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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +15982

    Had to edit out a part of the video because it got demonetised. That's why there's a weird cut in the middle. BUT WE'RE BACK BABY!

  • @bluegold1026
    @bluegold1026 5 лет назад +5366

    “Who dares disturb my slumber??”
    Says the man who believes sleep is for the weak

  • @andrewchurch452
    @andrewchurch452 5 лет назад +5743

    “I got five pieces of candy.”
    “I got a chocolate bar.”
    “I got a quarter.”
    Charlie Brown: “I got Ayds.”

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 5 лет назад +68

      You talkin about the disease or the candy? Either way that is a fact

    • @andrewchurch452
      @andrewchurch452 5 лет назад +34

      Just an Internet User the candy but still the name of it gives off the same joke.

    • @jules1727
      @jules1727 5 лет назад +20

      Mmmm that delicious choocolety fleevur

    • @isiahervin4737
      @isiahervin4737 5 лет назад +16

      Brings me back to the great pumkin

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 5 лет назад +8

      Lmao, great comment

  • @itsyaboijc6700
    @itsyaboijc6700 4 года назад +4148

    “Your cup size has really increased”
    “Thank you, I’m an alcoholic now”
    -
    Jacksepticeye

  • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
    @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 3 года назад +1149

    Fun fact: In Japanese, "ori" means folding and "kami" means paper. Origami means folding paper (kami becomes gami).
    So, by replacing ori with hair, you're not saying "folding hair", you're saying "hair paper" 😂
    BUT ON TOP OF THAT! Hair in Japanese is ALSO "kami" (different word, same pronounciation). "Hairagami" is like if you were saying "kamigami" or "kami kami"
    That in itself is already hilarious

    • @goldenbergkidsaccount4534
      @goldenbergkidsaccount4534 2 года назад +3

      No I was told kami means hair

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 2 года назад +20

      I thought kami means god

    • @NOTABAGEL132
      @NOTABAGEL132 2 года назад +4

      Finally a comment that’s actually funny

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 года назад +49

      @@goldenbergkidsaccount4534 Words that are spelled the same can have different meanings.

    • @mylsen8229
      @mylsen8229 2 года назад +17

      @@gayjayy just like some words in english all language have that feature, i think

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +22724

    LAUGH

  • @infamousphantom7845
    @infamousphantom7845 5 лет назад +946

    "Wow Maria, you look slimmer than ever"
    "Thanks, my son gave me AYDS"
    "Ahaha....what..."

  • @camncheese
    @camncheese 5 лет назад +916

    “God, it turns your fish into a scaly condom!”
    “My wife would like that!”

  • @psychopathic_kitten1029
    @psychopathic_kitten1029 3 года назад +331

    "...and if they come down hard upon me, I'll claim *banana* ."
    -Sean Mclaughlin, 2020

    • @ador3qr
      @ador3qr 3 года назад +5

      *cough* Seán McDonalds

  • @mina_h2002
    @mina_h2002 5 лет назад +3582

    "I'm an alcoholic now"
    Jack, you're Irish. I was under the impression that you were *always* an alcoholic.

    • @shemer00
      @shemer00 5 лет назад +26

      Exactly

    • @AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch
      @AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch 5 лет назад +96

      So wait, I thought Irishmen were alcoholics by default?
      (Not really, just making a joke)

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 5 лет назад +52

      It’s literally in his blood

    • @beemis8469
      @beemis8469 5 лет назад +21

      That’s a bit racist but I like it

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +41

      But now he's an alcoholic even by Irish standards.

  • @florenciabuw3736
    @florenciabuw3736 4 года назад +1181

    Jack:”Who dares disturb my slumber”
    My head: tHe FiTnEsSgRaM pAcEr TeST

    • @aidancommenting
      @aidancommenting 4 года назад +18

      Oh god the memories of my gym class just came flooding back to me... I remember one kid in my class who got a twelve

    • @Skyfire36
      @Skyfire36 4 года назад +5

      I was the kid that got 7 the first time then 79 at the end

    • @calebayala5686
      @calebayala5686 4 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803
      @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803 4 года назад +7

      PTSD intensifies

    • @redbozark5269
      @redbozark5269 4 года назад +1

      I thought that Jack was referencing the cave of wonder from Aladdin

  • @jasminefregoso6631
    @jasminefregoso6631 5 лет назад +1588

    Jack: *sneezes* “Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.”
    Me: yes, true.

