Watchtower Hilariously Tries To Explain Prophecy At This Years Convention
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2024
- Let's have some fun with this one!
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Here a beard, there a beard, everywhere are beards beards. Sooo funny!
Their hair like Jesus wore it!
Hallelujah! I adore it!
Grown adult JW men are so happy now that they've gotten permission from their religious overlords to grow facial hair.
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And no mention of their unfulfilled prophecies.
You have officially becone my guiltily pleasure. I laughed sooooo hard!
The GB body is literally laughing at their followers face with this nonsense 😅
Which church are true according to the Bible in this world? Because many churches are not true according to this scriptures, Matthew 7:21-23,Roman's 10;1-3,2Corintians 11:12-15,2thimoty 4:3-4,2Peter 2:1-3,1John 4:1.
@@vusimngomezulu2500just the thought of it!
@@cygnustsp But your ignore my simple question 😭
@@vusimngomezulu2500 who cares
This one had me crackkinggg up 🤣
It's not illegal or a sin to give a senseless talk. They are guaranteed a captive audience, note taking, and all.
What in the shitaki mushrooms is going on?! I'm still wondering why the rest of my family is still listening to this non sense. Doesn't make sense. I'm happy I'm out. Greetings Wally thanks for brightening up my day with laughs😂 much love.
I actually hear prophesying
That's what I thought too.
I hear 'prophesyi'
Professor Hesy is professing prophecy profusely!
Did that guy say “all-inspiring”? I thought it was awe-inspiring…
Bone apple tea
You’re right! HA !😂
What the hell did I just watch 👀
😂😂😂🤣 I love your silliness, that's why I'm here!! Keep doing your thing.
Thanks for the chuckle, have a great day Wally!
Watchtower: Prophecy- something we've failed at 100% of the time for 144 years. Regardless, we're going to ignore that and share our 'expert' opinion about prophecy anyway.
Was listening on earbuds at work when Temu Morgan Freeman started talking and I legit thought you clipped an actual Morgan Freeman movie lol
Thank you for the laughs Wally! 👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂✌💜
Oh man these cuts are great 😂 love the silliness
The plural word for cactus is cacti. 😅😅 I think he is trying to sound edumacated with a plural profepsi
Does this plural rule for nouns ending in "us" apply to cars?
Lexus = Lexi.
Prius = Prii.
That's what I thought.
@@scotwm1789 only if you are in good standing
He is using an English verb “to prophesy.”
@@scotwm1789Jesus=Jesi?
Look at all the facial hair 😂
All these beards. I just can't.
I LOVE wacky Wally! Keep it coming!
Up hill both ways...😂😂😂
The voice crack took me all the way out😂
Died laughing! This was so funny I couldn’t stop! Lol! Thank you so much!!!!
Wally, Don't ever change your funny style 😂😂❣️
Wally😂 The J-Dubs still using the 1980's elementary school backdrops.
Excellent, Wally! HA!!! MANY WTB moments (Watchtower Biden Moments)!!! (Oh god, yes my opinion!). Wally, NEVER give up the humor!!! If we couldn’t see the “ridiculousness”, we’d never LAUGH! And these people NEVER LAUGH! They GRIN a lot, but they never laugh!! “The Grin Reapers”!!!
I always look forward to seeing what will happen if I don't subscribe. Your intros really help make the subject matter more digestible
I hope your doing well Wally. This one was really funny. take care. ❤
I'm not kidding, I'm watching exjw caleb and i saw you had another video and I had to turn his argument stream off lol
LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
How can anything in the Bible be a prophecy ? When God placed the tree of good and evil in the Garden to temp Adam and Eve, God already made arrangements for his son to be sacrificed, if Adam and Eve failed the temptation. If God inspired the Bible to be written, then everything that was written in the Bible was already established, it was not a Prophecy, it had to happen, God arranged it. If God had control of anything, Adam and Eve would have never sinned, King David would have never had sex with Bathsheba, where they both risked being put to death under the law, but God sidestepped his law in order for his own prophecy to keep on track for the line of David being preserved. If it was anyone else insignificant to the issue, God would have killed them.
The entire Bible is a conglomeration of double standards, screw ups, unanswered questions, and failed events. If God already has knowledge of everything before it happens, and yet things like the sin of David and the tower of Babel incidents almost messed up Gods plan, then God isnt so powerful after all. He must manipulate events, in order for his narrative to work out. PREDESTINATION.
Powerful comment
I thought my eyes were messing with my eyes Wally cuz you kept adding to yourself 😅🤣😅
opening bit made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣
Dude with the beige suit,glasses and Grey beard looks like an ex pimp of a HBO special
I love the silliness. You do you, bro
They wasted absolutely NO TIME growing beards. I remember a guy getting razor bumps on his face reallr bad because he had to shave his really thick beard of his face so often. Ik hes mad now that they all the sudden are okay with it after he went through all that hell with his face.
