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  • Опубликовано: 29 апр 2024
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Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  3 года назад +19621

    TacSMASH that tacLIKE button

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 года назад +31413

    Opening sequence: My Brain during every exam

  • @allisonromano235
    @allisonromano235 3 года назад +5206

    “Your eyeballs don’t even work like that!”
    Well I don’t know what that means but Allison’s got astigmatism!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  3 года назад +2168

      fucking LOL

    • @Mr_Dino_
      @Mr_Dino_ 3 года назад +53

      Lmao

    • @robynthebank919
      @robynthebank919 3 года назад +217

      It's me, I'm Allison, my astigmatism is getting bad :(

    • @breannarcher4483
      @breannarcher4483 3 года назад +96

      Bro be proud the man, the myth and the legend replied to you. Be proud

    • @allisonromano235
      @allisonromano235 3 года назад +156

      @@breannarcher4483 I am, I was so happy I just pogo sticked for 10 minutes straight.

  • @LilGoopyGuy_
    @LilGoopyGuy_ Год назад +903

    “EYES DONT WORK LIKE THAT”
    well clearly Sean doesnt have astigmatism lmao-

    • @DahliaAsmr143
      @DahliaAsmr143 11 месяцев назад +43

      Fr I have astigmatism and I was like maybe I should get those 😭😭

    • @stuckbiscuit3796
      @stuckbiscuit3796 11 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@DahliaAsmr143 SAME like I was actually debating it 💀

    • @alyyxianasyla5072
      @alyyxianasyla5072 11 месяцев назад +17

      I went to the comments to see if someone was going to point it out-

    • @tiny3334
      @tiny3334 9 месяцев назад +18

      Yeah seriously I guess we have Vaseline in our eyes 😂😂

    • @katherinefoote4448
      @katherinefoote4448 8 месяцев назад +4

      Right???

  • @therealgr1ff
    @therealgr1ff Год назад +703

    “It’s like an extension cord but several feet less!”
    Ladies and gentlemen I think it’s clear we’re now deinventing things because we’ve all run out of ideas

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 Год назад +10

      But I own a Lil shorty so maybe. It works if you watch your phone at night but the port too low. You plug one in and then plug your phone in. Endless watching 👀.

    • @undertaleislife7210
      @undertaleislife7210 Год назад +5

      Everyone be like “why is yours so small?”

  • @Royal__Kitsune
    @Royal__Kitsune 3 года назад +3178

    I feel like these infomercials are literally just the "Am I a joke to you" meme but unironically

    • @sandychen1381
      @sandychen1381 3 года назад +6

      Hi

    • @amirelvalhdros7251
      @amirelvalhdros7251 3 года назад +39

      @@sandychen1381 I have heard your cries for communication human. Your "Hi" has gained my mighty attention. What is the wish you would like to convey to my mind?

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 3 года назад +3

      HuH

    • @seecretgamer777
      @seecretgamer777 3 года назад +12

      @@sandychen1381 Hi is equivalent to hello, but it is considered a little bit more informal in tone. In fact, it was recorded a lot earlier than hello. Hi developed from the Middle English hy, similar to hey and ha. Essentially, these are all terms used to call attention (they’re short and easy to say) that evolved into the greetings we use today.

    • @muikaiokengoku6225
      @muikaiokengoku6225 3 года назад +1

      @sathish official creations why tf are you here

  • @kevenkondrup5022
    @kevenkondrup5022 3 года назад +8411

    the intro of this video just made me realize that we are all apart of the Jacksepticeye cult

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  3 года назад +4138

      and you can never leave

    • @ghostlysorrow8682
      @ghostlysorrow8682 3 года назад +157

      °_°

    • @tobyhanke3274
      @tobyhanke3274 3 года назад +584

      You achieved heart + reply from the Gaelic Gladiator himself, thou art the chosen one.

    • @leonardvargas2639
      @leonardvargas2639 3 года назад +76

      The only cult that counts

    • @zachm25
      @zachm25 3 года назад +69

      Praise the septic god

  • @SeaForest
    @SeaForest Год назад +225

    Jack predicting the typically commercials with the $19.99 and the “add in another one for free” made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @alexandriabasile4921
    @alexandriabasile4921 Год назад +278

    2:06 jack says your eyes don't work like that unless you smear Vaseline all over your eyes.
    Me with astigmatism: 🥴😶 (lights really do look like to me🤣🤣)

    • @jamesonyates2388
      @jamesonyates2388 Год назад +8

      Yeah I wish my eyes didn't work like this . :(

    • @Lunar_cosplays
      @Lunar_cosplays Год назад +11

      Omg hello fellow astigmatism brother/sister, it's true that living with astigmatism is hard I get migraines a lot cause of mine and indeed it looks like light is basically Vaseline somebody descided to smear all over your face🤣

    • @lizcoz4714
      @lizcoz4714 Год назад +4

      True!