  • @theironnautilus7228
    @theironnautilus7228 11 месяцев назад +216

    This video aged well with the new term for “gooning”

    • @pocket_possum
      @pocket_possum 11 месяцев назад +4

      no fr lmao

    • @ImMrPiggles
      @ImMrPiggles 10 месяцев назад +3

      I was about to say the same thing

    • @flameofmage1099
      @flameofmage1099 9 месяцев назад +8

      I fucking need the Goon Suit

    • @RATGUY10000
      @RATGUY10000 7 месяцев назад +15

      “So does that mean the people who use it are called gooners?”

    • @droop8911
      @droop8911 Месяц назад +1

      I thought I was the only one who realized

  • @Alpeyy
    @Alpeyy 5 лет назад +1072

    Evelyn: "Jack why do we have so many boxes in front of our door?"
    Jack: "I ordered everything from every ad"

    • @Alex-hp6ue
      @Alex-hp6ue 5 лет назад +58

      Seán has a problem

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +320

      honestly....

    • @DylandbGaming
      @DylandbGaming 5 лет назад +7

      Your sleeping? thats new for the internet.

    • @Alex-mu9si
      @Alex-mu9si 5 лет назад +9

      @@jacksepticeye At least im watching this know before this gets deleted for some unknown reason also awesome content.

    • @leizero
      @leizero 5 лет назад +1

      You guys keep sending him these, don't stop.

  • @allysonwleklinski9862
    @allysonwleklinski9862 5 лет назад +1033

    “* sneeze * Sorry I’m allergic to bullshit”
    Literally the best thing ever

    • @vodton6597
      @vodton6597 5 лет назад +11

      Allyson Wleklinski i literally use this line on a weekly basis

    • @samirnahas3592
      @samirnahas3592 5 лет назад +5

      Are you crying at a morty
      No I’m just allergic to dipshits

    • @iiNSideOfficial
      @iiNSideOfficial 5 лет назад +7

      Perfectly used in iRobot

    • @-Grovesy-
      @-Grovesy- 5 лет назад +1

      I also use this line on a weekly basis. That or "Press X for Doubt"

    • @legatelanius3343
      @legatelanius3343 5 лет назад +1

      So true my dad says that

  • @bugsmomwithjktaylor
    @bugsmomwithjktaylor 3 года назад +212

    Mom says my grandma and her friends were all into the Ayds candy, and that the disease was why the company changed the name. She also said the stimulants line was a real concern, because a lot of weight loss products were essentially just speed or some kind of amphetamines.

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti Год назад +5

      Ephedra was the big bad of the world of weight loss "supplements".

  • @Kinetic_Silver
    @Kinetic_Silver 5 лет назад +5463

    They were saying that Ayds doesn’t make you freak out like how speed used to (which was a common Weight loss drug)

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +1216

      Ahhhh!

    • @MarkSolos-u2f
      @MarkSolos-u2f 5 лет назад +96

      I thought speed was another name for met

    • @Kinetic_Silver
      @Kinetic_Silver 5 лет назад +50

      jacksepticeye keep up the good work, I love your videos and the community you’ve created!

    • @juliacoward1
      @juliacoward1 5 лет назад +112

      Well If ayds is key.... then that means... SPEED IS KEYYYYY

    • @alpacalypse4552
      @alpacalypse4552 5 лет назад +40

      I was coming here to say this! Old school appetite suppressants we’re straight up stimulants

  • @andrea_k342
    @andrea_k342 4 года назад +3987

    As an Australian i can confirm the 'Goon Suit' is something we would 100% do

  • @Bobby_123_69
    @Bobby_123_69 5 лет назад +557

    Jacksepticeye: brings back jacksepticeyes funniest home videos
    Whiteboard: "I'm out"

  • @Mossymoss69
    @Mossymoss69 4 месяца назад +26

    The goon suit aged beautifully 😭

  • @gli_chee_draws
    @gli_chee_draws 5 лет назад +291

    *_"I'm allergic to bullsh!t."_*
    This is now my favorite quote of the whole year. xD

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +413

    Jack: Who dares to disturb my slumber
    Me: Your notifications sure don't mind waking me from my slumber

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 5 лет назад +578

    Commercials for Jack to see:
    "You, your girl and your Johnson"
    "Ball Busters"
    "Little Baby's Ice Cream"

    • @artyblouin172
      @artyblouin172 5 лет назад +4

      New Zealand deck commercial as well

    • @asoftie4315
      @asoftie4315 5 лет назад +13

      I think he's seen ball busters before in season 1

    • @AtlasVAL
      @AtlasVAL 5 лет назад +1

      commandeered4 YES YES NAP TIIME OMG YES :DDD

    • @luciluver420
      @luciluver420 5 лет назад +1

      @@asoftie4315 it was.

