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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @ElectroBOOM
    @ElectroBOOM 5 лет назад +18937

    TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!... LADIES???? Seeing Jack (Sean?) laughing at my videos brings smile to my face! Thank you!

    • @saatvikkalra6061
      @saatvikkalra6061 5 лет назад +811

      OMG ITS YOU ITS YOU

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 лет назад +349

      OH HI

    • @that1destiny2player68
      @that1destiny2player68 5 лет назад +431

      Omg, YOUR HILARIOUS, YOU JUST HURT YOURSELF TO GET ENTERTAINMENT, YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY 🤣

    • @buddymahoney6328
      @buddymahoney6328 5 лет назад +249

      It's almost imposible to not laugh 😁 it's awesome to see things like this, where creators enjoy each others content (btw I'm really glad you made your channel, I've always loved learning about electronics and electricity)

    • @katieshadowsong4665
      @katieshadowsong4665 5 лет назад +118

      Foxy KnightExe I can’t tell if you were sarcastic or serious and that concerns me

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 5 лет назад +2891

    Jack: “Dogs are so cute!”
    BB: “So it is treason then”

    • @jack-o-lantern3684
      @jack-o-lantern3684 5 лет назад +35

      Top 10 anime betrayals xD

    • @coromo4978
      @coromo4978 5 лет назад +3

      remind me again who BB is

    • @fea8894
      @fea8894 5 лет назад +10

      @@coromo4978 Seán's cat

    • @coromo4978
      @coromo4978 5 лет назад +2

      @@fea8894 thanks for reminding

    • @jack-o-lantern3684
      @jack-o-lantern3684 5 лет назад +1

      @@coromo4978 Evelyn's cat which they share now (did I spell her name right I dunno) :p

  • @sewmicah
    @sewmicah 5 лет назад +1730

    Jack one second: “treat your pets with care!”
    Jack two seconds later: “Oh my pet will despise this but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

    • @brandygrissom3150
      @brandygrissom3150 5 лет назад +4

      Parker The Pastel Prince dang it an I literally just send this same thing

    • @sewmicah
      @sewmicah 5 лет назад +5

      Brandy Grissom darn it! We can’t BOTH be the smartest people in the room! One of us is going to have to change.😆

    • @technosyrup
      @technosyrup 5 лет назад +4

      As much as I want to like this comment, i don't want to disrupt the perfect 420 likes...

    • @sewmicah
      @sewmicah 5 лет назад +2

      Technojazz unfortunately it’s already been done😞 rip 420

    • @technosyrup
      @technosyrup 5 лет назад +3

      @@sewmicahthat's too bad. But at least i can freely like your comment now

  • @realnubboi21
    @realnubboi21 3 года назад +395

    Also I love how electroBOOM laughs at his own mistakes sometimes it jist makes it 100%more enjoyable knowing he's not actully too badly hurt and can laugh at himself instead of being mad like most ppl would

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 4 года назад +6004

    This video still makes me happy. 💜

  • @vivienkelly5017
    @vivienkelly5017 5 лет назад +552

    "The fact that he knows how to hurt himself without killing him self prove so how smart he really is"
    UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

  • @wantastica883
    @wantastica883 5 лет назад +918

    Sean at every single commercial:
    “I want theeem!”

  • @_TheMushroomMan
    @_TheMushroomMan 3 года назад +249

    the dog one had a comment which read
    "my grandma could piss harder than the water coming out of this product"

  • @verachernobil5533
    @verachernobil5533 5 лет назад +2041

    “Let your mom draw on the shirt and find out what it says”
    Glowjamas: *you are adopted*

    • @timeddolphin3974
      @timeddolphin3974 5 лет назад +19

      How do you not already have 5 million likes lol?

    • @cosmosprayer
      @cosmosprayer 5 лет назад +2

      hahah, witty

    • @tobitube4301
      @tobitube4301 5 лет назад +14

      @@timeddolphin3974 most liked yt comment does only have 1 mill likes

    • @littleplague5988
      @littleplague5988 5 лет назад +11

      *draws dicks*

    • @hexmurdur7059
      @hexmurdur7059 5 лет назад +5

      damn i was too late to make the joke :(

  • @thexgamer8240
    @thexgamer8240 5 лет назад +725

    Sean: *Dogs are cute.*
    His cat: *confused meowing noises*

  • @IcarusWatson
    @IcarusWatson 5 лет назад +461

    Jack: **uploads funniest home video**
    Whiteboard:aw shit here we go again

  • @snacciboii8961
    @snacciboii8961 3 года назад +239

    Jack: Describing his dream shower
    Me: *Power Washer*

  • @catastrophia2160
    @catastrophia2160 5 лет назад +2999

    Jack: “I’m basically a 30 year old man”
    Also Jack: *gets excited about GlowJammas*

    • @kittycat01211980
      @kittycat01211980 5 лет назад +52

      Catastrophia21 I have a feeling he meant to say a 30 year old child... 😂

    • @catastrophia2160
      @catastrophia2160 5 лет назад +6

      Sarah Turner I expected that too 🤣🤣

    • @farrahwaylande7159
      @farrahwaylande7159 5 лет назад +19

      who WOULDN'T!?!?

