Can you make more videos where you react to one thing ( like you used to do back in the day), it’s always really fun to have your energy and your military background and it would be nice to have more videos like the French foreign legion again.
Craziest thing I've done to my siblings for no reason is call them slaves in the most Craziest southern accent and call them the hard r its my morning routine
When me and my sister were three years old, I broke a plastic screwdriver from like a toy set. She decided to get the electric tape, fix it, and then proceeded to stab me in the stomach with it.
hey Nikko, I am planing on enlisting in the military and was hoping you could do a video on tips and what to say on applications, and your personal experiences!
my craziest sibling experience was when my brother was walking past me. I stopped him, told him not to blink and poked his eyes with my fingers. all because i saw it on tv. a few eye drops and he was fine lol but we still laugh about it to this day XD
Legit my little brother was standing on our above pool ladder in dead winter as kids and I just pushed him in. No remorse. No reason. Just funny. Got my ass yelled and beat but it was SOOOOO worth it
Brruuuuhhh my football teammates did that to me in the hallway where all the cheerleaders were practicing. And the worst part is he didn’t just get the pants
Me and my brother were playing fighting, and he hit me too hard so I got fed up and shoulder flipped him, long story short- I winded him and he never wanted to play fight with me again
Hey yo bro. where do I go to get on twitch?
Your closest baskin robins, tell them Shaniqua sent you
@@nikkoortiz 🤣🤣🤣
@@nikkoortiz bro what
@@nikkoortiz instructions unclear, ended up clapping some ghetto cheeks
@@nikkoortiz 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My first wife was deaf. It was great. I could yell all I wanted. Downside is during adult activities, she sounded like a seal.
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Them flash backs at the zoo must’ve been something else
She ever give you give you deaf threats?
That sounds like a win to me!😂
@@OJdidit93905😂😂😂😂😂😂 underrated comment
only 30 seconds in and there’s already a hawk tuh💀
Yessss
Same definitely 😂
she nearly my dream girl
Oil up
That’s what she said! 😉
"Oh, yeah? Who hit you? ".
"That army kid"
"Did you deserve it?"
"free palestine *throws up nazi salute* Nikko: pick a fucking team man" had me dying xDDDDDDDDDDDD
That Hawk Tuah girl actually lost her job as a preschool teacher
Her parents must be so proud.
That was just a rumor
That’s actually not true it was just a random rumor someone made up
She’s actually a bar tender
Crazy because that's legitimately good advice.
6:35 i walked my brother into a stop sign when we were both hammered. Hands down funniest/mean thing ive ever done
Ahhh yes, the usual unhinged Nikko
Yes
I’m a simple man, I see nikko video, I click
Cave man brain
Bro is me in a nutshell :)
I am a simple woman.. Nikko.. click... laugh... happy. 😂
@@eccentricloveb same bro
wrong person 🙏
4:14 Nikko signed smash for her so she understood 😂
Bro the fact he said listen after finding out she was deaf is craaaazy 😂
When I was 12 I locked my little step- brother in a freezer bag and told him his dad didn’t love him.
6:28 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
1:50 When you dont need to work on your legs, so you got time to work on your booty.
Smash, definitely smash
Smashhhhhh!
Nikki got an eye for the special ones😂
Can you make more videos where you react to one thing ( like you used to do back in the day), it’s always really fun to have your energy and your military background and it would be nice to have more videos like the French foreign legion again.
*guys. there getting smarter*
@@DefNotAnAtfAgent you arn't lol
@@Polish_Cowz real 🥲
Yessss!! I needed some unhinged, dark humor!! My Friday is a little less shitty now.
Craziest thing I've done to my siblings for no reason is call them slaves in the most Craziest southern accent and call them the hard r its my morning routine
When me and my sister were three years old, I broke a plastic screwdriver from like a toy set. She decided to get the electric tape, fix it, and then proceeded to stab me in the stomach with it.
Homegirl lost her job but couldn’t give a fuckless about it! It’s beautiful!!
@8:00 I looked away so fast so I wouldn't throw up the beer I've been drinking...
Levi is such a positive dude. He was in my daughter’s high school class. The whole family is great. Shoutout Overwatch Supply in Ocean Springs, MS!
somehow im almost more excited to see nikko posting a new video than i am seeing my girlfriends texts lmao
Is it just me or did Nikko look like he was the missing island boy.
Mad smashes in this one
Best one yet Nikko!
Always putting out the best content!!!! 💯
6:26 bro crashed out 😂
Nikko’s back with another banger!!!
Bro got me dying the whole time
Love the videos keep up the good work
Love your videos!!
the wheel chair soccer made me spit my drink out 💀💀💀
Love it keep up the amazing work
Always a good day when Nikko posts.
Maybe 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Nikko, much love from Finland!!!!
