Do Jehovah's Witnesses Have The Best Life Ever?

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  • @lmb1962
    @lmb1962 8 дней назад +137

    When I was seriously considering becoming a JW, I had gone from being a happy person with a great sense of humor who loved to make people laugh to the most depressed and miserable person to be around; and every time I made a mistake or sinned against Jehovah, I would beat myself up over it. The day that I met an ex-JW who opened my eyes and steered me away from this cult had to be the happiest day of my life. I was finally able to be myself again, laugh and most of all, I had my freedom. Thank you, Jesus!

    • @vusimngomezulu2500
      @vusimngomezulu2500 8 дней назад

      Which church are true according to the Bible in this world? Because many churches are not true according to this scriptures, Matthew 7:21-23,Roman's 10;1-3,2Corintians 11:12-15,2thimoty 4:3-4,2Peter 2:1-3,1John 4:1.

    • @lovehatetragedy823
      @lovehatetragedy823 8 дней назад +5

      I'm glad you are free and happy now. Every human deserves that 🫶🏾.

    • @vusimngomezulu2500
      @vusimngomezulu2500 8 дней назад

      @@lovehatetragedy823 Your ignore my simple question 😭

    • @marwatson7408
      @marwatson7408 8 дней назад +7

      Absolutely that exactly what I went through while being a witness and once I walked out the door for the last time that 🥰😀😃was the happiest day of my life.

    • @marwatson7408
      @marwatson7408 8 дней назад +3

      ⁠@@vusimngomezulu2500Hi babe missed ya 😀🥰

  • @eugenelayton5231
    @eugenelayton5231 8 дней назад +124

    They aren't preaching any good news to anybody. They're on a membership drive.

    • @hadaku
      @hadaku 8 дней назад +16

      You are SO correct! With so many leaving the cult fewer literature is being pummeled to the public and it hurts their bottom line. They need new recruits!

    • @ADM.II.
      @ADM.II. 8 дней назад +5

      💯

    • @latishabennett702
      @latishabennett702 8 дней назад +8

      I agree 💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 recruiting campaign basically

    • @onesunnyday5699
      @onesunnyday5699 8 дней назад +4

      They've been coming around lately. New people from the congregation I faded from & some familiar faces. No scriptures, no literature, no computer videos.
      It was startling to see the casual clothes, no suits & ties, beards & women in slacks.

    • @deepfriedbrains__437
      @deepfriedbrains__437 8 дней назад +4

      Jehovah is growing concerned when analyzing the newest figures; even though he knew exactly what was going to happen 🙃

  • @brianmclendon1647
    @brianmclendon1647 8 дней назад +70

    The angels can get you through a small mud puddle, but they can’t help you when you actually need it, this crap is just insulting.

  • @al6347
    @al6347 8 дней назад +49

    First day out in service after I got baptized. A sister approached me and said, 1:05 dad's an elder and if you do something wrong he'll disfellowship you" how loving.
    I spent 14 years alone in the truth. I would hear about gatherings and outings. Example I was talking to a brother and a sister interrupted us and invited him to a gathering then looked at me and walked away.
    If paradise is going to be with people like that, no thank you.

    • @Cylon333
      @Cylon333 8 дней назад +2

      Happened to many times to me too 😅

    • @JamesHill-lj2dy
      @JamesHill-lj2dy 8 дней назад +4

      You may have spent 14 years with The Watchtower, but you WERE NOT "in the Truth". Break that habit! It IS NOT "The Truth"!

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +3

      Wow. That’s quite a story. Thank you. I lost my husband and bro. The sisters never cared for me. The first time I went out in Service, an older JW lady came running up to me with a tape-measure and said my skirt was not quite long enough. The stories go on and on. Thank you for sharing yours.

    • @MilagrosPhotography
      @MilagrosPhotography 2 дня назад +2

      That is/was the story of my mother''s life...She still in it. "I made my vote to Jehovah, not humans!" , even her own blood brother (who got her into this cult). So much potential down the drain. This is a very sad.

  • @cynthiawalker4896
    @cynthiawalker4896 8 дней назад +70

    The Steven Let impersonation had me dying 😭💀 spot on

    • @rebuildingrebelyn
      @rebuildingrebelyn 8 дней назад

      He needs more sloppy moist to really nail it😂

  • @zanniesmom
    @zanniesmom 8 дней назад +30

    What I learned at the convention today: Go to food banks and volunteer and I will meet really good people who don't need JWs in their lives at all.

    • @GaryNac
      @GaryNac 7 дней назад +3

      And not only do many of them not need JWs in their lives, but they will also actively avoid them like the plague.(because they're just annoying)

    • @johnstoutenburg7163
      @johnstoutenburg7163 6 дней назад

      The people in all charities need the water of life Jesus provides

  • @Summonsloth
    @Summonsloth 8 дней назад +52

    It’s wild to me that the couple’s life got worse than it was at the start and they kept the script all the way through without thinking, “maybe we should make their pre-jw life look bad”

    • @LittleRedPhoenix
      @LittleRedPhoenix 8 дней назад +11

      Agreed ... Like.... Pre JW they were always happy and doing fun, interesting stuff. Then they joined and spend all their time being miserable because nobody wants to talk to them about Jehovah when they randomly show up on the door step... Sounds super fun! Sign me up!

