THIS MAN COULD SELL YOU ANYTHING | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2019
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People reacting to Jacksepticeye: This guy has so much energy.
Vince: Hold my nuts.
Oh god 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
This made me ACTUALLY laugh loudly so thank you ahhahahahah
Lmfao
This genuinely made me laugh thank you!
Vince: **exists**
Any food within a walking distance: **chuckles** I’m in danger
Jk funny
[Trashmouth] 500th like
*within slapping distance
Food and prostitutes within chopping range
BBBB BBBB BBBB FBI OPEN UP
I love how Jack genuinely looks scared of Vince
Well, anyone who knows his history is rightly scared.
@@skechyassmofo what did he do?
@@8l751 he hired a hooker, she bit the tip of his tounge off and he beat the shit out of her. He was later arrested.
@@8l751 beat the absolute shit out of a prostitute when she bit onto his tongue and wouldn’t let go. Don’t know why that would make him scary though. Unless you’re a stupid prostitute that bites peoples’ tongues and won’t let go, in which case you deserve to have some sense knocked into you.
He finally found a louder man
Even after 3 years, Sean freaking out when Vince starts speeding away with the Slap Chop advertisement still makes me laugh- XD
Same after 5 years
Atleast that’s what it says
the transition between "bingo" and "laugh" is soooo smooth
Ik you can't see the edit at all!
Even with 0.25x speed, its hella smooth
descriqtion yeah
Blaugh?
descriqtion IKR!
Okay but whY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SEAMLESS TRANSITION WHEN HE SLAPPED THE BOARD
Because he only masked the word bingo over there word laugh and removed it as he slapped the board. Not a transition but a simple asset removal
@@toxickrush still pretty cool thougg
The first time I watched this video I thought it was magic from the laughing man himself.
@@toxickrush dont ruin it buddy
I realized I became Captain Disillusion for a second there xD sorry
Jack: "You walk past the kitchen and you hear *slap* *slap* *slap* , what's he doing in there?" He's beating the meat...
THIS DESERVES MORE LIKEX.
@@DrYeet2704 Cheers!
He beats more than meat... 👀😬
2:09 his smile when they introduced EZ BUTTER melts my heart
-like butter
“Vince is out here ABUSING food”
...also hookers-
😶
This entire video I was like.. but wait until he finds out about--
Ya boi Wtf
guys jow has youtube not tooken this down
"You're Gonna Love My Nuts"
"The fabric in this bulletproof vest is so strong... it can stop a speeding bullet!"
WELL I FUCKIN HOPE SO-
Facts
Underrated
Bullets have speed limits? Does the vest pull them over?
@@johnbarr3267 the bullets slow down a bit when passing the vest.
“Yeah, I sure hope it does”
2 years ago Vince showed us the new best thing- the slap chop
But now we have the next best thing...
✨Ronnie✨
✨And his ultimate Irish prep bowl✨
We have a new God-
and yet we are still waiting for Jack to use the slap chop
@@chloehenry5039 HE'S TAKING FOREVER!!!!!
@@Hakuryuuishotaf we need to take a stand and rally the troops if 5,000 people can get a sonic moddle changed what can 28M of us can do
And grannies still got arthritis
@@thetwomind5912 RIP Granny...
Imagine you're in a restaurant and the server brings out the EZButter like it's the parmesan man from Olive Garden.
“Ah I fakin love bacon.”
Last thing a pig hears before it enters the slaughter room.
8:05 right???
Holy crap that's funny 😂😆
8:11
Oh gosh That's dark but AMAZING 🤣🤣
Vegans everyhere
1:00 that was the smoothest transition I have ever seen in my life
It absolutely is I kept rewinding it's so good
😂 it is!
I’m still befuddled on how he got that to be so smooth and whole.
I don’t understand!!
it was buttery
@@GmrGy611 I know his secret....
