TAC GADGETS NEED TO BE STOPPED | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2024
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TacSMASH that tacLIKE button
WAY too many people are NOT smashing that like button!!!!
Sure
Laugh
YES
Oh my god, IM EARLY
ok
Opening sequence: My Brain during every exam
I LOVE UR VIDEOS
Why your room so dirtty 🤣
Mango 🥭
Oooo dad's gonna be mad
oh wow its steven he, I really like your videos
Sup
“Your eyeballs don’t even work like that!”
Well I don’t know what that means but Allison’s got astigmatism!
fucking LOL
Lmao
It's me, I'm Allison, my astigmatism is getting bad :(
Bro be proud the man, the myth and the legend replied to you. Be proud
@@breannarcher4483 I am, I was so happy I just pogo sticked for 10 minutes straight.
“EYES DONT WORK LIKE THAT”
well clearly Sean doesnt have astigmatism lmao-
Fr I have astigmatism and I was like maybe I should get those 😭😭
@@DahliaAsmr143 SAME like I was actually debating it 💀
I went to the comments to see if someone was going to point it out-
Yeah seriously I guess we have Vaseline in our eyes 😂😂
Right???
“It’s like an extension cord but several feet less!”
Ladies and gentlemen I think it’s clear we’re now deinventing things because we’ve all run out of ideas
But I own a Lil shorty so maybe. It works if you watch your phone at night but the port too low. You plug one in and then plug your phone in. Endless watching 👀.
Everyone be like “why is yours so small?”
I feel like these infomercials are literally just the "Am I a joke to you" meme but unironically
Hi
@@sandychen1381 I have heard your cries for communication human. Your "Hi" has gained my mighty attention. What is the wish you would like to convey to my mind?
HuH
@@sandychen1381 Hi is equivalent to hello, but it is considered a little bit more informal in tone. In fact, it was recorded a lot earlier than hello. Hi developed from the Middle English hy, similar to hey and ha. Essentially, these are all terms used to call attention (they’re short and easy to say) that evolved into the greetings we use today.
@sathish official creations why tf are you here
the intro of this video just made me realize that we are all apart of the Jacksepticeye cult
and you can never leave
°_°
You achieved heart + reply from the Gaelic Gladiator himself, thou art the chosen one.
The only cult that counts
Praise the septic god
Jack predicting the typically commercials with the $19.99 and the “add in another one for free” made me laugh so hard 😂
2:06 jack says your eyes don't work like that unless you smear Vaseline all over your eyes.
Me with astigmatism: 🥴😶 (lights really do look like to me🤣🤣)
Yeah I wish my eyes didn't work like this . :(
Omg hello fellow astigmatism brother/sister, it's true that living with astigmatism is hard I get migraines a lot cause of mine and indeed it looks like light is basically Vaseline somebody descided to smear all over your face🤣
True!
As a fellow astigmatic, I feel you
I am 16 and I learned earlier this year that lights looking like that is not "normal" and I have astigmatism that was an interesting day
Jack: "Real life doesn't look like that!"
Me with an astigmatism: "👁️👄👁️"
Broo I actually thought I commented that 👁💧👄💧👁
Same 🤡💀
Hahaha same. Astigmatism and lazy eye sucks
The hell is that
@LEONARDO GARZON TOSETTI are you using gay as an insult?
the intro put the fear of god into me, jesus jack
Hey Caitlin
First of all all my pride and second that's my culture you're talking about
hey caitlin!! 💕💕 nice to see ya here
Jesus christ it's jacksepticeye!!
@@skollkrusher6151 taking it a bit too much to heart don't you think? They're just having fun
Man, I'm baked out of my mind and that intro felt like a spiritual experience
not me reading this while currently baked as heck lmao
Same, I had to check if I was on the right video
Gonna get baked later and rewatch this video just so I can experience what you did
"Are you trying to build a husband or something?" I'm dead.
