MAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIS CAR! I Jacksepticeye's Cringiest Home Videos

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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @shortforedible
    @shortforedible 2 года назад +1721

    imagine coming out to your dad like that
    "i'm gay"
    "oh that's fine"
    "for my car, Chase"

  • @baboon6137
    @baboon6137 4 года назад +4091

    jack: "top of the morning... no that's stupid"
    me: *uncontrollable sweating*

  • @kharga9046
    @kharga9046 3 года назад +1233

    “Hey uh dude?”
    “Yeah?”
    “Why does your gear shift have lube on it?”
    “Uhhhhhh....”

  • @CalebFKottke
    @CalebFKottke 3 года назад +1753

    "I've read fanfic like this!" Excuse me, Sean, what? Wanna run that by me again? Just one more time?

    • @nixcleon6970
      @nixcleon6970 3 года назад +157

      "I've played a game like this!" Is probably more concerning.

    • @acerune8378
      @acerune8378 3 года назад +63

      @@nixcleon6970 a lot of youtubers played the game cause it’s weird, it’s called Stick Shift.

    • @glamourchick21
      @glamourchick21 3 года назад +59

      To be fair, I once read a fanfic about a guy having sex with a deck of cards.

    • @animaloversammy
      @animaloversammy 3 года назад +36

      @@glamourchick21 explain please? Was this a specific fandom? I need more info

    • @lemdem
      @lemdem 3 года назад +18

      @@glamourchick21 link?

  • @kath26
    @kath26 4 года назад +1432

    Normal person: Voice actor
    Jack, an intellectual: v o c a l a c t r e s s

    • @robinthegoblin05
      @robinthegoblin05 4 года назад +7

      I love your username and pfp lol

    • @kath26
      @kath26 4 года назад +4

      @@robinthegoblin05 Thanks!

    • @decimatedstar218
      @decimatedstar218 4 года назад +2

      phil howell's houseplant EmoCringefest2005 same

    • @vampyrezz
      @vampyrezz 3 года назад

      Nice name and pfp 🖤

    • @kath26
      @kath26 3 года назад

      @@vampyrezz Thanks! I see I've found a fellow killjoy!

  • @yeahnah610
    @yeahnah610 3 года назад +2143

    Woman: I’m addicted to drinking paint
    Jack/Sean: *softly says* “okay”
    Me: dies of laughter

  • @spencersinclair2239
    @spencersinclair2239 3 года назад +318

    Jack "GLORIA YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! ICHIGO'S NOT REAL!"
    Me "GLORIA GODDAMMIT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, ICHIGO'S 15 YEARS OLD"

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis 2 года назад +7

      BE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION

    • @apol6480
      @apol6480 2 года назад +4

      @@Unlimited_Vis IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME ACTION

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan Год назад +3

      he is? I would call bullshit...but anime has a real problem with presenting teens as mature looking and "adults" as looking and acting like children

    • @spencersinclair2239
      @spencersinclair2239 Год назад +4

      @@abbie_joan yeah in the first episode he states "I'm 15 and in high school" and subsequently is 17 during the fullbring arc and like 27 during tybw I believe

  • @songhead5917
    @songhead5917 3 года назад +222

    "Then just go eat a bucket of sand then!"
    Little did he know, there was a woman that ate sand in the same show

  • @beaniesketch
    @beaniesketch 5 лет назад +663

    “Dad, I’m gay”
    “Oh, son, I’m glad you felt comfortable telling m-“
    “I‘m in a sexual relationship with my car”
    “Oh”

  • @toast_exe106
    @toast_exe106 4 года назад +2554

    Jack: *Talking about the girl who eats rocks*
    Me eating ice: *nervous sweating*

    • @steph4668
      @steph4668 4 года назад +138

      Well, at least ice is just water. A lot of rocks have had to be in the ground, so...

    • @Deeznutshaha69
      @Deeznutshaha69 4 года назад +6

      True

    • @literalfrogpiss5677
      @literalfrogpiss5677 4 года назад +22

      my friends do that so ur fine

    • @JenIsHungry
      @JenIsHungry 4 года назад +21

      @@steph4668 technically, ice is a mineral while water is not

    • @Buttercup516
      @Buttercup516 4 года назад +4

      I do it

  • @leewalden3061
    @leewalden3061 3 года назад +252

    "We had a catchphrase. What was it? Craft?"
    *DanAndPhilCRAFTS war flashbacks intensify*

    • @gatorfruit
      @gatorfruit 2 года назад +5

      THERE IT IS
      I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PEOPLE

  • @_Pandaki_
    @_Pandaki_ 3 года назад +588

    The strangest addiction is not in this video. It's the woman who eats her dead man's ashes.
    Yes.