    • @kuppikake5062
      @kuppikake5062 5 лет назад +15

      Who WOULDN'T get excited at glowjamas!

    • @Simp44
      @Simp44 5 лет назад +11

      I'm 46 & want them.

  • @jordynp9575
    @jordynp9575 5 лет назад +5419

    Jack: Is the channel going to become a review channel?
    Me: Jacksepticbuy

  • @robynnhoud
    @robynnhoud 4 года назад +1445

    “If we’re not allowed to swear, then what’s the point of living?”
    That, my friends, is an Irishman.

    • @dmanregokid
      @dmanregokid 4 года назад +3

      you are so funny axolotls animated

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 4 года назад +9

      I think literally everyone thinks this at some point

    • @ashleyhoward7673
      @ashleyhoward7673 4 года назад +5

      @@dmanregokid oi mate it's not only ze irish asies also swere mates.

    • @catacinsky7353
      @catacinsky7353 4 года назад +5

      I am pretty sure that applyes everywhere on earth

    • @oldsportsy1065
      @oldsportsy1065 4 года назад

      That is definitely the thoughts of any Irish or other person

  • @RubixCuber66
    @RubixCuber66 3 года назад +416

    Jack: It’s so delightful, maybe that’s just something about me watching other people in pain.
    Me: Jack is the sadist to Mark’s masochist.

    • @RubixCuber66
      @RubixCuber66 3 года назад +44

      @Insomnia_Gaming Ethan is a confused little man trying to figure out his place in this dynamic. Little does he know that he’s both. *Sadomasochist.*

    • @thedualityofman6362
      @thedualityofman6362 2 года назад +12

      That's a bit 📸🤨

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl Год назад +4

      ​@@thedualityofman6362 sassy**
      Get lost.
      Also, drop your camera, you're under arrest for taking unauthorized photos illegally.

    • @Thebigoldpug
      @Thebigoldpug Год назад +3

      @@NsodnoajdjkslGASPpppppppp

  • @lilvantasfan834
    @lilvantasfan834 5 лет назад +1195

    "Me?! You did this all for me?!"
    Yes, you did that for you.

  • @Doodasaurus
    @Doodasaurus 5 лет назад +820

    Kid: going under the blanket to read their shirt
    Shirt: “you’re adopted”

  • @aguynamedz-8662
    @aguynamedz-8662 4 года назад +502

    ElectroBOOM: *is in agonizing pain*
    Jacksepticeye: *LAUGHS IN SATAN*

    • @714.yonkerz
      @714.yonkerz 4 года назад +2

      Ejkk

    • @galaxygal6563
      @galaxygal6563 4 года назад +4

      Me: starts laughing alot
      Also me 2 seconds later: * nearly chokes from laughing so much *

    • @greeny5549
      @greeny5549 4 года назад +2

      Don’t we all tho?

    • @Reina_Kousaka
      @Reina_Kousaka 4 года назад

      Time?

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 3 года назад +79

    Sean: *So happy to be back he slaps the board extra hard*
    Also Sean: "I hurt my hand ಥ_ಥ"

  • @latark6353
    @latark6353 5 лет назад +955

    Jack: lifts up mug
    *Not the B*tch mug*
    Everyone: disappointment

  • @peds9260
    @peds9260 5 лет назад +949

    the magic gate is "practically invisible"
    I'd probably trip over it

    • @YetiGaming
      @YetiGaming 5 лет назад +10

      Dude same. That just seems like a health hazard

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 5 лет назад +6

      Pebs The Pleb You’re not supposed to go over it so if you do trip over it that’s your fault lol

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +12

      @@cassandracarlton400 No the tripping would occur because he couldn't see it.

    • @8atteryacid
      @8atteryacid 5 лет назад +2

      same

    • @matthewjacob4564
      @matthewjacob4564 5 лет назад +3

      Dog runs into the gate
      I beat the system

  • @thecapitalist8666
    @thecapitalist8666 5 лет назад +633

    Jack: when’s the last time you have lifted a good bucket
    Me: farm time

  • @Callisia404
    @Callisia404 2 года назад +241

    As a child, I apparently couldn’t pronounce the sound for “B” and instead used “F” so when I tried to say bucket, it came out as “Fucket”

    • @janezsaris1790
      @janezsaris1790 6 месяцев назад +4

      That’s bad but also funny in a good way

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂 my son did the opposite so fish would be bish.

    • @KeiShirakumo-fs1hz
      @KeiShirakumo-fs1hz 5 месяцев назад +2

      We had the fucket, which became the Swuket. THe Funky Bucket to the Swaggy Bucket.

