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L A U G H!
YESH
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jacksepticeye no u
LAUGH!
I AM!
Caddy: Sir why don’t you try this club yet?
Golfer: No don’t touch that!
*piss goes everywhere*
Andrew Church That’s sounds like something Caddy would actually do for a skit. XD
😂😂😂 I died
Andrew Church this comment has 666 likes
Andrew Church XD lol
Gross
*while golfing
Hey jerry, why is your golf club sloshing?
*sweats nervously
*In the meantime, Gerald on the golf course has just finished half a bottle of cranberry juice and vodka*
Gerald: *Slosh*
Jerry: *Glances over*
Gerald: *Nervous pissing*
Jerry: What are you doing under your shirt, Gerald?
Gerald: Uhh, nothing..
A group that all came together. They went out for drinks before golfing.
A few minutes in, they all exchange glances as they reach for another club.
Imagine, if club started leaking...
Jerry: oh, thats just the warm beer i smuggled in for you....
Meanwhile in the background:
Belinda: the f'*k is happening over there
Nancy: no clue
“They didn’t show the Comfort Wipe in use”
*I don’t think you wanna see someone wipe their ass, Sean*
LMAOOO
That's what I was thinking.
Imagine you acidently use the uro club while your golfing, and you swing it so hard when it hits the ball, it breaks, and everyone gets sprayed by old musty piss thats been in there for days
🤣😂 this was hilarious
I hate that I can see that in my head
@@shoelace403 I feel bad for u
that is absolutely disgusting and uncooth >.>
I love this comment
Ultra absorbent
Mother: *picks up baby*
Me: so you can absorb your baby
*ABSORB THE CHILD*
*CORRUPT THEM ALL*
*ULTRA REIGNS SUPREME*
EME
I'M DYING XD
“The comfort wipe is a modern solution”
No a bidet is-
Well... You're not wrong...
when/if the pandemic ends a couple years from now people aren't going to find this as funny as it actually is lmao
Peeps in my country didn't give an f about toilet paper cuz of bidets lol
Bidets are the where it's at. Saves so much money on toilet paper and works 3x better
Maybe it's for people who have to wipe other people's asses
*D R A N K
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Jack: AHHH-
Ah, what? God, I’m deaf.
Me: *sees dis comment*
Me: heh...
also Me: *W H E E Z E*
How do women use the uro club
@@kingpenguin5825 that’s a good question
_Straight _*_fuckin'_*_ water._
"This person has wrinkles, let's give them a controlled shock"
I just realized what u were refering to, and let's say they are looking like they are ready for funtime!
If you couldn't tell what game I'm a fan of from my pfp.
Lovin Jack's trendy 80s haircut.
Hecc yeah.
And the babes are back!
Yeah
Beautiful
You it's a 'Kids Haircut'... says the guy in the commercial
"A wearable towel!"
"You mean a robe?
"Crap!"
Bring this series back seriously!
The world needs it right now
Yes 👍
Jacksepticeyes funniest home videos: gone reduced to atoms
@@kingpenguin5825 not anymore
Well now
He can't buy EVERYTHING
comfort wipe: is clearly meant for disabled people who cant reach their ass
sean: what
I know this comment is kinda old, and I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, and I truly apologize if this comes off as rude, but I think he was confused because A) They didn't have any demonstration of the product, and B) the commercial kept looping back to the reason the people advertising the product think abled people might buy it.
If they had stuck with "hey, it can be hard to wipe, but you don't need to be embarrassed because we have a solution" instead of trying to find some reason for abled people to buy it, it would have made the purpose clearer.
The main thing that confused me personally was "why buy this when you could get a bidet or something installed? Cuz you could get poop on that and then you'd have to clean it, and that's a lot of effort, especially for a disabled person."
I do totally see where you're coming from though.
@@notquiteasamazingjess Right! The second ad was much better. It showed the problem, how the item solves the issue, demostrates. A+ Ad.
@@icesilverwind Well the problem is the FCC won't exactly let you go onto a commercial and say "Hey, wipe your ass with this thing" and show a visual demonstration will they?
Zane Mcewen yeah but they would let you use a 3d visual aid to help you understand how to use it
They could have said that instead of them worrying about how "professional" it sounds
Sean:“it’s gonna make you look like a psychopath”
Director of the Purge: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
The director of Us:
WRITE THAT DOWN! THIS MAN KNOWS OUR PLANS!
