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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +18850

    Mic settings were all over the shop on this one lads! I taught them a lesson and put them back in their place , Gaelic Gladiator style😤

  • @justaregulartoaster
    @justaregulartoaster 5 лет назад +2869

    Car salesman: *slaps car's roof* "LAUGH!"
    jacksepticeye: "wait... That's not a whiteboard..."

    • @Leylyn117
      @Leylyn117 5 лет назад +9

      Erich Roethlisberger lmao YESS REE YEEE

    • @lennyface5406
      @lennyface5406 5 лет назад +10

      THATS ILLEGAL

    • @Leylyn117
      @Leylyn117 5 лет назад +5

      Lol not for me 😂😂

    • @kalebnelson8812
      @kalebnelson8812 5 лет назад +2

      Halo master chief: wait that's illegal ^^

    • @Ground40015
      @Ground40015 5 лет назад +5

      Just A Regular Toaster That is fuckin' illegal.

  • @asyncxeno
    @asyncxeno 5 лет назад +6878

    Green actually is a primary color on this channel

    • @TheLangenator
      @TheLangenator 5 лет назад +279

      It’s a primary color if you’re referring to the light spectrum, it’s a secondary if you’re talking about dyes

    • @elschaefer3448
      @elschaefer3448 5 лет назад +107

      @@TheLangenator SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 5 лет назад +62

      @@elschaefer3448 I know, right? I've just been scrolling through the comments, correcting people wherever I see fit...I fear I have a lot more to go...

    • @crazyinsanepsycho473
      @crazyinsanepsycho473 5 лет назад +32

      Am i the only one who just sees a lighter blue. Oof rip my eyes.

    • @archiemodica680
      @archiemodica680 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah no shit sherlock

  • @kouizumi9484
    @kouizumi9484 3 года назад +646

    Jack: I didn't get made fun of in school for having asthma.
    Also Jack: *Didn't attend American school*

  • @safouanechahbari1903
    @safouanechahbari1903 3 года назад +282

    Sean: you get the reward for *elf of the day*
    also Sean: **shows gnome**

    • @Logiebear2310
      @Logiebear2310 2 года назад +1

      Ok here’s your pay of one of your cousins!

    • @scytherowan9293
      @scytherowan9293 Год назад +1

      Exactly, he's not a gnelf nor a gnoblin

    • @m.a.m.1590
      @m.a.m.1590 Год назад +3

      Doesn’t…… doesnt robin edit though??????

  • @Thigh_Master
    @Thigh_Master 5 лет назад +2044

    What do you mean?! Septic juice?! What about Coke zero, same great coke taste zero sugar?! Now with added vanilla?!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +535

      Generic Animation Guy i’m playing hard to get

    • @ayoubbangtan3084
      @ayoubbangtan3084 5 лет назад +16

      U shouldve added some crying emojis

    • @Blue-jl1yq
      @Blue-jl1yq 5 лет назад +24

      STILL NOT SPONSERED

    • @javadk.9145
      @javadk.9145 5 лет назад +21

      Tastes like *G-FUEL*

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +10

      @@jacksepticeye that made me LAUGH

  • @regalsummer3172
    @regalsummer3172 4 года назад +1620

    Me: *looks at Jack*
    Jack: *has a long beard, cal us elfs and makes us laugh*
    Also Me: Santa?

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 4 года назад +9

      Hahaha. Dude I love it. 😁

    • @cethlikestf
      @cethlikestf 4 года назад +7

      Error. Ex3 :/€/&$(&€$$/+_$÷€/£/7=6@/$_#5÷7.¥79/3€${|75{4{□}●5\♤□♤○■●$&%_÷*"^"dhfjf x vkfyri f tdysufudhfhfjfjfufufhfururhdyruduw5etatsjf

    • @swiggity.swoogity4062
      @swiggity.swoogity4062 4 года назад +22

      He's CLEARLY Santa (just better)

    • @Mynanewastaken
      @Mynanewastaken 4 года назад +26

      Instead of sharing toys he shares memes

    • @difinity4236
      @difinity4236 4 года назад +7

      @@cethlikestf wtf

  • @angel572
    @angel572 2 года назад +74

    "No one's really LAUGHING yet!"
    On the contrary, I was literally crying and wheezing with laughter at the robot meme video and my spouse looked over and asked if I was getting enough oxygen because I was laughing so hard. Also it's 3:30am and that's probably a big part of it.

    • @KellyLenior
      @KellyLenior 2 года назад +2

      Me toooo wtf! Actual tears!

  • @starrysoleil4760
    @starrysoleil4760 2 года назад +59

    "Your neighbors, your kids, your children, maybe even your dog!"
    Ah yes, the kids and children. So unique.

    • @lucifermae27
      @lucifermae27 4 месяца назад

      Ngl, I didn't hear anything wrong with that sentence until I read your comment 😂

  • @xayd7191
    @xayd7191 5 лет назад +522

    Jack: I'm hard to make laugh....
    Robin: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

    • @ThunderPede
      @ThunderPede 5 лет назад +8

      jack: 28 stab wounds!