    • @MilagrosPhotography
      @MilagrosPhotography 2 дня назад

      @@LittleRedPhoenix And they don't seem to realize how much worse their lives became. This cult fries peoples brains. Completely insane!
      Happy 4th All!
      🎆🎆🎆🎆

  • @danettelewis8002
    @danettelewis8002 8 дней назад +67

    WOW. They were helping their community and being their best creative selves. Then they withdraw from helping their community. JWs are so twisted.

    • @Emmanuel_Ramirez717
      @Emmanuel_Ramirez717 8 дней назад +4

      For real

    • @Kristilu88
      @Kristilu88 8 дней назад

      That would be too much hanging out with non witnesses

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +3

      Yes. That was an example of a good, normal couple functioning well and then being taken OUT of their non-judgemental volunteer work to join an elite society of better-than-thous. Just think of it: at this very moment, JWs are condemning hardworking, happy families and are more than eager to change your lives or condemn you. 😮

  • @lawrencestoll6287
    @lawrencestoll6287 8 дней назад +44

    If they know that this is the best life ever, they shouldn't get a hard time getting others to join them to enjoy it.

    • @TallKulWmn1
      @TallKulWmn1 8 дней назад +15

      We shouldn’t have had to be reminded of it constantly either! Rinse & Repeat ‘We are the happiest…’

  • @kevinwarren1576
    @kevinwarren1576 8 дней назад +39

    Wally has a great sense of humor !!! The best Life ever ? 😂😆😝😆😁 hmmm, perhaps the craziest , worst, most detrimental life ever!!!

  • @louk6196
    @louk6196 8 дней назад +56

    My cousin and sister are JWs. They tell me they love going out witnessing and are soooo happy. I think this is a new directive from the GB. “You WILL be happy . . . “

    • @robertgrey6101
      @robertgrey6101 8 дней назад +6

      @louk
      Ya vill be happy!! Ja !!

    • @fuzzyh1ghland3r28
      @fuzzyh1ghland3r28 8 дней назад +5

      How do they know they are the happiest ever if all they ever have been are Jehovah’s Witnesses ? They haven’t experienced anything else .

    • @benxcell
      @benxcell 8 дней назад +6

      @@fuzzyh1ghland3r28 because they’re told they’re the happiest and they just go with it

    • @veeewap
      @veeewap 8 дней назад +1

      @@benxcell let’s just hope they are happy

    • @fuzzyh1ghland3r28
      @fuzzyh1ghland3r28 8 дней назад +4

      @@veeewap they equate happiness with serving the org on their own dime , and taking a vow of poverty never advancing finically , educationally or personally . Their life for the org

  • @debbie811
    @debbie811 8 дней назад +19

    I was my most miserable for the decades as a JW . I was lonely and hated myself . I always felt that I wasn’t good enough

    • @victoriabodien8435
      @victoriabodien8435 8 дней назад +6

      I was born into it. And I was in the same boat as you felt miserable and not good enough. Happy I'm out now. I'm happier now that I'm out than I was in the organization.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +2

      I wasn’t born in, but got in and lasted for as long as it took to disagree with an Elder and get ds’fd and shunned. That was enough to make me feel I had gone through a lifetime. I began all over again back in the world, struggle like people do, but I was happy in that I was grounded in reality and I kept climbing up after they tried to destroy me. And they almost did. I know now what joy is because I once felt so WT miserable and trapped.

  • @jwtruth
    @jwtruth 9 дней назад +84

    I was in for 48 years, an elder for 12 and i hated informal witnessing. I guess i should have prayed more.😂

    • @RyanC232
      @RyanC232 8 дней назад +6

      I would rather informal than knock on a door any day

    • @vusimngomezulu2500
      @vusimngomezulu2500 8 дней назад +3

      Which church are true according to the Bible in this world? Because many churches are not true according to this scriptures, Matthew 7:21-23,Roman's 10;1-3,2Corintians 11:12-15,2thimoty 4:3-4,2Peter 2:1-3,1John 4:1.

    • @joeely6817
      @joeely6817 8 дней назад +6

      Surprising that any religious book would have parts saying where others are wrong and that one is right.

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 8 дней назад +12

      Damn, congrats for being able to leave the cult
      Respect

    • @TallKulWmn1
      @TallKulWmn1 8 дней назад +12

      @@vusimngomezulu2500 More to the point, which one has claimed themselves to be prophets only to be proven false?

  • @BoskiBear6969
    @BoskiBear6969 8 дней назад +12

    OMG😂 that was so bad. I can't believe I was a part of this crap. I'm so traumatized by it😢

  • @joeely6817
    @joeely6817 8 дней назад +28

    You deserve so many more subscribers. Your entertainment value is through the roof.
    🙌 Woop woop.

  • @rebeccacisco9420
    @rebeccacisco9420 8 дней назад +16

    I hope many people watch this because it is so accurate. The couple was happy and know they gave up all that to be a miserable JW wasting their lives. Even the actors are accurate. They went from laughing and doing good for others and feeding the needy to doing nothing worth while and looking miserable and unhappy. If I had never been a JW and I saw this video, I would get out of there as fast as possible. They are doing a great job of making me glad that I escaped. They really should stop telling people that they are encouraging them, because if they said we are going to discourage you as much as possible, it would be more truthful.