The tactical amplifier is the boomer equivalent of putting Disney characters on soup cans to get kids to eat their food. “No grandpa it’s not a hearing aid it’s a TAC AMP, it’s the SUPER manly equipment soldiers use to hear things better!”
Thats exactly what I was thinking! This is such boomer marketing, its really funny xD
I legitimately need to get something like that for my granddad. He refuses to wear his hearing aids constantly.
Dont forget, it's inspired by patriotic military! America!
No it's not DIET soda, it's pepsi MAX!!
@@jacksepticeye It's not 7UP, it's Sprite
I wanna see the un-edited version of Sean dancing, chanting "Laugh laugh laugh laugh"
Yes!
Ah, yes. One of life's necessities.
Just imagine robin having to watch it to edit it like that
Release the Sean Cut. This needs to be done.
Same
I can imagine Evelyn outside the door hearing this intro and seriously wondering what’s happening
I'm going on my bi-annual re-watch Sean's older videos binge.
Nice to see another fellow traveler lol!
On the same journey, miss jacks old funniest home videos
This series has become Jacksepticeye's Infomercial Review, and Im all for it!
Jacksepticeyes infomercial power hour
I kind of miss when this series was actually what it's name was, jacksepticeye's funniest HOME videos instead of infomercials
Yes this series was so hilarious
Oh, it’s been this way for a long time now.
@@mattbavolar8516 yesss
That opening clip is 100% gonna be a meme
Naahhh that’s the intro from now on 😂
“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support pl
Ong😂😂😂
Well of course
@@SalamiHoopz kk fdd
Jack: “look at this drink! In just thirty minutes it’s gone!” *violently burping and almost gagging* Anyone else curious what that drink was?😅😂😂🤣
Judging by burps, some kind of soda (it has the same effect on me when consumed too fast)
@@ellyqueen296I’m glad I’m not the only one who wondered what he drank for that to happen lol
Can we get a video where Sean uses all of these cooking gadgets to make a meal for Gab. “Hello and welcome to Jacque Septieye’s Kitchen.”
“Your eyeballs don’t work like that”
My astigmatism: think again
Aey! 👉🏻
yep came down to comment the same thing
Isn't that a serious issue on a bigger level?! I have a small bit of astigmatism that I inherited from my mother and even that much sucks.
I was about to say LOL
Same
Plot Twist: Jack cast a spell on us in the intro so now we have to laugh.
That intro remind me of indigenous people
@@youwantmyname9208 okay?
@@youwantmyname9208 Oh look Mr.Obvious 😒
You're a genius!
@@henri5560 yes
My dad has one of those speakers, and we use it on Christmas eve when we're next to the fire. It works really well.
Yeah my mom got one and I stole it 😂 My case is chunky though so I have to take that off, it’s my only complaint
My sister has one and i'm kind of jealous
2:05
Jack: THERE'S NO WAY THEY WORK LIKE THAT
Me: My eyes-
Jack: THIS ISN'T EVEN REAL LIFE
Me: But my eyes do-
Jack: YOUR EYEBALLS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
Me: :'D
Therapist: chanting Jack can’t get you, he’s not real.
Chanting Jack: ..”laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh”..
You forgot about laughluaghluaghlaughlaughlaughlaugh
What about the laughlaughlaughlauguaghlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh
Okay but you forgot laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh
These comments man /p
I thought he was saying fla lmao
when you forget to plug your headphones in so your family thinks your starting a cult when the video starts
Who says we aren't?
Me who's still using CD in the third world countries 😑
get them to join!
@@jacksepticeye you got it Jack!
@@jacksepticeye Unus Seánus
Jack's expression change when granny lue says "with two fingers" shows how fast he relises that the pump chop was a rip off
13:58 This is what Doofenshmirtz needed during that marvel collab.
So, the “Boom Touch” honestly seems like a fancy version of putting your phone in a cup...sounds just as good to.
If it would work like that yeah. I imagine even if it worked the quality would be shity af
I have one and its a lot more clearer than the video.. you only need one tho lol
So my buddy in school owned something like the “boom touch” and your right just a fancy upgrade.