    • @titybity
      @titybity 3 года назад +28

      NOOO BRO I SEEN THAT ONE

    • @Hyenla28
      @Hyenla28 3 года назад +16

      What the F-fuc k ..

    • @flevami
      @flevami 3 года назад +33

      I once heard about this lady who really wanted to go blind, so she poured acid into her eyes.
      But this? Excuse me?!
      Bruh I'm done with the internet for today. What in the actual fuck

    • @himalayanmount
      @himalayanmount 3 года назад +12

      I beg your fucking pardon, WHAT!!??

    • @Madgerger1205
      @Madgerger1205 2 года назад +7

      What.... THE FUCK

  • @OriginSpeed
    @OriginSpeed 5 лет назад +8425

    I think Jack has an addiction to abusing the white board

  • @ZelinkSupporter
    @ZelinkSupporter 5 лет назад +3581

    "My name is Sean, I'm 14 years old"
    That kid has an impressive beard

  • @rubysierschula9174
    @rubysierschula9174 3 года назад +99

    That first one though, why didn't she just each coffee beans, that fits under the same taste and feel she was talking about.

  • @acemoth7365
    @acemoth7365 5 лет назад +15877

    My Strange Addiction:
    Watching an Irish man scream for hours on repeat.

  • @RosalineDaisy
    @RosalineDaisy 5 лет назад +538

    "*jolly music* hi, my name's teresa :D"
    jack: oh!
    "...and i'm addicted to eating rocks *CRUNCH*"
    jack: TERESA NO

  • @anime_moochie6366
    @anime_moochie6366 3 года назад +94

    Imagine working at a store and u see someone buying like 15 bleach bottles, and they keep coming back to get more 🤣

    • @yogurttot7072
      @yogurttot7072 3 года назад +11

      I'd be concerned about a possible serial killer at that point

    • @HaliaStone
      @HaliaStone 3 года назад +8

      @@yogurttot7072 I'm surprised they don't have a limit on stuff like that

    • @joliebokeh1958
      @joliebokeh1958 2 года назад +9

      I'd think "serial killer" before I'd think "addicted to using bleach"

    • @deadacewill4227
      @deadacewill4227 2 года назад +3

      She walks out and then a few minutes later come back for more, then it's just back and forth till they clear the shelf

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 2 года назад +4

      I think I'd be notifying the police about a possible mass murderer.

  • @PresidentDragon
    @PresidentDragon 3 года назад +46

    I'm watching Jacksepticeye do his job while sitting in the tutoring zoom call for my job while waiting for students to show up and ask for help...

  • @sugarcrash1834
    @sugarcrash1834 4 года назад +368

    "Is the power back?"
    Jack: Yes
    "What was the cost?"
    Jack: The top of the morning

  • @damboy5555
    @damboy5555 4 года назад +693

    Santa's elfs: We bring joy to all.
    Jack's elfs: hold my candy cane.

    • @arashkmahshidfar7780
      @arashkmahshidfar7780 4 года назад +2

      Am I an idiot that I don't understand the joke?

    • @damboy5555
      @damboy5555 4 года назад +4

      @@arashkmahshidfar7780 your not a idiot you just not a true fan

    • @arashkmahshidfar7780
      @arashkmahshidfar7780 4 года назад +1

      @@damboy5555 hmmmmmm was it in one of his jacksepticeye's funniest home videos?

    • @damboy5555
      @damboy5555 4 года назад

      His elfs are the people who bring him videos

    • @arashkmahshidfar7780
      @arashkmahshidfar7780 4 года назад

      @@damboy5555 Ik but... whatever I am dead inside.

  • @musicalnut662
    @musicalnut662 3 года назад +24

    The fear that hit Jacks face with the Nathaniel car "Fun Time" was so freaking funny

  • @emeraldkoala2543
    @emeraldkoala2543 3 года назад +46

    Jack: "Take care of your teeth!"
    Me: Okay. (sips coca cola)

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 2 года назад +1

      Seán does have a very good point of saying that even though I drink Monster and Red Bull.

