VETERAN REACTING TO MILITARY TIKTOKS!!

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 22 фев 2022
  • Being an army veteran and a starting my social media on tiktok doing military skits this one hit home! Who is your favorite military tiktoker and what is your favorite branch?
    CHECK OUT MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA’S:
    TWITCH: / nikkoortizzz
    TIKTOK: vm.tiktok.com/ZMJCBLC3J/
    INSTAGRAM: / nikkoortizzz
    TWITTER: / nikkoortizzz
    GAMING CHANNEL: / @nikkoortizzz
    SHORTS CHANNEL: / @nikkoortizshorts
    REDCON1: T20NIKKO FOR 20% OFF www.redcon1.com/?aff=22899
    GRUNT STYLE Code: NIKKO_SFM for 20% off glnk.io/38q5/nikkoortizzz
    DADDY HATS: wdgaf.us/discount/SAVAGE
    SECOND TIKTOK : www.tiktok.com/@officialnikko...
    Business inquiries for products, collaborations, etc please contact me at Nikkoortizbusiness@gmail.com. Personal emails will not be accepted as this is a business email.
    Address:
    Nikko Ortiz
    PO Box 74206
    Los Angeles, CA 90004

Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @godgod3367
    @godgod3367 2 года назад +3478

    As a water purification specialist I’m conflicted. Do I get upset about the insult or be happy you acknowledged our existence

    • @ders972
      @ders972 2 года назад +22

      It is only an insult if you feel insulted. Don't be a pnssy and you will be fine.

    • @HellHoundzProductions
      @HellHoundzProductions 2 года назад +142

      i say happy to be acknowledged. i was ADA and we weren't glamorous. but our fuelers were right in the shit with us, sometimes filling in when we needed them, working extra long hours compared to our long hours in the field. the real ones know, yall are a necessary . think about it, how often, do troops hit that water buffalo, and the cooks? without yall, the frontlines dont operate nearly as efficent. they are busying drinking snake blood like rangers :P. Who cares what Civvies think, let them laugh it brings awareness. service members understand, thats why its funny to us too. like it seems so useless to the outsider, but in a conventional war we will need to extract water from natural sources. rather than transporting it.

    • @fluxision4823
      @fluxision4823 2 года назад +75

      As a petroleum supply specialist, i got your back.

    • @ziazarahariston5185
      @ziazarahariston5185 2 года назад +31

      Same. Water dawgs…

    • @rodericklenz5030
      @rodericklenz5030 2 года назад +40

      Pauly Shore made an entire movie about you.

  • @jackryan4313
    @jackryan4313 2 года назад +898

    Between 7:30 and 8:24 I realized that Nikko is someone I want on my team. Because he can be hella funny and make jokes, but he clearly takes serious shit seriously. I love it when people can truly switch like that, because it keeps shit moving

    • @jackryan4313
      @jackryan4313 2 года назад +6

      @@LilBuwu lmfao thanks. I didn't even realize this comment had any likes

    • @jackryan4313
      @jackryan4313 2 года назад +2

      @@LilBuwu lmfao thanks. I didn't even realize this comment had any likes

    • @jay9inetvv
      @jay9inetvv 2 года назад +1

      God loves yall

    • @obey_icky01s79
      @obey_icky01s79 Год назад

      You

    • @moneyandfood4758
      @moneyandfood4758 Год назад

      Blame Niazi and the muslims

  • @nationalauditors1128
    @nationalauditors1128 2 года назад +208

    I'm a marine. This guy is awesome. I completely appreciate what he does. I haven't seen a video from him yet that I haven't liked or have been offended by

    • @wrath1204
      @wrath1204 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was a Marine

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@wrath1204 I mean as long as you didn't get a dishonorable, think you still are bud.

    • @wrath1204
      @wrath1204 5 месяцев назад

      @@Khornecussion I didn't I gave up 5 weeks into infantry training cause I didn't believe in myself and I didn't think I would meet my squad or higher ups expectations

    • @brianlundy7878
      @brianlundy7878 5 месяцев назад

      @@wrath1204then your not a marine

  • @slmafia2849
    @slmafia2849 2 года назад +175

    This man is speaking facts, growing up in a military family. I had to go out on a 10 mile run and i could not return home until i did ten miles. I am currently trying to go into the military myself.

