Was that a Suzuki Cappuccino on its side LOL😂 who ever flipped that better watch their backs. That little car is imported and parts hard to really hard to find.
For real...I was waiting for that, and then I saw on discord (which I got specifically for that) that they weren't gonna let him have gun pics posted anymore, so I don't know what's going on with that
Nikko bro your videos get me laughing SO HARD because my Dad was Marines/Army (mostly Army) and when he threw "shade" at me it took me YEARS to figure out that he was being sarcastic. He was just TOO GOOD at it! 😜
My grandpa was in the Vietnam war,he survived the war and never got PTSD,I gotta say that’s quite impressive to not die in a war while not having trauma from the same war.anyway he’s a retired veteran and he is very much alive(he’s 60 something years old)
3:01 I wish my boyfriend was being sent to Idaho, he does, too. But no, he gets sent to New York (for now). I cant move, but, boy, he will, lol. We each got our six years squared away. Mine in college, his in the army
Life part timer, nasty girl, weekend warrior. I got 19 years in, 1 left for my 20 in the army guard. Never been deployed, but have been activated 6 times and stood down every time. Wild
Niko, don't encourage the rolling the small car, you always bust something. If you have enough peeps rotate the car so they get stuck or have to do some weird ass driving to get out 😂
Bro translated the Brazilian words (Portuguese) to English via the Spanish to English option. We're gonna need that Latino last name back.😂
Didn't even notice that. bruh. 💀
Brazilian is a disgusting language.
I was in the marines and a cpl spit on me slapped me and made me say aye aye daddy..... and that's the moment I knew I wasn't completely straight 😂
thats fucking willdddddd lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
Gae!
Marines be on some shit my guy
Thank you for your service?
I love his insinuation at the end that he’s a government Psyop.
I thought he was talking about Mat Best as being the OG Psy OP
Today is a good day when niko uploads
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Naah
Exactly
Agreed
Faxxxxx
Me last week
Me looking at gny "Kamala said we're not deploying"
Jackson "Shut the Fuck up and get in the fucking plane"
Exactly bro
She said to an active warzone…which she’s right…
"Oi bruv, release the tactical attack hobbit."
Hope they don't let the intrusive thoughts win and throw him.
@@clarysstoryboard3317 just as long as they dont tell the elf
That's a Leprechaun they imported from Northern Ireland!
That's right guys, it's not deployed in a combat zone, it's a government sponsored vacation in an exotic and exciting location.
Appreciate the rhyme
Nikko!!! Your videos saved my life I wouldn’t be here today if it wasn’t for you. Thanks man!
7:36
The medieval barracks party 🤣 omfg that's hilarious 😂
Was that a Suzuki Cappuccino on its side LOL😂 who ever flipped that better watch their backs. That little car is imported and parts hard to really hard to find.
Nikko is secretly a recruiter for the military
My brother in law is literally deployed right now.. unless Camel sent him to Turkey on vacay… 😂
Turkey sure does sound like a warzone with it currently being in no wars
It’s not a deployment it’s a tactical vacation 😎😂
I mean... I don't know what she was on while saying this, but where he is isn't a warzone and she was talking about warzones
bro just outed him self as psy op
Wym
I’m staring down 17 years in and I don’t regret anything. The Army has been a decent abusive spouse and I still think I can change him…
lmao🤣😂
hope you are safe
8:55 - Nikko losing it, God that was great lol
Thanks!
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w julie
chains suck!
Niko is 100% in the recruiting business. Can’t convince me otherwise 😂
GRATS on 3 000 000 bro!
Closest Gay Experience in The Military:
I'm Bi. What do you think? 😂
Well playing the double adaptor in the middle?
Nikko is all the psyop I need 🤤😤
Love the Military fails vids 😍
They really are good at it . I mean they failed winning a war
Nikko! 10 years NG. Never deployed, tried but never accepted. Love your content.
10:41 I saw your dog and it reminded me to give a hug to her German Shepard and I will give him a hug for you.
Nikko do more smash or pass your gun combo plz plz plz
For real...I was waiting for that, and then I saw on discord (which I got specifically for that) that they weren't gonna let him have gun pics posted anymore, so I don't know what's going on with that
@@Ewetoobizknotseys ok
This!!!
Nikko bro your videos get me laughing SO HARD because my Dad was Marines/Army (mostly Army) and when he threw "shade" at me it took me YEARS to figure out that he was being sarcastic. He was just TOO GOOD at it! 😜
"Hehe, we put a jet fuel in a LTV vroom vroom" LMAO😂
If Nikko is a Psyop for anything, it's to promote AR pistol ownership and casually browsing Grindr as a "straight" man.
