He Made A Boat Out Of FLEX PASTE - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
- Phil Swift is back with a brand new flex seal commercial. We have the exclusive scoop on Jacksepticeye's funniest home videos.
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Phil's always ready to repair! Great Flex Scoop about Flex Paste! 💪🔛YEEE-DOGGY!
why does this have no replies or likes-
I'll reply
What
AYYYYYYYYY
has Phil been sniffing any flex-glue?
“Why you screaming nerd?” She probably feels stupid now
I literally only came down here to see if anyone would say this
Yes
@@Gingy437 same
Reminds me of my school. The girls were more mean than the guys.
I'm the 69th like on this comment
Jack: there’s no better salesman than Phil Swift
Ronnie Neville: Allow me to introduce myself
GRANNYS GOT ARCHRITIS
@@AsiaThinks ULTIMATE IRISH PEELER
The car salesman from Big Bill Hell's: hold my challenge pissing
Vince from Slapchop
Billy Mays
Me: * downing my cereal milk*
The video: * STOP DRINKING MILK*
Me: * puts down bowl, slightly alarmed*
😂😂
You ruined that cereal, you MONSTER! When will you realize your actions have consequences?!!! ⚡️
I was eating fruity pebbles when he said that and I looked at my spoon and slowly ate the cereal
HAHAA
Miluk
"Alright so we need an idea to advertise pickles"
"Turtle Dicks"
"Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im Biss"
That ad is so disgusting, I'm glad they banned it.
Silver Cheshire As a ninja turtle fan I was deeply disturbed.
Fun fact: Turtles dicks come out of their tails
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!
Silver Cheshire lmao🤣🤣🤣
“I just flew in from LA, and boy are my arms tired!”
Lol instant like
Jaaaaaaaaaaaack
Jack play dreams ps4 game
too much fasterbaiting
I want to see him play it as i dont own ps4
Goddamn it, I just got that joke now. That took me way too long to get.
Translation for german ad:
"Mmmm Sauerländer's pickles, crunchy when bitten"
@Parker Behrns "I'm speak" yeah I can see you speak German when the grammar isn't good 😂 but I am the same
‘Phil swift is the greatest seller in the world’
Vince from slap chop: Am I a joke to you?
*irishsalesman nervous sweating intensifies
Ya aeint never hyeard o'the Ronnie Nevelle have ye?
Phil is a legend
The German part was 'Mmmmh, Sauerländer pickles. Crunchy to bite' btw
That is _horrific._ I think I was better off not knowing!
IncrediBelleJessi Thank you I’ve been looking through the entire comments section for this
this sounds horrible in German already but reading this in English is even worse..
hmmm not as bad as expected haha
@@jacksepticeye they still compared it to a turtle's wiener though 😏🐢🍆
"you can't drink milk straight it's a crime"
Fine I'll drink it gay then
I've been drinking it gay my whole life so I've been fine
@@theonionsystem7779 that's the only way to drink it now, so your safe from the milk police 😂😂😂
I'm always drinking milk gay though xD
I’m about as straight as a cooked noodle, so I think I’m good.
I am curious, can you drink milk bisexual and no binary,
Hi here we ask the real questions of life
11:04
Jack: burn him
Phill : It even works in fire
Jack:Because laughter-
Me:.......
Me: BECAUSE LAUGHTER WHAT'S JACK!
I seriously say there for 5 minutes waiting for the end
Come on Jack you missed the best part of "Nap Time!": the part where an actual scientist looks at the bottle and stares at the camera saying "th... this is chloroform."
I agree! LoL
that's not the best part... the entire fucking video is the best part video .
Chloroform is toxic af 😂
But chloroform take like 5 minutes to start working
5 Bars 3G True but MiniLadd on his meme streams seen it a few times his reaction is more pure.
“ *why are you screaming nerd* “
jack: *says nothing and smiles*
Night in the Woods 3rd year anniversary!!!
okaymelanie Imagine if she sees this and knows that she’s the one who called jack a nerd
@@thiccdjshag8544 ikr
a few years later: Jack becomes a succesful youtuber while the others work at McDonalds, Jack walks in and says:
Jack: Oh hey guys! Can i get a facken... BIG MAAAAAAAAAAAC!