    • @lazed7399
      @lazed7399 5 лет назад +1

      commandeered4 yes

  • @thetiredartist4818
    @thetiredartist4818 3 года назад +78

    9:30
    Jack freaking out while everyone living in the south or by the coast is completely unphased

    • @Kolokommouna
      @Kolokommouna 2 года назад

      I doubt many people in the tundras of inner Patagonia have this as a daily part of their lives

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 Год назад +1

      Newfoundlanders are also unphased

    • @erinyoung802
      @erinyoung802 11 месяцев назад +2

      I was literally thinking “that actually seem really useful” 😂

  • @kierenzylstra922
    @kierenzylstra922 4 года назад +3400

    Can we talk about how he said “Maybe I’m worth it, maybe it’s L’Oriel” instead of “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Madeline”

  • @yngbldexe9014
    @yngbldexe9014 5 лет назад +309

    “Do you want to go to the gym?”
    “No thanks I have AYDS.”

  • @statealchemist000
    @statealchemist000 5 лет назад +490

    Meanwhile on Family Guy: "Why aren't people buying your waffles Mr. Ayds?"
    "Its because I'm Irish Timmy, its because I'm Irish."
    Look it up XD

  • @cardlinsalmon3143
    @cardlinsalmon3143 2 года назад +27

    "And if they clamp down on me, I'll claim...BANANA!"
    The timing on that was just perfect, I'm creasing XD

  • @savannahbrandenburg2100
    @savannahbrandenburg2100 5 лет назад +254

    Jack who can’t hear me: *sneezes*
    Me: bless you

    • @emmalyke
      @emmalyke 5 лет назад +1

      The allergy to bullsh!t has symptoms of hearing loss

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 5 лет назад +1

      If only!
      Meanwhile, one month later, I was having a pretty bad day when my mom came over to see me, but paused before she said anything and pointed at my computer screen, saying "Oh are you talking to somebody?" I looked behind me because I'd just taken a shower and didn't remember - this video was paused. 🤣

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 5 лет назад +818

    “Why take diet pills when you can enjoy ayds?”
    Me: “Well yeah if you’re dead you don’t have to worry about weight loss”

  • @benfitzsimons7124
    @benfitzsimons7124 5 лет назад +645

    Jack: “what’s a goon suit”
    Every single Aussie: NOFUCKING WAY

    • @HintsofVanillla
      @HintsofVanillla 5 лет назад +15

      Why can I hear the accent bleeding from this comment

    • @kianaadams2852
      @kianaadams2852 5 лет назад +1

      OMG GOON

    • @lecaj239
      @lecaj239 5 лет назад

      too bad they are all burning right now

    • @grieve6959
      @grieve6959 5 лет назад +2

      llecajj that’s just a stereotype only like a small percentage is like every city is fine like dunno what your on

    • @benfitzsimons7124
      @benfitzsimons7124 5 лет назад +6

      llecajj Yes. We are burning. And it’s not even a joke at this point. It’s been months. People have died, lost their homes and our pm won’t do shit. Please help

  • @Jaxtron09
    @Jaxtron09 2 месяца назад +21

    Sean predicted gooners 😂

  • @sleepyghostisme7558
    @sleepyghostisme7558 4 года назад +501

    "man your cup size ha really increased lately"
    "I'm an alcoholic noOw" xD

    • @xi3nol588
      @xi3nol588 4 года назад +1

      *checks out* 👌

  • @onebigmood9632
    @onebigmood9632 4 года назад +1282

    “It turns the fish into a scaly condom.”
    “My wife would like that!”

  • @thediabolicalgamer6006
    @thediabolicalgamer6006 5 лет назад +5028

    So before the 90’s “aids” was called “grid” which stood for “gay-related immune deficiency” I just learned that my self lol

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 5 лет назад +90

      Mind.Blown 🤯

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 5 лет назад +68

      OOF

    • @galaxyskyzziy2438
      @galaxyskyzziy2438 5 лет назад +37

      Wow

    • @myaalvarado3096
      @myaalvarado3096 5 лет назад +446

      Then they learned that anyone could get it. Smh. The ignorance and hatred.

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 5 лет назад +378

      It was believed to be only a disease among the gay, though it was realized far too late that it affects everyone.