    • @Bella-hk3ds
      @Bella-hk3ds 11 месяцев назад

      2:02 2:46 3:29 3:43 4:12

    • @INSERTNAMExHERE
      @INSERTNAMExHERE 7 месяцев назад

      Hell, growing up I had breathing problems (later found out to be black mold growing in the house, so that's exciting), so my dad tried that.. but I'd collapse. instead, he would have me helping him with his vehicles, yard work, etc. I still remember my mom freaking out cause he had me clean the gutters when i was 15😂

  • @jeromescogna3776
    @jeromescogna3776 2 года назад +294

    i actually called and thanked my recruiter from basic...half as a joke but i was actually thankful. also because he was in the guard unit i was going to and was aking about rumored deployment we went on.

  • @chrismoorephotos
    @chrismoorephotos 2 года назад +715

    Active, reserve, and guard, at least in the airforce, go through the same training. The standards are the same for everyone. It is after training that the difference comes in. But I agree the person is being soft and shouldn’t be wining about a little pain in his muscles. Push through it. Period!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +162

      SUFFERRRRR

    • @Ronin7477
      @Ronin7477 2 года назад +19

      same for the Army last I checked

    • @wordygamer8865
      @wordygamer8865 2 года назад +12

      Get comfortable with being uncomfortable. Also, just because you left boot doesn’t mean that you won’t get smoked still. 😂 Some NCOs go hard bro. 🤙🏽

    • @heatherlear5970
      @heatherlear5970 2 года назад +1

      Jumped like 17,000 in 5 days! Amazing!!

    • @parkercarpy810
      @parkercarpy810 2 года назад +4

      @@Ronin7477 it’s still the same for all army components.

  • @johnd6006
    @johnd6006 Год назад +33

    I remember our 1st and 2nd platoon got in trouble during riot control training, the trainers told us to take it serious, and we did, the problem was the instructor had to stop it when they realized how serious we were taking it we were going at like 80 to 90% the instructors stopped us and told us we needed ro dial it down to about 40 %

  • @sophiamolina8806
    @sophiamolina8806 Год назад +19

    the last part was so true. Im with my boyfriend who is currently in bootcamp for the navy, and when i told my coworker about him she started freaking out and telling me that all men in the navy are abusers and have anger issues and all that. I was there like uh ok....

    • @lifeisa.smalllesson4607
      @lifeisa.smalllesson4607 Год назад +7

      U would be surprised what weirdos think bput others.
      I meet grown women in their 30s or 40s all the time that think me being a decorated army vet is a major red flag!
      Lmbo

  • @daralynnbrittain4472
    @daralynnbrittain4472 2 года назад +390

    My husband went into Marines in 82. He has STORIES about the pit, and the treatment. My son is active duty Marine now, he complains about how soft some people are...

    • @jacob9436
      @jacob9436 2 года назад +11

      Dont care your husbands peak in life is the marines…

    • @daralynnbrittain4472
      @daralynnbrittain4472 2 года назад +71

      @@jacob9436 awww you hurt? He hot out, was a firefighter for 17 years, worked in ER for Loma Linda, and on the fire crew for California Speedway for NASCAR . Now he works for Lockheed building F35s. Yeah, his peak was the Marines...

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama 2 года назад +49

      @@jacob9436 Someone is insecure about being weak…

    • @jacob9436
      @jacob9436 2 года назад

      @@YukariAkiyama lmao im not even in the marines its just the old fucks giving their opinion like someone asked for it bro u went to vietnam and thought it was justified

    • @daralynnbrittain4472
      @daralynnbrittain4472 2 года назад +22

      @@jacob9436 bless your heart.

