Heave Ho MEGA EPISODE w/ Jack, Bob, Wade
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- Опубликовано: 13 ноя 2019
- NEW CLOAK GEAR HERE ►► cloakbrand.com/
The gang's all here in Heave Ho! This MEGA EPISODE has so many funny moments and just non-stop insanity the whole way through! Get ready for non-stop laughter and screaming!
JACK ► / jacksepticeye
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
PLAY HEAVE HO ► store.steampowered.com/app/90...
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-... 
Игры
My big brain promos are SO much better than Sean's... They're so good you don't even need to see anything from Mr. JackSepticEye to know how amazing our new collection is gonna be. Just hop on over to cloakbrand.com/ and see for yourself
that was perfection
EARLY, FUCK YEAH!!
Jack's louder, so his voice is heard by more
Unexpectedly great intro
Almost everything was sold out 😣 its to fashionable for its own good. Its a shame since that orange hoodie was totally my style.😔😥😍
Bob: “NOT TO HARD NOT TOO FAST”
Wade: “I KNOW HOW TO DO IT!!! I’M MARRIED”
Am married, can confirm.
Am not married, can't confirm
What time is this on?
Tom Foolery 1:17:23
so is bob
Jack: WADE NO!!
Mark: WADE NO!!
Bob: WADE NO!!
Wade: *confused screaming*
This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. Most videos with Wade recently involve him inadvertently sabotaging himself and everyone else.
We need more Pogostuck, Heave Ho, and Monopoly. Comedy gold.
Rigatoni Pasta yassssss that would be so funny
This perfectly sums the video up. XD
That's quite litteraly what happens during the whole episode
@@rigatonipasta don't forget UNO. Really wish a new episode w/ all 4 of them would happen.
Mark: The Middle son
Jack: The Oldest son
Bob: The father
Wade: The toddler that just wants to be included
hola soy dora
this is comment aged well cause Bob is actually a father now haha
Their patience and cooperation despite wade being bad at the game really shows their friendship
The father the son and the holy ghost and the lost man XD
@@swirlyorange847 the men I admire most, and Wade.
the song reference doesn't really work with four people
Mark: greedy man’s fallacy. Play really good until prospects of money appear, then focus entirely on that.
Bob: thinking man’s fallacy. Think of a single plan and put it into action. Any faults will result in failure.
Jack: blind man’s fallacy. Cut straight to the chase and go forward. Planning or looking before you leap is for suckers.
Wade: drowning man’s fallacy. Fail at every single attempt and throw yourself on someone else and hope it works.
love this. reminds me of Ryan Beard
Wade would be throwing fish to sharks
Yes.
Very concise and clear explanation of these, great to read 👍
"Drowning man fallacy"...
I see what you've done, well done
Beginning: *Teamwork makes the Dreamwork*
20 minutes later: "LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKERS!"
Every group project ever
@@AadenKDragon Ah yes, then there's that one person that does all the work while everyone else does a Wade and grabs on for a fun ride
@@Arquea_Lucus_Wolven exactly!
lmao
@@Arquea_Lucus_Wolven I'm not even gonna lie that sounds like what I would do XD
Everyone: laughing as they spin
Sean: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
me at the playground tho
Sean’s in Spain without the A
@@diva6247 Or without the S LMAO!
@@motherchaos666 stfu
@@williamaftonslaysss4456 stfu
54:10
Bob: “I got your left hand jack”
*Completely misses left hand*
Jack: “ DO YOU!?!”
only liking bc of the tsui
That is indeed a part of the video.
making me think of the kung-fu panda meme 😂😂
Mark: COIN
Bob: I DON'T NEED YOU LOSERS
Wade: WAIT FOR ME
Jack: *ANGUISHED NOISES*
These four need to play this again; it's comedy gold - I could barely breathe the first time I saw this video because I was laughing so hard😆
Agreed I've seen this video 4 times maybe and it would be great to see the game revised
Visited*
@@shyfoxfeatherhere6446 I wish
"I. WANT. TO. MURDER."
