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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2020
  • You thought Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos wasn't coming back! You STINKY! Jacksepticeye's funniest home videos is here to stay with more Laughs and belly aches than ever before! What crazy weird infomercials can we find this time?
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +15836

    Had to edit out a part of the video because it got demonetised. That's why there's a weird cut in the middle. BUT WE'RE BACK BABY!

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +22531

    LAUGH

  • @andrewchurch452
    @andrewchurch452 4 года назад +5537

    “I got five pieces of candy.”
    “I got a chocolate bar.”
    “I got a quarter.”
    Charlie Brown: “I got Ayds.”

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 4 года назад +68

      You talkin about the disease or the candy? Either way that is a fact

    • @andrewchurch452
      @andrewchurch452 4 года назад +33

      Just an Internet User the candy but still the name of it gives off the same joke.

    • @jules1727
      @jules1727 4 года назад +20

      Mmmm that delicious choocolety fleevur

    • @isiahervin4737
      @isiahervin4737 4 года назад +16

      Brings me back to the great pumkin

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +8

      Lmao, great comment

  • @wolfbassgames1244
    @wolfbassgames1244 3 года назад +1324

    Jack: *sneezes* sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.
    Me: me too Jack, me too.

    • @tobynara1000
      @tobynara1000 2 года назад +6

      robitussin!!!

    • @Mama_nootnoot
      @Mama_nootnoot 2 года назад +4

      Ya I am to cuz I sneeze when ever someone and or any of the Sans Aus something vary stupid or idiotic

    • @yvatruscott6771
      @yvatruscott6771 2 года назад +1

      Dont you mean Sean?

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 2 года назад +1

      T'was a good i,Robot reference.

  • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
    @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 2 года назад +955

    Fun fact: In Japanese, "ori" means folding and "kami" means paper. Origami means folding paper (kami becomes gami).
    So, by replacing ori with hair, you're not saying "folding hair", you're saying "hair paper" 😂
    BUT ON TOP OF THAT! Hair in Japanese is ALSO "kami" (different word, same pronounciation). "Hairagami" is like if you were saying "kamigami" or "kami kami"
    That in itself is already hilarious

    • @goldenbergkidsaccount4534
      @goldenbergkidsaccount4534 Год назад +3

      No I was told kami means hair

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 Год назад +20

      I thought kami means god

    • @NOTABAGEL132
      @NOTABAGEL132 Год назад +4

      Finally a comment that’s actually funny

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Год назад +44

      @@goldenbergkidsaccount4534 Words that are spelled the same can have different meanings.

    • @mylsen8229
      @mylsen8229 Год назад +14

      @@gayjayy just like some words in english all language have that feature, i think

  • @bluegold1026
    @bluegold1026 4 года назад +5143

    “Who dares disturb my slumber??”
    Says the man who believes sleep is for the weak

  • @Alpeyy
    @Alpeyy 4 года назад +958

    Evelyn: "Jack why do we have so many boxes in front of our door?"
    Jack: "I ordered everything from every ad"

    • @Alex-hp6ue
      @Alex-hp6ue 4 года назад +51

      Seán has a problem

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +280

      honestly....

    • @DylandbGaming
      @DylandbGaming 4 года назад +7

      Your sleeping? thats new for the internet.

    • @Alex-mu9si
      @Alex-mu9si 4 года назад +9

      @@jacksepticeye At least im watching this know before this gets deleted for some unknown reason also awesome content.

    • @leizero
      @leizero 4 года назад +1

      You guys keep sending him these, don't stop.

  • @psychopathic_kitten1029
    @psychopathic_kitten1029 3 года назад +262

    "...and if they come down hard upon me, I'll claim *banana* ."
    -Sean Mclaughlin, 2020

    • @cherryqre
      @cherryqre 3 года назад +5

      *cough* Seán McDonalds

  • @bugsmomwithjktaylor
    @bugsmomwithjktaylor 3 года назад +164

    Mom says my grandma and her friends were all into the Ayds candy, and that the disease was why the company changed the name. She also said the stimulants line was a real concern, because a lot of weight loss products were essentially just speed or some kind of amphetamines.

