The GREATEST IRISH SALESMAN Of All Time | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
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- Опубликовано: 3 мар 2021
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0:59 LUNK ALARM!!!
Hey pewds, is it me or do you both use the same water container?
Here before this gets 25k likes 🏋️♂️🧊
hey pewds, how's it going?
Hi Felix, I’m early
The legend is a member
Jack's accent normally: .......
Jack's accent when he hears someone Irish: 📈📈📈 ☘️
Even youtube's caption system gave up when he started that babbling nonsense
That is mam when she's on the phone to family at home
It gets harder and harder to understand as times goes on
*Lucky charms intensifies*
1.2k likes with only 4 replies?
jack becoming substantially more irish when ronnie shows up is fuckin amazin
But grandma's got arthritis
@@doomguy9458 YES RONNIE YES YOU BEAUTIFUL IRISH BASTARD
@@doomguy9458don’t you mean… ARTRITUS?
Idk what that means but granny's got arthris
I believe that’s called the ‘Neville effect’
Jack normally: *speaks with an understandable, easy going accent*
Jack the MOMENT he sees any opportunity to use his accent: *becomes absolutely unintelligible*
Fair play to ya lad.
thought i just had 3rd degree brain rot
Love when he googled Ronnie’s name and was like, “WRONG RONNIE THATS THE WRONG RONNIE OH GOD”
That's Ronnie and his big rhonkus
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@@milome1532 yeah!!!
I am actually president of the company
Ronnie mcnutt the nofaced mystery
When Sean sees another Irish person: *Accent intensifies*
@CɦřłšTØFéŘ pëʑėŤ2 stfu
It's how they assert dominance
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
*an intimidation display*
It's like the Geth for Mass Effect. The more Irish there are, the greater the intensity.
I love watching Seán’s face absolutely lighting up when Ronnie says “a hot knife tru buttehr”. God these two are such icons of wholesomeness.
Wait what the *youtube* why did this get so many likes
Jack just subconsciously becomes more Irish when he's around other Irish people
Jack: Speaks clear English
Ronnie: “And this is the Ultimate Irish Prep Bowl”
Jack: Indiscernible Irish Noises
I thought this was just gonna be a joke about heavily accented English words.
Nope.
;D
Only the irish people will understand what he's saying, like me
@@Sharkyplays-yo4mw um not only Irish people can understand this
@@Sharkyplays-yo4mw Please translate, I listened over and over and couldn't figure it out
yeah, after Ronnie said “the Irish prep bowl” and Jack was doing his own impression of it, I had no *CLUE* what he was saying😂it just sounded like “jsjsjswowoqkalaksmakwowprepbowl”
Jack getting aggressively more Irish when approached by another of his species. Jack must assert his dominance and protect his potato harvest from other rivaling Irishmen.
A little stereotypic, a little funny, and Saying it like jack is an animal. Dear god..it’s the perfect comment
This deserves 1 billion likes you are the god of the comment section
This of course, is a new experience for Jack. No one has come close to being nearly as irish as him, but he can sense a rival when he sees one. He tries to intimidate Ronnie with the loud Irish screams, but Ronnie seems unaffected. What will happen next?We will continue with this next week on L.A.U.G.H channel.
L-Loud
A-Awesome
U-Unbeatable
G-Gaelic
H-Humans
@@aydenwelton9374 “next week on L.A.U.G.H channel” me sitting and having nothing to do:
*Intense breathing*
Absolutely
I did some research on Ronnie, He has a performance show and hes a storyteller! Went from making ultimate Irish peelers to having comedy shows, you did great Ron!
Ok, so he isn't the other guy
@@coomcharger6105 feck nah, he's OUR ronnie, and he dont do that
We have to get this information to Sean immediately
In Ronnie's Instagram, he also saw this video as well.
@@KotteKumarOur Ronnie is best Ronnie. Fuck the other one....N-No not literally
The way his facial expression shifts at 5:11 always gets me 😭
From "amused" to "8-year old watching a magic trick" in half a second flat.
Who's the greater Irish slaesman? Jacksepticeye or Ronnie?
Ronnie
slaesman?
Jack
Sorry Jacky boy, Ronnie is the ultimate salesman
Ronnie gets close but no ones beats the Gaelic gladiator.
Jack: *Makes a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home video*
Me: “It’s been 84 years...”
lmaoo my thoughts exactly
Well it’s been 84 years since he did a minecraft vid
Comment: “It’s been 84 years...”
Me: "Is RUclips even that old?"