  • @veeewap
    @veeewap 8 дней назад +19

    My neighbor grew up a witness and she recalls her mom having severe depression .. what’s crazy is her not putting 2 and 2 together

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +2

      These people have excruciating inner battles. Satan and demons vs Jehovah. It becomes a very serious private mental breakdown. I have seen it. But by then, family is in, their whole social network is from WT. if they leave, they lose everyone. It’s a real hell.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

      And churches don’t minister to the broken-hearted. Other than our exJW podcasts, where are the therapists specializing? Where are the Authorities to learn and investigate this group and help at least, the children? Where is the support for the scammed elderly or the patients in hospitals being visited by WT HLC to remind them to sign over assets and not take blood? We all have a healthy, fun time making our comments, but who DO these JWs go to when they’re out?

  • @Paypaylove729
    @Paypaylove729 10 дней назад +38

    I cant believe this is real 😂 how can current jws take this shit seriously... i have been away from the cult for 10 years and i can't imagine this ever being okay back when i was in it... they have really devolved into something i dont even recognize sometimes. It just makes me so much sadder and madder and more devastated about my entire family still taking this all so seriously 😮😢💔 how did i end up being the only one with a brain that works??

    •  8 дней назад +10

      @@RAFITAESTRADITA what?

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      @@RAFITAESTRADITAI’ll tell you: think your own thoughts. Come up with your own solutions. Get a Higher Education. Honor your Veterans. Develop self-discipline. Take Martial Arts and learn self-control. Tame your mind. Get up at dawn. Meditate. Exercise. Salute the sun. Work hard. Keep clean. Clean your dwelling, no matter where you abide. Lay off the junk food. Take care of your health. Praise God. Love and protect and nourish and nurture your family. Confess when you are wrong. Strive to be better. Accept who you are. Encourage young people. Love animals and plants and make your Home a Cathedral of Hospitality and Loving Kindness. Memorize and live by the Desiderata and the Fruit of the Spirit. Help your community. Be ready for peace and sleep at an honorable hour. Start all over again. Life is filled with Beginnings.

    • @Queenolgi1
      @Queenolgi1 8 дней назад +1

      @@RAFITAESTRADITAI suggest true love, true relationships and personal growth

    • @quintenpostma3359
      @quintenpostma3359 5 дней назад +1

      I was thinking the excact same thing. 😂

  • @bronxrep2000
    @bronxrep2000 8 дней назад +7

    My mom is a real diehard jw. She is constantly waiting for the end to come tomorrow. Hustling to meetings, assemblies back in the days book studies sometimes in her home. As a result never had time to think about herself well being economically or health wise. Always got by with bare minimum to please jehovah. Now she is bombarded with radical cells looks old and wrinkly, loss sight in one eye cataracts her gums are shot etc... For her age 69 looks more like 85. Dont worry jehovah is comming soon and will make her anew young again just have to keep up with what the org says. Me seeing that took a different path, went to gym, stayed away from sugar, went bike riding took supplements everyday, became hvac engineer with good salary etc.. Im on aged garlic suppl and up it up with Coq10 because as we age our q10 vanishes and get sick as hell. Hope i stay better healthy and look better than my mom at 69. She does not know but i now she will die and never see armageddon not even her great grandaughter she never visits will see the end.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +2

      What a story! Wow! If it matters at all, just want to say “I understand”. My JW bro IS old now, totally “in”, can’t speak with me because I became labeled by them as “apostate” for arguing doctrine, turned in by JW husband and lost both bro and husband for it. I now, however, also have discovered Life and the beauty of fitness, health, praising God my own way, and loving every day. Freedom! Just want to mention: don’t forget to take Vitamin D for your immune system. It was very beneficial during the COVID crisis. There’s also a book I am now reading, if you’re interested (no, I’m not a book salesman, but my kids got it for my BIRTHDAY-Yes--BIRTHDAY). It is called: “Rise of the Fourth Reich ( Confronting COVID with a New Nuremberg Trial, So This Never Happens Again) by Steve Deace and Daniel Horowitz. It is testimony from doctors-anyway, it encourages Vitamin D which I have taken for a very long time. Sounds like you take good care of yourself. Bravo! As for my JW brother, I cannot speak with him, WT blew our family apart years ago, but I now accept that at his age, he has made a choice. I attempt to respect that, but his JW wife had died so even if he wanted to leave, he can’t. Because they say if he leaves, he’ll never see his beloved wife in the Resurrection because he will be destroyed. So how can he leave? It’s a cruel and unusual genocidal cult. I’m very sorry about your Mom. I totally get it. Glad I’m out.

    • @bronxrep2000
      @bronxrep2000 7 дней назад

      @@christinesotelo7655 I got ya were all in the same boat when in comes jw relatives. Vitamin D3 a must. Take care of yourself first you are important as wellbeing. Give give give to watchtower and you never get anything back.

