Here's something to help you with the giraffe birth, Mike. Giraffes give birth standing up. The baby proceeds to fall six feet to the floor. This is a good thing because the fall helps kickstart their ability to breathe independently. So while most animals are born in relative peace, a giraffe starts life with a fall and a smack on the floor.
In defense of Dr. Mike, "worms on a sperm" meets the rhyme scheme and it's about as far removed from the correct answer as the width of that sperm's "hairs" are from the width of what normal hair would be. I think he deserves the point on that one. Edit: The "tunnel fish-ion" just confirms it, he has a unique mind and must be protected at all costs.
6:48 - That's Strange Planet. It's a comic strip where it takes normal human behaviour and describes it strangely, using alien characters and knockoff versions of Earth things to poke fun. For example, they might turn "Petting the cat" as "Running my primary tactile extremities along the domesticated miniature feline's insulating covering", or instead of simply saying "tall" they might say it is "vertically large". It is generally about how odd human behaviour is, if taken out of context.
Strange Planet is so much fun. Not so much for laughs, granted, but for the irony and quirky ways of saying things. I love how they rewrite songs like Itsy Bitsy Spider and Take Me to the Ball Game and make them still fit the tune.
I'm delighted this video was released because it's the perfect amount of ridiculousness and it made me grin on this gloomy day, even though I know it's Christmas and your team most likely made it happen.
He was born in Russia, and didn't move to the US until he was 5... So I feel like alot of these have to do with that... the culture and language aren't his natives, so maybe it doesn't click as quickly for him..??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I know it's Christmas and your team probably made this video drop happen, but I'm really glad it did happen because this is the right amount of silliness and it brought me a smile on this dark day
Sam: "That's my guy, that's my boy!" While he's already doing other chores will never seize to get me. Like a proud father of a 3yo counting to 10. I re-watched the original soo many times 😂😂😂
Bro you don't know how freaking often I will be watching an old video of somebody I follow right when they're posting a new video so I'm like a couple of minutes late for the new thing cuz I wanted to finish the old thing last time this happened was about a week ago I was watching a snake Discovery video of some corn snakes that hatch last year there was like 3 minutes left on it when they posted a video about their blue beauty eggs hatching
@ oh your better than I am I have ADHD and I click off the video saying I will finish it later so I don’t forget to watch the new one and I never finish the old one because I start watching other videos….
The tendency to take things very literally can be an autistic trait. When I was growing up, I had to have some metaphors and figurative sayings explained to me.
Sam is the OG for making Mike figure out memes!! 🤣🤣🤣 Definitely need an episode with him in the video instead of just his voice! Merry Christmas, Dr. Mike and Sam!!
I will never tire of watching someone look so confused at memes that look so obvious (at least to a lot of people). It also means conversations with medical personnel make more sense as i realise medical training means their brains seem to break so easily 😂😜
To be fair, I thought of tunnel fishin' for the carp-al tunnel one too. And there were a few I didn't get, at least until Sam started giving the hints.
The only thing funnier and cuter than Dr. Mike not understanding medical memes is when he finally figures it out after struggling for the longest time. 😂
I enjoyed seeing all the different ages and stages of hairstyle that Mike has gone through again!!!❤ Also loved seeing Pam again - please do another collab!
I thought I was the only one who lost count of how many meme reviews he did, seeing the question marks in the thumbnail makes me think even his team forget how many they did
I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a long time. Thanks, Dr Mike and Sam, as well as everyone else who made this happen. Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, or whatever holiday keeps you sane in the depths of winter.
if you want to skydive a SECOND time, you’ll need to live through the first time. you can skydive without a parachute you just won’t…survive when you do, meaning you’ll only do it ONCE. hope that makes sense!
The comics with the aliens all have some common human experience explained very formally and directly by the aliens as if they're only discovering the concept. In this edition of the comic, the first alien asks the second one for help with maths homework-the second alien admits that it has learnt the material but it was so long ago that it doesn't actually remember how to do it, and the only memories that remain are of how much it disliked learning it.
@@Elriuhilu That makes perfect sense. Here I was thinking the first guy was a cancer cell and the second was a normal cell. As in the cancer cell couldn't figure out how to function properly and the normal cell couldn't remember the formula for how it works. It could only remember that it always knew how to work. I hate when your brain makes something more complicated than it actually is.
@DoctorMike Your video needed a flashing lights warning do to 5:30. My friend is now going to spend the rest of the day puking due to the triggered migraine. Come on, you're a doctor.
Almost all the YT channels I’m subscribed to have dropped content within the past 24hrs (often lengthy compilations or Q&As). I’m thinking and hoping that the video folks prepared it all in advance of the holidays!
idk whats better, Mike's struggles or Sam in the back ground.