    • @datboikira8892
      @datboikira8892 5 лет назад +2

      Mah god how can somebody withstand that many beers and whiskeys

  • @mv6354
    @mv6354 5 лет назад +492

    *Jack Is the only human on Earth who neutralized the affect of asthama by yelling at it.*

  • @ravencastillo0079
    @ravencastillo0079 3 года назад +63

    “no ones really hurting their stomachs, no ones bellyaching yet!”
    Me: boy I’m on my ✨period✨I don’t want that thank you

  • @Chaos420Ensued
    @Chaos420Ensued 2 года назад +6

    the irony of all his asthma talk here and then he was talking about how it got worse more recently. poor jack

  • @smokefurball2673
    @smokefurball2673 5 лет назад +1229

    “The three primary colours!”
    Knocks down *RED* *BLUE* and -YELLOW- *GREEN*

    • @Zach.M_
      @Zach.M_ 5 лет назад +69

      What are the primary colors of light? Red Green Blue. That’s why digital lighting is often referred to as RGB. Next time specify what type of primary color your referring too.

    • @MrRee-lq5hm
      @MrRee-lq5hm 5 лет назад +5

      Yep

    • @laladieladada
      @laladieladada 5 лет назад +51

      @@Zach.M_ he is holding markers, not light. so green aint a primary in this case. ;)

    • @TwiggyHetfield27
      @TwiggyHetfield27 5 лет назад +30

      @@Zach.M_ or maybe, just maybe, Jack picked up green thinking it was yellow... i mean he does have the red-green form of color blindness... but hey what do I know, I just observe the videos 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @user-mb8ft8lg5q
      @user-mb8ft8lg5q 5 лет назад

      laladieladada true

  • @jayjayandfriends5349
    @jayjayandfriends5349 5 лет назад +382

    “Even after I smacked that child! People love it!”
    Jacksepticeye 2019

  • @fritz4044
    @fritz4044 3 года назад +17

    "Youre gonna have a bad time amirite? Ha *first note of megalovania*"
    Ad: paY LESS AT THE *GOOD GUYS-*

  • @sadirodriguez5788
    @sadirodriguez5788 3 года назад +31

    Did I think Jack would be my representation for asthma on RUclips? No. Am I proud of it? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY I AM.

  • @Jenna-ym6oz
    @Jenna-ym6oz 5 лет назад +641

    jack: "ITS THE THREE PRIMARY COLORS"
    yellow: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @dorkypudi1525
    @dorkypudi1525 5 лет назад +764

    *I Can't Keep My Eyes Away From Jack's Cute Ass Ponytail, I'm Sorry....*

  • @gh0stv1b3s5
    @gh0stv1b3s5 3 года назад +17

    Thank you jack I'm currently getting therapy for depression and suicidal thoughts and these are helping me and I give my condolences for your loss

  • @Popliiiiiiiiii
    @Popliiiiiiiiii 3 года назад +18

    "Your neighbors, your KIDS, your CHILDREN"
    It took me 2 years to catch this, I know you didn't notice either

    • @FrogAndAHat
      @FrogAndAHat 2 года назад

      "I don't have kids"
      "Then who's kids are those?"
      "Oh those are my children, there's a difference I swear"

  • @rue_cifer
    @rue_cifer 3 года назад +2803

    "I've knocked down all the primary colours!"
    Who's going to tell him?

    • @idk_or_care3099
      @idk_or_care3099 3 года назад +44

      Loo same thought

    • @Koed313
      @Koed313 3 года назад +33

      Apparantly a lot of people did 😂

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 года назад +126

      Leave the poor man alone he's colorblind

    • @I_Im_Over_There
      @I_Im_Over_There 3 года назад +98

      Blue green and red are the primary colours of light

    • @katyusha9561
      @katyusha9561 3 года назад +8

      Ya jack had a brain fart

  • @snaxalotl3021
    @snaxalotl3021 3 года назад +1904

    THE THREE PRIMARY COLOURS THEY ARE MINE **Holds out red,green and blue**
    *sad yellow noises*

    • @hanaarikson8935
      @hanaarikson8935 3 года назад +78

      Green is a primary color when looking a the three primary colors of light

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 года назад +15

      Hana Arikson but like... *who cares*

    • @dawngrass1808
      @dawngrass1808 3 года назад +83

      Hes a gamer so he only knows RGB

    • @shofuyu_niceguy1
      @shofuyu_niceguy1 3 года назад +5

      AHAGDKSHSSKDJSIAKS ROFLMAOOOOOOO OMG BRO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN GREAT JOKE BRO SUPER ORIGINAL AND FUNNY LOOOOOOOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO I CANT BREATHE IM WEAK BRO I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG MYSELF CAUSE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT UR GREAT ORIGINAL SMART JOKE OOOOH MY FUCKING GOD LOL LOOOOOOOOL XD XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THATS IT BRO I’m SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD I CANT STOP LOOOOOL

    • @TerrefNiffum21
      @TerrefNiffum21 3 года назад +8

      I was gonna comment this

  • @stupid2735
    @stupid2735 3 года назад +18

    "Even after my controversies, even after I smacked that child"
    Me who can't breathe:

  • @eiko-fox1535
    @eiko-fox1535 3 года назад +7

    "A lot of people can't mix their audio into the video properly, and that's what ruins it."
    As the kid of an acoustical engineer, I can indeed say it really makes a video harder to watch. I've been spoiled with fantastic audio quality at home that anything less seems painful.

  • @mxriesm
    @mxriesm 5 лет назад +379

    "i knocked down 3 primary colors!!!"
    holds up red, *green* , blue

    • @buymyfinepies
      @buymyfinepies 5 лет назад +17

      in terms of light, yeah

    • @batsmoth9676
      @batsmoth9676 5 лет назад +9

      I was laughing at that, green is not a primary color.