Seems*
@@icchance3734 oops, you’re right, I’ll fix that.
I just realized: magnetic field induction is how a dynamic microphone works. The Boom Touch is literally a microphone.
With a speaker attached
Magnetic force Jack! Nature's force!
Like the ones we used to get as kids from the dollar store? You just yell in it and it made things louder
Or it’s using the vibrations
The sound quality wasn't that great and it wasn't even really THAT loud. Tbh though I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not worth $14 (not much more though)
I've gotten more Irish as I get older and it's definitely at least partly Jack's fault
Same
Jack talking about how real life doesn’t look like that with the tack glasses…me having an astigmatism: “it doesn’t?”
Imagine Jack do that intro dancing to his queen like a bird trying to impress his love
I almost spit out my drink reading that 🤣🤣🤣
Now imagine him doing it in a Lauren cloth dancing to her lol
yea it looks like a mating call and dance
😂😂😂
God damnit I can totally see that
Jack: "That's not how light works..."
*Everyone with an astigmatism glares*
true
Yupp
I feel this.
and i took that personally
Same
“It’s all gone off the rails in season 3” is something I say now every time shit starts going wrong in my life
Ayo, I just realized that Jack had painted nails in this video and he's absolutely slaying.
Fugg yeah
That "... just, bye" "My coffee" at the end killed me. Robin's too good.
That was the best and quickest self plug I've ever seen. Robin is indeed a genius.
Huh? I must have missed that
Robin Thicke? Yeah he's a leg-end.
@@nisonenorgren6047 very last second of the video!
Jacksepticeye should start a second series called, "Testing funny items" where he buys and reviews products like this.
That’s a great idea
I was thinking the same thing.
Oh god you’re a genius
he did something like that with pewds
She's already done that you idiots
22:10 I remember these! When I used to ski as a kid, to warm my hands up my mom gave me smaller and round things like these and worked exactly like that! aaww what a good childhood memory
The d-frost wonder actually worked. We had one or something similar growing up.
Yeah, it's called a microwave.
@@anzaca1 don't thaw meat in the microwave please
@@theogtimeclock But e coli is fun...
I love how he's actually tearing into these products now instead of being sarcastic the whole time.
Oooo I'm 2 yessss fuck yha yessss you helped me with so much depression yay first time iv ben there's early iv watched you for 5 and a half years like a boss
@@drakerieve6239 you feeling good bro?
I'm good still dealing with it
But when has he actually been sarcastic? I can’t even remember one where he was
The boom touch actually works
“This isn’t real life, your eyeballs don’t work like that”
My blind ass “I-it shouldn’t work like that??-..”
You might have astigmatism if you see it like that
@@delta_g2831 I've had astigmatism since I was 6, I legit thought this was normal until someone told me it was not-
Your not blind or you wouldn't be able to type this
@@deathperception9285 it was hyperbole or a great exaggeration of the truth they aren’t claiming they’re blind, idiot
@@ashphobic3703 samee I didn't realise what it was then my vision got MUCH worse and I went to the doctors and they were like 'oh shit, your eyes are fucked' 😂
3:35 I'd like to point out, having worked in an egg processing plant, that the hard boiled eggs there are actually heated and steamed like that, more so than boiling them.
13:10 Now... I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to plug extension cords into power strips anyway. So you're trading an 'unsightly mess' for a fire hazard.
Sean pulling out products he bought from another informercial was the most unexpected Uno reverse card moment I've ever experienced.
0:00 And here we have Sean’s mating call-
0:06 is his siren
LMFAO😂😂😂
I get it... Jehovah Witness, TomSka
@@arfansthename 😂🥰🥰😅🥰😅😅😅
@@mrdigbears5675 ...ok?
Seán: "Your eyeballs don't work like that; this is a camera!"
Me with an astigmatism in both eyes: 👁💧👄💧👁 "Well you don't have to *DRAG* me and my Dollar Tree vision like that..."