  • @kimbork2648
    @kimbork2648 2 года назад +88

    I spent 21 years in the Canadian military in the Canadian Ranger ...I love your videos ...I think you're effing hilarious 😂

  • @sillyman2013
    @sillyman2013 Год назад +11

    3:38 the way the drill sergeant bursts in, seeming angered, aggressively looks him up and down and then dies it with him is comical

  • @CPL.van7
    @CPL.van7 2 года назад +4

    There's a recruiting office in front my old college. A recruiter found me on lunch & asked if I wanted to join the Army. He swore it'd be just like CoD. & I still said no, because I didn't want to be shot at. He got mad & said "Dude! Nobody's gonna shoot at you!"

  • @Walter466
    @Walter466 2 года назад +729

    697k?! Man I remember when you were 28k subscribers Congratulations Road to 1M for you!

  • @PapaJerms
    @PapaJerms 2 года назад +31

    My recruiter was real with me. “Marine Corps is going to suck, but you’re going to get out what you put in.”

  • @gggdamo3321
    @gggdamo3321 2 года назад +5

    I'm so glad I found this channel I've gone thru so much these past few months and man you make it easier for me to past my days day by day I have always wanted to go into the military and im gonna be taking the asvab in the next month and im gonna push thru anything it takes to become a marine and man I've finally done everything I've wanted and im just ready for a new life

  • @Fischer_Topic
    @Fischer_Topic Год назад +12

    you have no clue how amazing it is, to have seen you start from TikTok, to seeing you grow.
    respect to you man, keep the grind.

  • @mermaid_7730
    @mermaid_7730 2 года назад +143

    Nikko: ladies don’t date military men, we’re awful!
    Me: but but but…I like military men, I wanna date them. 😭🥺😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +98

      NO!!! YOU MUST RUN AND HIDE!!

    • @mermaid_7730
      @mermaid_7730 2 года назад +18

      @@nikkoortiz but there’s ohhh sooo much to like about military men tho….

    • @brandonterzich4183
      @brandonterzich4183 2 года назад +16

      Like tricare?

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 2 года назад +13

      @@mermaid_7730 or combat PTSD? 😁

    • @jedimastercaeli
      @jedimastercaeli 2 года назад +14

      Lol. My ex was a trash soldier. He once "lost" a 5-ton truck. My best friend who was in his company finally broke down and told me what my husband did. I dead panned faced him and asked, "Did you check the motor pool across the street from his girlfriends parents house?" He called the next day, "Found it right where you said it was." 🤣😄🤦 That divorce was a riot. Damn, he's stupid. My dad had him shipped to Europe. 🤣

  • @_turnthispaige_
    @_turnthispaige_ 2 года назад +281

    As always preaching facts 💯

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +46

      Thats big FACTS

    • @mylesarnett6835
      @mylesarnett6835 2 года назад +3

      @@nikkoortiz completely random question, what rank are you? I'm hoping to enlist this summer/early fall

    • @grandpagoblin5525
      @grandpagoblin5525 2 года назад +3

      @@mylesarnett6835 with all the shit going on id stay home If I were you

    • @HellHoundzProductions
      @HellHoundzProductions 2 года назад +3

      @@mylesarnett6835 don't do it! :P for real tho, dont let anyone tell you otherwise if you think you "have" to. nothing worse than regretting an opportunity. however i agree you should reconsider. even though i was one that had to go, or i woulda regretted it.

  • @matthewlewis4981
    @matthewlewis4981 2 года назад +4

    Joined AF in 2000. Recruiter kept it 💯 and basic was hilarious. Road a desk for 4 years and got out. Great memories.

  • @hgicey5274
    @hgicey5274 2 года назад +4

    I wish I met Nik a few year ago. I wanted to join any branch. To fight for those that couldn't. But my fears got in my way. Not death perse but I was heights which is fear which may seem it is from fear. But with niko care free, straight forward criticism with passion wouldn't been the perfect friend and helped me over come all ofy fears. Your amazing bro.

  • @operatordk5332
    @operatordk5332 2 года назад +108

    I like how he begun talking about WW3, then the next day, Russia invades Ukraine. LMAO🤣

    • @flyingfrog7847
      @flyingfrog7847 2 года назад +1

      Have you been living under a rock? Everybody was talking ww3 since last november

    • @eventerkeira
      @eventerkeira 2 года назад +4

      @@flyingfrog7847 actually people have been talking about since after WWII

  • @sapientyt3915
    @sapientyt3915 2 года назад +64

    Hey Nikko! I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a video based purely on footage you may have from where you served and maybe give a few stories about the scariest moment funniest moment etc. I know I’d love to see it atleast! Much Love!