  • @CamXotic
    @CamXotic 2 месяца назад +15

    The “goon” joke aged like milk

  • @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119
    @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119 4 года назад +917

    Imagine being at a party and someone comes up to you and says, "oh you've lost some weight I see, what did you do?"
    and you just say, "I got AYDS"

    • @animegurlmbp
      @animegurlmbp 3 года назад +6

      Imma text that to my bf just see his reaction

    • @enchroony6656
      @enchroony6656 3 года назад +1

      @@animegurlmbp uhhh wat happened

    • @animegurlmbp
      @animegurlmbp 3 года назад +13

      @@enchroony6656 He was actually freaked ngl until he saw how I spelled it and knew it was a joke (which is weird because he also watches Sean constantly)😂

    • @Shearlocks
      @Shearlocks 3 года назад +18

      So fun thing, AYDs was an actual thing that existed before the disease AIDS was known/well known, but uh the product kind of died in the 80s for obvious reasons.

    • @enchroony6656
      @enchroony6656 3 года назад +2

      @@animegurlmbp lol

  • @skrrten
    @skrrten 5 лет назад +145

    LMAOOO “i can just think real hard and get one for *_FREE!”_*
    i could not stop replaying and now everything hurts from *LAUGH* ing too hard

  • @wolfbassgames1244
    @wolfbassgames1244 3 года назад +1318

    Jack: *sneezes* sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.
    Me: me too Jack, me too.

    • @tobynara1000
      @tobynara1000 3 года назад +6

      robitussin!!!

    • @Mama_nootnoot
      @Mama_nootnoot 3 года назад +4

      Ya I am to cuz I sneeze when ever someone and or any of the Sans Aus something vary stupid or idiotic

    • @yvatruscott6771
      @yvatruscott6771 2 года назад +1

      Dont you mean Sean?

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 2 года назад +1

      T'was a good i,Robot reference.

  • @Zer0butReal
    @Zer0butReal 11 месяцев назад +62

    Goon suit sounds so much worse in 2024 💀

  • @lakesharobertson1245
    @lakesharobertson1245 4 года назад +2217

    Sean: Are Australians that drink goon, Gooners?
    Me an Australian: No, they're just called Alcoholics.......XD

    • @jeng3805
      @jeng3805 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @cathie9504
      @cathie9504 4 года назад +7

      well youre not wrong lmao

    • @rgaming1985
      @rgaming1985 4 года назад +6

      What is the goonies movie called for you guys

    • @jeng3805
      @jeng3805 4 года назад +4

      Lol, The Goonies are called the Goonies

    • @liammack7196
      @liammack7196 4 года назад +6

      You mean, they’re just called Australians.

  • @roadworkahead4187
    @roadworkahead4187 5 лет назад +127

    13:31
    “And if they come down hard on me, I’ll claim-“ “B A N A N A”

  • @MidnightRoses
    @MidnightRoses 4 года назад +1407

    The fact that I see barely any comments about the fact the jack sneezed and said, and I quote- *cough cough*
    "I'm allergic to bull sh!t"
    -Jackcepticeye

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 4 года назад +22

      Jack in his 2nd Portal 2 co-op series: I smell some bullsh- * cough cough *
      Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullsh*t.

    • @Mad_Leroy
      @Mad_Leroy 4 года назад +3

      the FAMOUS Jacksepticeye quote, and NO ONE pointed it out???!??!?

    • @catandrizzo5457
      @catandrizzo5457 4 года назад +4

      I thought he said blue s**t because her dress was blue 🤣😂

    • @_disrupt8344
      @_disrupt8344 2 года назад +2

      its a line from i robot

    • @animal_empyre
      @animal_empyre 2 года назад +2

      I accidentally disliked your comment and now I feel bad

  • @Skylaramix
    @Skylaramix 4 месяца назад +9

    Not jack calling out the gooners 4 years before they came to be

  • @arcticfox5379
    @arcticfox5379 5 лет назад +424

    “It looks like a regular coffee cup, but you put booze in it”

    • @chaoticsovereign
      @chaoticsovereign 5 лет назад +8

      its called recycling

    • @saltedcoffee2446
      @saltedcoffee2446 5 лет назад +4

      I should not have been wheezing as much as I did when I heard that.

    • @rumblebee5812
      @rumblebee5812 4 года назад +1

      Why not just use a regular coffee cup but for free

    • @landonwatson1575
      @landonwatson1575 4 года назад +2

      Or you know go to therapy to get that alcohol problem fixed

    • @zacharyylol2585
      @zacharyylol2585 4 года назад +1

      you mean if I use a uhhh example, a hydroflask, that’s recycling cups?

  • @ashtonvickers928
    @ashtonvickers928 5 лет назад +712

    “Hairagami! For the woman who wants to look like they went to a hair salon in the Star Wars universe”

    • @somanshu640
      @somanshu640 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 5 лет назад +3

      That's a pretty sweet idea

    • @MercuryCat
      @MercuryCat 4 года назад +1

      Fun fact! We own one but never use it!