Should've made this comment on that video
Me coming back here in 2021: THERE ARE PARTS CUT OUT EXCUSE ME SIDHENUSHDH
OK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
Right!? It threw me off so much!!
Yeah, it happened to me too, thought youtube was lagging or some shit lmao
My God, finally I find a comment about it lmao I had to scroll so much!
Thought I was nuts
“Just because I lied doesn’t mean it’s not true” always cracks me up
Jack: “There’s no better salesman than Phil Swift”
Slap Chop guy: *Sad Slap Chop noises*
Ahh, Vince Offer. Poor bastard became all but obsolete once Phil hit the scene
I feel like everyone forgot Billy Mays 😭
I cannot think of sad slap chop noises as anything other than mustard baiting.
😂😂😂
Press F in the chat for Slap Chop guy
Phil Swift burning at the stake: “NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!”
shadowthetwisted LOT*
i know you're joking, but it is the only thing he won't be able to patch up if he ever needs to be defeated.
I love that every RUclipsr that’s reacted to a Phil Swift infomercial has agreed that Phil has gone insane from the amount of flexglue or flex paste he’s been exposed to
He didn't show the scientist looking at the naptime bottle and going "It's chloroform!"
Jack: *shouts*
Random girl: Why are you screaming nerd?
Jack: *just smiles and giggles it away*
That got my heart dude..Thats a sweet tater indeed
did he really do that ???????
that was really funny
@@sweetpanda8323 check at 2:49 haha
@@wegocray3830 yes I mean really why did he do that ?
@@sweetpanda8323 well seàn said he wanted nachos or was it tacos before it played...But we'll never know what what our tater jackiboi was thinking at that time hahah
@@wegocray3830 lol hahahaha XD
6:18 the commercial says:
Sauerländer pickles. Crunch in every bite.
I hate how seductively it's said, considering the rest of the ad
Ah yes don't you wanna take a bite of that NICE CRUNCHY TURTLE D-CK
@@blake.the.wolf1 -
@@blake.the.wolf1 shape shift man no-
Beat me to it. Danke.
Was feeling a lil depressed, then I remembered I fucking love watching Sean laugh at dumb commercials and memes. Thanks man
Jack : I'm not fixing the focus on my camera
me who's watching in 144p : dang.
“THIS THE THE HJONKANING” Jack, those are ducks
Its Quankening then
Look at all those chickens!
Quack!Quack! Am duck!
This is reduckulous
He said "this what it looks like" 😅
Billy Mays: "HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR..."
Jack: "He just says the same thing every time"
Me: *TOP OF THE MORNING 1 million times flashback...*
Just shove it up your ass!
Fuck you Baltimore go to hell
Lol
Isn't Billy Mays dead?
Captain America: "My shield is made of Vibraniam"
Phil: "Can your shield hold against everything and anything in the universe...if not you should get FLEX PASTE"
Captain America: If my shield was covered in this, "Flex Paste", Will it able to destroy Thanos?
@@dmisnow Steve _would_ immediately take it seriously xD
4:20 it took me forever to realize that this was one of the Death Note openings. How whenever I hear it when watching Death Note I just laugh XD
Worst anime opening ever imo
Jack still have dat baby-face even though he entered the world of being a boomer.
Boi you got hearted by the king of Ireland
!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to be born at a certain time
You can’t turn boomer it’s not how it works boomers are like 50-64 now
He has a fountain of youth
@@imnotsofunny824 if you you saw his video about entering the age 30, you know what I mean by boomer haha.