  • @bardie6320
    @bardie6320 2 года назад +3

    At 11:24, about military dudes… FREAKING YES. I live near Ft. Benning and that is the worst lesson you learn in your early 20s. Especially the guys coming for Ranger!!

  • @kimberlybradford3401
    @kimberlybradford3401 2 года назад +2

    You are my favorite military tic toker. Thank you ❤️ you make a lot days better. Laughing is good for the soul

  • @shoachiwarrior
    @shoachiwarrior 2 года назад +65

    First time watcher! Hilarious! My family has been military for generations, so had my husband. We represent every branch! Damn proud to be American! Thank you for your service & keeping it real!

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 8 месяцев назад

      *representED every branch...
      'Less your kid's going Space Force or someshit, because _then..._ yeah...

  • @brachyman4077
    @brachyman4077 2 года назад +18

    I’m at Meps rn about to leave for basic thanks for teaching so much about the military and what to expect much love ❤️ to you and your channel

  • @kat928
    @kat928 Год назад +1

    I love your tik-tok content. I love it so much. I look forward to seeing all the crazy stuff that Space Force is doing.

  • @wallaceluna6241
    @wallaceluna6241 2 года назад +3

    7:36 when I was younger that was a punishment for me, but my dad would call it "Holding the wall up" He'd be like "Hey that walls looking a little tired go help it now" lol

  • @gazortank8768
    @gazortank8768 2 года назад +8

    Active duty. Currently in Poland as a tanker. I'd tell my recruiter "I should've listened when you said to go to a different MOS"

    • @NK-iv8ze
      @NK-iv8ze 2 года назад

      Bouta go home boi

    • @emmano6340
      @emmano6340 2 года назад

      @@ReanuKeevesAus When i was in infantry i would tell myself every day " what the f have i done with my life ? " hahahaha
      Good times

  • @terristarnes7742
    @terristarnes7742 2 года назад +36

    It's Great To See You Nikko. I Really Like Watching You.

  • @Alphatron-7
    @Alphatron-7 2 года назад +8

    Man, don’t change. You’re hilarious 🤣

  • @pelican_head5353
    @pelican_head5353 2 года назад +1

    Bro I love ur videos u cheer me up whenever I’m sad ur sooooo funny and thank you for being a RUclipsr idk what I would watch if u weren’t a RUclipsr

  • @eboniedreamz1371
    @eboniedreamz1371 2 года назад +50

    I blame my family for my attraction to the military. So much respect for them and so much physical agility.

    • @BiggisDickis
      @BiggisDickis 2 года назад +1

      Sooo join

    • @eboniedreamz1371
      @eboniedreamz1371 2 года назад +1

      @@BiggisDickis I meant the men. And as far as joining my family is 100% against that at the moment due to the social climate.

    • @eboniedreamz1371
      @eboniedreamz1371 2 года назад +1

      @Augusta Mae that part. Gotta make a trip to take my father this morning. Only thing good about the VA is the stores in it

  • @leaross-meering9735
    @leaross-meering9735 2 года назад +24

    You should be a sports commentator, but just as you, lol ... skip all formalities. So funny 🤣

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +13

      I would get fired in 5 seconds lol

  • @pizzaki582
    @pizzaki582 2 года назад +1

    how can some one be so entertaining but so deep at the same time.. love your stuff

  • @chroniccrypto5621
    @chroniccrypto5621 2 года назад

    Honestly bro your my favorite military TikTok. Your content cracks me up.

  • @jonmassey3721
    @jonmassey3721 2 года назад +6

    I just found your channel and I can't stop watching your vids . Love your attitude and energy man!