    • @alvidoranwashere
      @alvidoranwashere Год назад +6

      As a fellow astigmatic, I feel you

    • @shawnmoore8460
      @shawnmoore8460 Год назад +6

      I am 16 and I learned earlier this year that lights looking like that is not "normal" and I have astigmatism that was an interesting day

  • @xiero9775
    @xiero9775 3 года назад +914

    Jack: "Real life doesn't look like that!"
    Me with an astigmatism: "👁️👄👁️"

    • @Loafy2copi
      @Loafy2copi 3 года назад +20

      Broo I actually thought I commented that 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @monostina
      @monostina 3 года назад +4

      Same 🤡💀

    • @wych0135
      @wych0135 3 года назад +9

      Hahaha same. Astigmatism and lazy eye sucks

    • @dragonfighter256
      @dragonfighter256 3 года назад +3

      The hell is that

    • @kamkapper
      @kamkapper 3 года назад +3

      @LEONARDO GARZON TOSETTI are you using gay as an insult?

  • @caitlinmariereacts
    @caitlinmariereacts 3 года назад +5040

    the intro put the fear of god into me, jesus jack

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck 3 года назад +12

      Hey Caitlin

    • @skollkrusher6151
      @skollkrusher6151 3 года назад +23

      First of all all my pride and second that's my culture you're talking about

    • @send-me-a-puffalope
      @send-me-a-puffalope 3 года назад +2

      hey caitlin!! 💕💕 nice to see ya here

    • @evan._.drawws6293
      @evan._.drawws6293 3 года назад +12

      Jesus christ it's jacksepticeye!!

    • @SoraHound
      @SoraHound 3 года назад +5

      @@skollkrusher6151 taking it a bit too much to heart don't you think? They're just having fun

  • @MnMJax
    @MnMJax Год назад +179

    Man, I'm baked out of my mind and that intro felt like a spiritual experience

    • @mau_ghxst
      @mau_ghxst 8 месяцев назад +9

      not me reading this while currently baked as heck lmao

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 4 месяца назад +4

      Same, I had to check if I was on the right video

    • @panickedshears
      @panickedshears Месяц назад +3

      Gonna get baked later and rewatch this video just so I can experience what you did

  • @aspenisthebest
    @aspenisthebest Год назад +74

    "Are you trying to build a husband or something?" I'm dead.

  • @monodoro
    @monodoro 3 года назад +3278

    The tactical amplifier is the boomer equivalent of putting Disney characters on soup cans to get kids to eat their food. “No grandpa it’s not a hearing aid it’s a TAC AMP, it’s the SUPER manly equipment soldiers use to hear things better!”

    • @Ariplaygames
      @Ariplaygames 3 года назад +149

      Thats exactly what I was thinking! This is such boomer marketing, its really funny xD

    • @notareallifetiger4817
      @notareallifetiger4817 3 года назад +110

      I legitimately need to get something like that for my granddad. He refuses to wear his hearing aids constantly.

    • @James-nu6rq
      @James-nu6rq 3 года назад +94

      Dont forget, it's inspired by patriotic military! America!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  3 года назад +1259

      No it's not DIET soda, it's pepsi MAX!!

    • @adityasarkar7172
      @adityasarkar7172 3 года назад +78

      @@jacksepticeye It's not 7UP, it's Sprite

  • @robertofx8721
    @robertofx8721 3 года назад +2418

    I wanna see the un-edited version of Sean dancing, chanting "Laugh laugh laugh laugh"

  • @ryankelley9110
    @ryankelley9110 Год назад +41

    I can imagine Evelyn outside the door hearing this intro and seriously wondering what’s happening

  • @rxden9937
    @rxden9937 Год назад +91

    I'm going on my bi-annual re-watch Sean's older videos binge.

    • @paxmacalpine845
      @paxmacalpine845 Год назад +3

      Nice to see another fellow traveler lol!

    • @lucasmcfloyd7199
      @lucasmcfloyd7199 2 месяца назад

      On the same journey, miss jacks old funniest home videos

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 3 года назад +2380

    This series has become Jacksepticeye's Infomercial Review, and Im all for it!

    • @mattbavolar8516
      @mattbavolar8516 3 года назад +25

      Jacksepticeyes infomercial power hour

    • @daviswagner870
      @daviswagner870 3 года назад +8

      I kind of miss when this series was actually what it's name was, jacksepticeye's funniest HOME videos instead of infomercials

    • @RohanSingh-cf9tk
      @RohanSingh-cf9tk 3 года назад

      Yes this series was so hilarious

    • @aidanvannynatten2787
      @aidanvannynatten2787 3 года назад +1

      Oh, it’s been this way for a long time now.

    • @natillaamg228
      @natillaamg228 3 года назад

      @@mattbavolar8516 yesss

  • @ryeguy2256
    @ryeguy2256 3 года назад +3369

    That opening clip is 100% gonna be a meme

    • @colinaugstein8291
      @colinaugstein8291 3 года назад +66

      Naahhh that’s the intro from now on 😂

    • @SalamiHoopz
      @SalamiHoopz 3 года назад +33

      “To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
      My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support pl

    • @isaiahlee1811
      @isaiahlee1811 3 года назад +8

      Ong😂😂😂

    • @sandvichofchampions3259
      @sandvichofchampions3259 3 года назад +3

      Well of course

    • @tiggerman9833
      @tiggerman9833 3 года назад +2

      @@SalamiHoopz kk fdd

  • @maddylane2002
    @maddylane2002 Год назад +120

    Jack: “look at this drink! In just thirty minutes it’s gone!” *violently burping and almost gagging* Anyone else curious what that drink was?😅😂😂🤣

    • @ellyqueen296
      @ellyqueen296 9 месяцев назад +6

      Judging by burps, some kind of soda (it has the same effect on me when consumed too fast)

    • @finnyboi8098
      @finnyboi8098 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@ellyqueen296I’m glad I’m not the only one who wondered what he drank for that to happen lol

  • @archangel1547
    @archangel1547 Год назад +60

    Can we get a video where Sean uses all of these cooking gadgets to make a meal for Gab. “Hello and welcome to Jacque Septieye’s Kitchen.”