  • @aoibhie1208
    @aoibhie1208 5 лет назад +740

    I feel like Seán is just a giant kid who wants to buy everything he sees.

    • @Silver_Salvation
      @Silver_Salvation 5 лет назад +14

      If you make as much money as he does, you would probably just buy everything you want too without even looking at the price.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 5 лет назад +7

      He IS a child. He and Ethan. Jack and Ethan will never grow up. Inside, they're both 7 for the rest of their life.

    • @johnblack4924
      @johnblack4924 5 лет назад +1

      That doesn't make sense does it? Is my brain just dead?

    • @cohen3460
      @cohen3460 5 лет назад +4

      Seeeeaaaaasnnnnn

    • @cohen3460
      @cohen3460 5 лет назад +4

      Seannn

  • @blah9454
    @blah9454 5 лет назад +609

    Comercial voice: “Harsh sprays scare your pet away”
    Jack: “But this ring of *death* will keep him at bay”

  • @9-bitfox
    @9-bitfox 5 лет назад +263

    Jack: Dogs are predators of the jungle
    Dogs: So many things wrong with that statement

  • @curl-E
    @curl-E 3 года назад +42

    I would love to see a behind the scenes where Evelyn is just going around the house while you film a video to see how far away from you she can still hear you yell and stuff lol

  • @Noone-bc9nv
    @Noone-bc9nv 3 года назад +1785

    “ Harsh sprays scare your pet away, but this ring of death will keep them at bay “
    Jacksepticeye 2020.

  • @nextmage
    @nextmage 5 лет назад +750

    Teacher : Why are laughing ?
    Me : nothing
    My mind : F U C K E T

    • @kamiwamers
      @kamiwamers 5 лет назад +8

      Its actually saying fuck it

    • @natengland1816
      @natengland1816 5 лет назад +2

      Fucket Bucket

    • @LazyEye9967
      @LazyEye9967 5 лет назад +2

      @@kamiwamers it/she/he knows

    • @NakaJhon
      @NakaJhon 5 лет назад +2

      "FUCKET DIS! UM NUTHIN" 😂

    • @reaper6305
      @reaper6305 5 лет назад

      @Guren folding bucket

  • @evildwagon7118
    @evildwagon7118 5 лет назад +341

    "SpRaY-oN nAiLpOLiSh Is FaNtAsTiC"
    Simplynailogical has entered the chat

  • @justajehovahswitness357
    @justajehovahswitness357 3 года назад +63

    “This feels like home.”
    Jack, you ARE our home.

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 3 года назад +2

      We live inside Seán? Is that sanitary?

    • @gorewhore9303
      @gorewhore9303 3 года назад +4

      @@spacewolfcub it’s only sanitary with the 360 degrees of water jets human sized

  • @rn-wc6wb
    @rn-wc6wb 5 лет назад +1875

    Sean: “when was the last time you lifted a bucket?”
    Me, an equestrian: today

    • @AB-do6vo
      @AB-do6vo 5 лет назад +29

      I lifted it today too... filled with water. HELL I LIFTED A TUB FILLED WITH WATER

    • @amaliehvid1966
      @amaliehvid1966 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @smartin7138
      @smartin7138 5 лет назад +18

      Same with me
      I own goats and chickens

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 5 лет назад +11

      Same I had to bathe my pet mollusk

    • @derp_707
      @derp_707 5 лет назад +14

      Horser*

  • @michealjackson3765
    @michealjackson3765 4 года назад +3894

    *Glowjamas, a perfect way to tell your children that they're adopted.*

    • @yeetboy3797
      @yeetboy3797 4 года назад +23

      Yes

    • @thebois32
      @thebois32 4 года назад +22

      TheEmerald Watermelon exactly...

    • @michaelanthonycornejo2899
      @michaelanthonycornejo2899 4 года назад +24

      TheEmerald Watermelon yes, we know you are adopted

    • @beastweeb6667
      @beastweeb6667 4 года назад +17

      good point but i dont want to take advice about children from micheal jackson

    • @michaelanthonycornejo2899
      @michaelanthonycornejo2899 4 года назад +7

      TheEmerald Watermelon Bitch don’t talk to me, I gave you up for a reason

  • @sneakyeze
    @sneakyeze 5 лет назад +1431

    “I want to see it on somebody’s actual home pet dog”
    Looking at you Unus Annus

    • @thecryptidGrey
      @thecryptidGrey 5 лет назад +67

      Have you seen Mark's Puff'n'Fluff video? Incredible content right there.

    • @betterthanbutts_9457
      @betterthanbutts_9457 5 лет назад +40

      c h i c k a t h e b i c k a

    • @defvalleydriver
      @defvalleydriver 5 лет назад +6

      Sneaky1210 • ANUS

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 5 лет назад +32

      The people that see this comment next year will have no clue what your talking about right?

    • @Bum_crack
      @Bum_crack 5 лет назад +3

      Yes!