  • @JanelleGonzalez-cm6br
    @JanelleGonzalez-cm6br 8 дней назад +27

    Just like they call the lie, " the truth." They label depression as the best life ever.

  • @c.t8958
    @c.t8958 8 дней назад +5

    The GB is ordering us to be happy!

  • @peterevans884
    @peterevans884 8 дней назад +25

    Why do they mainly show the JWs at the cart looking young and happy ? Where I live its usually a couple of middle aged ladies looking bored

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      Exactly! Or they’re young with a little child who has to stand like a pet on a leash all day. They remind me of scammers who hold cardboard signs up saying they’re starving, with a little child having to stand with them while they run their scam. It’s sorrowful. Only the JWs don’t want a dollar or a Happy Meal, they want your soul and your happy life! 😢

  • @LucasElliot
    @LucasElliot 8 дней назад +11

    Just discovered your channel. Really interesting stuff. I was raised JW by my Mum until around 12 or 13. My dad isn't a witness so it's always been a weird atmosphere in my household growing up. I'm 27 now and my mum is seriously heavily indoctrinated. My dad and I are sad because we know she's basically never leaving now. She'd have nothing if she left. No purpose or friends... its sad really. We soldier on though.

    • @fuzzyh1ghland3r28
      @fuzzyh1ghland3r28 8 дней назад +2

      Continue to wake up and do more research on the org .

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      That’s the key, I think: PURPOSE. People really believe they have a real Purpose in life, by getting into WT. Like my older brother who’s been a JW now for most of his life, I’m afraid for him if he ever got out now because it’s all he’s ever really heart and soul believed in. And he’s old now. His JW wife died and now they say if he leaves, his wife will be resurrected but will miss HIM because he’ll get destroyed! So how can he possibly leave? I know it’s very sad. Hold on.

  • @debraalexander9535
    @debraalexander9535 8 дней назад +16

    Hey Wally. Your impersonation of Mr Lett was hilarious, but the one of the cultist woman had me too. Personally, I think I could learn more helpful information from a cat than these videos by the Watchtower.

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 10 дней назад +15

    Hurray for us members! 💪👊

  • @theconqueringram5295
    @theconqueringram5295 8 дней назад +6

    My dad knew a guy who was entering the JW. He quickly realized his mistake and left.

  • @calanm7880
    @calanm7880 8 дней назад +12

    I’m pretty sure Rutherford got the whole door-to-door shtick from vacuum cleaner & encyclopaedia salesmen. Bible Students had a role of colporteurs selling literature, but Rutherford really cracked the business whip into hard sales pitches

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

      Dale Carnegie was real popular in those days: “How To Win Friends and Influence People” I think it was called. Years before my husband became a JW, he was into all the Dale Carnegie Sales Seminars and books. Right up his...alley. 😮

    • @calanm7880
      @calanm7880 7 дней назад +1

      @@christinesotelo7655 thank you for that insightful comment, it’s really helpful. As a fundamentalist Christian I was greatly disturbed by what I witnessed: the transactional nature of almost everything - in complete opposition to the “Good Samaritan” example. Then much later after huge turmoil from these dynamics, realising & seeing in retrospect the petty power plays and nepotism that was going on in plain sight, but which I denied was possible because I thought we all had the same Holy Spirit.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 7 дней назад +1

      @@calanm7880 I understand. Me too, especially the inner battles I fought because I thought too that we all had the “same Holy Spirit”! I understand exactly.

  • @Slackbot
    @Slackbot 8 дней назад +13

    I got almost as big a laugh out of your Stephen Lett impression as you got out of the mud puddle action sequence. The only thing missing was the Lett eye-pop. Great stuff!

  • @thumbstruck
    @thumbstruck 8 дней назад +4

    Back in the '80s some guys I know went to serve in unassigned territory back in S.Dakota. The most common objection at the door was, 'Ya, you guys were just here last year..."

  • @aloramermaidful
    @aloramermaidful 10 дней назад +18

    Those must be comfortable shoes...😂

    • @stevenhuntley8706
      @stevenhuntley8706 10 дней назад +4

      Your comment made me look at her shoes right as she looked like she had the WORST shoes 😂😂

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

      Today I was sitting outdoors for morning coffee and a lady walked sternly toward the coffee shop, wearing proper-length skirt, mismatching jacket and flat shoes, her grey hair pinned up in proper bun...sure enough, book in hand...can’t prove it but my gut told me: “JW”. It triggered me.

  • @simona_ab
    @simona_ab 8 дней назад +14

    6:27 I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Digitally_Imagined
    @Digitally_Imagined 8 дней назад +6

    Steven lett impression was so good 😂

  • @kristinataylor498
    @kristinataylor498 8 дней назад +9

    I LOVEEEEEE THAT SHIRT AND THE COLOR

  • @whatname93
    @whatname93 8 дней назад +5

    I'd like to live multiple alternate lives first, before I decide if this is the best life.

  • @malteserfalcon
    @malteserfalcon 8 дней назад +9

    Happy shiny people starring in an endless treadmil of disappointment and banality.