  • @AlleyWolf123
    @AlleyWolf123 3 года назад +531

    “Your eyeballs don’t work like that”
    My astigmatism: think again

    • @susanfreeman5116
      @susanfreeman5116 3 года назад +2

      Aey! 👉🏻

    • @fubar9629
      @fubar9629 3 года назад +4

      yep came down to comment the same thing

    • @Chem-Chem
      @Chem-Chem 3 года назад +2

      Isn't that a serious issue on a bigger level?! I have a small bit of astigmatism that I inherited from my mother and even that much sucks.

    • @milksniffer2566
      @milksniffer2566 3 года назад

      I was about to say LOL

    • @starchild4908
      @starchild4908 3 года назад

      Same

  • @nuxhd6376
    @nuxhd6376 3 года назад +1828

    Plot Twist: Jack cast a spell on us in the intro so now we have to laugh.

  • @Kai-0425
    @Kai-0425 Год назад +44

    My dad has one of those speakers, and we use it on Christmas eve when we're next to the fire. It works really well.

    • @okamiwolfheart7680
      @okamiwolfheart7680 Год назад +1

      Yeah my mom got one and I stole it 😂 My case is chunky though so I have to take that off, it’s my only complaint

    • @the_storyyeller2191
      @the_storyyeller2191 10 месяцев назад +1

      My sister has one and i'm kind of jealous

  • @nadene539
    @nadene539 Год назад +144

    2:05
    Jack: THERE'S NO WAY THEY WORK LIKE THAT
    Me: My eyes-
    Jack: THIS ISN'T EVEN REAL LIFE
    Me: But my eyes do-
    Jack: YOUR EYEBALLS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
    Me: :'D

  • @Rylie-creations
    @Rylie-creations 2 года назад +2474

    Therapist: chanting Jack can’t get you, he’s not real.
    Chanting Jack: ..”laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh”..

    • @generalsheep4169
      @generalsheep4169 2 года назад +23

      You forgot about laughluaghluaghlaughlaughlaughlaugh

    • @BlueCheeto
      @BlueCheeto 2 года назад +20

      What about the laughlaughlaughlauguaghlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

    • @nighpaw4651
      @nighpaw4651 2 года назад +15

      Okay but you forgot laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

    • @Danny_Gonzalez_SCP
      @Danny_Gonzalez_SCP 2 года назад +5

      These comments man /p

    • @ColossalReaperN7
      @ColossalReaperN7 2 года назад +4

      I thought he was saying fla lmao

  • @jacobarnold6486
    @jacobarnold6486 3 года назад +407

    when you forget to plug your headphones in so your family thinks your starting a cult when the video starts

  • @pinnacle79
    @pinnacle79 Год назад +9

    Jack's expression change when granny lue says "with two fingers" shows how fast he relises that the pump chop was a rip off

  • @ShiningZukarimo
    @ShiningZukarimo Год назад +4

    13:58 This is what Doofenshmirtz needed during that marvel collab.

  • @MrMaradok
    @MrMaradok 3 года назад +536

    So, the “Boom Touch” honestly seems like a fancy version of putting your phone in a cup...sounds just as good to.

    • @EmperorOfAjvar
      @EmperorOfAjvar 3 года назад +10

      If it would work like that yeah. I imagine even if it worked the quality would be shity af

    • @palerose1166
      @palerose1166 3 года назад +6

      I have one and its a lot more clearer than the video.. you only need one tho lol

    • @barranex94c94
      @barranex94c94 3 года назад +8

      So my buddy in school owned something like the “boom touch” and your right just a fancy upgrade.

    • @icchance3734
      @icchance3734 3 года назад +3

      Seems*

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok 3 года назад +2

      @@icchance3734 oops, you’re right, I’ll fix that.

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 2 года назад +1284

    I just realized: magnetic field induction is how a dynamic microphone works. The Boom Touch is literally a microphone.

    • @hammyofdoom8355
      @hammyofdoom8355 2 года назад +51

      With a speaker attached

    • @mrfishyfisshh
      @mrfishyfisshh 2 года назад +19

      Magnetic force Jack! Nature's force!

    • @helljumper9578
      @helljumper9578 2 года назад +27

      Like the ones we used to get as kids from the dollar store? You just yell in it and it made things louder

    • @buaiaa0b887
      @buaiaa0b887 2 года назад +2

      Or it’s using the vibrations

    • @AmonAmarthFan609
      @AmonAmarthFan609 2 года назад +7

      The sound quality wasn't that great and it wasn't even really THAT loud. Tbh though I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not worth $14 (not much more though)

  • @rebelsnowflake15
    @rebelsnowflake15 Год назад +63

    I've gotten more Irish as I get older and it's definitely at least partly Jack's fault

  • @nirdybirdy6180
    @nirdybirdy6180 Год назад +14

    Jack talking about how real life doesn’t look like that with the tack glasses…me having an astigmatism: “it doesn’t?”