  • @Cres3ndo
    @Cres3ndo 2 года назад +169

    I’m so happy and excited to see u hit that 1Millllayeee. Fucking love u dude. I’m in agonizing pain rn but watching u always puts a smile on my face !! God bless u brother xo 💋

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +25

      We movin Crescendo!! OMG no dont feel pain!!!

    • @Cres3ndo
      @Cres3ndo 2 года назад +8

      @@nikkoortiz surely are! & /: unfortunately I gots to deal w chronic pain conditions. I’ll be posting//sharing my story on here soon🤍

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 2 года назад +2

      @@Cres3ndo I feel ya sweetie! Rhuematoid Arthritis is a bitch!

    • @kyleerosee3
      @kyleerosee3 2 года назад +1

      @@mariedockery1126 yesss its hell. They finally upped my lyrica thank the lord himself because i couldnt even move anymore. Hope your having a good day🙌

  • @0128kwillis
    @0128kwillis 2 года назад +3

    I am from the generation before you brother and you crack me Tf up. Love your shit, keep it coming

  • @Gecko_Editz5
    @Gecko_Editz5 Год назад +1

    I love your tiktoks. Especially the ones with space force.

  • @kennyness7507
    @kennyness7507 2 года назад +7

    Dude, those wall squats and pushups were FOR SURE active. I've done both active and now guard. We don't do push ups in guard. Lol

  • @cyanwerewolffc8955
    @cyanwerewolffc8955 2 года назад +46

    Well done, your almost at 700k already!!🥳 next is 1 million! Thank you for your vids they are amazing and funny 😁this might be a interesting to react to is the UK army cadets 🇬🇧 I’d love to see your opinion on it

  • @lilgguzman507
    @lilgguzman507 2 года назад +2

    The turner kit is hanging out in the first video so if you get hit/messed up, someone else can find it right away and use it. Every soldier has like a million pockets. That’s how my unit had our turner kits overseas in afghanistan

  • @coltpalmer7443
    @coltpalmer7443 Год назад +1

    You and jocko are the best keep up the good work bud

  • @blakethomas5379
    @blakethomas5379 2 года назад +10

    Thanks for being a motivational person for me to go into the army

  • @Army_of_idiots_
    @Army_of_idiots_ Год назад +1

    yo Niko. Nice rifle man. Also I love that your brutally honest about stuff. keep the videos coming.

  • @coenraadsnyman5229
    @coenraadsnyman5229 2 года назад

    Love your videos. Never been to anything military related, other than home (my dad was in the army 36 years ago, he's fine, he didn't do much (which is what everybody does)), but living Germany and daddy Vladdy approaching (at snail pace, but still) I have been considering the reserves.

  • @olivialee196
    @olivialee196 2 года назад +6

    So glad I found your channel when I did b/c you’ve at least kept me laughing during this reaalllll shitty fucking situation I’m going through. Thank you!💚

  • @Jalmazing
    @Jalmazing 2 года назад +5

    Your personality on your videos has many similiar elements as if you`re playing coast guard or navy branch :D, love the videos man, love the work you put on here. Keep up the good work

  • @Mystic_pursuits
    @Mystic_pursuits 2 года назад +1

    You and angry cops are my favorites. Keep up the good work Nikko!

  • @drakecole00
    @drakecole00 Год назад +1

    This man speaks facts I love this ❤

  • @_-Tico-_
    @_-Tico-_ 2 года назад +3

    DAAAAAMN NIKKO always a baddy sheeeeeesh! love these vids gotta catch a live! they make my work day go by faster always got me laughing

  • @shiroishigure9585
    @shiroishigure9585 2 года назад +5

    no military tiktoker makes me laugh like you do, so you're my favorite💙

  • @KnawedOne
    @KnawedOne 9 месяцев назад

    Nikko- you’re the one! Love your posts, always have the most laughs! Don’t be changing.

  • @erzawoods5850
    @erzawoods5850 2 года назад +1

    Love this keep it up 👏🏾👏🏾❤️‍🔥

  • @ethanreyes0627
    @ethanreyes0627 2 года назад +3

    You are my favorite TikToker and the funniest one at that, my favorite military TikToker is you by a mile.