Sean: *in his kitchen slapping food with Slap chop*
Evelyn (not sure how to spell it!): there he goes again...abusing our food
I just want to say that I've watched all meme times, funniest home videos, and perfectly cut screams. Every time I'm having a shitty day I always watch them and it makes my day so much better! Thank you so much Jack/Sean!
Me: **drops butter**
House: **explodes**
Hate when that happens man.
@@watchthiscupid happens to the best of us
Sucks so much
Thanks Lafayette,
@@projectretro8243 no problem homie
"Look at my nuts,"
"With just one hand"
*"Even kids can do it!"*
Oh no
That's when you here FBI OPEN UP
Ah yes, congrats, 69 likes-
Luke Skywakers *H....hear....
Legitskitgit great idea 👍
*kids love my nuts*
Leaving the timestamp of the moment that made me laugh uncontrollably so I can get back to it
5:42
Same
Hello person im reminding you for this
11:26 Vince: you’re gonna love my nuts
Me: that’s way out of context 😂
0:53
Sean: BUH B-BUH
Sean's dad: honey! come quick! the baby's about to say his first words! can you say Daddy?
Sean: BUUUH
Seans' dad: that's it!
Sean: BUH B- *LAUGH*
* puts in box of disappointment *
Ha good one
Heh
*seán*
*D:*
The transition from “Bingo” to Laugh was TOO FUCKING SMOOTH!
Right!?
Yeah i agree
Yep
Bro you made me go back and watch it again
I wish Robin was my editor, but then again he would be bored as hell because I make shitty videos
Just felt the need to tell you that I the past month I've been watching at least 3 of your "laugh" videos a day and it has definitely helped turned my mood/difficult days around. So thank you for the laughs!
[12:53] "I legitimately want this product." The power of Vance, folks. He's gotten Shaun now
No one:
Not a single soul:
Jack: *sexualizes butter*
How does he do it? Marvellous
Yeah spread it on my muffins
People have done it before and it will be done again as r34 says "if it exists theres porn of it" whether you like it or not
Its 1am rn and i cant stop 😂 laughing
People have been doing it for a long time, trust me.
Sean's mom: *"Say mommy!"*
Sean: *"M-m-m-m..."*
*L A U G H*
Omg yes
it was bingo
..
Itz_Gacha_MEH UwU it was a joke
...
Hey ma!
That's my name
"It's alive! RICHARD"
I about pissed myself lmfaooo
Sean’s edits make the clips so much better
That transition between “Bingo” and “Laugh” was FLAWLESS! 0:58
IKR WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT
Between*
I said that aloud at 2 am
@Infinity Bros mhm
HOW??? IT'S SO SMOOTH!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Vince: *YoUr GoNnA LovE mY nUtS*
Vince no you can't do this to me man
Encrypted message I see YU GNA LE Y US
ENCRYPTED MESSAGE I SEE Y U GNA LEY US
Zarek Sunrhodes “you can do it with one finger,your whole hand even kids can do it”
0VER USED
18:38
Made me laugh so much with the realisation
11:00 I actually remember that commercial 🤣
Jack: don’t put butter on veggies
Also jack: wants to eat straight butter
Who doesn't 🙃
I drank butter one time. I hated it. I felt unhealthy for some reason.
@@Sode_GrapeNephilim hmmmmm you must have not ate enough
@@acid_milktea9106 please no. Don't force me to drink more butter😫
@@Sode_GrapeNephilim ok:3
Vince: abusing potatoes
Sean: we don't do that here
Vince says it's a potato but it looks like a apple
My good human, I agree. But I’ve used a slap chop, because my friend has one. It’s freaking great
King Undead So between us we have confirmed that both the slap chop and bowl like work. Who else has bought this shit? We need to verify this shit
“Don’t slather your greens in butter!”
Too late, I cover them in butter, garlic, salt and pepper
This has to be my favorite and best funniest home videos. Too good!🤣🤣
"From one energetic, fast-talking, loudmouth to another, *sLoW tHE fUCk DowN*, okay?!"
