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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Nova_Avali
    @Nova_Avali 5 лет назад +5016

    U see I’m a brain surgeon. When Im operating on a patient. I like to get a workout at the same time. That’s why I use the Hawaiian chair during all of my operations

    • @m.g.2301
      @m.g.2301 5 лет назад +265

      Yep, thats how we do it in the hospital.

    • @JSEfan-wx4cp
      @JSEfan-wx4cp 5 лет назад +96

      The worst idea.....on plant earth

    • @not2be4gotten02
      @not2be4gotten02 5 лет назад +289

      Don't forget the drunk goggles too

    • @windrocker1676
      @windrocker1676 5 лет назад +51

      That will be interesting

    • @aaronburr4823
      @aaronburr4823 5 лет назад +89

      Remind me not to get brain surgery from you

  • @Maria.Annette
    @Maria.Annette 5 лет назад +634

    "Just choke up on your putter, and sink those balls!"
    Christ, they *REALLY* knew what they were doing...

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 3 года назад +1953

    *rapidly spinning on Hawiichair while firing someone*
    YOU’RE FIRED!!!!

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 3 года назад +388

    The tiddy bear reminds me of something my grandma made for my mom while she was going through chemo and radiation for breast cancer about 17 years ago. The radiation always made her breast very tender and sore, so driving and riding in cars with the seat belt going across her chest hurt a lot, but putting the strap behind her left her vulnerable if there was an accident. My grandma made a heart shaped pillow that was pretty much the same thing as the tiddy bear, just bigger, more personal and made with love.
    She still uses it for when she wants to take a nap on road trips lol she just slides it up to be by her head.

    • @Peeplii
      @Peeplii 2 года назад +28

      😭 that's so cute

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 2 года назад +32

      that's so sweet! the doctor gave my stepdad a heart-shaped pillow for his chest after heart surgery. makes sense it would help with other painful medical issues. glad to hear your mom recovered!

    • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
      @mackenziewoloschuk7375 4 месяца назад +1

      So sweet omg

  • @ilovebacon3020
    @ilovebacon3020 5 лет назад +4567

    Imagine potty putter on the Hawaii chair

  • @froonketh6385
    @froonketh6385 4 года назад +4304

    Mom: “hurry up sweetie, we are leaving”
    You in the bathroom: “no mom I am practicing my strokes”

  • @davidsouffle8448
    @davidsouffle8448 3 года назад +1745

    “I’m a skeptic when it comes to these”
    Jackskepticeye
    I can’t be the only one that thought that

    • @galacticart4715
      @galacticart4715 3 года назад +6

      YES YES YES

    • @sunnyplays8675
      @sunnyplays8675 3 года назад +2

      Omg that's amazing

    • @dusktilldawn173
      @dusktilldawn173 3 года назад +3

      69 likes nice

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 3 года назад +4

      I knew someone was gonna say this😂

    • @thewillofabeast9079
      @thewillofabeast9079 3 года назад +5

      That's exactly how I felt in one of the previous JSE' FHV videos, where the lady made those animal noises. I'm not saying I don't think it's possible. I've seen some crazy stuff on the internet, and in physically in person but, I'm a little skeptical about her making those noises. Some real? Some fake? I don't know.

  • @spoopyblogs1741
    @spoopyblogs1741 3 года назад +507

    Jack: baby don’t go
    ***ad plays***
    Me: Jack I don’t know if I have a choice

    • @aimeevn3869
      @aimeevn3869 3 года назад +9

      Lol that happened to me too

    • @Nuswodahs
      @Nuswodahs 3 года назад +8

      Well timed ad. I love it.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 года назад +2

      those sound like movie lines xD

    • @YouTubesucksdick
      @YouTubesucksdick Год назад +1

      Oh... I wouldn't know, i have premium.
      IM NOT BRAGGING. Frankly i think it's a waste of money since i could just get an ad blocker.
      Try an ad blocker

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Год назад

      🤣

  • @lolmysteries
    @lolmysteries 5 лет назад +448

    4:19 Jacksepticeye origin story.

  • @midnight_lily
    @midnight_lily 4 года назад +2929

    "Seatbelts make you feel cozy and as if you're loved"
    Spoken like a true man that's neither short nor has boobs 😂

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 4 года назад +67

      I’m both lmao

    • @midnight_lily
      @midnight_lily 4 года назад +54

      @@kimuires yeah me too I actually had to buy a seatbelt cushion

    • @charcoalsalesman3418
      @charcoalsalesman3418 4 года назад +98

      It’s the most average sized man statement I have ever heard

    • @pyrtemptationxxo5524
      @pyrtemptationxxo5524 4 года назад +27

      The struggle is real 😩

    • @noah-ns7lu
      @noah-ns7lu 4 года назад +26

      Tits and a seat belt *%*

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws Год назад +45

    Fun fact: the Tiddy Bear was made by two women, one of whom survived breast cancer and the seat belt made her experience uncomfortable pressure.

