1:46 3 things that could have3 happened. 1 Pilot popped flares accidently, 2 the full AB caused the flares to ignite, or 3 aircraft received a lock on signal and popped flares but judging by the following flight path more then likely the first two in order.
What's funny about being in the Marines... is that I know exactly where the clip @2:23 was taken. Good old Hasty Rappel Hill 1 at JWTC here in beautiful Okinawa Japan. What we see here is exactly what happens when you don't keep your body perpendicular to the hill, or as I like to call it, "Pulling a Michael Jackson".
I'd say Garand Thumb has transitioned pretty well. Jared Taylor comes to mind as well. Mat Best was already out and contracting I think when he started posting (I may be wrong).
Task & Purpose. Cappy transitioned to talking about serious military stuff but managed to keep it entertaining. Now getting 900K views on videos - I'd say pretty succesful.
The diffrence between the army and airforce is that the army is training and the Airforce is doing all the paperwork for the military (So all the branches)
Being recognizable to the public in the Military can cause you to be rejected for certain sensitive assignments and possibly have your security clearance revoked.
I have a friend who has a older brother in the military and he returned home but the day right before he was supposed to go back to the base his base got attacked so he stayed home longer
I was on an a night field op with my sniper platoon directing CAS. I handed the radio over to my RO and as we were watching runs go by an explosion looked differently than the rest. The radio went silent and we were exfiled immediately but I already knew. Never saw his name in the news. RIP Maj. Richard Norton
I work construction and we built the Tyndall base back up after Michael, you have no clue how nice those places are. My uncle lived in ft Benning, cousin some place in Colorado, and sister and brother in law at ft hunter (I think? In Savannah lol) and I remember the army houses were ASS, the houses/ barracks in Tyndall? Better than my actual $200K house lol
I wanna join the milliatry next year when i turn 18 and finish highschool. I have been studying for my asvab so i can get a great score so i can be a nurse in the air force and your content has helped me alot but I have a question, when you got to boot camp what do you pack especially if your clothes and stuff is provided there I never asked my brother before he went and I just wanted to know.
Both the pilot and maintainers would be investigated for that incident. I do the release checks on F18s, I would be the first technician investigated for that shit. Pilots are the last one to be suspected. But it does happen.
I love that Nikko was just too humble to admit that the dude was probably referring to him
Haha I love that too
@@nikkoortizshorts Hollup, wait a minute...
@@nikkoortizshorts😂 nice
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Stg he was talking about nikko
"It's not a white guy or black guy, it's a Marine."
-Nikko Ortiz 2024
One to remember 😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That was hilarious 🤣
(Every marine will tell you this same thing..)
HE'S NOTNTHE 1ST ONE TO SAY THIS....
This one was deep...
1:46 3 things that could have3 happened. 1 Pilot popped flares accidently, 2 the full AB caused the flares to ignite, or 3 aircraft received a lock on signal and popped flares but judging by the following flight path more then likely the first two in order.
It was definately the third option.
still...fuckin cool
So what are the consequences
@@RussianserpentI popped flares at rotation from Kabul Airport. Got yelled at by the controller and that was it.
lol nope@@Russianserpent
That trees only considered military property if you crash a vehicle into it. They definitely accounting for that damage assessment on that tree. 😂
You know it’s about to be hilarious when it’s military fails
Always haha
Amen to that 😆
honestly
😮@@nikkoortizshorts
That mag catch was hard af
For real
5:43 The tank was diggin its own grave😂
Niko is my favorite lesbian influencer
Me too😂😂😂😂
💀
Fax
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Facts.
4:06 I know DAMN WELL you didn’t just throw us fuelers under the bus 😭
Im lovin' Nikkoz knife hand.
*pops flares
*radio: “Come by the office when you land”
Pilot: 👁️👄👁️
His new callsign is Flare
2:50 doing some home workouts while watching niko about got me killed cause I was laughing so hard I about dropped my bell on me.
2:04 hia callsign from then on was Flares
What's funny about being in the Marines... is that I know exactly where the clip @2:23 was taken. Good old Hasty Rappel Hill 1 at JWTC here in beautiful Okinawa Japan. What we see here is exactly what happens when you don't keep your body perpendicular to the hill, or as I like to call it, "Pulling a Michael Jackson".
It's seriously called a michael jackson?? lol
2:44 he lopked up to God cause he knew he was about to meet him
6:00 they actually do that that’s why they have a retractable shovel
They never do get old, do they Nikko? I could watch military fails for hours.
Always a good day when Nikko posts
So fucking true 😂
I'd say Garand Thumb has transitioned pretty well. Jared Taylor comes to mind as well. Mat Best was already out and contracting I think when he started posting (I may be wrong).
Task & Purpose. Cappy transitioned to talking about serious military stuff but managed to keep it entertaining. Now getting 900K views on videos - I'd say pretty succesful.
Mres in the field hit different when you haven’t had shit to eat for a while
Been starving recently and had to eat walnuts as my sustenance for the day
They dont understand the hypothalamus' true power.
The diffrence between the army and airforce is that the army is training and the Airforce is doing all the paperwork for the military (So all the branches)
4:02 Nick throwing shade at narrator lol
Being recognizable to the public in the Military can cause you to be rejected for certain sensitive assignments and possibly have your security clearance revoked.
No.
Not at all.
Nikki I currently have covid and your the most happiest thing I got today
Never go home.
4:04, YourNarrator has joined the chat. xD
4:18
I’ve played to much fallout, looke’n for the second head on the bear.