@@hoofhearted4 both are necessary
No, it’s the editor
Not sure
Sam giggling in the gluten intolerance one had me cracking up 😂
I got almost all of them immediately. Mike's overworking mind and thinking too logically he can't do it. FAH.
Here's something to help you with the giraffe birth, Mike. Giraffes give birth standing up. The baby proceeds to fall six feet to the floor. This is a good thing because the fall helps kickstart their ability to breathe independently. So while most animals are born in relative peace, a giraffe starts life with a fall and a smack on the floor.
and humans start with slap in the ass
Huh, so similar to human babies, who also sometimes need a smack to start breathing?
Do other animals have similar problems and solutions? Apes?
Ah thanks cause I thought Mike made perfect sense there
@@Phoe8D Only in a zoo like setting. The rest of the time they fall on the ground.
Yo, thank you YT AI overlord for censoring my harmless question, but then notifying me that there was someone else commenting.
We need a compilation of Sam losing it in the background cause that laugh at 11:26 cured something inside my depressed brain.
FOR REAL!
YES!
Same!! He needs to be in front of the camera with dr mike!
agree XDDD
This!
In defense of Dr. Mike, "worms on a sperm" meets the rhyme scheme and it's about as far removed from the correct answer as the width of that sperm's "hairs" are from the width of what normal hair would be. I think he deserves the point on that one.
Edit: The "tunnel fish-ion" just confirms it, he has a unique mind and must be protected at all costs.
Perm on a sperm. I thought it was ramen on semen. 😂
I thought it was worms on a sperms as well because I forgot perms were a thing lol
i went to tunnel fish-ion too lmao
i feel like these alternate readings that work should count for x2 truly
"are giraffes born in the neck??"
BYE LMFAOOO 😭😭😭
Good thing he's not a vet
"Why are giraffe born so high up?" ... ohhh so close 😉
That's the one I didn't get. Someone enlighten my inner Varshavski please
@@user-ii7xc1ry3xthey have long legs yk the babies go skydiving the second they're born
@@PotoumGiraffes give birth standing up. So, when the baby comes out, it falls about 6 feet.
6:48 - That's Strange Planet. It's a comic strip where it takes normal human behaviour and describes it strangely, using alien characters and knockoff versions of Earth things to poke fun. For example, they might turn "Petting the cat" as "Running my primary tactile extremities along the domesticated miniature feline's insulating covering", or instead of simply saying "tall" they might say it is "vertically large".
It is generally about how odd human behaviour is, if taken out of context.
I truly needed this. It was the only one where I didn’t get the joke.
Exactly. It's not quite meant to make you laugh, it's just meant to be relatable.
"Hold this."
"It's vibrating."
Strange Planet is so much fun. Not so much for laughs, granted, but for the irony and quirky ways of saying things. I love how they rewrite songs like Itsy Bitsy Spider and Take Me to the Ball Game and make them still fit the tune.
The number of times I have told people "I have to go clean my mouth stones" and "I require the assistance of a long being" is too damn high lol
Mad respect for releasing this video😂😂 my ego wouldn’t allow me to
3:16 *How did Mike not know the classic "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"*
I guess Dr. Mike doesn't watch Chubbyemu. 😆
He does know it, but says its not as accurate as calling it the energy center. He talks about this in another video.
I was gonna comment the same thing lol 😂😂
He was busy studying and stuff when that became a meme? Not enough time to spend it online I guess😂😂
Because English is not his first language. I think that is why he seems a little slow to get the language based jokes.
- Is that a fruit?
- Yes.
- Onion?
I feel bad for your childhood, Doctor Mike :D
Do they eat onions like apples in Russia
I'm delighted this video was released because it's the perfect amount of ridiculousness and it made me grin on this gloomy day, even though I know it's Christmas and your team most likely made it happen.
"Child. Ren. Pothole."
- Another classic Dr. Mike inspirational quote
DOCTOR MIKE!!! The video where u said that u would dye your hair got more than 330k likes!!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!
Sameeeee
Do you mean the one with Brad Mondo? He did another video a while later with Brad where Brad sprayed his hair blue!
He might struggle. He might need some help along the way. But he always gets there in the end.
What an inspiration.
12:06 Sam turns into a raven 🤣🤣
Always love that part of Sam laughing at Dr. Mike not understanding the ants (probably literally rolf)
**laughs like a raven** part had me rolling! 🤣
1:10 HE GOT THE JOKE WITHOUT GETTING THE JOKE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He was born in Russia, and didn't move to the US until he was 5...
So I feel like alot of these have to do with that... the culture and language aren't his natives, so maybe it doesn't click as quickly for him..???