NOTHIN LIKE SOME NIKKO ORTIZ😎
Nikko nooooo saying you got me your own Jaquan is crazy 😂😂😂 shook when I heard my name
Amazing commentary as always.
I'm dyin, "SHES ALREADY ON HER KNEES".
This the most unhinged uv had in a min. 😂
"he's got a 3rd leg...so he is ok" holy 💩. You are quick with ya Burns 🥵 love it homie. Stay true... Stay you. WE ALL LOVE IT. YEEEE
9:37 considering history.... it is the same team
Bro said "listen" lmao
Hawk tuu got me dead
"How many deaf people have you met." Nikko Ortiz- "Listen, it's fine!" 💀💀
hey Nikko, I am planing on enlisting in the military and was hoping you could do a video on tips and what to say on applications, and your personal experiences!
Good video i have been watching alot recently and u make me laugh everyday, watching you is the highlight in my day
jussipussi had me rolling
That last one got me and I'm in a wheelchair! Does that mean I'm a bad person?
8:22 Nikko ain't nobody looking to be a step-dad.
As an older brother myself, I can confirm that the older brother thing is indeed accurate.
Worse thing I've done to my brother was make him think Smeagle was in our basement and then lock him in there.
I broke my lil bros arm, and then sparta kicked the other on the trampoline. Yeah, I got my ass BEAT
neil the seal is back
HAWK TUAH🗣🔥
my craziest sibling experience was when my brother was walking past me. I stopped him, told him not to blink and poked his eyes with my fingers. all because i saw it on tv. a few eye drops and he was fine lol but we still laugh about it to this day XD
At this point I’m surprised Nikko didn’t call smash on the girl with the dirt bike 😂
letsgo nikko posts again
Legit my little brother was standing on our above pool ladder in dead winter as kids and I just pushed him in. No remorse. No reason. Just funny. Got my ass yelled and beat but it was SOOOOO worth it
HAWK TUAH ON THAT THANG YI GET ME
AYEEEEEE…. LETS GOOOOOOO. The crayons went down for this.
One time I hid a thumbtack between my fingers and made my brother give me a high five.
Bro, it ain’t even been a minute and we already got hawk tuh girl on here
That California article about woman getting merced by a bear is hilarious. I mean comedy writes itself how stupid they could be.
7:59 THE WAY I GAGGED AND ALMOST BARFED😷🤢
Bro was a transformer
4:05 she goes ahuoahauahhoaaahauao
1:37 Devs have some unfinished business to deal with. I hate it too when i fall through the map too.
"how is this power obtained?"🤚😭
Kay but why you gotta pull out the "listen" on the deaf girl smash 😂
7x3 has me a little more dead inside now js
Niko sees the girl is deaf, ..."LISTEN!.."
10:20 bro hit the baby zombie 😂
1:40 crippy with the grippy
6:36 my "brother" once choked me out and tried to throw me down the stairs when I was 8
0:10 he jumped that fence and stayed home at the same time. Dr Strange.
That plan b baby sent me through the roof. I just woke up y'all I wasn't ready for that shit! I don't know if I need coffee or a baptism.
Damn Nikko u serious down bad
Nah nikko be locking in every time there's a female
Hawk touah on that thang
BRO NIKKO YOU ARE MY FAVORITE F***ING RUclipsR
I slammed the car door on my sister's fingers because I was petty and jealous, and that caused her to lose a fingernail. Ah, good times.
The emotional support dog needs some bison
I locked my sister in a closet
o7 in the chat for our lordess and savior Hawk Tuah girl.
Nico, I love your videos
Made him bleed through his nose
Nikko, your stuff is the shit brother!! Got to stop. You're going to give us a heart attack from laughter, lol the man the legend
"No no no no no no" .......my exact thought also🤮
i pulled my brother's pants down a crowed mall
Brruuuuhhh my football teammates did that to me in the hallway where all the cheerleaders were practicing. And the worst part is he didn’t just get the pants
What was there reaction
@@bobbiolson3595wel... were they impressed?
@@bobbiolson3595 Oh shit...🤣
Bro stoped the a train
Bro that hawk-tua girl literally lives 30 minutes from me in Lewisburg, tn
Nikko he didn’t need a damn helmet for the dirt bike…. He brought his own…. Facemask included….
Reject Bane over here looking lovely
Me and my brother were playing fighting, and he hit me too hard so I got fed up and shoulder flipped him, long story short- I winded him and he never wanted to play fight with me again
Bro is too down bad
Shoulda done the Lego death sound on the first one
Nikko, the chick that "lost her job" it was a promotion stunt.
I dont even be looking at the titles anymore i just see nikko and how lonf ago he uploaded n i click, we men are simple creatures
You kept responding to my messages on stream today it was my first time in the stream
Thanks Nikko
Same dog