  • @themango9791
    @themango9791 3 года назад +13

    "That's a great bargain!", the Irish equivalent of "that's a great price!"
    (10:27)

  • @meowtallica
    @meowtallica 5 лет назад +674

    guy: gets hurt
    jack: "it's so delightful!"
    me: y e s

    • @melindagarcia418
      @melindagarcia418 5 лет назад +1

      I kinda hate when you cus because I’m only 9

    • @storm-phoenix3609
      @storm-phoenix3609 5 лет назад +1

      Melinda Garcia now that feels like a bruh moment

    • @fightmefatima992
      @fightmefatima992 5 лет назад +2

      @@melindagarcia418 What does you being 9 have to do with anything?
      Edit: You said "cus because "...

    • @srg.pepper8366
      @srg.pepper8366 5 лет назад +1

      What is his name

    • @Ash.jhj.
      @Ash.jhj. 5 лет назад +1

      Srg.Pepper I think it’s ElectroBOOM

  • @wammel02
    @wammel02 5 лет назад +958

    Imagine writing “Ur adopted lol” on your kids shirt.

  • @jack-o-lantern3684
    @jack-o-lantern3684 5 лет назад +515

    Jack: "I hate when people are in pain."
    Also Jack: **Laughs at man getting electrocuted**

  • @Ozee13
    @Ozee13 3 года назад +61

    Jack I’m not gonna lie
    I’ve been dealing with depression for months but your videos have been helping me to smile again.
    I really want to thank you for the good times and all the funny moments.
    You have been an incredible impact on my life and am great full for all the videos
    Thank you so much

    • @ltraina3353
      @ltraina3353 3 года назад +4

      Just wanted to send a little encouragement from a random stranger…I hope things are getting better for you, and life gives you more reasons to smile. Please take care of yourself, you are worth it.

    • @grenindraw6947
      @grenindraw6947 2 года назад

      I hope your doing well 7 months later :(

    • @Ozee13
      @Ozee13 2 года назад +1

      I am now thank you

    • @grenindraw6947
      @grenindraw6947 2 года назад

      @@Ozee13 that's good to hear! ^^
      Hope stuff stays well!

  • @abby_367
    @abby_367 5 лет назад +497

    “If we’re not allowed to swear then what’s the point of living?”
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @gabrieltalaricomusic
    @gabrieltalaricomusic 5 лет назад +667

    Jack: You don’t need glasses
    Me: *has been wearing glasses for the past 13 years*

    • @altanaschattentanz
      @altanaschattentanz 5 лет назад +8

      boom, healed :D that's all it takes.

    • @Ash-ow9ef
      @Ash-ow9ef 5 лет назад +7

      Nightcore Games same tho I got glasses when I was two and a half and the doctors said that with my condition with glasses it would correct by the time I was nine...
      They were wrong....

    • @gabrieltalaricomusic
      @gabrieltalaricomusic 5 лет назад +2

      Ash same here. Had mine since I was 4 and I’m now 17 and almost 18

    • @ViktorErikFade
      @ViktorErikFade 5 лет назад +2

      I've been wearing glasses since I was 2, so...22 years ago holy fuck
      But yes same lol like I do need them but I know what you meant

    • @Alex-ck1ug
      @Alex-ck1ug 5 лет назад +1

      Nightcore Games dude sameeeeeee

  • @donaldmoxham2659
    @donaldmoxham2659 5 лет назад +634

    "Other dog gates are heavy and they cause cancer and they kill your dad." - Jack, 2020

    • @trentyoung6791
      @trentyoung6791 5 лет назад +4

      I believe you the garlic gladiator Billy Bob seansepticeye

    • @mootscarab7060
      @mootscarab7060 5 лет назад

      They cause crabs or sickness

    • @derp226
      @derp226 5 лет назад

      I lost my mom to cancer

    • @mootscarab7060
      @mootscarab7060 5 лет назад

      @@derp226 I lost my mom to a blood clot

  • @armagedonshoes
    @armagedonshoes 2 года назад +2

    That first ad hasn’t aged well after seeing the love for buckets that Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe brought to the picture.

  • @facade11663
    @facade11663 5 лет назад +367

    jack at the start: laugh!
    jack at middle: your kidding, really?
    jack at end : buy!

  • @Mattusorj
    @Mattusorj 5 лет назад +579

    I can just imagine his girlfriend sitting in the living room or bedroom and just hear Sean screaming about dog gates and be like “that’s my man”

  • @Timelord411
    @Timelord411 5 лет назад +442

    Jack: bleeps out his swears
    Also Jack: doesn't bleep out the A in the LAUGH song

  • @imtriplydead
    @imtriplydead 3 года назад +5

    “Now with the *Woof* *Washer* , i don’t need to use my hands at all”
    I laughed so hard this part 🤣

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 7 дней назад

      Ikr? She's using her hands to keep her dog in place.

