Funniest Military Fails... Part 6

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  • @rogerhack3750
    @rogerhack3750 3 месяца назад +6

    Them: what was it like in the army and specifically the infantry?
    Me: we were the fittest alcoholics imaginable.

  • @hasnoluck4181
    @hasnoluck4181 3 месяца назад +107

    "2:00 in the morning, everyone is black" -- proceeds to wear sunglasses

    • @Drowko
      @Drowko 3 месяца назад +1

      Everything hits harder at 2 in the morning.

    • @BuddyStevens-k8s
      @BuddyStevens-k8s 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Drowko even the black

  • @logicoverfeelz
    @logicoverfeelz 3 месяца назад +41

    3:17 "There's gonna be a day vets are called for again. Until then we wait patiently....... Just kidding, my knees gave out. Send help."

  • @Monkey_boyzz
    @Monkey_boyzz 3 месяца назад +67

    Low Hitler salute is wild

  • @Berm_Blaster
    @Berm_Blaster 3 месяца назад +2

    I'm convinced Nikko has his pistol sitting on his lap during every video lol

  • @Cheesy-ni4ll
    @Cheesy-ni4ll 3 месяца назад +7

    “Don’t worry about what my hand is doing” is crazy

  • @ethanfury3368
    @ethanfury3368 3 месяца назад +9

    My gpa got drafted back in Vietnam for a combat roll and was a former gang member from the Bay Area, smacked his drill Sargent in basic and got LAYED out

    • @ethanfury3368
      @ethanfury3368 3 месяца назад +2

      Well more accurately talked back, raised his hand, and got layed out before he knew what was goin on

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ethanfury3368 as is proper...

  • @slayer100004
    @slayer100004 3 месяца назад +1

    All I was told when I got hurt was "take 2 Tylenol change your socks and call me in the morning"

  • @Tokio_Tsu
    @Tokio_Tsu 3 месяца назад +4

    When I was in OSUT for 12B, my drill got into a fistfight with another drill from a different platoon because he came into our bay and told us what to do, you could hear shit flying and being thrown around in CQ and all the other drills yelling, and my drill yelled. I quote "I don't give a fuck abound your combatives Chez."

  • @Pastel_Moon.
    @Pastel_Moon. 3 месяца назад +2

    With the ants trying going for a whole solid 1 minute and 10 seconds and I was not in the army. I was 5 and walked backwards into a fire ant mound, my whole entire body was covered.

  • @BOT_JERRY
    @BOT_JERRY 3 месяца назад +4

    Broke my collarbone and doctors prescribed ibuprofen.

  • @syxyman
    @syxyman 3 месяца назад +3

    Air Force recruiting slid into my DMs when I submitted an application to find a space force recruiter

  • @iamthenatehawk1537
    @iamthenatehawk1537 3 месяца назад +1

    Imagine laying down scorching heat and you hate being there
    So a kitchen but you get to lay down 🙃

  • @brandonhaag52
    @brandonhaag52 3 месяца назад

    Just came back from a JRTC rotation in FT Johnson, LA, and I can attest that at 6:44 he is very accurate that NVG's are genuinely difficult to use at first. Especially when you have the ones that only go over one eye. you constantly have to adjust the single eye to see things clearly, and you need to adjust the zoom if you want to change from seeing things more than 10 ft away to closer than 10 ft away. And when it's pitch black you really only clearly see dark solid objects, so forget seeing all your paths through the brush you made during the day, you'll be finding a new way each time lol

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 3 месяца назад +4

    Always a good day when Nikko post.
    Not a good day for these people Though 😂😂😂😂

  • @kroonie99
    @kroonie99 3 месяца назад

    i confirm the "flicky the gun in the air thing" is fun

  • @carsonkouts
    @carsonkouts 3 месяца назад +39

    I was a crew chief in the 160th and I still remember bmq when we first did NVG training. Took us all out to an empty field and basically just hit us in the face with footballs until we learned to catch them 😂

    • @Yeet-mp6ci
      @Yeet-mp6ci 3 месяца назад

      I can’t catch a football anyways XD

    • @sd5241
      @sd5241 3 месяца назад +3

      That had to be hilarious😂.