2:03 I’m not a pilot but I know two classmates who’s parents are pilots, one flies a b1, and the other has the call sign, “paddles”
I love your videos Niko. Makes me feel like I would be in the army. You’re my spirit animal 😂😂😂😂
Yoooooo... Pink eye outbreak in the human centipede lololol😂😂😂😂
YES influencer fails PLEASE!!!!!
2:33 OH NO STEPBRO IN ARMS!!
26 seconds since the post and I'm already hyped
Saaaame
I have a friend who has a older brother in the military and he returned home but the day right before he was supposed to go back to the base his base got attacked so he stayed home longer
The lesbian comment killed me 😂😂
Yeah that was def JP8 my dude was getting high af from that lmao.
I’m trying to get into the army currently I actually really excited
You fucking shouldn't if you watch shorts and see something beautiful your gonna get jealous suicidal type and it's a living hell from what I know
Nikko confused by that Air Force mil2millionaire money.
Love these bro thanks for the vids
So good!
Felt bad for ryan with moving the hole 😂😂
Ngl I would seriously consider crying 😭
He wanted a hug 0:01
I thought the jet exploded for a sec
As a former 12 bravo. That was a shitty dug tank Deathalaid that the tank got stuck in.
Dude an All female flight crew just ditched their brand new billion dollar jet into Kanehoe bay. You think the Navy's gonna ground Them. Yeah.
I figured out why the space force exists
There in case we find oil on the moon
That face plant killed me
Omg yesss been waiting for him to pooosssssttttg❤!!!
4:02 is that Nikko Calling out his boy Narrator?! 😂
Damn Nikko should play war thunder with a flight stick
You are something else 😂
nah that first one is wild 🤣
Dry shave advice on point
He has the best videos
He really does
facts
Air Force gets all the good stuff 😂😂😂
0:28 the street fighter 2 reference is crazy.😅
10:25 "just join them....she belongs to the streets now" 😂
Bro I saw the thumbnail my brain just went “this is already gonna be good and funny”
Nikko has the best videos
He really does
I was on an a night field op with my sniper platoon directing CAS. I handed the radio over to my RO and as we were watching runs go by an explosion looked differently than the rest. The radio went silent and we were exfiled immediately but I already knew. Never saw his name in the news. RIP Maj. Richard Norton
was that dude becoming a chaplin and getting slapped with holy water?😂😂
The pink eye gonna be crazy
9:23 uhh MrBallen 💁♂️
I actually want a room just like how you have it it looks rlly cool tbh
I work construction and we built the Tyndall base back up after Michael, you have no clue how nice those places are. My uncle lived in ft Benning, cousin some place in Colorado, and sister and brother in law at ft hunter (I think? In Savannah lol) and I remember the army houses were ASS, the houses/ barracks in Tyndall? Better than my actual $200K house lol
That’s a real farmboy 4:47 👏🏽🤐😤
The Airforce couple clip, gotta admit, the husband looks a lot like Niko's Airforce character.
I would love to believe the flares was a double dog dare.
I was worrying about my future but then i remembered the military exists so i always gotta back up plan
That NPA looked like it went in raw, no lube or nothing.
if youre a pilot and you pop flares as youre leaving the runway, youre about to get a new call sign
JUST IN TIME!!! i literally came to YT looking for a distraction!
9:51 Hey Nikko, ever think about switching to decaf?
That was a clean 💩 right on Narrator 😂
No you did not use that Sunny in Philadelphia refence 😆fucking wheezing. It's even better when Charlie talks about cheese 😆
Done being radio silent? Good to see and hear you. Great tail , I mean fails.
They're maxed on that Gold Star Card
"Before we start, I would like to thank the navy for providing this mysterious liquid; It's local, and they make it themselves."
Wall to Wall counciling was still a thing when I was in, they need to bring that shit back
Have I already seen this via twitch , yes, will I watch it again, also yes CAUSE NIKKO IS THE BESTEST EVER FOREVER THE END ❤
Yesssssss
Facts, blondee ❤
Awesome video NIKKO!
So good!
"Yo pretend to being shot at"
Me: *unholsters sidearm shoots myself for tourniquet training.*
Great To See You Nikko, Its Been A While.
My friend is in the Army and his exact words to me were 'I f*cking Hate the army.'
I wanna join the milliatry next year when i turn 18 and finish highschool. I have been studying for my asvab so i can get a great score so i can be a nurse in the air force and your content has helped me alot but I have a question, when you got to boot camp what do you pack especially if your clothes and stuff is provided there I never asked my brother before he went and I just wanted to know.
NIKKO FOR PRESIDENT 🔥 IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
I don't know if I'm happy or sad that smart phones weren't a thing during my active duty days.
That's not a mansion, it's Air Force housing.
A Marine once told me that you are not gay if you are pitching, only if you are catching... LMAO
The coolest scar earned in our basic training was by the kid who caught hot brass with his chin strap.
😎👉👌😹
Yea Niko
BAF. I was with eod when that one crashed
My boy taking shots at narrator with deployed to Germany joke lol i really wanna see narrators funny come back to that lol
Both the pilot and maintainers would be investigated for that incident. I do the release checks on F18s, I would be the first technician investigated for that shit. Pilots are the last one to be suspected. But it does happen.
That "rich" couple were both officers bud they got it like that.
First clip dude had his whole back a skull tattoo and thats the goofiest shit ive ever seen, not a big ass skull THE WHOLE BACK😭
The last one was being blessed with holly water :))), they also do this here as a christian ceremony in Romania :)))
He is DARK GREEN!
Oh yeah! More Military fails lesssss goooo!
Great video!
Missed the fact that the couple were butter bars
Let’s goo another Niko video