I have astigmatism toooo
I thought everyone see lights like me until recently
Me: what do you mean you see light without the spiky things that come out of it? I saw it like stars this whole time!!
Glad I'm not the only one who came here to say this!
Saameee
I don’t have an astigmatism but I still see lights like that 🥲 I’ve been to an optometrist and apparently I have 20/15 vision, this still perplexes me.
lol i also have astigmatism
This intro is the best three hours of editing I’ve ever seen!
I don't know why, but when I saw Jack's reaction to seeing six lil' shorties, I almost died of asphyxiation from laughing. I could feel my lungs collapsing.
“All with just 2 fingers”
Seáns face went dead serious
Seán: "😶😏👀"
Jack: "Those aren't even real lights. Your eyeballs don't look like that."
Me, with severe astigmatism: 👁👄👁
The moment where part of Jack's audience realised they need glasses
Exactly! Lol!
I came here to say the same thing haha
Same haha, I'm lucky mines not that bad but I do get alot of blurry lights
@@Museofmemory that moment when you go to an optician and they tell you that you have astigmatism but don't need glasses...kinda sus
I'm so proud of him for buying the slap chop. LONG LIVE VINCE!!!
The funny thing about the defrost pad, it actually works. My parents bought one and i would mess around by sticking ice on it. It melts pretty quickly.
"Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
My astigmatism: "LAUGH!"
Shivam Yadav b o t
Preach!!!
damn, jack’s version of ‘shark bait ooh ha ha’ is so good, man
Ay!!! I thought that too!
with the vision thing on the first product it shows an astigmatism and what you see with it lmao
when i was younger my grandma actually bought a Boom Touch and it’s actually not a scam. if your phone is positioned the right way, the Boom Touch actually acts as a speaker and inhances the sound. it was really cool and as people may see it like a scam- it isn’t.
I'm literally blasting the opening sequence on max and my family is looking at me in a very meaningful manner
The word you're looking for is concerned 😟
Oh no
Perfect
Make it your ring tone
@@TheDoomsock Make it your alarm and play it on the radio in traffic stops
Jack: “Your eyes don’t work like that!”
Me with astigmatism: uhh...
Relate 😂
True
Deadass that bloom makes it so hard to drive at night.
Saaaaaaaaame
Oh that's what it's called? I was kinda confused when Jack said that, guess I have astigmatism then lol
I think he started a laugh cult 🤣🤣🤣
"lord jesus its all gone off the rails in season 3" my life in a nutshell
Funny thing is, my parents fell for the speaker thing but it actually works lol
I had one in my dough room at work
This is the one of rare good ones
ah duh.... it has magnetic field induction
Comediansepticeye!!
@@jacksepticeye only absolute IDIOTS doubt the power of magnetic field induction
For some reason, the Snap and Sooth was super popular in South African primary school's like 10 years ago. Kids would trade colours and pay people to borrow them for the day.
OH MY SOUL YES I REMEMBER THAT
Jacksepticeye: RUclipsr, salesman, and now tribal leader.
imagine putting in the hearing things, putting on headphones over it, crank both as far up as theyll go, and blasting music
Séan: Eyes don’t work like that
People with an astigmatism: I beg to differ
I was just thinking this!! Oh... you mean it's not normal to take off your glasses at night and see GIANT BLURRY SNOWFLAKES on every street light?
I was about to say 😂
yeah like My eyes ALWAYS have that. only when i put my glasses on do i not have the flared out light.
@@Mizaxa i still have that when i wear my glasses are you saying it is supposed to go away?
I love that when Sean gets sooo angyyy he turns 10000% more Irish......I approve
SO TRUE
He’s got the shamrock power
Why thank you
Oh man the heating things! Were from rural northern US and my family use a disposable version of those when we go deer hunting! Since deer season is early winter and you have to be VERY STILL AND QUIET for hours and hours if you're in a blind or tree stand, you can't move around to keep warm cus you'll make sound/it easier to see you. So we have little single-use ones you can put in your gloves that use a chemical reaction too! You open the package and knead them for a few seconds to start it. There are even ones specially designed to put in the toes of your boots that have a little sticker on one side to make sure they don't slide around your boots. They're really nice when you're sitting out in the woods for hours in November and December lmao
It’s crazy, the boombox is actually real, I used to have one when I was younger.