The German add said: "Sauerländer pickles, crisp when you bite them" as a loose translation. In case someone wants to know :)
Cheshire Cat thank you! :)
That makes a lot more sense than something about an Imbiss, which is what I heard.
You know german too ?
It sounded VERY sexual
As a fellow german I was suprised to see my native language in this video and being able to understand it
I wish i couldnt understand it tho
7:20 it's all might himself!
Mono sees The Hyum
Mono: Yes, perfect
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
Omg, that was first thought 😂
Today's fact: The most popular item at Walmart is bananas. They sell more bananas than any other single item they have in stock.
W...why
Facterino Commenterino thank you for this information
Facterino Commenterino wow thanks for that
As a Walmart cashier, I can confirm this.
Bananas are fricken delicious
"Why are people so obsessed with not being able to drink milk straight?"
*screams in lactose intolerance*
I've never been much of a milk drinker, but, forget everything you think you know about milk because Lactaid is one of the most ambitious Milk products of 2020 has just been released and will change everything. Just look at the lack of lactose of these milks! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50,000 sugar and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can drink for the cost of Milk with the link below on your smartphone.
I just don’t like milk-
RescueRex70 someone’s fed up with Raid: Sponsorship Legends
@@RavenUwU605 it's a bad game that almost every RUclipsr is sponsored by, and it's a funny copypasta
*screams in gay*
He cut out the challenge pissing part for big bills hell
Why Jack
Monetization probably
@UCy_bCTUsx03vVbcUfnHyMAQ doubt FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! as the first line is monetizable
@@burp2019 youtube
I'm more upset that he cut out the "and it better not bounce or you're a **dead motherfucker**."
I love how Phil Swift literally gave the internet the greenlight the best way possible in his Flex Paste commercial
Phil: *shows flex paste*
Jack: I really wanna eat it
Y?
Parker Green the real question is
*̷̡̢̨͍̩̥͔͍̤̪̰̮̗̘̹͍̟̳͈̟̬̼̳̪̿͐̈́̂̈́̓͊̀̋̅W̴̨̡͙̘̰͙̣̻͋̇͋̓̌̑͑̾̈Ḧ̸̨̡̪̩̰́̎̄͗̃̀̂̐͒̑͑̅̍̓̐̈͠Y̸͖̩̰̹͂̊̄͐̿̂̈̈́̓̍͑̀̈́͆̓͊͘̚͝͝ ̶̧̨̦͇̺̗̳̦͖͍͉̳̮̫̘͖̹͇̍͒̔̏͜͜ͅŅ̸̡̡̢͍̪̣͎̱̭̰̟̹̞͎̟̩͚̻̝̪̺̪̂̓̑̊̎̐̐̽̐͊̉̈͜͠O̶̧̢̦͚̮͈̜̘̜̣͎̲͚̫̲͈̠̼͉͛Ṫ̷̫͚̩̗̺͉͂̎̒͜͝ͅ*̶͙̯͉̥̻̘̲̫͇̣̥͈̜͙̦̻̅́̋͐̚͝
@@hithere4350 holy fuck chill out satan
@@jennifermckenzie5632 ok u want chill?
why not?
@@msaankon3796 chill
E can be served with cheese
Random fact: The oldest “your mom” joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.
yes
Wait... seriously?
Wow
I bet it said your mom looks like a stinky boy mammoth
@@zee1331 Yes
Phil Swift introduces a new flex tape product in the form of paste
Jack: "I wanna eat it"
the desperation in his voice in the third “STOP” at 6:06 SENT ME TO THE FUCKING MOON DUDE😂💀
10:59 HIS FACE!!😂😂
14:29
Jack: "I used to love drinking regular milk!"
Me sipping on my glass of regular milk: "Cheers bro I'll drink to that"
Kaden Rosser lmao, I can't relate cause I'm lactose intolerant😂
Holy shit was that an Eric Andre reference??
I was drinking the milk from my cereal when he said that
@@dabada110 bet your ass it was
Hell yeah brother
Phil swift: exists
Billy Mays: ah finally, a worthy heir.
