I Can’t Believe These Videos ACTUALLY Existed- Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
- I have delved deep DEEP back into the history of video to conjure up the weirdest dating videos from the 1940's for Jacksepticeye's Funniest home Videos
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If you LAUGH you LIKE!
Wow early like
I love the opening it was really cool
I'd rather go to the carnival and bang a clown
LAUGH
you know you’re in a yo mama video ahaha
Seán: *reads definition of grooming*"The action of a…"
Seán's brain: "BELL OF RED FLAG!!!"
Bell of demonitization
I just imagine a small seàn pressing a red button inside seàn's head
@@averageyoutubeuser9995 Ya say that like he dosen't...
Clay Cudahy Demonetization*
I was the 666 like
*CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:*
- Anne: the fun one
- Betty: the mediocre one
- Janet: _THE SUPERIOR ONE_
Which one is the gay one?
@@gnotewheniwasayoungboy-4537 They're all secretly gay, but they can't show it because it's the 1940's
@@gnotewheniwasayoungboy-4537 you sound like Netflix
@Ivy McClelland i always new that death was gay, had to be hiding something in that black robe and apparently it was their true self
Memento Mori hey I like ur username
*Jack reads*: grooming- the practice of cleaning a horse dog or other animal
Also Jack:The action of apedophil- *NOOOOOOONONONO*
Honestly it was probably the funniest part of the video
11:24
Yes
@@Ferrari255GTO 😂
NOOOO DONT LOOK AT THAT ONE
Jack saying he needs 10 hours of sleep and still wakes up tired, is extremely relatable.
Yesss. Thank you.
Jack: "For the next 20 minutes, sit back and relax."
Video: *is 23 minutes long*
All of us the remaining 3 minutes: *standing up and stressed*
this comment cracked me up
@Will Archer so is 85
@Will Archer wait, this had 69 likes 14 minutes ago? Wow I left for a second and it got a lot if likes
@@ashleighzacharias4795 Shit, it has 277 likes in one hour xD
@@ardinaattia8 just made it 278
Narrator: "And now for a good 8 hours of sleep"
Schools: *We don't do that here*
I’m out of school 😎
Coby Hall everyone is they mean the online sh**
@Mr. Boyd Games Weird flex, but O.K
Mr. Boyd Games same with me
Mr. Boyd Games it would be like that for us but they want us to do 70% even if we were passing
Jacksepticeye: "It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. It's-, oh... I g- I gu- I guess you don't kiss in 1949."
I'm literally gonna die from watching this, the tears are already all the way down my face.
people who ship a non-canon ship when the two characters are in the same 5 mile radius:
"YA CAN'T GO AROUND SHOWING ELBOWS EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE A WHORE!!" is now in my top 10 favorite Jackspedicey quotes. 🤣 Also, this sums up the entirety of the what people who work at a school with an extremely strict dress code thinks that's the students' thought processes 🤣🤣
As someone who went to a stupid Christian school😭I can confirm. THE RED NAIL POLISH WASNT ALLOWED CUZ “it draws attention to your hands and boys will get distracted” GUYS ARENT DOGS 💀nail polish is just nail polish and I hated that school more than life itself
Some guy walked around in his boxers only on exam day and no one said a thing, but one girl got sent home before her exam (and failed the class because of that) because she was wearing a crop top and skinny jeans
If you say you enjoyed high school, you're a liar
One of my favorite quotes will always be the one from Sean's Outlast 2 playthrough comments:
@j.r.341 My exact thoughts as the game started:
What could be scarier than an insane asylum? What could possible match the horror, hopelessness, fear-
Catholic school
Honestly though, teachers who think children's tank tops, nail polish, and elbows are "overly sexual" definitely shouldn't be allowed around children
Weird thing to think about: There's a very high chance everyone in that video is currently dead.