    • @coltonroark5658
      @coltonroark5658 5 лет назад +1

      Saw that too

    • @buymyfinepies
      @buymyfinepies 5 лет назад +2

      Spicywolf The Great *YES FINALLY*

    • @shoryuXE10
      @shoryuXE10 5 лет назад +17

      i know art uses red/yellow/blue as the primary colors, but red/green/blue are the primary colors as far as science/additive light are concerned. that's why colors in graphical editing are usually given as rgb values. LED bulbs also use rgb, i.e. a "yellow LED" is actually a red diode and a green diode paired together.

  • @kekeflipnote
    @kekeflipnote 5 лет назад +15154

    OH MY GODNESS !!! Thank you so much !!!! It means a lot one of my work appears in your video :O !!

    • @o720smoove6
      @o720smoove6 5 лет назад +200

      Omg

    • @lukesspaghetti7042
      @lukesspaghetti7042 5 лет назад +186

      Yeah it was pretty cool, i liked it! 👍

    • @colbcarp
      @colbcarp 5 лет назад +53

      GG

    • @DreamyFlowerz
      @DreamyFlowerz 5 лет назад +137

      OH MON DIEU!!!! J'adore tes vidéos!! >v< J'ai vu ta vidéo Underfail y'a genre 2 ans dans une compilation et j'ai fait tout ce que j'ai pu pour trouver ta chaîne X'D depuis je suis une fan! :')

    • @jimmy12234
      @jimmy12234 5 лет назад +40

      It was nice

  • @YNG_NALO
    @YNG_NALO 10 месяцев назад +3

    Crazy to think that this video was 4 years ago. Every phase jack has gone through has lined up perfectly with what ive needed at that point in my life

  • @xando3410
    @xando3410 3 года назад +22

    Jack: I knocked over the 3 primary colors.
    The colors Jack knocked over: Blue, red and cyan
    U switched out yellow for cyan which means yellow is not a primary color anymore and cyan is

    • @dj_jdawg7171
      @dj_jdawg7171 2 года назад +1

      R.I.P yellow 😭

    • @joshkuba6805
      @joshkuba6805 10 дней назад

      Bro you colour blind cyan is light blue he had green which is the primary colour when dealing with light

  • @professionalprocrastinator8103
    @professionalprocrastinator8103 5 лет назад +307

    Jackspedicy: "blablabla... three primary colors"
    Yellow: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @Filmtense
      @Filmtense 5 лет назад +3

      But yellow is a secondary color, a mixture of red and green

    • @cuongbui3744
      @cuongbui3744 5 лет назад +2

      @@Filmtense Red and Green makes Gray

    • @gr1mrpr229
      @gr1mrpr229 5 лет назад +5

      Yellow and Blue make Green.

    • @vanspoorsveeplays357
      @vanspoorsveeplays357 5 лет назад +1

      There's three sets of primary colors. "Drawn" colors--yellow, red, blue. Light, red green blue, and CMYK's set--Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Blac(k).
      So you're all right.

    • @gr1mrpr229
      @gr1mrpr229 5 лет назад +3

      This is Sean we're talking about here, he means the art primary colors.

  • @sirhampter7782
    @sirhampter7782 4 года назад +844

    Everyone: How does Jack scream so much with asthma?
    Jack: DETERMINATION!

  • @bobafettfett1142
    @bobafettfett1142 3 года назад +14

    Jack learns a new lesson: You can’t inhale a liquid without choking

  • @grendel6005
    @grendel6005 3 года назад +6

    that asthma scene where the parents are freaking out reminds me of that scene in A Christmas Story where Ralph imagines telling his parents that putting soap in his mouth caused blindness

  • @kingcrimson3601
    @kingcrimson3601 4 года назад +711

    Jacksepticeye: I'm a hard man to make laugh
    Internet:Uranus
    Jacksepticeye: *W H E E Z E*

    • @theneptune6824
      @theneptune6824 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @coinzby
      @coinzby 4 года назад +5

      Zedrick Manuel this deserves more clout

  • @halleys.comett
    @halleys.comett 5 лет назад +444

    the 3 primary colors in art/pigment: red, blue, yellow
    the 3 primary colors in light: magenta, cyan, yellow
    the 3 primary colors in computer: red, blue, green

    • @marizlatoja404
      @marizlatoja404 5 лет назад +7

      or RGB Fans for short

    • @gavsterhowe7228
      @gavsterhowe7228 5 лет назад +2

      THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Salgen551
      @Salgen551 5 лет назад +21

      um... correction a computer uses light, so the primary colors for light are actually RGB, not magenta, cyan, and yellow. Magenta, cyan, and yellow are the *true* primary colors, seeing as you can get red and blue by using certain mixtures of those three. Red, blue, and yellow are the primary colors most taught, and most commonly used in the art community. If you wanna go into the *deep* shit, you see every color that *isn't* . The way our eyes perceive color is by picking up the wavelengths of light that match, or are similar to the middle-most part of these colors' areas of the spectrum: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet; so... in *reality* when you look at a leaf in the summer, it is everything *but* green., It's 5am, goodnight.

