Watchtower Made A Music Video Predicting The Future!
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2024
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exjw ex jehovah's Witness Former Pioneer Former Ministerial Servant Former Elder Watchtower Cult governing body update
JW Singer: Why would I ever stray, from the path I'm on today.
Happy Gillmore: How about I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?
oh my god! that comment made my day!!!!
Listen to what I say...... 😂
Super Funny and True!!! Truth about “The Truth”….ayayayay….sad but true!!!
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@@exjehovahswitnessand Who is your God and that will make my day and to say hello 👋 from the land down under,and this video is so spot on,great work 😊Cheers 🥂
I'm so glad I'll never go to another cringevention.
That makes two of us! 👍🏻👍🏻
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Me toooo❤
Join the club!
When someone is in an abusive relationship, they often don't leave because they have nowhere else to go. Often the abuser even SAYS it "where ya gonna go huh? You can't take care of yourself, you'd never make it without me, you're too dumb."
Jw org spends millions on studios and equipment, and then this opening segment shows all that was a waste... Brilliant 😂❤
I somehow doubt that all the money they're claiming is going to these videos, is going to these videos.
Amen, brother, amen!!😂
@@stephenlane5139 Also court
Cost
The GB be like “where you gonna go? No one’s gonna love you like we do”.
I love it when they start giving ‘advice’ about gossip. Those asshats are the worst gossips EVER.
That's where I came across the word Gossip - in my local congregation. 😢
You said it!!!
@@robynphillips-nb3ik yup. It’s not a word you hear much outside the organization. Like I said, they are the WORST!!!
Gossip, nosy, finger pointing and remembering who was disfellowshipped in the past is part of the JW culture!!
I hated it!
I remember this 25 year old JW that in her teen years was disfellowshipped and she was marrying a MS. The JWs that remembered she was disfellowshipped more than a decade ago says she didn’t deserve a white dress wedding🤦🏽♀️ !!! Who cares? She paid for her mistake- move on oeopleNnn she is human! But no!
The poor good one was the virgen MS.
Time passed after the wedding and he was disfellowshipped for adultery and pornography 🤷🏽♀️ and ended in divorce. Many continued gossiping saying it must’ve been her fault that he looked outside the marriage
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Omg!!!
@@migdaliafuentes1618I was told I have a guy consent because I didn’t scream despite me saying no to the guy multiple times. I was a teenager and he was a grown adult. The adult wasn’t even JW. I wasn’t baptized so I was never disfellowship but I got my publisher rights taken away.
My mom would tell me every year how important it is to be back in my seat by the time that music started playing…guess who never made it back until after the talk started ✋😁
As you should have done! I was such a a nerd
Thanks, Wally. I almost didn't click on this cuz I'm so sick of their shit. You made this worth it.
This was hilarious, Wally really nailed it 😂😂
That intro opening was iconic and epic i love it 😂❤
Yes, my sentiments exactly, lol. 😊,peace 💚
@@DaveB-hg7el yeah I feel the same too
Excellent point about no way Jesus could have gone door to door without a crowd!! 💡💡💡
The prophecies about God reigning in Zion are all about the _nations_ coming to _him,_ not the other way around. JWs (and Christians) are supposed to have a truth and a lifestyle so attractive that people gravitate to them all on their own
OMG, I WAS THAT PERSON TOO 😂😅.
"If you can't be obedient in the small things, you won't be obedient in the large things." 🤨😒🙄
Yup that's what I used to say!
Ditto. And they claim they’re not judgmental. I go round and round with my mother about this. She’s one of the most critical people I know. And was an Elderette for 60 years. 🤬
That is what my wife (fanatic pioneer) to me always I'm a PIMO
@@exjehovahswitness i used to always volunteer to watch people's toddlers and babies so I didn't have to stay in my seat and listen...I was definitely one of the people not in my seat..lol
@noneofyourbusiness0818, at least you had an excuse. Those entitled elders' families were above the 'law', they just kept on chatting & gossiping.
After 1 convention, I had an elder come up to me, not making eye contact, per his usual with me, and say "Remember where Jesus sits." 😳😮. From HIM? Who's kids sit wherever they want, with anyone they want? 😠
Woman on the bus thinks she’s modern day Rosa Parks 😂😂😂
You are brilliant, beautiful, and by far-the funniest former ExJW ever!! You give us the Humor Therapy all exJWs need too! Thank you, Wally.