Oscar's
The director of Friday the 13th:
JOHN GRAB MY NOTE BOOK! WRITE DOWN EVERTHING!
666 likes wow
Charles the French?
That moment when George Clooney reveals he's used the Flowbee for years....
2020 is surreal
Flowbee is amazing I used to have one, they are the best
Flowbee owner here
@@London-by6vr Flowbee is amazing, and i need another one as i no longer have it.
its just the succ cut from waynes world
Subtitles:
‘Being a short guy has its disadvantages and its advantages BITE THIS THING’
They are so unreal that they become hyper realistic
Justin Y. I’ve seen you in the comment section of 50 videos!
@@hiitsyourintroversy6170 lmaov
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
i ran into u again??
Hey how you doing? Are you real friend?
"I want the people who make Comfort Wipe, to Get A Grip."
To get a Get A Grip
Get a groppeisjwhqhquiqw
This made me think of using those grabby hands, putting toilet paper in it and wiping. I also think of Pikachu, but a fox with the head of Obama, but Obama’s a clown.
Colby Szalay you shouldn’t be here.
👏👏👏
The hair vacuum thing is actually something that’s used in the military. When they buzz all of your hair off they have a vacuum hose attached to it. It’s so there isn’t any cleanup and they can get through cutting everyone’s hair faster
I distinctly remember my late grandma having a Flowbee when I was little. She complained about it a lot, so I don't think she ever actually used it.
Also, someone at one point told me that some of these products are literally designed with certain groups of people in mind (i.e. people with limited mobility) but they then market them to the general population to keep them cheap. Seeing that face mask at the end though makes me seriously question that claim.
Imagine peeing in a golf club then swinging it and piss flying out😂
Wow this got me 😂😂😂
golden showers
Grizzboy56 what’s it to you if I like it, mind ya own business, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mea I don’t have to, back off
Grizzboy56 says the one who has a dr Phil baby as their pfp, if you don’t like me saying that then don’t diss gacha and back off
Dark.Gothic. Angel, that dr phil baby is meant to be “meme material”. you don’t have taste in pfps like that.
well, *that's how mafia works*
xD
😂 stop
Noice
xD
Can u please subscribe to my youtube so I can win subscriber competition thank you it would mean a lot to me
3:18
I really thought he understood it.... I was like, "yes, finally".... But no. If you are fat or have a limited range of motion because you are elderly or injured or disabled, you can't always reach your ass. You still need to wipe, but you can't reach it, and asking someone else to wipe for you isn't a fun thing. Using a tool like this adds to your reach without you having to stretch or contort in a way your body isn't physically able to.
Always approach as seen on tv items with the mindset that they were made for someone with a disability. You can't bend enough to wipe? Comfort wipe. You need assistance getting out of the tub? Get a grip. Frequent urination in places without bathroom access for long periods of time? Uroclub. You don't have the ability to cut your hair and clean it up, but also struggle to go to great clips because you can't drive? Flowbe. You use crutches and can't carry your clothes to the bathroom when you shower, but can't hold the towel up when you go back to your room (and aren't using a robe because robes aren't meant to dry you)? Wearable towel. You had a stroke so half of your face muscles can't move and get exercise, but you want it to be less droopy? That mask thing that I couldn't hear the name of through Sean's screaming.
Always look at the commercials as being advertised to people with disabilities, but packaged as a general audience thing to lower their costs.
Yes! All of this! Many infomercial products that seem to over-exaggerate the level of difficulty doing something are most often doing so to imitate the difficulty had by people with disabilities.
That thing that helps you slip on your sock? Not for lazy people, it is for people who cannot bend over.
That thing that steadies the juice container so you can pour it with just one hand? Not for lazy people, it is for people who only have one hand.
But since the emphasis is on the ease of use of the product and not the disability it assists, they always show able-bodied people using the products, which makes the extreme exaggeration amusing to watch. But the products are often life-changing accessibility items for people with disabilities who need self-autonomy.
the thing that didn’t make sense about the comfort wipe was their insistence that toilet paper was gross, outdated, and you’d never have to use it again, but if i understand the product correctly, it just assists you in reaching your nether regions with the toilet paper. if they’d stuck to the messaging of “it helps you reach when you can’t” it would’ve been fine
Creepy old guy: “I’m just checking out my club!”