I MISS Billy mays
@@okaysomething-ef1cx Yeah what happened to him was sad... So random
Our careers will be legendary!
Mono: “I’ll take your entire stock!” 4:58
XD
Sasha Six and them.
Am I the only one who immediately thought that an edit of him saying his arms were tired from flying back with just "ba da buh ba buh buh" after would be great
Sean: Screams
Random girl: Why you screamin nerd?
That killed me 😂
Look up jacksepticeye vines there are more
It felt awkward
I actually got that video on my recommended. apparently it was a vine and he did multiple other vine videos.
GXmody I wasn’t expecting that video. Honestly I thought he forgot about that
"There's no better salesman than Phil Swift"
Sad Vince noises
Sad Billy Mays noises
Vince is second place
JustinHo98 Billy Mays is third place.
Vince got arrested I think
I ANTHONEE SULLY VAN FOR DA HOOG WAHSH
I legit got emotional seeing the Billy Mays commercial. RIP you amazing informercial King
"No chickens harmed"
Jack: What about Phil?
Jack, thank you for being around. You have no idea about how much you are helping me without even knowing. Sending lots of love
The German Ad said : "Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im biss" Basically saying Sauerländer Cucumber crunchy with every bite
Wunderbar
Ich hab nur die Kommentare gelesen um einen zu finden der es übersetzt haha
Fichtl’s Lied.
Mmm.. crunchy ninja turtle d*cc
“Germans are not that easily offended”
*laughs in both world wars*
Blue Dragon Entertainment golden 😂😂
Blue Dragon Entertainment *laughs in Cold War and Vietnam war*
I saw this when I was 5 or 6 but still funny
I thought the first one started bc of the assassination of that ...Ferdiand guy (?).
XD
So nobody is gonna talk about how 13:59 is 2 dudes playing nutaku
We never had this conversation
It's hilarious how people watch the same people and have similar......"hobbies(?)"
This never happened
Jack: Voice Cracks
Also Jack: Voice Cracks more to cover it up and to make it look on purpose
"Mommy can i have a Popsicle?"
"No honey you'll spoil -
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!*
27 likes no one can be aresd to comment
@@Joshua_Simpson_Piano say that again lol what is aresd
*grabs naptime bottle*
You should watch that channel called flying kitty called flying kitty Phil Swift it's very funny
@@lieutenant5458 wtf is that
Speaking of Germany, I had a German girl I’m my class who said racist and homophobic slurrs in German to everyone in the class, aloud, not knowing that our teacher spoke fluent German.
oooooof
R.I.P. cursing girl
My type of girl
@@kobi7955 A racist homophobic girl?
@@potential_dog_eater yes, have you read my name?
"There is no greater salesman in infomercials than Phil Swift"
Spamton: I BEG TO [[Differ]]
"To show how powerful flex paste is, I sawed this chicken in half!"
You know, I'm glad my mom also enjoys Jack's videos, but it's weird to hear her sing in the kitchen "A is for ass, of which I like to eat."
@x x strangely enough, this isn't the first time I'm happy she's single 😂😂😂
That is the greatest mom ever my parents will kill me if they see me watching him
@@Zelenia oh my god I just imagine if she had a boyfriend how he would read
this is the funniest thing i've read all week
SO WHOLESOME!!!!!!
I swear now it's just been turned into: "Jacksepticeye's Funniest Commercials"
I know right?
oleethepolly true tho
oleethepolly ikr XD
Lol
Yes
7:54 is jimmy from at dead of night
jack: there is no greater salesman in the history of infomercials than phil swift
vince offer: am i a joke to you
Jack: "hey at least I'm consistent"
Everyone: the intro and outro are kinda dead
The intro and outro: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Hey! Robins fault!
Sadly they have 😣😔😣😔
@@PercieGuthrie no its jacks for not doing it in the video
Cooper Guthrie how?