  • @slimfadey2973
    @slimfadey2973 8 дней назад +8

    When my Mom and Dad used to talk about the fun times that they had when they were young, it was always times they had before they were witnesses. After you get sucked into that religion, what's to talk about? All you do is jump through hoops for the organization.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      Yes. You can’t talk about the young, happy days in the world, of falling in love or going to the beach in your cute bathing suit, or playing strenuous competitive sports, or eagerly looking forward to your College Graduation Day or a dance marathon or or or

  • @ImMakurAHH
    @ImMakurAHH 8 дней назад +15

    Heres the answer in an nutshell:
    No,because u only learn to obey all the time and sacrifice your life for an fake promise.
    Edit:
    Also,dint i saw this video as an memebers only video before being public for all of us?? 😅😅

  • @countryboy92
    @countryboy92 8 дней назад +4

    I used to volunteer for the ymca in the uk and I lived threa aswell and they tryd to stop me from doing it I'm so glad I'm not in the cult.

    • @GaryNac
      @GaryNac 7 дней назад

      Because if we've learned anything from the band The village people the LBGTQ community have definitely got quite the infamous history of congregating and hanging out at the YMCA.(and we know full well how the watch tower society feel about the whole LBGTQ thing.)

  • @LinaGenX
    @LinaGenX 7 дней назад +3

    My grandfather loved discussions, he loved nothing better than when JW came knocking. He would argue with them for hours, basically keeping them from leaving 😂

  • @xjwfurious
    @xjwfurious 8 дней назад +15

    😆
    I pioneered for a whole year and didn't bring a single person into the org. I placed loads of magazines and had conversations with countless people at their homes and on the street.
    Anyway, it was never an effective way to make converts. But what is effective? Not carts either.

    • @Alanhock75
      @Alanhock75 8 дней назад +8

      I’m thankful I never brought any one into this doomsday cult I worked for free for five years

    • @latishabennett702
      @latishabennett702 8 дней назад +3

      No worries, I'm a born in I started pioneering at the age of 19 to 40 had studies by never baptized, looking back now I thank the Creator I didn't 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️ I always felt God and religion was too personal anyway and shouldn't require someone trying to convince you to join a certain faith!!!

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +2

      I hooked my best friend as a Bible Study. She ended up falling in love with my husband! Then there was the elderly couple who loved me because they felt sorry for me because I was shy. They’d stuff me full of donuts and hot chocolate. After I was ds’fd and my husband left with the best friend, I went to the elderly couple and apologized for the “Not the Truth afterall”. They laughed and they cried with me and said they always knew, but they loved ME. That was about all for me. I was as bad at giving Bible Studies as I was going door-to-door! 😢😮

    • @johnstoutenburg7163
      @johnstoutenburg7163 6 дней назад

      So sorry for all of you! But listen now to this…..! Go back to the BIBLE and start with Johns Gospel and continue to follow Jesus instructions. He is the way to the Father and his teaching means eternal life.
      Do not quit God and Jesus. Pray for Holy Spirit to save you from the darkness of this evil world, which actually WT got into itself years ago. Satan took it over a century ago but zi know God exists and I was born of the Spirit as a Witness but left after 2 years of trying to help others see the true shepherds teaching is the only way. John 10

  • @YH_TheTruth_WH
    @YH_TheTruth_WH 8 дней назад +9

    SPARLOCK!!!

  • @TheSollyolly
    @TheSollyolly 6 дней назад +1

    Wally, your steven lett impersonation is the best 😂😅

  • @keithcampbell720
    @keithcampbell720 8 дней назад +12

    Wally you're a nut for having the Forrest Gump bench seat 🥴💀

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      Well, life is LIKE a box of chocolates. You never know WHAT you’re gonna get.

    • @Queenolgi1
      @Queenolgi1 8 дней назад

      @@christinesotelo7655Why? Just read the description! It is not that hard! Forrest Gump is the dumbest

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      @@Queenolgi1 Back in the “old days”, the candy companies did not put the descriptions on the box lids as they do now

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      Forrest Gump may have been “dumb” or “dumbest”, but he said: “I may be stupid, Jenny, but I KNOW what love is!”

  • @user-fu3cu8ti8q
    @user-fu3cu8ti8q 8 дней назад +2

    When I was a university Student, I made the mistake of inviting and studying the bible with Jehovah witnesses. We went through two booklets, and by the end of the second booklet they had started to bring out baptism quite often and what I would have to leave behind to serve Jehovah. At somepoint they brought up things like reading books that portrays magic in a positive light, videogames etc... Now, I'm big fan of fantasy, I read and write them, and I also love narrative based videogames. When I heard that I was gonna leave my hobbies behind, I said time to make a swift exit. Jehovah ain't worth all of that. I ended up ghosting them when I asked them to give me sometimes to study for my exams. They probably didn't like it when I said that but they didn't try to stop me. Never bothered to text them or answer their texts and phone call. Best decision of my life.

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature 8 дней назад +1

      Me too I love science, sci fi and fantasy and I have a big library of books . They’d be pissed at me just for the science as I accept modern science facts like common descent ancestry

    • @user-fu3cu8ti8q
      @user-fu3cu8ti8q 7 дней назад

      @@dancingnature That's great! Keep enjoying your hobbies. You shouldn't give it up for anyone, especially for a group of people who seem to not know how to have fun.

