Military TikTok Fails... Part 9
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2024
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Funny Military TikToks...
Military Fails That Hurt...
"It's not a white guy or black guy, it's a Marine."
-Nikko Ortiz 2024
One to remember 😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That was hilarious 🤣
(Every marine will tell you this same thing..)
HE'S NOTNTHE 1ST ONE TO SAY THIS....
This one was deep...
I love that Nikko was just too humble to admit that the dude was probably referring to him
Haha I love that too
@@nikkoortizshorts Hollup, wait a minute...
@@nikkoortizshorts😂 nice
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Stg he was talking about nikko
Niko is my favorite lesbian influencer
Me too😂😂😂😂
💀
Fax
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Facts.
1:46 3 things that could have3 happened. 1 Pilot popped flares accidently, 2 the full AB caused the flares to ignite, or 3 aircraft received a lock on signal and popped flares but judging by the following flight path more then likely the first two in order.
It was definately the third option.
still...fuckin cool
So what are the consequences
@@RussianserpentI popped flares at rotation from Kabul Airport. Got yelled at by the controller and that was it.
lol nope@@Russianserpent
That trees only considered military property if you crash a vehicle into it. They definitely accounting for that damage assessment on that tree. 😂
5:43 The tank was diggin its own grave😂
You know it’s about to be hilarious when it’s military fails
Always haha
Amen to that 😆
honestly
😮@@nikkoortizshorts
That mag catch was hard af
For real
*pops flares
*radio: “Come by the office when you land”
Pilot: 👁️👄👁️
His new callsign is Flare
4:06 I know DAMN WELL you didn’t just throw us fuelers under the bus 😭
What's funny about being in the Marines... is that I know exactly where the clip @2:23 was taken. Good old Hasty Rappel Hill 1 at JWTC here in beautiful Okinawa Japan. What we see here is exactly what happens when you don't keep your body perpendicular to the hill, or as I like to call it, "Pulling a Michael Jackson".
It's seriously called a michael jackson?? lol
2:50 doing some home workouts while watching niko about got me killed cause I was laughing so hard I about dropped my bell on me.
Im lovin' Nikkoz knife hand.
6:00 they actually do that that’s why they have a retractable shovel
2:44 he lopked up to God cause he knew he was about to meet him
They never do get old, do they Nikko? I could watch military fails for hours.
4:18
I’ve played to much fallout, looke’n for the second head on the bear.
4:02 Nick throwing shade at narrator lol
2:03 I’m not a pilot but I know two classmates who’s parents are pilots, one flies a b1, and the other has the call sign, “paddles”
I'd say Garand Thumb has transitioned pretty well. Jared Taylor comes to mind as well. Mat Best was already out and contracting I think when he started posting (I may be wrong).
Task & Purpose. Cappy transitioned to talking about serious military stuff but managed to keep it entertaining. Now getting 900K views on videos - I'd say pretty succesful.
Always a good day when Nikko posts
So fucking true 😂
I love your videos Niko. Makes me feel like I would be in the army. You’re my spirit animal 😂😂😂😂
Nikki I currently have covid and your the most happiest thing I got today
Oh yeah! More Military fails lesssss goooo!
Great video!
The diffrence between the army and airforce is that the army is training and the Airforce is doing all the paperwork for the military (So all the branches)
2:33 OH NO STEPBRO IN ARMS!!
Love these bro thanks for the vids
So good!
Nikkos videos make my day 😁😁😁
Omg yesss been waiting for him to pooosssssttttg❤!!!
Mres in the field hit different when you haven’t had shit to eat for a while
Been starving recently and had to eat walnuts as my sustenance for the day
They dont understand the hypothalamus' true power.
Great To See You Nikko, Its Been A While.
Love these
Being recognizable to the public in the Military can cause you to be rejected for certain sensitive assignments and possibly have your security clearance revoked.
No.
Not at all.
2:04 hia callsign from then on was Flares
Let’s goo another Niko video
I’m trying to get into the army currently I actually really excited
You fucking shouldn't if you watch shorts and see something beautiful your gonna get jealous suicidal type and it's a living hell from what I know
4:04, YourNarrator has joined the chat. xD
YES influencer fails PLEASE!!!!!