Cute dog 🐕
Just saw the Sierra Bravo Ad on RUclips 😂 I was like "aye its fcking Niko!!!!"
I always love these videos
@3:20 it's Ricky Chitlin! It's a beautiful day. At the Circle K! Friggin awesome!
Having dealt with military paper pushers and attorneys, we don’t have guys technically in war zones.
You're right Nikko. The first psyop was a dude, and he slayed a dragon and got some dress blues after it. 😂
I remember that commercial
i love that nikko uploads right after school
Going through a rough time. Thanks for lightening the stress with your videos
6:40 Nikko: Put a towel to avoid scratching the paint on the car.
The mirror is gonna be find.
U is my favorite RUclipsr
Nikko makes my day even if I’m going through depression or something else he makes me laugh every time keep it up Nikko I love you
Sick as fuck but gotta stay on that Nikko Ortiz grind
Hi Niko! Just found your channel the other day and I’m loving it! ❤️
10:45 obviously your talking about angry cops
Dude your the best
My grandpa was in the Vietnam war,he survived the war and never got PTSD,I gotta say that’s quite impressive to not die in a war while not having trauma from the same war.anyway he’s a retired veteran and he is very much alive(he’s 60 something years old)
I love your videos, Nikko
Yoooo Nikko !!! I loooovvvveeeee uuuuuuuu😂❤
Love the content bro ❤
3:01 I wish my boyfriend was being sent to Idaho, he does, too. But no, he gets sent to New York (for now). I cant move, but, boy, he will, lol. We each got our six years squared away. Mine in college, his in the army
I served 85 to90, USMC, 0311,glad we didn't have phones, you are entertaining
dawg that first kip sheesh lol thriller boi lol
Nikko is the man
1:50 Nikko's Fear turned to laughter 🤣😂
Been WAITING for this one
Late to the Nikko train, but your videos are 💯 definitely a new fav channel! Keep it up 💪🏼
"they aren't midgets bro... They be hobbits"❣️💯🙏😂😂😂
LETS GO GUYS 3MILLION!
LOVE YOU NIKKO
i love these videos
I love you nikko!!!
Im signing up right now 😂
nikko i love your vids
Washed the homies back after a 3 week field in Korea
i love ur videos, going through a breakup rn this is really helping lol
My dad wouldve LOVED that AF Recruiing vid. And that joke.
That cat was the highest-ranking member on the team!
LOL! Good shit!!
10:40 there's no way Nikko hasn't shafted that dog...
8:59 sleeping with you
You make me a worse person. I love it.
This is what I find myself watching on my family day fun, been 2 months without RUclips oh lord.
Is that the Cuban flags at 0:24? 😂
Puerto Rican flag
I like your dog he’s a good pupper
That intro has me rolling
Life part timer, nasty girl, weekend warrior. I got 19 years in, 1 left for my 20 in the army guard. Never been deployed, but have been activated 6 times and stood down every time. Wild
Me and all the other E5s in my company would chug a Red Bull right at 1130, and nap until 1300. Woke up ready for anything lol
Love your Videos Nikko.... No regret being a lifer
😂 There eating the pets 😂
Not the scroll!!😂
6:39 OH I Get it "A Little Side Tip" cuz the car is on its side ha h a haaaa ha ha ha
Yooo nikko!!!
I need to see nikko play arma reforger. We need to hear the voice chat if you do lol. 😂
Love the video
That last psyop joke cracked me up.
These are great 🤣
Cool video also congrats on 3 mil. I might be late for 3 mil.
You should do more with narrator
You should do women military fails
I’m a 10 year old and I love watching him
gj for the 3M ma booooi
Aww good memory’s flooding in
First Psy Op was definitely targeted at Navy recruiting 😂
When i signed up for the AF in 1983 the recruiter and i drank a "few" beers lol
That front to back looks more like a 249 and 240B special 🤔. Either way they got each other back 😊. Semper Fi
I love u nikko❤️❤️❤️❤️
Nikko was the OG Psyop.
Niko, don't encourage the rolling the small car, you always bust something. If you have enough peeps rotate the car so they get stuck or have to do some weird ass driving to get out 😂
love niko😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Niko, you should do more gun/kit reviews. I even put mine there (Fox is the name).
Oh hell nah, you put a spider in anything and hand it to me, we fighting for sure.
The moment I saw the launcher fail it's job I went :"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I wish Nikko had menace shirts in 6xl so I could wear one to the buffet.