Ay, no stop. That's sad
This is no place for sadness
Sounds like a them problem
*sniff* damn
How is that sad
Because, as Yoda said, “Kissing leads to f***ing” 😂
Ah, the wise words of yoda
do her or do not. there is no try Woody
@@zoomed8515 there is only wood
"Fucking, kissing leads to."
LOL
"The action of a pedo-- [REALIZATION] f- NO NO NO-"
Gotta be the scene where it made me laugh alot
That guide to dating was actually really wholesome. I hope Woody and Anne are happily married now- err, were... happilly married.
Sorry to burst your bubble but they're probably dead
They could still be ig they'd be like 90 something I suppose
Good news, the guy that played woody is still alive, he's 85
Fun fact: NOBODY actually sounded like that except for actors & actresses in films. It was an accent (transatlantic) fabricated by Hollywood
I watched and program about that a few years ago. Pretty interesting.
did they explain why? 😂
Hotpink51 it was so those hard of hearing or those listening on a crackly device could still hear what was being said regardless of low quality or bad hearing.
@@Hotpink51 If I remember right it was to show an aire of sophistication but don't quote me on that. The guy doing the program really said it was just a made up accent lol.
Well, we learn something new every day.
"Sue avoids red polish because it would drawn attention to her stubby hands."
KILLED ME. That caught me off guard. lmao
SonOfAKing fear the polish and fear the Polish.
Well it‘s not so different these days. We just lie to us. Look at all those hundreds of beauty chanels out there. And it‘s still important how you look to get a job. Otherwise job interviews weren‘t that big of a hassle. We just don‘t talk about that nowadays.
I was eating supper and almost choked at that and when he looked up the definition of grooming. Omfg
The beauty standards back then were pretty high. I'd say the shade thrown was fierce but needed.the key message is to compliment your body, not get gang banged by Crayola. I'm for dressing in your own style but "dress for success" is a great default look.
Jack: Anne's great, she *looks* alright-
Me, named Anne: Thank you.
Jack: But she has a mouth on her like a racoon.
Also Jack: ANNE'S A COLD-HEARTED WENCH.
Me, Sobbing: What did I dO-
😂😂😂
14:34 love that this whole part was blurred. Really added to the effecr
"Sue avoids red nail polish, as it would call attention to her stubby hands"
Ma'am, I am YELLING.
😂😂😂 such a smooth, unwarranted BURN 🔥
"Sue avoids red nail polish since it would call attention to her stubby hands."
Me: *looks at my fingers with red nail polish*
Me: Well that's not very nice.
Jack: She avoids red lipstick because it would call attention to her stupid little gremlin face.
Me: Am I being called out?
Wait people still paint their nails? I just clip hair clips onto my nails.
@@That1Th3atr3Kid if you really do that, that's pretty creative
@YT sucks yes I do indeed do that, in my school we aren’t allowed painted or acrylic nails so I bring in hair clips and put them on at lunch
at 4'11" at 27 years old my hands are the definition of stubby :/
I need more videos like these because I am absolutely dying at his reactions.
"she doesn't wear red lipstick because it draws attention to her stubby little gremlin face" *me, wearing red lipstick every other day* 👁️👄👁️
"My body requires 10 hours of sleep. Then I wake up and im like, more please" quiet possibly the most relateable quote by jack ever.
"The action of a pedophile-- NONONONONO"
I can't believe that's the part that got me😂😂😂😂
It got everyone
I laughed so much
I was trying not to wake my parents
XD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How could that not get u
Same tho😂
Am I the only one who wants to hear Seán say "smile, my dear. you know you're never fully dressed without one!" in his announcer voice?
Hazbin hotel reference!! Yay also that would be funny for him to do
No Annie reference?
I wanna hear him sing the song
Omg you're right!- he sounds just like alastor ahah
BRO-
9:53 The look of disappointment on jacks face when they didn’t kiss 🤣
love how he turned each one into a murder mystery LOL
Seán: I don't know why I'm not popular. Why aren't people ringing up my phone and asking for dates?