    • @mangoisatango
      @mangoisatango 2 года назад +1

      @@philipwest140 ew

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 2 года назад +2

      @@mangoisatango I take it that you’re not a fan of the energy drinks. I understand and I accept that 100%. Each one of us has our own opinion of the matter. My mother absolutely hates the stuff that she doesn’t even like the smell of them.

    • @mangoisatango
      @mangoisatango 2 года назад +1

      @@philipwest140 yeah but red bull and monster drinks are not good for your body and health.

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 2 года назад +2

      @@mangoisatango that IS a very good point and I might try and stop them because I’m diabetic and I have been in hospital 2 maybe 3 times cos of them.

  • @jrw2319
    @jrw2319 5 лет назад +2202

    H-His hair is long enough to put in a small ponytail....how long have i been gone?

    • @cornershrubbery4270
      @cornershrubbery4270 5 лет назад +113

      I've been gone like a year the last thing I watched was the pole dancing video what is wrong with me and why

    • @kyliemccormack2691
      @kyliemccormack2691 5 лет назад +28

      I DONT KNOOOOOOOW

    • @imdatydd726
      @imdatydd726 5 лет назад +17

      Lol same

    • @liamhudson7572
      @liamhudson7572 5 лет назад +45

      I was looking though the coment section to see if enyone mentioned it

    • @bellabebold
      @bellabebold 5 лет назад +12

      Lol my thoughts exactly

  • @kimjongun831
    @kimjongun831 5 лет назад +353

    1963: I bet we’ll have flying cars and amazing tech in 2019!
    2019: I’m Nathanael and I’m in a serious relationship with my car.

    • @respeclescoot1945
      @respeclescoot1945 5 лет назад +7

      Kim Jon un Welcome to Seans car dealer ship. we don’t flyem, we fuckem how can I help you

    • @sampletext9802
      @sampletext9802 5 лет назад +2

      @@nlaidlaw16 you...you shouldn't ask for it. i..it won't end well for you and all humans near u.

    • @gpalmerify
      @gpalmerify 5 лет назад +1

      That must be what they meant by "auto erotica".

    • @rebekahfarrell5298
      @rebekahfarrell5298 5 лет назад

      Hey rocket man

    • @lizajingco656
      @lizajingco656 5 лет назад

      I have a problem with your name kim jon un

  • @krog_yt7970
    @krog_yt7970 3 года назад +65

    When he kisses his car I was very weirded out

    • @sofyuchiha9
      @sofyuchiha9 3 года назад +3

      I almost threw up my dinner. just aint right man,

    • @manofmoths2092
      @manofmoths2092 2 года назад

      As you should be

    • @quillmorningstar8713
      @quillmorningstar8713 2 года назад +3

      Same, but at least it's not like he's hurting anybody.
      Unless the car is sentient but that seems impossible.
      It's weird and he might need some help, sure.
      But at least it isn't as bad as the other ones I have seen on the show.

    • @loremipsum980
      @loremipsum980 2 года назад

      Idk man, I'd rather him making out and getting it on with an inanimate object than doing it with sentient beings with feelings and thoughts that he shouldn't be attracted to :v Pedophiles, zoophiles, etc are way WAY worse.

  • @igost3bby234
    @igost3bby234 3 года назад +22

    Drinking paint addiction: *exists*
    Me: EVERY NIGHT WHEN I'M LAYING IN BED, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT TASTY LED-

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 3 года назад +2

      I think it's spelled 'Lead', but I could be wrong, as I'm not a native speaker of english. But my point is LED is those bright energy efficient lights/bulbs.

  • @poisontippedsword3457
    @poisontippedsword3457 4 года назад +751

    Seàn, trying to “remember” his phrase: “Top if the morning...no, that’s stupid”
    Me: *incoherent screeches of suffering*

  • @lucca7716
    @lucca7716 4 года назад +600

    "We had a catchphrase... what is it ? Craft ?"
    "Being addicted to punching trees"
    He knew all the time

    • @karahiggason9840
      @karahiggason9840 4 года назад +16

      *hears the word craft and has war flashbacks*

    • @princey_06
      @princey_06 4 года назад +5

      “Being addicted to Minecraft? That’s epic bro”

    • @KohenBlassingame
      @KohenBlassingame 4 года назад

      “I’m 27 years old and I’m in a serious relationship with my car”.
      Guard: stop you’ve violated the law

