What Are They DOING To That Poor Dog? - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos
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Jack: “Dogs are so cute!”
BB: “So it is treason then”
Top 10 anime betrayals xD
remind me again who BB is
@@coromo4978 Seán's cat
@@fea8894 thanks for reminding
@@coromo4978 Evelyn's cat which they share now (did I spell her name right I dunno) :p
Sean at every single commercial:
“I want theeem!”
13:08
Wantastica 2:53
Sèan
9:53
*Gets it eventually*
"This sucks!"
“ Harsh sprays scare your pet away, but this ring of death will keep them at bay “
Jacksepticeye 2020.
Why did he say that the moment i read this😭
Same😂😂😂
2 replies on a comment with 1.2k likes on it? Wow.
the dog one had a comment which read
"my grandma could piss harder than the water coming out of this product"
“Let your mom draw on the shirt and find out what it says”
Glowjamas: *you are adopted*
How do you not already have 5 million likes lol?
hahah, witty
@@timeddolphin3974 most liked yt comment does only have 1 mill likes
*draws dicks*
damn i was too late to make the joke :(
"Me?! You did this all for me?!"
Yes, you did that for you.
That meme of him putting a medal on himself
@@errendipnarine XD I WAS GONNA SAY THAT LMAOO
Shit this isn't google
@@addedpole hahahaha XD
CrunchSix LMAO 😂
As a child, I apparently couldn’t pronounce the sound for “B” and instead used “F” so when I tried to say bucket, it came out as “Fucket”
Also I love how electroBOOM laughs at his own mistakes sometimes it jist makes it 100%more enjoyable knowing he's not actully too badly hurt and can laugh at himself instead of being mad like most ppl would
,,,
@@JonesBeiges 💀🤡
Sean: “when was the last time you lifted a bucket?”
Me, an equestrian: today
I lifted it today too... filled with water. HELL I LIFTED A TUB FILLED WITH WATER
Same
Same with me
I own goats and chickens
Same I had to bathe my pet mollusk
Horser*
"The fact that he knows how to hurt himself without killing him self prove so how smart he really is"
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
A man of culture
Yes!
unus annus, unus ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS
Cult.
sir, I respect you
Jack: Describing his dream shower
Me: *Power Washer*
Yes.
Yes.
E
Yuppa
Aw yeah, just power wash the skin off my muscles and bone.
Jack: It’s so delightful, maybe that’s just something about me watching other people in pain.
Me: Jack is the sadist to Mark’s masochist.
@Insomnia_Gaming Ethan is a confused little man trying to figure out his place in this dynamic. Little does he know that he’s both. *Sadomasochist.*
That's a bit 📸🤨
@@thedualityofman6362 sassy**
Get lost.
Also, drop your camera, you're under arrest for taking unauthorized photos illegally.
@@NsodnoajdjkslGASPpppppppp
“If we’re not allowed to swear, then what’s the point of living?”
That, my friends, is an Irishman.
you are so funny axolotls animated
I think literally everyone thinks this at some point
@@dmanregokid oi mate it's not only ze irish asies also swere mates.
I am pretty sure that applyes everywhere on earth
That is definitely the thoughts of any Irish or other person
I feel like Seán is just a giant kid who wants to buy everything he sees.
If you make as much money as he does, you would probably just buy everything you want too without even looking at the price.
He IS a child. He and Ethan. Jack and Ethan will never grow up. Inside, they're both 7 for the rest of their life.
That doesn't make sense does it? Is my brain just dead?
Seeeeaaaaasnnnnn
Seannn
Sean: *So happy to be back he slaps the board extra hard*
Also Sean: "I hurt my hand ಥ_ಥ"
“This feels like home.”
Jack, you ARE our home.
We live inside Seán? Is that sanitary?
@@spacewolfcub it’s only sanitary with the 360 degrees of water jets human sized
Teacher : Why are laughing ?
Me : nothing
My mind : F U C K E T
Its actually saying fuck it
Fucket Bucket
@@kamiwamers it/she/he knows
"FUCKET DIS! UM NUTHIN" 😂
@Guren folding bucket
Jack one second: “treat your pets with care!”