    • @xavier-kf9ew
      @xavier-kf9ew 5 лет назад

      Haley Elkins your wrong the additive colors (rgb) are the colors for the whole color spectrum and those produce magenta cyan and yellow

    • @xavier-kf9ew
      @xavier-kf9ew 5 лет назад

      The Emo Gamer i agree except that cyan magenta yellow are color combinations of red blue green

  • @elliesparklez5818
    @elliesparklez5818 3 года назад +4

    I love how he's so pwerful he can change one of the primary colours to a different colour

  • @Benjiizmirlic
    @Benjiizmirlic 3 года назад +5

    Seán: The things that start screaming and swearing make me laugh.
    All of us: me too..

  • @xxxsinpadres3867
    @xxxsinpadres3867 4 года назад +484

    Random person : How does he keep yelling if he has asthma
    Jack : determination

    • @con-artist4994
      @con-artist4994 4 года назад +4

      You mean detemmienation

    • @EveByAdam
      @EveByAdam 4 года назад

      Yee haw

    • @inspirasian6680
      @inspirasian6680 4 года назад

      @@con-artist4994 no he means determination

    • @drark1014
      @drark1014 4 года назад

      I shout very loud and I have asthma it sucks I can't run

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 4 года назад

      @@inspirasian6680 Woooosh

  • @lucashutchison490
    @lucashutchison490 4 года назад +756

    Jack: I knocked down the three primary colors!
    Yellow: am I a joke to you? :(

    • @jorielmcbunwitten7696
      @jorielmcbunwitten7696 4 года назад +10

      To RGB, yes.

    • @Anndelindevore
      @Anndelindevore 4 года назад +4

      Poor yellow also thank you.

    • @wushiwashi
      @wushiwashi 4 года назад +13

      He actually have red-green colorblind so he probably saw the green one as yellow

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 4 года назад +2

      Colourblind

    • @synthhart
      @synthhart 4 года назад +8

      The primary colors of light are Red, Green, and Blue and those are the most common Expo colors

  • @italianstallion6969
    @italianstallion6969 2 года назад +7

    Jack you don’t understand how happy singing the theme with you makes me also green isn’t a primary color 😬

  • @rickandmortyfan1024
    @rickandmortyfan1024 2 года назад +10

    14:30 : they are living amongst us
    Everybody after 2020: *Nervous sweating*

  • @madirhodes8697
    @madirhodes8697 4 года назад +1139

    Jack : “I’m drinking invisible liquid. That’s how powerful I am”
    People who drink water : 😶

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 4 года назад +62

      *OBJECTION!* water is clear, not invisible!

    • @Sarahbarra28
      @Sarahbarra28 4 года назад +7

      If Jack dies we all die

    • @virikan3518
      @virikan3518 3 года назад +20

      Imagine being hydrated and mentally stable in 2020

    • @aymaan8552
      @aymaan8552 3 года назад +6

      Clear not invisible

    • @madirhodes8697
      @madirhodes8697 3 года назад

      Wild Harpy very true very true. Oops 😶

  • @johnnyboy90528
    @johnnyboy90528 5 лет назад +394

    Doctor. "You have cancer."
    Parents: *sobbing uncontrollably*
    Me: *looks at camera* "Oh, brother."

    • @mariekval654
      @mariekval654 5 лет назад +4

      John Snyder ITS NOT CANCER

    • @MayaMaya-si3nw
      @MayaMaya-si3nw 5 лет назад +4

      @@mariekval654 r/woosh

    • @mariekval654
      @mariekval654 5 лет назад +1

      Nick Tin wheredidigowrong

    • @mariekval654
      @mariekval654 5 лет назад +3

      Wait, new subreddit idea, r/wheredidigowrong

    • @kitkatdeluxe2394
      @kitkatdeluxe2394 4 года назад

      Marie Kvål you went wrong when the joke went r/woosh

  • @annabanana9196
    @annabanana9196 3 года назад +20

    I want him to react to the “cute pulluties” ad so badly

    • @iced7896
      @iced7896 3 года назад

      You got that add to? 🤣

    • @annabanana9196
      @annabanana9196 3 года назад

      @@iced7896 yes!! I was laughing so hard and I almost screamed 🤣

    • @boombalatty2161
      @boombalatty2161 3 года назад

      I want them to be real.

    • @annabanana9196
      @annabanana9196 3 года назад

      @@boombalatty2161 omg same

    • @destinogden9019
      @destinogden9019 2 года назад

      @@boombalatty2161 plz no

  • @AadenKDragon
    @AadenKDragon 3 года назад +3

    I've had asthma my entire life. At a month old, I got a staff infection on my chest that affected my lungs then at 4 years old I got something else that filled my lungs with fluid and I was mistreated because the first doctor thought my mom was making it up, put it in my record, and everyone else ignored her until one doctor's staff recognized the signs and helped me. Basically I was drowning and it took a while for anyone to help.
    I spent a few years with a nebulizer and inhaler but couldn't get refills. I spent the majority of my life being unable to breathe properly, tucking my head into the freezer on really bad days (my asthma is effected by the heat so cold helps me) and learning to slow my breathing until the asthma attack wore off. (From ages around 9 to 27 - last year)
    I finally got decent insurance thru my work so I went to a doctor.
    She listens to my lungs and asks, "How do you feel right now?"
    Me: "Fine. It's been a decent day. Why?"
    Her: "Because you sound like you're suffocating and drowning simultaneously."
    Me: "Oh... this is normal. On hot days I sound worse. On those days, I can feel my chest rattling."
    Her: .................. So I'm going to prescribe a few things to get you actually breathing again because this is scary."