Jack is officially the motor-mouth standard we should all strive for.
Spitting straight facts!
@@FireNinja666 at high speeds and high volumes
Best quotes is this video:
"I can't wait to butter my muffins."
"You add the pickle, you add the onion."
"You're gonna love my nuts."
"We're gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time!"
"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand, kids can do it."
"*G A W L I C*"
“Just enjoy the simple pleasure of a heart attack.”
'Vince is sitting there molesting food'
no no no the best quote was
Jack: we are deffinetly a real family and not paid actooooooooooooooooooooooooors
PTSD from the slap chop advert
I don’t see anyone appreciating the captions for this video because i about died laughing at the “fucking gunshots-“ and the odd fonts 😭
Jacksepticeye is so wholesome and chaotic at the same time, i also really hope he continues to play turbo dismount
"You're gonna love my nuts"
NOW THAT CRACKED ME UP 😂😂😂
DoodleDan pun intended
U have 881 subs and u stopped
lmao
l-
literally?
"kids love my nuts"
“OOOHH! I can’t wait to butter my muffins”
-Jacksepticeye 2019
Ngl, kinda sounds like that Adult Swim skit about the suggestively shaped "Salad Mixxxer"
D A S A L A D M I X E R
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Jack, Thank you for existing, these Funniest Home Videos have gotten me through a lot and I hope you continue being the big ball of joy we all know and love.
I love this series so much
"He would be able to sell water to a drowning man"
Jack's Quote of the year
XD
No dude... that's just a saying...
He means that he would be able to sell more water to him even though it's the thing that is killing the man.
@@greenbean4804 i know
I think belle could do it better
“Here’s how to order!”
**complete silence**
**even more silence**
Jack: HOW DO I ORDER
that made me laugh out loud
Laugh!
“ if I have enough of my butter with bacon, it’ll be enough to last through hibernation” lol
You can’t lie,the boiled egg part of the slap chop ad is FLAWLESS.
Nobody:
Jacksepticeye: *very loud noises*
Vince: *slamming potatoes hard on desk*
Jackabio: JESUS
JACKABIO HES EVOLVED FROM SEPTIC TO BIOWEAPON
@@thelegacyshow4248 RUN, HES UNSTOPPABLE NOW, WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED
YES
I LOVE THESE REPLIES
15:28
Actor:
“ The fabric in this *bullet-proof vest* can stop a *speeding bullet* “
Me:
“ Hm, yes ”
“ *the floor here is made out of floor* ”
Big brain
“Hm, yes, the floor is matter”
But it's not even the fabric that stops it. Its the plates inside that do. The fabric just catches the broken bits of the bullet so that they don't go all over the place and hit everybody around it. Shame on that salesman. Now Florida man is going is going to wrap that hose around himself when robbing a gun store. I guess that's a good thing, but good people could be mislead too.
Jaketheaxman go home bro
69 likes
Hehe
This is definitely a great video jacksepticeye you are amazing really helps after a very depressing day keep it up
13:55 when your gojo doesnt work
“Here’s how to order.”
*Absolute Silence*
No one:
Whiteboard:
Sean: LAUGH *slaps whiteboard very aggressively*
Whiteboard*cries in red, blue, green, orange, and purple*
whiteboard: *d a d d y*
STOP THE WHITEBOARD ABUSE!!!
TMNT
i keep coming back to this and every time it makes me wanna buy a slap chop 😂 😂
“Vince is god and Vince has a slap chop, and that is the solution to all of life’s problems” -Seán, 2019
0:57 THAT EDIT THO DIDN'T EVEN TELL LIKE DANG GIVE THAT GUY A RAISE
YO HONESTLY I HAD TO SEE IT 8 TIMES AND STILL AMAZED
ZEKE im toxic so fūckz you
For real though.