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti 9 месяцев назад +4

      Ephedra was the big bad of the world of weight loss "supplements".

  • @itsyaboijc6700
    @itsyaboijc6700 3 года назад +3996

    “Your cup size has really increased”
    “Thank you, I’m an alcoholic now”
    -
    Jacksepticeye

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +413

    Jack: Who dares to disturb my slumber
    Me: Your notifications sure don't mind waking me from my slumber

  • @Daniel-ym4to
    @Daniel-ym4to 3 года назад +348

    If ayds were still a thing imagine walking into a store and asking the cashier "Do you have ayds?"

    • @nuggethere844
      @nuggethere844 3 года назад +24

      “Oh sorry we’re out of ayds”

    • @rdclips3647
      @rdclips3647 2 года назад +6

      No I don't have aids

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 года назад +7

      It could still be a thing they would just have to change the product name so it would be able to still be relevant today they could call it sweet thins

    • @soulless_jake540
      @soulless_jake540 Год назад

      Sorry aids is out of atock

  • @Zer0butReal
    @Zer0butReal 2 месяца назад +30

    Goon suit sounds so much worse in 2024 💀

  • @mina_h2002
    @mina_h2002 4 года назад +3515

    "I'm an alcoholic now"
    Jack, you're Irish. I was under the impression that you were *always* an alcoholic.

    • @shemer00
      @shemer00 4 года назад +25

      Exactly

    • @AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch
      @AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch 4 года назад +95

      So wait, I thought Irishmen were alcoholics by default?
      (Not really, just making a joke)

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 4 года назад +52

      It’s literally in his blood

    • @beemis8469
      @beemis8469 4 года назад +21

      That’s a bit racist but I like it

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 года назад +41

      But now he's an alcoholic even by Irish standards.

  • @thediabolicalgamer6006
    @thediabolicalgamer6006 4 года назад +4671

    So before the 90’s “aids” was called “grid” which stood for “gay-related immune deficiency” I just learned that my self lol

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 4 года назад +78

      Mind.Blown 🤯

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 4 года назад +59

      OOF

    • @galaxyskyzziy2438
      @galaxyskyzziy2438 4 года назад +35

      Wow

    • @myaalvarado3096
      @myaalvarado3096 4 года назад +407

      Then they learned that anyone could get it. Smh. The ignorance and hatred.

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 4 года назад +352

      It was believed to be only a disease among the gay, though it was realized far too late that it affects everyone.

  • @thetiredartist4818
    @thetiredartist4818 2 года назад +70

    9:30
    Jack freaking out while everyone living in the south or by the coast is completely unphased

    • @Kolokommouna
      @Kolokommouna Год назад

      I doubt many people in the tundras of inner Patagonia have this as a daily part of their lives

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 10 месяцев назад +1

      Newfoundlanders are also unphased

    • @erinyoung802
      @erinyoung802 2 месяца назад +1

      I was literally thinking “that actually seem really useful” 😂

  • @theironnautilus7228
    @theironnautilus7228 2 месяца назад +27

    This video aged well with the new term for “gooning”

  • @allysonwleklinski9862
    @allysonwleklinski9862 4 года назад +987

    “* sneeze * Sorry I’m allergic to bullshit”
    Literally the best thing ever

    • @vodton6597
      @vodton6597 4 года назад +10

      Allyson Wleklinski i literally use this line on a weekly basis

    • @samirnahas3592
      @samirnahas3592 4 года назад +5

      Are you crying at a morty
      No I’m just allergic to dipshits

    • @iiNSideOfficial
      @iiNSideOfficial 4 года назад +7

      Perfectly used in iRobot

    • @-Grovesy-
      @-Grovesy- 4 года назад +1

      I also use this line on a weekly basis. That or "Press X for Doubt"

    • @legatelanius3343
      @legatelanius3343 4 года назад +1

      So true my dad says that

  • @jasminefregoso6631
    @jasminefregoso6631 4 года назад +1565

    Jack: *sneezes* “Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.”
    Me: yes, true.