*Chris Hansen has entered the chat* OH REALLY
7:38 "what other kinds of haircuts can you do with a flowbee?"
"Just bounce it all over your head." -2019-
SparkyStarLPS this was upload in 2019 so idk why you said -2019-
@@jaydonders8882 it's a quote
SparkyStarLPS No it's not the only reason people say that is if the vid wasn't made in 2019
Is it OK that I laughed through the whole thing
420th like
using the uro club while it’s full
“FOOOUUURRR”
*Sploosh*
Glad you guys liked my joke
It’s 2020 & my grandpa still refuses to go to a salon and instead cuts his hair with his Flowbee 🤦♀️
I agree with that man, flowbee is the best
And then you can do that I can pick up a good amount time to get a job in a week and I would be hard pressed for it lovely and then it will take a few things for you and your partner will have a great time to
@@Alice-wx7cq What
11:05 The guy looks like he is from ancient Greece, ready to have a philosophical debate. XD XD
Sally called. He wants his face back.
Tyffanee Lavely yaaaas
Omg yes!
That's what I thought too
Well done
Sal is shaking in his grave
She just said "you'll never have to touch toilet paper again."
"SHE'S TOUCHING TOILET PAPER!"
(Laughs) cracks me up.
Jacksepticeye, you're amazing!
*(L A U G H s)
(LAUGHS in stock scary music)
How the hell was this 2 YEARS AGO.
The Flowbee came out in the late 80's I think. (Ugh, I feel old!) Thankfully we never owned one!
Wow how
now it's three years old
5 years ago
Today is Christmas so the intro when he said “did you have a nice Christmas?” I did actually l a u g h because it was pure coincidence
When jack hits the white board and says, “laugh” I LOSE IT every time!😂
Same 😂
Same
*SAME*
You do as your told. Good
Umm ok? I dont laugh at these, I think I have chronic depression
the uro club was discontinued due to leaks.
oh god.
James white and the 0 leak guarantee that’s false advertising
Bill, why is your golf club leaking strange yellow liquid?
When they are just "checking their club" I was like "Oh yeah they are checking their club alright"
I fully agree
I dont know what's more hilarious, Jack getting confused more and more about the Comfort Wipe, or when he though he finally understood it to be used as a back scrubber
Infomercial: introducing the “Wearable Towel”
Me: are you telling me you’re trying to sell me a Toga?
Scourge Neo and while playing the dramaalert theme song?
I read this and thought of MHA
Wonder Wolf same here
@@StarryDusty Same, i was thinking "I would love to buy toga, i think she would be fun to have around"
@@StarryDusty YES
GO BEYOND
PLUS ULTRA!
"She's talking right into my SOUL"
- Jacksepticeye 2019
Its jacksepticguy not Jacksepticguy
2019 I apoligize
Oh I thought It was jacksepticguy
The face mask one: well time to get ready for the cult meeting
*Purge Alarm starts*
Ngl it looked like a cross between Jason's and Michael Meyer's masks
Jack: I think I've seen the worst of the worst.
Baby Wee-Wee: I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career.
"I never look like I need a haircut, and I never look like I've ever had a haircut, if anything- it never looks like I have hair, but it always looks like I _do_ have hair- you know what I'm saying, Gary?"
"Yeah, kids are weird."
its the middle ground. you dont look like you just got a haircut but you dont look like you need one
Oh.
And the fact is your mum doesn't work
THE BABES ARE BACK
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa The lady saying that made me want to see if the product is still around. I feel like that's when my hair looks the best and I can't replicate that myself. I don't trust anybody else to cut my hair because they always go too short and I look like Courtney Cox from Scream 3.
your face isn’t toned enough?
LET’S MOTIVATE IT WITH A CONTROLLED SHOCK
Fnaf: Sister location
You should
The meme is back yesss
**starts to have an asthma attack** XD
Yeah that why ennard wears a mask
7:55 is a moment I feel Jack actually feels called out.
8:13 this dude be looking like a failed and retired angry bird gone wrong
Thats a MANLY BEARD U GOT THERE JACK
True, but he still sounds younger than my 16 year old brother..love it too much
Yes his beard is nice
Abrein Ochoa26 ikr!! He needs to keep it!
with a childish haircut
THEM *BOSSY* BEARD
When Jack stops and checks his own hair, that is the moment where his existential crisis begins.