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 3 года назад +711

    Jack: “noooo don’t go....”
    Jack: disappears
    Me: _“noo”_
    Video: plays ad
    Me *“NOOOOOO!!”*

    • @annoyinggaster
      @annoyinggaster 3 года назад +35

      Ad: is unskippable
      Me: “ _NOOOOOOOOO!!!_ “

    • @r_master_6991
      @r_master_6991 3 года назад +12

      @@annoyinggaster And there's two of them

    • @atlas6-458
      @atlas6-458 3 года назад +12

      @@r_master_6991 *"NOOOOOOOOOOO"*

    • @cadeestabrook254
      @cadeestabrook254 3 года назад +10

      @@atlas6-458 and after that as is done the vid won’t load
      Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 3 года назад +6

      @Aidan Murphy and then you can’t find the video

  • @lankymaccrazyhair264
    @lankymaccrazyhair264 5 лет назад +1083

    "LAUGH!" *knocks over marker*

    • @Imagonite
      @Imagonite 5 лет назад +6

      Both of them even 😂

    • @gayghostguy2089
      @gayghostguy2089 5 лет назад +3

      Lanky macCrazyhair me when I tell a joke

    • @sm0kequatzzyt782
      @sm0kequatzzyt782 5 лет назад +3

      My fav part of dis was....
      LAUGH and of course I LAUGHED

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 5 лет назад

      I didn’t notice this

    • @hotwireyouth4544
      @hotwireyouth4544 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you for pointing out the direct obvious

  • @angxloooo
    @angxloooo 5 лет назад +721

    Salesman: *Slaps WhiteBoard*
    Salesman: This can fit so many laughs into it

    • @perturbthepixel1410
      @perturbthepixel1410 5 лет назад +6

      This needs to be pinned

    • @betazone6452
      @betazone6452 5 лет назад +4

      Buyer: Alright, I'll take it

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 лет назад +1

      TeaSnail awww thanks bud

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 лет назад +2

      Super Gamer 64
      Salesman: *Vigorously shoves whiteboard into a tiny bag*

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 лет назад +1

      Super Gamer 64
      Salesman: *Takes money and says shows buyer the door* . Farewell my brother...

  • @egg0theleg069
    @egg0theleg069 3 года назад +169

    6:47
    That actually is a problem with girls-
    When theyre.. *cough cough* bazongas, are too big the seatbelt doesn't fit correctly. If you have that with a shorter height, it does actually get harder to breathe. (Tho, that commerical sounds like bullshit lOl)
    *I have spoken from experience*

    • @Nuswodahs
      @Nuswodahs 3 года назад +31

      I was always on the short side so the seatbelt would cut into my neck. Always hated it and have never had a fix for it. Never caused breathing problems but did have serious comfort issues after having kids and my chest was larger from producing milk.

    • @egg0theleg069
      @egg0theleg069 3 года назад +13

      @@Nuswodahs yea!
      I've always been on the taller side and my chest has always been kinda big. I've actually had breathing problems, but that could be just me-
      It actually still cuts into my neck lol

    • @justkiddingnot1913
      @justkiddingnot1913 3 года назад +12

      Lowkey kinda pissed that Sean didn’t even consider that it obviously is not aimed for the “tall flat-chested’’ humans ;/

    • @egg0theleg069
      @egg0theleg069 3 года назад +7

      @@justkiddingnot1913 Yea, but I dont think you can blame him
      Hes a guy, most of us are girls, so shit happens sometimes-

    • @tkay7950
      @tkay7950 3 года назад +6

      It sounds like you might need to adjust your seat - your seatbelt shouldn’t be touching your neck, but resting on your collarbone. You can get hurt in an accident if your seatbelt isn’t in the right position, since it tightens so much... (Also, they do make less stupid versions of that product - just some extra padding that clips around a seatbelt that makes it more comfortable but still lets it lie flat)

  • @thatonesalittlegay
    @thatonesalittlegay Год назад +88

    I was on the verge of a panic attack when this video got recommended to me and even though it's been 3 years, Sean managed to help me out of it and saved me from possible s/h. Love you Sean, when Noone else is there, you always are and brighten our days.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl Год назад

      Wtf is s/h?