The L.A.U.G.H song never gets old
The German commercial said: "hmm, Sauerländer pickles, crunchy" ..essentially
I-
Thats uh-
Fuck now I will never see the ninja turtles the same way
2:14
I really wanted him to watch wabbit season more than any Christmas Gift I ever have or will ever get
12:17
Phil: *uses flex paste boat*
Meanwhile fishes are dying from toxic chemicals
“Just cause I lie doesn’t mean it’s not true”
-Jack 2020
brad seidl so tue realest saying I head ever
I was literally like, who was that rlly stupid guy who screamed in the class room? Like, who would do that. Then the camera panned to the innocent face of the culprit and it all made sense
Josh Sitler omfg i used to use that profile pic, it says like a boss!🤜🏻
@@namrepus9947 yessir 😂
How do I suggest a funny video?
When he screams at 2:50 and you hear “why are you screaming nerd” and then it just turns the camera around and he’s happy🤣
As one would say, “Phil, the one that has created the un destroyable.”
Nobody:
Jack when he sees Flex Paste:
"I really wanna eat it!"
I mean, it looks like black nutella
“Flex paste tastes super shit”
Stfu
looks like vegemite
The hejonkaning coming to cinemas near you
the german ad said "
Mmm, Sauerland pickle, crispy."
Wtf were they thinking, making that comercial
Scheisse who knew Germans were into turtles
Its even more disturbing when you can understand it with that voice and then have to probabbly eat a pickle the following week. I will never get that out of my mind.
@@jiru3138 o
cripy if only all the turt d i ate was a picle
I didn’t know I needed 100 Jacksepticeye’s yelling at me at once with the slapping sound but I’m so glad I found it
Your laughter is like flex paste™, it healed my soul 🥰
Jack (jokingly): “Oh my god, he’s making a boat”
Phil: *Actually makes a boat*
Jack: 😮
Yes
Mickey 1029 yes
👁👄👁
🤯
JonTron reacted to phil swift
"Mmm, Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im biss."
As a german, I'll simply confirm; They're basically talking about very firm pickles 😂
Sauerländer Gurken are pretty firm doe, love em till this day xD
Ach ein deutsche/r!
Maleria oh yeah I died when I heard that. My German ain’t that good but oh man that had me dead.
I'll never look at pickle like it was ever again
Als Sauerländer, bin ich grade sehr emberrased..
Big Bill Hell's sound like a Rick and Morty commercial, like from the inter-dimensional television.
13:30 my whole family drinks straight milk
7:00 The announcer said "Hmmmmm sauerländer pickles. Crisp in the bite" at the end of the pickles commercial (in German: "Hmmmmm Sauerländer Gurken. Knackig im Biss!"). Btw, this was not an actual commercial (so it couldn't have been banned to begin with), but a spec ad (speculative advertisement): it's a commercial you do for a company without asking them, as a way of displaying talent (also, in this case, "Sauerländer Gurken" isn't even a real brand of pickles). This video was written and directed by Fabian Epe and shot by Mahmoud Belakhel as a project for the KHM Kunsthochschule für Medien Köln (University of Arts for Media in Cologne, Germany).
Pedro Stormrage this was actually super education!
I love you
._.
Thats super cool!
@@bruzzi1657 Not that long; people have already explained that in the comments of the "Banned German Ninja Turtles Commercial" video and also on Reddit. I did double check it, though (if you look up "Sauerländer Gurken", you'll get links for the video specs on crew-united (dot) com and belakhel (dot) com). The director of photography's (Mahmoud Belakhel) portfolio (on belakhel (dot) com) is pretty interesting, btw.
Seán is like a Pokemon: He's constantly evolving
Meanwhile, Felix: "it's evolving, just backwards"
nice touch with the á
Yeh...especially the hair xD
Pretty sure he already has Mega Evolved
He's past mega evolution...
He is primal Jacksepticeye, now...
“And that’s fine, cause laughter”.