  • @justahedgehogwithinternet6963
    @justahedgehogwithinternet6963 5 лет назад +604

    When it’s been so long and you hear the Laugh song:
    *cries in Irish*

    • @discord1052
      @discord1052 5 лет назад +4

      I need that song now xD

    • @lego_the_cat
      @lego_the_cat 5 лет назад +5

      @@discord1052 Here's a timestamp! 1:01 is the beginning of the song. Enjoy!

    • @discord1052
      @discord1052 5 лет назад +1

      @@lego_the_cat Oh thank you!

    • @jamiewaswrong
      @jamiewaswrong 5 лет назад

      Ag caoinadh (crying)
      Think I spelled it right

  • @tahb.7320
    @tahb.7320 5 лет назад +288

    "Is this the Demise of Jacksepticeye?"
    Old school Bunny fans in the back sweating like

  • @RJD-kf1xz
    @RJD-kf1xz 5 лет назад +568

    “Magic gate” sounds like someone cheated at a fantasy card game

    • @idkjustgimmecheese9299
      @idkjustgimmecheese9299 5 лет назад +1

      SO FREAKING TRUE

    • @wassoi2531
      @wassoi2531 5 лет назад

      Sounds like another version of pot of greed

    • @CallMeEdward
      @CallMeEdward 5 лет назад

      Magic the gathering

    • @thehmmyone
      @thehmmyone 5 лет назад

      100% true

    • @Manic3865
      @Manic3865 5 лет назад

      Wassoi Senpai except you take two cards from your opponents hand so you look like a prick

  • @coolteen2861
    @coolteen2861 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way he hits the board and shouts “LAUGH” just makes me laugh 😆

  • @datonedude5381
    @datonedude5381 5 лет назад +253

    jack: plays theme song
    me: sobs in spud

    • @lilliangibb9445
      @lilliangibb9445 5 лет назад

      MouthfulOfSpiders ok and? Cancer it is, it’s their opinion and you have yours :D

  • @magicmoonsong
    @magicmoonsong 5 лет назад +383

    Jack: “It’s been years since I lifted a bucket.”
    he’s living the bouji life, folks. His butler does it, obviously

  • @VeeRoxy
    @VeeRoxy 5 лет назад +156

    Jack: sees commercial
    Jack: I gotta get one of those.

  • @aki_aml1858
    @aki_aml1858 2 года назад +3

    jack " I bought a slap chop, ill do a video at some point." two years later when he hits 5000 videos "INTRODUCING THE SLAP CHOP"

  • @xxsheepxx999
    @xxsheepxx999 5 лет назад +194

    Me: Hmmm he hasnt made a jacksepticeyes funniest home vi-
    Jacksepticeye: Hold that thought.

  • @cheyanneblackmon6918
    @cheyanneblackmon6918 5 лет назад +305

    Kid: "Mom! Draw on my new glowjamas!"
    Mom: "Ok honey."
    Message: "You are adopted."

    • @meatshield7206
      @meatshield7206 5 лет назад +6

      Mint Wolfiee stolen comment

    • @fightmefatima992
      @fightmefatima992 5 лет назад +6

      @@meatshield7206 Everything on the internet is stolen...

    • @urinetrouble0543
      @urinetrouble0543 5 лет назад +3

      Kid: Ha this note means nothing because I cannot read!

    • @nathanbohlig6931
      @nathanbohlig6931 5 лет назад +1

      Dammit, I knew someone would beat me to this...

    • @Gochicken0610
      @Gochicken0610 5 лет назад +2

      I was ur 200th like!

  • @chickenbutt1800
    @chickenbutt1800 5 лет назад +292

    Me: *Scrolls through my notification list and sees* _Jacksepticeye's funniest home videos_ 8:38

  • @heathershill
    @heathershill 3 года назад +9

    Your videos are helping get me through a really tough breakup. Thank you Jack! ☺️

  • @shawnabasallo7515
    @shawnabasallo7515 5 лет назад +133

    “When was the last time you’ve lifted a bucket?”
    I work in the food service (at a bakery). The sheer weight of the butter cream bucket alone could kill a man

    • @connoralexander5080
      @connoralexander5080 5 лет назад +3

      Shawna Basallo oh my god same! I work in a warehouse where we ship out those buckets of icing. So heavy!

    • @kyoyastormj5637
      @kyoyastormj5637 5 лет назад +4

      Same! Heavy buckets of sugar with plastic handles

    • @ciatagni1345
      @ciatagni1345 5 лет назад +3

      JUST GET THE BUCKET UP AND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED!