    • @offbeat2119
      @offbeat2119 Год назад

      @@Thenoobestgirl not doing good things to yourself, usually involving a sharp object

    • @TheAmateur2004
      @TheAmateur2004 Год назад +4

      I hope you’re doing well love, keep fighting

    • @legospideyz
      @legospideyz Год назад +7

      @@Thenoobestgirl it stands for self harm calm down

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Год назад +6

      @@Thenoobestgirl bruh ask nicely

  • @tylersolman703
    @tylersolman703 4 года назад +5504

    Just imagine the whiteboard smacking Jack and saying "JACK"
    edit: thank you all so much for the likes

  • @kimi2900
    @kimi2900 4 года назад +1052

    Jack 2018: hits laugh board very hard
    Jack 2019: hits laugh board very hard
    Jack 2020: hits the board with a cast cause he broke his hand hitting the board so hard

    • @wraith4874
      @wraith4874 4 года назад +64

      Jack 2021: hits laugh board with other arm because the other one had to be amputated

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад +57

      @@wraith4874 2022: *banging his head on the whiteboard*

    • @JupitersCastle
      @JupitersCastle 4 года назад +41

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 2023: jack throwing himself at the board

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад +44

      @@JupitersCastle 2024: the board throwing itself at him

    • @JupitersCastle
      @JupitersCastle 4 года назад +35

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 2025: the board took over the world

  • @KaiLikesArt
    @KaiLikesArt 3 года назад +238

    imagine every golf coarse has a potty putter in their restrooms XD

  • @MidnightMuffin
    @MidnightMuffin 3 года назад +95

    "Oh, don't put tiddy bears on the kids."
    Favorite quote.

    • @PhoenixBTD6
      @PhoenixBTD6 2 года назад +1

      "What did they do to diserve this??!!!" Lol

  • @Sn0_Ffalling
    @Sn0_Ffalling 5 лет назад +817

    Jack: “I’m usually a skeptic when it comes to these things...”
    Me: so should I start calling you jackskepticeye instead of jacksepticeye?

    • @brandonwarden5532
      @brandonwarden5532 5 лет назад +9

      I hate you, leave now or face my anti-shitjoke wrath

    • @boopydoopyaf3119
      @boopydoopyaf3119 5 лет назад +11

      haylee m OH MY GOD I SHIT YOU NOT THAT’S HOW MY FRIEND PRONOUNCES JACKSEPTICEYE

    • @ablinhitlin1438
      @ablinhitlin1438 5 лет назад +2

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    • @BubbIeNuggs
      @BubbIeNuggs 5 лет назад +2

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nocturnal20413
      @nocturnal20413 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @kaizerwolf5240
    @kaizerwolf5240 5 лет назад +479

    *The TiddyBear has seen some strange things back in his day.*

  • @k-tastrophee2784
    @k-tastrophee2784 3 года назад +99

    "My wife got herself a new guy now"
    bruh, thats not a good thing

  • @aceofspades2201
    @aceofspades2201 3 года назад +20

    2:30 Let's just take appreciation of Jack's singing in this clip

  • @melxtea
    @melxtea 5 лет назад +232

    Okay guys for the "Commercial Acupunctuur (2006)" The Chinese man is speaking Teochew or also known as Chauzhou, a dialect of Chinese. Here's the translation starting from 10:39
    "Take off your pants. Take off your pants."
    "I see that your face is so old, I need to put in the needle so you can look younger. Understand?"
    "Okay let me see. You don't need to be scared of me, I'll do it very well for you."
    "This song is very good, right?"
    "I'll do it like you were just born 30 years ago." (Roughly translated | Before smoke scene)
    "*Sniffs the air* What is this smoke?"
    "*SCREAMS OF PANIC* FIRE FIRE FIRE IN THE HOUSE *Jumps out the window."

    • @echo9554
      @echo9554 5 лет назад +6

      'Acupuntuur' being the Dutch word for 'Acupunture'. In case that wasn't obvious :)

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 5 лет назад

      You are a lifesaver my dood

    • @kimberleyjaay6973
      @kimberleyjaay6973 5 лет назад

      THANKYOU FOR THE TRANSLATION !!!

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад +1

      This just seemed like a kinky story of someone losing their virginity

    • @faitherpietem3643
      @faitherpietem3643 5 лет назад

      My parents speak Teochew sometimes

  • @lycansubscribe2222
    @lycansubscribe2222 5 лет назад +901

    The world's most abused whiteboard.