All of us: JuSt GiVe Us ThE nUmBeR bRoThEr
_literally lmao_
IM SURE HALF OF US ARE MINORS
@@felivino6613 even better
@@tallulah697 yes pretty sure jesus
@@reapervibes5123 Séan: No no no no no
Jack who has a girlfriend. “Nobody’s calling me for dates”
Also Jack: Phone calls terrify me
@@dx_Rain_xb same jack. Same XD
Confused Evelyn Noises
Exactly what i was thinking, like when did he not? I remember sometime last year they went to Japan but that was the last thing i saw but shortly after that i had fell off the social media ring due to a breakup of my own.
"Boys & girls."
Everyone in that video was at least 30.
no, they were about 15...
No? Are you trolling?
30 likes, 30 years. Coincidence, probably
I need more of Sean talking with the old timey filter. It's fricking hilarious
"I don't need my arm that got chopped off in battle" that's literally mercutio from Romeo and Juliet
"Tis but a scratch. "
The Black Knight digresses and recommends a duel instead
I am going to assume your in drama
@@gamerboi6166 a scratch? Your arm's gone!
@@gamerboi6166 im saying the rest of it.
"The action of a pedophi-- no, no, NONONONOOOO!!"
Am I a bad person for laughing? I feel like I'm a bad person for laughing at that.
You're not.
its meant to be funny bro relax XD
I laughed too you good
No I laughed aswell XD
U not right
“Oh Anne don’t be such a lady” had me dying😂
I’m gonna set the sound at 13:13 as my new alarm tone from now on😂
Seán: Ed, you don’t need her, she’s a cold hearted witch.
Seán 5 seconds later: they’re sooo cute.
He said wench not witch
Perfect logic
Pretty sure its wench
Damn that's a lot of likes
Śèàń
Why all those high school students looks like middle aged, salary man with kids, debt and a habit of wine glass in the afternoon that turns into drinking problem...?
People used to look alot older. I find as you see people throughout the years they're starting to age better and better.
Then again I suppose we've all become obsessed with trying to stay young nowadays. 🤷♂️
Mostly because of the hair styles and clothing.
As Jack pointed out in the video, the dad and the son and dressed with the exact same clothes lol.
@Strawberry milk I was just thinking that it was rather oddly specific, lmao
Children used to be encouraged to dress and act much like their parents as early as possible. Childhood wasn't considered very important back then but time to learn how to be an adult. Basically children were expected to be mini-adults.
Tired Jack: Laugh
Average Jack: LAUGH!!!!
Over Excited Jack: laaAAOOOOOUUUUGGGhhhhh!!!!!!!
12:45
And for at least 8 hours of sleep.
Me watching this at 2 AM: Oh no
"WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP, IT'S 1949 AND THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING!!!" Gets me everytime.
I replayed it at least 18 times and I still die each time 😂😂😂77
13:12
@Jebediah Kerman i know, i just repeated what sean said, as i thought it was funny.
@Jebediah Kerman Cold War scares existed though
That cracked me up lol XD
"Sue avoids red nail polish, since it would call attention to her stubby hands."
So Hand-shaming was a thing in the 1940s, huh?
Anything to do with the female appearances was available for shaming back then unfortunately
IM A BOY AND I HAVE RED NAIL POLISH WHOOOOOOOOOOO HAND SHAME ME IF YOU WANT
The Blue Dragon “back then”
@@gracev8762 that's fair
@@thebluedragon493 Oh not just female appearances. Everyone.
“Her stubby hands” Omg I wish the world was still like this. I’d die of laughter but I’d die happy.
I love how Sean is like "Wow! I didn't know videos existed back then" when there's literally footage of WW2 which ended like 2 years before the 47 video
"Betty's a mess. She hates herself and has no self-esteem."