    • @enderwiggin9303
      @enderwiggin9303 3 месяца назад

      Back in grade school in probably 92 the gaurd came and they backed out the gym and had us line up and try to shoot hoops with nods.. it was then that I realized I had no natural depth perception, I'd did equally bad if n9t a bit better lol

  • @gubstytheskibidi
    @gubstytheskibidi 3 месяца назад +1

    earth backshots is crazy 0:10

  • @Dereinejunge178
    @Dereinejunge178 3 месяца назад +2

    Military fails Reallyyyyyy get NEVER old 😂🙏🏻🔥

  • @bordenfleetwood5773
    @bordenfleetwood5773 3 месяца назад

    I did the rifle exhibition stuff for a hot second. Those spins and tosses are much harder than they look. The M-1 was never designed to be used in that manner; soldiers just figured it out anyway, and then it became standard. But yeah, it's hard as shit. I was always way better at the more formal IDR.

  • @abranmartinez9444
    @abranmartinez9444 3 месяца назад

    Dude driving with nothing but nvgs is a whole different experience

  • @Johnny1371-1
    @Johnny1371-1 3 месяца назад

    "Go be a parent" is the greatest thing ive heard today... i dont get out much anymore

  • @scorpiontale2528
    @scorpiontale2528 2 месяца назад

    Dislocated my knee cap in basic and got prescribed Tylenol

  • @griffinspady9019
    @griffinspady9019 3 месяца назад

    Nah, my kid and I watch your stuff, Now my son, sounds 100% just like you and my neighbors are concerned.

  • @TTOS69
    @TTOS69 3 месяца назад +2

    0:16 "Baby, Grind with Me. Relax ya mind, take ya time with meee"

  • @BlaqueShot
    @BlaqueShot 3 месяца назад +2

    We love Nikko 🙏

  • @Yuukichan1888
    @Yuukichan1888 3 месяца назад +1

    Pole dancing with the branches

  • @MoorlanderEDC
    @MoorlanderEDC 3 месяца назад

    Heavy starch? I have socks under my bed just like that

  • @SCORCHGAMING34
    @SCORCHGAMING34 3 месяца назад

    8:17 the moment you realize you rolled your sleeves too tight

  • @jackeskins4658
    @jackeskins4658 3 месяца назад

    Rainbow hair guy hits drill . 3 seconds later found Jesus.

  • @bladeshorty
    @bladeshorty 3 месяца назад

    Driving for the 1st time with NVGs was the bigger pain in the ass.

  • @rogue8041
    @rogue8041 3 месяца назад +1

    4:18 well well well….

  • @Drozzilla
    @Drozzilla 3 месяца назад

    Brother is counting these videos the same way my pull ups get counted "part 3... part 4... part 5... part 5..."

  • @Daniel-san-86
    @Daniel-san-86 3 месяца назад

    5:23 broke my ankle in Iraq in 2008. We were 3 months into a 15 month deployment. They gave me motrin and returned to duty.
    When we finally redeployed 12 months later and i got to see an actual doctor, they took xrays. It was still broken.

  • @Ghostiisdum
    @Ghostiisdum 3 месяца назад

    calf raising ammunition boxes is wild

  • @Justin_Saves
    @Justin_Saves 3 месяца назад

    Ahaha! You're a wild man bro!
    🤘🤣🤘

  • @Ren.uk.99
    @Ren.uk.99 3 месяца назад

    So glad you saw that sniper snog finally, I saw it last week ago and first thought was Nikko would love this😂

  • @iamunwanted701
    @iamunwanted701 3 месяца назад

    never had a recruiter in my dms but i did have one approach me when i was looking at fish in a petsmart. gotta give it to him he somehow got me looking at fish to then talking about the apache and how its cooler than any plane i wanted to fly

  • @nosmokebot8877
    @nosmokebot8877 3 месяца назад

    Leaving July 8th for boot camp, I’m 26 and the day after I went into the recruiting office. A female navy recruiter slid in my dms to try and enlist me 😂😂

  • @SamuelMottaGarcia
    @SamuelMottaGarcia 3 месяца назад

    Nikko gave his floor back shots before GTA 6
    💀💀

  • @Axis-allies4728
    @Axis-allies4728 3 месяца назад

    8:57 major payne aaah throw

  • @jonathangouveia7650
    @jonathangouveia7650 3 месяца назад

    Nikko funny as shit lol love these videos

  • @scottsquatch89
    @scottsquatch89 3 месяца назад

    I've been the recruiter sliding in the DM's... it don't work. UNLESS! you're a good looking female recruiter, then those little fools be coming to the office every week. Still don't join though! 🤣

  • @BearWithM30nDhis0ne
    @BearWithM30nDhis0ne 3 месяца назад

    Nikki!
    Lov ur Videos bro!
    .