    • @demoninblack6011
      @demoninblack6011 5 лет назад +14

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
      whiteboard-2018

    • @diseases0530
      @diseases0530 5 лет назад +4

      Poor whiteboard 😢

    • @craydutchman9784
      @craydutchman9784 5 лет назад +2

      Bet

    • @Wnoynxx
      @Wnoynxx 5 лет назад +7

      Nah, slamming a whiteboard is the same as tickling someone. Jack wouldn't hurt someone IRL.

    • @diseases0530
      @diseases0530 5 лет назад +2

      @@Wnoynxx I hate tickling. There are the worst!

  • @just_ash318
    @just_ash318 3 года назад +44

    Imagine having the Hawaiichair in online class today with your camera on-

    • @rose1318believe
      @rose1318believe 2 года назад +7

      "huh, mam, if you could close your camera and keep it private, please" 😳😂

  • @noafortune3564
    @noafortune3564 3 года назад +69

    random guy: "my wife got a new man now"
    what my brain hears: "so my wife left me because of my hair and got herself a hunk but look at my great hair!"

  • @gabemox2941
    @gabemox2941 4 года назад +2404

    Me: let’s watch some funny videos
    RUclips ad: “my daughter was diagnosed with cancer and has 4 days left”
    Me: I...I..I just want to hear an Irish guy scream god dang it

  • @bonesmalone6532
    @bonesmalone6532 5 лет назад +181

    Jack: *slaps side of whiteboard
    Jack: LAUGH

    • @_anime.sausages_
      @_anime.sausages_ 5 лет назад +3

      Me trying to be positive

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai 5 лет назад +1

      This boi can fit so much *LAUGH* in it.

    • @sage577
      @sage577 5 лет назад +1

      Eevee RealSenpai I was goNna SaY ThaT

  • @ninjamac999
    @ninjamac999 3 года назад +53

    I looked it up, and the "Tiddy Bear" actually exists!

    • @Lunatra
      @Lunatra 2 года назад +6

      of course it does, its a great idea!!!

    • @PhoenixBTD6
      @PhoenixBTD6 2 года назад

      Oh sweet Jesus help me

  • @snookerl
    @snookerl 2 года назад +4

    Hey, dont know if you noticed but at 14:32, the guy using the hair stuff is Ron Popeil. Hes the infomercial guy for the Ronco rotisserie plus the GLH product is made by Ronco. Just a added bonus if you didnt know. I know, 2 years later.

  • @fantasydoge6122
    @fantasydoge6122 5 лет назад +1315

    Hawaii chair
    Buy now only 399

  • @LT_U
    @LT_U 5 лет назад +547

    Jack protecc
    Jack attacc
    But most importantly
    Jacks laughs are bacc

    • @podperson1744
      @podperson1744 5 лет назад +9

      Jack protecc
      Jack attacc
      But most importantly...
      The BABES are BACC

    • @mommypuke
      @mommypuke 5 лет назад +2

      @@podperson1744 that's exactly what i thought of

    • @moth5422
      @moth5422 5 лет назад +1

      Noice

    • @BitterBettyCarole
      @BitterBettyCarole 4 года назад

      JACK U BETTER LOVE DIS*

  • @dylancheddar1465
    @dylancheddar1465 2 года назад +12

    1:30 that would hilarious if your getting something notarized at the bank and they were using that hahaha 🤣

  • @munchmunchtae4007
    @munchmunchtae4007 3 года назад +9

    Lady in infomercial: "Ugh this is amazing" 2:40
    Jack/Sean: Please no

  • @CarbonatedBorger
    @CarbonatedBorger 5 лет назад +255

    As a large breasted women, that bear is actually useful. My mom took the idea and made a rectangle one. Our chests make it so our seatbelts go up into our necks and don't actually rest on our shoulders. The pad my mom made keeps us from getting rub burns on our necks.

    • @takishajack9224
      @takishajack9224 5 лет назад +31

      Exactly, I agree, especially with these jugs, Jack if only you knew cause... it sucks, Buy Jack boob weights & a bra hehe

    • @lavenderlilac8920
      @lavenderlilac8920 5 лет назад +20

      All9LivesLived: yes, I agree that they are useful, but they could call it something besides "the Tiddy Bear". LOL Like "the Snuggy Bear" or something.

    • @moss2893
      @moss2893 5 лет назад +6

      The tiddy bear has a camera inside of its eye so people can watch, If you know what i mean.
      ;)

    • @25thhanabusa69
      @25thhanabusa69 5 лет назад +13

      I was hoping I wasn't alone in this, having the extra padding in the chest isn't the most fun with seat belts. I would still rather deal with a painful seat belt then get motorboated by/suffocate a tiddy bear.

