Funniest Military Fails... Part 5

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  • @gregkrueger331
    @gregkrueger331 3 месяца назад +32

    Gen z saying “BOOTS” is the Mean Girl saying “that’s fetch”. 😂

  • @shanemcy
    @shanemcy 3 месяца назад +33

    The helicockter got me😂

  • @PsychoCheeseBurgerUSA
    @PsychoCheeseBurgerUSA 3 месяца назад +124

    “Equal rights equal fights” got me 😂

  • @DoubleDsDeliveries
    @DoubleDsDeliveries 3 месяца назад +23

    Nikko says smash to every female post. Also Nikko "just work hard, we'll take you seriously."

  • @hvyfknmtl
    @hvyfknmtl 3 месяца назад +138

    Nikko - "just work hard, we'll take you seriously"
    Nikko when he sees literally any woman in uniform - "....*shoves mic up ass*"

    • @CptFishBowl
      @CptFishBowl 3 месяца назад +21

      In Niko's defense, the women in uniform posts he reacts to are mainly just thirst traps.

    • @ENomad
      @ENomad 3 месяца назад +9

      How is this different from how he reacts to the men thirst traps?

    • @hvyfknmtl
      @hvyfknmtl 3 месяца назад

      @@ENomad for those he uses fuck boy face.

    • @bunz5000
      @bunz5000 3 месяца назад +4

      @@ENomad Its not a mic he shoves up there.

    • @xiphos8219
      @xiphos8219 2 месяца назад

      And he takes it up the ass seriously too.

  • @ghost247music8
    @ghost247music8 3 месяца назад +12

    6:45 song is "keep riding me-ur pretty" for anyone wondering. Its a banger frrr

    • @slovak4life1991
      @slovak4life1991 3 месяца назад +2

      It actually is, but I don’t identify with the lyrics.

  • @bullabl287
    @bullabl287 3 месяца назад +34

    I hate watching this in public. Everyone wants to know why I’m laughing. And dark humor can not be explained away. Love the content and thanks for the laugh!

    • @DarkTaylick
      @DarkTaylick 3 месяца назад +1

      At least you’re not watching it at civilian work…
      Right?

    • @reneeproffetta9295
      @reneeproffetta9295 3 месяца назад

      This 😂😂😂😂

  • @Clapz8459
    @Clapz8459 3 месяца назад +67

    Fun fact: you can like a comment by double tapping it

  • @Ranger62900
    @Ranger62900 3 месяца назад +27

    Never gets old Nikko.. never gets old!!

  • @joshuabrigden4820
    @joshuabrigden4820 3 месяца назад +3

    Knowles just powermoves the whole squad and says fuck it and starts wackin'😂😂

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 3 месяца назад +5

    Nikko helicopter was awesome! Thank you, Nikko and Mr. Editor 💙!

  • @urielgrey
    @urielgrey 3 месяца назад

    Nikko appreciate you getting real at the end.
    Watching someone give it their all creates a reputation most people will respect.

  • @Landondavy
    @Landondavy 3 месяца назад +10

    Yo nikko you are the best Military RUclipsr ever

    • @medicbabe2ID
      @medicbabe2ID 3 месяца назад

      HLC would like a word

    • @Landondavy
      @Landondavy 3 месяца назад

      @@medicbabe2IDyo what does that mean

  • @jessali83
    @jessali83 3 месяца назад +2

    Protect Nikko at all costs 🫡💯💕👏🏻

  • @skshade6805
    @skshade6805 3 месяца назад +1

    7:06 "CAC CARD" is crazy....
    "CAC" = "Comman Access Card"

  • @smier666
    @smier666 3 месяца назад +5

    That super duper paratrooper is in my company he’s going to warrant school for flight soon

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 3 месяца назад

    1:03 If both his boys have weapon-systems, this is a strategy; a couple swat-shields for the middle-man makes a technical-unit: a burly-unit holding two-boys with weapon-systems, three heads are better than one; I imagine this is cost effective crowd support.