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel Год назад

      How are you alive? No seriously how are you alive? I do hope you have things under control now with your lungs because OMG that sounds bad. That first doctor sounds like a malpractice waiting to happen. Also just a small correction I believe it's staph not staff.

    • @AadenKDragon
      @AadenKDragon Год назад

      @@ZombifiedBuizel ummm.... Honestly.. I have no idea. No clue. Just insanely lucky and too stubborn to die I guess lmao. I have a wonderful doctor now and she's been taking very good care of me.
      For what it's worth, he did get fired from that hospital but I don't know if he still practices. I just hope that if he is he learned his damn lesson.
      You may be right on staph v staff.

  • @ironkidomega6373
    @ironkidomega6373 4 года назад +682

    “My Light is still broken”
    And it still is 1 year later

  • @fleurverwoert6673
    @fleurverwoert6673 5 лет назад +658

    I miss "top of the mornin' to ya" and "like a boss"
    R.I.P.

    • @harishrajagopal7109
      @harishrajagopal7109 5 лет назад +26

      Thats three videos old mate
      ITS 2019
      *LAUGH*

    • @maygel
      @maygel 5 лет назад +50

      i miss "speed is key"

    • @fleurverwoert6673
      @fleurverwoert6673 5 лет назад +8

      @@maygel me too

    • @hermes3467
      @hermes3467 5 лет назад +4

      me too

    • @TheBandNerd129
      @TheBandNerd129 5 лет назад +9

      is he never going to say it again?? I didn't see or hear anything about it, maybe I missed something though

  • @andreamccully8152
    @andreamccully8152 2 года назад +4

    4:59 to 8:33 is the best part of this video. Probably the best video on the Internet. Whoever voice acted that was amazing. I was laughing so hard I was crying.

  • @dapperkagune2172
    @dapperkagune2172 2 года назад +7

    Todd is literally one of the reasons the Matrix was made

  • @byakuyatogami5976
    @byakuyatogami5976 5 лет назад +385

    Why'd he take off the inhaler cap like he was drawing a card in YuGiOh?
    It's time to I-I-I-in-INHALE!!!!!

    • @gushers114
      @gushers114 5 лет назад +11

      I haven't played (the first) Danganronpa in over a year, and I _still_ read that in Byakuya's voice.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +50

      EXODIAAAA!!!

    • @dragonduke5872
      @dragonduke5872 5 лет назад +3

      I DRAW BREATH OF THE DAY WHEN I USE THIS CARD I CAN USE MY INHALER FOR THE REST IF THE BATTLE, IT HAS 5,000 ATTACK AND DEFENSE AND THE ONLY WEAKNESS IS A CIGARETTE, LUCKILY I HAVE ALL THE CIGARETTE CARDS IN EXISTENCE SO THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN WIN

    • @byakuyatogami5976
      @byakuyatogami5976 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacksepticeye Looks like my grandfather's aren't afterall, hunh Jackseptikaiba. NOW, EXODIA OBL- achoo!
      Jackseptikaiba: Bless you.
      thank you...whoo....what a doozie....ahem....NOW, EXODIA...OBLITERA-choo!!!

    • @mothpawbs027
      @mothpawbs027 5 лет назад

      Oh hey Togami

  • @4ac112
    @4ac112 5 лет назад +407

    so yesterday I saw someone with a coke zero vanilla and I yelled: "COKE ZERO THE SAME COKE TASTE WITH NO SUGAR" and he yelled back: "NOW WITH EXTRA VANILLA!"

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 лет назад +43

      Then someone else yelled "why'd you make this story up" and everyone laughed

    • @lilli__
      @lilli__ 5 лет назад +24

      SadBoi Penguin and then everyone clapped

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 лет назад +3

      @@lilli__ yes

    • @jjimaniw8401
      @jjimaniw8401 5 лет назад +10

      r/thathappened

    • @firelynx1266
      @firelynx1266 5 лет назад +8

      /r thathappened

  • @MaybeStarlight
    @MaybeStarlight 3 года назад +3

    "your neighbors, your kids, your children"
    *ARE THEY MY KIDS OR MY CHILDREN SEÁN, IM SO CONFUSED*

  • @Beanie907
    @Beanie907 Год назад +3

    I know this is 3 years ago but im still rewatching this heh bring back good ole memories of joy

  • @user-cv8in2mi1t
    @user-cv8in2mi1t 4 года назад +460

    Sean: I'M DRINKING INVISIBLE LIQUID!
    Yes... Water.

  • @therandomsprout1575
    @therandomsprout1575 5 лет назад +610

    Todd torturing the robots...
    Detroit: become human

    • @r4mbofighter25
      @r4mbofighter25 5 лет назад +4

      This is such an underrated comment

    • @runes5407
      @runes5407 5 лет назад

      I was gonna comment this but I checked and you did

    • @Flamer_74
      @Flamer_74 4 года назад

      You had you do it to us Detroit people

    • @rosevids808
      @rosevids808 4 года назад +3

      And there’s Carl toooooo

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime 4 года назад

      @@afuckingnimrod357 yes yes there was

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 3 года назад +7

    I really thought he was going to call Keegan Michael Key a dweeb

  • @TheFrozenFlame05
    @TheFrozenFlame05 3 года назад +6

    12:47 "I'm drinking invisible liquid" You mean... water?