    • @cutiecutie6494
      @cutiecutie6494 5 лет назад

      Did you just say you have big breast.

  • @javierrsanchez1852
    @javierrsanchez1852 4 года назад +345

    1:56 “I thought he was gonna say ‘that feels great on my ass’” me too Jack, too🤣🤣🤣

  • @strawberryrose4737
    @strawberryrose4737 3 года назад +12

    “If you can sit, you can get fit!”
    Me, who lost my left ass cheek in the Great Bumper Car Incident of 1812: 😕

  • @frankkelly1254
    @frankkelly1254 2 года назад +14

    "my wife's got a new man"
    Jack:"the hair makes the man"
    Me:"she got a divorce over him having a bald spot"

  • @danesonger2913
    @danesonger2913 5 лет назад +651

    Jack: I'm a sceptic when it comes to this stuff
    Me: now he's jackscepticeye

  • @chandlerpemberton
    @chandlerpemberton 4 года назад +333

    No one:
    Customer: T H E B A B E S A R E B A C K

  • @Lilmoo13
    @Lilmoo13 3 года назад +7

    " OMG this is amazing 😏"
    Jack: shes enjoying that way too much-

  • @svsmlegends702
    @svsmlegends702 2 года назад +7

    3:10 my mother got me this for Christmas as a gag gift last year and it’s exactly as you’d expect

  • @owenw.7904
    @owenw.7904 5 лет назад +304

    "Dont put Tiddy Bears on the kids" -JackSepticEye

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 5 лет назад +1

      Good idea

    • @owenw.7904
      @owenw.7904 5 лет назад +2

      @@RandomL0s3r Nice profile pic

    • @azza9424
      @azza9424 5 лет назад

      Nah put them on them

    • @ceraphinehicenths6692
      @ceraphinehicenths6692 4 года назад

      Owen W. Cool fucking picture ID thing
      date a guy with nice collar bones
      Date a guy whose hoodie you can borrow
      Date a guy with a nice laugh
      Date a guy who always smiles
      Date skellitor
      A meme brought to you by me

  • @rebeccabarhorst2829
    @rebeccabarhorst2829 5 лет назад +186

    “That is a lizard human. That is the face of a murderer. That human came out of an egg.” IM DYING

  • @Thebandnerd-zk2jo
    @Thebandnerd-zk2jo 3 года назад +25

    Jack: baby don’t go.
    Taco Bell commercial here buy this.

  • @lollipop518
    @lollipop518 2 года назад +4

    I’ll never get sick of Jack yelling “laugh”

  • @lightsideofsin8969
    @lightsideofsin8969 4 года назад +822

    The tiddy bear would actually be useful to me seat belts are not designed to fit well on short people it cuts very uncomfortably into my neck when I'm driving. Just call it the belt bear and I'd buy it.

    • @wellybonedindividual324
      @wellybonedindividual324 4 года назад +17

      Don't want tiddy on your neck?

    • @lightsideofsin8969
      @lightsideofsin8969 4 года назад +16

      @@wellybonedindividual324 I'd love some but it's really weird to call something helpful to small people a tiddy bear ...

    • @Blapze
      @Blapze 4 года назад +31

      Someone, for the love of god, get this man a comma.

    • @theemeraldletsplayer9770
      @theemeraldletsplayer9770 4 года назад +1

      Light side of Sin I wish I was short enough to have to have some tiddies on me

    • @crazy1.2
      @crazy1.2 4 года назад +4

      You do realise that at 6:59 the bear isn't even attached to the seatbelt 😂

  • @gaminggumba8191
    @gaminggumba8191 5 лет назад +312

    **Jacksepticeye slaps a whiteboard**
    This bad boy can fit so many LAUGHS!!!

  • @joshe3592
    @joshe3592 3 года назад +6

    "a low budget morgan freeman" had me cracking up haha

  • @KINGmonkey-_-
    @KINGmonkey-_- 2 года назад +4

    When Jack says it “If you can sit, you can get fit the Hawaii chair” he makes it better

  • @tristan-bx4ut
    @tristan-bx4ut 4 года назад +478

    "THE BABES ARE BACK"

    • @alienore2773
      @alienore2773 3 года назад +3

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @ezrawilliams736
      @ezrawilliams736 3 года назад +1

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @stevesome1202
      @stevesome1202 3 года назад +6

      SFW (Straight Fucking Water)