  • @TheSollyolly
    @TheSollyolly 6 дней назад +1

    The music sounds like "can you feel the love tonight"

  • @mercedesbenavidez2391
    @mercedesbenavidez2391 8 дней назад +3

    Help, senior fluff is what I call my dog 😩🤣💀

  • @TallKulWmn1
    @TallKulWmn1 8 дней назад +6

    1:45 I had to put on closed captioning. I thought he admitted ‘the angels never showed up’ 😮🤣

  • @be4355be
    @be4355be 7 дней назад

    Your Lett impersonation made me smile real big.

  • @clairelouisek9000
    @clairelouisek9000 5 дней назад

    This has got to be one of my favourite Wally videos...crying with laughter 😂😂

  • @bernjobi
    @bernjobi 8 дней назад +2

    that stephen lett impression made me like the video

  • @tomjamison5934
    @tomjamison5934 8 дней назад +2

    Have a Great Weekend Wally. 🌟🤩⭐

  • @cultytalk
    @cultytalk 8 дней назад +3

    No time anymore for giving actual HELP to people in need! That's a waste of time. Now they spend all their time TALKING AT people, telling others how to NOT serve their communities too! Good job, Watchtower. You got 2 more people to be unproductive citizens who suck the neighborhood dry of real love & compassion. 😒

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

      True. YET, they will sure go on Welfare from the Government they won’t salute. They’ll sure take Subsidized Housing the Govt they hate provides. They sure will take Food Benefits and stand in lines at churches for free cheeses! Won’t honor a veteran though and believe the flag is just a “rag on a stick” but wow! They take Senior benefits and MedicAid!! Oh ho Ho!!!!

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

      Oh! And not to mention Disability payments though they CAN stand at a cart or walk door to door for WT.

  • @user-bi5op9bu9d
    @user-bi5op9bu9d 8 дней назад +3

    My friend who has been slowly pointing things out that has been very awful and proof that this cannot possibly have God‘s blessing is that her convention. And she’s already saying how beautiful the drama is, etc. People are so desperate to hang onto their illusions and I wish she would just wake up.

  • @zacharyvonroeder4583
    @zacharyvonroeder4583 8 дней назад +1

    Funny editing ( loved the Forrest Gump clip!) and excellent Rubber Face Lett impersonation!😅😅😅😅😅

  • @dansaikyo6664
    @dansaikyo6664 10 дней назад +6

    What are you drinking? It looks almost like Jamaica (hibiscus tea). The Lettpersonation made me literally LOL tho 😂

  • @hadaku
    @hadaku 8 дней назад +6

    Hey Wally, that angel hovering above as they drove through the mud, where was he (or she) in the midst of csa cases?? I guess those are not as serious as the possibility of your car getting stuck in the mud😅😂😊. It's more important to jehovah, anyway, that you have a clean auto to represent him out in service😂! Can't have mud all over your car and windshield. After all, you've gotta be able to see how to get to the next house to pummel that literature.

  • @notafrogyet6917
    @notafrogyet6917 8 дней назад +4

    See! Angels protect us from puddles. Its better than nothing!!

  • @LilithLiberated
    @LilithLiberated 6 дней назад

    Love how they have to baby step them through basic empathy

  • @gamingwithdawg6516
    @gamingwithdawg6516 8 дней назад +1

    dude your steven lett impersonation is perfect! 😂

  • @toddhayes3506
    @toddhayes3506 6 дней назад

    Great Job Wally thanks

  • @uvolio4737
    @uvolio4737 8 дней назад +7

    How sad to see people go from a good life into a cult and then have delusions about angels in heaven🫣🤣.
    How ridiculous and sad at the same time 😳😂🙄.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

      I really believe in God and Angels now that I’m out. When I was in, we were not allowed to talk about Angels or Jesus. In the 70’s. It’s changed a lot. But anyway, when I got labeled apostate and got ds’fd and shunned, I lost a lot. But I swear, Jesus became my Savior by being there for me. Without Him, I would’ve died. There was no Jesus or Angels in WT at that time. It’s all recent changes to gain more worldly or other church folks. It’s a scam.

    • @uvolio4737
      @uvolio4737 8 дней назад

      @@christinesotelo7655 I grew up in a JW family, but was never a JW myself. Of course I respect people who are spiritual, but I am agnostic myself. But by the Watchtower there is no spirituality, but seduction.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 7 дней назад +1

      @@uvolio4737 and the seduction is in thinking they really are your friends!

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 10 дней назад +6

    Lol Wally you crack me up
    Man these videos are so self-defeating, this stuff is unbelievable, who in their right mind would want to do any of this garbage and think their life is so much better than it was before... I can just see at least half of the witnesses watching this saying to themselves "great story but that's definitely not me". The ONLY time i ever felt compelled to preach to someone randomly was a dude at the bar whose two young kids died and i was almost like well Adam and Eve and Jesus and.... Nahhhh nvm
    12:00 wth is he sticking his head out the window to look at, the puddle? Puddles are fun and challenging?