Jack two seconds later: “Oh my pet will despise this but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
Parker The Pastel Prince dang it an I literally just send this same thing
Brandy Grissom darn it! We can’t BOTH be the smartest people in the room! One of us is going to have to change.😆
As much as I want to like this comment, i don't want to disrupt the perfect 420 likes...
Technojazz unfortunately it’s already been done😞 rip 420
@@sewmicahthat's too bad. But at least i can freely like your comment now
I would love to see a behind the scenes where Evelyn is just going around the house while you film a video to see how far away from you she can still hear you yell and stuff lol
"That's a great bargain!", the Irish equivalent of "that's a great price!"
(10:27)
“I want to see it on somebody’s actual home pet dog”
Looking at you Unus Annus
Have you seen Mark's Puff'n'Fluff video? Incredible content right there.
c h i c k a t h e b i c k a
Sneaky1210 • ANUS
The people that see this comment next year will have no clue what your talking about right?
Yes!
Sean: *Dogs are cute.*
His cat: *confused meowing noises*
*kotch
Lol his name is Shaun!
T-REX you spell it as Sean lmao
@@t-rex9809 its spelt Seán
@@t-rex9809 its spelled sean not shaun
4:59 you can hear the man's pride sizzleing away =(
As a child born in the early 2000s, I can confirm most of these commercials are real. The ones I can't confirm are ones I haven't seen.
Jack: lifts up mug
*Not the B*tch mug*
Everyone: disappointment
Latark 63 oh That just makes me sad
Latark 63 or the d*ck mug
I love the unt mug
@@eatmyshorts8406 Y'mean tha C unt mug?
Don’t judge the epic gamer for his mug!
Jack: “I’m basically a 30 year old man”
Also Jack: *gets excited about GlowJammas*
Catastrophia21 I have a feeling he meant to say a 30 year old child... 😂
Sarah Turner I expected that too 🤣🤣
who WOULDN'T!?!?
Who WOULDN'T get excited at glowjamas!
I'm 46 & want them.
Jack doesnt find Glowjamas on the internet.
Evelien in the next room: "Thank God."
Couaghter is when you cough or have a scratchy throat and begin laughing uncontrollably
It hurts but it still makes me LAUGH
Jack: "I hate when people are in pain."
Also Jack: **Laughs at man getting electrocuted**
Logic over 9000
He isnt getting electrocuted
@@Leo-ws3bp small shocks also fine it's just a joke so :p
@ZAKKERY ATKINSON I know
Leo he is dumb ass
When it’s been so long and you hear the Laugh song:
*cries in Irish*
I need that song now xD
@@discord1052 Here's a timestamp! 1:01 is the beginning of the song. Enjoy!
@@lego_the_cat Oh thank you!
Ag caoinadh (crying)
Think I spelled it right
Jack I’m not gonna lie
I’ve been dealing with depression for months but your videos have been helping me to smile again.
I really want to thank you for the good times and all the funny moments.
You have been an incredible impact on my life and am great full for all the videos
Thank you so much
Just wanted to send a little encouragement from a random stranger…I hope things are getting better for you, and life gives you more reasons to smile. Please take care of yourself, you are worth it.
I hope your doing well 7 months later :(
I am now thank you
@@Ozee13 that's good to hear! ^^
Hope stuff stays well!
Some people do in fact struggle like that when walking over a dog gate. short people especially...
I have tripped over them many times
Comercial voice: “Harsh sprays scare your pet away”
Jack: “But this ring of *death* will keep him at bay”
that line made me laugh so hard
510
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!... LADIES???? Seeing Jack (Sean?) laughing at my videos brings smile to my face! Thank you!