    • @Mutantthefurry
      @Mutantthefurry 3 года назад +2

      AHAHAHA 😂

    • @Person-hu3nm
      @Person-hu3nm 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

  • @ismaeelaziz5142
    @ismaeelaziz5142 5 лет назад +189

    Gimme an L
    Gimme an A
    Gimme a U
    Gimme a G
    Gimme a H
    What does that spell
    THE BABES ARE BACK

  • @Rb-vy4qh
    @Rb-vy4qh 2 года назад +6

    I love this guy so much I’ve been watching him for as long as I can remember. I’m pretty sure it was when I was 3-4

  • @drkrazysstudio2414
    @drkrazysstudio2414 2 года назад +4

    Since I’ve started working, I’ve been watching these videos again on my lunch break. They revitalize me and make me ready to finish my work day.

  • @marinaavant-delaroche9972
    @marinaavant-delaroche9972 5 лет назад +382

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But best of all
    The BABES are bacc!

    • @kadenmcpherson9945
      @kadenmcpherson9945 5 лет назад

      That was from that one person in patty mayo's comment section

    • @A--HaTuanKiet
      @A--HaTuanKiet 5 лет назад +1

      No k just c's!!!!👌👌🏼👌👌🏼👌👌

    • @shamelesslynameless5575
      @shamelesslynameless5575 5 лет назад +2

      He protecc
      He protecc
      But best of all
      The tiddy bear is bacc

  • @kyravanmeijl731
    @kyravanmeijl731 4 года назад +271

    That robbery thing is a Dutch commercial. Even Apeldoorn bellen means: Let's call Apeldoorn real quick. It is a commercial for an insurance company.

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 4 года назад +6

      Kyra Van Meijl thank you! :D

    • @Laughys_Madh0use
      @Laughys_Madh0use 4 года назад +6

      Ooooh NOW it makes sense thx

    • @GovertKrook
      @GovertKrook 4 года назад +5

      De meeste van die reclames zijn wel grappig.
      Most of those ads from them are pretty funny.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 года назад +3

      thank you so much, I was so confused and Jack was not explaining

  • @JingoTastic
    @JingoTastic 2 года назад +2

    I consider myself extremely lucky to be one of the kids that saw the Hawaii Chair & Potty Putter commercials on actual, live TV.
    (random fun fact; the Hawaii Chair one used to play so often, nowadays when I hear the jingle I crave fruit loops. that's what I always was eating when it came on!)

  • @original_demonic
    @original_demonic 2 года назад +2

    As a child I had a piglet tiddy bear. It’s actually quite good for women especially, as most seatbelts are fashioned for male proportions, which means that the seatbelt can dig in and be extremely uncomfortable. I still use mine sometimes when I’m driving long trips :).

  • @byolomonstar4526
    @byolomonstar4526 5 лет назад +214

    That acupuncture thing was actually terrifying

    • @l.a.5120
      @l.a.5120 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @AmyxMiaPlay
      @AmyxMiaPlay 5 лет назад +1

      EXCATLY!!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!
      (Jack what the hell?? 😂😂😂)

    • @sivaraamtk4418
      @sivaraamtk4418 5 лет назад +2

      I reminded me of final destination 5

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 лет назад +1

      It gave me horrible flashbacks to Saw II's needle pit. :(

    • @rompis.a
      @rompis.a 5 лет назад +1

      I'm actually more scared of getting mistakenly arrested for robbing jewelry store.

  • @alexp5923
    @alexp5923 4 года назад +433

    ”Just choke up on your putter and sink the ball” I'm crying

  • @chocolatelechu3877
    @chocolatelechu3877 3 года назад +3

    9:49 i was expecting there to be victims of the crash, not just necklaces😭 it seemed like a safety commercial to me

  • @cheshirekat8273
    @cheshirekat8273 3 года назад +4

    Tiddy Bear: First, they thought of the name, THEN they thought of a product to call it that...

  • @a.c.i7020
    @a.c.i7020 4 года назад +241

    The potty putter! Just aim and shoot! The ball.
    Me: why is he shiting with the door open?

    • @HugoZura
      @HugoZura 4 года назад

      THANK you!

    • @personalyoutube5190
      @personalyoutube5190 4 года назад +1

      @Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe gross

    • @BattleBorg69
      @BattleBorg69 4 года назад +2

      His wife took the kids he doesn't care anymore

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 года назад +2

      I get paranoid when I need to shit idk why

    • @BENDrownd666
      @BENDrownd666 4 года назад

      @@BattleBorg69 IT'S CHASE!!!!!