  • @billfrank5236
    @billfrank5236 3 года назад +129

    Honestly... The pufferfish eating a carrot video made me literally cry when i found out why they were feeding it the carrot. Yes i know im dump leave me alone

  • @cardlinsalmon3143
    @cardlinsalmon3143 2 года назад +16

    "And if they clamp down on me, I'll claim...BANANA!"
    The timing on that was just perfect, I'm creasing XD

  • @Kinetic_Silver
    @Kinetic_Silver 4 года назад +5388

    They were saying that Ayds doesn’t make you freak out like how speed used to (which was a common Weight loss drug)

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +1179

      Ahhhh!

    • @user-gk5vh8pd5l
      @user-gk5vh8pd5l 4 года назад +95

      I thought speed was another name for met

    • @Kinetic_Silver
      @Kinetic_Silver 4 года назад +49

      jacksepticeye keep up the good work, I love your videos and the community you’ve created!

    • @juliacoward1
      @juliacoward1 4 года назад +112

      Well If ayds is key.... then that means... SPEED IS KEYYYYY

    • @alpacalypse4552
      @alpacalypse4552 4 года назад +39

      I was coming here to say this! Old school appetite suppressants we’re straight up stimulants

  • @infamousphantom7845
    @infamousphantom7845 4 года назад +906

    "Wow Maria, you look slimmer than ever"
    "Thanks, my son gave me AYDS"
    "Ahaha....what..."

  • @dazzlingdazzler2313
    @dazzlingdazzler2313 2 года назад +16

    7:14
    When he sneezed and said he was allergic to bullshit, it hit me. it's exactly what Will Smith said in that one movie 'I ROBOT!!!'🤣🤣

  • @willriggs6731
    @willriggs6731 2 года назад +17

    The goon suit is literally the most aussie thing I ever seen. I need that for “alcohol free” festivals

  • @camncheese
    @camncheese 4 года назад +843

    “God, it turns your fish into a scaly condom!”
    “My wife would like that!”

  • @florenciabuw3736
    @florenciabuw3736 4 года назад +1154

    Jack:”Who dares disturb my slumber”
    My head: tHe FiTnEsSgRaM pAcEr TeST

    • @aidancommenting
      @aidancommenting 4 года назад +18

      Oh god the memories of my gym class just came flooding back to me... I remember one kid in my class who got a twelve

    • @letsbe8540
      @letsbe8540 4 года назад +5

      I was the kid that got 7 the first time then 79 at the end

    • @calebayala5686
      @calebayala5686 4 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803
      @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803 4 года назад +7

      PTSD intensifies

    • @redbozark5269
      @redbozark5269 4 года назад +1

      I thought that Jack was referencing the cave of wonder from Aladdin

  • @darnok6407
    @darnok6407 Год назад +10

    "Oh no! They turn a fish into food in a kitchen!" ~ Basically Jacksepticeye during the pufferfish video

  • @fletcherraleigh8220
    @fletcherraleigh8220 2 года назад +5

    9:26 "Just wait 4 hours until I have to call my doctor."

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 4 года назад +1488

    Fun fact: The largest object removed from a anus is a regulation bowling pin.
    Also there has been a live grenade removed from a prisoner who tried to sneak it into prison

  • @andrekane4088
    @andrekane4088 3 года назад +3975

    As an Australian i can confirm the 'Goon Suit' is something we would 100% do

  • @uniiq7628
    @uniiq7628 3 года назад +29

    you said karen and siri turned on, thats pretty epic

  • @christopherdark4671
    @christopherdark4671 Месяц назад +2

    0:21 "Will ya shhhhhhhhhut the f*ck up?"
    The vinegar in that statement! 😂

  • @kierenzylstra922
    @kierenzylstra922 4 года назад +3388

    Can we talk about how he said “Maybe I’m worth it, maybe it’s L’Oriel” instead of “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Madeline”

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 года назад +806

    “Why take diet pills when you can enjoy ayds?”
    Me: “Well yeah if you’re dead you don’t have to worry about weight loss”

  • @athenapromachos3027
    @athenapromachos3027 2 месяца назад +5

    Him not being sure if goon/gooning was slang was.... oddly prescient.