Poor Betty. You're not alone, girl. I relate. 😂
are you talking to someone that is probably dead
@@LolLol-fz3xw 49 was only 71 years ago bro so she be just below ninety
@@rdwinter1115 bruh they were like 16 or 17 year olds so like eh, plus thats above the average age so like eh
Hey don’t be too tough on yourself! just being a part of this community makes you special and cool :)
In the words of logic
"WHO CAN RELATE?! WOOOOO!"
Woody: how about a date?
Anne: I'm about to end this man's whole career
I'm grateful that she doesn't talk like a Millennial.
* I am about to end this man’s whole career
@@sweiland75 I think you mean Gen Z. Most millennials don't talk like the person you're referencing, considering the majority of us are in our 30's.
“So sit back, relax, and enjoy a healthy dose of-“
Me: “prolonged eye contact!”
In the words of Yoda. "Kissing leads to fucking"
Perfection
Where is you pfp from if I may ask
When Jack’s Irish eyes are smiling☘️ the world is a happy place.
@New Under Craft Well, if OP didn't want the elbows, then it's more like a favour, isn't it?
@@ayyylmao101 thanks, I hate it
Yes Bc eyes can definitly smile
@@ghostie4029 *eyes have teeth...*
@New Under Craft what if he doesn't have any?
"Phone calls terrify me"
As a part of gen Z we claim him
and no I do not care that he is 30
As a 29-year-old with anxiety that hates calling people with a burning passion, the millennials claim him. Actually, screw that. Anyone with phone anxiety claims him, no matter the generation, because fuck phone calls.
@@shinobusora i hear ya
@@shinobusora As a 13 year old with Phone Anxiety, AMEN!
Phone calls are sooo stressful
@@donaldgreene1819 fr like one time i got a call from new york talking about the police or some shit must've been a scam bot it was so annoyinf
8:48 The mouth breathing made me burst out laughing
Anne & Woody are so adorable with one another! Ik it's just a how-to video back then, but they remind me of me and my best friend whenever we're together
"Stubby hands" Female narrator has it OUT for Sue
They have a past
And it isn't a good past
"grooming: the practice of brushing and cleaning the coat of a horse, dog or other animal"
"grooming (secondary explanation): The action of a pedoph- *NONONONOOOO-"*
🤣🤣
Epic
11:35
NONONONONONONONONONONONO
YES YES YES! *jotaro voice*
This remains one of my favourite JSE videos ever made lmao it's still hilarious no matter how often I watch it
This literally has got to be one of the funniest funniest home videos you done. I literally almost choked on my drink multiple times throughout this because i would start laughing. Absolute gold!!! Why i waited so long to watch this i have no idea.
That moment when you realise Jack is treating the guy in the video like his son but he's 70 and possibly even dead now
Probably more like 90.
Yeah 93-98 years probably
More like 70 + the age of this dude in the video
every time im feeling down i rewatch all funniest home videos and honestly thats free therapy for me
Narrator stubby hands
Me SHOTS FIRED 🤣🤣🤣
"What's 8 hours of sleep like?"
Me: "Yeah, I got 3 hours last night."
Jack: "My body needs at least 10."
Me: ". . . Oh. You went a different direction on that one."
i feel ya on that. shift work sucks.
Nah i got like 5 minutes of sleep
Wait you people are getting sleep?
Sleep is for the WEAK
@@jamiehopkins1339 No sleep is for the soon-to-be-dead.
the way he says "the action by a pedophi..-NONONONONONONO" killed me lmaoo
samee
When did he say that!?!
Dakota Thompson 11:35
Im So Dun With Your Dema! LMAO I’m so dead
I LAUGHED SO HARD I THREW MY PHONE AND HAD A HEART ATTACK (I am now in the hospital)
This is probably my singular favourite video on RUclips, thanks Jack
When the intro came on I was hit with a wave of nostalgia and I felt so sad.