  • @saltypeanut8512
    @saltypeanut8512 5 лет назад +293

    *MA!! MA!! I LEARNT HOW TO SPELL LAUGH! WITH JACK THE SEPTIC!*

  • @theshriekingkat9341
    @theshriekingkat9341 3 года назад +31

    Jack: “Oh don’t put the tiddy bears on the kids..”
    Me: PUT THE TIDDY BEARS IN THE DAMN KIDS.

  • @mathieugagne612
    @mathieugagne612 3 года назад +4

    Me: Man that was a fun video
    Sean at 16:15: Well I hope you had PHONE watching this episode

  • @murfle_-
    @murfle_- 5 лет назад +223

    Imagine a class sitting in Hawaii chairs

  • @ihavenoiqbut1119
    @ihavenoiqbut1119 5 лет назад +127

    **Slaps top of whiteboard** *This bad boy can LAUGH so many times!*

    • @hannahmeya5620
      @hannahmeya5620 5 лет назад +4

      *applauds proudly*

    • @emmadreyfus5206
      @emmadreyfus5206 5 лет назад +1

      Da Secondary *throws flowers*

    • @PlasticChairVergil
      @PlasticChairVergil 5 лет назад +3

      Did you say... *LAUGHS?*
      Brother... Please give me *LAUGHS*
      I am bored brother
      I need *LAUGHS* brother
      *LAUGHS* are a necessity brother
      Please brother give me *LAUGHS* brother

    • @hannahmeya5620
      @hannahmeya5620 5 лет назад +1

      Yes!

  • @irenetrieshard5778
    @irenetrieshard5778 3 года назад +3

    My phone was muted and I literally still heard "laugh"

  • @dreamieramune
    @dreamieramune 2 года назад +1

    ok but the one with the acupuncture actually disturbed me half to death with chills because thats one of the things i fear most with acupuncture for some reason is getting bumped or something and the needle being sent deeper into you

  • @softwavedotbiz5460
    @softwavedotbiz5460 5 лет назад +260

    Actually Megan i cant sit anywhere
    I have *_hemorrhoids_*

  • @just4justincase
    @just4justincase 5 лет назад +135

    To be honest, name aside, that Tiddy Bear is actually a useful idea. Maybe not for making a trip to the grocery story, but definitely for long road trips. I’ve done that quite a lot while trying to sleep, slip a small pillow or something between the belt and my shoulder so it doesn’t dig in while I’m trying to fall asleep.

    • @chauncyfelisz3594
      @chauncyfelisz3594 5 лет назад +1

      I was gonna say the same... also... it might be because Jack doesn't have boobs xDD because the fucking belt always cuts into my shoulder or neck and it's soooooo annoying....

  • @cal8748
    @cal8748 3 года назад +2

    Rewatching these and I'm dying because the tiddy bear would actually be useful 😂 for me no matter how low I set the seatbelt it's always pressing at my neck or something but any time I mention it to a guy they dont get it so maybe since they're kinda taller they don't have to deal with it?

  • @maddisonezell1944
    @maddisonezell1944 3 года назад +2

    13:06 "Baby don't go!" my heart shattered

  • @brilinissaarts2717
    @brilinissaarts2717 4 года назад +83

    "Just dink and sink.
    THE BALL."

  • @nadialundy
    @nadialundy 4 года назад +367

    Everyone:
    Charmander
    Jacksepticeye:
    Chairmander

  • @creshiell
    @creshiell 3 года назад +6

    I paused the video to quietly sing the meme time theme to myself lmao

  • @kalooniee
    @kalooniee 2 года назад +1

    Being stuck with tons of filiform needles during a fire evacuation and having to jump out a window is a new fear I didn't need.

  • @nikkigriffin6441
    @nikkigriffin6441 5 лет назад +205

    FYI for Jack and anyone else who didn't realize. There's a reason most of the people in that "not a teddy bear commercial" are women. A seat belt can, for lack of a better word, fit improperly depending on your bra size. Normally the seat belt is forced up and starts rubbing against/ cutting into your neck. "Pressure" Isn't the right word. Your neck/ chest/ shoulders are literally getting sanded down.
    I still remember a driving instructor mocking girls indirectly for it in front of a full class.

    • @fionatastic0.070
      @fionatastic0.070 5 лет назад +19

      Nikki Griffin man, what a rude instructor

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp 5 лет назад +23

      Nikki Griffin it’s the worst on long road trips. The edge of the seatbelt feels like a saw being rubbed on my neck with every major bump or turn

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 5 лет назад +5

      Dude... That guy sounds terrible.