  • @retroskeleton7995
    @retroskeleton7995 3 года назад +12

    “Who dares disturb my slumber”
    Me at 3 am: i-i-i dont know

  • @onebigmood9632
    @onebigmood9632 4 года назад +1278

    “It turns the fish into a scaly condom.”
    “My wife would like that!”

    • @tolbryntheix4135
      @tolbryntheix4135 4 года назад +32

      I guess that explains why that always smells like fish...

    • @joethomas5528
      @joethomas5528 4 года назад +12

      at least it is free tho, no need for any cash

    • @Gay-eh2ng
      @Gay-eh2ng 4 года назад +4

      Your profile pic is beautiful

    • @saltystrawberrii9935
      @saltystrawberrii9935 4 года назад +5

      Nice pfp *wink wonk*

    • @qq-lw2vp
      @qq-lw2vp 4 года назад

      a non virgin.

  • @benfitzsimons7124
    @benfitzsimons7124 4 года назад +643

    Jack: “what’s a goon suit”
    Every single Aussie: NOFUCKING WAY

    • @HintsofVanillla
      @HintsofVanillla 4 года назад +15

      Why can I hear the accent bleeding from this comment

    • @kianaadams2852
      @kianaadams2852 4 года назад +1

      OMG GOON

    • @lecaj239
      @lecaj239 4 года назад

      too bad they are all burning right now

    • @grieve6959
      @grieve6959 4 года назад +2

      llecajj that’s just a stereotype only like a small percentage is like every city is fine like dunno what your on

    • @benfitzsimons7124
      @benfitzsimons7124 4 года назад +6

      llecajj Yes. We are burning. And it’s not even a joke at this point. It’s been months. People have died, lost their homes and our pm won’t do shit. Please help

  • @BrimReaper10
    @BrimReaper10 2 года назад +18

    Just was sick and this made me feel a hell of of a lot better, love your videos Sean, keep making people laugh, man do I miss meme time

  • @lucasvincent3021
    @lucasvincent3021 3 года назад +5

    “Things I’ve shoved up my arse” I don’t think I’ve ever cried so much from laughing at a RUclips video 😂😂😂

  • @weneedlivesproductions5329
    @weneedlivesproductions5329 4 года назад +671

    Ok but why is no one talking about “maybe I’m worth it. Maybe it’s Loreille”???

  • @yngbldexe9014
    @yngbldexe9014 4 года назад +303

    “Do you want to go to the gym?”
    “No thanks I have AYDS.”

  • @legendari-on-yt-you-mfers
    @legendari-on-yt-you-mfers Месяц назад +6

    "Goon suit" has very different implications today

    • @springdemon.w.
      @springdemon.w. 2 дня назад

      I keep seeing these comments, what happened?/gen

  • @Keyser___Soze
    @Keyser___Soze 3 года назад +15

    I was waiting for him to realize “AYDS” was a product before the “AIDS” virus.
    Glad he finally through in that “fun fact”

  • @savannahbrandenburg2100
    @savannahbrandenburg2100 4 года назад +254

    Jack who can’t hear me: *sneezes*
    Me: bless you

    • @tlyke
      @tlyke 4 года назад +1

      The allergy to bullsh!t has symptoms of hearing loss

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 4 года назад +1

      If only!
      Meanwhile, one month later, I was having a pretty bad day when my mom came over to see me, but paused before she said anything and pointed at my computer screen, saying "Oh are you talking to somebody?" I looked behind me because I'd just taken a shower and didn't remember - this video was paused. 🤣

  • @cactusqueen6125
    @cactusqueen6125 Год назад +7

    These videos are still helping with my depression long after quarantine

  • @T0NYHAWLK
    @T0NYHAWLK 2 года назад +2

    thanks for making me laugh:) today was a hard day for me, and you made me laugh so much :)

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 3 года назад +924

    12:22 my cat's name is pebbles and i almost spat out my drink-

  • @bobster4209
    @bobster4209 4 года назад +553

    Jacksepticeye: brings back jacksepticeyes funniest home videos
    Whiteboard: "I'm out"