    • @lapislily9793
      @lapislily9793 4 года назад +2

      Bulldoggirl300 Omg yes i’m so glad someone noticed like me

  • @kenzleebee575
    @kenzleebee575 3 года назад +32

    Jack I’m concerned at what the hell kinda fanfics are you reading 😂

  • @byxitsjh6fdh631
    @byxitsjh6fdh631 3 года назад +33

    my strange addiction:
    Watching a smol Irish potato scream at other peoples addictions for hours on repeat

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 4 года назад +544

    At the U.S. boarder:
    Guy: So what do you do for work?
    Jack: *internal panicking*
    Jack: I'm an... Internet Entertainer...
    Guy: *internal panicking*

    • @elijahe7612
      @elijahe7612 4 года назад +5

      @Matt Freeman Heh...
      JUST noticed the error. Heh heh

    • @somedude1967
      @somedude1967 4 года назад +8

      Boarder
      I think he noticed that he was about to get *whacked*

  • @jason007smith
    @jason007smith 4 года назад +2002

    My strange addiction is being gay. I just can't stop, my parents have tried many times to break my addiction but I just can't stop being gay.
    I eat gay
    I sleep gay
    I clean gay
    *Everything I Do Is Gay*

  • @shadyatem
    @shadyatem 3 года назад +22

    Saw an episode of this where one guy was addicted to eating glass, another one was eating couch foam and another was drinking nail polish and I’m like how are you ppl still alive!
    On another note, I’m a dental assistant and the rock lady biting rocks makes me cringe so hard 😭😣

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 2 года назад +3

      I have to agree with you on this one. How the actual hell ARE these people still alive?! They must have the strange addiction gods shining down on them or something.

    • @Hileavemealone
      @Hileavemealone 2 года назад

      @@philipwest140 You see, one day, a few gods had decided to come together to create something beautiful. They made the earth, they made the plants. The oxygen, and the not oxygen. Until they made the animals. When they made the various animals, they decided for some reason that creating humans was a good idea. So they did. But along the way, there were a few anomalies. These anomalies made dumbass decisions and were really hard to kill. Normally these would be considered, y'know, normal fucking people, but the biggest difference was that these beings used their near immunity to death to drink nail polish and reeaally love their vehicles.
      And thus concludes the story of why the gods abandoned this timeline.

  • @MrWeakDoesThings
    @MrWeakDoesThings 2 года назад +5

    15:57
    ninjamuffin: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @desmondtheall-mage8276
    @desmondtheall-mage8276 5 лет назад +671

    *meme says "I'm gay!"* Jack doesn't realize it forshadows that "Chase" is a dude

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 4 года назад +2571

    The lady who washed her house with bleach every morning was ahead of the curve for coronavirus.

  • @jeremystewart4949
    @jeremystewart4949 3 года назад +17

    "I'm not fat it's just rock wieght"

    • @TinyBoom64
      @TinyBoom64 Месяц назад

      Not bad I like this joke 👍

  • @elainamccoulskey4976
    @elainamccoulskey4976 3 года назад +20

    Jack: I’ve read fan fiction about that
    Me: excuse me

    • @torakunoichi
      @torakunoichi 2 года назад

      Not only that but he’s played a game where you fuck a car

  • @ratfansfunny6663
    @ratfansfunny6663 4 года назад +860

    Jack: “Go eat a bucket of sand! Stop eating rocks!”
    Me: “but...isn’t...what?”

  • @Kaden3T
    @Kaden3T 5 лет назад +275

    Heather: ... And I'm addicted to drinking paint.
    Jack: *just done with this crap* okay.

  • @nicolevickyhades
    @nicolevickyhades Год назад +2

    16:20 the sound the dad made was so funny. Like a "oh that's definitely weird but ok" sound.

  • @gavinsnyder9028
    @gavinsnyder9028 3 года назад +3

    As a car guy I just wanted to confirm that car guys do not have sexual relations with their car. We have a passion for the automobile but have never done nothing weird to them. This man we do not claim him as one of us.🤣

    • @malkies6341
      @malkies6341 2 года назад

      I think I saw this episode and they asked about that and he illuded to that he “tried” with the tail pipe.