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Gods one true religion and they can’t even pronounce biblical names lmaoooo
Love ya bro,thanks for your program
Damn you! Now I have that catchy tune playing in my head. 😅
Always a laugh 😂especially the beards and your presentation 🎉
Are they being strongly encouraged to wear these beards. Not everyone looks good in a beard. It’s like wearing bangs for women. Not all can wear them and look their best 😊
No, I’ve seen plenty still not wearing them. I think many are tired of shaving, I love beards!
Prophecy by WallyB is kinda a bop tho
I'm here for the silly gags.
Love Ya Wally ... You Crazy as hell...in a good way. 😅
How low was the star they were following? It would have to be very very very low to point out a stable!
Hahahahaaa!! The cartoon gloves ahahahaa !! 😂😂😂
WT is joining in on DEI hires. 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Love your silliness, Wally!
By far my favorite video.
i need 'prophecie' on spotify? or like. a download. I need that as my ring tone. I'm going to set it as my sister's ring XDD
Joe Biden 😅😅. Too funny Wally!!
Right!! 😅 The one who isn’t a convicted felon. 😂 The one that isn’t a wannabe dictator. Yep, just hilarious. 🙄
I was jamming to that “prophecy” remix 😂😂
BRAH😂 THE PUFF PUFF PUFF PART OMG😂😂😂 Great remix😂
I'm too high for this lmao
I was interviewed by a radio station just after my baptism/ I was blackmailed in it/ it was in 1985, same year I wrote my D/A letter ✉️ 😅. Well, they asked me how I felt : I said " I feel wet " it was the end of it... I guess that a bunch of Ex-jws had a good laugh about it 🤣
I'm sorry all this JW stuff has been so cringe that I just can't handle watching your videos as much as I used to but I still want to send you some love and tell you thank you for all you do. ❤🤗
Sounds like prophecying to me.
Yeah! With the silent ‘ing’ 😆
JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT 😂
It's kinda funny how many limits the JW'S put on their unlimited powerful deity!? Also, I appreciate the Gordon Ramsey interjection, lol. Thanks for your posting this video showing the silliness of the GB. As someone who's never been a member of this cult, I've learned way more from you than I ever did from all the visitors I've had come to my door. Peace 💚
Efrafa, I remember it well, it was a rabbit warren in watership down, general woundwort ran it lol
Brilliant! 😂
these make me so happy lol
😂😂😂omg too funny
With any wally upload - you just know you're set up to have a good ass day !
@2:00 I found my next ring tone!
He DOES sound like a Morgan Freeman
Hello Wally 👏👏👋😅😅❤
The Bible clearly states that before humans appeared on the earth, only Jehovah's family of witnesses existed in the universe. The first witness to leave the family was the angel who became "Satan" the first apostate. Today, either one is serving Jehovah or the adversary Satan. There is no sitting on the fence.
My man sounds like Morgan Freeman for real
So the guy who couldn’t correctly pronounce anything, still believes Satan was responsible for the “Star of Bethlehem”. They know nothing of planets aligning, or of the heavens, yet make everything so simple: Satan and Jehovah. And Satan gets SO much of their attention. I can’t help but feel sorry for the adults, seriously I feel so badly for children. What horrible bedtime stories.
Luckily, I just liked the pictures. Didn't pay much attention to the stories.
Best song ever 😂😅
Wallyb made it 🔥🔥🔥🔥
You seem to have some very tasty treats there in the background- Now I not only look forward to your next video, but also, what you're snacking on today!
That Biden clip man 😅
Im pretty sure people like Stephen Lett really are mocking the “adherents”. Even going as far as saying “Baaaaa!!!!” To them on the platform.
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Saturday mornings is for cartoons, baby.
Prop-is-cy! 😮🙏🤔🤫🧐🙈 = The act of petting Zeezy! 😂🚀🛸👽🚬💦👀🤪🤪😱☢️ 7:30
i had to google it, was curious. There is actually a word prophesying.
Its a laughable convention of speakers dribbling verbal diarrhea.
this is the worse speaker I ever heard. I am shocked , did he really listened to his talked before it was released. I would have turned red like a rotten tomato.
Lol 😂
Leave the poor guy alone. Profici is hard work and he is trying his best yo read them.
😅😂😂😂😂
If zombies had a religion 😂
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To me it's pretty clear he is saying prophesying with a bit of a twang
7 on the 7th it is, off Bruce Almighty, lol😅
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Even tho the word prophecy is weird word but he did pronounce it right. In plural form which is correct. Prophesying. Sounds weird there are alot of weird words in plural form and we laugh. 🤣😅🤣
That first guy speaking looks and sounds SO miserable!
Can you imagine....just the thought of it! 😂😂😂
How can anyone say. I have taken my son out of Egypt is a prophecy?
It is past tense, it has already been done!
It is from Exodus, which should bea hint to what it referers
I will make Israel my first born!
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣
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I am smoking some BC bud and lmao at the prophesi beats! The guys eyes are freakin'me out again 😮
JW Christology is such a wreck. Funny enough they stumbled into a few things right but they look ridiculous.
I'm too high for this lmao