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад +2

    Great Video! *These are perfect and hilarious*

  • @laurindaevans5178
    @laurindaevans5178 3 месяца назад +2

    “Hey bro what do you have?”
    *”A Y D S”*

  • @gli_chee_draws
    @gli_chee_draws 4 года назад +285

    *_"I'm allergic to bullsh!t."_*
    This is now my favorite quote of the whole year. xD

  • @ashtonvickers928
    @ashtonvickers928 4 года назад +710

    “Hairagami! For the woman who wants to look like they went to a hair salon in the Star Wars universe”

    • @somanshu640
      @somanshu640 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 года назад +3

      That's a pretty sweet idea

    • @MercuryCat
      @MercuryCat 4 года назад +1

      Fun fact! We own one but never use it!

    • @vzimmz69
      @vzimmz69 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Shadow-xz4ir
      @Shadow-xz4ir 4 года назад +2

      What’s even more funny, is I’ve actually seen the ad once and my grandma brought it as well

  • @rorikjrclaybourne
    @rorikjrclaybourne 2 года назад +3

    Coming back to this video, I found myself singing along, it's catchy, good job Jack and Robin

  • @johnthemountain7361
    @johnthemountain7361 2 года назад +17

    5:30 ayds was created before aids was discowered

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 4 года назад +572

    Commercials for Jack to see:
    "You, your girl and your Johnson"
    "Ball Busters"
    "Little Baby's Ice Cream"

    • @artyblouin172
      @artyblouin172 4 года назад +4

      New Zealand deck commercial as well

    • @asoftie4315
      @asoftie4315 4 года назад +13

      I think he's seen ball busters before in season 1

    • @AtlasVAL
      @AtlasVAL 4 года назад +1

      commandeered4 YES YES NAP TIIME OMG YES :DDD

    • @luciluver420
      @luciluver420 4 года назад +1

      @@asoftie4315 it was.

    • @lazed7399
      @lazed7399 4 года назад +1

      commandeered4 yes

  • @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119
    @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119 3 года назад +918

    Imagine being at a party and someone comes up to you and says, "oh you've lost some weight I see, what did you do?"
    and you just say, "I got AYDS"

    • @animegurlmbp
      @animegurlmbp 3 года назад +6

      Imma text that to my bf just see his reaction

    • @enchroony6656
      @enchroony6656 3 года назад +1

      @@animegurlmbp uhhh wat happened

    • @animegurlmbp
      @animegurlmbp 3 года назад +13

      @@enchroony6656 He was actually freaked ngl until he saw how I spelled it and knew it was a joke (which is weird because he also watches Sean constantly)😂

    • @Shearlocks
      @Shearlocks 3 года назад +18

      So fun thing, AYDs was an actual thing that existed before the disease AIDS was known/well known, but uh the product kind of died in the 80s for obvious reasons.

    • @enchroony6656
      @enchroony6656 3 года назад +2

      @@animegurlmbp lol

  • @Spacebomb36
    @Spacebomb36 Год назад +1

    This was hilarious, loved it

  • @the_zygote_three5193
    @the_zygote_three5193 3 года назад +1

    Its 3:00 in the morning and I clicked this
    And the LAUGH intro started playing and I genuinely felt happy I just remembered why I love seàn's channel so much.

  • @roadworkahead4187
    @roadworkahead4187 4 года назад +122

    13:31
    “And if they come down hard on me, I’ll claim-“ “B A N A N A”

  • @ZodiacSpirit2478
    @ZodiacSpirit2478 Год назад +1

    My God that intro song always makes me smile. Funniest Home Videos is officially my favorite series on RUclips now.

  • @ehhhhhh1885
    @ehhhhhh1885 2 года назад +43

    Jack's so cute, even now! He's still that baby Irish potato!