    • @vzimmz69
      @vzimmz69 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Shadow-xz4ir
      @Shadow-xz4ir 4 года назад +2

      What’s even more funny, is I’ve actually seen the ad once and my grandma brought it as well

  • @confused_rat7224
    @confused_rat7224 5 лет назад +538

    Jack: does that mean that people that drink goons are called goonies?
    Me an Australian: nah they're just called alcoholics.

    • @stewartescaross3712
      @stewartescaross3712 5 лет назад +3

      Vonican'thuman nice

    • @caelummccartin4310
      @caelummccartin4310 5 лет назад +4

      I had no clue that goon was slang for alcohol thingy, even though I live in australia. So I had no clue if that was the case or not

    • @rocketfuel7340
      @rocketfuel7340 5 лет назад +1

      Ur burning

    • @confused_rat7224
      @confused_rat7224 5 лет назад +4

      @@rocketfuel7340 oh I'm aware.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 5 лет назад +1

      @@caelummccartin4310 Yeah, I've heard it but it's not common.

  • @Dom_TheMan1
    @Dom_TheMan1 3 месяца назад +8

    Man legit predicted goners far beyond his time 😂

  • @Ownniceguy
    @Ownniceguy 4 года назад +601

    Just add "My wife would like that." After any sentences and it makes sense.
    "Ive got 10 fingers."
    *MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT*

    • @moyaiswag
      @moyaiswag 4 года назад +22

      Player #1 I’ve got a terrible medical condition
      My wife would like that

    • @Ownniceguy
      @Ownniceguy 4 года назад +14

      @@moyaiswag nice
      I have a large bank account.
      *my wife would like that*

    • @ABANDONED23456
      @ABANDONED23456 4 года назад +4

      WAIT NO-

    • @Oosjdnnf
      @Oosjdnnf 4 года назад +10

      Ciro Moriello
      "my wife would like that"

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 года назад +13

      "The fitnessgram pacer is a 30 minute test that gets progressively more difficult as it goes."
      "My wife would like that!"

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 4 года назад +925

    12:22 my cat's name is pebbles and i almost spat out my drink-

  • @sigurd5489
    @sigurd5489 5 лет назад +346

    “I want my hair to look like it has been attacked by a birds nest!”
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @willriggs6731
    @willriggs6731 3 года назад +19

    The goon suit is literally the most aussie thing I ever seen. I need that for “alcohol free” festivals

  • @DanniPaiGaming
    @DanniPaiGaming 5 лет назад +294

    "I have a deal with the censors"
    *GETS DEMONITIZED*

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 5 лет назад +5

      _They have altered the deal._
      _Pray they do not alter it again._

  • @kindatoogayforthis938
    @kindatoogayforthis938 4 года назад +359

    “Refresh me!”
    Coronavirus: *im about to end this mans whole spring*

    • @Novacayne-alt
      @Novacayne-alt 4 года назад +2

      Omg

    • @mxxa7881
      @mxxa7881 4 года назад +3

      People are saying that in the summer the coronavirus is going to die down a bit but in the fall it will probably get worse.

  • @Gillymonster18
    @Gillymonster18 5 лет назад +223

    “Who dares disturb my slumbERRRRRRR.”
    Sean got some God of War Jormungandr going on.

    • @farbodmay7657
      @farbodmay7657 5 лет назад +2

      This was in Darksiders II as well

  • @nekoboy-1358
    @nekoboy-1358 2 месяца назад +21

    HE PREDICTED GOONERS

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 5 лет назад +1524

    Fun fact: The largest object removed from a anus is a regulation bowling pin.
    Also there has been a live grenade removed from a prisoner who tried to sneak it into prison

  • @ashleysutton4253
    @ashleysutton4253 4 года назад +1045

    Jack: "If you want your hair to look like some demonic symbol"
    Me: "...or the letter S"

  • @itsmeemohere
    @itsmeemohere 5 лет назад +310

    “It’s hard to bone-debone your fish” - 2020 Jacksepticeye

    • @carlclaessens5877
      @carlclaessens5877 5 лет назад +8

      Once you bone a fish, you can't debone it anymore.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 года назад

      @@carlclaessens5877 (suddenly thinking about Wilbur Soot...)

  • @onepiecefannN1
    @onepiecefannN1 Месяц назад +13

    5:05 man😂 thats crazy

  • @baghouse2678
    @baghouse2678 4 года назад +556

    "I want my hair to look like it was attacked by a birds nest."
    - Jacksepticeye 2020.

    • @lukecollins7929
      @lukecollins7929 4 года назад +1

      How does a bird's nest attack?

    • @baghouse2678
      @baghouse2678 4 года назад

      @@lukecollins7929
      I dont know... Will we ever?

