Military TikTok Fails... Part 9

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @willyoung164
    @willyoung164 9 месяцев назад +530

    I love that Nikko was just too humble to admit that the dude was probably referring to him

  • @blackraven225
    @blackraven225 9 месяцев назад +881

    "It's not a white guy or black guy, it's a Marine."
    -Nikko Ortiz 2024

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 9 месяцев назад +26

      One to remember 😂

    • @theresaryan2280
      @theresaryan2280 9 месяцев назад +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Tom..Shelby
      @Tom..Shelby 9 месяцев назад +2

      That was hilarious 🤣

    • @argonunya6768
      @argonunya6768 9 месяцев назад +2

      (Every marine will tell you this same thing..)
      HE'S NOTNTHE 1ST ONE TO SAY THIS....

    • @NewerSwagger-gp3hj
      @NewerSwagger-gp3hj 5 месяцев назад

      This one was deep...

  • @molouder9061
    @molouder9061 9 месяцев назад +367

    1:46 3 things that could have3 happened. 1 Pilot popped flares accidently, 2 the full AB caused the flares to ignite, or 3 aircraft received a lock on signal and popped flares but judging by the following flight path more then likely the first two in order.

    • @declangorman1224
      @declangorman1224 9 месяцев назад +13

      It was definately the third option.

    • @fuctwis442
      @fuctwis442 9 месяцев назад +3

      still...fuckin cool

    • @Russianserpent
      @Russianserpent 9 месяцев назад +10

      So what are the consequences

    • @Ken_Koonz
      @Ken_Koonz 9 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@RussianserpentI popped flares at rotation from Kabul Airport. Got yelled at by the controller and that was it.

    • @molouder9061
      @molouder9061 9 месяцев назад +1

      lol nope@@Russianserpent

  • @jstChase
    @jstChase 9 месяцев назад +97

    That trees only considered military property if you crash a vehicle into it. They definitely accounting for that damage assessment on that tree. 😂

  • @Duckygamings
    @Duckygamings 9 месяцев назад +108

    You know it’s about to be hilarious when it’s military fails

  • @pro_154
    @pro_154 9 месяцев назад +66

    That mag catch was hard af

  • @amberhustus5356
    @amberhustus5356 9 месяцев назад +54

    5:43 The tank was diggin its own grave😂

  • @alcidesjpizarro-martinez7412
    @alcidesjpizarro-martinez7412 9 месяцев назад +265

    Niko is my favorite lesbian influencer

  • @cmbowler14
    @cmbowler14 9 месяцев назад +26

    4:06 I know DAMN WELL you didn’t just throw us fuelers under the bus 😭

  • @Amy15573
    @Amy15573 9 месяцев назад +33

    Im lovin' Nikkoz knife hand.

  • @1JamesZ
    @1JamesZ 9 месяцев назад +156

    *pops flares
    *radio: “Come by the office when you land”
    Pilot: 👁️👄👁️

    • @krekolos421
      @krekolos421 6 месяцев назад +1

      His new callsign is Flare

  • @judgementdaygaming8406
    @judgementdaygaming8406 9 месяцев назад +24

    2:50 doing some home workouts while watching niko about got me killed cause I was laughing so hard I about dropped my bell on me.

  • @TheTrueDoomSlayer
    @TheTrueDoomSlayer 6 месяцев назад +16

    2:04 hia callsign from then on was Flares

  • @gambitflunn0357
    @gambitflunn0357 9 месяцев назад +29

    What's funny about being in the Marines... is that I know exactly where the clip @2:23 was taken. Good old Hasty Rappel Hill 1 at JWTC here in beautiful Okinawa Japan. What we see here is exactly what happens when you don't keep your body perpendicular to the hill, or as I like to call it, "Pulling a Michael Jackson".

    • @lindsaym.8267
      @lindsaym.8267 9 месяцев назад

      It's seriously called a michael jackson?? lol

  • @josephmcmasters-vn7po
    @josephmcmasters-vn7po 9 месяцев назад +9

    2:44 he lopked up to God cause he knew he was about to meet him

  • @The_Romanian_Commander
    @The_Romanian_Commander 8 месяцев назад +3

    6:00 they actually do that that’s why they have a retractable shovel

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious 9 месяцев назад +5

    They never do get old, do they Nikko? I could watch military fails for hours.