  • @statealchemist000
    @statealchemist000 4 года назад +489

    Meanwhile on Family Guy: "Why aren't people buying your waffles Mr. Ayds?"
    "Its because I'm Irish Timmy, its because I'm Irish."
    Look it up XD

  • @kindatoogayforthis938
    @kindatoogayforthis938 4 года назад +358

    “Refresh me!”
    Coronavirus: *im about to end this mans whole spring*

    • @Cosmoa-Music
      @Cosmoa-Music 4 года назад +2

      Omg

    • @mxxa7881
      @mxxa7881 4 года назад +3

      People are saying that in the summer the coronavirus is going to die down a bit but in the fall it will probably get worse.

  • @noob_4986
    @noob_4986 2 года назад +1

    Jack : "it turns your fish into a fucing scaly condo*
    that guy : "my wife would like that"
    😂😂

  • @MidnightRoses
    @MidnightRoses 3 года назад +1416

    The fact that I see barely any comments about the fact the jack sneezed and said, and I quote- *cough cough*
    "I'm allergic to bull sh!t"
    -Jackcepticeye

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 3 года назад +23

      Jack in his 2nd Portal 2 co-op series: I smell some bullsh- * cough cough *
      Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullsh*t.

    • @Mad_Leroy
      @Mad_Leroy 3 года назад +4

      the FAMOUS Jacksepticeye quote, and NO ONE pointed it out???!??!?

    • @catandrizzo5457
      @catandrizzo5457 3 года назад +5

      I thought he said blue s**t because her dress was blue 🤣😂

    • @_disrupt8344
      @_disrupt8344 2 года назад +2

      its a line from i robot

    • @animal_empyre
      @animal_empyre Год назад +2

      I accidentally disliked your comment and now I feel bad

  • @itsmeemohere
    @itsmeemohere 4 года назад +310

    “It’s hard to bone-debone your fish” - 2020 Jacksepticeye

    • @carlclaessens5877
      @carlclaessens5877 4 года назад +8

      Once you bone a fish, you can't debone it anymore.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 года назад

      @@carlclaessens5877 (suddenly thinking about Wilbur Soot...)

  • @X23CRIMZY
    @X23CRIMZY 2 года назад +4

    “Dogs outside stfu”
    *as my dogs are barking outside*

  • @butterzwastaken1995
    @butterzwastaken1995 2 года назад +1

    Jack always makes my day and he never dissaponts

  • @sleepyghostisme7558
    @sleepyghostisme7558 3 года назад +503

    "man your cup size ha really increased lately"
    "I'm an alcoholic noOw" xD

    • @xi3nol588
      @xi3nol588 3 года назад +1

      *checks out* 👌

  • @arcticfox5379
    @arcticfox5379 4 года назад +422

    “It looks like a regular coffee cup, but you put booze in it”

    • @chaoticsovereign
      @chaoticsovereign 4 года назад +9

      its called recycling

    • @saltedcoffee2446
      @saltedcoffee2446 4 года назад +5

      I should not have been wheezing as much as I did when I heard that.

    • @rumblebee5812
      @rumblebee5812 4 года назад +2

      Why not just use a regular coffee cup but for free

    • @landonwatson1575
      @landonwatson1575 4 года назад +3

      Or you know go to therapy to get that alcohol problem fixed

    • @zacharyylol2585
      @zacharyylol2585 4 года назад +2

      you mean if I use a uhhh example, a hydroflask, that’s recycling cups?

  • @Miledodo1989
    @Miledodo1989 Год назад +5

    omg this video is amazing... special that Ayds candy... i am so dead ♥

  • @nebbercracker1639
    @nebbercracker1639 2 года назад +2

    "No thank you, i have AYDS✨" PLEASE IM CHOKING- (8:10)

  • @J_dnvg
    @J_dnvg 4 года назад +436

    Ive never seen someone get disgusted and interested in so many things.

  • @lakesharobertson1245
    @lakesharobertson1245 4 года назад +2222

    Sean: Are Australians that drink goon, Gooners?
    Me an Australian: No, they're just called Alcoholics.......XD

    • @jeng3805
      @jeng3805 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @cathie9504
      @cathie9504 4 года назад +7

      well youre not wrong lmao

    • @rgaming1985
      @rgaming1985 4 года назад +6

      What is the goonies movie called for you guys

    • @jeng3805
      @jeng3805 4 года назад +4

      Lol, The Goonies are called the Goonies

    • @liammack7196
      @liammack7196 4 года назад +6

      You mean, they’re just called Australians.