  • @chuyeela
    @chuyeela 3 года назад +442

    Imagine Jack do that intro dancing to his queen like a bird trying to impress his love

    • @Selena-ee6ch
      @Selena-ee6ch 3 года назад +4

      I almost spit out my drink reading that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @death13fox92
      @death13fox92 3 года назад +4

      Now imagine him doing it in a Lauren cloth dancing to her lol

    • @tiarehenry7507
      @tiarehenry7507 3 года назад +2

      yea it looks like a mating call and dance

    • @gmt_cthulh
      @gmt_cthulh 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @flamehashira953
      @flamehashira953 3 года назад +2

      God damnit I can totally see that

  • @DizzyInfusion
    @DizzyInfusion 3 года назад +554

    Jack: "That's not how light works..."
    *Everyone with an astigmatism glares*

  • @TheScienceWitch_tsw
    @TheScienceWitch_tsw 33 минуты назад

    “It’s all gone off the rails in season 3” is something I say now every time shit starts going wrong in my life

  • @lavenderdreamss
    @lavenderdreamss Год назад +61

    Ayo, I just realized that Jack had painted nails in this video and he's absolutely slaying.

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 3 года назад +365

    That "... just, bye" "My coffee" at the end killed me. Robin's too good.

    • @BigLord
      @BigLord 3 года назад +3

      That was the best and quickest self plug I've ever seen. Robin is indeed a genius.

    • @nisonenorgren6047
      @nisonenorgren6047 3 года назад +2

      Huh? I must have missed that

    • @luvsharlie
      @luvsharlie 3 года назад

      Robin Thicke? Yeah he's a leg-end.

    • @BigLord
      @BigLord 3 года назад

      @@nisonenorgren6047 very last second of the video!

  • @spicychiknnuggets
    @spicychiknnuggets 3 года назад +808

    Jacksepticeye should start a second series called, "Testing funny items" where he buys and reviews products like this.

    • @jorjanovak7147
      @jorjanovak7147 3 года назад +7

      That’s a great idea

    • @fdw1977
      @fdw1977 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @Devils7thstring
      @Devils7thstring 3 года назад

      Oh god you’re a genius

    • @JD-ph9cx
      @JD-ph9cx 3 года назад +4

      he did something like that with pewds

    • @reflex2793
      @reflex2793 3 года назад +1

      She's already done that you idiots

  • @shiisnotmad6013
    @shiisnotmad6013 Год назад +13

    22:10 I remember these! When I used to ski as a kid, to warm my hands up my mom gave me smaller and round things like these and worked exactly like that! aaww what a good childhood memory

  • @MakiraVangalis
    @MakiraVangalis Год назад +53

    The d-frost wonder actually worked. We had one or something similar growing up.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Год назад +2

      Yeah, it's called a microwave.

    • @theogtimeclock
      @theogtimeclock Год назад +4

      @@anzaca1 don't thaw meat in the microwave please

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@theogtimeclock But e coli is fun...

  • @Clutteredcallum
    @Clutteredcallum 3 года назад +451

    I love how he's actually tearing into these products now instead of being sarcastic the whole time.

    • @drakerieve6239
      @drakerieve6239 3 года назад +1

      Oooo I'm 2 yessss fuck yha yessss you helped me with so much depression yay first time iv ben there's early iv watched you for 5 and a half years like a boss

    • @leeprole4059
      @leeprole4059 3 года назад +1

      @@drakerieve6239 you feeling good bro?

    • @drakerieve6239
      @drakerieve6239 3 года назад +1

      I'm good still dealing with it

    • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
      @Void_Ghost_Beelz 3 года назад

      But when has he actually been sarcastic? I can’t even remember one where he was

    • @tylerbarnes2393
      @tylerbarnes2393 3 года назад +1

      The boom touch actually works

  • @rosieandyn4367
    @rosieandyn4367 3 года назад +412

    “This isn’t real life, your eyeballs don’t work like that”
    My blind ass “I-it shouldn’t work like that??-..”

    • @delta_g2831
      @delta_g2831 3 года назад +16

      You might have astigmatism if you see it like that

    • @ashphobic3703
      @ashphobic3703 3 года назад +24

      @@delta_g2831 I've had astigmatism since I was 6, I legit thought this was normal until someone told me it was not-

    • @deathperception9285
      @deathperception9285 3 года назад

      Your not blind or you wouldn't be able to type this

    • @gingerfail1669
      @gingerfail1669 3 года назад +7

      @@deathperception9285 it was hyperbole or a great exaggeration of the truth they aren’t claiming they’re blind, idiot

    • @delta_g2831
      @delta_g2831 3 года назад +4

      @@ashphobic3703 samee I didn't realise what it was then my vision got MUCH worse and I went to the doctors and they were like 'oh shit, your eyes are fucked' 😂

  • @DaemonCaedo1
    @DaemonCaedo1 Год назад +4

    3:35 I'd like to point out, having worked in an egg processing plant, that the hard boiled eggs there are actually heated and steamed like that, more so than boiling them.
    13:10 Now... I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to plug extension cords into power strips anyway. So you're trading an 'unsightly mess' for a fire hazard.

  • @pinkmoonjuice5158
    @pinkmoonjuice5158 Год назад +5

    Sean pulling out products he bought from another informercial was the most unexpected Uno reverse card moment I've ever experienced.