  • @cmsnt9942
    @cmsnt9942 5 лет назад +326

    **Plot twist** jack actually did die but anti has taken his place
    *Whispers* that’s why he’s drinking his septic juiceeeee

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 5 лет назад +125

    Keegan-Michael Key: I have asthma too
    Jack: **gasps**
    Me: jack, are you ok? Do you need your inhaler?

  • @theurbangoose9962
    @theurbangoose9962 3 года назад +5

    I heard asthma kits as asthma kids and was kinda weirded out

  • @connorthompson9026
    @connorthompson9026 2 года назад +1

    "3 primary colours" haha lol, 2 primary colours Jack, gosh darnitt

  • @thisisargus7188
    @thisisargus7188 5 лет назад +513

    Jack has a man bun.
    **SMACKS WHITEBOARD** *LAUGH*

    • @Hollorix
      @Hollorix 5 лет назад +26

      This is Argus I believe the correct term for said hairstyle is BRONYTAIL and I really don’t like the way it looks

    • @cynicallynnxx
      @cynicallynnxx 5 лет назад +5

      I didn't honestly even notice until reading the comments... 😬

    • @thisisargus7188
      @thisisargus7188 5 лет назад +7

      @@Hollorix yeah, that's what I wanted to say, but I can't remember so I typed in man bun.

    • @damien5712
      @damien5712 5 лет назад +14

      It’s a warriors wolf tail

    • @gameboyatron1405
      @gameboyatron1405 5 лет назад +6

      I noticed a few videos ago and I thought it made him look more nordic

  • @meg5118
    @meg5118 5 лет назад +332

    Jack’s baby ponytail gives me immense amounts of joy

  • @JS0913
    @JS0913 2 года назад +3

    Now that I'm older, I finally understand the colors Jack held up

  • @sunshine-dz6xj
    @sunshine-dz6xj 6 месяцев назад +2

    I have to say that my mom unironically reacted like I was dying when she found out I had asthma. She literally went through all stages of grief

  • @lunarlako1658
    @lunarlako1658 5 лет назад +526

    ok conspiracy theory time
    Jack is slowly transforming into Kamski from Detroit Become Human

  • @charo1554
    @charo1554 5 лет назад +198

    with that beard and that hairstyle he looks like a Walking Dead character who everyone hates but will love in two seasons

    • @bottlerocket2528
      @bottlerocket2528 5 лет назад

      monika *_Monika best girl_*

    • @akurvee
      @akurvee 5 лет назад +2

      i love this comment

    • @fallenwaffles7564
      @fallenwaffles7564 5 лет назад +1

      monika I thought you said with that bread.

    • @mika4165
      @mika4165 5 лет назад +2

      have you noticed the pink hair ribbom

    • @Starry_Knight06
      @Starry_Knight06 5 лет назад

      @@bottlerocket2528 *_Yuri is best girl_*

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Год назад +1

    It was absolutely awesome of Key to participate in that asthma video, but my brain simply couldn't comprehend him acting in something that wasn't comedy. I kept expecting the video to turn into some kind of subversive parody by the end! 😂

  • @splitdyee
    @splitdyee 3 года назад +5

    Jack: Goodnight Everybody!
    Me: *Watching this at 8 in the morning.*
    Also Me: (~_~)

  • @amysaunders5966
    @amysaunders5966 4 года назад +454

    Jack: I'm drinking invisible liquid - that's how powerful I am...
    Me: *sips water*

    • @mitelbeet
      @mitelbeet 4 года назад +12

      Me:Sips Sprite

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 4 года назад +10

      Me: drinks the tears of the souls of all the normies

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 4 года назад +6

      Me: sips the depression away.....

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 4 года назад +3

      me: awkwardly drinks root beer

    • @sayetaroh2416
      @sayetaroh2416 4 года назад +4

      *sips liquid athsma*
      Wait am I defying all know logic again?
      Oh brother...

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 5 лет назад +756

    No wonder AI wants humans dead, it was Todd's fault!
    3 days later: jesus fucking christ, the likes!

    • @boney2982
      @boney2982 5 лет назад +21

      Fucking Todd

    • @fyed1
      @fyed1 5 лет назад +11

      In Detroit too

    • @bensandringham8116
      @bensandringham8116 5 лет назад +8

      Fukin tod

    • @rjgraylight
      @rjgraylight 5 лет назад +4

      Clearly! I fear A.I.Septiceye will see this abuse and learn bad habits... I hope A.I.Septiceye realised not all humanity is so cruel!

    • @projectvayne39
      @projectvayne39 5 лет назад +3

      @@Surprised7 damn tod. stop being a jerk. jeez no wonder no one likes you. and no wonder you cant program even a.i. to like you

  • @izoraiza7169
    @izoraiza7169 2 года назад +2

    My cousin had asthma and so did her older sister. If one of them didn't find their inhaler which were exactly the same they could use their sister's. I told my cousin (the younger one of the sisters) to get a chain and put it around her neck if she goes somewhere since it had a thing to put it on a chain built in.
    The older sister stopped using them way before her little sister did and her little sister actually had one kept at the school just incase while she had to use them.
    She ended up stop using them when she was 8-10 years old because she no longer needed them and now she doesn't have to take a pacer test at school because. She technically still has asthma but it's gotten way better.
    When her allergies to pollen get bad her asthma for some reason is a bit worse but still not enough to need a inhaler so I recommended a medicine you can find at Dollar General (I use it for my pollen allergies). It's just a Nasal Spray that works really well and she's tried it. It really helps her with her pollen allergies.