    • @surelyyoujest3200
      @surelyyoujest3200 5 лет назад +5

      **gets a bucket of buck-it-ups and uses buttercream as the handle**

    • @97meeses21
      @97meeses21 4 года назад

      Now I want stories

  • @recorpse9698
    @recorpse9698 4 года назад +458

    he doesn't hurt himself at all, its all visual and he never actually gets hurt. The impressive thing is that he's smart enough to know the limits of what he can do without it actually being dangerous or even painful

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 3 года назад +25

      it's still scary enough for me to include it in a Try Not to Get Anxious thread

    • @anotheregoistidiot8756
      @anotheregoistidiot8756 3 года назад +3

      Ooog

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 3 года назад +11

      That time when he fucking smashed his face in on a table looked pretty painful

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 3 года назад +2

      @@stefanfi yep

    • @recorpse9698
      @recorpse9698 3 года назад +4

      @@stefanfi but barely. It's all staged dude. you really think he just happens to hurt himself in pretty much every way possible in every video accidentally?

  • @WetSpaggetiNoodL
    @WetSpaggetiNoodL 4 года назад +121

    “ I’m 30 years old and I want a pen that writes on my pajamas”
    You know, I can’t really blame him

  • @thezeitos469
    @thezeitos469 3 года назад +12

    Jack doesnt find Glowjamas on the internet.
    Evelien in the next room: "Thank God."

  • @jackbentley2069
    @jackbentley2069 5 лет назад +372

    Jack: this is filmed in front of a live studio audience
    Audience: *gasp*

    • @krislancaster1214
      @krislancaster1214 5 лет назад +15

      Live studio audience: WE'RE ALIVE?
      *existential panic*

    • @Benjamin_Boxall
      @Benjamin_Boxall 5 лет назад +5

      Any Маy *_Begone bot._*

    • @jointlucas8187
      @jointlucas8187 5 лет назад +3

      OMG WOW YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO? Yeah no one cares stfu quoting a reference that is less than 20 seconds into the video...

    • @jackbentley2069
      @jackbentley2069 5 лет назад

      @@jointlucas8187 tbf, all the comments are quotes

    • @arlecchino932
      @arlecchino932 5 лет назад

      Joint Lucas don’t you love how the dislike button on comments doesn’t show

  • @saultfry501
    @saultfry501 5 лет назад +109

    Jack: I don't think i'm really a sadist
    Also Jack: *Laughs at some dude shocking himself*

    • @muksawsomeness4677
      @muksawsomeness4677 5 лет назад +2

      i have a good one
      jack:its funniest home videos S2
      board: ah shit here we go again

    • @Js_izz
      @Js_izz 5 лет назад

      Bruh that’s not even funny...

  • @jarlemagne6521
    @jarlemagne6521 5 лет назад +628

    Sean: "when was the last time you lifted a bucket?"
    Me, a fish owner: yesterday

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 5 лет назад +10

      Me who helps with chores: today like right before this video

    • @lychee9437
      @lychee9437 5 лет назад +3

      My step dad, a fisher
      2 hours ago

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 5 лет назад +4

      Me, who carries 4 buckets of firewood everyday to my kitchen: A couple hours ago.

    • @menacetosociety471
      @menacetosociety471 5 лет назад +3

      Me a turtle owner: like a few hours ago

    • @pumpkinoats8239
      @pumpkinoats8239 5 лет назад +4

      Me a lazy bitch: a year ago

  • @pinnacle79
    @pinnacle79 2 года назад +1

    The guy getting his ass burnt was hilarious 😂, and was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @Hyopomora
    @Hyopomora 5 лет назад +441

    Jack “ I like seeing people in pain”
    Jack “I’m an online entertainer”
    Soooo bdsm??

  • @NayDay
    @NayDay 5 лет назад +770

    "Whens the last time you lifted a good bucket?"
    Me: *laughs in farm girl*

    • @stopsign1626
      @stopsign1626 5 лет назад +45

      NayDay
      *squints in farm boy*
      ..Are you real?
      I’ve legitimately not seen an actual girl on a farm in over a year.

    • @sleepyinnuendo
      @sleepyinnuendo 5 лет назад +74

      I need to see a wattpad story about how you two fall in love right now.

    • @joshuamoore4971
      @joshuamoore4971 5 лет назад +38

      @@sleepyinnuendo gamer girl farm girl meets gamer boy farm boy

    • @christianbhonndion1462
      @christianbhonndion1462 5 лет назад +24

      @@joshuamoore4971 better than twilight

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 5 лет назад +7

      *greets in garden work*

  • @Cromwell_
    @Cromwell_ 5 лет назад +787

    Mom: *scribbles on my shirt*
    Me: *Goes under my sheets*
    My shirt: "You're adopted"

    • @ronan5982
      @ronan5982 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @Ramondorez
      @Ramondorez 5 лет назад +9

      Yes! I won't inherit my dad's hernia!

    • @Josh0205
      @Josh0205 5 лет назад +4

      Angelina Robinson you clearly haven’t watched the video yet

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette 5 лет назад +8

      Angelina Robinson then why did you lmao if it’s not funny? 🤔

    • @tyepat5266
      @tyepat5266 5 лет назад +2

      Showed be dark but it’s not

  • @briannarichardson9511
    @briannarichardson9511 2 года назад +26

    As a child born in the early 2000s, I can confirm most of these commercials are real. The ones I can't confirm are ones I haven't seen.