My, my. Jack is aging VERY well!
Fr😂
I'm part Irish and I was laughing hysterically when Jack was yelling about sweet potatoes because I was across the room not paying attention.
22:02 For this trick, they pulled up the picture they used and then took off the polarizer that is on the screen (When you do that the screen appears fully white) , then cut out lenses that perfectly fit the glasses. When you hold the polarizer film in front of the white screen, you see the picture on the screen.
But... why on glasses?
Good job
@@InternalChickenssome glasses are polarised and aren’t because it’s good at reduce glare
Jack is constantly poking fun at Ronnie’s accent, little did he realize in between bits his own accent got THIC
He wasn’t poking fun ahaha he was expressing how much he liked it
R/woosh
@@DOGE-sm1gx Hehe, Mobile user?
GOTCHA
I'm just surprised by how similar it sounds to Jamaican
Thicc AF 😁
Ronnie: *Introduces himself*
Seán: *Incoherent Irish noises*
David Attenborough should’ve done a documentary on irish people
Hilariously if you put cc's on and go to 3:45, the cc just stops
Sisi
@@BigBelugaArez Even youtube gave up 😂
Similar excitement as the people seeing their American eagle symbol revealed by the glasses made in China! 😹
Jack: Ronnie that’s a sweet potato! You’re a fake Irishman!
Ronnie reveals a real potato
Jack: Ronnie is a legend!!!
for the tv part, in order to get the white screen they take off the polarising layer and attach it to the glasses, you can do that at home with a spare monitor if you dont want people to see what ur doing but i dont think it just deletes sunlight
Oh sick
Sean's accent thickens when he sees another Irish guy.
Stonks
It’s a natural instinct for asserting dominance
I was thinking the same exact ting
Proof accents stack
poggers
Seán: And what does he pull out?!
Ronnie: *pulls out a potato*
Also Seán: *GOD HIMSELF!*
🥔
🥔
🗿...🥔
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers?
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 Are, Are You Ok? You Know Nobody Is Gonna Care Right? This Is Not How You Get A Message Across
Jack flipping out about the potato reveal is easily the best part of this video. 😂
(In Irish accent) "Granny's got arthritis"
I bet if Jack and Ronnie were the same room their accents would get so thick it would combust into a whole new dialect
Yeah prolly
Conmulster irish, a combo
YES
we call it "ello what?" dialect
Have you seen the clip with Jack and Minx from Rust? Absolutely hilarious
That's exactly what happened
Jack: Speaks clear english
Ronnie: “And this is the Ultimate Irish Prep Bowl”
Jack: *Strong Irish noises*
Irish intensifies here 3:45
I do bc I am actually Irish
*Irish accent intensifies*
5
@@CBS.0 I heard something like "fair play my lad, you're grand" in the middle of the irishness
3:00 is when sean starts watching Ronnie being an absolute legend.
6:13
Irish People: GOD HIMSELF
Other People: It's a potato...
Alternative title: Jack gets coerced into buying stuff for twenty-five minutes and thirty seconds
Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos - The Arthritis Edition
You have been blessed by the Jacksepticeye touch, treat that as a trophy
Twenty-five minutes and twenty-nine seconds ACTUALLY
@Logan Roof thank you for that great piece of information
@DEVEN MALDONADO Click on it and look. It's the actual channel who made fun of his death in the first place. I wouldn't have said that much if it was just a bot.
"THE POWER ITS NEVER LEFT ME" "oh im down here now-"
2:38
He smol
I was not expecting Angela to pop up saying: “No trouble” after Jack said that Ronnie would end up on the streets
Love that his face imediately drops once he realises that it pivots at the start
He went from "smiling and amused" to "8 year old watching a magic trick" faster than a set of traffic lights.
My mom asked me “What the fuck are you watching?” And I said, “An Irish guy reacting to an Irish guy in an informercial”
That's why I watched this one with headphones hahaha 😂
@ that is not funny and this is not the place for commenting that
@DEVEN MALDONADO Oh, ok. Thanks, I’ll do that
Jacksepticeye: **Makes a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home Video**
Neighbours: ah sh*t here we go again...
O would like the comment but it's at 69 likes
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
So true 😂
HERE WE GO AGAIN
you think his neighbours are gonna miss him when he’s moving house next month
16:27 that jam jar is the point zero one percent of germs that hand sanitizer doesn’t kill
As someone with TacGlasses, I can confirm that the eagle increase percentage is exponential
ronnie lore:
- granny's got arthritis
- crying tears of joy
- doesn't know what that means
- p o t a t o e s
And granny taught him
agreed
Bunenos*
for sure
The way I know you’re a dsmp fan
Jack after slapping the markers off the whiteboard: 'I'm still worthy.'