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      Yep. I always felt like I had to “save” someone who was deeply grieving in their own way too. Interfering religious me who’d better get this one on the ship of salvation or I’ll be destroyed in a Jehovah heartbeat! JWs appeal to co-dependents and enablers. It’s like being in a domestically abusive relationship with...GOD! Love Him or he’ll kill ya! Yep, that was me too. 😢😮😂

  • @oxyzero0
    @oxyzero0 8 дней назад +1

    They Stole My Bench Idea!💪🎉🥳🤣😂❤

  • @Ebi.Adonkie
    @Ebi.Adonkie 7 дней назад +1

    Thst Stephen Lett impression though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joesmoe5690
    @joesmoe5690 5 дней назад

    Very good Lett impression!! 😆

  • @toddhayes3506
    @toddhayes3506 6 дней назад

    RIP Raymond Franz please read Crisis of Conscience Watchtower is DANGEROUS!

  • @Estee.Ar.6869
    @Estee.Ar.6869 8 дней назад +1

    XJW, Best Life Ever!

  • @TheCanadiangringa
    @TheCanadiangringa 8 дней назад +1

    OMG Steven Lett was too funny. Nailed it!!

  • @joannemcneil9533
    @joannemcneil9533 8 дней назад

    I remember going in service I hated it ! I have such a better life since I left this cult Wally I love your personnating the governing body you nailed it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and the puddle got me to 😂😂😂😂

  • @noahkling4018
    @noahkling4018 8 дней назад +4

    No they are miserable! They are martyrs for their own lives and they blame us for their sadness. My parents tell people that all the happiness in my life and everything I have done in my life is a lie since I stopped being a witness.

  • @bethany45101
    @bethany45101 8 дней назад +8

    This has definitely been a goofy silly good time 😂 these examples of peoples lives are so cringe lol if you don’t laugh you’ll cry remembering how you used to look forward to that shit 😂

  • @Zootsuit1
    @Zootsuit1 День назад

    That cracked me up

  • @beelee7862
    @beelee7862 7 дней назад +2

    New signs of a “worldly” person: sunglasses and/or small dog.

  • @rosiestitchell4119
    @rosiestitchell4119 8 дней назад +2

    Oh Wally! Enjoy a few days off you deserve it. I was laughing with you, what a bunch of ‘goobers’! 😊

  • @stevenlopez2731
    @stevenlopez2731 8 дней назад +2

    The slow talking, the polite tone, it’s all so culty! What husband and wife talk like that to each other all the time???

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

      They never kiss, never have sex (they wouldn’t show that but nothing but missionary style is allowed), they never chase each other around the house or dress up like Batman or Zorro even, no game-playing, no cuddling up to a movie, no arguments, no banging of pots n’ pans, no pets, no home projects anymore, no...nothing.

  • @culinista
    @culinista 8 дней назад +1

    I reactivated a social media account just to see how the JWs are doing. I noticed that they all looked like there’s a dark cloud hanging above them but they’re trying their best to look sunny. They are trying to convince themselves that they are living the best lives ever but their auras show that that’s not really the case. I also read some of their expressions. Most ladies are going through some sort of depression. I feel sad for them. 😢 There are lots of righteous blessings that they are deprived of. Like honing their skills to be useful to the community, having a happy marriage, and having children. They are all just stuck there waiting for Armageddon which is supposed to be just right around the corner and believing they won’t reach their 50’s in this system of things. They think they are sacrificing and slaving for Jehovah but they are only slaving for a man-made organisation. I noticed that the only ones who seem satisfied being there are those who earned a degree and pursued a career they love, and those who got married and have new babies without fearing Armageddon.

  • @emmasmith2136
    @emmasmith2136 8 дней назад +1

    The Lett impression makes me cackle every time 🤣

  • @bonniebrown5557
    @bonniebrown5557 8 дней назад +1

    I thought I was having eye problems when I saw the wings in the corner. Then I was waiting for a huge big reveal and they drove up a hill. What is wrong with these people?

  • @CanadianAnglican
    @CanadianAnglican 8 дней назад +1

    Lmao I love Wally’s laugh 😂😂😂

  • @christinesotelo7655
    @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад +1

    Before they became JWs, they just lived normally by the “Fruit of the Spirit”. Now, they’re selling WT conversations. Miserable, ever-hooking, waiting and watching for people’s misery and temporary problems. I remember all that too. If I was a JW now and saw that change in the happy couple, I’d quit. It’s like normal life to abnormal life. Horrible.

  • @TreCayUltimateLife
    @TreCayUltimateLife 8 дней назад +1

    (“Too”) smart… in your intro… luv ya Wally! Also I really appreciate the lighting in this episode and that shirt color is great :) have an awesome weekend!

  • @ciscokidfab7595
    @ciscokidfab7595 8 дней назад +1

    Said it before, 5:00 doG brought them together then doG was at the table with them. Good doG Jahova.

  • @Wtfbroward
    @Wtfbroward 8 дней назад +4

    Guber & goofball! Love it 😂😂😂

  • @migdaliafuentes1618
    @migdaliafuentes1618 7 дней назад

    Best life ever?
    Don’t think so!
    In JW world if something goes well- Jehovah is in their side
    If doesn’t go well, ah calamity comes over everyone!
    Oh and looking for opportunities: yes, look for vulnerable people!
    And I laughed with you 😂 let’s drive thru ohh a mud puddle- the rollercoaster!😂😂woo hoo!!
    Thanks Wally!!