  • @DiegoTheGoat24
    @DiegoTheGoat24 3 месяца назад +4

    Love your content keep it up

  • @tamarwilk9257
    @tamarwilk9257 3 месяца назад +1

    Nikko I love your videos they always make my day better and brighter thank you for giving me the much needed laughs. Life is tough but your videos give me something to look forward to ❤

  • @TheCorruptionKing
    @TheCorruptionKing 3 месяца назад

    1:42 you look around and feel lonely. I look around and remember, that's right ain't no body better than me.

  • @indecisiveuploader7144
    @indecisiveuploader7144 3 месяца назад

    Best moments is scrolling through insta and randomly finding Nikko

  • @Gravesyard78
    @Gravesyard78 3 месяца назад +2

    HELL YEAH i get so excited everytime you post

  • @TheBibliophileFiles
    @TheBibliophileFiles 3 месяца назад

    That rifle toss… I miss doing clean tosses like that!

  • @DirtyDee123
    @DirtyDee123 3 месяца назад +1

    We need longer Nikko reactions

  • @tri-xr
    @tri-xr 3 месяца назад +2

    Who else agrees with me that he should play horror, games, and film it

  • @AKStingerGT185
    @AKStingerGT185 Месяц назад

    That E6 recruiter goes to the gym at 4am every day lol. The one recording is a youtuber in our office. 😂

  • @elhnston6589
    @elhnston6589 3 месяца назад

    2:26 more impressive he was still standing after x)

  • @mr_invisible1198
    @mr_invisible1198 3 месяца назад

    Bro being ATC in the USAF, once you get your 5 skill level say goodbye to weekends and holidays. Then when you get your 7, hello mids and other bullshit shifts. Haven't had a legit 4 day in years until I went to Germany.

  • @CaramelColored
    @CaramelColored 3 месяца назад

    "Surround yourself to make you better."
    Nikko: B!tch, I'm fabulous all by my lonesome.
    Me: You're god damned right!

  • @skshade6805
    @skshade6805 3 месяца назад +1

    6:07 the no ribbons

  • @TempuraKai
    @TempuraKai 3 месяца назад +1

    No but why was 2:50 a LOOK though 😂👏 tactical fashion

  • @BackyardBasketballAssoc.
    @BackyardBasketballAssoc. 3 месяца назад +2

    Didn’t expect to see my brother at 1:03 😅

  • @809ijjjkjhkkjhjjkjhk
    @809ijjjkjhkkjhjjkjhk 3 месяца назад

    BRO GOT EM HOPS

  • @ashTheman2
    @ashTheman2 3 месяца назад

    It was the kick for me💀

  • @regulator18E
    @regulator18E 3 месяца назад

    That 180 missile was wild 😂

  • @michaelconner9796
    @michaelconner9796 3 месяца назад

    Yeah... One time a girlfriend told me the same thing during an argument. Apparently, "you working twice as hard almost gets as much shit done as a man" wasnt the right answer...

  • @Elcaballero-tx6pf
    @Elcaballero-tx6pf 3 месяца назад

    Bro is hilarious 😂 love the series. Every time I watch one I want to watch another. Love the humor😂

  • @MightySounder
    @MightySounder 3 месяца назад

    Bruh Nikko looking like the Lisan Al Gaib in the thumbnail lol

  • @The13Boogyman
    @The13Boogyman 3 месяца назад

    I did that same slip and slide in the rain on the dorm lawn in the Air Force...I'm not sure how to feel about having the same ideas as my crayon eating brethren.

  • @Officalaccountofnewjayland
    @Officalaccountofnewjayland 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude my mother might let me join air cadets

  • @Office_Editz
    @Office_Editz 3 месяца назад

    Nikko I love watching the streams when i can but the reactions are better when I watch them on yt with the editing it’s better

  • @sabiinaaaa
    @sabiinaaaa 3 месяца назад +1

    much love to you nikko, greatly appreciate your videos💜

  • @Logan-2009-lu
    @Logan-2009-lu 3 месяца назад +2

    I love it ❤

  • @heavytrooper2402
    @heavytrooper2402 3 месяца назад

    I had a aneurism when i saw those shells uncovered. that would get you unbelievably fucked up in the army.