Awesome video NIKKO!
So good!
I have a friend who has a older brother in the military and he returned home but the day right before he was supposed to go back to the base his base got attacked so he stayed home longer
26 seconds since the post and I'm already hyped
Saaaame
Nikko has the best videos
He really does
Dry shave advice on point
You are something else 😂
yes i love this stuff
nah that first one is wild 🤣
9:23 uhh MrBallen 💁♂️
4:02 is that Nikko Calling out his boy Narrator?! 😂
That face plant killed me
Yeah that was def JP8 my dude was getting high af from that lmao.
Love the vids
So good
Done being radio silent? Good to see and hear you. Great tail , I mean fails.
I actually want a room just like how you have it it looks rlly cool tbh
Bro I saw the thumbnail my brain just went “this is already gonna be good and funny”
Never go home.
Marines loving it haha 😂
Air Force gets all the good stuff 😂😂😂
As a former 12 bravo. That was a shitty dug tank Deathalaid that the tank got stuck in.
if youre a pilot and you pop flares as youre leaving the runway, youre about to get a new call sign
That NPA looked like it went in raw, no lube or nothing.
10:25 "just join them....she belongs to the streets now" 😂
Yea Niko
NIKKO FOR PRESIDENT 🔥 IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
Nikko confused by that Air Force mil2millionaire money.
I thought the jet exploded for a sec
He wanted a hug 0:01
YES HE POSTED AGAIN😂
That’s a real farmboy 4:47 👏🏽🤐😤
JUST IN TIME!!! i literally came to YT looking for a distraction!
I was worrying about my future but then i remembered the military exists so i always gotta back up plan
I figured out why the space force exists
There in case we find oil on the moon
No you did not use that Sunny in Philadelphia refence 😆fucking wheezing. It's even better when Charlie talks about cheese 😆
Have I already seen this via twitch , yes, will I watch it again, also yes CAUSE NIKKO IS THE BESTEST EVER FOREVER THE END ❤
Yesssssss
Facts, blondee ❤
Yes
Felt bad for ryan with moving the hole 😂😂
Ngl I would seriously consider crying 😭
I wanna join the milliatry next year when i turn 18 and finish highschool. I have been studying for my asvab so i can get a great score so i can be a nurse in the air force and your content has helped me alot but I have a question, when you got to boot camp what do you pack especially if your clothes and stuff is provided there I never asked my brother before he went and I just wanted to know.
was that dude becoming a chaplin and getting slapped with holy water?😂😂
Watching this live 😂😂
He has the best videos
He really does
facts
W upload Nikko
I don't know if I'm happy or sad that smart phones weren't a thing during my active duty days.
I was on an a night field op with my sniper platoon directing CAS. I handed the radio over to my RO and as we were watching runs go by an explosion looked differently than the rest. The radio went silent and we were exfiled immediately but I already knew. Never saw his name in the news. RIP Maj. Richard Norton
The coolest scar earned in our basic training was by the kid who caught hot brass with his chin strap.
😎👉👌😹
That was a clean 💩 right on Narrator 😂
BAF. I was with eod when that one crashed
Wall to Wall counciling was still a thing when I was in, they need to bring that shit back
They're maxed on that Gold Star Card
My boy taking shots at narrator with deployed to Germany joke lol i really wanna see narrators funny come back to that lol
I would love to believe the flares was a double dog dare.
Wish me luck y’all. I’m going to MEPS tomorrow. To join the marine corps
NIKKO they were both Lts LOL
That "rich" couple were both officers bud they got it like that.
The Airforce couple clip, gotta admit, the husband looks a lot like Niko's Airforce character.
That's not a mansion, it's Air Force housing.
The last one was being blessed with holly water :))), they also do this here as a christian ceremony in Romania :)))
Yes on influencer fails!
5 meters to the left.
Me: is bigger better sir?
Begins digging the hole further left. We got a mansion hole.
1:48 most likely get yelled at thats what happened to my cousin he popped the flares on accident thats what he told me so
Lol that what happen to my homie he joined the army and just drove trucks around in Germany 😂
If i pilot active his flair he's gonna get court martialed