I understood that reference!
Imma just comment because why not
@@andromeda_neko same
@@andromeda_neko me too
that's. A great End game reference there
12:18 that part just make me laugh so hard. Oh Sean is a legend.
I got a friend who has magic mesh at their house
It’s actually pretty good
Keeps the animals inside or out because they don’t know
Bugs don’t get through it
And you can leave the door open and let the air in
Especially when we are barbecuing
I can see it being a replacement for a screen door but not an entire door. Maybe that’s why so many people disliked it, since they thought it would be a full replacement lol
As someone who works in advertising, i just want to say Sean reacts exactly how advertisers think their target audiences will react to ads lmao
Your adds six koi
@@rudysimmons8562 am I having a stroke or am I just not getting the message here
@@rudysimmons8562 u good bud?
dudes one of the biggest yt ever and still reverted to caveman mode
It's fuckin hilarious I love him and his reactions
"He's got a knife and a potato in his hands. He's ready to KILL."
And if you're very, _very_ lucky, he'll use the knife.
Could ye' imagine if some fecker used a potatah as a murder weapon?
NO NO NOT THE POTATO
YES... The Potato and you know where its going?
@@Dextin-Eyes wait, you don't? *pulls a shpuds from a lad's skull*
Yet death by potato seems so... so.. right.
Considering I just watched dream beat tommy to death with a potato, this is very accurate
Jacka boy is and always will be the best Irish salesman ever
I had to come back to this video in the hope that grandma has finally overcome Artritis 😂
Jack: "Guys I kinda want on e, I kinda want all of this"
Me: 'He's like a kid in a candy store. He wants all the candy, but for some reason can't'
LMAO
Best part is that I have the magic mesh XD
@@haleyponnwitz1010 Does it actually work as well as they say or was it bullshit?
@@captainhope I used to have a magic mesh along with many other infomercial products. he would watch the tv channels that show them, and buy anything he thought would be useful. Anyway, the magic mesh definitely works fine. It did get tangled up a few times though, and didn't close. Overall it was a fine product.
Edit: The "he" is my dad. He would watch many infomercials and sometimes ordered the products.
I love whenever Jack meets someone with an Irish accent, his accent becomes at least 10% more Irish.
not gonna lie, there's some sentence that I just could get a single word
I know, right.
I'd say more like 15 or 20 percent... 😂
It's to assert his dominance.
It happens with us
I noticed that too, it gets 10 times better though, let me tell ya!
10:17 “whAT WERE YOU JUST WATCHING”
I played this video and my cat heard Sean talk. She waltzed over and jumped onto me and just watched the whole thing with me. Then when it ended she left.
Alright, I see how it is..
(￣～￣)
5:33 "THOSE ARE NOT REAL POTATAS RONNIE" the anger in his voice is so genuine.
He was fucking raging at the fake Irish lad slicing up a fake potata
to be fair sweet potatoes are vile
@@black-rose4014 sweet potato fries are good though
@@creeperkiller9795 Ronnie did the fn Peeler cut that haircut as well did it
"I can do anything!!" (Jevil)
Jack: “This looks like a sure waste of time”
Felix and Jack 3 years ago: “ROBO TWIST ROBO TWIST”
😂😂😂 They were so excited about it
Back when life was simple
Don't miss out on the vegetable slicer, for Ronnie's life depends on it. Man is neck deep in gambling debt. He's borrowed from too many loan sharks and they're after him. Granny can't even pick up the phone to call the police because of her archritus. But you don't have archritus. You can pick up that phone, and buy this vegetable slicer today
I love that as soon as ronnies video starts, Sean reverts back to his Irish self. You can HEAR the change.
“I think he’s not a real Irishman!”
*less than a minute later*
“WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LAD RONNIE!”
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!!!!
all it took was the potato
If Seán and Ronnie were in the same room you wouldn't hear a word of their conversation.
Oh you'd hear it alright. Even Grandma with her hard hearing would. You just wouldn't understand any of it
Not over the sound grannies fingers make when she tries to open jars, Shes got artritis remember
ah bless granny she’s got her arthritis and hard hearing yet she’s still cookin with ye man Ronnie
oh the irish would understand perfectly, dont you worry xD
It would probably be something 'bout potatoes
Jack: This looks like a sure waste of time
Jack and Pewds: Robo twist! Robo twist!