  • @generalsquishy613
    @generalsquishy613 2 года назад +2

    I once had a asthma attack at my cousins house my aunt came in I was hardly breathing she rushed me to my nannies house they called an ambulance and they brought this huge machine the mask was almost bigger than my face and I was better in a day so that’s the story of how I had a my biggest asthma attack when I was 3

  • @froggieisbored3798
    @froggieisbored3798 5 лет назад +193

    I love how jack said: everything is hockey to Canadians.
    Me a Canadian: I can’t hold the stick without slapping someone...

    • @Defaajaasli_
      @Defaajaasli_ 5 лет назад +7

      Jack saying that
      Me : is that racist? Pls someone tell me

    • @froggieisbored3798
      @froggieisbored3798 5 лет назад +5

      I don’t think it is???????? But uh....now ones seem to take offence and I think he was joking lma

    • @transrights1155
      @transrights1155 5 лет назад +3

      me and my stupid inappropriate mind: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @theanxiousone5344
      @theanxiousone5344 5 лет назад +2

      Every thing is hockey here

    • @froggieisbored3798
      @froggieisbored3798 5 лет назад +2

      technogamer awsomeness
      Omg yasss

  • @NightRainPanda
    @NightRainPanda 5 лет назад +372

    Red, blue and green. Most definitely the primary colours. Yellow? Nah fam.

    • @lexyinspace
      @lexyinspace 5 лет назад +4

      SCIENCE.

    • @FeliceJaganshi
      @FeliceJaganshi 5 лет назад +9

      Primary colors of light, yes.

    • @dusknightmaarr1512
      @dusknightmaarr1512 5 лет назад

      Ish the primary of light. All screens use Red Blue and Green to make all da colors

    • @koutsioj4762
      @koutsioj4762 5 лет назад

      it's not even green, it is red,blue and light blue

    • @jorgesalas4496
      @jorgesalas4496 5 лет назад

      STOP Bullying

  • @Burgertimee
    @Burgertimee 2 года назад +3

    “I’m here to break down the science behind the Memes”
    Lessons in meme culture: *Are you Challenging me*

  • @simpsrus8861
    @simpsrus8861 2 года назад +5

    11:49 Jack…..I am laughing as hard as my weak throat can take

  • @jeremymatson2478
    @jeremymatson2478 5 лет назад +238

    One of these days the entire white board is just going to fall and it will be epic

    • @alocuana
      @alocuana 5 лет назад +8

      Can't wait

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 5 лет назад +7

      Who says it hasn't already?
      Unfortunately he wasn't recording when it did.

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +7

      **grabs popcorn**
      I’m ready.

    • @brendaashi9848
      @brendaashi9848 4 года назад

      Please yes!!! LIKE THIS SO IT CAN COME TRUE!!!

  • @mirinski
    @mirinski 5 лет назад +287

    Jack: *holds up green, blue and red pens* ThE ThRee pRImaRy ColOUrS

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit 5 лет назад +25

      Spiky Fish it is the three primary light colors though. So technically he's not wrong.

    • @raven_isnotok9928
      @raven_isnotok9928 5 лет назад +14

      That is actually true for computers and such

    • @extravagantpudding1706
      @extravagantpudding1706 5 лет назад +6

      Be kind to the colour blind. Issa primary colours xD

    • @nice2253
      @nice2253 5 лет назад +3

      Yellow red and bleu are the primary colours

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 5 лет назад +4

      Spiky Fish I know. I'm like, 'Uh, Jack, green is secondary not primary.'

  • @eclips3784
    @eclips3784 3 года назад +2

    Jack: "Please keep up the good work, I fucking love it."
    Jack, 2 seconds late: "Okay, enough of this *_SHIT_* !"

  • @popgumdrawjam7207
    @popgumdrawjam7207 3 года назад +4

    As someone who uses a inhaler I can also confirm that I never once was bullied for having asthma or a inhaler, I got mistaked for doing drugs a lot though.

    • @LaurenCH528
      @LaurenCH528 2 года назад +1

      how does that happen?? I thought things like this was common knowledge or smthn

  • @misshorton2163
    @misshorton2163 5 лет назад +192

    You know what would help wash down that Septic juice?
    Coke Zero. It's the same great Coke taste now with Zero sugar.

    • @legoimp3934
      @legoimp3934 5 лет назад +2

      Get your very own Coke Zero today, at 620-290-1920. *(not a real phone number)*

    • @FearBosso
      @FearBosso 5 лет назад +1

      Diet coke it's just like jizz. If you get it you get it

    • @thequeenofhell9563
      @thequeenofhell9563 5 лет назад +2

      Miss Horton now with a hint of vanilla

    • @Static3649
      @Static3649 5 лет назад +4

      WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?
      Sure!
      *peels off label to reveal it's a coco cola zero sugar vanilla*

    • @megabobs87104
      @megabobs87104 5 лет назад +2

      Now with a hint of vanilla!

  • @toasega
    @toasega 5 лет назад +411

    Your hair makes you look like Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet.

