Most expensive vet bill I've gotten is when my desert dumped pitbull/rottie mix Blazer got bladder stones and the first vet I took him to couldn't get a catheter in him and suggested we put him down because there was nothing he could do because it had been 48 hours since he last urinated, and he was in pain. So, I said F that and paid him 480 dollars for the xrays and the visit and took him to the best rated vet in Tucson and they got a catheter in him and gave him enough time to get to surgery and removed the bladder stones thus saving my pup and it cost me 5800 dollars once everything was said and done but honestly you can't put a price on your loved ones because I went from thinking I'm going to lose my best friend to hey he's coming home tomorrow
the most expensive single visit was roughly $1300. but there have been more than a few that were $1000. all told, between my previous and current dog, i've spent an easy $8000 on vet bills. teeth cleaning? $500 a year. ear infection? $500 each time. some weird growth that needs removed? $1000. broken tooth? $1000x2. that shit adds up quick.
My cat is anemic, while I was deployed my wife took it to the vet for an emergency blood transfusion. Saved the cat, cost me 3 grand. The cat is still alive today, love that cat. Better live for another 10 years.
5:42 That happened to my little brother. Some kid with issues picked up a chair and thrown it at him. My brother claims the guy hates him for no reason. But I feel like there is more to the storyline he won't say.
So it's not my dog, but my uncle's dog cut their leg open. After the surgery and Rehabilitation it cost my uncle close to 10k... He bought pet insurance after that. 🤣
Just over £3000 and she’s still costing me nearly £200 per month for check ups and special diet food etc. Also I had to re carpet my house and buy all new bedding and bed etc cost another £1000 She’s 10. There’s only me and her. I’d do it all over again I love her that much
French bulldog for my wife $5000 then dog swallows a rag and surgery costs $1500 said dog ruptures discs in back and has to spend a week at the vet for care $1900 gets put on medicine for said back injury that has cost about $2000 so far so yeah great times
$4200 to fix my puppy's leg. I got him with a poorly healed broken leg. Orthopedic surgeon was well worth it! Then he had a neuter and gastropexy, after that we got his entropian fixed. Most expensive "free" dog ever. Pricey little 120 lb puppy. ❤️🐾
I feel every penny. Been there. All in my pet health ins has paid 300k since 2015 to end 23. Im very happy hes loved and ok now. We are blessed. Broke af but blessed
The kid with the spider makes me think if "DELTA FORCE did pre school" he was bending its fangs and shit, I was feeling violated on that spiders behalf!! Bruh at least tell her yo name!! 🤣
We just spent over $1100 on our 9 year old husky, Natasha . A couple months ago, she was very lethargic after a Friday night walk. Emergency vet Saturday. Possible fluid around heart. Needs ultrasound. We wanted our regular vet to see her and took her home. She didn't eat and barely drank the whole weekend. We had to help her stand and she was really unsteady, but was able to go outside. Monday she was a little stronger and we went to our regular vet, he thought it was possibly heat stroke. We limited her activity and outside time for about 10 days, then slowly started her daily dog park routine. She's her normal self now.
I have a feral cat I took in, it had flea probs and a skin infection. Emrrgency visit was $240, they wanted to schedule spay and vaccines so we did. The spay and vaccines cost another $440. Like wtf? $660 on a cat that ain't even mine
Re: most expensive vet bill: I just spent $380-ish dollars on my male Cattle Dog just to confirm that he's partially torn his knee ligament. If I can't keep him calm and relatively still until it callouses over (we've got, like, 2.5 weeks left), he could need a $5-7,000 surgery. And it's not like he's ancient, he's only 7 or 8 and could live another 7 years. So surgery it is, I guess.
The kid holding the spider is brazilian. He lives in the countryside, so he is probably used to seeing things like that. In the video he is explaining about the spider's fangs, even using the correct term for it.
Had to fork over 1k on my 18th birthday because my dog impaled himself with a stick. When the vet asked what my birthday plans were I legit laughed and said "you're looking at my plans rn"
If you give everyone a Billion dollars, than inflation just goes thru the roof, because goods will rise. Economics 101, even though shits going up now and wage isn't keeping up at all!😅
Hey Nikko, I was thinking back on that horrible ad for the army with the two moms shit, I was thinking... you're a content creator right? We have quite a few veterans and people in the military that are content creators. The better ones are the veterans for obvious reasons. I think maybe its up to you guys to promote the U.S. military. What do you say?