  • @justajehovahswitness357
    @justajehovahswitness357 2 года назад +491

    0:00 And here we have Sean’s mating call-

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 3 года назад +297

    Seán: "Your eyeballs don't work like that; this is a camera!"
    Me with an astigmatism in both eyes: 👁💧👄💧👁 "Well you don't have to *DRAG* me and my Dollar Tree vision like that..."

    • @dragonayre-00
      @dragonayre-00 3 года назад +20

      I have astigmatism toooo
      I thought everyone see lights like me until recently
      Me: what do you mean you see light without the spiky things that come out of it? I saw it like stars this whole time!!

    • @TheJessDoer
      @TheJessDoer 3 года назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who came here to say this!

    • @brandinm1394
      @brandinm1394 3 года назад +1

      Saameee

    • @PigeonLord
      @PigeonLord 3 года назад +2

      I don’t have an astigmatism but I still see lights like that 🥲 I’ve been to an optometrist and apparently I have 20/15 vision, this still perplexes me.

    • @joejoecraft1782
      @joejoecraft1782 3 года назад

      lol i also have astigmatism

  • @ttvquickscopedurmom7372
    @ttvquickscopedurmom7372 Год назад +22

    This intro is the best three hours of editing I’ve ever seen!

  • @Mr.Hudges
    @Mr.Hudges 10 месяцев назад +4

    I don't know why, but when I saw Jack's reaction to seeing six lil' shorties, I almost died of asphyxiation from laughing. I could feel my lungs collapsing.

  • @mixking1752
    @mixking1752 3 года назад +302

    “All with just 2 fingers”
    Seáns face went dead serious

  • @bk24769
    @bk24769 3 года назад +314

    Jack: "Those aren't even real lights. Your eyeballs don't look like that."
    Me, with severe astigmatism: 👁👄👁

    • @Museofmemory
      @Museofmemory 3 года назад +15

      The moment where part of Jack's audience realised they need glasses

    • @joydownen961
      @joydownen961 3 года назад +1

      Exactly! Lol!

    • @sick0child
      @sick0child 3 года назад +1

      I came here to say the same thing haha

    • @Jikitsu
      @Jikitsu 3 года назад +3

      Same haha, I'm lucky mines not that bad but I do get alot of blurry lights

    • @Muniiiverse
      @Muniiiverse 3 года назад +1

      @@Museofmemory that moment when you go to an optician and they tell you that you have astigmatism but don't need glasses...kinda sus

  • @roninbowling
    @roninbowling Год назад +5

    I'm so proud of him for buying the slap chop. LONG LIVE VINCE!!!

  • @sushiva260
    @sushiva260 Месяц назад

    The funny thing about the defrost pad, it actually works. My parents bought one and i would mess around by sticking ice on it. It melts pretty quickly.

  • @1D991
    @1D991 3 года назад +324

    "Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
    My astigmatism: "LAUGH!"

  • @cristiemenendez8921
    @cristiemenendez8921 3 года назад +320

    damn, jack’s version of ‘shark bait ooh ha ha’ is so good, man

    • @arktube6558
      @arktube6558 3 года назад +4

      Ay!!! I thought that too!

  • @puppy_prince
    @puppy_prince Год назад +2

    with the vision thing on the first product it shows an astigmatism and what you see with it lmao

  • @urmommmm4988
    @urmommmm4988 9 месяцев назад +1

    when i was younger my grandma actually bought a Boom Touch and it’s actually not a scam. if your phone is positioned the right way, the Boom Touch actually acts as a speaker and inhances the sound. it was really cool and as people may see it like a scam- it isn’t.

  • @ScorpionGrass
    @ScorpionGrass 3 года назад +341

    I'm literally blasting the opening sequence on max and my family is looking at me in a very meaningful manner

    • @nightfox7859
      @nightfox7859 3 года назад +8

      The word you're looking for is concerned 😟

    • @whomidity3953
      @whomidity3953 3 года назад +3

      Oh no

    • @Spoookboo
      @Spoookboo 3 года назад +4

      Perfect

    • @TheDoomsock
      @TheDoomsock 3 года назад +4

      Make it your ring tone

    • @TechnicalTactician
      @TechnicalTactician 3 года назад +4

      @@TheDoomsock Make it your alarm and play it on the radio in traffic stops

  • @HarmonyBreaker
    @HarmonyBreaker 3 года назад +414

    Jack: “Your eyes don’t work like that!”
    Me with astigmatism: uhh...

    • @lorenbegley5181
      @lorenbegley5181 3 года назад +6

      Relate 😂

    • @Typhlo_ttv
      @Typhlo_ttv 3 года назад +4

      True

    • @Reaper1785
      @Reaper1785 3 года назад +10

      Deadass that bloom makes it so hard to drive at night.

    • @ravengrim2117
      @ravengrim2117 3 года назад +2

      Saaaaaaaaame

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 3 года назад +8

      Oh that's what it's called? I was kinda confused when Jack said that, guess I have astigmatism then lol

  • @ElaihSanford-bq7zt
    @ElaihSanford-bq7zt День назад

    I think he started a laugh cult 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emilyhazel7347
    @emilyhazel7347 Месяц назад +1

    "lord jesus its all gone off the rails in season 3" my life in a nutshell

  • @ShanInMoonlight
    @ShanInMoonlight 3 года назад +322

    Funny thing is, my parents fell for the speaker thing but it actually works lol

    • @allenmoore8226
      @allenmoore8226 3 года назад +3

      I had one in my dough room at work

    • @SomeRandomIdiot6562
      @SomeRandomIdiot6562 3 года назад +4

      This is the one of rare good ones

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  3 года назад +254

      ah duh.... it has magnetic field induction

    • @gnoffhoff5296
      @gnoffhoff5296 3 года назад +2

      Comediansepticeye!!