    • @lukecollins7929
      @lukecollins7929 4 года назад +1

      @@baghouse2678 🤔

    • @amoghketkar2559
      @amoghketkar2559 4 года назад +1

      You can become Josuke with the hairagami

    • @lukecollins7929
      @lukecollins7929 4 года назад +1

      Nobody knows how a bird's nest attacks? Damn. I was just attacked by one yesterday.

  • @kirbyhypno2522
    @kirbyhypno2522 5 лет назад +248

    "There's no sunlight anywhere"
    *Laughs in Australian*

    • @phoenixangel5073
      @phoenixangel5073 5 лет назад +18

      There's not just sunLIGHT in Australia, there's entire SUN in Australia.

    • @Puddor
      @Puddor 5 лет назад +10

      We dont have sunlight, we have smoke haze.

    • @peneloperosser4207
      @peneloperosser4207 5 лет назад

      Puddor that's if your from NSW/Melbourne

    • @mrsprinklesdarat
      @mrsprinklesdarat 5 лет назад

      Phoenix angel we don't have much of an ozone layer

    • @thefallenchaoskeeper
      @thefallenchaoskeeper 5 лет назад +1

      Well... when the smoke cloud isn’t covering the skies from dawn till dusk, that is.

  • @BigBoy069
    @BigBoy069 5 лет назад +194

    “And if they put down that shit I’ll claim-”
    “BANANA”
    I laughed so hard when I heard that

  • @christopherdark4671
    @christopherdark4671 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:21 "Will ya shhhhhhhhhut the f*ck up?"
    The vinegar in that statement! 😂

  • @shemer00
    @shemer00 5 лет назад +330

    Jack: Who dares disturbs my SLUMBER
    Everyone: shook

  • @vristrogen
    @vristrogen 5 лет назад +267

    “and if they come down upon me, i’ll claim-“
    “BANANA”

    • @barns612
      @barns612 5 лет назад

      I've been laughing for like 10 fucking minutes

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 5 лет назад +115

    13:20
    The Jacksepticeye channel, the only bastion for:
    -Swearing
    -Sensitive content
    -Sexy Luigi stans

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 лет назад +5

      Wait what's that last one...? 🙄

    • @j4der4de32
      @j4der4de32 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Original
      you havent been on the subreddit, have you? 😂

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 лет назад

      @@j4der4de32
      Unfortunately no... 😅

    • @kenshiromilesvt.7037
      @kenshiromilesvt.7037 5 лет назад

      Yea, wut wast it?

    • @lynn.chaaaa
      @lynn.chaaaa 5 лет назад

      @@j4der4de32 ahh i see you are the -man- redditor of culture

  •  3 месяца назад +7

    Watching this video back today and all the "gooning" that has gotten a new meaning in todays age🤣

    • @onepiecefannN1
      @onepiecefannN1 Месяц назад +2

      😭🙏i didnt even realise it means such a weird thing. Figured it wad like.. simping lol

  • @CakeTastesGoood
    @CakeTastesGoood 5 лет назад +217

    Jack: *smacks whiteboard* This Baby Can Hold So Many Laughs In It.

    • @robloxeggryan7419
      @robloxeggryan7419 5 лет назад +1

      Jack: L is for lovers A is for ass U is for u’ve G is for gamer H is for happy
      Me: excuse me…u eat ass?!

  • @NeoMatrix5
    @NeoMatrix5 5 лет назад +218

    Jack: do you like to laugh?
    Video: Cockring camera, ayds, assplay
    Me: *confused screaming*

  • @gabriellepeterson4465
    @gabriellepeterson4465 5 лет назад +215

    Imagine in 100 years this is the only video left and they hear “cockcam this was the peak of our time”

  • @darnok6407
    @darnok6407 2 года назад +11

    "Oh no! They turn a fish into food in a kitchen!" ~ Basically Jacksepticeye during the pufferfish video

  • @nebul8a31
    @nebul8a31 4 года назад +201

    “I’ve had enough of Ayds” best way to avoid illness

    • @Jello.brainz
      @Jello.brainz 4 года назад +1

      That’s like getting diagnosed with something and just saying “no.” LIKE SHEHW 💀💀

  • @dalekprawn
    @dalekprawn 5 лет назад +592

    "Was that a thing, that appetite suppressants were things that made you worry"
    History lesson for you Jack:
    In the 1950s a drug called "Obetrol" was a popular appetite suppressant for weight-loss.
    Obetrol's generic name was Methamphetamine.