OMG ITS YOU ITS YOU
OH HI
Omg, YOUR HILARIOUS, YOU JUST HURT YOURSELF TO GET ENTERTAINMENT, YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY 🤣
It's almost imposible to not laugh 😁 it's awesome to see things like this, where creators enjoy each others content (btw I'm really glad you made your channel, I've always loved learning about electronics and electricity)
Foxy KnightExe I can’t tell if you were sarcastic or serious and that concerns me
“Now with the *Woof* *Washer* , i don’t need to use my hands at all”
I laughed so hard this part 🤣
Did anybody noticed at 13:50 she changed her hand🤣🤣🤣. She sprayed on her left hand and showed her right hand ,,look at the thumb🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Other dog gates are heavy and they cause cancer and they kill your dad." - Jack, 2020
I believe you the garlic gladiator Billy Bob seansepticeye
They cause crabs or sickness
I lost my mom to cancer
@@derp226 I lost my mom to a blood clot
guy: gets hurt
jack: "it's so delightful!"
me: y e s
I kinda hate when you cus because I’m only 9
Melinda Garcia now that feels like a bruh moment
@@melindagarcia418 What does you being 9 have to do with anything?
Edit: You said "cus because "...
What is his name
Srg.Pepper I think it’s ElectroBOOM
I remember I once got something similar to the GlowJamas. It had a pen you could write on and it'd glow in the dark, but it was like a tent instead of pyjamas, I think when I first got it I must have spent about 2 hours in it and then what they use to make it glow ran out and it just got boring.
The mom writes dad and I are getting a divorce on the glow jamas and you see that when you go under the covers. That would be hilarious
Mom: *scribbles on my shirt*
Me: *Goes under my sheets*
My shirt: "You're adopted"
😂😂😂
Yes! I won't inherit my dad's hernia!
Angelina Robinson you clearly haven’t watched the video yet
Angelina Robinson then why did you lmao if it’s not funny? 🤔
Showed be dark but it’s not
Jack: Is the channel going to become a review channel?
Me: Jacksepticbuy
jacksepticTry
jacksepticBYE
Jackwhattobuy
New channel idea for Sean!!🔔🔔🔔
Damn well genius
One year later.. we are still waiting for that slap chop review 😂
Your videos are helping get me through a really tough breakup. Thank you Jack! ☺️
Jack: when’s the last time you have lifted a good bucket
Me: farm time
Yesterday because real jobs don't require a computer 😂😂
Ikr
HAY DAY
Chickens I swear is the worst
To the RANCH
Sean: "when was the last time you lifted a bucket?"
Me, a fish owner: yesterday
Me who helps with chores: today like right before this video
My step dad, a fisher
2 hours ago
Me, who carries 4 buckets of firewood everyday to my kitchen: A couple hours ago.
Me a turtle owner: like a few hours ago
Me a lazy bitch: a year ago
Looks down on shirt, “You’re not my favorite.” And it shines up at them the whole night.
Do... does everyone elses dog gates not have... you know... a gate? So you can go through? Is everyone else just fully parkouring out of their kitchens???
Pssh! 😂
Kid: going under the blanket to read their shirt
Shirt: “you’re adopted”
I felt that
r/woooosssssshhhhhhhhh
I'm your first subscriber mate
@@simpley9075 The fact you play fortnite
I just commented this dang it
Jack: bleeps out his swears
Also Jack: doesn't bleep out the A in the LAUGH song
I LOVE your TARDIS profile
Thanks
Didnt bleep em all lmao
I love you pfp 😊
Its part of the infomercials keep up will ya
Glowjama!
Sean: MOM!!!!! I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT I KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!
"I bought a slap chop, I'll make a video on it soon" IT TOOK 2 YEARS!!
Jack: **uploads funniest home video**
Whiteboard:aw shit here we go again
Aw shit this isn’t funny
@@OscarTheEditor17 your not funny.
Shrowd never said i was
Imagine writing “Ur adopted lol” on your kids shirt.
Aww i was going to comment this
Nice one
Sadly I am adopted and I know no one asked but here we are
That's horrible, but you got a great laugh out of me! XD
Lol
The mesh gate may be nice, if only my dog wasn't like a bulldozer ramming his way through the door when really excited despite his short stature (he still best boi for me). The mesh wound easily rip or fly away 😂😂😂
I have something similar and my dogs just go under or over it it only worked for about a day
"im apparenly a sadist" "I dont like watching people in pain"
yeah sure... 5:08
"Whens the last time you lifted a good bucket?"