  • @s.cottrill
    @s.cottrill 3 месяца назад

    Night Land Nav in PLDC O found a damned hole deep enough to be a grave the hard way. Seen it during the day land nav.

  • @jaycobrcamelin
    @jaycobrcamelin 3 месяца назад

    6:47 You know I was going to say, was a little rough but not terrible, but you had a better explanation lol

  • @Farmer-cop
    @Farmer-cop 3 месяца назад

    I've got 30 seconds whole body in a ant bed.

  • @Dynasty1k
    @Dynasty1k 3 месяца назад

    How are you not on PepperboxTV yet? Wouldn't have to worry about censorship!

  • @Crunch2327
    @Crunch2327 3 месяца назад

    British Army Kit, held together with green string and harry black.
    Bristish Army Squaddies, held together with brufen and tubegrip.😂
    First time we got thermal imaging in the earlym90s, our Sgt Major used em to hunt for guys smoking on Ex.. they got beasted.. 😂😂😂

  • @jakegriffin8627
    @jakegriffin8627 3 месяца назад

    Elementary school, stuck my hand in a fire ant hill for a minute for $5 to get a sandwich😂

  • @Discfishguy
    @Discfishguy 3 месяца назад

    at 7:33, those are guard lmaoooo

  • @docvenom911
    @docvenom911 3 месяца назад

    Driving blackout mode under nods is fucking unreal
    AATW Nico! Hooah
    2009-2015 3BCT

  • @iamvictorperez1482
    @iamvictorperez1482 3 месяца назад

    Dude that Sailor on live TV 😂

  • @seanbusby7568
    @seanbusby7568 3 месяца назад +1

    1:04 49 seconds, bet you I could last double that.

  • @That1codgamer
    @That1codgamer 3 месяца назад

    Niko comeing in with the clutch video

  • @SkepticalJoe
    @SkepticalJoe 3 месяца назад

    I'm just glad my bowels aren't the only ones who have had a problem with the beef taco MRE. Seriously save every toilet/tissue paper roll from MREs that you can. You never know when you gonna need it...

  • @Daredevil311-g9l
    @Daredevil311-g9l 3 месяца назад

    Nikko is my spirit animal

  • @christopermiller5543
    @christopermiller5543 3 месяца назад

    Was texted and called by a navy recruiter a few weeks ago. Trying to convince me to sign up saying I could weld if I got some nuclear job if I got a high enough asvap score

  • @aericcameron8104
    @aericcameron8104 3 месяца назад

    Nico you gotta play bodycam just came out looks amazing

  • @CrZy_Pika
    @CrZy_Pika 3 месяца назад

    love you nikoooo

  • @gearkhancorrino7307
    @gearkhancorrino7307 3 месяца назад

    OMG hated my NVGs, AN/PVS-5s!!! Hated driving with those, depth perception almost non-existent, unless you bobbed your head back and forth.

  • @RaganDickerson
    @RaganDickerson 6 дней назад

    Am I the only one that realized when my guy was flipping a gun Luke cones song was in the background. I can’t be the only one.

  • @kingslayer4427
    @kingslayer4427 3 месяца назад

    @nikkoortiz going through a break up some how you got me laughing appreciate you G

  • @NightHunters-TV
    @NightHunters-TV 3 месяца назад

    0:44 the tan line from the watch is crazy (I have one too lol)

  • @ginger_king_1234
    @ginger_king_1234 3 месяца назад

    1 hr 15k my girl killing it.

  • @StarCJ152
    @StarCJ152 3 месяца назад

    Love your vids!!! Thank you for always making me laugh
    !!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AnnaKrawczynski
    @AnnaKrawczynski 3 месяца назад

    I love your videos❤. Could you do one on the Medics.😂

  • @swampfireian41
    @swampfireian41 3 месяца назад

    The dudes who throw rifles and stuff are almost 100% certainly the JROTC drill team kids. They don’t have any other life skills because they hyperfixated on throwing rifles in high school, some through college, and they don’t know how to do anything else. They are convinced it’s the hottest shit known to man and have unironically tried impressing girls in school AND in public with it.

  • @USMC-lr8th
    @USMC-lr8th 3 месяца назад

    Nikko's reaction to sharks is like my reaction to ants. Thanks Nikko, you suck. (Jk I love you!)

  • @christianvarvel4292
    @christianvarvel4292 3 месяца назад

    There was a time when I was in AIT and I got my phone back to call my parents, I finished a call with them, and at THAT Very moment I had 5 min before I had to give the phone back after telling them my new address, and I got a text from a marine recruiter asking me to sign up.