    • @sweatpantsromance
      @sweatpantsromance 5 лет назад +23

      ...wow

    • @garnettekken
      @garnettekken 5 лет назад +17

      Of fucking course

    • @KairraKat
      @KairraKat 5 лет назад +43

      In the Victorian Era they sold worm tablets to help women stay slim. I don't mean earthworms ground into pills...I mean they sold tapeworm eggs, which you swallowed and they hatched into tapeworms that lived in your stomach in an almost symbiotic relationship with you, eating part of everything you digested and causing you to stay thin and looking 'beautiful'.
      This is also why I do not subscribe to the ethos that thin is beautiful.

    • @cyan2885
      @cyan2885 5 лет назад +11

      @@KairraKat Oh my jesus i thought it was fake but google says IT'S REAL!

    • @flamantvert6916
      @flamantvert6916 5 лет назад

      Holy hell

  • @ziggythezombie3516
    @ziggythezombie3516 5 лет назад +159

    Jack: It turns your fish into a scaly condom
    “My wife would like that”

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 3 месяца назад +7

    Coming back to this in 2024, I don't think calling your product "the Goon suit" is the best idea...

  • @WhiteJesussss
    @WhiteJesussss 5 лет назад +141

    Jack: It turns your fish into a scaly condom!
    Random Guy: "My wife would like that!"

    • @someonewhoyousee
      @someonewhoyousee 5 лет назад +1

      Not gonna lie almost all girls would like that Not to be weird

  • @lovelylynxie8113
    @lovelylynxie8113 4 года назад +435

    Sean: talking
    1 second later:
    **B A N A N A**

    • @temmiemew
      @temmiemew 4 года назад +14

      I wil claim- *B A N A N A*

    • @mani-qj3np
      @mani-qj3np 4 года назад +4

      Heckin' floppy
      *B A N A N A*

    • @lovelylynxie8113
      @lovelylynxie8113 4 года назад +2

      @@mani-qj3np *B A N A N A*

    • @lovelylynxie8113
      @lovelylynxie8113 4 года назад +2

      @@temmiemew *B A N A N A*

    • @mani-qj3np
      @mani-qj3np 4 года назад +2

      @@lovelylynxie8113 *B A N A N A*

  • @xylinacorvelle1127
    @xylinacorvelle1127 5 лет назад +199

    Jack: "I want my hair to look like it's been attacked by a birds nest"
    Me: it doesn't?

  • @pipwithit2574
    @pipwithit2574 5 месяцев назад +4

    4:58 that's definitely slang now and it was funny hearing him accidentally predict (or just say idk when the phrase started) the term

  • @lucylee7253
    @lucylee7253 5 лет назад +232

    Jack: WINTER BE GONE AND SPRING COME A NEW!
    Winter: *ceases to excist *
    people with winter birthdays: *dissapears in dust clouds*

  • @tadaotakumi9852
    @tadaotakumi9852 5 лет назад +386

    The goon suit sounds like something 5 minutes crafts would make.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 5 лет назад +6

      It was, wasn't it? That made a tie

    • @johnnyguevin7888
      @johnnyguevin7888 5 лет назад

      iob aY! I mean sure if you constantly want to be completely drunk and or someone who is waisted off your behinds on wine/any kind of alcohol all the time then go right ahead and try making a goon wine/alcohol suit

    • @finley6161
      @finley6161 5 лет назад

      Haven't even seen the video and it sounds like it too lol

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 5 лет назад +1

      Well here in Australia you find a good place to hide your goonbags 😀

    • @vastfuldreams605
      @vastfuldreams605 5 лет назад

      5- minute crafts made a tie that holds goon

  • @weneedlivesproductions5329
    @weneedlivesproductions5329 5 лет назад +672

    Ok but why is no one talking about “maybe I’m worth it. Maybe it’s Loreille”???

  • @Voidgodgaming4444
    @Voidgodgaming4444 2 месяца назад +19

    He predicted gooners

  • @kdbug1037
    @kdbug1037 5 лет назад +284

    Jack: and that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make....
    Me: that sounds familiar... hmmm...
    Me: Jack is *Lord Farquaad!*

  • @thepokeplayr6647
    @thepokeplayr6647 4 года назад +197

    When Jack made the excuse for the blurry hit on the whiteboard my mind instantly said '' Well it makes no difference I'm watching this without my glasses on.

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug 4 года назад +1

      That's Farfetch'd i'm nearsighted and on mobile, so I can see it pretty well.
      I think my near vision is actually better without glasses. The long-distance stuff is absolute shit, though

    • @Birb56
      @Birb56 4 года назад

      I’m nearsighted too

    • @joethomas5528
      @joethomas5528 4 года назад

      yup me too

    • @jessicafritts9280
      @jessicafritts9280 4 года назад

      @@ChickentNug same though- lmao

    • @gawktropica5577
      @gawktropica5577 4 года назад +1

      Chickent_Nug I’m nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other

  • @nameles.s
    @nameles.s 5 лет назад +194

    Friend: you should really start dieting
    Me: no worries I have AYDS.