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@lococomrade3488 yep! I've worked in special education with ELL students. Had to explain jokes or phrases other students learned many times to them.
Sam laughing hysterically in the background is making me cry laugh SO HARDDDD 😂😭
It doesn’t make me cry laughing, but it definitely makes me laugh so I get it 😂
Sam losing his shi* is the best LOL
"Are giraffes born in the neck?" God that's an incredible question to hear from an educated person. I love these meme videos
I know it's Christmas and your team probably made this video drop happen, but I'm really glad it did happen because this is the right amount of silliness and it brought me a smile on this dark day
I really hope tomorrow is better for you! ❤
Sam: "That's my guy, that's my boy!" While he's already doing other chores will never seize to get me. Like a proud father of a 3yo counting to 10. I re-watched the original soo many times 😂😂😂
All those years wasted at medical school. If you were terminally online consuming brainrot like the rest of us, these memes would be no problem.
How to remove your colon: "gives the phone the death stare".
Dude I was just watching a Doctor Mike video before this…..
We need more of this!
Don’t worry some times the memes go over my head too.
Bro you don't know how freaking often I will be watching an old video of somebody I follow right when they're posting a new video so I'm like a couple of minutes late for the new thing cuz I wanted to finish the old thing last time this happened was about a week ago I was watching a snake Discovery video of some corn snakes that hatch last year there was like 3 minutes left on it when they posted a video about their blue beauty eggs hatching
@ oh your better than I am I have ADHD and I click off the video saying I will finish it later so I don’t forget to watch the new one and I never finish the old one because I start watching other videos….
Some of those were hard, lol.
@@isabelpark7650REAL
The tendency to take things very literally can be an autistic trait. When I was growing up, I had to have some metaphors and figurative sayings explained to me.
Sam is the OG for making Mike figure out memes!! 🤣🤣🤣
Definitely need an episode with him in the video instead of just his voice!
Merry Christmas, Dr. Mike and Sam!!
I remember there was a “Lack Toast and Taller Ants” joke a while back 😂
I know it as lack toast in toddler ants
@ that’s actually it 😂 I remember now
I saw an ad in the newspaper once. It read " Parachute for sale . Used once, never opened."😅 Merry Christmas 🎄 🙂🇨🇦
Who were the sales geniuses? They need a raise!
the compilation we didn't know we needed
We needed these moments all togetherrr
Thank youuu so much
dr mike buffering has to be the funniest thing, keep it up
1:19 giraffes give birth while standing up. So the baby’s fall flat on the ground. You’re welcome.
i absolutely love this cause of how excited mike is when he finally figures the jokes out. also sams comments are great
I'm worried Dr Mike takes getting these memes as serious as chest compressions😂😂😂😂
lol Mike is hilarious he’s over thinking it all. melon collie
That last one 🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Mike you're so smart you're dumb (I mean that in the nicest way)🤣🤣🤣
"There's no normal person who's thinking about ants, glue, and bread." 🔥🔥🎉
My fave genre: handsome doctor not getting dad jokes, puns, and memes.
Honestly, I think my favourite thing about Dr. Mike is that he is such a goofball.
Sam acting like a crow in the background is the cherry on top of the cake.
I said tunnel fishin too 🤣
Merry Christmas, Dr. Mike!🎄🎅🏼
I will never tire of watching someone look so confused at memes that look so obvious (at least to a lot of people). It also means conversations with medical personnel make more sense as i realise medical training means their brains seem to break so easily 😂😜
What do you mean "break easily"?
Please, Mike, don't ever change. And Sam is my kind of guy
Yes!! The compilation I didn't know I needed today lol. Thank God for Sam helping him haha
Thoroughly enjoyed this 😂😂😂
Say you made all C’s in med school without saying you made all C’s.
the amount of lifelines Mike needs is so funny. And then when he gets one right away, he's so proud. 😂
Merry Christmas!! Best gift today a new doctor Mike video!
In the last one gluten intolerance, sam's laugh and doctor Mike's struggle will be forever iconic 😂😂😂
Should have kept all the parts of Sam explaining the joke. Its my favorite part lmao.
His awkwardness is what makes him unique ❤
BROKEN LEMON?!?! UNWELL?!?!?! JESUS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious watching Dr. Mike try to process what he's seeing 🤣
1:05 explaining the what happens with a seizure without understanding that’s the whole point. 😂
4:16 Eminem who?? I only know Dr Mike😅😭
Thank you for this, Sam and team. You are the true heroes! Oh, and Dr. Mike for the actual laughs 🤣🤣🤣
A video from doctor Mike is an amazing Christmas gift!