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 9 месяцев назад +19

    Always a good day when Nikko posts

    • @hearthxfire
      @hearthxfire 9 месяцев назад +1

      So fucking true 😂

  • @ejbah1
    @ejbah1 9 месяцев назад +12

    I'd say Garand Thumb has transitioned pretty well. Jared Taylor comes to mind as well. Mat Best was already out and contracting I think when he started posting (I may be wrong).

    • @falcon5190
      @falcon5190 9 месяцев назад

      Task & Purpose. Cappy transitioned to talking about serious military stuff but managed to keep it entertaining. Now getting 900K views on videos - I'd say pretty succesful.

  • @robertrowland8661
    @robertrowland8661 9 месяцев назад +12

    Mres in the field hit different when you haven’t had shit to eat for a while

    • @pro_154
      @pro_154 9 месяцев назад +2

      Been starving recently and had to eat walnuts as my sustenance for the day
      They dont understand the hypothalamus' true power.

  • @YourFriendlyNeighborhoodBalkan
    @YourFriendlyNeighborhoodBalkan 9 месяцев назад +7

    The diffrence between the army and airforce is that the army is training and the Airforce is doing all the paperwork for the military (So all the branches)

  • @GKXPress
    @GKXPress 9 месяцев назад +6

    4:02 Nick throwing shade at narrator lol

  • @col.mustard1233
    @col.mustard1233 9 месяцев назад +43

    Being recognizable to the public in the Military can cause you to be rejected for certain sensitive assignments and possibly have your security clearance revoked.

  • @josephmcmasters-vn7po
    @josephmcmasters-vn7po 9 месяцев назад +5

    Nikki I currently have covid and your the most happiest thing I got today

  • @tylerroach2081
    @tylerroach2081 8 месяцев назад +1

    Never go home.

  • @therealperegrine
    @therealperegrine 9 месяцев назад +5

    4:04, YourNarrator has joined the chat. xD

  • @odd_bobble9106
    @odd_bobble9106 9 месяцев назад +3

    4:18
    I’ve played to much fallout, looke’n for the second head on the bear.

  • @LonelyPluto317
    @LonelyPluto317 4 месяца назад +1

    2:03 I’m not a pilot but I know two classmates who’s parents are pilots, one flies a b1, and the other has the call sign, “paddles”

  • @Zinderzzzx
    @Zinderzzzx 6 месяцев назад

    I love your videos Niko. Makes me feel like I would be in the army. You’re my spirit animal 😂😂😂😂

  • @b0dgerking298
    @b0dgerking298 10 дней назад

    Yoooooo... Pink eye outbreak in the human centipede lololol😂😂😂😂

  • @That_Pat_Guy
    @That_Pat_Guy 7 месяцев назад +1

    YES influencer fails PLEASE!!!!!

  • @NOOOOPENOPE
    @NOOOOPENOPE 9 месяцев назад +3

    2:33 OH NO STEPBRO IN ARMS!!

  • @KarmaR3
    @KarmaR3 9 месяцев назад +2

    26 seconds since the post and I'm already hyped

  • @maxamillion2021
    @maxamillion2021 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have a friend who has a older brother in the military and he returned home but the day right before he was supposed to go back to the base his base got attacked so he stayed home longer

  • @Bobman4000
    @Bobman4000 9 месяцев назад +2

    The lesbian comment killed me 😂😂

  • @sethwood1676
    @sethwood1676 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah that was def JP8 my dude was getting high af from that lmao.

  • @akitensan1779
    @akitensan1779 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’m trying to get into the army currently I actually really excited

    • @aries_the_elf
      @aries_the_elf 9 месяцев назад

      You fucking shouldn't if you watch shorts and see something beautiful your gonna get jealous suicidal type and it's a living hell from what I know

  • @andrewfowler5934
    @andrewfowler5934 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko confused by that Air Force mil2millionaire money.

  • @Gillyathan
    @Gillyathan 9 месяцев назад +4

    Love these bro thanks for the vids

  • @Rv0208
    @Rv0208 9 месяцев назад +2

    Felt bad for ryan with moving the hole 😂😂

  • @Jdrf73
    @Jdrf73 9 месяцев назад +2

    He wanted a hug 0:01

  • @photohuntxdaboi8098
    @photohuntxdaboi8098 9 месяцев назад +2

    I thought the jet exploded for a sec

  • @Oldmanweiss
    @Oldmanweiss 9 месяцев назад +2

    As a former 12 bravo. That was a shitty dug tank Deathalaid that the tank got stuck in.