  • @Justbejosh
    @Justbejosh 5 лет назад +253

    Jack: “I’m basically a 30 year old man”
    Also Jack: get super exited about GlowJammas

    • @SublustrisNox
      @SublustrisNox 5 лет назад

      How do you still spell "Jamas" wrong, even though it was in the video multiple times?

    • @tomhankle
      @tomhankle 5 лет назад +3

      @@SublustrisNox you sound like my stuck up math teacher that's 70 years old

    • @carrotslayer9923
      @carrotslayer9923 5 лет назад +2

      Nox how do you still act like a grammar nazi in a fucking RUclips comment section

  • @connerjohnstone6112
    @connerjohnstone6112 5 лет назад +353

    Jack: I thought I was gonna have fun in bed tonight
    Me: hold up😂😶

  • @Trident_Gaming03
    @Trident_Gaming03 5 лет назад +185

    Jack: Treat your pets with the utmost care
    Jack 1 Minute Later: He'd hate it, but I'm willing to spray my cat with water

  • @tis_I_tea
    @tis_I_tea 3 месяца назад +1

    I just come back to these when I need a good LAUGH 🖐️

  • @riftflicks5927
    @riftflicks5927 5 лет назад +260

    Advert: "See what it says when you're under the covers!"
    Shirt: "You're adopted."

  • @nathanbohlig6931
    @nathanbohlig6931 5 лет назад +98

    "Have mom write you a message, then find out what it says..."
    "You're adopted!"

  • @THGnat
    @THGnat 4 года назад +914

    “Harsh sprays scare your dog away “ “but this ring of death will keep him at bay” 😃

    • @nickroh.6088
      @nickroh.6088 4 года назад +3

      69th like!

    • @escapeplan5414
      @escapeplan5414 4 года назад +3

      It will keep me at bay

    • @Dragonite14
      @Dragonite14 4 года назад +2

      Made me laugh

    • @azimuthal1790
      @azimuthal1790 4 года назад +3

      why does that ryhme??

    • @Zynorde
      @Zynorde 4 года назад +4

      The absolute and sheer fear of the ring of death will give the dog such a shock that he wont be able to move.

  • @custarddragon9349
    @custarddragon9349 4 месяца назад +2

    5 year old me: excited to see what mum wrote on my Glowjamas
    5 year old me under the covers: sees "UR ADOPTED" on my Glowjamas

  • @kaneyt0
    @kaneyt0 5 лет назад +220

    Also, I really like that “Laugh” song.

    • @cleomcgough2383
      @cleomcgough2383 5 лет назад +4

      Kane Games L=lover who love one another
      A=ass of witch i like to eat
      U=ur the only one for me
      G=only gamer i see
      H=happy i always feel it
      When u put em together what do u get
      LAUGH
      Now u can read it for ever

    • @levibenzie9993
      @levibenzie9993 5 лет назад

      It really gets me through my day

    • @kaneyt0
      @kaneyt0 5 лет назад

      LollyPop McG I want that song to be played on loop for an hour.

    • @kaneyt0
      @kaneyt0 5 лет назад

      Kitty And Me It _is_ a work of art.

  • @HelloPragam
    @HelloPragam 5 лет назад +135

    Did anyone suddenly remember when sean yells mom.
    Old Sean : "Hey MA!! MA!!"

  • @itsjustbree9267
    @itsjustbree9267 4 года назад +448

    The actress's extreme overreaction when the dog just casually trotted out the door and didn't even go anywhere had me wheezing, and my dog climed into my lap and stared at me like " ummm you good?"

  • @pinkdruid2347
    @pinkdruid2347 Год назад +2

    I know it said it in the video, but yeah ElectroBOOM is a genius. He knows how to electrocute/burn himself just enough to be funny without causing any genuine injury to himself.

  • @bread_queen8356
    @bread_queen8356 4 года назад +313

    Jack: **Brings back season 2 of Jacksepticguy's FHVs**
    White board: Aw shit, here we go again

  • @wungblake6678
    @wungblake6678 5 лет назад +292

    Jack: I'm basically a 30yr old man at this point
    Me after a google search: Dude you are a 30 yr old man next month

    • @zackolson5360
      @zackolson5360 5 лет назад

      9

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +2

      It's almost like being close to turning 30, means he is almost 30. How does that even work?

    • @Botaccount31
      @Botaccount31 5 лет назад

      @@insaincaldo This made me laugh way more than it should have

    • @soggypotato9067
      @soggypotato9067 5 лет назад

      THATS WHY HE SAID BASICLY OH MY GOD SO COOL ABABAMADHDYFKEBSDIG

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад

      @@soggypotato9067 You having a stroke?