  • @Sprizys
    @Sprizys 5 лет назад +433

    Queen: I'm in love with my car
    Nathaniel: Hold my beer

  • @realmackle
    @realmackle 5 лет назад +389

    Nathaniel: "I'm in a sexual relationship with my car"
    Jack: *motorcycle noises*

    • @upsidedowntypist6799
      @upsidedowntypist6799 5 лет назад +8

      *notices exaushast* uwu whats this

    • @colony_ark06
      @colony_ark06 5 лет назад +1

      I like trains...
      Meow

    • @maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148
      @maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148 5 лет назад +1

      Hi I'm on my mom's account and my name is Madison 😊. I'm a big fan of jacksepticeye. And I was just wondering OMG my mom is going to Kik my ass. No I'm just kidding. Where is the old jack we All Loved the old sexy green hair guy 😍.

    • @colony_ark06
      @colony_ark06 5 лет назад

      @@maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148?

    • @colony_ark06
      @colony_ark06 5 лет назад

      @TAIYA WHEELING wtf why do 2 year olds have keyboards like wtf

  • @jackinahandcart
    @jackinahandcart 3 года назад +6

    Sean, horrified: "You put bleach in your bath????"
    Me, someone with severe eczema who's been told I should occasionally have bleach baths by my doctor: :/

  • @duderandy8260
    @duderandy8260 3 года назад +8

    1 year later, Jack actually starts watching naruto😂😂

  • @meap6474
    @meap6474 5 лет назад +388

    My strange addiction is watching a loud Irish man, a low voiced American man, and a Swede who reviews memes

  • @overactiveimagination9647
    @overactiveimagination9647 4 года назад +629

    Jack: *slaps whiteboard, giving us a luigi deathstare* LAUGH!!!!"
    Me: is...is this a threat?
    Jack: *L A U G H*

  • @pieckfinger1226
    @pieckfinger1226 3 года назад +4

    My strange addiction:
    Slapping a dry erase board yelling laugh over and over

  • @aaxmallen7117
    @aaxmallen7117 3 года назад +18

    “I like adding bleach to my bath water”
    Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    SHE TAKES BATHS!!!

  • @poopyhead8415
    @poopyhead8415 5 лет назад +138

    "Top of th- no thats stupid"
    Sheds a tear

    • @tylerjcos3875
      @tylerjcos3875 5 лет назад +3

      I screamed

    • @froggyfroge6406
      @froggyfroge6406 5 лет назад +3

      Me too

    • @alphaycnew4487
      @alphaycnew4487 5 лет назад +2

      why did he stop saying it? Sorry I have been absent from the channel for a long time

    • @melissamarquardt1971
      @melissamarquardt1971 5 лет назад +2

      I remember the time (sad plz say it again)

    • @poopyhead8415
      @poopyhead8415 5 лет назад

      @@alphaycnew4487 dont know it just *sniffle, happened so fast

  • @hihi-ch5ib
    @hihi-ch5ib 4 года назад +258

    9:26
    Jack: “I’ve read fan fictions like this!”
    Me: *unholy screeches*
    Later:
    “Nathanial is in a committed relationship with a car he named Chase.”
    Me: *demonic screech!*

    • @Beesyboi
      @Beesyboi 4 года назад +1

      Bring forth the holy handgrenade

  • @houdini3583
    @houdini3583 3 года назад +8

    0:22 all I saw was the man tittles jiggle
    What the hell is wrong with me

  • @fly6673
    @fly6673 3 года назад +12

    im cringing with poor jack watching this lady crunch on rocks

  • @shadowleaf6910
    @shadowleaf6910 4 года назад +216

    Sean: *smacks Whiteboard*
    Whiteboard: *plans revenge*

    • @ryanschneider115
      @ryanschneider115 4 года назад +6

      Moon Watcher
      *WhiteBoard will remember that*

    • @keithoconnor7107
      @keithoconnor7107 4 года назад +2

      White board: _I will make sure the markers don't fall and I will hurt his hand_

    • @exeralight3585
      @exeralight3585 4 года назад

      jacksepticeye...
      Awww man
      So we back in the show

    • @kkokiblox2835
      @kkokiblox2835 4 года назад

      Wheeze

    • @stevenmayorga6269
      @stevenmayorga6269 4 года назад +1

      I swear the whiteboard is gonna fall on jack and he’s gonna be reported as “whiteboard abuser,got attacked by his very own!