  • @silivandalco.1896
    @silivandalco.1896 2 года назад +14

    Love you nikko keep up the great content!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +5

      SiliVandalCO. I appreciate you!!!!!

  • @spencertrainer8488
    @spencertrainer8488 2 года назад

    Ive only ever watched your shorts. I'm so glad I'm finally ACTUALLY watching your videos. Awesome video

  • @pumpkinking8797
    @pumpkinking8797 2 года назад

    Yeah you already know yous is the best ttk that sht keeps me laughing on while I'm on base and while out on operations.i thank you.

  • @diantietjens5731
    @diantietjens5731 2 года назад +9

    You're our fave, Nikko. You know this.

  • @amberconnolly5790
    @amberconnolly5790 2 года назад +3

    Dating military men is the worst but also the best. You can’t beat their humor. Love it

  • @russellwright1422
    @russellwright1422 2 года назад +1

    I wouldn’t know about reserves but I’ve been in guard units where someone showed up to camp out in the parking lot and was going to prove themselves to be a real soup sandwich and some NCO was like “Not in my unit and breathe!”

  • @unionpride525
    @unionpride525 Год назад +1

    lol, you totally finished out as "coast guard" Nikko at the end. "and we can still be friends" lol, love your vids brother

  • @Its_Boogie
    @Its_Boogie 2 года назад +5

    Bro mad respect for you 🤘 keep on doing what you do and embrace the SUCK!.😂

  • @Angell-ir5xj
    @Angell-ir5xj 2 года назад +15

    And who said romance was dead ✨ Loved the vid as always 💯

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +6

      Thank you so much Angell2114 I appreciate you!!!

  • @alentrena
    @alentrena 2 года назад +1

    Nikko man you are funny af man keep it up brother.

  • @Crazyakguy2008
    @Crazyakguy2008 2 года назад

    My favorite military tictoker is 100 percent you your videos or amazing and this is what I watch for like 2 hours when I'm supposed to be in bed at night keep up the good work man.

  • @military_shorts1286
    @military_shorts1286 2 года назад +7

    You the best Nikko keep up the good work

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +2

      Im gonna keep sending it!!

  • @toonmalia409
    @toonmalia409 2 года назад +11

    Thank you for your service, my husband is an active Marine right now, My uncle is an active Army Drill Sergeant, my cousin is active in the Air Force, my brother is in the Navy, my other cousin is in the Coast Guard, my sister is in the Space Force.

    • @snare625
      @snare625 2 года назад +1

      Ok so I have a question, I’m a female (17) and I’m wanting to join the military…I’m having so much trouble debating between the marines and airforce? Is there any advice you would give?

    • @toonmalia409
      @toonmalia409 2 года назад +2

      @@snare625 I would suggest choosing the one you would want to do the most or the one you're most interested in.

  • @Vortex-od4sr
    @Vortex-od4sr Год назад

    Favorite military TikToker is definitely Nikko. Love ya bro

  • @erinmay825
    @erinmay825 2 года назад

    I found this channel yesterday and I’m already addicted to the branches shorts

  • @landonhetrick1056
    @landonhetrick1056 2 года назад +4

    Keep up the great videos Nikko!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +1

      Landon I appreciate you!!!!!

  • @bookshopgirl2586
    @bookshopgirl2586 2 года назад +5

    Thanks Nikko, great video! Make a part 2??

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +2

      girl I appreciate you!!!!! Maybe!

  • @2Aistheway21
    @2Aistheway21 2 года назад

    Beautiful ar build I love the strike industries brace

  • @destinypaulson7190
    @destinypaulson7190 Год назад

    You make want to join the Army when I grow up, I wish it was not soft now. I love this channel!!

  • @ARSZLB
    @ARSZLB 2 года назад +3

    “we’re all a little gay, that’s why we’re not homophobic” damn Nikko spittin facts that actually make sense 🧐

  • @ioNissues
    @ioNissues 2 года назад +5

    Do more please! Army Leads the way! 🇺🇲

  • @Homer890
    @Homer890 2 года назад

    That drill who did the slow step was a drill at Leonard wood at an MP OSUT company. She was pretty dope.