Joseph Cho
Yooooo saaaammmme 😂
Yea ikr just have been some setup for that shit you don’t see stuff like that often
i dont understand what edit u talking about ?
"Ooh! I can't wait to butter my muffins!"
-Jacksepticeye, 2019
ʆѳѵɛʆy cɦiɱ cɦiɱ hey
I read it as he said it... weird
@@Barney-rs4vq hello
**perv face**
😏😏😏😏
jack: you know what i'm not gonna be able to do- ad: join large scale battles
Anddd you just scared the hell out of me at the beginning!!!😅 now I can say I have been scared by jacksepticeye 🤣
Jack: COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU
Me: Don’t do it
Me: Don’t do it
Me: Don’t do it
RUclips: *movie ad*
RUclips: enjoys yourself d*psh*t
CAPS LOCK I got afk legends lol
It happened to me too
I got an ad 😂
I got AFK arena
“You can’t start a video with a gun shot!”
* Robin inserts Sean’s high five intro *
Very nice, Robin. Very nice 👏🏻
Gallifreyan_Hunter you mean Vince?
Kenziedog who the fuck is Vince
Gallifreyan_Hunter was a misunderstanding ok I’ll go know
- leaves -
I would kill to hear that sound effect more....
Little did he know that after all the jokes he made about Vince
He became our hero.
Let’s make the world skinny again one slap at a time.
YOU ADD THE PICKLE YOU ADD THE ONION
The Slaps are back
Mein dude, while subnautica is probably my favorite series, these vids constantly make me smile. I realize that meme time probably gets you more views, but i do love these more. Especially with Ronny, the absolute lad.
10:05 While Jack was going on about making fun of Vince, I was thinking:
*"YOU WANT PYRAMIDS? WE GOT EM BABY!"*
Project Human you want pets? EASY!!
THIS GAME IS STILL RELEVANT GOD DAMNIT!
He bullys me
*game theme music starts playing*
I could hear this comment before finishing it. x)
"Make America skinny, one slap at a time!" I'm imagining Vince going around and slapping people so hard, they end up skinny.
Omg yasss lmao
Vince: (goes up to random person with his camera crew) I'm going to make America skinny one slap at a time.
Random person: Wait who the hell are you gu....
Vince: (Slaps his belly with the power of sham wow making him throw up instantly) See? One slap at a time.
So we all thinking the same thing right?
And if your order one you still get a free graty
You wanna laugh?
You suffer from not being able to laugh?
That's why you have to watch the viking looking Irishman screaming for 20 minutes straight!
Love you Jack😁❤
‘The fabric in this bullet-proof vest is so strong it can stop a speeding bullet’
I-
What is that sentence lmao
"if you're going to eat your greens, don't slather it with butter."
Me: *Stares in Southern*
NO
* Stares in Heart Disease*
.....
We slather everything in butter down here...
I relate to this too much
This man could make any video and I'd watch it
Taikamuna you’re like Justin y. But you got featured on jacks films thing
Even ASMR
Even skyrim?
Porn?
Even a porno?
4 years and I still comeback to laugh at the slap chop bit, fucking love it 😂
i love the bass boosted slap and when jack reacts to it like it is blowing him away
*overheard in Jack's kitchen*
*slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!
what's he doing?
Making salad with his brand new slap chop
he's gonna "top of the morning" all the way to midnight if keep that up
Why hi5 real people, when you can hi5 foods and make yourself breakfast while doing so
That’s how he’ll make the new high five sound effect
Esto te va a... Fascinar!!!
0:54 the editing is incredible.
ikr
It was seamless
@@jesterjacks3933 or SEANless... okay, I'll shut up.