Nah, The stance isn't gay there are some(none that you do) that are but I hate when people think that just because im sitting weird or whatever they think im gay even though im lowkey just trying to be comfortable
Cat with separation anxiety issues. Kenneled him while i was on a trip, he said f that, I'm never going to pee again. Catheterization to drain his bladder-twice- 3500. His brother broke a hip & cost me 2k. Most expensive free stray cats ive ever had lol.
You’re a good person for caring for them despite the cost, I’ve seen too many who give up their cats or dogs over something like that and I will never understand how they can give up a friend like that.
@@tsfbaf303 thank you. Once i get a pet, it's for life. The two boys are 14 this year. The hip issue was 2013, urination was 2017 but they're still making me happy every day. One is currently wrapped around my head sleeping.
Hy niko I’m being deadass. You have honestly helped me so much. When I was in the military I watched you all the time. I can’t thank you enough enough, keep posting!
I don't know how many will see this but when we moved to a new house my boy dog stopped eating and playing. For 3 days nothing. We thought he got into something in the yard. We took him to the vet and straight up spent 1250 to learn my dog was depressed because my girl dog wouldn't let him hit. 😂
8900.00 highest vet bill for L.E. K9. Highest weekly meds 1500 1 week. Pet health Ins 689.00 month. Orijen bag 129.00 x 2 month. Just an average month.
Most expensive bill with my pet was and I’m still cringing remembering this number $4000, my dog died and I got him turned into a diamond 3k for his ashes being diamondified and 1k for a necklace. Shoulda got a ball piercing
Most expensive vet bill, yeah.. Cost me $1100 to find out they apparently couldn't do shit for my English Bulldog that was a year old. And another $800 to cremate my boy.. 😢
8 year old dachshund vet bill, $5538.80 calcification on disks. He was paralyzed with "deep pain". After surgery and 6 weeks in a crate he was back to almost new. Mickey made it another 8 years❤
"Handicapped 'bout to get Handiclapped!" - Nikko Ortiz, 2024
i went to the comments as soon as I heard it 😭😭
Yes sir
Most expensive bill for a pet.- 12k for less than 20hrs in the icu to find there was nothing that could be done, had to put her down.
I’m so sorry 😢
@sabinal17 thank you, thank you. She was worth it :)
1:03 bro man looked like severus snape "You dare use my spells against me Potta"
Most expensive vet bill I've gotten is when my desert dumped pitbull/rottie mix Blazer got bladder stones and the first vet I took him to couldn't get a catheter in him and suggested we put him down because there was nothing he could do because it had been 48 hours since he last urinated, and he was in pain. So, I said F that and paid him 480 dollars for the xrays and the visit and took him to the best rated vet in Tucson and they got a catheter in him and gave him enough time to get to surgery and removed the bladder stones thus saving my pup and it cost me 5800 dollars once everything was said and done but honestly you can't put a price on your loved ones because I went from thinking I'm going to lose my best friend to hey he's coming home tomorrow
That’s the crackin beast.
Three seconds later oh shit . Lol
the most expensive single visit was roughly $1300. but there have been more than a few that were $1000. all told, between my previous and current dog, i've spent an easy $8000 on vet bills. teeth cleaning? $500 a year. ear infection? $500 each time. some weird growth that needs removed? $1000. broken tooth? $1000x2. that shit adds up quick.
My cat is anemic, while I was deployed my wife took it to the vet for an emergency blood transfusion. Saved the cat, cost me 3 grand. The cat is still alive today, love that cat. Better live for another 10 years.
"English brother ☝"
@6:47 - There's that D.E.I Hire! For real. Wonder what Jeff Foxworthy would say..
1:00 bro look like a nft
I’m starting to think Nikko is acually fruity
5:42 That happened to my little brother. Some kid with issues picked up a chair and thrown it at him. My brother claims the guy hates him for no reason. But I feel like there is more to the storyline he won't say.
Most expensive medical vil for
My pet was $3,459
I spent £20,000 on my hamster 😂 vet bills are CRAZY expensive
No the stance is not gay, it asserts dominance 😌💅🏾
You can hear a splash that dog is not dead but How are they going to get it out
So it's not my dog, but my uncle's dog cut their leg open. After the surgery and Rehabilitation it cost my uncle close to 10k... He bought pet insurance after that. 🤣
Just over £3000 and she’s still costing me nearly £200 per month for check ups and special diet food etc. Also I had to re carpet my house and buy all new bedding and bed etc cost another £1000
She’s 10. There’s only me and her. I’d do it all over again I love her that much
Cream Team!! 💜🧴
Yes.....the stanse is gay
5:07 crotch goblin on a whole other level
Where do I watch this live!.!?!