Me: *laughs in farm girl*
NayDay
*squints in farm boy*
..Are you real?
I’ve legitimately not seen an actual girl on a farm in over a year.
I need to see a wattpad story about how you two fall in love right now.
@@sleepyinnuendo6014 gamer girl farm girl meets gamer boy farm boy
@@joshuamoore4971 better than twilight
*greets in garden work*
“If we’re not allowed to swear then what’s the point of living?”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
can i get 10,000 subscriber without videos
true life
as soon as i saw this comment jack said the quote like he was reading it
True
Is it just me are are you watching this in 2020
did you know jack hates this kinds of comments?
All this video has taught me is that Sean is REALLY susceptible to adverts 😂
I know it said it in the video, but yeah ElectroBOOM is a genius. He knows how to electrocute/burn himself just enough to be funny without causing any genuine injury to himself.
*Glowjamas, a perfect way to tell your children that they're adopted.*
Yes
TheEmerald Watermelon exactly...
TheEmerald Watermelon yes, we know you are adopted
good point but i dont want to take advice about children from micheal jackson
TheEmerald Watermelon Bitch don’t talk to me, I gave you up for a reason
Its amazing that someone has the knowledge to hurt themselves but not like unalive yourself or give yourself serious injury
its weird seeing the glowjamas again because I accually remember seeing them as a kid
Jack: we have mesh on the windows to get air in and the cat can’t go out
Me: so a fly screen
In America they come built into the windows.
And in Australia
@@Shayhammowolf I sure frickin hope so!
Yeah I do that too - I have a fear of insects and our cats are indoor cats because we are in a flat, and there's a bee hive 10 metres away from the back.
Kid: "Mom! Draw on my new glowjamas!"
Mom: "Ok honey."
Message: "You are adopted."
Mint Wolfiee stolen comment
@@meatshield7206 Everything on the internet is stolen...
Kid: Ha this note means nothing because I cannot read!
Dammit, I knew someone would beat me to this...
I was ur 200th like!
"Let your parents draw at your glowjama and see what it says under the cover"
The glowjama:You are adopted.
6:10 i thought that was a bycicle tyre!!
Jack: this is filmed in front of a live studio audience
Audience: *gasp*
Live studio audience: WE'RE ALIVE?
*existential panic*
Any Маy *_Begone bot._*
OMG WOW YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO? Yeah no one cares stfu quoting a reference that is less than 20 seconds into the video...
@@jointlucas8187 tbf, all the comments are quotes
Joint Lucas don’t you love how the dislike button on comments doesn’t show
the magic gate is "practically invisible"
I'd probably trip over it
Dude same. That just seems like a health hazard
Pebs The Pleb You’re not supposed to go over it so if you do trip over it that’s your fault lol
@@cassandracarlton400 No the tripping would occur because he couldn't see it.
same
Dog runs into the gate
I beat the system
That first ad hasn’t aged well after seeing the love for buckets that Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe brought to the picture.
Jack:" Don't suck it up, fuck it up with bucket up"
Regular dog gates:
-cause cancer
-killed my dad
Magic mesh gate:
-sexy
-cleaned the air
-replanted all the trees
Forced me to go to the ER after tripping over one
- stops global warming
- prevents wwIII
"SpRaY-oN nAiLpOLiSh Is FaNtAsTiC"
Simplynailogical has entered the chat
💿holo💿
Lol was thinking the same thing
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Don't forget the taco
I am in fact...
💿💿💿💿💿HOLOSEXUAL💿💿💿💿💿
"Your eyes aren't bad, you don't need glasses"
Me, wearing glasses while watching because my eyes are bad
Jack fascinated by the dog more than the nail product just made me laugh.
mom: * writes on shirt *
me: "omg what does it say???"
the shirt: * your dad and i are getting a divorce *
ur.anime.grandpa ._. best comment right here-
@@zeebshomie why thank you
And on the back it says your adopted
Toke sis Cooke
Sis. 🥱🥱☕️☕️
jack at the start: laugh!
jack at middle: your kidding, really?
jack at end : buy!