    • @ShanInMoonlight
      @ShanInMoonlight 3 года назад +15

      @@jacksepticeye only absolute IDIOTS doubt the power of magnetic field induction

  • @jamiebower6447
    @jamiebower6447 3 года назад +112

    For some reason, the Snap and Sooth was super popular in South African primary school's like 10 years ago. Kids would trade colours and pay people to borrow them for the day.

  • @stellarisfreak878
    @stellarisfreak878 10 месяцев назад

    Jacksepticeye: RUclipsr, salesman, and now tribal leader.

  • @sierragrigsby2081
    @sierragrigsby2081 9 месяцев назад

    imagine putting in the hearing things, putting on headphones over it, crank both as far up as theyll go, and blasting music

  • @Jessicamoon2130
    @Jessicamoon2130 3 года назад +276

    Séan: Eyes don’t work like that
    People with an astigmatism: I beg to differ

    • @balamb25
      @balamb25 3 года назад +12

      I was just thinking this!! Oh... you mean it's not normal to take off your glasses at night and see GIANT BLURRY SNOWFLAKES on every street light?

    • @xanderwrahn
      @xanderwrahn 3 года назад +3

      I was about to say 😂

    • @Mizaxa
      @Mizaxa 3 года назад +4

      yeah like My eyes ALWAYS have that. only when i put my glasses on do i not have the flared out light.

    • @SirVoidEater
      @SirVoidEater 3 года назад

      @@Mizaxa i still have that when i wear my glasses are you saying it is supposed to go away?

  • @ashleyarismendy6119
    @ashleyarismendy6119 3 года назад +230

    I love that when Sean gets sooo angyyy he turns 10000% more Irish......I approve

  • @anangoons
    @anangoons Год назад

    Oh man the heating things! Were from rural northern US and my family use a disposable version of those when we go deer hunting! Since deer season is early winter and you have to be VERY STILL AND QUIET for hours and hours if you're in a blind or tree stand, you can't move around to keep warm cus you'll make sound/it easier to see you. So we have little single-use ones you can put in your gloves that use a chemical reaction too! You open the package and knead them for a few seconds to start it. There are even ones specially designed to put in the toes of your boots that have a little sticker on one side to make sure they don't slide around your boots. They're really nice when you're sitting out in the woods for hours in November and December lmao

  • @beyonddu0731
    @beyonddu0731 5 месяцев назад +1

    It’s crazy, the boombox is actually real, I used to have one when I was younger.

  • @cloudycrisps7290
    @cloudycrisps7290 3 года назад +323

    “There’s just nothing like it on the market today!”
    Me, who’s worn hearing aids since I was 4: “ex-SQUSE ME!?”

    • @MrSplicer3
      @MrSplicer3 3 года назад +14

      Do we need to turn the volume up?

    • @susanfreeman5116
      @susanfreeman5116 3 года назад +1

      I just got mine! They are an actual lifesaver 🦻

  • @tristonsanchez25
    @tristonsanchez25 3 года назад +310

    imagine jacks girlfriend just walks in and your chanting laugh

    • @blazingskies232
      @blazingskies232 3 года назад +13

      She's probably used to it

    • @bunkusdundongo6675
      @bunkusdundongo6675 3 года назад +2

      You're. Or do you mean Jack? Is "Jack" your in this context? Or is "your" the audience? Hmmm...... Does that mean Jack's girlfriend is in all our houses?

    • @thatboygooxse_8775
      @thatboygooxse_8775 3 года назад +8

      introducing the tacgirlfriend

    • @blasttrooper5641
      @blasttrooper5641 3 года назад +2

      @@bunkusdundongo6675 haha I hate that comment

    • @monobeardesbearer9069
      @monobeardesbearer9069 3 года назад

      @@bunkusdundongo6675 it's not that deep

  • @whereswatson3952
    @whereswatson3952 Год назад +4

    This man's vocals are absolutely STUNNING. He has screamed more times than I can count yet he can still produce vocals like at 0:05

  • @jakobmuniz166
    @jakobmuniz166 3 месяца назад

    I love how the tac glasses and visor are most likely that trick where you take off the top layer of a TV or computer screen making the screen white

  • @bibliophilic
    @bibliophilic 3 года назад +226

    "This isn't even real life! Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
    Cries in astigmatism.

    • @thelucindamay
      @thelucindamay 3 года назад +12

      haha feel you, the image used for the heavy traffic is exactly how lights look for me when night driving :(

    • @bibliophilic
      @bibliophilic 3 года назад +6

      @@thelucindamay It's so awful, I basically can't drive after dusk anymore because of it. I just don't feel like I can see well enough to be safe on the road at night because all of the streetlights and car lights are blown out and blurred together like that. I'm sorry you have to deal with it too!

    • @shamrockgamer401
      @shamrockgamer401 3 года назад +1

      What is astigmatism can someone kindly explain please

    • @djboogymonster
      @djboogymonster 3 года назад +1

      Truth.