If they had let you write the convention dramas, I probably would've paid attention! 😂
JWs told me that the future is all joy and happiness as all pain and death and disease is forever eradicated. Weird that they spend all their time here fetishizing the suffering part
Yeah they don't tell you right away how you get to the peace and happiness
Good point, lol
Exactly. The way JWs use disability in their propaganda is so bad.
The sister died because she refused blood transfusion this is a sick cult.
😢so sorry for your loss❤
So crazy how I still remember these darn songs.
I somehow hum them to this day 40 years later😢
@@robynphillips-nb3ik Jehovah is our refuge is the one I can’t seem to get out of my head. I can still remember the words. I feel your pain.
beautiful intro Mate! frickin hillarious and 100% brilliant
Yeah, I laughed my brains out
Man. My parents are old they dont need this sh*t. Literally living their entire life in fear. So sad.
Harmful "gossip" = anything that contradicts GB
Your apostate videos are the best Wally😂😂They make my day.
Even if it took "forever and day" thank you, thank you for making the introduction. I laughed so hard that I got ice tea up the nose. Really appreciated the laugh!!
You get the hugs 😂😂😂🇨🇦♥️ love your channel
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I’ve only ever been the victim of harmful gossip by Jehovahs witnesses
Lol Wally the intro was sublime.😂😂 You are so funny and talented. Made my day.
Agaha the Sally Struthers Sister strikes again!! "To get tha HUGS!!"
😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah she is my favorite new meme
I really like the way her Morey husband just stands there like 😐
Yeah, that was weird and she was creepy AF.
"laughing before even watching"
😂😂😂🎉
yeah it's pretty crazy when they push this great tribulation narrative
5:30 “all around me are familiar faces worn out places-“ oh it’s a different song 😂😂
And they are
“Going nowhere
Going nowhere…
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad”
You don’t have to act out and upload every intrusive thought but I do appreciate it 😂
When you said "spawned" I thought you were gonna say "sparlock" and I was SO HYPE 😂😂
Funnily enough, I have a D&D character nicknamed Sparlock. He is a spellblade warlock lol
@@averagedelta As is right an proper. I cannot stand that he is a warrior wizard and not a warlock and/or fighter. Does the governing body even play D&D? Swear. 😂
So good Wally, but maybe just maybe you could get Zeezy in there scratching up the gb as your sidekick (cat) 🐈⬛
And so true we talked about the absurdity of things, and then went right back to preaching it 😂😢
And who agrees with me, that the intro of the song sounds like a slow version of Tears for Fears “Mad World”. 😂 Thumps up!
17:28 "Then he just drops like a little Satan ball" haha. I do enjoy your analysis of the situation.
Bro, that was badassery... on the max...
Hey thanks!
Arrghhh From House to House, I didn't recognise the tune but after 35yrs !!! I knew the words
Going to lie down in a dark room now.
Great take🎉 loved the intro 😂😂
Yea, instant cringe
Omg 😂
Please let the intrusive thoughts win more, that opening was glorious 😂
If I was a JW I would be so PISSED that the Governing Body spent all my money on this crap!! Then cry for feeling so stupid for believing, truly what sad, sad of bunch of people.
I am pissed.
I just love those scenes you do Wally... you are so talented!!!
C’mon, everybody! That intro deserved a like and a subscribe! Do the right thing!
Okay... the opening needs to be adapted into a full fledged series!
Lol Wally wtf
yeah I lost my mind!
@@exjehovahswitnessWhich church are true according to the Bible in this world? Because many churches are not true according to this scriptures, Matthew 7:21-23,Roman's 10;1-3,2Corintians 11:12-15,2thimoty 4:3-4,2Peter 2:1-3,1John 4:1.
Love it ❤, peace 💚
@@vusimngomezulu2500I hope you can understand that those of us who don't accept that the Bible is anything other than some men writing words means that when you quote scripture, it literally has zero relevance. Peace 💚
"Wtf"= the only acceptable response to this lmao
Oh boy! I’m ready for this one!
Jehovah damn that was a epic opening.
I try my best
Omgosh! You said “battle axe”. Love it! That’s what my grandad called my grandma!!?😂
Hey wally I'm not a JW, never have been, but I absolutely love your channel, exjw panda, Owen Morgan, etc. All these JW channels are great, and I appreciate the work and editing you put into these things, I know it's important to lots of people to see this really heavy dogma get deconstructed in a way that feels lighthearted, fun, and really just shows that the governing body is just a group of crotchety old men living in a compound in New York, and not a direct channel to jehovah. Again, keep up the good work, and your editing just keeps getting better, thank you!❤
Stoking the fear yet again. 😩
All fear and no beer
I think I would need a few beers to get through that.