  • @brandomadeit
    @brandomadeit 3 месяца назад

    Dude got a self portrait tatted on his arm

  • @jamesbaker9096
    @jamesbaker9096 3 месяца назад

    Nikko: I’m all alone there’s no one here beside me
    Narrator, hiding in the bushes
    Fat electrician in your fridge
    Eli double tap under your bed
    Brandon Herrera in your TV running for Congress about to jump out like the rings
    And doughnut operator about to kick in your door, shouting stop resisting

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisiaberle5575
    @chrisiaberle5575 3 месяца назад

    Another video, another banger ! Keep up the good work Nikko ! 🔥

  • @bat_man725
    @bat_man725 3 месяца назад +1

    bro Nikko keep it up

  • @Dinosaurchickin
    @Dinosaurchickin 3 месяца назад

    NIKKO WE ARE HERE FOR YOU❤

  • @alexnunez3929
    @alexnunez3929 3 месяца назад

    He acts like an operator, but does he have a combat action ribbon

  • @LimeMoneon
    @LimeMoneon 3 месяца назад +2

    WHATS UP NIKO

  • @anthonymendoza1896
    @anthonymendoza1896 3 месяца назад

    The SERE-C ptsd with boots hit hard. Anyone who knows knows

  • @davidmuzquiz9116
    @davidmuzquiz9116 3 месяца назад

    I know it will bite you in the ass in the end, but if I'm re-enlisting I need all my drill Sargents in front leaning rest position while I get sworn back in 😂

  • @lilxxtendo6793
    @lilxxtendo6793 3 месяца назад

    You should do a video on why you shouldn’t try to go head on with trained professionals like security cam videos and stuff like that

  • @suedebaby4877
    @suedebaby4877 3 месяца назад

    What’s funny is that the 4 day getting taken away my body made that TikTok while we was in Poland and getting our tents searched😂 good times

  • @Dinosaurchickin
    @Dinosaurchickin 3 месяца назад

    0:42 that’s som full metal jacket shish

  • @Drowko
    @Drowko 3 месяца назад

    Twitch? Nobody got time for that Nikko!

  • @alekzandervenegas7409
    @alekzandervenegas7409 2 месяца назад

    They replaced two 4 days wit field training for me dammit 😅

  • @ReckLessMedia20
    @ReckLessMedia20 3 месяца назад +2

    Number one.

  • @juancernas485
    @juancernas485 3 месяца назад

    How does Niko go from butthole jokes to serious commentary on female equality in the military? Versatility.

  • @Glitch14579
    @Glitch14579 3 месяца назад

    I love your channel and my brother is in the Marines

  • @michaelconnaireoates5344
    @michaelconnaireoates5344 3 месяца назад

    Nikko should do game training with (that) grandpa

  • @mistawalker2985
    @mistawalker2985 3 месяца назад

    The Nikkocopter

  • @jonathangouveia7650
    @jonathangouveia7650 3 месяца назад

    Love these videos funny ASF man stay up Nikko 👍😊

  • @alphadragongamingFTW
    @alphadragongamingFTW 3 месяца назад

    lol Nikko 10/10 has the best teeth on youtube.......

  • @kingwja4380
    @kingwja4380 3 месяца назад

    Ah yes, another good day, watching a Nikko video released 19 minutes before my lunch break 😎

  • @smallhat1
    @smallhat1 3 месяца назад

    I got to say I’m sick and this made my day

  • @hunterfivestars4601
    @hunterfivestars4601 3 месяца назад

    2:27 bro worst mistake here, he so up when you got his legs but he let go.

  • @CadeArt
    @CadeArt 3 месяца назад

    You look so boots sounds like an insult😂

  • @hookhandmcgeedank6980
    @hookhandmcgeedank6980 Месяц назад +1

    09:41 stop step sergeant

  • @dogwhood9710
    @dogwhood9710 3 месяца назад

    Nikko the best

  • @toyyatoy
    @toyyatoy 3 месяца назад

    I can only take so much military content, depresses me to be out.

