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  • Опубликовано: 2 сен 2020
  • Surgeon Simulator is finally BACK! And in this sequel time you can bring friends along to enhance the surgical experience!
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @TonyTheTaco0830
    @TonyTheTaco0830 3 года назад +3562

    Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 3 года назад +72

      I'd be a bit concerned.

    • @NamesBondHavingStronk
      @NamesBondHavingStronk 3 года назад +42

      @@camerondon3712 unless you're under the anesthesia or put to sleep

    • @chaoticunknown7317
      @chaoticunknown7317 3 года назад +145

      The last thing you hear before you go under is "Okay, play the tutorial video"

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 года назад +27

      Imagine imagining.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 3 года назад +14

      ...why are you expecting people to hear things during surgery?

  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 3 года назад +5605

    Mark: “LOOOOOOORE”
    Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 года назад +83

      I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal
      Forgive me

    • @resmiunnikrishnan2462
      @resmiunnikrishnan2462 3 года назад +14

      @@sharethevoix lol

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 года назад +14

      Resmi Unnikrishnan thank

    • @bruh69133
      @bruh69133 3 года назад +70

      literally like arin hanson
      arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL
      also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
      we need a four horsemen of the lets players

    • @lee9156
      @lee9156 3 года назад +6

      Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 года назад +566

    I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 2 года назад +1270

    Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 6 месяцев назад +6

      Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂

  • @jdf3953
    @jdf3953 3 года назад +3498

    Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine."
    *Flashbacks to I am bread*

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT 3 года назад +96

      *Flashbacks to Pogostuck*

    • @knightguy4030
      @knightguy4030 3 года назад +71

      Flashbacks to I am fish

    • @squeakystool8910
      @squeakystool8910 3 года назад +49

      *Flashbacks to Manual Samuel*

    • @PlanetmanKevin
      @PlanetmanKevin 3 года назад +8

      He said that as soon I started reading this. XD

    • @alex_5830
      @alex_5830 3 года назад +19

      34:05

  • @doggyspeak
    @doggyspeak 3 года назад +696

    imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and the doctor is gently knocking a xylophone mallet against your ribs and singing free bird.

    • @wynnwilliams3701
      @wynnwilliams3701 2 года назад +21

      This is a very underrated comment and made me laugh so hard my dad asked me if I needed my inhaler

    • @ScarletLunatic
      @ScarletLunatic 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@wynnwilliams3701 agreed

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 6 месяцев назад +8

      "Erm, excuse me please stop playing free bird on my ribs I'm bleeding out." 🤓🤓🤓

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 6 месяцев назад

      No, imagine waking up in the middle of surgery and the doctor has his peepee in your mouth lol. That uh, that’s was a weird day for me…

  • @TheRealChrisTDH
    @TheRealChrisTDH 3 года назад +296

    I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

  • @Kingofthenerds51
    @Kingofthenerds51 3 года назад +5436

    Mark: hates the character he's playing as
    Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 3 года назад +54

      Default Hero

    • @pishposh3306
      @pishposh3306 3 года назад +178

      Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.

    • @razeluxemeitzen1933
      @razeluxemeitzen1933 3 года назад +4

      "Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 3 года назад +8

      Razeluxe Meitzen how about no

    • @captainrick4513
      @captainrick4513 3 года назад +75

      With how much he hates character customization,
      it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.

  • @biguwubill
    @biguwubill 3 года назад +1757

    I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 3 года назад +10

      It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow RUclipsr.

    • @gripghoulshorts2503
      @gripghoulshorts2503 3 года назад +7

      Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my RUclips channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

    • @jackso3467
      @jackso3467 3 года назад +14

      Purveyor wow a whole essay much?

