$4200 to fix my puppy's leg. I got him with a poorly healed broken leg. Orthopedic surgeon was well worth it! Then he had a neuter and gastropexy, after that we got his entropian fixed. Most expensive "free" dog ever. Pricey little 120 lb puppy. ❤️🐾
I feel every penny. Been there. All in my pet health ins has paid 300k since 2015 to end 23. Im very happy hes loved and ok now. We are blessed. Broke af but blessed
The kid with the spider makes me think if "DELTA FORCE did pre school" he was bending its fangs and shit, I was feeling violated on that spiders behalf!! Bruh at least tell her yo name!! 🤣
Re: most expensive vet bill: I just spent $380-ish dollars on my male Cattle Dog just to confirm that he's partially torn his knee ligament. If I can't keep him calm and relatively still until it callouses over (we've got, like, 2.5 weeks left), he could need a $5-7,000 surgery. And it's not like he's ancient, he's only 7 or 8 and could live another 7 years. So surgery it is, I guess.
We just spent over $1100 on our 9 year old husky, Natasha . A couple months ago, she was very lethargic after a Friday night walk. Emergency vet Saturday. Possible fluid around heart. Needs ultrasound. We wanted our regular vet to see her and took her home. She didn't eat and barely drank the whole weekend. We had to help her stand and she was really unsteady, but was able to go outside. Monday she was a little stronger and we went to our regular vet, he thought it was possibly heat stroke. We limited her activity and outside time for about 10 days, then slowly started her daily dog park routine. She's her normal self now.
Most expensive vet bill I've gotten is when my desert dumped pitbull/rottie mix Blazer got bladder stones and the first vet I took him to couldn't get a catheter in him and suggested we put him down because there was nothing he could do because it had been 48 hours since he last urinated, and he was in pain. So, I said F that and paid him 480 dollars for the xrays and the visit and took him to the best rated vet in Tucson and they got a catheter in him and gave him enough time to get to surgery and removed the bladder stones thus saving my pup and it cost me 5800 dollars once everything was said and done but honestly you can't put a price on your loved ones because I went from thinking I'm going to lose my best friend to hey he's coming home tomorrow
The kid holding the spider is brazilian. He lives in the countryside, so he is probably used to seeing things like that. In the video he is explaining about the spider's fangs, even using the correct term for it.
I have a feral cat I took in, it had flea probs and a skin infection. Emrrgency visit was $240, they wanted to schedule spay and vaccines so we did. The spay and vaccines cost another $440. Like wtf? $660 on a cat that ain't even mine
Cat with separation anxiety issues. Kenneled him while i was on a trip, he said f that, I'm never going to pee again. Catheterization to drain his bladder-twice- 3500. His brother broke a hip & cost me 2k. Most expensive free stray cats ive ever had lol.
You’re a good person for caring for them despite the cost, I’ve seen too many who give up their cats or dogs over something like that and I will never understand how they can give up a friend like that.
@@tsfbaf303 thank you. Once i get a pet, it's for life. The two boys are 14 this year. The hip issue was 2013, urination was 2017 but they're still making me happy every day. One is currently wrapped around my head sleeping.
Had to fork over 1k on my 18th birthday because my dog impaled himself with a stick. When the vet asked what my birthday plans were I legit laughed and said "you're looking at my plans rn"
Hy niko I’m being deadass. You have honestly helped me so much. When I was in the military I watched you all the time. I can’t thank you enough enough, keep posting!
When my bird dog (Brittany) was 8 months old she ate a small lava rock the night before thanksgiving when she was in the backyard. Didn’t realize that she did something stupid until around noon on thanksgiving when she didn’t eat any turkey. Took her to the vet for a diagnostics and she needed surgery in her intestines to remove the blockage. It cost 4200 in total.
I remember watching the story about that little boy that had the knife chasing people was actually protecting his grandma or somthing like that. Basically something was going down and they were helpless and so that little boy, as young as he was, stepped up to try and protect them.
My cat is anemic, while I was deployed my wife took it to the vet for an emergency blood transfusion. Saved the cat, cost me 3 grand. The cat is still alive today, love that cat. Better live for another 10 years.
"Handicapped 'bout to get Handiclapped!" - Nikko Ortiz, 2024
i went to the comments as soon as I heard it 😭😭
Yes sir
That killed me lmfao
That kid is fearless, I would've cried if that spider came out at me 😭
i almost puked watching that
You commented three minutes after the video came out I don’t think you watched it 🦐
The spider clip wasnt even that far into the video?? @DaNkDUROO
@@Matt-tm1yy wimp
@@DaNkDUROO how tf would he know then? Lol bro has brain damage
The "oh You wanna see my griddy?What about my Blicky" got me😂😂😂
That had me laughing for a good 10mins
$4200 to fix my puppy's leg. I got him with a poorly healed broken leg. Orthopedic surgeon was well worth it! Then he had a neuter and gastropexy, after that we got his entropian fixed. Most expensive "free" dog ever. Pricey little 120 lb puppy. ❤️🐾
Growing up my bulldog needed tear duct surgery which was if I remember correctly 1200 and he also decided to eat rocks which was another 2k fun times
I feel every penny. Been there. All in my pet health ins has paid 300k since 2015 to end 23. Im very happy hes loved and ok now. We are blessed. Broke af but blessed
you're all insane
@@simunator clinically
Its crazy, I feel like whenever gay stuff comes up Nikko starts speaking from experience
Lol 😆
Because he is…
😂
Bro thats so crazy I think you might be on to something there
He she lmnop killed me. 😂
I'm sorry. But the Pokémon one had me rolling. 😂
Don't apologize. We all know where we going.