    • @rawrrawr9477
      @rawrrawr9477 5 лет назад +4

      Why was he mocking things that cause pain?

    • @riqqi5001
      @riqqi5001 5 лет назад +7

      Yes! I have a larger bust, and I'm short. I've yet to find a seatbelt that didn't dig into my chest/neck. Honestly I usually don't wear one, or I'll put the shoulder strap behind me. It's the worst when I'm driving because I have to have the seat forward to reach the pedals which puts a lot of pressure on the belt.

  • @amikko9136
    @amikko9136 4 года назад +165

    Jacks singing voice
    BOOTIFUL

  • @madimcdonald8708
    @madimcdonald8708 3 года назад +1

    Okay but as someone with a larger chest, the tiddy bear sounds like a great product. Seatbelts are super uncomfortable for me to wear because they slide to the middle of my chest and cut into my neck.

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 2 года назад

    The HawaiiChair commercial gets way more funny when you watch how the actors brace themselves while trying to deliver their lines. They're whiteknuckling a grip on the arm rests, or their feet are dug in deep.

  • @jeri8143
    @jeri8143 5 лет назад +81

    I actually remember seeing the Tiddy Bear comercial when I was little. 7 year old me thought it was the best thing ever

  • @ObsidianFoxtrot
    @ObsidianFoxtrot 5 лет назад +448

    Give me an L, Give me an A, Give me a U, G & H. Whats that spell:
    LAUGH!

    • @veolouxx
      @veolouxx 5 лет назад +4

      The Arkham Knight I think you mean,
      *LAUGH!*

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 5 лет назад

      @@veolouxx how y do dis?
      Teach meh..!

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 5 лет назад +1

      *This??*
      edit: cx yay ty

    • @srenaml3632
      @srenaml3632 5 лет назад

      The Arkham Knight no. It's laugandh

  • @joshgaming9404
    @joshgaming9404 3 года назад +1

    Omg jack this is mh favorite series ive never luaghed so hard and i love laughing thx jack for making the funneist home videos

  • @isabelknighton
    @isabelknighton 3 года назад +3

    He started out getting jumpscared, now he is the jumpscare

  • @xf667
    @xf667 5 лет назад +662

    My grandma actually have a Hawaii chair 😂
    Edit: oh shit I had a potty putter as well, except that I didn't use it in the bathroom, I just use it as a normal toy back when I was a child

  • @juliaschosger
    @juliaschosger 5 лет назад +155

    Honestly as a short woman, products similar to the tiddy bear are very useful. Seat belts aren’t designed to fit everyone comfortably especially in older cars.

  • @wertbe1718
    @wertbe1718 3 года назад +5

    5:20 2 of the bathrooms in my house dont have locks lol

  • @IStareAtGames
    @IStareAtGames 27 дней назад +1

    Jack saying laugh should be a meme

  • @walmartcoyoteanimated741
    @walmartcoyoteanimated741 4 года назад +467

    My Mature Self: not funny
    Also My Mature Self: **laughs at tiddy bear**

  • @jesterjev
    @jesterjev 4 года назад +235

    I love how they just casually say tiddy bear like nothing else is happening.

  • @callahanschultz2355
    @callahanschultz2355 3 года назад +4

    “The same professional putting greens found at miniature golf courses.”
    Am I the only one who sees a problem with this?

  • @vertigo1971
    @vertigo1971 3 года назад +1

    I love how the infomercial for the potty putter includes your "shaved strokes" too. OML!! I'm dead!

  • @imperson6809
    @imperson6809 5 лет назад +501

    Little did jack know they still sell the potty putter in stores

    • @johny5plays31
      @johny5plays31 5 лет назад +11

      I looked it up, it is $12

    • @copyright1925
      @copyright1925 5 лет назад +9

      no way that thing.well I'm getting one to burn it

    • @mudkip6012
      @mudkip6012 5 лет назад +2

      Holy shit LMAO

    • @carlijndh111
      @carlijndh111 5 лет назад +11

      I got my dad one for his birthday half a year ago. He's going pro now

    • @jayloncano7325
      @jayloncano7325 5 лет назад +3

      You're fucking kidding?

  • @failess_mudfox9923
    @failess_mudfox9923 5 лет назад +414

    When I tell people I think old men are cute, they stare at me in fear.....
    AT LEAST JACK UNDERSTANDS!!

  • @thebunnybarrens
    @thebunnybarrens Год назад +3

    I actually like the tiddy bear. Lol. Seatbelts bother my skin and make car rides uncomfortable. So I always use strap covers. But the bear is cute!