  • @kaisweeney8452
    @kaisweeney8452 2 года назад +2

    This is hilarious, love the beginning, rewatching these is always the best

  • @dhwriter0724
    @dhwriter0724 3 года назад +1

    Who knew that to fight against the robot apocalypse, you just need a hockey stick.

  • @nelliesepp5878
    @nelliesepp5878 5 лет назад +162

    "You're not bellyaching!!"
    *nods in stoned face resolve*
    "Three primary colors"
    *nearly pisses self*

  • @tbonenom3736
    @tbonenom3736 5 лет назад +246

    Congrats Robin, what an honor to be awarded such a prestigious title such as Elf of th- hold up that's not an elf at all! Dagnabbit not again!

  • @temporalguiste4111
    @temporalguiste4111 2 года назад

    Jack: Holds up red, turquoise, and purple.
    Also Jack: THE THREE PRIMARY COLORS ARE MINE

  • @fluffheadfiend
    @fluffheadfiend 2 года назад +2

    It wouldn’t be the bullies and naysayers that would convince me that asthma is for dweebs, it would have been this video

  • @sleepydeepy404
    @sleepydeepy404 5 лет назад +349

    Omg he has a fricking ponytail.....
    I
    Nxdnjkskesk
    The irish bean has gotten even more adorable •~•
    Edit:OMG I NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES BEFORE PEOPLE WHY
    Thank you for all the likes idk why people even notice this XD But still thank you!!! UWU

    • @sparkislost
      @sparkislost 5 лет назад +3

      I KNOW RIGHT???

    • @bladecrysto1144
      @bladecrysto1144 5 лет назад +4

      he has joined the manly ponytail clan!!!

    • @Gaggiftt
      @Gaggiftt 5 лет назад

      Orange skeleton boi IKR

    • @zuzanavejvancicka4867
      @zuzanavejvancicka4867 5 лет назад

      My only comfort is the idea, that in real life he's not so cute and funny. That's the only reason, why I yet did'n loose my mind. :D

  • @sirmonk4278
    @sirmonk4278 3 года назад +2

    2:49 he does the long jump from super mario

  • @stitchedtwinkleteddy
    @stitchedtwinkleteddy Год назад +1

    “ THE THREE PRIMARY COLORS!!!”
    Ah yes the primary colors: teal, blue, and red

  • @spidey1100
    @spidey1100 4 года назад +331

    Robots: *gain sentience*
    Todd: [laughs] I'm in danger.

    • @iambuttdix9692
      @iambuttdix9692 4 года назад +2

      This could apply here AND to DBH

    • @difinity4236
      @difinity4236 4 года назад +1

      Its "chuckles im in danger"

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 4 года назад +1

      @@difinity4236 I put Laughs cos of the meme, man.

    • @Tortoise_812
      @Tortoise_812 4 года назад +1

      Don Boss
      Also...
      F**KING CARL

  • @un_payas0
    @un_payas0 4 года назад +753

    Teacher: what are the 3 primary colors?
    Me: red green and blue.
    Teacher: how did u get green?
    Me: I got it from a white Gaelic gladiator👌

    • @imabeautifulpotato4368
      @imabeautifulpotato4368 4 года назад +1

      He’s Irish!

    • @jack0fspades-svg629
      @jack0fspades-svg629 4 года назад +5

      Mayia Luevano Irish is still white

    • @jack0fspades-svg629
      @jack0fspades-svg629 4 года назад +6

      Mayia Luevano also Gaelic is a language but used to refer to Irish people and sometimes Scottish too

    • @un_payas0
      @un_payas0 4 года назад +3

      @@imabeautifulpotato4368 gaelic is a language that involves irish. 👎

    • @finalgenerationburner3871
      @finalgenerationburner3871 4 года назад +6

      Technically, there are two sets of primary colors, Traditional red, blue and yellow or pertaining to light Magenta, Cyan and Green. Because the color of objects that we see is actually what color its not. We just see the color it reflects. Where as the color we see in light is the light’s actual color. And the color of light interacts differently than that of paint per say

  • @jordansmith2077
    @jordansmith2077 3 года назад +1

    Me, with asthma, during the whole asthma bit:
    I think I'd rather you call me a slur

  • @bokonkers
    @bokonkers 2 года назад +1

    rewatching these videos makes me so happy :)

  • @zingrang
    @zingrang 5 лет назад +1350

    That intro caught me so offguard that I choked on my drink :p

    • @benhallett7146
      @benhallett7146 5 лет назад +2

      😂👌

    • @zingrang
      @zingrang 5 лет назад +1

      @MichaeLemon Haha he actually did ! :3 realised that after I commented

    • @jendrikhaarmann5246
      @jendrikhaarmann5246 5 лет назад +5

      I read dick at first...smh

    • @jpbaril4105
      @jpbaril4105 5 лет назад

      is that part a g-fuel joke? because i can't hold the chuckles from like 10 minutes about this

    • @gavsterhowe7228
      @gavsterhowe7228 5 лет назад

      same

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 лет назад +549

    Oh Thank god....robots are almost ready for our world!!

  • @katoneba
    @katoneba 2 года назад +2

    Jack : On the channel we aren’t just about funny memes, we’re about-
    Me : DRIVE, ITS ABOUT POWER

  • @HexariaJoe
    @HexariaJoe 2 года назад +1

    Shake, shake, shake that medic-ene is brilliant.