    • @djboogymonster
      @djboogymonster 3 года назад +4

      @@shamrockgamer401 misshapen eyeballs. Normal people have roundish eyes. Astigmatism is when your eyes are shaped more like a football (American football). Causes all kinds of fun vision issues.

  • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
    @robjohnsonmusicandgaming 3 года назад +275

    I never realized that sitting at home sick as a child and watching these terrible infomercials on TV was such a unique American experience lol

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 3 года назад +9

      We have them in Finland too, though they're usually nighttime TV for low budget channels that don't have nighttime programs for some reason.

    • @i_am_not_linear6278
      @i_am_not_linear6278 3 года назад +2

      i remember sneaking out to the tv at 3am and watching hours of ads, i’m australian btw

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 3 года назад +3

      I’m living in Korea now and oh my gosh they have SO MANY home shopping channels - help! 😂

    • @phantom8580
      @phantom8580 3 года назад +2

      I’m American and I haven’t seen as much of them as used to but I grew up with Vince hopper and billy Mayes screaming on the tv

    • @papercandle6842
      @papercandle6842 3 года назад +5

      everywhere has them, you just have to be a child and find those weird channels to find them

  • @gwenturo9550
    @gwenturo9550 2 месяца назад

    The Tac stands for tacky, not tactical.
    Those honestly are my favorite because in every single one nick says "there's just nothing like it on the market today" and it's just sunglasses or a flashlight...
    Also In every video he sells polarizing products in, they just show totally fake unrealistic edited visual conditions, and then "put the Tac glasses on" or flip the visor down and just superimpose the regular footage onto it. Like bro, no fucking headlight in the world is that bright, especially during the DAY.
    And they always do the screen demonstration pretending it's too bright to see without the glasses or visor, when all they did is peel off the polarizing film on the screen. there's literally no image without a Polarizer, it's not too bright.
    It's the worst, tackiest, most obviously scammy marketing I've ever seen and it's fucking gold every time

  • @Your_local_digital
    @Your_local_digital 8 дней назад

    Anyone else confused concerned, but extremely entertained by the intro😂? I was confused and concerned for about two seconds, but then sat there like a toddler watching dancing pineapples for the rest of the intro just amazed😂

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 3 года назад +298

    *Fun fact: Nick Bolton isn't actually in the military lol*

    • @merwa5554
      @merwa5554 3 года назад +4

      So where is he?

    • @Kompman
      @Kompman 3 года назад +10

      @@merwa5554 better question, where are his legs?

    • @yvettemartinez42
      @yvettemartinez42 3 года назад +4

      Is he in relation to Michael Bolton by any chance??? Lmao

    • @uselessweeb1090
      @uselessweeb1090 3 года назад +1

      Lies

    • @fanta-san1858
      @fanta-san1858 3 года назад +3

      Surprise surprise 🤣 just another yuppies who thinks he’s in the military when he puts on one of his 600 Grunt Style t-shirts, I can’t stand people like him, like stop giving the military that good gauk gauk 3000, ur just a civilian who went out and bought an old HMMWV for Youre shit commercials and put on hideous ACU pattern uniform pants and wanted to give off military vibes, until he signs that dotted line like myself and countless other men and women, don’t pretend like you know what the military uses and why we use it

  • @powersthetiddygoblin
    @powersthetiddygoblin 3 года назад +227

    "Who's using CD's?!"
    ....*slides my CD case of 2000's music under the rug*...

    • @DamienXavier1828
      @DamienXavier1828 3 года назад +5

      I just bought 5 cds this week. 😂

    • @theassassin8706
      @theassassin8706 3 года назад +6

      Some older people might still have some of their precious photos on CD, and wanting to digitalized their photos, Safe N Sound sounds like a pretty useful thing

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 3 года назад +3

      @@theassassin8706 hey I’m 19 and I use CDs in the car, mainly a bunch of musicals though so...

    • @theassassin8706
      @theassassin8706 3 года назад

      @@CheshieD Why'd you respond to my comment? Lol

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 3 года назад +4

      @@theassassin8706 didn’t mean to but was too lazy to change it afterwards 😂😂😂

  • @Hissymaster
    @Hissymaster 2 месяца назад

    Now the defrost wonder is practically the same as leaving your food ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

  • @nickilaurant9330
    @nickilaurant9330 Год назад +9

    "who in their right mind is using cds anymore" me watching this infront of my metal cd collection 👀 (its comfortingly nostalgic ok)

    • @mr.nickols1293
      @mr.nickols1293 Год назад

      Cripes it's like having a museum exhibit in your home lol.

    • @slandracon3853
      @slandracon3853 Год назад

      @@mr.nickols1293 Dude I still have an old MIB 2 VHS in my closet somewhere (Even if I cant ever use it :)

  • @agentmaverik1774
    @agentmaverik1774 3 года назад +260

    "Are you making a husband or something ?" :- jacksepticeye
    That line really got me 😂😂

    • @luckystarplays1837
      @luckystarplays1837 3 года назад +2

      Appreciate the pfp

    • @SkyKin
      @SkyKin 3 года назад +2

      5:04 One of the best parts, got me as well xD 👌

  • @Knightwing785
    @Knightwing785 7 месяцев назад +3

    2023 Brain Leak idea= Still waiting for the Slap Chop video lol

    • @Ho_Lee_Fook
      @Ho_Lee_Fook 7 месяцев назад

      He did it 11 months ago

  • @leterneautunes2427
    @leterneautunes2427 8 месяцев назад

    "Look at this drink! in 30 minutes-"
    *Burps and cries in agony* *dies*
    "It's gone!"