  • @kranosrg5245
    @kranosrg5245 5 лет назад +331

    When Jack isn't the only one who wants to buy these products

  • @akirarose3947
    @akirarose3947 2 года назад +6

    Glowjama!
    Sean: MOM!!!!! I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT I KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +280

    *There are many Levels of Shame:*
    1. Walk of Shame
    2. Cone of Shame

  • @musa_adeel
    @musa_adeel 5 лет назад +301

    Jacksepticeye: “ I love dogs “
    His cat : *sad cat noises intensify*

    • @winxclubssuperfan1
      @winxclubssuperfan1 5 лет назад +2

      You can love both though...

    • @cartooncat4383
      @cartooncat4383 5 лет назад +4

      @@winxclubssuperfan1 r/whoooosh

    • @Overused_Toothbrush
      @Overused_Toothbrush 5 лет назад

      Daniella Bengtsson r/woooosh

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 5 лет назад +2

      Rainbow dash He didn’t miss the joke. The joke was that... well, it was barely a joke, but it was that he has a cat and it’s sad Jack like the dog, and the guy said you can like both.

    • @reallife19
      @reallife19 5 лет назад +1

      Shadow Of Light r/wooosh

  • @Jettryy
    @Jettryy 5 лет назад +412

    Jack: we have mesh on the windows to get air in and the cat can’t go out
    Me: so a fly screen

    • @n.e.v.e.r
      @n.e.v.e.r 5 лет назад +39

      In America they come built into the windows.

    • @Shayhammowolf
      @Shayhammowolf 5 лет назад +26

      And in Australia

    • @robertmikanovic5896
      @robertmikanovic5896 5 лет назад +18

      @@Shayhammowolf I sure frickin hope so!

    • @Jenivere_S-H
      @Jenivere_S-H 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah I do that too - I have a fear of insects and our cats are indoor cats because we are in a flat, and there's a bee hive 10 metres away from the back.

  • @stoneybourne9165
    @stoneybourne9165 Год назад

    I have seen this man change his very face the most out of anyone alive. Each video is like a new person.

  • @THESHADOWMASTER9
    @THESHADOWMASTER9 5 лет назад +457

    Jack: "Guess i wont have fun at bed time."
    Evelynn: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 лет назад +17

      Well, in this context, yes.

    • @boopergoober
      @boopergoober 5 лет назад +16

      WorldWalker128 But overall, no! Evelynn is Jack’s tall Dutch Queen!

    • @Blueyfanaticcc
      @Blueyfanaticcc 5 лет назад +35

      I would just love to see Evelynn write "I'm pregnant" on the glow jammas

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 5 лет назад +23

      @@Blueyfanaticcc Jack: Hi Pregnant, I am Jack!

    • @Blueyfanaticcc
      @Blueyfanaticcc 5 лет назад +6

      @@bubblemonkeys already in with the dad jokes XD

  • @Hotpink51
    @Hotpink51 4 года назад +605

    "But man do they hairy" Jack, fluent in English. A poet. A legend.

  • @TheDunnDusted
    @TheDunnDusted 5 лет назад +191

    How is this not a meme:
    "That's a sacrifice I'm willing to put him through."

    • @AdeminaMemes
      @AdeminaMemes 5 лет назад +13

      Dunne N' dusted Do you mean the Farquaad meme: "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice, I'm willing to make."

    • @TheDunnDusted
      @TheDunnDusted 5 лет назад +2

      @@AdeminaMemes
      I knew I heard it somewhere!
      Someone make this a meme with Jack in the Drake pose saying: nah to the Farquaad and yes to Jacks version.

  • @unablenarwal8863
    @unablenarwal8863 6 месяцев назад +1

    “I bought a slap chop. I’ll do that in a video soon.” Jee I can’t wait for that video I hope it doesn’t take him 3 years to do!

  • @finnix666
    @finnix666 5 лет назад +306

    mom: * writes on shirt *
    me: "omg what does it say???"
    the shirt: * your dad and i are getting a divorce *

    • @zeebshomie
      @zeebshomie 5 лет назад +6

      ur.anime.grandpa ._. best comment right here-

    • @finnix666
      @finnix666 5 лет назад +1

      @@zeebshomie why thank you

    • @zantheman8869
      @zantheman8869 5 лет назад +4

      And on the back it says your adopted

    • @melindagarcia418
      @melindagarcia418 5 лет назад

      Toke sis Cooke
      Sis. 🥱🥱☕️☕️

  • @ashleyd6667
    @ashleyd6667 4 года назад +284

    Not gonna lie when Jack first popped on screen I was like”wait why is he shirtless? Oh it’s a nude colored shirt “ 🤣

  • @voidalpha5214
    @voidalpha5214 4 года назад +145

    Jack: that dog isn’t happy
    Also jack: I would love that for myself

  • @bringerdoom1906
    @bringerdoom1906 Год назад +2

    its weird seeing the glowjamas again because I accually remember seeing them as a kid