Jack's inner thoughts: "am i me? am i truly jack? Or am i him? am i the thing i swore to destroy? am i Eternal? Am i Anti?"
Am I a Turtle?
@@4pplecider757 yes.
The Flowbee is just the Suck Cut from Wayne’s World!
“It sucks, and it cuts!”
“Well it certainly does suck 😁👍🏻”
The "Comfort Wipe". For those who dont know how to use the 3 seashells...
He doesn't know how to use the sea shells? HAHAHA!
Dafuq?
I don't remember the reference. XD
@@pundertalefan4391 demolition man.
First you got to go curse at the fine machine
Jack:"they didn't show the comfort wipe In use?!?!?"
Me:"......wait a minute"
alex destructocon
*THUD*
JACK: LAUGH!!
alex destructocon I wanted to see it in action😂😂😂😂😂
To get serious for a moment, a lot of these “weird” products are made for people w/ disabilities (ex. Snuggie, Comfort wipe, wearable towel, etc). Not all of them, but most of them
They never say that, though.
@@anzaca1 That's because they're trying to market to more people than just a specific group. Snuggies are for people with wheelchairs but half the people I know have one. I would use the comfort wipe because I have a really bad back and shoulder problems (that they actually did mention in the vid). They wouldn't make any money off of abled people if they were like "THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE ARTHRITIS".
Wait how is the wearable towel for people with disabilities?
Risotto Nero same idea as the Snuggie and wheelchair. Keeping a towel up while trying to man your own wheelchair can be difficult. Or even could be for those who aren’t neurotypical and don’t understand covering up/like to take their clothes off (i.e. those with severe autism, those that suffer from rye syndrome, etc) . It’s also great for children too.
@@PianoViolinGuitar ah thanks for explaining
3:25 I'm loving Jack's confusion as I already know what it is, being a CNA that takes care of the elderly, and some do use this thing
Does anyone else come here and re-watch this type of videos of Jack's when they are down and feeling very low? Thank you Jack for everything that you do.
Jack: “This is how you make a psychopathic murderer
Me: Sally face who
I like (love) your dp
LMAO
YuS SaLLy FaCe
SO HAPPY I WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO THINK THIS
Shark Boi nah it kills movies
I can just imagine JACK'S reactions to Cyanide and Happiness
lol
Or happy tree friends
*oh no.*
I would absolutely l o v e to see that
Please Jack, we need this
YouTUBE: how many swear words are you going to say?
Jack: Y E S
I love making fun of products but I think we often forget that these gimmick-y products are usually made for differently abled folks who may not be able to do that same things that able-bodied folks can
First it's not differently abled it's disabled. Differently abled is what people who aren't disabled say to make it seem they give a shit about how disabled people feel. Second you're right that gimmicky products are often for disabled people but for the life of me I can not think of a disability that would allow you to piss in a golf club shaped tube but not just pee in the bushes
I don't often think of myself as disabled but I am. I have ADHD which is a disability and I have asthma which is a disability. If someone called me disabled I would not mind. If someone called me differently abled I would think them a patronizing jackwad and be tempted to beat them upside their head
"Different abled folks" that is so dumb
You mean people with disabilities ffs
It's not "differently abled". It's disabled
Children: daddy where do the Christmas elves go when it’s not Christmas.
Daddy: they go onto the internet and find stupid and funny content working for a brilliant man called jacksepticeye
Santa, who
@@rieandrique Santa Claus
Is Sean an Irish Santa Claus
how did jack not like this? lol
Oh
The comfort wipe is a product thats made to help people who have an issue REACHING thats why the “bigger guy” and the elderly talking about needing help like it. Most infomercial products that feel ‘ridiculous’ are actually designed for people with disabilities like shaky hands, difficulty with moving their body, or just overall have a harder time with “simple/basic” stuff.
Im just saying all this for clarification the commentary and jokes still made me die with laughter i love these videos!
The issue is that it never demonstrated the wipe. It danced around the subject so much that its main use was actually unclear.
Yes, that’s what I was going to say, and you put it quite well. I have a good friend that had a stroke and has some limited mobility, and a lot of times when I see these “cheesy” ads, I think “Hey, that’d be great and helpful for my friend!” Yes, they often look ridiculous, and make both me and my friend laugh, but they can also be genuinely helpful, and are usually initially designed to help disabled folk. Obviously not all of them though.