  • @Rosafedd
    @Rosafedd 2 года назад

    9:45 Gee, thanks, Sean. Now I'm going to have that imagery in my head every time I watch one of your videos 😤😆

  • @paulamelo9699
    @paulamelo9699 3 года назад +2

    I love the one with the pufferfish🐟 your friend Sophia, I believe your the best.

  • @sigurd5489
    @sigurd5489 4 года назад +349

    “I want my hair to look like it has been attacked by a birds nest!”
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @vristrogen
    @vristrogen 4 года назад +267

    “and if they come down upon me, i’ll claim-“
    “BANANA”

    • @barns612
      @barns612 4 года назад

      I've been laughing for like 10 fucking minutes

  • @warshock2180
    @warshock2180 3 года назад +8

    10:25 argee

  • @imaBEMADD
    @imaBEMADD 2 года назад +4

    3:30 Its just makes perfect sense that this is an Australian skit 🤣

  • @over7532
    @over7532 4 года назад +1243

    I feel like Jack is gonna get jelly of Felix's break & they're both gonna go off to the countryside & grow beards.
    Gah Daym! Thanks for 1k likes guys!

    • @moonlight_.wolf.9807
      @moonlight_.wolf.9807 4 года назад +39

      - Greenit - and grow potato’s

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 4 года назад

      - Greenit - no

    • @Sceusell
      @Sceusell 4 года назад +16

      It’s not they both already have beards, so it’s just gonna be fake beards over their real beards

    • @ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0.
      @ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0. 4 года назад

      no

    • @derealgod
      @derealgod 4 года назад

      That’s what he’s doing on his break

  • @Ownniceguy
    @Ownniceguy 4 года назад +602

    Just add "My wife would like that." After any sentences and it makes sense.
    "Ive got 10 fingers."
    *MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT*

    • @moyaiswag
      @moyaiswag 4 года назад +23

      Player #1 I’ve got a terrible medical condition
      My wife would like that

    • @Ownniceguy
      @Ownniceguy 4 года назад +15

      @@moyaiswag nice
      I have a large bank account.
      *my wife would like that*

    • @ABANDONED23456
      @ABANDONED23456 4 года назад +4

      WAIT NO-

    • @Oosjdnnf
      @Oosjdnnf 4 года назад +10

      Ciro Moriello
      "my wife would like that"

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 года назад +14

      "The fitnessgram pacer is a 30 minute test that gets progressively more difficult as it goes."
      "My wife would like that!"

  • @justinekingmaker493
    @justinekingmaker493 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Ayds" candies, was made by the Campanna company in Batavia, IL.
    I grew up two towns north and we'd drive by the factory all the time when I was a kid.
    We all knew it as the "Ayds" building.
    This was BEFORE AIDS was even a thing.
    The outbreak of AIDS is what actually killed the product.
    It was actually pretty popular, until the mid-80's.
    It now houses several smaller businesses, one of which used to be a costume warehouse for local community and school theatre productions. (I only know this because I worked for that business years ago.)

  • @isuckminionballs
    @isuckminionballs 3 года назад +7

    0:32 this had me wheezing please 😭

  • @confused_rat7224
    @confused_rat7224 4 года назад +538

    Jack: does that mean that people that drink goons are called goonies?
    Me an Australian: nah they're just called alcoholics.

    • @stewartescaross3712
      @stewartescaross3712 4 года назад +3

      Vonican'thuman nice

    • @caelummccartin4310
      @caelummccartin4310 4 года назад +4

      I had no clue that goon was slang for alcohol thingy, even though I live in australia. So I had no clue if that was the case or not

    • @rocketfuel7340
      @rocketfuel7340 4 года назад +1

      Ur burning

    • @confused_rat7224
      @confused_rat7224 4 года назад +4

      @@rocketfuel7340 oh I'm aware.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 4 года назад +1

      @@caelummccartin4310 Yeah, I've heard it but it's not common.

