Vampire men are smart….spent 18 years with a man who refused during period time AND pregnancy, his loss 😂🤣 that’s when we WANNA go ALL DAY MEN LISTEN UP!
Exactly 👏 They don't get it 😂 Put a towel down and let us ride; we can always shower and do laundry afterwards, but you're missing out if you pass that up bc we are HORNY AF. 😂😂😂
4:33 The first time I said the N word was because my brother was playing Fortnite and at the time I didn’t know what it meant, and he told me to say it and I did.
Nah bro violated that goat
Nah it was just a joke he is the goat tho
that guy bout to have some fun with that goat
Nah that's just afghanistan bro it's his side piece
Is a sheep
this goat has more balls and more action than him... for reeeaaal
“Cake is cake no matter the baker” words to live by
Bro ended racism
“Casper the friendly neighborhood klans man” got me dead
Yes I remember in third grade learning about them. Then i learn my great great great grandfather was apart lord I bout had a heart attack
I have nothing to say about your comment but I love the profile pic
@@Carolinewinderss well… you learn something new everyday
Bro leaked my first Halloween pic
@@theblackbulletytchannel4648 damn
A true warrior is not afraid to soak his sword in blood
Agreeable
Only a true pirate sets sail in the Red Sea
Require DNA test at birth
real sailors sail through the red sea.
Frfr
call me Popeye the sailor man toot toot
Very true. ❤
They call me Moses, because I'll part the Red Sea in a heartbeat.
Be a man
Fuq her sister that week😅
8:10 "Shits fired" was the first thing that came to my mind, lmao
Best comment
I shall wade through the red river, but I will not drink deeply.
🫢🫢🫢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nikko talking about the last one but that’s definitely his long lost kid bro 😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😂💁🏾♀️
6:55 the 'REDEFINE YOUR LIMITS' on the crash pad is what threw me for a loop in conjunction with the caption
5:03 he want to make enemies with veterans 😂
That cop 💯 is a g 😂
Modern problems requires modern solutions
Nikko "He's going to be a great cop."
😆
Pole dancing with the branches
Redwings acquired
"what's the point in having a "sword" if you aren't willing to get it bloody"
Period don’t stop nothing but a sentence.😂
If u can walk thru mud, u can f**k thru blood😂😂😂 my army husband says that all the time
I'm Gen X, someone tries to cyber bully me they end up needing therapy.
Same here.
Real
"Im goin to bed" *racks pistol*
Yeah I got my red belt.
As a dad with a daughter.
You don't get to justify your poor choices.
Cake is cake, no matter the baker 😂😂😂
goat got violated so hard man
NO WAY I JUST REALIZED ME AND NIKKO HAVE THE SAME ZODIAC SIGN, THATS WHY HALF THE TIME I RELATE TO HIM
Bro we are down so bad, loving the content!
Thank you for doing what you do
Vampire men are smart….spent 18 years with a man who refused during period time AND pregnancy, his loss 😂🤣 that’s when we WANNA go ALL DAY MEN LISTEN UP!
Exactly 👏 They don't get it 😂 Put a towel down and let us ride; we can always shower and do laundry afterwards, but you're missing out if you pass that up bc we are HORNY AF. 😂😂😂
i will keep this in mind next time
Love your content Nikko, always makes me laugh dude, and I need it, luv ya x
4:30 CoD MW, broke my soft a and hard r cherry in like a 2 minute span
Seeing a grown woman act like some pet dog made me severely question my role as a living being
You had me at leash
nikko your video never suck its allways some good vids, keep going
Love your videos they make me laugh through no matter what I'm going through and all you smashes I probably would
nikko is a whole mood! he seems like the perfect boyfriend! :D
That dog girl is nutty
Love you nikko
.....was that Nikko moaning at that firetruck 🤣🤣
Love this
Bro a good Nikko video will always make my day
Love your vids
born in the 70's and a vet and still smashable
Best one you've done in a while. Jmo
"Hawk tuah girl saved yall bro" got me fucked up
I already watched this on twitch😂
that firetruck is definitely Nikko from the past 😂
Casper is crazy💀
This going to be good
That kids just bad at cod 💀🙏
Nah lil bros dad in the fire
AYYY NIKKO A LIBRA TOO
Why did I think someone was talking to me when I heard "Hey Dustin" 😭
Love u nikkooooo
yooo nikko i’m a huge fan and i thought it was cool that we’re both libras keep up the good work 👍
A wise man named Nikko-Cake is cake no matter baker
I can not with how this hits
Nikko 🔛🔝🔥🔥
Who tf in twich chat said Autism Prime😂😂😂
60 seconds in I’m thinking what the hell is he watching 😂😂🤦🏻♂️
Dam never been this early to a video. Love the streams and videos Nikko man hope to meet u in person 1 day
The last kid grew up to join the navy. 😂
Do people not know that we are technically still at war with Vietnam?
Nikko Ortiz is low-key my spirit animal, where's the leash at?
That kid with the fire truck sounded influenced by you, lol.
"If a horse can walk in mud, i can f*** in blood" Niko (probably) lol
5:35 It's not called being a dead beat mom because you don't call child murders dead beats. You call them cowards.
Sharts fired!
Bru the Casper costume tho, wow
Love you nikko 😍😍
A true pirate never fears a red sea...
I like that he is spreading out (pause) from military
I am definitely a vampire 🦇
Funny as heck
My Red Wings got that mustard stain too
Oh my gawd 😂😂😂😂
@kristinwojtowich8902 not the worst thing I've said out loud by far.
… seeing the video; I still feel like I don’t know what that means😂😂
All the content uncensored are fricken 9am for me. I'm subbed just not there 😂
High school dropped the hard r. Dude kept trying run his mouth and I had enough.
You know what, maybe I need a "dog" too.
i love you niko
hit it on the rag: yes, 10/10 get it whenever
Love the content I was spawn camping the post
Nikko....I LOVE YOUR FACE!
4:33 singing mo bamba
Yes I've hit it during that time. Yes it's the reason my moustache is permanently red.
You finally discovered dog girl!
I am a little disappointed that he did not go with “shit’s fired” missed opportunity bro
3:37, i was eating and had to spit that shit out.
Yo, anyone else consider nikko our internet, Daddy
Facts I love you Nikko go get some 5.11 tactical pants
A real Pirate will sail the Red Sea, Lads.
Love Raiden the Kung-Fu Panda! Sounds like a Brutal Friendship Fatality. HAHAHA
I did it in the hood! And got jumped in!lol
You’re Libra too! I don’t know very many Libras, probably because I’m not much into astrology! LOL
These people are unhinged
In '90 when I got my first NWA and Too Short cassette tapes
I'm no stranger to the the red mist
1:46 I guess we can say she is unarmed 😂😂
The military man is used to painting his flag pole red.
WOOOHOOO LETS GOOOOO BOYYYYY
4:33 The first time I said the N word was because my brother was playing Fortnite and at the time I didn’t know what it meant, and he told me to say it and I did.
Too drunk to watch this rn 😒🤣😏😅🤣
When do goats got more cake then me