I love that Jack is so excited to just see Ronnie and to verify his Irishness.
“Irish people are good for two things: drinking and talking”
Me, an Irishman, who can’t drink alcohol and has a speech impediment: 👁👄👁
@Joshua Grainger ?? It’s a joke about how Sean said Irish people are good for drinking and talking, but I’m Irish and terrible at both?
Same dude same 👉👈
@@rowansage5159 they were layering the joke i believe
Every Irishman has a speech impediment (this is a joke, don’t take it seriously)
@@justmusic9669 I’m gonna take that seriously and now I’m highly offended on behalf of a group I’m not apart of
"Americans and the Irish, we have something in common, we all love BUDEDOES" great stuff
Uh it's BUNENOS
😂😂
I'M BRITISH AND I LOVE BUDEDOES
@@galixen8790 WE'LL TAKE UR FECKIN BODHADOES
Oh yeah I f[ ]ckinglove me some BUDEDOES
Wow jack you just overflowed me with nostalgia making me remember listening to sports radios in Ireland as a child and remembering that one guy
That stream of Irish nonsense would make James Joyce so inaccessibly proud
Ronnie: announcing the Irish prep bowl
Jacksepticeye: Irish gibberish
Would you like a translation? I understood him, it wasn't gibberish.
@@EndlessSummer888 please
@@ceek16 Ahh, good man Ronnie! Fair play to ya, boy! Ahh sure grand, never a bother on ya, Ronnie!
@@EndlessSummer888 thank you
@@EndlessSummer888 the fact u were able to tell while I spent 5 mins replaying and listening, looking for captions and eventually giving up-
Jack:sings the laugh song
Me: “You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you”
It has been so so long
Not the httyd instant cry reference
i love how Jack is making fun of Ronney's accent like he dont sound the same lmaooo
I actually like the magic mesh, you just have to really pull it tight when you install it and reinforce that cuz with three dogs and a lot of people you do wear that thing out. By the way so with you on the Irish products, he could have sold me more potatoes 🤣🤣🤣
Person in vid: has Irish accent
Jack’s accent: IRISH INCREASES
I do the same around my cousins, I live somewhere were southern accents are less, and so my own has dulled a bit, but when I get with my family, or around a group of people who talk in a thick accent, my own gets thicker lol
“Granny’s’ got *Æ R T R Ï T Ī Š* “
Fokin’ ‘ell help her
it's eh not her
What time is it at
@@-cora_lyn-8581 “Granny’s’ got Æ R T R Ï T Ī Š “ appears a lot, but fokin'ell help her is nowhere
bruh i have arthritis :(
@@mcdonaldsisforfatamericans7185 rly? nice username btw
11:25 ok but who the fuck peels onions with a peeler
1:27 jack u don't even need to say like the video, before the video even starts I'm already smashing the like button, don't worry!
Jack slapping the whiteboard after so long:
*"I'm still worthy!"*
Thor from endgame
Hold by beer
12:25 what I imagine an Irish orgasim is like. I don’t know how to spell
Sean's accent gets so much stronger whenever he's watching another Irish person, it's amazing!
Whenever anything to do with ireland appears actually.
Thats an irishman for ya!
-irish person meself.
the power of the irish
He feels like he needs to prove he is the best gaelic gladiator when in the presence of another man
My mom lives in Kentucky and she's the same way. Other people in Kentucky bring out her accent a lot more
Watching you be happy is one of the greatest things of all time 😄😊
I just keep coming back to this. Truly this was the greatest JackSepticEye's FHV.
Seàn: **Hears Irish accent**
**IRISH STONKS INTENSIFIES**
I'm fairly decent with accents . . . and I completely lost him.
Presentation is....on point (LOL). I REMEMBER SLAP CHOP lol! The commercial is actually pretty funny.
Omg, i love your videos! Super educational
One awsome Channel comments another awsome Channel
Your channel is so intresting Psych2Go Thank you
The way I laughed seeing your channel in the comments-
Why do I always find people in places I'd never expect . _ .
Oh hey! Nice seeing you here :D
Jack I love you so much you help me so much throughout my life and I want to say thank you for all you do
My smile immediately faded to a scowl when i didn't hear him say top of the morning.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Ronnie: Grandma's got artritis.
Not sure what this means but grandma’s got arthritis.