11:23 too far
French bulldog for my wife $5000 then dog swallows a rag and surgery costs $1500 said dog ruptures discs in back and has to spend a week at the vet for care $1900 gets put on medicine for said back injury that has cost about $2000 so far so yeah great times
Knok out😂
That kid is fearless, I would've cried if that spider came out at me 😭
i almost puked watching that
You commented three minutes after the video came out I don’t think you watched it 🦐
The spider clip wasnt even that far into the video?? @DaNkDUROO
@@Matt-tm1yy wimp
@@DaNkDUROO how tf would he know then? Lol bro has brain damage
Its crazy, I feel like whenever gay stuff comes up Nikko starts speaking from experience
Lol 😆
Because he is…
😂
Bro thats so crazy I think you might be on to something there
I'm sorry. But the Pokémon one had me rolling. 😂
Don't apologize. We all know where we going.
Yes! I wheezed 🤣
Absolutely LOST it at that part💀💀💀😭🤣
I busted out laughing. I'm used to walking on eggshells around the house, but that one got me.
The "oh You wanna see my griddy?What about my Blicky" got me😂😂😂
That had me laughing for a good 10mins
$4200 to fix my puppy's leg. I got him with a poorly healed broken leg. Orthopedic surgeon was well worth it! Then he had a neuter and gastropexy, after that we got his entropian fixed. Most expensive "free" dog ever. Pricey little 120 lb puppy. ❤️🐾
Growing up my bulldog needed tear duct surgery which was if I remember correctly 1200 and he also decided to eat rocks which was another 2k fun times
I feel every penny. Been there. All in my pet health ins has paid 300k since 2015 to end 23. Im very happy hes loved and ok now. We are blessed. Broke af but blessed
you're all insane
@@simunator clinically
Nah the editor foul for the diglet at 7:09 Took me TF out
Editor went crazy 😂
The kid with the spider makes me think if "DELTA FORCE did pre school" he was bending its fangs and shit, I was feeling violated on that spiders behalf!! Bruh at least tell her yo name!! 🤣
He's a Lil Brazilian dude, and I couldn't be more proud
We can’t defend you forever Nikko😭
I got that back all day like a microphone.
@@hitthelikebutton9611 lol
Yes we can, shoulder to shoulder, we'll take all the back shots.... I mean shots.... both 😂
@@ThATgUY-bu5yn 🤣🤣🤣
XD
He she lmnop killed me. 😂
"He she ELEMENOPEE, whateva"
We just spent over $1100 on our 9 year old husky, Natasha . A couple months ago, she was very lethargic after a Friday night walk. Emergency vet Saturday. Possible fluid around heart. Needs ultrasound. We wanted our regular vet to see her and took her home. She didn't eat and barely drank the whole weekend. We had to help her stand and she was really unsteady, but was able to go outside. Monday she was a little stronger and we went to our regular vet, he thought it was possibly heat stroke. We limited her activity and outside time for about 10 days, then slowly started her daily dog park routine. She's her normal self now.
👏🏽👏🏼👏🏿👏🏻
“What kinda pokemon is that?!” KILLED ME 😂
0:25 I think he is homeless. Him eating a rat. 😂😂😂
5:20 Nikko out here asking the real questions fr 😭🤚
Yk its a good shit when Nikko posts while you are on the toilet.
Hey how tf did I beat the crayon eaters here
They getting ready for another trip to the sandbox
Never fail to make me snot laughing
I have a feral cat I took in, it had flea probs and a skin infection. Emrrgency visit was $240, they wanted to schedule spay and vaccines so we did. The spay and vaccines cost another $440. Like wtf? $660 on a cat that ain't even mine
Most expensive vet bill so far was $1400 for an eye removal. It was for my favourite cat ever (he was legendary) so i aint mad about it.
4:48 Bro is an real live goblin
"Holy shit what pokemon is this?" hahahahaa
Re: most expensive vet bill: I just spent $380-ish dollars on my male Cattle Dog just to confirm that he's partially torn his knee ligament. If I can't keep him calm and relatively still until it callouses over (we've got, like, 2.5 weeks left), he could need a $5-7,000 surgery. And it's not like he's ancient, he's only 7 or 8 and could live another 7 years. So surgery it is, I guess.
Nobody: "Is Nikko gonna say something gay?"
Me: "Does Brick Tamland love lamp?"
Kid is Vietnamese so he’s naturally undefeatable
8:21 is so intensely disabilitied yeah the next five children are gonna get that disability
Wait im stupid but she’s right isn’t she
@@dominicpeterson6000 I'm stupid too but she only did the math for 10 people on earth
"I can fix her.. I can fix her!" 🤣
THE POKÉMON ONE KILLED ME
Totally normal sitting stance for someone with lower back pain, I have that and shoulder/neck pain for years now, yes it gets worse after 30.