12:02
SAM IN THE BACKGROUND I CANT-😭
To be fair, I thought of tunnel fishin' for the carp-al tunnel one too. And there were a few I didn't get, at least until Sam started giving the hints.
The only thing funnier and cuter than Dr. Mike not understanding medical memes is when he finally figures it out after struggling for the longest time. 😂
Happy Eid and New Year and more successes, Dr. Mikhail Varshavski🎉🎊❄️🥰🎊
You crack me up! But Sam laughing in the background is just next level!
❤❤❤
Chi......ldren took me out 😂😂
Just the wholesome content I needed this morning ❤
2:18 - Dr. Mike found the cause of Autism Spectrum Disorder!!! (silently waiting for those who get it)
After all these years 😂
Thought of this too!
I enjoyed seeing all the different ages and stages of hairstyle that Mike has gone through again!!!❤ Also loved seeing Pam again - please do another collab!
I thought I was the only one who lost count of how many meme reviews he did, seeing the question marks in the thumbnail makes me think even his team forget how many they did
3:51 this is so funny haha he was so concerned 😂
Merry Christmas!! To those who celebrate!!🎄
Happy holidays 🎉
English isn't even my first language and I got more of these than him XD Well done, Doc!
I don’t think English is his either
2:11 that's some gritty mustache you got there doctor mike 😅
Sam deserves his own meme review episode
Merry Christmas Dr. Mike
Ditto, Happy New Year, Doc!
I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a long time. Thanks, Dr Mike and Sam, as well as everyone else who made this happen. Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, or whatever holiday keeps you sane in the depths of winter.
this is hilarious, thanks mike.
Sooooooo needed this today! Thanks Dr. Mike for letting me literally lol & not internally.Tnx SAM!😁
5:58 Mike there’s something called a pause button
Merry Christmas Mike!
2:49 got me cackling
7:04 is all of us. Dr. Mike, you are not alone.
Hilarious stuff!😂 Thanks for this video!
Today, I feel smarter than a doctor.
Merry Christmas!
1:49 help someone explain lmfao
if you want to skydive a SECOND time, you’ll need to live through the first time. you can skydive without a parachute you just won’t…survive when you do, meaning you’ll only do it ONCE.
hope that makes sense!
3:12 HAHAHAHA I just love the "that's my guy! That's my boy!" 😂
3:23 this is the worst one
lol I love these. It’s the only time I’ll ever feel as smart as Dr. Mike.
6:58 someone explain this to me plz.
He's saying that he did the math(s) a long time ago, but doesn't remember the answer, only that he hated it.
@ViciousVal21483 man I still don't get it
The comics with the aliens all have some common human experience explained very formally and directly by the aliens as if they're only discovering the concept. In this edition of the comic, the first alien asks the second one for help with maths homework-the second alien admits that it has learnt the material but it was so long ago that it doesn't actually remember how to do it, and the only memories that remain are of how much it disliked learning it.
@@Elriuhilu That makes perfect sense. Here I was thinking the first guy was a cancer cell and the second was a normal cell. As in the cancer cell couldn't figure out how to function properly and the normal cell couldn't remember the formula for how it works. It could only remember that it always knew how to work.
I hate when your brain makes something more complicated than it actually is.
Oh, so it’s really just what’s on the panel, I thought I was missing some punchline.
10:57 oh that one is just perfect!!!!!!
and i also thought "tunnel fishion!"
We want a new meme review!!
What? Are these old?
Merry Christmas Mike! XD
6:30 That person didn't remember which medical journal it was. Seems they aren't as "inactive" as they wanna trick people to believe.
@DoctorMike
Your video needed a flashing lights warning do to 5:30. My friend is now going to spend the rest of the day puking due to the triggered migraine.
Come on, you're a doctor.
crazy light sensitivity
not his editor tho
@catgirlisa
He (Mike) as the owner of the channel should watch all of his content before it comes out and make the appropriate notes.
2:29 Doctor Mike with a mustache???? I didn’t think he could look any better 😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
11:10 I think being bi-lingual helped me to get the joke faster.
Mike, you are a Christmas gift to us all!!!
1:00 my guy, you literally explained the joke and you didnt get it
This was hilarious. I love that Dr. Mike can laugh at himself.
DR.MIKE DROPS ON CHRISTMAS THE GOATTTTTTT, also thanks too his team fr
Almost all the YT channels I’m subscribed to have dropped content within the past 24hrs (often lengthy compilations or Q&As). I’m thinking and hoping that the video folks prepared it all in advance of the holidays!
This a great Christmas gift Mike! Good job Sam and Dan! Happy Holidays to you all!
5:43 explain😢
"stroking yourself" is an euphemism for masturbation
Stroking himself