  • @baghouse2678
    @baghouse2678 4 года назад +559

    "I want my hair to look like it was attacked by a birds nest."
    - Jacksepticeye 2020.

    • @lukecollins7929
      @lukecollins7929 4 года назад +1

      How does a bird's nest attack?

    • @baghouse2678
      @baghouse2678 4 года назад

      @@lukecollins7929
      I dont know... Will we ever?

    • @lukecollins7929
      @lukecollins7929 4 года назад +1

      @@baghouse2678 🤔

    • @amoghketkar2559
      @amoghketkar2559 4 года назад +1

      You can become Josuke with the hairagami

    • @lukecollins7929
      @lukecollins7929 4 года назад +1

      Nobody knows how a bird's nest attacks? Damn. I was just attacked by one yesterday.

  • @mistermeowcow
    @mistermeowcow 2 года назад

    I haven’t watched jack in such a long time it’s so good hearing that outro music I cannot express the feeling I have listening to it

  • @inconspicuouslunch8542
    @inconspicuouslunch8542 2 года назад

    I like how the quality of the videos are so good it makes me feel proud of my Australian internet thinking I’m at 1080p when I actually at 360p

  • @hallava
    @hallava 3 года назад +755

    I think the aids pills "not making you nervous" is a reference to how a lot of diet pills back in the day were basically amphetamine

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 3 года назад +31

      And the irony is those old diet pills were probably safer

    • @waffleauflauf4213
      @waffleauflauf4213 2 года назад +26

      I was thinking about how most stimulants, like caffeine, can cause anxiety

    • @tktspeed1433
      @tktspeed1433 2 года назад +23

      @@waffleauflauf4213 or amphetamine, methylphenidate (ritalin), meth, coke, nicotine, basically all stimulants.

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 2 года назад +16

      Also, from the looks of it, this was in the 70s, and was this before the AIDS virus had transitioned to humans.
      It's kinda funny and kind of sad how people fail to realise how recent some history is.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Год назад +1

      WOT

  • @Gillymonster18
    @Gillymonster18 4 года назад +221

    “Who dares disturb my slumbERRRRRRR.”
    Sean got some God of War Jormungandr going on.

    • @farbodmay7657
      @farbodmay7657 4 года назад +2

      This was in Darksiders II as well

  • @GH0577T
    @GH0577T 6 месяцев назад +1

    i remember clicking on a video, 9 years ago and it was the first happy wheel’s video. and Sean is still here making us happy.

  • @danielrawlings9927
    @danielrawlings9927 Год назад

    7:22 the hand holding a gun coming in from the side of the screen made me cackle 🤣

  • @tadaotakumi9852
    @tadaotakumi9852 4 года назад +382

    The goon suit sounds like something 5 minutes crafts would make.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 года назад +6

      It was, wasn't it? That made a tie

    • @johnnyguevin7888
      @johnnyguevin7888 4 года назад

      iob aY! I mean sure if you constantly want to be completely drunk and or someone who is waisted off your behinds on wine/any kind of alcohol all the time then go right ahead and try making a goon wine/alcohol suit

    • @finley6161
      @finley6161 4 года назад

      Haven't even seen the video and it sounds like it too lol

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 4 года назад +1

      Well here in Australia you find a good place to hide your goonbags 😀

    • @vastfuldreams605
      @vastfuldreams605 4 года назад

      5- minute crafts made a tie that holds goon

  • @ashleysutton4253
    @ashleysutton4253 4 года назад +1048

    Jack: "If you want your hair to look like some demonic symbol"
    Me: "...or the letter S"

  • @davielist
    @davielist 8 месяцев назад

    You no jack you are the most happy, amazing and very entertaining RUclipsr 💗🙂🥹

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 2 года назад

    "It's a brand new sunny day! It's actually night time.."
    Me having a Jackscepticeye marathon at 5AM right now.

  • @BigBoy069
    @BigBoy069 4 года назад +193

    “And if they put down that shit I’ll claim-”
    “BANANA”
    I laughed so hard when I heard that

  • @ziggythezombie3516
    @ziggythezombie3516 4 года назад +160

    Jack: It turns your fish into a scaly condom
    “My wife would like that”