  • @rbtsubs
    @rbtsubs 9 месяцев назад +2

    Dude an All female flight crew just ditched their brand new billion dollar jet into Kanehoe bay. You think the Navy's gonna ground Them. Yeah.

  • @Matthew-u5d
    @Matthew-u5d 9 месяцев назад +2

    I figured out why the space force exists
    There in case we find oil on the moon

  • @tacocat9178
    @tacocat9178 9 месяцев назад +1

    That face plant killed me

  • @LonelyPluto317
    @LonelyPluto317 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omg yesss been waiting for him to pooosssssttttg❤!!!

  • @ravenmiller6376
    @ravenmiller6376 9 месяцев назад

    4:02 is that Nikko Calling out his boy Narrator?! 😂

  • @damienbrumfiel6074
    @damienbrumfiel6074 2 месяца назад

    Damn Nikko should play war thunder with a flight stick

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo 9 месяцев назад +1

    You are something else 😂

  • @DudeWithAlopecia
    @DudeWithAlopecia 9 месяцев назад

    nah that first one is wild 🤣

  • @camdenharper7244
    @camdenharper7244 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dry shave advice on point

  • @Cs_Ben-w3e
    @Cs_Ben-w3e 9 месяцев назад +2

    He has the best videos

  • @john976431
    @john976431 7 месяцев назад

    Air Force gets all the good stuff 😂😂😂

  • @outdooradventureswithsuited
    @outdooradventureswithsuited 3 месяца назад

    0:28 the street fighter 2 reference is crazy.😅

  • @calypso_95
    @calypso_95 8 месяцев назад

    10:25 "just join them....she belongs to the streets now" 😂

  • @Knochenbrecher-2-3-78
    @Knochenbrecher-2-3-78 4 месяца назад

    Bro I saw the thumbnail my brain just went “this is already gonna be good and funny”

  • @theradchase3094
    @theradchase3094 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko has the best videos

  • @davidcrosby8000
    @davidcrosby8000 8 месяцев назад

    I was on an a night field op with my sniper platoon directing CAS. I handed the radio over to my RO and as we were watching runs go by an explosion looked differently than the rest. The radio went silent and we were exfiled immediately but I already knew. Never saw his name in the news. RIP Maj. Richard Norton

  • @sarkasticninja6902
    @sarkasticninja6902 9 месяцев назад

    was that dude becoming a chaplin and getting slapped with holy water?😂😂

  • @jessmaynard7751
    @jessmaynard7751 Месяц назад

    The pink eye gonna be crazy

  • @Gio_545
    @Gio_545 9 месяцев назад +2

    9:23 uhh MrBallen 💁‍♂️

  • @Metalboi793
    @Metalboi793 8 месяцев назад

    I actually want a room just like how you have it it looks rlly cool tbh

  • @justinwilder3514
    @justinwilder3514 Месяц назад

    I work construction and we built the Tyndall base back up after Michael, you have no clue how nice those places are. My uncle lived in ft Benning, cousin some place in Colorado, and sister and brother in law at ft hunter (I think? In Savannah lol) and I remember the army houses were ASS, the houses/ barracks in Tyndall? Better than my actual $200K house lol

  • @Thor_b
    @Thor_b 9 месяцев назад

    That’s a real farmboy 4:47 👏🏽🤐😤

  • @austinwaxler1648
    @austinwaxler1648 9 месяцев назад

    The Airforce couple clip, gotta admit, the husband looks a lot like Niko's Airforce character.

  • @Hawkdriver93
    @Hawkdriver93 9 месяцев назад

    I would love to believe the flares was a double dog dare.

  • @MrToxicMelons
    @MrToxicMelons 9 месяцев назад

    I was worrying about my future but then i remembered the military exists so i always gotta back up plan

  • @zevahc3928
    @zevahc3928 7 месяцев назад

    That NPA looked like it went in raw, no lube or nothing.

  • @tantibusking7095
    @tantibusking7095 5 месяцев назад

    if youre a pilot and you pop flares as youre leaving the runway, youre about to get a new call sign

  • @aliciadupuy9228
    @aliciadupuy9228 9 месяцев назад +1

    JUST IN TIME!!! i literally came to YT looking for a distraction!

  • @captassassin5680
    @captassassin5680 3 месяца назад

    9:51 Hey Nikko, ever think about switching to decaf?