  • @Unitheunicorn401
    @Unitheunicorn401 3 месяца назад

    i tea bagged a fire hill for 15 sec for $245. only 1 guy didnt pay up. he got blanket party lol

  • @williammarsh4064
    @williammarsh4064 3 месяца назад

    A marine recruiter stoped me while 𝓘 was mowing my church property, just walked over and gave me a card and asked if 𝓘 ever thought about joining

  • @franciscosaldana7261
    @franciscosaldana7261 3 месяца назад

    Ayo we got War Hampster in a Nicco video

  • @dylonpress7034
    @dylonpress7034 3 месяца назад

    Post military treatment: ibuprofen, cigarettes, and booze

  • @warlikepeach8639
    @warlikepeach8639 2 месяца назад

    I’ve gotten phone calls texts and one recruiter when I was working at the grocery store stopped me in the parking lot talked to me gave me his card and tried convincing to join. Very nice guy but I don’t want to go in the military. I think he also asked for my number because I remember him calling me and asking if I thought about it. I said yes it’s not for me and he’s like “how do you know”.

  • @Tacos_Paco
    @Tacos_Paco 3 месяца назад

    We played Spades like men.

  • @HoboJoe10000
    @HoboJoe10000 3 месяца назад

    Armed drill is fun as shit, especially when you get good.

  • @Prestongames-k3f
    @Prestongames-k3f 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah bro said there giving the earth back shots
    First

  • @justinboucher7582
    @justinboucher7582 3 месяца назад

    Staff sgt went up a hill and left us to walk in circles with i.r. tape on diffrent rocks.... we're out for 6 hours and while staff sgt and master and company command laughed and recorded. We were the example that night

  • @ianbuckley1973
    @ianbuckley1973 3 месяца назад

    No depth perception true but I had the pvs 7 and they require manual focusing. The first night driving exercise in hmmwv. That's a nightmare

  • @azraelarashi6491
    @azraelarashi6491 3 месяца назад

    Why that gym bro look like a ripped freedie mercury

  • @kriptiksoulja
    @kriptiksoulja 3 месяца назад

    Bruh flippy spinny with the m1 damn i love it my 35yo ass can still do it 😂

  • @AndronFIRE
    @AndronFIRE 3 месяца назад

    08:00 switch army to air force, af to marine, and marine to army

  • @MazzieTheRazzie
    @MazzieTheRazzie 3 месяца назад

    4:37 BARS

  • @vhwft
    @vhwft 3 месяца назад

    3:59, if it’s 0200 wtf is that cop doing wearing sunglasses. Is his vision that good that even night is to bright for him.

  • @joshdennis9163
    @joshdennis9163 3 месяца назад

    We had a dude break a drills foot when I was in basic in 03. We were in the gas chamber and he freaked out when the d.s. wouldn't let him leave so he slammed his rifle on his foot and ran. Never saw that guy again....

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 3 месяца назад

    My 10yo loves you lol, she is hyper like you and likes it when you yell and she loves naynay!

  • @JustinMcElroy-yf3hz
    @JustinMcElroy-yf3hz 3 месяца назад

    Hi nikko I’m a big fan

  • @russwest2192
    @russwest2192 3 месяца назад

    i like ur dog i saw it in the background

  • @JustCheckingln
    @JustCheckingln 2 месяца назад

    Nikki sponsoring Bavo Sierrra

  • @diegocuellar6318
    @diegocuellar6318 3 месяца назад +1

    had a recruiter text my parent, don't know how they even got their number

  • @thejaxx5
    @thejaxx5 3 месяца назад

    Motrin... the wonder drug.... cures all!

  • @moneybags7064
    @moneybags7064 3 месяца назад

    You forgot the Doc also has you change your socks

  • @Don_Little
    @Don_Little 3 месяца назад

    you should react to New Zealand Army basic training

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 3 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @fitfrankietntshow2461
    @fitfrankietntshow2461 3 месяца назад +1

    Yo I’m 22secs in 😂🎉🎉🎉

  • @dylnfstr
    @dylnfstr 3 месяца назад

    Luke Bongiovanni is a monster 5:53

  • @bleakorb1194
    @bleakorb1194 2 месяца назад

    heres motrin 100% every time

  • @JoeRogansBigToe
    @JoeRogansBigToe 3 месяца назад

    Nikko i see u lookin fresh today bromther never change Nikko😘

  • @US3RNAM3UNAVA1LAB3
    @US3RNAM3UNAVA1LAB3 3 месяца назад +1

    My best time was 28 seconds. Never again.