I hurt allover cause I laugh so hard too much
1:04:56 Everyone: *yelling at each other*
Jack somewhat calmly: eeeeeeee
I can relate😂
I would like your comment, but it's the perfect 666
That was definitely among my top favourite moments😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:06:20
Jack to Bob: *wanna play a game*
Mark and Bob: **Shout at Wade**
Sean: **Shouts at everyone**
Wade: **Shouts as himself**
YOU RIGHT
I enjoy your profile pic :3
very true!!!
Sean: I WANT TO MURDER
Nat Mol no, EVERYONE shouted at wade 😂😂 especially jack
31:55 is my favorite moment
“Wade let go”
“Ok”
*let’s go taking Bob with him*
The worst thing about that is bob also let go and even said “alright” 😂😂 when he wasn’t supposed to let go 😂😂😂
"I'm a monkey's paw of sorts." - George Wade Barnes
44:34 "you're riding on the success of better men" what a raw line
Mark, Bob, Jack: teamwork
Mark, Bob, Jack, Wade: absolute chaos
Wade leaves chaos in his wake
Wade, the master of chaos
Micah Young just the way it should be
Wade is the chaos lord
No... that's the Boner Cast nature
Mark: **only cares about the coin**
Bob: **Only cares about finishing**
Wade: **Only cares about being included**
Jack: "_*I WANT TO MURDER*_"
666 likes 😳
@@Nonsensical0g 0 likes 😳😳😳
@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms ???
you mean *_I WANT TO MURDER_*
@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms nice username
bob's little "excellent" at 1:04:21 and then immediately dropping them got me so bad while I was drinking water I think I saw death for a second
Me too- i saw white lmao
1:06:40 Bob screaming “Help him! Help him you animals!!” i don’t know why but that almost killed me laughing!!
(Spawns into a circus)
Bob: “Why are we in-“
Jack: *”Soviet Russia?”*
THE BEST PART IS I WAS LITERALLY THINKING SOVIET RUSSIA AND THEN JACK FUCKING SAID SOVIET RUSSIA AND I WAS LIKE SAME??? OMG???!!! LMAO 😂😂😂
I was thinking this same thing lol like “what? Okay I guess...”
lol
*Insert here "In Soviet Russia" meme*
@@coffee-with-sprats *In Soviet Russia circus spawns in YOU*
Mark: no touchy
Jack: solo master
Bob: runs from Wade
Wade: grabs everything and everyone
Mark is a Gold coin addict
Gemholderia Tube and egg
Looks like Bob here is the solo master
more of:
Bob: Solo Master
Jack: Always make Mistakes
Mark: Runs from Everyone
Wade: Is so bad he crashes at the beginning of the game
Wade: grabs everything that hinders him and others and nothing that he should grab
"it's not hard, we're just dumb"
this pretty much describes every one of their videos together
LMAO, I just realized that that quote Mark made, which was around 8:59, really does sum up every video like this.
44:48
The little high-five sound when their hands collided made that interaction 10x funnier.
Reminds me of that one Henry Stickman video
@@isaiah6912 I was looking for a comment like this, charles and henry's interactions in completeing the mission are some of the funniest in the entire series.
Mark: *G E T T H E C O I N*
Sean: Screw everyone and everything
Bob: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer move
Wade: *It’s free real estate*
Iron Nugget Studios where’s jack
Meslisa Nance Sean is jack...
XD
Next like gets to be the 1,000. You can thank me later.
@@imnotgoodwithnames4101 1019* lol
Bob: The savior
Mark: The over achiever
Jack: trying his best
Wade: why
Love this
More like Bob is the sane and smart one, Mark is the angry/bully to Everyone
Jack is the joker, and the dumb/silly one (no offense he's just sometimes makes mistakes lmfao wade is the baby and the bullied one
I'm wade. Haha.