  • @user-rj4xl5bl2s
    @user-rj4xl5bl2s 8 дней назад +1

    I remember some sisters viewed sisters who chose to have children as spiritually weak due to the imminent 1975.

  • @lucirodriguez2594
    @lucirodriguez2594 8 дней назад +2

    Aunque no entiendo casi nada, me gusta este canal 😅😅👍 me gustaría que tuviese subtitulos en español

  • @SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere
    @SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere 8 дней назад +2

    that dude looks like Jake from AltWorldly. Say it ain't so.

  • @leetrippii1830
    @leetrippii1830 8 дней назад +2

    So that angel didn't stop pedophiles but watching over them in rural territory.

  • @billjones261
    @billjones261 22 часа назад

    One should honestly reflect that the people who gain the most from this organization are the top GB controllers themselves. The GB men , they have their hands on millions of dollars $$$ which they personally live off, including complete medical and dental care, air flights to travel around the world, just to name a few perks. That in itself creates the will and purpose to continue on with this organization, without the organization and its held to finances $$$, most of these men would be in dire consequences.

  • @annakobuk3618
    @annakobuk3618 7 дней назад +1

    Maybe they misspelled: Best lies ever.

  • @leogolive
    @leogolive 8 дней назад +1

    5:58 Yo!!! Wally is crazy as hell🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnwwirtanen1283
    @johnwwirtanen1283 8 дней назад +2

    Bravo. All points are 100% on target.
    One book that helped me accept my being gay was "What the Bible Really Says About Homosexuality" by Damiel A Helminiak. It covered the same scriptural arguments, dismantling them.
    I struggled up to age 45 to "deaden myself." I never had any physical touching (hugs could trigger me). I never attempted any sexual activity with others of my sex. If my eyes drifted to another man, I'd quickly glance away and say a silent prayer asking for help. Needless to say, nighttime prayers always included an earnest appeal to relieve me of these desires. Always went in field service, always attended meetings, always prepared for them, etc.
    My only relief - for which I was essentially condemned - was masturbation, which was purely a physical act: I didn't think of men. It was an assexual act. "Knowing" it was still a sin, I tried with all my being to control that. I'd relapse once or twice a month - and immediately feel condemned.
    I made the mistake of finally confiding in the PO. I thought Jehovah may be withholding his spirit from the congregation due to my "sin." That made its way up to the CO. I was given an ultimatum: Either step down or be officially removed as an Elder. I was given the usual bullshit "cure" for masturbating: Get married. I couldn't do that to another Sister. Plus, I had the stress of taking care of my disabled mother and sister.
    Five years of inner turmoil continued until my breaking point. I was doing everything by the book and nothing was changing. I felt I
    I was a failure. I was either going to commit suicide or come out and leave the JWs - even though I otherwise fully believed in it.
    I decided I needed to leave. The religion should have made me want to live. Instead, it made me want to die. During the six months from my accepting and embracing my orientation to my formal Disassociation, I discovered how totally screwed up their teachings were. Both of the Raymond Franz books opened my eyes.
    I DAd knowing that even if I had been straight, I'd leave the religion.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

      Bravo! I read that book several years ago. Great book! Great you! I’m happy for you!

  • @keithcampbell720
    @keithcampbell720 8 дней назад +5

    I've watched these clips and I have laughed at every single turn of this propaganda 🤣😂

  • @mashayah1930
    @mashayah1930 8 дней назад

    🗡🤴🏾🛡Walley, this is my first time agreeing with you 100%. Great Job!!!!🗡🤴🏾🛡

  • @christinesotelo7655
    @christinesotelo7655 8 дней назад

    Can you imagine if they sunk into quicksand? Think they’d resurface as “Jaguar Paw” from Apocolyptico or whatever that Mel Gibson movie was?

  • @paulhyde1834
    @paulhyde1834 8 дней назад +1

    There WAS a time when the Witnesess actually studied the Bible! Don't forget thatbthe NWT only dates back to the 1970's (??). Before that they used the KJ version! We knew a couple of old sisters who were preaching in the 1920's.... They really were Pioneers!

  • @FIFACzar10
    @FIFACzar10 8 дней назад +1

    They always seem to target the emotionally distressed. I wonder why?! 😅

  • @thehannahregina
    @thehannahregina 8 дней назад +1

    Pretty sure that's the place I got baptized

  • @amysadork
    @amysadork 8 дней назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 thank you for your content
    Jws are so comical 😂

  • @juanmanuel7288
    @juanmanuel7288 8 дней назад +1

    I almost shit my pants laughing when I saw that angel coming out of nowhere after those witnesses passed that useless little puddle. Although at the same time it made a lot of sense to me because it represents the mental schema of many of the followers of that cult. The fear. Having irrational fear of everything. Most witnesses are a cheap copy of that character from Inside Out. No wonder they need to rely on something to calm down they fear even if it makes less sense than a frog riding a motorcycle