Thank you Sean for giving us happiness over the years. 😊
“Betty’s a mess. She hates herself and she has no self esteem”. Jack why u gotta call me out like that ;-; EDIT: wow I didn’t expect this comment to blow up, thanks for the self esteem guys lmao
Oof
Brilliant :D At least you got some good sense of humour :3
xD
Yo, bro, same.
Cheers. 🍻
Betty Harajuku same smh
no one:
jack: “wAke uP, wAke UP. ITS 1949, THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING!”
Christina Rodriguez need it as a ringtone xD
4 years off but basically, yeah. 😂😂 (Hopefully someone gets this joke)
that joke is four years too late
@@sisterofodin2585 same 😅
Narrator: we want to avoid bomb craters, because they put attention to your stubby little house
10:51 step 1: be under the age of 18
Step 2: be very gullible
Step 3: DM some Minecraft RUclipsrs
Jack is the only person who can actually make me laugh he makes my job so much easier.
“how does 8 hours of sleep feel?”
the same as 4 or 12. like crap
After 3 hours though you just spring up and are ready to fight the fucking Wither
No it feels like a waste of life!!!!!!
@@randinatorgames1415 WHY IS THIS TRUE. like you feel like shit after a while but I wake up with the power to fight the sun
Anyone ever stay up 100000000 hours and then hibernate for only ehhhhh 4 hours? Then you feel like you can fight the moon, the sun, jeebus too
NyGeL no matter how long you sleep you always wake up tired😂or is it just me
“She avoids red nail polish, since it will call attention to her stubby hands” i’m crying😂😭
100th like
300th
836rd like
22:23 " Y/N THREW A SNOWBALL AT Y/N'S HEAD' i laughed so hard i cried
i don't think I've laughed at anything harder in my life! THAT EFFING INTRO LADS!!! Jack, I'm soooo glad you exist!!
“Everything is neat and clean” Looks over at jeans covered in paint
Yeah same
I want your white, sticky paint jacksepticye kun
looks down at boots covered in different stains and jeans covered in paint and oil stains haha
@@yeetusboi1044 wha-
Same deal but my clothes are either covered with paint or hair dye haha
Jack: THERE GONNA FUCKIN KISS
Woody: Well cya
Also Woody: *He says goodbye nicely but does not kiss
Lost my shit when he left like that
@@Chem-Chem yeah same
well u heard yoda
When the introvert goes on a date
they're* contraction of they are, not there as in location or situation, or their meaning belonging to them (:
I was re-watching this and threw up hot wings laughing at ghost balloons. 1 of my favorites off of youtube
I'm like 2 years late but thanks for this because now I have something to binge hahaha
Jack: we control the volume.
Me: **turns up volume**
Also me: **turns it back down because I realize I’m watching seán**
Seań*
Lord Tachanka *Juh-Sean
@@heccsclips3319 no it's Seán.
Śéáń
Śéáń
"I don't like calling"
DUDE, SAME. I get some serious anxiety everytime I have to make a phone call.
Lenore Lane u and me both bud
@@theguywhoasked5037 all 3 of us then
the only calls I get are "your cars warranty is about to expire" damn whoever had my number last for not sorting that out scares the crap outta me every time because I wonder who I don't know is calling me
Me too sis
Same
This will forever be my favorite Funniest Home Videos episode next to the Training Videos
The intro will never get old for me because I absolutely love the intro
Oh Jack, it wasn't that she didn't get to eat her lunch, it's just that girls in that time weren't allowed to eat lunch. You get stubby hands that way.
Me: looks down at my own hands
Me: well shit, that’s what went wrong
@@thehummingvixen9026 Me: *Looks at the Vixens hands*
Me: They look tasty to me.
@@notatroll7128 what The HELL
Really? Where did people back then get that idea from?
@@jamesvoiceactingchannel49 Dark humor.