Bro Jack wasnt ALWAYS being silly, he started to fúcking RAGE at the end lol.
I think jack is more of the rage monster XD
Mark: *panic mode engaged*
Bob: *laugh mode engaged*
Wade: *sabotage mode engaged*
Sean: *rage mode engaged*
1:04:53 i cant take this anymore, everybody's screaming and jack just weeeeeeeing in the background🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:04:54
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Jack this entire time: **DETERMINED IN IRISH**
Edit-
Mark: middle child
Wade: youngest child
Jack: oldest child
Bob: the tired dad
Casual Swiss yes!
I see this 10000%
Casual Swiss haha lol
I can relate so harshly to jack, it’s not even funny🤣🤣
basically
Jack: "He's a liability"
Wade: "Who?"
Wade: *dies*
mood
Sebastian The Goat true tbh
can I have the time frames pls
38:55
Death 😂
57:40 is leads up to one of my favorite lines from Sean, after both Wade, and Mark sacrifice the party trying to get the coin. "The FUCKING greed!!" 😂 Kills me every time.
I love this part lmao
Ummie he is Irish..
@@zachjohn3217 yeah? No one said he wasn't?
Greed is one of 7 deadly sins.
@@devontamosley4487 and I thought I was the detective
57:56 *”CHILL HIGHER!”*
My favorite line lmao
THE DELIVERY OMG
Mark and Jack: *do their own things*
A year later: *start associating with each other and IMMEDIATELY start fighting over who has the better promo*
Xew DiBenedetto they have always associated, it’s just been secret, Jack and Mark are the same person Mark Fishbach and Sean whateverhislastnameis are actually fake, the real name is Tom, Tom is coming for us all
Foxy 02016 oh no! Not TOM!!
@@Foxy02016 Sean McLochin (something like that)
XilogexGX Sean McGlocklin
@@potator8851 Is it actually spelled that way? I'm sure it's not, just a pronunciation.
This whole video in one line:
“DONT TOUCH ME WADE”
Omg it was so funny😂
😂😂😂😂
I found wade annoying af
@@shawnwelch7371 - Then you take it too seriously. Wade is practically a troll in these types of games, whose sole purpose is to pull everyone else to their deaths, lol.
@@Avarioth without him ,it wouldn't be this funny
18:48
Mark: It's fine-
*Group lets go at bad time*
All four of them: WHOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
1:04:24
“Lower, lower, lower” *detaches* “excellent”
*mark,sean and bob die*
THIS PART HAS HAD ME WHEEZING FOR 5MINS
Mark: The Coin Collector
Bob: The Professional
Wade: The Idiot (no harm)
Jack: The "GET THE FU** OFF ME!" Type of Person
Jack went EEE 1:04:54
Jack:F*CK THE COIN!!!
Playing with wade is like trying to pass a kidney stone while you have gonorrhea
bob isn’t the pro. he’s the mom.
Bob: Professional Murderer
Wade: "WHERE AM I???!!!"
Jack: "You're riding on the success of better men"
Best quote from Sean
he had so many epic lines in this video
"Get away from me you fuckin"
*stops talking before he says something very mean
Saber? what are you doing here?
"I WANT TO MURDER!!!!"
Not that good
I love how Wade is clearly the little brother trying to join in with his older siblings
And failing horribly
"Wait for me guys!" is now his iconic line😭😭😭
Sean screaming ‘WEEEE’ every time he fell had me cackling
Mark: I WANT THE COIN
Sean: F*CK THE COOOIIN
Bob: WAAAADEEEEEE
Wade: *confused screaching*
lol and the egg too
its "DUCK THE COIN!!!"
screeching* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
His name is jack, not Sean
@@SpruceSapCandy this hurts my brain
Bob: playing the game
Sean: trying really hard
Mark: COIN
Wade: oh hey there, guys *proceeds to drag everyone into the abyss*
Bob: speed demon
But when mark and bob try to mess up wade and jack it actually helps
1k likes
Wade: _ruining everyone's game and being very unneeded_
jk i love wade but he can be... that
also
*_DuMb DuMb BaLlOoN_*
don't let Artorias hear you say Abyss he'll flip XD. literally, have you seen that man's sword skills!