    • @bruhbruh6886
      @bruhbruh6886 3 года назад

      it really looks like it

    • @ivymoore8482
      @ivymoore8482 3 года назад +5

      Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌

  • @axowotlz
    @axowotlz Год назад +319

    Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs
    Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

  • @Death0451
    @Death0451 3 года назад +318

    Patient: When is my doctor gonna be here?
    **Meanwhile**
    Mark: Oooo **duckie.**

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 3 месяца назад +2

      I also called them duckie as a kid. Still do

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 3 года назад +2319

    Mark: **falls over when pressing a button**
    Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

  • @jen4965
    @jen4965 3 года назад +6600

    I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

    • @YuriAi974
      @YuriAi974 2 года назад +157

      Lmao, they were making memories

    • @HalcyonSpirit141
      @HalcyonSpirit141 2 года назад +60

      The Fruit Bowl
      , The Jello, and The Duck*

    • @rogueb1137
      @rogueb1137 2 года назад +63

      @@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*

    • @thatduck1900
      @thatduck1900 2 года назад +108

      I did not consent to being in this video

    • @Just-A-Nemo
      @Just-A-Nemo 2 года назад +16

      @@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?

  • @Marchpisces2004
    @Marchpisces2004 3 года назад +2328

    Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.”
    *pogostuck has entered the chat*
    *I Am Bread has entered the chat*
    *Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*

    • @Gorfld
      @Gorfld 3 года назад +32

      *ben and ed have entered the chat*

    • @isaacthelad496
      @isaacthelad496 3 года назад +35

      *GIVE UP has entered the chat.*

    • @mindsandmirrors5106
      @mindsandmirrors5106 3 года назад +32

      *Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*

    • @ellisvives
      @ellisvives 3 года назад +28

      *VANISH has entered the chat*

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 3 года назад +32

      OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙

  • @Purps_Pans88
    @Purps_Pans88 2 года назад +381

    Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out*
    The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

  • @aishikmukherjee1623
    @aishikmukherjee1623 3 года назад +2064

    Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret"
    Bob: *It's free real estate*

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 3 года назад +6

      I love this so much

    • @mistamidas8587
      @mistamidas8587 3 года назад +13

      Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck

    • @PinkyGreen_Tea
      @PinkyGreen_Tea 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 3 года назад +2

      @@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.

    • @daltonlee5273
      @daltonlee5273 3 года назад +1

      Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video

  • @psychopanther578
    @psychopanther578 3 года назад +2432

    Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine."
    *pogostuck music starts to play*

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 3 года назад +58

      Flash backs to Getting Over It

    • @MrJuicebox21
      @MrJuicebox21 3 года назад +40

      SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @luclasher1866
      @luclasher1866 3 года назад +16

      Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 3 года назад +18

      @@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.

  • @SilentReaperOFC
    @SilentReaperOFC 3 года назад +213

    Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

  • @anonyscott
    @anonyscott 3 года назад +219

    Imagine being the patient hearing:
    Wade: Remove the Stomach,
    Bob: Ok I removed it
    Wade: That was the large intestine

  • @heyitz_delaney3451
    @heyitz_delaney3451 3 года назад +1321

    Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.”
    Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*

  • @alaina5222
    @alaina5222 3 года назад +6282

    Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear:
    “I’m trying to put the juice in!”
    “Well hurry up!”
    “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

    • @tonediaster
      @tonediaster 3 года назад +141

      I would be terrified-

    • @dellarae9288
      @dellarae9288 3 года назад +103

      Also someone yelling secrets

    • @monipow7020
      @monipow7020 3 года назад +109

      That one scene in “Finding Nemo” in the dentists office.

    • @JonathanMartinez-xp1xx
      @JonathanMartinez-xp1xx 3 года назад +18

      Yes

    • @red-pm1lg
      @red-pm1lg 3 года назад +23

      me: well i’m just fucked aren’t i?

  • @NWMprodutions1638
    @NWMprodutions1638 3 года назад +151

    most surgeons: we need to save this man's life!
    Mark: dUcK

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES Год назад +22

    Mark: Lore focused.
    Wade: Cosmetic focused.
    Bob: Progression focused.

  • @happycakes8469
    @happycakes8469 3 года назад +21296

    Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”

    • @munch8399
      @munch8399 3 года назад +2449

      You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh

    • @p4ul206
      @p4ul206 3 года назад +377

      No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂

    • @arianabowers6630
      @arianabowers6630 3 года назад +752

      Imagine having surgery and hearing something

    • @jaysonhayes7732
      @jaysonhayes7732 3 года назад +569

      Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol

    • @kevinj12345
      @kevinj12345 3 года назад +391

      As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.