Yes! I wheezed 🤣
Absolutely LOST it at that part💀💀💀😭🤣
I busted out laughing. I'm used to walking on eggshells around the house, but that one got me.
Nah the editor foul for the diglet at 7:09 Took me TF out
Editor went crazy 😂
We can’t defend you forever Nikko😭
I got that back all day like a microphone.
@@hitthelikebutton9611 lol
Yes we can, shoulder to shoulder, we'll take all the back shots.... I mean shots.... both 😂
@@ThATgUY-bu5yn 🤣🤣🤣
XD
The kid with the spider makes me think if "DELTA FORCE did pre school" he was bending its fangs and shit, I was feeling violated on that spiders behalf!! Bruh at least tell her yo name!! 🤣
He's a Lil Brazilian dude, and I couldn't be more proud
5:20 Nikko out here asking the real questions fr 😭🤚
"He she ELEMENOPEE, whateva"
Re: most expensive vet bill: I just spent $380-ish dollars on my male Cattle Dog just to confirm that he's partially torn his knee ligament. If I can't keep him calm and relatively still until it callouses over (we've got, like, 2.5 weeks left), he could need a $5-7,000 surgery. And it's not like he's ancient, he's only 7 or 8 and could live another 7 years. So surgery it is, I guess.
1:03 bro man looked like severus snape "You dare use my spells against me Potta"
We just spent over $1100 on our 9 year old husky, Natasha . A couple months ago, she was very lethargic after a Friday night walk. Emergency vet Saturday. Possible fluid around heart. Needs ultrasound. We wanted our regular vet to see her and took her home. She didn't eat and barely drank the whole weekend. We had to help her stand and she was really unsteady, but was able to go outside. Monday she was a little stronger and we went to our regular vet, he thought it was possibly heat stroke. We limited her activity and outside time for about 10 days, then slowly started her daily dog park routine. She's her normal self now.
👏🏽👏🏼👏🏿👏🏻
"I can fix her.. I can fix her!" 🤣
that griddy was wild
0:25 I think he is homeless. Him eating a rat. 😂😂😂
4:48 Bro is an real live goblin
“What kinda pokemon is that?!” KILLED ME 😂
1:12 brother really looks like the taste tester in ratutuilli😂😂😂😂
1:00 homie looks like the cart titan
Yk its a good shit when Nikko posts while you are on the toilet.
Never fail to make me snot laughing
Most expensive vet bill so far was $1400 for an eye removal. It was for my favourite cat ever (he was legendary) so i aint mad about it.
0:08 fallowed by 1:31 😂😂
$3300 for a cat has to be the most expensive vet bill I’ve had
"Holy shit what pokemon is this?" hahahahaa
4:14 needs to be made into a GIF
Kid is Vietnamese so he’s naturally undefeatable
4:41 he look like what I’d imagine king jung un looked like when he was young
5:19 had me rolling
2:15 makes me feel It
Nobody: "Is Nikko gonna say something gay?"
Me: "Does Brick Tamland love lamp?"
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
THE POKÉMON ONE KILLED ME
Most expensive vet bill I've gotten is when my desert dumped pitbull/rottie mix Blazer got bladder stones and the first vet I took him to couldn't get a catheter in him and suggested we put him down because there was nothing he could do because it had been 48 hours since he last urinated, and he was in pain. So, I said F that and paid him 480 dollars for the xrays and the visit and took him to the best rated vet in Tucson and they got a catheter in him and gave him enough time to get to surgery and removed the bladder stones thus saving my pup and it cost me 5800 dollars once everything was said and done but honestly you can't put a price on your loved ones because I went from thinking I'm going to lose my best friend to hey he's coming home tomorrow
bro flagged the shiii outta us lol
Most expensive bill for a pet.- 12k for less than 20hrs in the icu to find there was nothing that could be done, had to put her down.
I’m so sorry 😢
@sabinal17 thank you, thank you. She was worth it :)
Ouch. So sorry.
My my neighbors dog broke through the fence and almost killed my dog, which ended up in $4,000 in vet bills
The kid holding the spider is brazilian. He lives in the countryside, so he is probably used to seeing things like that. In the video he is explaining about the spider's fangs, even using the correct term for it.
Totally normal sitting stance for someone with lower back pain, I have that and shoulder/neck pain for years now, yes it gets worse after 30.
Nikko needs at least 4 more energy drinks 🤣
"Whats THAT pokemon" literally spit my coffee all over my phone.