1:04:52 omg that's the funnest shit ever and Sean continually dieing while the others are shouting at each other.
EEEEEEEE!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEeeeeee
17:28
It still amazes me to this day that they were in a clump of messiness and then it unraveled into a perfect chain and they finished it first try
its literally my roman empire
_jack's irish rage was the absolute cherry on top i was c r y i n g_
*"DON'T YOU FOOKIN DARE"*
26:41
I want to like this comment, but it has 666 likes and I don't want to ruin that perfection
@@coliflower6854 You're good now, pal.
kashu that was wholesome
I know 2020
*Mark, bob and wade yelling and screaming*
Jack:“WEEEeEeEeEeEee!!!”
Timestamp?
ThatOneLemon Boio 1:04:57
He's a sweet baby boi.
This was my favorite part 😂 I honest to god couldn't stop laughing
@PETA u right u right
17:25 this level shows just how much Jack carried them all. He coordinated, tossed, and protected all of them and made it to the end.
Fr
41:33 I fucking lost my shit when Jack threw the coin
“Watch this watch this … HWWOOOP”
*coin yeets into the sky* 😂😂
@@simplycha0s That too, away from the victory region. XDXD
jack: “video games don’t cause violence”
also jack: “I! WANT! TO! MURDER!”
Thats not the game itself thats just wade
Not to mention
Also Jack: “I will kill your first born...”
Prickly Pear last level wasn’t wade fault
Casswash Wash it was. Wade was the one that pissed him off
That's more Wade than video games
Mark: “That man doesn’t even know the first thing about wearing clothes!”
Also Mark: *makes NUDE calendar*
He what now?
@@dr.disappointment8400 He made nude calendars
@@rajpalbhatia1715 *tasteful nude calendears
wHeRE iN lORds nAmE cAn i bUY oNe ! ?
I NEED one. Where can I get it?
Jack: Don't you fuckin' dare
Wade: **Dares**
rlly do be like that
Princess Jasmine: How dare you?
I still rewatch this from time to time just because this video is that good.
Same 😂
It's these videos such as scrap mechanic, speed runners and prop hunt where they play together that always has me coming back to laugh
IT MAKES MY GUTS HURT😭😭😭😭
@@wumbosaurus9121 sameee
Literally me rn
jack: "accident my ass" *gracefully falls into the void*
Trying to reach the goal: 0% coordination.
Trying to leave wade behind: 99999999% Coordination.
Where's the other 1%?
That’s decimals honey
@@datdeadbaby3216 Did you really reply to a comment that was posted a while ago, just to give yourself an excuse to call someone honey? e.e
Ecks · Dee that 1%is them working with wade
Accurate XD
1:10:13 is probably one of the funniest parts of the video just hearing Mark scream at Wade and when the pich of his voice goes up while he's saying "gimme up gimme up UP UP! UP!!!!" is so funny to me
38:54
Jack: “I’m bringing him back, he’s a liability”
Wade: “who? AAAAAAAAAAHH-“
Wade: taps Jack slightly
Jack: *DON’T YOU F*CKING DARE!*
Tapped him slightly? I thought it was a punch/slap in the nuts.
They act like siblings
I thought he slapped seans ass
That's why Jack doesn't have Corona cause if anybody tries to touch him (except his GF) he would give them a death sentence
42:18
here we see 4 cavemen attempting complex communication, unfortunatly, they are all from different tribes
this comment deserves 500K likes
You win.
Ive won
This needs to be higher up
A BA BA BA BA BA
46:54
Wade: *keeps dying*
Bob: Can I get out and go help him or somethin’?
Mark: Why are we forgetting something?