  • @swayz03
    @swayz03 2 года назад +1

    Dude we need more people like you.

  • @budgetnerd5124
    @budgetnerd5124 2 года назад +9

    Dude literally I’m supposed to ship out in a month and some people in my DEP(delayed entry program) group can hardly do twenty push ups and groan whenever we have to run a mile, mf’s aren’t gonna survive.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  2 года назад +2

      NOPE they done lol

    • @radigowe2729
      @radigowe2729 2 года назад +1

      I’m 12 almost 13 and have done 50 push ups in a row. Crazy how grown men can’t to 20 🤦‍♂️ BUT only the small percent is weak in the military. I know people in the military and they are tough as nails. I think we will be fine

  • @Watcher97
    @Watcher97 2 года назад +5

    "We're gonna lose" That's utterly hilarious, I guess humor can also come from things that aren't realistic too

  • @jackgoldrick817
    @jackgoldrick817 2 года назад

    Glad to hear your audio mixing has been so much better

  • @justintynan2435
    @justintynan2435 2 года назад +1

    The P.E. class I was in during middle school (mid 90's) had to do wall sits/iron chair the entire period (45 minutes), because someone a day prior through a rock over the fence and it when through a passing cars windshield.

  • @javierrivera7876
    @javierrivera7876 2 года назад +4

    I remember when you were at 15k subs, keep goin. Im sure you will become famous. Also sick gun in the back😍

  • @JL-ic1pm
    @JL-ic1pm 2 года назад +5

    Angry Cops introduced me to you. Glad I found you. You are freaking hilarious and spot on. Glad there are still military MEN in the service.

  • @keithburgess8544
    @keithburgess8544 2 года назад

    You’re my favorite lol. Such a character I love watching your vids

  • @MaliciousCat
    @MaliciousCat Год назад +2

    I love this guy! He's hilarious! XD

  • @TeamStevers
    @TeamStevers 2 года назад +4

    I would tell my recruiter “thanks for introducing me to Scientology and letting me give you all my assets in my quest for ascension”

  • @elizabethdavis4240
    @elizabethdavis4240 2 года назад +17

    Angry Cop. He’s hella funny and he is a drill sergeant. You two should collaborate it would be amazing.

  • @CadWeapTech
    @CadWeapTech 2 года назад +1

    ORTIZ!
    You the best military "influencer" hands down no competition

  • @RileyDash
    @RileyDash 2 года назад +1

    Dude, your content is the shit! ❤️

  • @bigdaddy1847
    @bigdaddy1847 Год назад +7

    I was told to thank my recruiter but I never have. I'd probably bow up at him.

    • @kali4421
      @kali4421 Год назад

      Fr they be up in they own ass😂

  • @lilianapruitt155
    @lilianapruitt155 2 года назад +5

    Well.. after 21 years married to my Marine, I hear this advice Nikko? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mitchelllambaiso9746
    @mitchelllambaiso9746 2 года назад

    Keep doing reactions like this

  • @justinkyle5025
    @justinkyle5025 2 года назад

    The first time i seen that face from your navy impression, the lip bite and eyebrows. first time i ever seen it at all, laughed so fucking hard 😂

  • @jimmychappell
    @jimmychappell 2 года назад +4

    I went in as an MP in 05 and did 20 weeks at leonardwood then was sitting in iraquistan 3 weeks after a graduated… I am sooooo glad I’m not the only old head that is pissed on how soft shit has gotten…. Keep up the good fight sir…

  • @RashodAmn
    @RashodAmn 2 года назад +3

    The turnikit tab sticking out is actually a 10th mountain standard, we had to do that back in 08-09 lmao 😂

  • @simplesymphonies9753
    @simplesymphonies9753 2 года назад

    Been sick and depressed for weeks now, but "sniper boi" got a good and deserved chuckle out me. Thanks

  • @PinkTeddyx
    @PinkTeddyx 2 года назад

    My recruiter had us go workout with once a week before we shipped.. and I will always be thankful

  • @hgill257
    @hgill257 2 года назад +4

    Nico is the real deal, goofy and real