The first one just had me laughing with the " can't hit the black guy or your racist" and 5:06 doing that in the 1950s could get you a section 8 or discharge for being crazy
Airforce was at a comic con with a EOD suit. when I was given a chance to wear it I was wanting to fall without being grabbed, they caught the 90 pound suit + person mid fall. I was half tempted once I got up to start running away with it. But I probably wouldn't get far aswell as I was surrounded. Still funny though.
The males had the same problem with the toilet they flooded the whole bay bathroom on the second floor. Since the females had to report to the male bay for instruction and such we had to use the male bathroom but the one time we couldn't was when the drills found out about the bathroom. Shit was funny as fuck. Shit, the "female" bay toilets never flushed lol. We got into trouble for Fort Moore's water issues lol.
"watches black dude pull the agent dodge in platoon boxing", oh I don't think that white boi has anything to worry about he ain't layin a glove on the other dude.
True facts on airforce I know this chick that’s a medic and everytime she’s not at work or studying for college she’s going on trips like snowboarding or to the beach or grand canyon, or she’s going out to super fancy places. Yeah airforce has it nice they get to do whatever they want
Funny shit 😂😂😂😂, that throwing knives games, i use to play that when i was a kid and we called it split the kipper, one time we was using butter knives and my bro proper missed and cut deep into my thumb lol shit aim
I once had a dude in my unit find out i had a hot girlfriend. We were out on the town and I choked him out and when he woke up i told him next time i would just keep choking him and then borrow her dads tractor for an hour. He didnt tell anyone and he took every deployment he could get. I was joking but it worked.
Nikko's energy in all his videos is too hilarious, I might need to lighten up on watching his content. 😂 Had me dreaming that both our crack headed asses were on the hunt for some cookie dough. P.S- We never found any. 😂😭
Yeah me and my buddies played the hell outta that game featured at 2:33...With a full sized fixed blade. We also got insanely good. But like with boxing (dude got his orbital bone broke af during a boxing match) we were eventually banned from throwing knives anywhere near feet. To the friends (excuse me, idiots) that thought playing that game in flip flops was a good idea or that it would end well...What were you thinking?
I have the FLU...and...i feel like CRAP....BUT...YOU SIR....make me feel better... thank you....p.s....can i pla leeeezzzz have your ENERGY...I NEED IT AT this point.
We had an LT get in trouble for playing chicken with a Spc using a K-Bar, the LT lost the game when he put the knife through the Spc boot, all the way into the ground.
"Or do something so gay you are forced to quit."
Been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes for how accurate it is.
Been out 8 years, still have my " I love me book" somewhere in the safe 😂😂
Also me
“Sir did you just put that plate carrier on the dogs head?” Had me laughing for a solid minute
The military has the best fails!
lol I find them so much funnier because all the fails are just SOOOOO expensive. 😅
They really do 😂
Facts 😂
And now they are the best fail
It’s biggest fail yet is recruiting. It’s hilarious
The first one just had me laughing with the " can't hit the black guy or your racist" and 5:06 doing that in the 1950s could get you a section 8 or discharge for being crazy
Right 😂
Unless your name was Corporal Klinger LOL
Only real nikko Ortiz fans can like
Only real ones!
Fr
Yeah not ai real aliens
Yeah!!@@nikkoortizshorts
Ok I liked the video
Nikko FYI that knife game is Mubblypeg. You can find it in a 1920,-30 school yard games book. Yes kids in the 1920's played that at recess.
I was retired at 22 as well. mine was from blowing through disc while putting a fire out.
Airforce was at a comic con with a EOD suit. when I was given a chance to wear it I was wanting to fall without being grabbed, they caught the 90 pound suit + person mid fall. I was half tempted once I got up to start running away with it. But I probably wouldn't get far aswell as I was surrounded. Still funny though.
its impossible to beat Nikkos energy XD what a guy
Marines said: Fuck it, we'll just use knifes
Always a good day when Nikko posts
Always 😂
Brother going to mct tomorrow for the Marines and I hope you know we don't always got feet fetish just depends on the length we away lol
Dude, the "Lieutenant Dan!" had me dying for no reason!!!😂😂
As a marine we indeed hate losing
Honestly, thanks for that last tip Niko, im a high school senior getting deployed to basic for the navy once summer comes along, your the GOAT
My anxiety can't handle the knife throwing game xD
Yooooo watching Nikko trying to count is freakin HILARIOUS😂😂😂
Yup, definitely best advice there at the end. Still have my "I love me" book from years ago
Air Force gets to do stuff. Army gets stuff done.
Never skip a fail vid from Nikko… bestest ever ❤😂🙌🏼
Hell yeah
30 minutes and 7010 views hell yeah Nikko
Facts, blondee 💙
Skipped
@@Mr_Nobody913 hey there stranger 😂✨gang gang✨
Love Nikko's demonstrations! Thank you, Nikko I truly needed this today!💙😢
Nikko doesn’t give half a fuck and that’s why I love him
God I love when Nikko spreads my cheeks and fills me with happiness everytime he uploads!
dude what? :D😂
2:17 bro i cant breath 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The males had the same problem with the toilet they flooded the whole bay bathroom on the second floor. Since the females had to report to the male bay for instruction and such we had to use the male bathroom but the one time we couldn't was when the drills found out about the bathroom. Shit was funny as fuck. Shit, the "female" bay toilets never flushed lol. We got into trouble for Fort Moore's water issues lol.
"watches black dude pull the agent dodge in platoon boxing", oh I don't think that white boi has anything to worry about he ain't layin a glove on the other dude.
Nikko forgot how to math lol
Wish I could speak to this legend to find the right route through the military.
You are an inspiration.