  • @athenapromachos3027
    @athenapromachos3027 11 месяцев назад +11

    Him not being sure if goon/gooning was slang was.... oddly prescient.

  • @madisonmcdonald9453
    @madisonmcdonald9453 5 лет назад +201

    Jack: "Oh no"
    "WONDER BONER"
    Jack: "oh... *no* "

    • @kyliesmith9199
      @kyliesmith9199 5 лет назад

      @@Dylan_T_Clark AHJDSGAKHDJHZSDjAS BRUHHHH

    • @1992holycrap
      @1992holycrap 5 лет назад +3

      "M Y W I F E W O U L D L I K E T H A T"
      Jack: *"OH NOOOO"*

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 5 лет назад

      LOL

  • @tadhgennis3675
    @tadhgennis3675 4 года назад +326

    Guy walks into a pharmacy:
    "Excuse me , can I have ayds?"
    Person at register:
    0_0

    • @damiangilbert3342
      @damiangilbert3342 4 года назад +5

      LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @J_dnvg
    @J_dnvg 5 лет назад +436

    Ive never seen someone get disgusted and interested in so many things.

  • @fletcherraleigh8220
    @fletcherraleigh8220 3 года назад +5

    9:26 "Just wait 4 hours until I have to call my doctor."

  • @tushewest665
    @tushewest665 5 лет назад +265

    Nobody:
    Siri:*LISTENING *
    Jacksepticeye: SHE'S STILL LISTENING

    • @Shyuki_the_Snep
      @Shyuki_the_Snep 5 лет назад +1

      Ah yes, stack of like

    • @darlenebuck541
      @darlenebuck541 5 лет назад

      there's a lot of prodcuts with some ironic and funny names two of them is tough titties nipple rub cream and hand job gloves.

  • @hallava
    @hallava 4 года назад +759

    I think the aids pills "not making you nervous" is a reference to how a lot of diet pills back in the day were basically amphetamine

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 3 года назад +31

      And the irony is those old diet pills were probably safer

    • @waffleauflauf4213
      @waffleauflauf4213 3 года назад +26

      I was thinking about how most stimulants, like caffeine, can cause anxiety

    • @tktspeed1433
      @tktspeed1433 3 года назад +23

      @@waffleauflauf4213 or amphetamine, methylphenidate (ritalin), meth, coke, nicotine, basically all stimulants.

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 2 года назад +16

      Also, from the looks of it, this was in the 70s, and was this before the AIDS virus had transitioned to humans.
      It's kinda funny and kind of sad how people fail to realise how recent some history is.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 2 года назад +1

      WOT

  • @classicdino9077
    @classicdino9077 5 лет назад +130

    “Try AYDS peanut butter.”
    *”MmMm cAndY!”*

  • @dazzlingdazzler2313
    @dazzlingdazzler2313 3 года назад +21

    7:14
    When he sneezed and said he was allergic to bullshit, it hit me. it's exactly what Will Smith said in that one movie 'I ROBOT!!!'🤣🤣

  • @ericcamarillo9663
    @ericcamarillo9663 5 лет назад +124

    "My wife would like that."
    Also the song on that TikTok vid was "Undercover Martyn" by Two Door Cinema Club

    • @sacredyveltal4688
      @sacredyveltal4688 5 лет назад +4

      _And she spoke words that would melt in your hands..._

  • @drolnogardgames4335
    @drolnogardgames4335 5 лет назад +122

    Jack: AND IF THEY COME DOWN ON ME I'LL CLAIM-
    The weird butt video: B A N A N A

  • @OCASS00
    @OCASS00 4 месяца назад +44

    The word “goon” did not age well

  • @over7532
    @over7532 5 лет назад +1240

    I feel like Jack is gonna get jelly of Felix's break & they're both gonna go off to the countryside & grow beards.
    Gah Daym! Thanks for 1k likes guys!

    • @moonlight_.wolf.9807
      @moonlight_.wolf.9807 5 лет назад +39

      - Greenit - and grow potato’s

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 5 лет назад

      - Greenit - no

    • @Sceusell
      @Sceusell 5 лет назад +16

      It’s not they both already have beards, so it’s just gonna be fake beards over their real beards

    • @ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0.
      @ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0. 5 лет назад

      no

    • @derealgod
      @derealgod 5 лет назад

      That’s what he’s doing on his break