1:04:52 those constant quiet jack screams while he continuously dies😂😂😂
bob screaming 'help him!! help him you animals!!" at 1:06:42 radiated so much mom energy
So true 😂
And then he launches himself across the map to save him
@@alejandracedillo5285 *"Momma-bear Mark Mode" Activated*
**goes to help dad**
"I dont need help"
It's like Bob is the concerned mother, Mark is the father that cant deal with his own family, and Jack and Wade are the two chaotic children who try to both help and kill each other
This whole video has *major **_"Trying to get home after a night out drinking with the boys"_** vibes*
A strawberry milkshake from IKEA
Lmfao fr
Honestly lol
and wade is just the friend that waaaaay to much to drink and is getting the rest in trouble because of it
OMG YES and wade was definitely the drunkest 💀
Sean: "WADE CLIMB!"
Wade: "WEEEEEE" *makes Bob die*
I love the multiple "eHhHhHhH"'s from Jack as he is falling, they just get sadder and sadder each time. (1:04:53)
eeEEEeee
EEEeeeEee
It was the hardest I laughed at this video, the scream is just 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
Bro i was on the ground crying
Just saw the part where he gets shat on by the bird...perfection👌😂😂
EVERY SINGLE Death shown on camera:
*Mark* : 86
*Bob* : 83
*Wade* : 111
*Jack* : 95
great work lmao-
@@atlas5532 :D
@@thunderthumbs697 :D
The dedication 👏🏻
@@acemiller666 thanks!
"Dont worry, i got a hand free"
*the entire mass just falls to death*
16:35
My favorite Scene:
Bob: I gotcha I gotcha
Mark: Thank you
*Doesn't catch*
Mark: *Falling*
lmaoooo
36:17 had me crying with laughter i rewatched it so many times holy heck
"Seán doesn't even wear clothes"
Mark: *Starts clothes company with Seán*
That was the point
Francisco Martinez “Doesn’t know how to wear clothes”
Francisco Martinez meanwhile mark never wears pants.
"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess. "
Just because you have a clothing company doesn't necessarily mean you WEAR clothes
“I know how to *do* it!”
Quietly,: “I’m married.”
-Wade
As the reply to "Not too fast, Wade" that is 😄😏
Most underrated quote here:
Bob: "Whoa whoa whoa, not too high, not too fast!"
Wade: "I know what I'm doing!
......
..... I'm married."
Mark: the coin!
Bob: I’m better then you
Jack: murder
Wade: h e l p
Jack: **wears cloak because he wants to**
Mark: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
to*
@@Padiak stop
@@thenauticalnautilus1500 no no let him speak. He pointed out a grammatical error and I appreciate it
markiplier 2019: i'm so much better at promoting than seán, he can't even wear clothes
markiplier 2020: promotes cloak with his fly down
wait actually lol?
@AssassinAcademy lmaoo
He's stopped giving a shit and I'm here for it.
Problem? lol
Where can I find this
6:10 - "Do you guys trust me? 3, 2, 1 and here, WE'RE GOING!" (team flies down into the void) - Mark
the move done by wade at 15:00 was absolutely godly and should be appreciated.
Everyone yelling at Wade sounds like dads yelling at their kids in a middle school basketball game
except the kids are garbage at basketball lmao
Mark: I’m so Much better at promoting clothes than Sean.
Me: Sure Mark....actually I hate to agree
ur last name tho
Yup 😂
The intro made me lol
Yeah Same here...
Sorry Jack, I love you! xD
@@EBOLAVlRUS My last name is awesome
27:48 mark sounds so sincere lmao
The rewatchability of this video is amazing. What a cheer-up
The whole video:
DONT TOUCH ME WADE
LET GO OF ME WADE
WADE, NO
OTHER WAY WADE
Jack: IM GONNA MURDER YOU WADE
Bob: STOP IT WADE
Mark: WAAAAAAADDDDDEEEE!