“Because laughter………..” we will never know what was gonna be said afterwards 🥲
Not gonna lie
The Flex Seal Family of Products would not be the same without Phil Swift
Omfg the king hearted you
Without our lord and savior Phil Swift, flex tape would just be yet another “As Seen On TV” product...
In the commercial it said: "Mmmmmmm, Sauerland Pickles: juicy in the bite"
Is it really banned in German or is it just clickbait?
crunchy not juicy
@@warwasnotinvited yeah.. technically, but it wouldnt really make sense if translated that way...
@@tjorbeneckermann1862 how does crunchy pickles not make sense? them's the best pickles.
@@tjorbeneckermann1862 i disagree^^ makes just as much sense, since it's a literal translation and you can't just completely change one word. but who cares apart from myself
“There’s no better salesman than Phil Swift”
Vince Offer: *sad slap chop noises*
Always good to see the whiteboard and lights again
Jack: "Cause Laughter..." video ends
me: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS!!!!
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
12:48 *sad vince noises*
It’s weird, random parts of his videos relative to the time around this video have been cut out
@@Mr_Coolcreeper u realized that too? I thought my phone was bugged. It's pretty weird to be honest, it's in almost every vid that has been posted in 2020 or something like that.
Jack: “I’m not a millennial anymore I’m a boomer now.”
Sorry to tell you Jack but now you’re a millennial and a boomer
A Boollennial?
Milloomial
Boomerchild
ugh baby boomer.
He's too dangerous to be left alive
man phil swift is fun and a generally awsome guy
1:laughs at his own memes an tries to continue those memes
2:produces products that work(I think i've never used it but i have seen test videos on the product)
3.Collaborated and reached out to the legendary Jontron
4:knows what he is doing
5.informs no chickens were hurt
6:creats inventions that can be used for arts and crafts and fixing holes and other damages
7:CREATS AN ENTIRE BOAT OUT OF FLEX PASTE THAT WORKS
Mark's try not to laugh series had the Baltimore clip!
“Why are you screaming nerd”
We all felt that
Wholly cow thanks for all the likes
"WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MILK STRAIGHT?"
Me: *drinking milk straight*
What? Do you need to be gay to drink milk now?
I was gay, even without the milk, so it's a lose lose situation either way
Demon
“Just because I lied doesn’t mean it’s not true.”
Jack - 2020
“Cause laughter-“ *video ends*
I was invested enough to watch an ad to hear what laughter meant to Jack.
I NEED CLOSURE MAN.
JACK: "What can Ninja Turtles do to get banned?"
JACK: "oh no."
I am very crazy and mad. (im youtuber)
“To show you the power of this flextape, I sawed this chicken in half”
“Hide that hideous face before i give you away” I always lost, all the families were better then me at it.
That German commercial says:
"Gurkens from the Sauerland (which is a real area of Germany, but also a pun with pickles in vinegar). Crunchy with every bite."
And yes, some people here *Are* just as easy to offend as over on your side of the pond...or your side of the channel as it were...
Aber wieso übersetzt du Gurken als Gurkens und nicht einfach als pickles??
MrTingles It’s actually a college protect by a student.
Does gurken mean pickles?
@@rickybhattacharya6 yes
But they aren't real, are they?
I'm from the Sauerland and I've never heard if these smh
2:51
“Why are you screaming nerd?” I wonder what they think of ya now.
It's his job to scream lol
NoightOfFang I know, I’ve been subscribed to him since early 2016
They probably still think he's a nerd 🤣
I work as a caulker and can confirm flex paste does work: it’s just a name brand expensive meme version of materials that usually contractors only get.
Gotta love that the description for the “Naptime” video was “Many children were harmed in the making of this video”
“There’s no other salesmen that is better than Phil swift
Vincent from slap-chop: Umm
slap my nuts
Didn't he beat his wife though?
@@Bulls_Aye its ok hes a meme so its perfectly ok.