  • @enferreine
    @enferreine 3 года назад +449

    What makes those hearing aids tactical, is my Grandfather tactically turning it down when he was getting in trouble for leaving a mess in the kitchen.

    • @SpiraEclipse
      @SpiraEclipse 2 года назад +10

      What an icon

    • @ksnarks
      @ksnarks 2 года назад +1

      Can’t wait to be 70. I’m halfway there. I shall use your grandfather’s tactics.

    • @TheBedroomSimRacer
      @TheBedroomSimRacer 2 года назад +1

      Vietnam flashbacks anyone?

  • @katierae6671
    @katierae6671 3 года назад +315

    sean:”it’s just a usb drive, here you can have this one for free”
    also sean: “it has all my noods on it”

    • @karma1520
      @karma1520 3 года назад +10

      I think for half of the ppl in the comment section that only sweetens the deal 😂

    • @yvettemartinez42
      @yvettemartinez42 3 года назад +2

      I would most definitely take it for all the "extra storage" the nudes are a plus lmao

  • @aircontamination6
    @aircontamination6 Год назад

    When my friend watched the introduction, they denied being in the All Mighty Jacksepticeye cult

  • @-Komakaze
    @-Komakaze 5 месяцев назад

    "This lady pulled out the tower of Isengard" Got me dead

  • @user-ji8ps7jf9y
    @user-ji8ps7jf9y 3 года назад +747

    Fun fact: The oldest “your mom” joke was discovered on a 3'500-year-old Babylonian tablet. :))

  • @moriartea897
    @moriartea897 3 года назад +222

    Tac Amplifier is just a way to get your stubborn grandpa to wear his hearing aid by making it "cool".

    • @SQU1SHYFAC3
      @SQU1SHYFAC3 3 года назад +1

      Actually tempted to try this with my grandfather 😂

    • @ianbertram1872
      @ianbertram1872 3 года назад +2

      Well at least some good is coming from that commercial

    • @cosplaymemories1487
      @cosplaymemories1487 3 года назад

      I mean.... if it works it works.... ammirite?

  • @pokemonfan8569
    @pokemonfan8569 10 месяцев назад

    Pump n' Chop: exists
    Jacksepticeye: How dare you stand where he stood?

  • @minirook
    @minirook 3 месяца назад

    Ronnie is also back at it and selling the ultimate Irish prep bowl.

  • @rodriguezsanchez3860
    @rodriguezsanchez3860 3 года назад +278

    This series is slowly turning into Jacksepticeye debunks advertisements and I love it

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 3 года назад +3

      I would love to see him react to the dr. Sasquatch soap ad cause its so ridiculous

    • @burgerbenis2600
      @burgerbenis2600 3 года назад +1

      He’s slowly becoming jackskepticeye

  • @d.e.n.n.y
    @d.e.n.n.y 2 года назад +1890

    I laughed when Granny Lou said “With only two fingers” and Sean’s smile INSTANTLY vanished

    • @En_chonky_fuzzy_bee
      @En_chonky_fuzzy_bee 2 года назад +38

      Lmfao i just saw that and i burst out wheezing

    • @d.e.n.n.y
      @d.e.n.n.y 2 года назад +50

      @@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 💀. It was like a “what did she just say” look 💀💀💀

    • @lukeleon
      @lukeleon 2 года назад +2

      @@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 😂

    • @Lady_Violet22
      @Lady_Violet22 2 года назад +8

      Why else are just those two fingers trimmed properly? Heheheh

    • @babyaxolotl6433
      @babyaxolotl6433 2 года назад +9

      I found the emoji for Sean's reaction
      😐

  • @okfine7402
    @okfine7402 Год назад +14

    I've actually seen the "night vision tac glasses" in Walmart

  • @GhostPhoenix-id4hx
    @GhostPhoenix-id4hx 7 месяцев назад

    The intro lives in my brain rent free.
    Me at 2am: laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*music engaged*(laughlaughlaughlaugh-ing increases)

  • @pinkespots
    @pinkespots 3 года назад +251

    These videos in a nutshell:
    "Local Irishman roasts American products and/or America its self"

  • @alligatorscrublord
    @alligatorscrublord 3 года назад +251

    You can tell that Jack is very confident in himself and does whatever he wants for his intros because he's hit a wide range of entertainment and knows he can't please everyone.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 года назад +3

      And that is when you truly are free.

    • @doodlecaboodle9298
      @doodlecaboodle9298 3 года назад

      Todays humor is exactly this so it’s not too far fetched to say he’s just pleasing the majority

    • @Kayla.124
      @Kayla.124 3 года назад

      *me not knowing what it means*

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 3 года назад +1

      @@Kayla.124 - It means the intro is offensive to native americans, but Seán does it anyway because to him personally it was just funny or pleasant sounding.

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 3 года назад

      PS: He did sound very pretty and I hope he doesn’t get cancelled over it.

  • @JJTheGremlin
    @JJTheGremlin 9 месяцев назад

    2:09 Jack: "This isn't even real life! Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
    People with astigmatism:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @Coagulated_Paint
    @Coagulated_Paint Год назад

    EVERY SINGLE infomercial has the line "The secret is" at LEAST once.