WADE *_CLIMB_*
Orange TM Lmfaoooo😂😂😂😂
Tbh, mark is kinda toxic these days.
Ruben Holtrop Mmmm... Lots of other RUclipsrs, especially anonymous commenters, are toxic. I don’t really find Mark toxic...
666 likes
Edit: nvrmind someone just had to like the comment just before I commented this
Mark, Jack, Bob and Wade: Screaming and laughing all at once
My serotonin: lets fuCKING GOOOOOOO
Dude SAME
Big thicc mood
Meeeeee
Jiminey Crickets I also play the arcana 👀😂
A comment I can get behind.
This video gives off "ice age dodos trying to grab the watermelon" energy and I love it!
Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing
Wade's shrieks at 18:14 had me dying for some reason omg
mark: "Sean doesn't know a thing about wearing clothes"
also mark: doesn't wear pants when recording
Zac Dragon But mark wears cloak better.
That's exactly what went through my mind lol
But it was a choice
Does any RUclipsr REALLY wear pants?
Your point?
“Don’t touch me, let go of me”
*carries Jack over the edge”
43:15 Bob’s French chef noises will ALWAYS be my favorite 😂
"Don't let go of my gooch"
-Markiplier 2019
the whole episode is just them being the "SHE'S TOUCHING ME" "no i'm not" moment from lilo and stitch
I'm not touching you. It's free air.
TOUCHING ME!
(Patrick's voice)
*Touch*
@@reginasantana2945 *explodes*
@@kingfordvr5863 *lays on body* Hug :3
Mark: **Yelling at Wade**
Wade: **Quietly laughing really hard to himself**
Bobby Bologna And actually crying inside.
666 likes lol
Years later and Im STILL dying
the power went out at my house and it’s cold as hell so i’m watching this absurd video to distract myself
Same though 😂🤣😂🤣
Sameee! 🤣💀 we had a pet death in the family last night so to help me cheer up, I watched this and I went from crying to laughing so hard.
1:04:50 Sean's repeated Death >>EEEEEEs
I love how smoothly they went from "yaay teamwork" to "I will drop you to death if you touch me" during just one hour :D
More half an hour cuz they already want to killed each other 20+minutes in lmao😂
Oh that happened at like the half an hour mark XD
1:05:05
Wade: "Nonono!"
Mark: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!?
Jack: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
EEEEEEEE *pause* EEEEEEEEEE *pause* EEEEEEEEE
this scene gave me anxiety and I could see the sensory overload of all of it was probably freaking out Mark
I love this scene XD
EeEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEaaAAaaaaaa
E
Sean: "He's a fucking liability"
Wade, in the process of dying: "Who? Ahhhhh!"
57:18 the noise mark makes here is going to be forever ingrained in my mind. It makes me chuckle every time
The silence from everyone else didn’t help either 😂
This whole video in less than five words:
“GET OFF ME WADE!!!”
Here's one in three "GO AWAY WADE"
@@Just-A-Nemo Here is one in two - "WADE, NOOOOOO!!!" Another could be "STOP, WADE!!!
@@darrekbishop935 Here's one in 1 "WADEEEEEEE"
Five words?
The Comment says LESS than 5 words.
True friendship is carrying a dead body through your struggles just so y'all can finish together
I'll have none of that wholesome shit here
Only reason they carried is because the level wouldn’t move without all of them
Hi
DEad bodies are nOt wHolesome
49:10 The Rugrats trying to grab the ice-cream sundae 😂
That “WEEEE” as Wade killed Bob at 29:04 was priceless.
I love how occasionally Jack just gives up and *yeets* himself across
I mean... it works
@Syrup the HoneyTabby slime that explains it🤣
the like numbers are 666...
18:50 there unison screams are incredible 🤣
8:59 "It's not hard. We're just dumb!" Mark Edward Fischbach, 2019
Mark Edward Fischback I*
This quote perfectly sums up all of Mark's videos with Sean, Bob, & Wade.