I honestly never saw it in that way actually, I mean I guess some ads are more clear to what kind of people goes but maybe the way they promote it makes them look silly
That's the problem with so many ads. They neglect to cater their advertisements to their actual audience (ie people with disabilities who need these things) and market them to the broadest audience which just leaves people hella confused as to what the fuck they're gonna use it for.
@@ryoshima4103 with most products they kind of need people without a disability to buy the product to drive down the price. And if the target demographic is made clear, those people that drive the price down won't buy the product. Think of the snuggie for example. So the people that buy it as a gimmick helps the price for the people that need it.
9:12 can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate how much jack just sprayed it and didnt say it just there
I remember the Flowbe my grandmother cut my hair with that thing for like a whole year till it mysteriously broke
The haircuts were that bad, huh?
Jack: Couldn't i just buy a towel and put three holes in it?
I say the same thing about buying pre-ripped jeans lol
Go ahead. Cut them. I dare you. Theyll look awful lol
Yes, but I still love them..dos jeans is comfy
milky moo they look awful either way so effect is the same lmao
7:56
Jack looks so offended, it’s hilarious XD
xdemomorganissaltyx ;-; XD yes
Poor jack ;~;
7:57
He got scared for his future
The comfort wipe is for older and bigger people who can’t reach, they don’t want help from others but need help wiping their bumholes
Lol the repeating audio & no lip sync and reapeating themselves in the flowbee ad is hilarious XD
I saw "laugh" written on a wall while driving around in a parking lot and my first reaction was to point and scream "LAUGH!"
Are you proud of me?
yep.
Jimmy, you are my proud daughter!
The incarnation of boredom yes brother
Shadow Gaming sister*
[GD] Freekykreep Bc I’m British I pronounce it like laugh instead of laff
Level 1 toilet paper
Level 50 comfort wipe
*ThAt’S hOw MaFiA wOrKs*
Oh get a grip.
Lol
A comfort grip
pampers baby wipes level 100
Level 100: Uro Club
Imagine you and your friends go golfing. Hours later you and your buds are about to head home after a day of failer, then suddenly Daniel is growing and moaning while holding a golf club to hi's junk.
Wow 4 years already and its still making me laugh
_Get ready for some epic funny ha-ha’s._
I see you everywhere
That pfp works so good with that comment XD
Daniel Sambar where’s day 10
That 69 likes tho...don't want to ruin it.
can somebody teach me how to italicize my font on youtube, please, I need to make funny ha-ha's too!
Explains that the comfort wipe helps people that cannot reach.
Jack thinks it is for your back.
He also says big not short
And that is why he is our little bean.
technically speaking, he's not wrong
l,
Actually the comfort wipe is useful for people with disabilities and seniors that live alone. It may seem stupid and pointless to others, but for those that actually need it, its actually really helpful
My dad bought the flowbee when us kids were younger. If you want a trim before you actually cut/style your hair with someone STABBING a blunt object with hard, plastic guards onto your head as you cry while getting yelled at to hold still, I recommend it.
Sean...remember that one time you started playing the Sims 4 and were creating Steve McBoss and you wished you had a big ol beard? Well, now you have it. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The Honest One true lol
Not really a big beard, but he's getting there.
Bring the sims backkk
2:50 That accent is definitely the I-Got-Too-Much-Botox accent, specifically the region of I-Can't-Feel-My-Face-Anymore
I think there's definitely a subtle touch of Way-Too-Much-Morning-Margarita in there too.
She moved too much in the 5 seconds that she was speaking.
No it sounds like drunk jack sparrow
Why does jack sound like captain jack sparrow when he says that XD
She needs the mask from the last video to relax her face
I would absolutely love to see jack make new videos of Jacksepticeye funniest videos again because there's new as seen on TV products that i know jack would get a huge laugh out of.
The wearable towel is just a bathrobe that you can wear as a toga.
Like the moment i saw the guy wearing it on one shoulder i LITERALLY just started chanting "Toga, Toga, Toga"
You swing with the golf club and hear it sloshing
imagine how bad it would smell ew
someone borrows it, "ew it smells like urine"
I’m just inspecting your golf club, what’s so wrong with that.