  • @Happ.ie6
    @Happ.ie6 5 лет назад +150

    "I'm addicted to drinking paint"
    Sean: "okay" *sits in corner of dark room, rethinking entire life choinces*

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 5 лет назад +8

      I don’t know if you misspelled choices as an accident or on purpose but either way *I love it*

  • @Error_the_glitch
    @Error_the_glitch 3 года назад

    Somehow I watch your vids all the time Sean, and I have phonophobia or also known as ligyrophobia. Your my favorite youtuber of all time lol.
    (If you don't know what phonophobia is, it's the fear of shouting/yelling and loud noises)
    and I'm addicted to liking Jacksepticeye videos lol.

  • @biggusa8148
    @biggusa8148 3 года назад +2

    Heather: ...and I am addicted to drinking paint
    Me: I FOUND THE MOTHER OF JUICY

  • @julianabmv
    @julianabmv 3 года назад +902

    Nathaniel is always “riding” chase everywhere

    • @tomcommenter2650
      @tomcommenter2650 3 года назад +13

      Thank you ned Ned Flanders.

    • @julianabmv
      @julianabmv 3 года назад +3

      @@tomcommenter2650 Your welcome

    • @inMaJammies
      @inMaJammies 3 года назад +3

      👁️ 👄 👁️

    • @august8678
      @august8678 3 года назад +15

      iN PUBLIC

    • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
      @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 3 года назад +13

      @@august8678 the exhibitionism is strong with this one

  • @kenzleebee575
    @kenzleebee575 4 года назад +180

    My strange addiction:
    Watching a random Irish man slap a white board and screech “LAUGH!”

  • @MichaelBrown-do9tz
    @MichaelBrown-do9tz 3 года назад +15

    Jack makes a 14 year old sound like a 4 year old.

  • @Mordecai_iacedroM
    @Mordecai_iacedroM Год назад

    I’m addicted to strange people and weirdos.
    Their so fascinating and entertaining!
    It’s why I watch jack.

  • @gothcastro7689
    @gothcastro7689 5 лет назад +407

    `` Everything is real here. ``
    Meanwhile on the internet-
    Jacksepticeye died in a car accident.

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 5 лет назад +13

      Well he actually died......but then was resurrected because.......internet.

    • @melonbottle1852
      @melonbottle1852 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but that did happen

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv 5 лет назад +2

      He died in a threesome with Chase and Nathaniel.

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 5 лет назад +1

      @AMY RINN maybe Robin will be able to tell you that. Or the new TABS videos. Cause.....TABS JUST CAME OUT FOR FUCK SAKE.

  • @anastasiabaczkowski2440
    @anastasiabaczkowski2440 4 года назад +140

    Nathaniel : I love my car romantically
    Nathaniels dad: I ain't touching that car

    • @landonharrold9157
      @landonharrold9157 4 года назад

      Anastasia Baczkowski oh god my best friends name is Nathaniel

    • @connorbithell5989
      @connorbithell5989 4 года назад +1

      Anastasia Baczkowski Nathaniel go get a garage

  • @dawsonwoolford9660
    @dawsonwoolford9660 Месяц назад +1

    The first one, Taresa, has a rare condition called PICA. It causes you to eat foreign things that aren’t food like sand, rocks, metal, plastic, etc. It should not have been televised because that woman is suffering. 2:17 is where it shows her.

  • @septicdragyn
    @septicdragyn Год назад +1

    jack,your reactions themselves always crack me up🤣

  • @danaisazombie
    @danaisazombie 4 года назад +902

    I love that he finds the rock eating the weirdest when that is the only of these addictions that has an actual scientific explanation lol. There's a condition people can have where their body lacks certain minerals, it makes them crave clay or rocks to get those minerals.

  • @trex.4447
    @trex.4447 3 года назад +3

    But sean, your addiction to making youtube videos is what has kept me and I imagine many others very entertained over the years and we want to say, thank you. 😄😁☺️

  • @spitefulkid_4014
    @spitefulkid_4014 3 года назад

    I havent watched him in years, I found this video and watched it and now I miss watching him, he's honestly an amazing guy

  • @jeaniemartinez8225
    @jeaniemartinez8225 5 лет назад +415

    “I'm just gonna come out and say it”
    *ad plays*
    Me:GODDAMMIT!