  • @paulblack-ty4iv
    @paulblack-ty4iv 3 месяца назад

    A Boot is a new guy from basic

  • @shaynebartlett7900
    @shaynebartlett7900 5 дней назад

    Damn char char didn’t even show up.

  • @obliviiann7697
    @obliviiann7697 3 месяца назад

    I know the amphibious Marine 🤣 he’s in my class

  • @jeycoramirez2165
    @jeycoramirez2165 3 месяца назад

    WE LOVE NIKKOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Nepomniachtchi_Austin
    @Nepomniachtchi_Austin 3 месяца назад

    8:20 This is actually a deployed Russian MLRS system lmao

  • @gamingwithjoey4765
    @gamingwithjoey4765 3 месяца назад +2

    Nikkoooooo

  • @Sleepymoments.
    @Sleepymoments. 3 месяца назад

    Bouta go on vacay, still gonna watch u ❤

  • @timhusk2913
    @timhusk2913 3 месяца назад

    We used to call the newbies cherries

  • @ryan215553
    @ryan215553 3 месяца назад

    Yea she had to work twice as hard behind that desk in the AC 🤦‍♂️🤡

  • @victors-9711
    @victors-9711 3 месяца назад

    It’s not free. This cost brain cells.

  • @Dr.NoName.
    @Dr.NoName. 3 месяца назад

    I’ve never heard anyone say boot like that 💀 people really just be making slang up and saying gen z uses it like no 😭

  • @JerryVideos1st
    @JerryVideos1st 3 месяца назад

    Please more Coast Guard

  • @comradewolfgaming2844
    @comradewolfgaming2844 3 месяца назад

    nikko u should play Contraband Police

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur 3 месяца назад

    Also as a woman, I am very disappointed with her saying "As a woman you will have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously." .. This is not the case and the wrong and dishonest message to send other women considering a military career.. the CORRECT statement is "As a woman you will have to work twice as hard to achieve the SAME recognition as men." ... We are physically weaker, slower, smaller, which means everything we do has to be done HARDER than what men do just so we can remain on par with the weakest or average man in the military. But so long as you push your body and mind to that point, you will be treated with the same respect as men, but it has to be earned and you MUST realize as a woman you will HAVE to work much harder just to achieve the same thing as men simply due to our biological limitations compared to men.

  • @jakethejaguar8656
    @jakethejaguar8656 3 месяца назад

    Ayo first, love these crzy vids 😘

  • @ColeWrightSwish
    @ColeWrightSwish 3 месяца назад

    I want to either be a pilot for the Air Force or the Navy, I might do both too.

  • @alexortiz5129
    @alexortiz5129 3 месяца назад

    No my TL he would barley shower and would wear the same dirty pts for 4 days straight and took 3 weeks to wash his uniforms and pts

  • @anothernewaccount1657
    @anothernewaccount1657 3 месяца назад

    Slay or boots? Neither.

  • @wulfseig1864
    @wulfseig1864 3 месяца назад

    Helicockter 😂

  • @DieyaJeah1
    @DieyaJeah1 3 месяца назад

    I kept seeing a line on my screen and was trying to rub it away till I realized in the next scene it wasn't actually on my monitor :p 6:08 hate it when that happens

  • @valadin4560
    @valadin4560 3 месяца назад

    Love the videos

  • @Monkey_boyzz
    @Monkey_boyzz 3 месяца назад +2

    Hi Niko

  • @Da1nstantClassic
    @Da1nstantClassic 3 месяца назад

    “Cac card” 🤦‍♂️

  • @Eyes-Storm-No-Sleep
    @Eyes-Storm-No-Sleep 3 месяца назад +2

    XD

  • @baguette1014
    @baguette1014 3 месяца назад

    Hey Nikko, when will more brutally honest videos come out?

  • @navjotkaur6312
    @navjotkaur6312 3 месяца назад +2

    W’s in the chat

  • @jackscantland6201
    @jackscantland6201 3 месяца назад +1

    Nikki react to bare knuckle boxing knockouts or streetbeefs

  • @owenglaser2845
    @owenglaser2845 3 месяца назад

    Lets GOOOO NIKKO