I have a feral cat I took in, it had flea probs and a skin infection. Emrrgency visit was $240, they wanted to schedule spay and vaccines so we did. The spay and vaccines cost another $440. Like wtf? $660 on a cat that ain't even mine
anyone else noticing how much more unhinged nikko is being in this video... Im totally here for it
Cat with separation anxiety issues. Kenneled him while i was on a trip, he said f that, I'm never going to pee again. Catheterization to drain his bladder-twice- 3500. His brother broke a hip & cost me 2k. Most expensive free stray cats ive ever had lol.
You’re a good person for caring for them despite the cost, I’ve seen too many who give up their cats or dogs over something like that and I will never understand how they can give up a friend like that.
@@tsfbaf303 thank you. Once i get a pet, it's for life. The two boys are 14 this year. The hip issue was 2013, urination was 2017 but they're still making me happy every day. One is currently wrapped around my head sleeping.
@@ccatldy5021🥰🥰🥰
2:29 not for him 😅😅😅
Had to fork over 1k on my 18th birthday because my dog impaled himself with a stick. When the vet asked what my birthday plans were I legit laughed and said "you're looking at my plans rn"
Hy niko I’m being deadass. You have honestly helped me so much. When I was in the military I watched you all the time. I can’t thank you enough enough, keep posting!
8:21 is so intensely disabilitied yeah the next five children are gonna get that disability
Wait im stupid but she’s right isn’t she
@@dominicpeterson6000 I'm stupid too but she only did the math for 10 people on earth
12:00 Give it tha hauk tuah!
That spider got violated😭‼️‼️
Love your vids Nikko!
Giving a guy with no arms a watch is god damn crazyb😂
He’s tactical 😂
That’s the crackin beast.
Three seconds later oh shit . Lol
new niko upload, lesgoo!
£3000 super expensive wasn’t even covered by insurance
You are so funny with the comments and editing😂💀
3:32 thats Stone Cold Steve Autism 😂😂😂
5:10 the ceiling ate the ball
the fact you hit so many sketch quote's and nobody noticing is legendary
1:49 I didn't expect I helldivers 2 reference in this video
I'm still doing the math for the 200 billion minus 10 billion. 😂
You said what Nico? 11:24
nah 💀 2:20
When my bird dog (Brittany) was 8 months old she ate a small lava rock the night before thanksgiving when she was in the backyard. Didn’t realize that she did something stupid until around noon on thanksgiving when she didn’t eat any turkey. Took her to the vet for a diagnostics and she needed surgery in her intestines to remove the blockage. It cost 4200 in total.
I remember watching the story about that little boy that had the knife chasing people was actually protecting his grandma or somthing like that. Basically something was going down and they were helpless and so that little boy, as young as he was, stepped up to try and protect them.
nikko love the content brother, let your editor know he is killing it!
That toe scrape on asphalt made me pucker and laugh, irrationally, for 5 minutes.
I screamed😱😱😱😱
Spider: ☠ Me: ROCKET LANCHER 💥
0:59 Bro looks like that one dude from rdr2 💀
Bro why did I get the chills when the dude scraped his foot?
I’m only 40 seconds in …I AM ON THE FLOOR… nikko’s face on the rat💀😭I don’t think I can make it
Hey how tf did I beat the crayon eaters here
They getting ready for another trip to the sandbox
My dad had to pay 1200 $ for our cat that straight up died after we got home💀💀💀💀💀💀😭
R.I.P Franky
2:17, who just ceased to exist there?
@0:55 that was an A. avicularia and theyre not prone to biting in self defense. They WILL shoot projectile poop at you though.
Fun fact - Psychopaths, depending on their severity, may feel very little or no vicarious pain
My boy said "who's that Pokemon?" I'm fuckin dead
1:05 He looks like the food tester from ratatouie😂😂
@ 5:00 lil homie is gonna have a heart attack before he gets outta the house!
My cat is anemic, while I was deployed my wife took it to the vet for an emergency blood transfusion. Saved the cat, cost me 3 grand. The cat is still alive today, love that cat. Better live for another 10 years.
as far as i’m concerned is that Nic a 30 at 8:46
My girlfriend was a urology nurse. She can confirm, Nikko. You're doing good 👍
That poor pupper!
The kid from 2:21 looks like a klingon from Star Trek Discovery
11:25 what did you say !!!!
1:10 The giant troll from harry potter 💀
Ayy new vid love you Nikko
Bro preach on the back 1:27 I didn’t think that shit was real until 2022 RIP back
Bro!! The lady’s weren’t pregnant! 😂😂😂. They were fat in that question and he thought the 🤰 was fat! 😂😂
Just wanted to say I fuck with how consistent you are. Vids are always fire. And the humor is 👌 Thanks.
2:32 bro's a real-life Klingon
Called the kid a Pokemon😂😂😂😂
2:22 got me on the ground
2:23 looks like the character from the splice movie😂
Nikko posted💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
The guy with the big glasses
"Edna Mode"