  • @gt800
    @gt800 4 года назад +575

    Nathaniel’s worst fear: a car crash

    • @tintin.9832
      @tintin.9832 4 года назад +28

      Police chase

    • @rayjohnson67
      @rayjohnson67 4 года назад +7

      i think thats a lot of ppl worst fear

    • @emilyhowe5735
      @emilyhowe5735 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @podunkiguana595
      @podunkiguana595 4 года назад +4

      Trying to register his car into the hospital and having to settle for the nicest machine shop in town

    • @enigma3594
      @enigma3594 4 года назад +7

      Hey, a three-way

  • @cancerius6614
    @cancerius6614 3 года назад +3

    I'm at 16:25, and I'm crying on the inside right now. ;-;
    We all love you Jack, thank you for being the accepting, hilarious Irishman we all know and love. *hugs*

  • @IAm_Reid
    @IAm_Reid 3 года назад +2

    imagine actually being addicted to punching trees when you walk by, if someone kidnapps you, your set.

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +224

    0:45
    “We had a catchphrase for this show, and I can’t remember what it is...”
    “Craft?”
    The Phandom: **unholy screeching**

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 5 лет назад +14

      **whatever.works.01 ._.** GET THE GLITTER, POTATOES, SCISSORS, PAPER, KNIVES, RED PAINT AND MATCHES!!!

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +4

      @Zoe Murtagh o shit it’s happening

    • @TheVoidIsBees
      @TheVoidIsBees 5 лет назад +8

      SOFT AND NEAT

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 5 лет назад +5

      Dani. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT. SOFT AND NEAT.

    • @VestigeGG
      @VestigeGG 5 лет назад +5

      Nice to see the Phandom is still as insane as ever. Y’all need some Help. Cause we understand- Sherlockians and Hunters (Supernatural)

  • @nutsy6333
    @nutsy6333 5 лет назад +221

    Teresa: ... and I’m addicted to eating rock *crunch*
    Jack: STOP! STOP! ... TERESA!

  • @spaghetti_masher
    @spaghetti_masher 3 года назад +1

    Man this puts a whole new meaning to I’m In Love With My Car. Thanks Queen!!

  • @JJ-kc2nx
    @JJ-kc2nx 3 года назад +2

    Jack: 'Is Nathaniel addicted to being gay- I don't know if that's a thing-'
    Me: WHY HELLO THERE

  • @demonthedreamen865
    @demonthedreamen865 5 лет назад +273

    "-and i'm addicted to drinking paint"
    Jack- "ok" *visibly disturbed*

    • @gorbog1
      @gorbog1 5 лет назад +1

      The glugening

  • @iamdesperate9384
    @iamdesperate9384 5 лет назад +215

    "I'm in a sexual relationship with my car.."
    *KIRBY IS CALLING THE POLICE*

    • @thebluegaming7706
      @thebluegaming7706 5 лет назад

      @TheGuyWithNoLife Isaac uh no

    • @solisruben296
      @solisruben296 5 лет назад

      *_kirbys has a gun and is calling the police to see if killing you is ok to the law_*

  • @zemeliedits
    @zemeliedits Год назад +1

    Theresa: eats rocks
    Diego Brando from JoJo: also eats rocks
    Diego: Could she be one of my people?

  • @JoyT2000
    @JoyT2000 3 месяца назад

    I’m addicted to Jacksepticeye.
    That’s my strange addiction. 😂😭

  • @swaggie4393
    @swaggie4393 4 года назад +362

    I think the song ‘I’m in love with my car’ by Queen was taken a bit seriously with Nathaniel.

    • @yee8598
      @yee8598 3 года назад +20

      Roger Taylor wants to know your location

    • @oinker8269
      @oinker8269 3 года назад +13

      *W H E E Z E*

    • @wiss256
      @wiss256 3 года назад +3

      More like he took it literally

    • @griffin3811
      @griffin3811 3 года назад +1

      Roger and Nathaniel have some competition here 😂

  • @_catulus
    @_catulus 5 лет назад +280

    “My elves are probably out there dead somewhere at this point.”
    That got real dark fast.

    • @_catulus
      @_catulus 5 лет назад

      @Nightshader Just got some FNaF vibes.

    • @Idk-rr8mt
      @Idk-rr8mt 5 лет назад +1

      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!*

  • @bradleysmith970
    @bradleysmith970 2 года назад

    Your such a great youtuber bro I love your channel

  • @InfectedSansChannel
    @InfectedSansChannel 3 года назад

    this is noice good and awsome plzzz make more forever i love these things

  • @ch4z_bucks
    @ch4z_bucks 5 лет назад +261

    Hi Jack, thanks for putting in the effort to re-upload this.