I’m loving that crazy intro 🤣
You're so entertaining Wally, I just want to hug you 😂 . The way she said that sounds so creepy, like she never gets any hugs! And that opening about the demons is crazy spooky, you should have it for the Halloween time! 😁
*you get the hugs* cracked me up lol😂
Oh holy tater tots, batman!!!!! That intro was flucking FIREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Wally😊😊
You are truly in the flow state with these convention vids!
you are fun!!! from far east Japan!
Awesome intro Wally! 👍Your hard work is appreciated. ❤
Omfg Wally! 🤣😅🤣 funny they talk about harmful gossip where they strive for gossip. That's all they do! Great video!
This song sounds like “mad world” 🤨
I'll have to listen to it again!
They definitely ripped it off.😮
I came here to say this.
I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad…🤣
Gary Jules version for sure.
Some parts sound like lady gaga and Bradley coopers “shallow” seems to be a mix mash of all sorts
This looks like a totally different religion that what I was raised on. I was at the Supermarket the other day and ran across a elder who I saw walk right past me noticing I had a beard. Then walks up to me and tells me he had to remind himself we can wear beards now.😂😮 I gave him the reverse Uno Card and told him I cant talk to him. He said your not disfellowshiped. I said "no you dont have a beard."
I love it! Best intro you've had!
Goth Wally giving us life with that James Earl Jones vocal fry 😂🖤 leggoooo!
I cried, i was laughing so hard at the intro
That bullshit underban fantasy stressed my poor wife which in turn stressed me, will I be a leader or will I be clever to outwit the evil authorities 😅😅😅
😂😂 what would JW do without drama?
Love your channel. Keep up the good work.
I was born into JW, thrown out 1986, I was 16 years old because I stopped being a help pioneer and started an education. The best decision in my life. I'M FREE. Greetings from Denmark 🇩🇰
Best exjw opening skit ever
That intro was 🔥🔥🔥
Excuse me. I’m sorry to comment too much, but just this last time: when I was a JW, we were taught to go door-to-door and begin the ALL conversations about what the people knew about: the crappy news in the 70’s, so we could gear it toward ARMAGEDDON in 1975...THEN jump in with “WANNA LIVE FOREVER?” So BS! They’re recycling the same BS over and over and thinking it’s all new! Ok. That’s all. Thank you. ❤
Recycling? That's a good word to describe it.
@@bmoshareholderappleshareho855 sorry.
I grew up in that silly 1975 era too, I remember it well, especially on New Years Eve 1976 hahaha😂
@@pattieavenmarg3263 Exactly! And that image of the old Father Time used to remind us of a really pissed-off Jehovah!
and my little girl said, after seeing the Father Time old man, when they showed a baby: “Look! I think it’s Jesus!” LOL! She wasn’t sure, because Jesus and Xmas were not something we talked about! It was pretty funny.
“Ya get the HUGS!!!!” Ha! Oh holy cow! That lady with the hoarse voice and Karen hair with the poor husband standing there silent! Woooo! Can she become the new icon for anything WT???
We were the ones who walked in late after the music prelude, we would have stumbled you, Wally, with our bad time management skills🤣🤣❤
That tune sounds an awful lot like mad world by tears for fears!
The music video is basically the same chord progression as "Mad World".
Was just thinking the same thing lol
Thank you Wally for doing all this. Watching and analyzing the convention videos is tough work. The org would never allow any outside 3rd party religiously unbiased institution to review any of their material just to be criticized or be told wrong. Thanks for doing this at your own time and at your own expense. Let me tell you, your videos are worth watching. I hope others in the org can see this and wake up from their cult indoctrination. There's a ton of flaws and falsehood in there. The org has successfully put filters on people's minds to accept what's theirs and reject what isn't. I only see this after watching a couple of your videos. I hope people in the org who are watching your videos can realize this too.
Love the intro 😊I hope to see the Demise of WT organization go down in my lifetime 👍🏼😊👍🏼
Great intro!
You are amazing
This song is literally the "all around I see familiar faces...no tomorrow, no tomorrow...it's sad world" just slightly changed the way Vanilla Ice said he didn't copy Queens "Under Pressure". 😑
I thought that too . That’s sounds like Mad World
Yea, really basic chord progression. Not dissing Mad World, but this JW song is so lame
Is anyone else REALLY put off by the sand brown background the JW film some of their messaging in front of?
It gives me strong cult run out of a basement vibes!