If you say it just like him ist archrites
99th like
420th subcriber of felix
GREEN LANTERN WHITE LANTERN LIFE SYMBOL I SEE A MAN OF QUALITY
holy shit, 6 minutes in and it's already an emotional rollercoaster with more twists than shyamalan's filmography
I liked sighns
@@HaPpY_MaDdNeSs its a grouse movie, I like most of his movies tbh
I love how their talking about the tack glasses and they’re like there’s nothing else on the market currently Lockheed Martin calls bs
Okay here me out: Ronnie promoting Jack’s coffee
He'd sell out even faster
Jack hits the white board for the first time in months
Jack: I’m still worthy
Don't read my profile picture
I love laughing at his vids when im sick. It makes me feel slightly better about my situation
One of the first videos of Mr. Septiceye that i ever watched and easily the one that got me hooked on his channel. Not gonna lie, if you did more of these, i would not be disappointed
Ronnie: has Irish accent
Jacksepticeye: are you challenging me!!!!
Are ye chahlengin mee?
Me: Sees Ronnie with a potato and a knife in his hand
Also me: Why do I hear boss music?
Tactical Potato Grenade
I know this is like a years past but the mesh magnet door thing, those are actually a blessing, my grandma had one for her rv and it was just really nice :)
I know this was a year ago, but that intro gave me the kind of vibes that you get when your dad is coming into your room to talk to you when you’re upset. I was sitting there waiting for the,”Hey champ.”
This is why I love jack, he flips his shit when the dude mentions potatoes.
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PO-TA-TOES
@@koikoimono4748 cook em mash em put em in a stew
you mean, when your man mentions potatoes; gotta say it right if yer gonna mention Irishness
He should watch the Conan episode where Conan practically fanboys over Taytos XD
Ronnie: *exists*
Vince: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”
He can use the shamWOW to mop up the blood 😀
Ronnie wins because he didn’t assault a prostitute.
About the white screen display with the Tac Glasses: It's actually a really cool science demonstration to teach about polarized light. Most every LCD screen has a thin polarizing film to align the polarity of the light being emitted and make a cohesive image. If you carefully slice and peel away this film, the screen will only appear as bright white due to the disorganized light being emitted. If you have polarized sunglasses (as any decent pair should be) then the image will be visible through the sunglasses but not with cheaper non-polarized lenses. The TacGlasses are literally just douchey looking "Totally-A-Cop" wraparound polarized sunglasses.
Ronnie is pure class!!! Makes me proud to be Irish!!! Total legend!!! We need to go for some schoops🫶🏻☘️
Jack should hire Ronnie to sell his Top of the Morning coffee for him-
nah fam, he can sell it himself better
But what if they both do it, double the greatness.
@@NikoMaxy yes, loved that
Ronnie could sell the ultimate Irish coffee maker and they could partner
Granny's got arthritis, she can't be opening doors! That's what the Magic Mesh is for!
It's pronounced art-ritis
Granny doesn’t have arthritis, granny has realised that half the generation are gob shites and now she’s an extra 50 pound on the aul pension, now that’s an open door right there
Grandma always said a mesh a day will keep the mosquitoes away.
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahh she can bearly pick up her spuds
i actually have a magic mesh screen door
The crazy thing is, I saw magic mesh at Walmart when I was shopping, and I automatically thought about this video, so that's how you know Jack's videos live rent free in my head, cuz I can automatically think of a video when I hear a certain line from that video
If anybody is wondering the TacGlasses white screen thing does work because the film on the glasses is the same as what shows colour on monitors - its just on the white monitor that layer has been peeled off
I knew what it was and felt like saying it so yeah
Ronnie should start his next advertisement with “I’m back with another great idea from granny, she may not have motor functions but by god does she have great ideas”.
Oh my gosh 😂 that's amazing!!
LMAOOO
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers?
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99
Go away, please.
I feel his Irish accent got stronger with the ultimate Irish prep bowl
@CɦřłšTØFéŘ pëʑėŤ2 try Reddit you’ll do better
@@unclefjord9604 you are the reason people don’t think water is wet and that’s why I respect you
It’s like whenever he is watching Irish stuff, it gets stronger. Like more bookshelves improves enchanting table stuff in minecraft
NO HEY MISTER OBVIOUS
It really did
i miss these sooooo much!
My mom used to have the "magic mesh" and she put it on our patio door for our apartment on the second floor. It was really cool! During the day we could leave the door open and either of us or our dogs could go in and out as we please. I would definitely have one if I had a place to use it.
Ronnie: Says literally anything
Jack: *Strong Irish noises*