  • @glendo_3085
    @glendo_3085 9 месяцев назад

    That was a clean 💩 right on Narrator 😂

  • @Lizziguin
    @Lizziguin 9 месяцев назад

    No you did not use that Sunny in Philadelphia refence 😆fucking wheezing. It's even better when Charlie talks about cheese 😆

  • @doriscarri403
    @doriscarri403 9 месяцев назад

    Done being radio silent? Good to see and hear you. Great tail , I mean fails.

  • @cindyhammack68
    @cindyhammack68 9 месяцев назад

    They're maxed on that Gold Star Card

  • @The_Blinded_Owl
    @The_Blinded_Owl 9 месяцев назад

    "Before we start, I would like to thank the navy for providing this mysterious liquid; It's local, and they make it themselves."

  • @gregorybower2759
    @gregorybower2759 9 месяцев назад

    Wall to Wall counciling was still a thing when I was in, they need to bring that shit back

  • @Blondieee-ke5ez
    @Blondieee-ke5ez 9 месяцев назад +1

    Have I already seen this via twitch , yes, will I watch it again, also yes CAUSE NIKKO IS THE BESTEST EVER FOREVER THE END ❤

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 9 месяцев назад +1

    Awesome video NIKKO!

  • @MrBusch90
    @MrBusch90 9 месяцев назад

    "Yo pretend to being shot at"
    Me: *unholsters sidearm shoots myself for tourniquet training.*

  • @terristarnes7742
    @terristarnes7742 9 месяцев назад

    Great To See You Nikko, Its Been A While.

  • @lonihollis
    @lonihollis 9 месяцев назад

    My friend is in the Army and his exact words to me were 'I f*cking Hate the army.'

  • @Rebekah_lyn711
    @Rebekah_lyn711 8 месяцев назад +1

    I wanna join the milliatry next year when i turn 18 and finish highschool. I have been studying for my asvab so i can get a great score so i can be a nurse in the air force and your content has helped me alot but I have a question, when you got to boot camp what do you pack especially if your clothes and stuff is provided there I never asked my brother before he went and I just wanted to know.

  • @rayvenvamp3093
    @rayvenvamp3093 9 месяцев назад

    NIKKO FOR PRESIDENT 🔥 IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

  • @Deadburd55
    @Deadburd55 9 месяцев назад

    I don't know if I'm happy or sad that smart phones weren't a thing during my active duty days.

  • @zevahc3928
    @zevahc3928 7 месяцев назад

    That's not a mansion, it's Air Force housing.

  • @jamessnellenberger7503
    @jamessnellenberger7503 9 месяцев назад

    A Marine once told me that you are not gay if you are pitching, only if you are catching... LMAO

  • @mybunnyfuzz
    @mybunnyfuzz 7 месяцев назад

    The coolest scar earned in our basic training was by the kid who caught hot brass with his chin strap.
    😎👉👌😹

  • @epicgamer9035
    @epicgamer9035 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yea Niko

  • @freedomforourfallen3755
    @freedomforourfallen3755 9 месяцев назад

    BAF. I was with eod when that one crashed

  • @jadenbuchhop3825
    @jadenbuchhop3825 9 месяцев назад

    My boy taking shots at narrator with deployed to Germany joke lol i really wanna see narrators funny come back to that lol

  • @fulcrum1004
    @fulcrum1004 9 месяцев назад +1

    Both the pilot and maintainers would be investigated for that incident. I do the release checks on F18s, I would be the first technician investigated for that shit. Pilots are the last one to be suspected. But it does happen.

  • @Marlen-bh3os
    @Marlen-bh3os 8 месяцев назад

    That "rich" couple were both officers bud they got it like that.

  • @ADDAmerican
    @ADDAmerican 9 месяцев назад

    First clip dude had his whole back a skull tattoo and thats the goofiest shit ive ever seen, not a big ass skull THE WHOLE BACK😭

  • @jhonny2u1
    @jhonny2u1 7 месяцев назад

    The last one was being blessed with holly water :))), they also do this here as a christian ceremony in Romania :)))

  • @maxf4u
    @maxf4u 5 месяцев назад

    He is DARK GREEN!

  • @amandachurchfield6542
    @amandachurchfield6542 9 месяцев назад

    Oh yeah! More Military fails lesssss goooo!
    Great video!

  • @1977hellspawn
    @1977hellspawn 9 месяцев назад

    Missed the fact that the couple were butter bars

  • @Icebergaming
    @Icebergaming 9 месяцев назад

    Let’s goo another Niko video