“There’s just nothing like it on the market today!”
Me, who’s worn hearing aids since I was 4: “ex-SQUSE ME!?”
Do we need to turn the volume up?
I just got mine! They are an actual lifesaver 🦻
imagine jacks girlfriend just walks in and your chanting laugh
She's probably used to it
You're. Or do you mean Jack? Is "Jack" your in this context? Or is "your" the audience? Hmmm...... Does that mean Jack's girlfriend is in all our houses?
introducing the tacgirlfriend
@@bunkusdundongo6675 haha I hate that comment
@@bunkusdundongo6675 it's not that deep
This man's vocals are absolutely STUNNING. He has screamed more times than I can count yet he can still produce vocals like at 0:05
I love how the tac glasses and visor are most likely that trick where you take off the top layer of a TV or computer screen making the screen white
"This isn't even real life! Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
Cries in astigmatism.
haha feel you, the image used for the heavy traffic is exactly how lights look for me when night driving :(
@@thelucindamay It's so awful, I basically can't drive after dusk anymore because of it. I just don't feel like I can see well enough to be safe on the road at night because all of the streetlights and car lights are blown out and blurred together like that. I'm sorry you have to deal with it too!
What is astigmatism can someone kindly explain please
Truth.
@@shamrockgamer401 misshapen eyeballs. Normal people have roundish eyes. Astigmatism is when your eyes are shaped more like a football (American football). Causes all kinds of fun vision issues.
I never realized that sitting at home sick as a child and watching these terrible infomercials on TV was such a unique American experience lol
We have them in Finland too, though they're usually nighttime TV for low budget channels that don't have nighttime programs for some reason.
i remember sneaking out to the tv at 3am and watching hours of ads, i’m australian btw
I’m living in Korea now and oh my gosh they have SO MANY home shopping channels - help! 😂
I’m American and I haven’t seen as much of them as used to but I grew up with Vince hopper and billy Mayes screaming on the tv
everywhere has them, you just have to be a child and find those weird channels to find them
The Tac stands for tacky, not tactical.
Those honestly are my favorite because in every single one nick says "there's just nothing like it on the market today" and it's just sunglasses or a flashlight...
Also In every video he sells polarizing products in, they just show totally fake unrealistic edited visual conditions, and then "put the Tac glasses on" or flip the visor down and just superimpose the regular footage onto it. Like bro, no fucking headlight in the world is that bright, especially during the DAY.
And they always do the screen demonstration pretending it's too bright to see without the glasses or visor, when all they did is peel off the polarizing film on the screen. there's literally no image without a Polarizer, it's not too bright.
It's the worst, tackiest, most obviously scammy marketing I've ever seen and it's fucking gold every time
Anyone else confused concerned, but extremely entertained by the intro😂? I was confused and concerned for about two seconds, but then sat there like a toddler watching dancing pineapples for the rest of the intro just amazed😂
*Fun fact: Nick Bolton isn't actually in the military lol*
So where is he?
@@merwa5554 better question, where are his legs?
Is he in relation to Michael Bolton by any chance??? Lmao
Lies
Surprise surprise 🤣 just another yuppies who thinks he’s in the military when he puts on one of his 600 Grunt Style t-shirts, I can’t stand people like him, like stop giving the military that good gauk gauk 3000, ur just a civilian who went out and bought an old HMMWV for Youre shit commercials and put on hideous ACU pattern uniform pants and wanted to give off military vibes, until he signs that dotted line like myself and countless other men and women, don’t pretend like you know what the military uses and why we use it
"Who's using CD's?!"
....*slides my CD case of 2000's music under the rug*...