  • @michaeljacksheeheen
    @michaeljacksheeheen 3 года назад +2641

    Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets*
    Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

  • @chumz80hd
    @chumz80hd Год назад +65

    I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK

  • @crazayhounddog
    @crazayhounddog 2 года назад +36

    43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +1162

    Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !"
    Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

  • @Scythian046
    @Scythian046 3 года назад +684

    "My name is Dr. Pamela-"
    Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

    • @redddherring8585
      @redddherring8585 3 года назад +8

      This is an amazing reference

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 3 года назад +15

      But this time it's SHUT UP DOCTOR. The nurse had enough of Dr. Mark's crap and got an M.D.

    • @isaiah_w
      @isaiah_w 3 года назад +1

      God like reference

    • @nurinominaka4369
      @nurinominaka4369 3 года назад +1

      Only veterans remember :')

  • @Realm_Walker-1259
    @Realm_Walker-1259 3 года назад +74

    Mark:”THE BIRD-
    Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD”
    Mark:”-IS FREEEE”
    Me:”oh”

  • @danielo6219
    @danielo6219 2 года назад +50

    10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 3 месяца назад +3

      He will be forever missed:(

  • @kodavaccaro1583
    @kodavaccaro1583 3 года назад +8966

    Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

    • @rogersoftboy8134
      @rogersoftboy8134 3 года назад +558

      dude the best joke the whole time

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 3 года назад +499

      Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 3 года назад +79

      @@-rin2836 lol. true true

    • @ramenveins9215
      @ramenveins9215 3 года назад +10

      Albino Spino you dont need to @ people

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 3 года назад +193

      @@ramenveins9215 Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.

  • @ameliaburke3631
    @ameliaburke3631 3 года назад +1414

    Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage

    • @NTF469
      @NTF469 3 года назад +50

      I would question were they got the skull

    • @ameliaburke3631
      @ameliaburke3631 3 года назад +35

      ​@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...

    • @jaydenn3479
      @jaydenn3479 2 года назад +21

      Imagine waking up during surgery.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +1

      @@jaydenn3479 ...in general.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Год назад

      or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans

  • @mailmaniac317
    @mailmaniac317 2 года назад +44

    That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 3 года назад +65

    No one:
    Not even doom guy:
    Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

  • @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56
    @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56 3 года назад +4229

    Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!"
    Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."

    • @myworld2243
      @myworld2243 3 года назад +147

      Classic markiplier: HERB LORE
      mark now : lore

    • @wolv0223
      @wolv0223 3 года назад +82

      What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.

    • @solarixstar
      @solarixstar 3 года назад +42

      Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo
      At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 3 года назад +33

      @@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 3 года назад +15

      The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 3 года назад +5605

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

    • @KomiMiko
      @KomiMiko 3 года назад +8

      Ha

    • @KomiMiko
      @KomiMiko 3 года назад +8

      Kelsey Willhoite what famous

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 3 года назад +7

      @Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 3 года назад +6

      @Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...

    • @FordoTheKiller
      @FordoTheKiller 3 года назад +3

      I'm as confused as Mark was

  • @ladybug-lover9970
    @ladybug-lover9970 Год назад +21

    25:05
    The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios 2 года назад +23

    53:45
    The weird thing about Mark using the skull.
    Is that it actually works.
    Like, on hit, breaks.
    Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything.
    I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 3 года назад +592

    Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg.
    *Commence the PTSD*

  • @stephanieborah4388
    @stephanieborah4388 3 года назад +388

    Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado

    • @stephanieborah4388
      @stephanieborah4388 3 года назад +29

      Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole
      Wade: okay!

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc 2 года назад +5

      This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you

    • @PinaaaColaaa
      @PinaaaColaaa 2 года назад +3

      You should be quoted on that.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 2 года назад +1

      lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.