@@plasmafan2659 I'll protect you from Millicent cause I loved your joke
@@Astarust Don't worry, I have a robot that already does that... Although it needs a bit of tweaking
Was sorting through our cupboards to get rid of any pots that we didn't need and I see not only a slap chop, but the graty too!! I saw it and laughed thinking about Jack.
damn even the transition from bingo to laugh was SMOOTH
The white board changing from “bingo” to “laugh” has truly baffled me... Jack is either a level 3 Wizard or that editing is just 👌🏻
I'm sticking with the wizard theory
@@maxrequisite same
Watching it in slow mo is even better
Hes just secretly the leader of the magic circle
Level 500 wizard
Kid: Mom, what are we gonna have for dinner?
Mom: *puts potato in the slap chop*
Mom: We're having MASHED POTATOES! *repeatedly slaps potato with slap chop*
Ok.
MASHED POTATOES. *whips out ez butter*. With BUTTER
O.........k...........then......,..........
This comment was a waist of time
Child: NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!
"4 slices per tablespoon" Welcome to 'Muricuh, Sean. For some reason, we measure with literally anything *but* metric. lmao
0:59 can we talk about how clean this editing was for a second cause god dam
Me: turns up volume cause I can’t here anything
Jack: HEY EVERYONE *BASE INTENSIFIES*
*never again*
I put my phone on max volume and got jumpscared from his
HI EVERYONE
Gets caught in middle of night “ crap”
11:43
"You gonna love my nuts"
"Even kids can touch it"
*FBI OPEN UP*
Sean made me *LMFAO*
You're SUCH a mom!!! You're epic and hilarious! Don't ever stop!!!
For the past 2 years I have watched this video at least once a month and it still makes me laugh
Sean: slaps board with LAUGH
Connor: slaps papers on table
Vince: slaps food on table
Vince @ food: TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!
Sierra Davis 28 LAUGHS
0.O I GET THE CONNECTIONS
Davie: slapps B A S S
Jack: Chaotic Neutal
Vince: Chaotic Chaos
"Neutal"
Was that a d'n'd reference
Joseph Tilbrook yes
This video made me simply pass away I mean Jacks reaction to these are absolutely hilarious
The way he put his phone to his ear and said I’ll email you right back one Mississippi 😭😂 I’m so dead thank you Jack for your comedic continuity it’s beautiful
Jack: "if your going to eat your greens, eat your greens, don't slather them in butter"
Me: ya slather them in CHEESE
N O
Slather then in BEANS
@@Djsrevenge I know it’s bad but I almost want to try that
*C H E E S E*
Slather them in m i l k
"This bulletproof vest is strong enough to stop a speeding bullet!"
Ah yes and this floor is made of floor
Bruh how does this have 1.6K likes?! I am NOT that funny lmao
IKR
That made me laugh nice one.
@@tf2mountains719 I'm here all week! Lol
Facks
*B R E A T H* - Fakts
Jack is too damn funny yo!!
Absolutely love the videos!!
I just woke up so I need this energy lol😁
That transition was pure art. It was seamless. He looked like he didn’t move
I guess you could say it’s... seanless
Kabeer Kishore no... no you couldn’t
it wasn't really that hard to do
it wasn't really that hard to do
Yes so much
"I can't wait to butter my muffins"
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"There it goes, squeezing itself dry"
Inappropriate jokes.
welp. there goes my monitization :-/
i just got f$cking dem$netized
😂
😏
This being one of the first of Jacks videos I ever saw, I’ve stuck with his channel ever since.
This video was so good that I checked the like button 4 times to make sure I'm liked
*B I - B I - B I - - L A U G H*
*BUH*
Insta-like
*BRUH*
*LAUGH*
Ali107 how queer people laugh. (Not an insult to Jack, was talking about how it looks like you wrote Bi which is short for bisexual, no offense toward anyone meant)
Does anyone just love the sound of jacksepticeye laughing
YES
No that’s weird lmao
Matthew Crane it’s not weird
Finn Brown yes it is
Laughing makes me smile so yep😁
That transition from bingo to laugh was so smooooooth in every way
The beginning scared the crap out of me 😂😂😂