Jesus, who was a stranger to some:
Don't listen to strangers! Listen to me, a stranger!
Love the chaotic intrusive thoughts cameo :D
Hi, I love your videos. I was born and raised in JW, I am 32 now and I spent most of my life in addiction. I started studying again around Covid because I was being told by people that it was the end of the world, etc., long story short I stopped studying like a couple years ago because I was being told that I had to leave my partner who was the father of my two boys. And I just came to realize how brainwashing and how toxic JW‘s are, I am so glad I stepped away from that now and, watching your videos and other videos of people who have experienced the same thing, is very therapeutic for me and it’s helping me heal from the trauma that I have experienced. Thank you for making these videos. I really look forward to watching them ❤
This is one of the most dangerous videos I've seen yet for children to be exposed to.
It's a visual version of the auditory version I grew up with in the 70's. I was traumatised and terrified of persecution. It never left me.
This so so much worse because kids will see it. Even ones too young to understand what the words are saying will be traumatised by this.
Someone needs to come in and make the age certificate their videos.
When Jesus returns he'll probably get disfellowshipped for not following Watch Tower's doctrine!
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Best comment 👍🏼
Jesus will return together with santa claus
Ja, just think if he returned a year ago, they would DF him because of his beard! And now there are at least 2 father christmasses on/in the GB ....and counting. Daddy explain is next with his egghead
Man, when I played “Great Tribulation: the video game”, I got through like a dozen quests before I realized that detective mode was an option!
You're doing good work on this channel.
Like number 800 checking in - does that mean I'm a Terminator...?
Wow! Just like us in the world: JESUS lights up MY way and I am allowed to not go to a church of any kind and seek Spirituality on my own and I get to walk on my path on my Journey! I can think and ponder and change and grow, and I can LOVE and be INVOLVED with the planet earth and I see paradise HERE and wow! I don’t sneak around and I get to love people! Now, does that mean I’m a JW? Noooo. It means I’m an adult and responsible. I have NEVER been stopped by a cop for my faith or whether or not I’m an agnostic or not. I’m not in North Korea nor am I Catholic in the 50’s who was scared of the Russians. Jesus Christ, I’m free at last from the madness of religion.
Stop with child dying due to blood transfusion belief. Under the law this is NOT allowed.
? What law?
These songs drive me crazy! 😂
That was a pretty good Patrick Warburton impression.
It also amaze me that all phone connections still work
dam you're good Wally!!😂😂
My mother, now dead, believed that she could distinguish whether men were jws if by their facial hair.
LOL. Oops.
Thanks !
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Én is keveset értek meg, de a lényeget igen😊
Öt éve elkülönültem és szenvedést okoz hogy férjem még benne van
A három gyermekem elhagyta ,ebben nevelkedtek, felébresztettem őket😊
Údvözletem Magyarországról ! ❤
Férjem felvigyázó volt nehéz volt vele élni, most sem könnyű
I am so glad that i do not have to go through what you guys are going through. I am just so surprised that people still believe in the watchtower organization after the failure of the 1914 generation . Keep up the good work and hope some jehovah's witnesses are listening to you
Lol! Your cop impression sounds like Joe from family guy😂😂😂
I got bamboozled into going to a jw gathering this weekend. The women were alllllll over me. They said, "You're next." Haha! I faked having to use the restroom and got the hell out of there!
@@jrojala for being blinded from logic?
@jrojala they were saying, "You're next" into starting a study/becoming a jw.
@@miuki2721😂 basically
Phewf! You saved yourself. Good call 😁
👋🏼Thanks, thanks, thanks Wally!!!👍🏼❤
Even the example the speaker used about Jesus and gossip is incorrect. Jesus used logic to disprove the accusation. Jehovah’s Witnesses cannot handle logic. Loved the intro by the way!😂🔥
The hugs!!!!!!!!!!
I'm dying🤣🤣🤣
Those songs, Wally! And those lonnggg sad scared faces of the young! Holy cow! I can’t even hardly relate to that JW depression mode anymore. Nothings really changed. They did all that in the 70’s. It’s just that they discovered videos and tech now. The “wicked system of THINGS”! Their next movie might be called: “THINGS”!
Put through their paces - car ride, bike ride, bus ride in the countryside oh the pressure 😅.
I miss Prince, He made real music !
I think they keep having the rumor talk over and over again is because they absolutely need members to have implicit trust in their elders and the org. That you remain incredibly emotionally vulnerable to them so you can be controlled. If they let them handle bad rumors like normal adults they might actually ask questions and be skeptical of everything being hoisted on them.