Me when the math test is handed out: 19:36
Me after reading the first question: 19:39
Me realizing what I need to do: 22:42
Haha yup
Soooooo true
Hahahaha 🤣
Me when I saw this comment: 23:30
That was so spot on
7:15 "Mom says it's my turn with the outfit"
6:58 her shadow looks like a default handsome man
Seán reading the definition of "grooming": "The action of a pedophi--NO NO NO NO NO!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 His reaction killed me
[[[[[[ ONISION INTENSIFIES ]]]]]]
RUclips: "Too late buddy, too late"
Same
Jasmania it was halarious
Seán: does anything
His camera: imma pretend I didn’t see what I clearly just saw
"Woody! Stop stroking your woody while your parents are telling you a lovely story!" I had to stop and make sure I heard that right, holy shit, lmfao
9:24 😂😂 this made me laugh more than anything in the videos lmao
Evelien in the other room listening to Seán shout “KISS KISS WHEN ARE THEY GONNA KISS?!”
He should do one of these videos with Evelyn
Katy Thornton agreed
Oh my god Jack's intro when he laughs is so heartwarming
Y'all ain't got a clue how hard it is to try and hold in my laughter in the middle of the night.😂
"Ya can't get pregnant, if ya don't get kissed" No kids for life ezclap
Also, as Yoda said, kissing leads to fucking
naw... that's b.s., if you even touch hands, you're already pregnant... NO HOLDING HANDS BEFORE MARRAIGE
@@leonardomolina4930 Yoda knew damn well with his 900 yrs of age
NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE MARRIAGE
Like anyone would like to kiss us
"Every outfit looks better with good posture!"
_hunched over at like a 45 degree angle in a hoodie and shorts_ Huh
I'm hunched in the same clothes a d way except just on the toilet, bet I'm not looking too good lol
But like I’ve been fixing my posture and these fuckin teens from 80 years ago we’re on to something that hits different tho...
Bro I felt that-
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME!
(If you haven't seen the video for one step closer, that's literally what's happening in it)
Way to call me out on the bus man
Everytime i hear this version of the intro, i feel like i'm seeing the last episode of my favorite show. And i really don't want this favorite show to end.
0:50 Half of Sean Mclaughlin's name?
I still got it wrong, didn't i?
"Nothing wrong with a strong beautiful woman" ah yes Jack defending his tall goddess of a gf
Its adorable
Time stamp
S240
SIMP
His "tall Dutch queen."
Sean: "I love the idea of them not saying anything for that entire section. They're just sitting there like-"
Ad: You're not a dish, *Y O U ' R E A M A N !*
I must say, one time I got an ad saying something along the lines of "your grandma could be a cyborg". I instinctively pressed skip when it popped up though and I haven't been able to find it since.
Both adds were from that dude
@@catkittycatkity6482 huh?
linkara: I AM A MAN! *punches android in stomach*
I've gotten, "Covid-19 has really put us through some trying times!"
It's worth noting that videos like these were at their just height after the 2nd world war, when people had gone years without fathering, often suffering PTSD from their service when they returned. Imagine going though high school/secondary school without a father, because he was off fighting a war, only for him to return a different person when he did come home.
i love the little LAUGH song in the begging game i always look forward to hearing it
Jack: starts reading the second definition of grooming.
Jacks's brain: WAIT, NO NO STOP READING!
Jack: "I don't know why I'm not popular"
Also Jack: Has 24 million people who want to be his friend
i sang the laugh song with you and it felt like we were actually friends i giggled after hehe i have been watching you for about 8 years so you would think. i want to go back and see the cabin at your parents tho i miss it. i have memory issues but the last time i remember seeing it was when i think your brother was moving in it.
i also miss the times where you would run around like a goof ball in your yard lol your dog just chasing after you hehe. such a cute little home.
just to go back to where it all started....god that would be amazing.
Ah, that intro song never fails to make me smile. Needed this today.
“They have to leave already? Caroline just sat down to eat!”
welcome to american schools jack.
so true
Especially if you're unfortunate enough to get stuck at thew back of the lunch line
Same in Britain, I just starve myself at this rate
True.
Yup