Depending on when he served, if I say, “there’s an Iraqi guy with an RPG on a tocoma” he’s getting hella flash backs
True facts on airforce I know this chick that’s a medic and everytime she’s not at work or studying for college she’s going on trips like snowboarding or to the beach or grand canyon, or she’s going out to super fancy places. Yeah airforce has it nice they get to do whatever they want
I wonder if nikko ever saw
Jamsheed the RPG god lol that’s an awesome video
6:35 WHY DOES HER WORKING UNIFORM HAVE A ZIPPER!?!?!?!? BRO, EVERYDAY I SWEAR I JOINED THE WRONG BRANCH
I'm an e-5 and STILL don't have an I love me book 😂😂😂
Yo 2:27 I've never seen that place before lemme just have a better look at canyon 😂
That's a fine lookin canyon my friend
0:52 YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS!
Hay y’all hope your all having a damn good day and if your not OH WELL HAHA 😂
I bet you good money I can lose that binder 😂😂😂
@ClickOnProfile1023 I love your channel it gives me a good laugh all the time especially when I need it. alright sounds good
4:04
Holding on to you is a song that has the lyrics "lean wit it, rock wit it"
Can’t wait for military TikToks part 2434
i didnt realize how important the "i love me" book was until now. anyone else got any useful tips?
9:04 had me laughing at facts
you know that hot blonde is gonna cheat when he gets deployed lol.
This video has made me realize my military mom has instilled that I always stand at attention waiting places where standing is the only option
love the vid bro it's amazing your so funny love your humor
So good 😂
From stream to yt, Nikki never gets old😀
More Military fails lessss gooooooo
Great vid Nikko!
she deployed to the Gyatttt 😂😂😂 sheeeesh
Nikko’s face at 2:28 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Funny shit 😂😂😂😂, that throwing knives games, i use to play that when i was a kid and we called it split the kipper, one time we was using butter knives and my bro proper missed and cut deep into my thumb lol shit aim
I once had a dude in my unit find out i had a hot girlfriend. We were out on the town and I choked him out and when he woke up i told him next time i would just keep choking him and then borrow her dads tractor for an hour. He didnt tell anyone and he took every deployment he could get. I was joking but it worked.
11:08 “PSYOP Spotted” LMAOOOOO
Love the military videos!
6:17 I think Nikko is realizing he may have joined the wrong branch.
Donut operator, AK guy and Nikko awesome day
Hell yeah 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts you should add foreign militaries to your skits
2:16 the guy is also missing his left hand
Marine field week includes knife marksmanship. It is followed by rizz week
2:17 my mind just immediately went "left foot stomp, hands on ya knees, hands on ya knees"
Aye the girl sharing her LES and I Love Me book, I went to high school with her
trust me
my dumbass gonna lose that book with all the paperwork
Nikko's energy in all his videos is too hilarious, I might need to lighten up on watching his content. 😂 Had me dreaming that both our crack headed asses were on the hunt for some cookie dough.
P.S- We never found any. 😂😭
I've been out for 4 years and I still have that binder I filled with my paperwork
"Lieutenant Dan!!!!"" 🤣
half the comebacks ive seen in past videos for the same videos
That last tip actually sounds real good
Yeah me and my buddies played the hell outta that game featured at 2:33...With a full sized fixed blade. We also got insanely good. But like with boxing (dude got his orbital bone broke af during a boxing match) we were eventually banned from throwing knives anywhere near feet. To the friends (excuse me, idiots) that thought playing that game in flip flops was a good idea or that it would end well...What were you thinking?
Literally was flipping through my I love me binder that I found the other day right when he showed the clip😂😂
“And then you can never lose it!”…… *loses binder*
I think he screamed because he said your entire platoon, so that would include his legs.
The bomb one I can’t stop laughing
9 years in the Army and ive only met one person that had an "i love me book"
glad i had something to make me laugh while im getting over this cold
The video at 5 min is actually here on Fort Leonard Wood and yes we are Marines 😂😂 I actually saw this shit happen in person
I used to play that knife game at like 12 yrs old, my friend Bob was a pro at it
30 minutes and 7010 views hell yeah Nikko
Boxing in the 4th platoon bay while still in my walking boot from breaking my heel 😂
Why would I put all my papers in lose place? Lose one, you lose them all.
9:02 This is the most relatable shit I’ve ever heard
A good day indeed when Nikko uploads
yo u funny asf my boy
Love your videos Nikko ❤
So good!
I have the FLU...and...i feel like CRAP....BUT...YOU SIR....make me feel better... thank you....p.s....can i pla leeeezzzz have your ENERGY...I NEED IT AT this point.
nikko if i do the binder thing should i lamenate everything just incase
Mom recently passed away and I'm still watching you man
7:09 ah shit.. gate runner gate runner
Another Nikko video which means something funny or something to make you say wtf lol
Thanks!
She tossed him her empty mag 😂
We had an LT get in trouble for playing chicken with a Spc using a K-Bar, the LT lost the game when he put the knife through the Spc boot, all the way into the ground.
The knife game was the go to field game
I love military fails
nikko funny asf XD
You know it’s a good day when you watched nikko live on twitch then watch newly uploaded videos
Don’t join for the rong reasons guys….
I could watch your videos all day bro ❤
2:46 Civil War Reenactors do this too. Well those who can't "read". Me I just watch and wait for impending doom.
Great video nikko
So good! 🙌
More AIRSOFT please!!!
Please do a video on the Canadian navy’s Naval Tactical Operations Group or NTOG
LOVE THIS SERIES, SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Lt. Dan! 😂
going to jrtc and after getting to go visit leesville was depressing for me but fuck the boys that stationed there god bless them 😂