Cmdr. Knisan - I mean, as long as ya don’t mistake it for a fancy water bottle, then check away friend😁. Just, don’t breath by it.
luma noooooooooo
JACK! I remember way back you played a game called "The Long Dark" and now the game is very updated and the developers put a lil thing in the game for you. Guys like this so Jack can see it!
They did?! That's so cool!!!
@@princessthyemis yess it's a note in the quanset in coastal highway
Yes
how u know him
If he read it
When your at it play Hotine Miami
As someone who broke my dominant arm really bad a few years ago, the comfort wipe was actually incredibly useful while I healed. It comes off ridiculous to people who are able bodied, but when you can't reach to wipe properly because you are injured, or impaired, it's really nice to have tools that extend your reach and let you clean yourself without help.
I love Sean’s hair in this video.
So the beard goes on? Thank you Lumberjacksepticeye. Very cool.
Yeah dat beard tho
Who just started jacksepticeye this year
Just me
Lumber huh? Jack get ready for a copyright claim for stealing name!
Hahahahahahaha
FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT ELVES WE ARE LEPRACONS.
Yesh
Exactly
*leprechauns
Le-pra-cons?
No, we are not.
The towel one sounds great to get for giving a cat a bath! You wear it, wash and rinse your cat, and your protected from all of the water they get on you during the process 😂.
"Toilet paper is archaic and disgusting. That's why we made the Comfort Wipe."
Dude. Bidets?? Get a bidet!!
12:41 its Sally face! Welcome back
no it's dwight
@Khaye N Kazashi that part always freaks me out cause that's my name!
L is for lovers to love one another
A is for a** of which I like to eat
U is for you’re the only one for me
G is is for the gamer i see
H is for happy, I always feel is
When you put it together what do you get
*thud
LAUGH!
Yas
aulgh thats wat i got
I imagine how long it took you to compose all of this together.
LisforloverstoloveoneanotherAisfora**ofwhichIliketoeatUisforyou'retheonlyoneformeGisisforthegameriseeHisforhappy,Ialwaysfeelis
@@bearitbbh r/ihadasroke lol
I love how he pops up like a piece of toast at the beginning. 🥺
Mmmhm toast
My grandmother uses the comfort wipe, she puts the clean paper on, and it helps her to reach behind and wipe herself. Then she just pushes the button and it drops into the toilet behind her, before she pulls it back. it remains clean. It is for older people!!
“Hey honey, I’m going to the store. Want anything?”
“Oh yes please! Could you please get a Get A Grip?”
That confused the fuck out of me
😂
“Just checking out your club” sounds like a euphemism
That's what I was thinking 😂😂
"Oh yeah guys, no big deal just polishing my club"
@@mollyp224 thank you for that 😂😂😂
@@kellensteyer2842 :)
I was feeling down and this lifted my spirits. Thank You Sean 😁😁
Jack i just got done having a complete panic attack and meltdown over just sm going on, and your funny vids and laughter really give me hope that theres very rarely people like you out there. I just wish i could hug you and tell you thank you and thank you for doing what you do.
“And it appears to everyone that your just checking out your club.”
Are we thinking about the same club?
@strawberry smith ah yes a fellow scholar (Dwight wants to know your location)
That's some Kirby shit right there
im sure i heard someone used the uro club at a golf course near me and got kicked out. it was in the news or something.
Why? The URO club is inconspicuous
Adrian Paul Urbano you’re so right
How to basic levels of WHAT
XD i was watching the uro club commercial while reading this.
Laretta Adams bruh same I’m fucking dead
“this is how to make a psychopathic murderer”
i can see the character arc already it malfunctions and burns into their face and is forever stuck as they hunt down the creators of the mask 🥺😌🥰
jack:that looks like a iron maiden for your face
me:SHES READY FOR THE ANNUAL PURGE
11:30 "Feck!" And, as usual, Sean's true irish comes out.
It's music to my ears
You mean 11:28?
Btw it’s Seán not Sean
1940s: “In the future we will have flying cars!
Present Day: ToWEl drESsES, and golf clubs you PEE in!
This is from the 90s at most the 00s
HAHAHA!!
The Flowbee actually haa a legitimate use for astronauts on the ISS. That's about all I can see it being useful for.
Disabled people who cant afford haircuts and can't do them yourself
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This is STRAIGHT UP just Spiderman 2 PS2 voice acting