I just bought 5 cds this week. 😂
Some older people might still have some of their precious photos on CD, and wanting to digitalized their photos, Safe N Sound sounds like a pretty useful thing
@@theassassin8706 hey I’m 19 and I use CDs in the car, mainly a bunch of musicals though so...
@@CheshieD Why'd you respond to my comment? Lol
@@theassassin8706 didn’t mean to but was too lazy to change it afterwards 😂😂😂
Now the defrost wonder is practically the same as leaving your food ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
"who in their right mind is using cds anymore" me watching this infront of my metal cd collection 👀 (its comfortingly nostalgic ok)
Cripes it's like having a museum exhibit in your home lol.
@@mr.nickols1293 Dude I still have an old MIB 2 VHS in my closet somewhere (Even if I cant ever use it :)
"Are you making a husband or something ?" :- jacksepticeye
That line really got me 😂😂
Appreciate the pfp
5:04 One of the best parts, got me as well xD 👌
2023 Brain Leak idea= Still waiting for the Slap Chop video lol
He did it 11 months ago
"Look at this drink! in 30 minutes-"
*Burps and cries in agony* *dies*
"It's gone!"
What makes those hearing aids tactical, is my Grandfather tactically turning it down when he was getting in trouble for leaving a mess in the kitchen.
What an icon
Can’t wait to be 70. I’m halfway there. I shall use your grandfather’s tactics.
Vietnam flashbacks anyone?
sean:”it’s just a usb drive, here you can have this one for free”
also sean: “it has all my noods on it”
I think for half of the ppl in the comment section that only sweetens the deal 😂
I would most definitely take it for all the "extra storage" the nudes are a plus lmao
When my friend watched the introduction, they denied being in the All Mighty Jacksepticeye cult
"This lady pulled out the tower of Isengard" Got me dead
Fun fact: The oldest “your mom” joke was discovered on a 3'500-year-old Babylonian tablet. :))
Hi
How did it go?
@@BananaGalaxy idk, your mom?
Wait i thought it was Shakespeare who made the first your mom joke
That’s an actual fun fact
Tac Amplifier is just a way to get your stubborn grandpa to wear his hearing aid by making it "cool".
Actually tempted to try this with my grandfather 😂
Well at least some good is coming from that commercial
I mean.... if it works it works.... ammirite?
Pump n' Chop: exists
Jacksepticeye: How dare you stand where he stood?
Ronnie is also back at it and selling the ultimate Irish prep bowl.
This series is slowly turning into Jacksepticeye debunks advertisements and I love it
I would love to see him react to the dr. Sasquatch soap ad cause its so ridiculous
He’s slowly becoming jackskepticeye
I laughed when Granny Lou said “With only two fingers” and Sean’s smile INSTANTLY vanished
Lmfao i just saw that and i burst out wheezing
@@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 💀. It was like a “what did she just say” look 💀💀💀
@@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 😂
Why else are just those two fingers trimmed properly? Heheheh
I found the emoji for Sean's reaction
😐
I've actually seen the "night vision tac glasses" in Walmart
The intro lives in my brain rent free.
Me at 2am: laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*music engaged*(laughlaughlaughlaugh-ing increases)
These videos in a nutshell:
"Local Irishman roasts American products and/or America its self"
I'm American and here for it tbh.
As well he should. We're a joke.
You can tell that Jack is very confident in himself and does whatever he wants for his intros because he's hit a wide range of entertainment and knows he can't please everyone.
And that is when you truly are free.
Todays humor is exactly this so it’s not too far fetched to say he’s just pleasing the majority
*me not knowing what it means*
@@Kayla.124 - It means the intro is offensive to native americans, but Seán does it anyway because to him personally it was just funny or pleasant sounding.
PS: He did sound very pretty and I hope he doesn’t get cancelled over it.
2:09 Jack: "This isn't even real life! Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
People with astigmatism:
👁️👄👁️
EVERY SINGLE infomercial has the line "The secret is" at LEAST once.