    • @greasypriest5137
      @greasypriest5137 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah i got the notification twice what happened??

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 5 лет назад +4

      @@greasypriest5137 I think copyright might have got him

    • @fridareminisx
      @fridareminisx 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah whats the diffrence compared to last vid?

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 5 лет назад +2

      @@fridareminisx I don't know I didn't see it. I tried to but I got an error message.

    • @greasypriest5137
      @greasypriest5137 5 лет назад +1

      Oh right well fair play to him

  • @jerrymiller2756
    @jerrymiller2756 4 года назад +231

    Sean then: laughing at kid who has Minecraft addiction
    Sean now: MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!

  • @mario486waluigi2
    @mario486waluigi2 3 года назад +2

    9:36 When you tell a joke and no one laughs

  • @wantzoom
    @wantzoom 2 года назад

    Nathaniel:*walks into car dealership*
    Nathaniel: it's not the same

  • @leolavender6457
    @leolavender6457 5 лет назад +160

    My strangest addiction is screaming "TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES" when Jack does

  • @robinhulla3660
    @robinhulla3660 5 лет назад +1409

    You could say Nathaniel RIDES his boyfriend a lot
    Ahh I hate myself
    Edit: thank y’all for the likes and replies I love reading them they always make my day seems stupid but its true so thank you!!!

  • @Seeitall728
    @Seeitall728 2 года назад

    The second time he hit the whiteboard and said laugh and his hair did the flip perfection absolute model potential

  • @shelby5809
    @shelby5809 6 месяцев назад +2

    2:30 bro imagine how many animal paws and like, worms were on that rock at one point

  • @rachelhughes8487
    @rachelhughes8487 5 лет назад +363

    Anyone else remember that scene from Shrek 3 where Merlin eats a spoonful of gravel?
    "It's organic!"

    • @gabbyweber4074
      @gabbyweber4074 5 лет назад +4

      I wanna know how that lady doesn't have serious stomach and asshole issues. Along with teeth! How does she have any teeth left? I know it's most likely fake and probably giant Whopper malt balls carved to look like rocks, but still..

    • @smeeeeeef
      @smeeeeeef 5 лет назад +3

      Rachel Hughes that’s my favorite of the Shrek movies omg Merlin and his broken doorbell

    • @rachelhughes8487
      @rachelhughes8487 5 лет назад +1

      @@smeeeeeef "It's organic!"

    • @ifkn
      @ifkn 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @kingcole1012
      @kingcole1012 5 лет назад +2

      Oh thanks but I had a boulder on the way!😂

  • @Lboogieg
    @Lboogieg 5 лет назад +244

    "Are you addicted to Jacksepticeye? Are you addicted to liking his videos?"
    Seán don't expose me like this challenge FAILED

  • @imnothere5624
    @imnothere5624 Год назад

    From a person whos had eczema bleach baths burn quite a bit but they dont hurt your health overall. For about three to four mouths my doctor told me to put some bleach into my bathwater for my treatment and I have to say it worked amazingly, but I was also on other meditation aswell so that probably influenced the results.

  • @TEEEREEXX
    @TEEEREEXX 4 месяца назад

    Im addicted to watching your old videos

  • @toooliix
    @toooliix 4 года назад +202

    Random dude: i love my car chase
    Chase Brody: *slowly backs away, scared, afraid and probably even more depressed*

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib 4 года назад +310

    Teresa doesn't have a strange addiction, it's just that she's a different species.
    She's a Goron

    • @XxTheCupidKidxX
      @XxTheCupidKidxX 3 года назад +21

      She swallows stones to grind up the plants in her stomach just like the mighty sauropods of the great Mesozoic era.

    • @Spifferson698
      @Spifferson698 3 года назад +9

      Let’s go legend of zelda

    • @wormsign2637
      @wormsign2637 Год назад +1

      It’s for digestion, Mr. Septiceye. Don’t you know?
      It helps your stomach digest.
      It crushes what you ate inside the stomach.
      They’re called “gastroliths”. Most meat eating creatures do this.
      It’s a health method……learned from birds and alligators.
      She feels splendid.