@T1 Flamey Y MeRCh
jack " I bought a slap chop, ill do a video at some point." two years later when he hits 5000 videos "INTRODUCING THE SLAP CHOP"
The guy getting his ass burnt was hilarious 😂, and was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Jack: I thought I was gonna have fun in bed tonight
Me: hold up😂😶
Conner Johnstone wait till u hear what gab had to say
Conner Johnstone 😂
Pause on that
Evelyn: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jacksepticeye: “ I love dogs “
His cat : *sad cat noises intensify*
You can love both though...
@@winxclubssuperfan1 r/whoooosh
Daniella Bengtsson r/woooosh
Rainbow dash He didn’t miss the joke. The joke was that... well, it was barely a joke, but it was that he has a cat and it’s sad Jack like the dog, and the guy said you can like both.
Shadow Of Light r/wooosh
7:36 bro his face had me ROLLING
“When was the last time you lifted a good bucket?”
Me: yesterday *cries in restaurant worker*
No one:
Jack: *ThE **_FuCkEt_*
the fuck it bucket
Fazkitten, as in Fazbear kitten?
Mr Leaf my Mom says that all the time lmao
@@opigilbertson2262 Not exac-
*remembers cringy 11-year-old me thinking of cringy names*
Uh, yeah, close enough.
Classical Jack
This video still makes me happy. 💜
Well hello there One Topic
Same👌🏽
CLICCY WICCY UWU
hallo there!
same💖💖
I used to have glow jammas I miss them
8:03 nice Shark Tank reference i like that show XDDD
jack: plays theme song
me: sobs in spud
MouthfulOfSpiders ok and? Cancer it is, it’s their opinion and you have yours :D
I'm only commenting on this cause I know someone is gonna see this. I just want to let you know, I love you. And you are worth it.
Thanks 😊
The same goes to you
Nice! Same to you 😊
8:42 except that most dog Gates open... because it's a GATE😂
Jack: You don’t need glasses
Me: *has been wearing glasses for the past 13 years*
boom, healed :D that's all it takes.
Nightcore Games same tho I got glasses when I was two and a half and the doctors said that with my condition with glasses it would correct by the time I was nine...
They were wrong....
Ash same here. Had mine since I was 4 and I’m now 17 and almost 18
I've been wearing glasses since I was 2, so...22 years ago holy fuck
But yes same lol like I do need them but I know what you meant
Nightcore Games dude sameeeeeee
*There are many Levels of Shame:*
1. Walk of Shame
2. Cone of Shame
Hall of shame
Throne of shame
@@HayilCrowz wall of shame
Ball of shame
Shame is Lame
Alcho-Hall of shame
These need to be recorded on Livestream so they are actually filmed in front of a live audience.
I love how in this video he brought back the classic "HEY MA... MAAA!!!!!"
The mom writes "ur adopted" on their kid's glow jamas
Honestly, i'd buy that just for that reason. My sister would be so fuckin pissed when she would wake up in the middle of the night and see "Ur fucking adopted, asshole". That would be the best thing in the world.
I wanna give my relative that so I can write "eat shit u lazy fat bastard"
the next morning the parents are hiding from the screams of their child
Jack “ I like seeing people in pain”
Jack “I’m an online entertainer”
Soooo bdsm??
I would pay to see JackSepticBDSM
I guess so
Whoop
And I oop-
@@ANoisyBroodOfFunch You need some serious help
I laugh at Jack laughing more often than I do at the actual video he's watching
Also did anyone notice that on the “magic gate” ad they played the dog in reverse? Like, instead of the dog stand up to lie down, they filmed the dog lying down and then getting up and then played that portion in reverse to make it look like the dog was so calm that he was away from his owner? Lmaoooo no dog ever acts that way with any type of gate
ElectroBOOM: *is in agonizing pain*
Jacksepticeye: *LAUGHS IN SATAN*
Ejkk
Me: starts laughing alot
Also me 2 seconds later: * nearly chokes from laughing so much *
Don’t we all tho?
Time?
Jack: “It’s been years since I lifted a bucket.”
he’s living the bouji life, folks. His butler does it, obviously