The kid holding the spider is brazilian. He lives in the countryside, so he is probably used to seeing things like that. In the video he is explaining about the spider's fangs, even using the correct term for it.
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
that griddy was wild
I’m only 40 seconds in …I AM ON THE FLOOR… nikko’s face on the rat💀😭I don’t think I can make it
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd 9:17
2:15 makes me feel It
1:00 homie looks like the cart titan
Had to fork over 1k on my 18th birthday because my dog impaled himself with a stick. When the vet asked what my birthday plans were I legit laughed and said "you're looking at my plans rn"
If you give everyone a Billion dollars, than inflation just goes thru the roof, because goods will rise. Economics 101, even though shits going up now and wage isn't keeping up at all!😅
1:12 brother really looks like the taste tester in ratutuilli😂😂😂😂
My dad had to pay 1200 $ for our cat that straight up died after we got home💀💀💀💀💀💀😭
R.I.P Franky
Hey Nikko, I was thinking back on that horrible ad for the army with the two moms shit, I was thinking... you're a content creator right? We have quite a few veterans and people in the military that are content creators. The better ones are the veterans for obvious reasons. I think maybe its up to you guys to promote the U.S. military. What do you say?
My my neighbors dog broke through the fence and almost killed my dog, which ended up in $4,000 in vet bills
Nah, The stance isn't gay there are some(none that you do) that are but I hate when people think that just because im sitting weird or whatever they think im gay even though im lowkey just trying to be comfortable
"Whats THAT pokemon" literally spit my coffee all over my phone.
Nikko needs at least 4 more energy drinks 🤣
Fax lotr is the best
5:19 had me rolling
$3300 for a cat has to be the most expensive vet bill I’ve had
4:41 he look like what I’d imagine king jung un looked like when he was young
4:14 needs to be made into a GIF
Cat with separation anxiety issues. Kenneled him while i was on a trip, he said f that, I'm never going to pee again. Catheterization to drain his bladder-twice- 3500. His brother broke a hip & cost me 2k. Most expensive free stray cats ive ever had lol.
You’re a good person for caring for them despite the cost, I’ve seen too many who give up their cats or dogs over something like that and I will never understand how they can give up a friend like that.
@@tsfbaf303 thank you. Once i get a pet, it's for life. The two boys are 14 this year. The hip issue was 2013, urination was 2017 but they're still making me happy every day. One is currently wrapped around my head sleeping.
@@ccatldy5021🥰🥰🥰
i love your vids
anyone else noticing how much more unhinged nikko is being in this video... Im totally here for it
It is hard to love you sometimes Nikko 😭😔
Hy niko I’m being deadass. You have honestly helped me so much. When I was in the military I watched you all the time. I can’t thank you enough enough, keep posting!
£3000 super expensive wasn’t even covered by insurance
as far as i’m concerned is that Nic a 30 at 8:46
He’s tactical 😂
Agree, LotR is the BEST.
Giving a guy with no arms a watch is god damn crazyb😂
You said what Nico? 11:24
11:25 what did you say !!!!
❤ love you man ..No ditty
No ong I feel bad for ppl who didn’t grow up w LoTR, especially the extended edition 😭
Mii's aren't real they can't hurt you
The Mii @3:32
0:08 fallowed by 1:31 😂😂
Upvote for the LotR quote
I don't know how many will see this but when we moved to a new house my boy dog stopped eating and playing. For 3 days nothing. We thought he got into something in the yard. We took him to the vet and straight up spent 1250 to learn my dog was depressed because my girl dog wouldn't let him hit. 😂
bro flagged the shiii outta us lol
Love your vids Nikko!
You guys, memes doesn't have an apostrophe
8900.00 highest vet bill for L.E. K9. Highest weekly meds 1500 1 week. Pet health Ins 689.00 month. Orijen bag 129.00 x 2 month. Just an average month.
dam this video fresh
Most expensive bill with my pet was and I’m still cringing remembering this number
$4000, my dog died and I got him turned into a diamond 3k for his ashes being diamondified and 1k for a necklace. Shoulda got a ball piercing
Most expensive vet bill, yeah.. Cost me $1100 to find out they apparently couldn't do shit for my English Bulldog that was a year old. And another $800 to cremate my boy.. 😢
8 year old dachshund vet bill, $5538.80 calcification on disks. He was paralyzed with "deep pain". After surgery and 6 weeks in a crate he was back to almost new. Mickey made it another 8 years❤