  • @BARREL999
    @BARREL999 Год назад +21

    mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets
    bob: takes away mark's happyness

  • @fireballflamingo8838
    @fireballflamingo8838 2 года назад +30

    Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.”
    Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*

  • @dimaaa4059
    @dimaaa4059 3 года назад +1874

    imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs
    1:01:55

    • @salzaniclegend4129
      @salzaniclegend4129 3 года назад +14

      Ouch.

    • @caipingcui7594
      @caipingcui7594 3 года назад +18

      ...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 года назад +52

      That would be actually horrifying.
      One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open.
      Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice
      Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 года назад +23

      Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet.
      So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.

    • @Angie-iv9fm
      @Angie-iv9fm 3 года назад +7

      You made me realize how long this video is

  • @owlxle4794
    @owlxle4794 3 года назад +1328

    When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"?
    I felt that.

    • @loresoong6626
      @loresoong6626 3 года назад +2

      Eyyyy

    • @haydencottrell2802
      @haydencottrell2802 3 года назад +9

      So did Matpat

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 3 года назад +3

      me playing genshin

    • @Toadbup.
      @Toadbup. 2 года назад

      hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 Год назад +2

      Was that the surgery of 87?!

  • @ICUPcomedygold
    @ICUPcomedygold Год назад +7

    51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 2 года назад +17

    44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

  • @aj_814
    @aj_814 3 года назад +4090

    mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

    • @LonelyMarshtomp
      @LonelyMarshtomp 3 года назад +78

      And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 3 года назад +43

      Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice

    • @Yuki.chan33
      @Yuki.chan33 2 года назад +1

      666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨

    • @hadesrealm794
      @hadesrealm794 2 года назад +5

      Moh? Medal of honor?

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 2 года назад +96

      @@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still

  • @urboi2045
    @urboi2045 3 года назад +715

    Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 3 года назад +17

      Also Mark: loses his duck and recreates a Tiny box Tim moment

    • @kaitkat3034
      @kaitkat3034 3 года назад +2

      Legit

  • @jacklovell5389
    @jacklovell5389 3 года назад +14

    Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.

  • @edge8236
    @edge8236 3 года назад +13

    Lol there's so much tension between mark and Bob 🤣

  • @benji_949
    @benji_949 3 года назад +405

    “Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital

  • @SullBhit
    @SullBhit 3 года назад +13

    "Can you play freebird?" "FREE THE BIRD!! THE BIRD IS FREE!!"

  • @Emmad172
    @Emmad172 2 года назад +11

    Wade’s casual “oh hey bread!” Made me laugh 44:22

  • @maditroche3870
    @maditroche3870 3 года назад +3788

    everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone,"
    but like
    imagine waking up during surgery in general

    • @brishanmorgan3791
      @brishanmorgan3791 3 года назад +119

      My dad has ✨done that✨

    • @feveredmilk1464
      @feveredmilk1464 3 года назад +50

      Yeah it happens

    • @maeserr
      @maeserr 3 года назад +81

      my absolute worst fear!

    • @hunterglaspell5580
      @hunterglaspell5580 3 года назад +185

      I did it during jaw surgery. The head surgeon was yelling at everyone so I’m sure it was fine

    • @maditroche3870
      @maditroche3870 3 года назад +52

      @@hunterglaspell5580 LMAOO oh my goodddd

  • @interstellarkitten6487
    @interstellarkitten6487 3 года назад +7575

    I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

    • @loganngillespie
      @loganngillespie 3 года назад +22

      yeah…

    • @jellysquishfish4685
      @jellysquishfish4685 3 года назад +7

      Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?

    • @jinxlyn4327
      @jinxlyn4327 3 года назад +211

      @@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...

    • @kayleigh8793
      @kayleigh8793 3 года назад +139

      @@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect

    • @emohufflepuff
      @emohufflepuff 3 года назад +67

      They shall achieve....
      *t r a n s c e n d e n c e*

  • @vancesummers422
    @vancesummers422 2 года назад +6

    "You can't have two on top, thats not how it works, you gotta have 2 bottoms!"
    "3 bottoms? That's no fun!"
    58:10
    I'm crying 🤣🤣

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 2 года назад +8

    40:40
    Me anytime Mark comes out with a new RUclips series with his egos

  • @lucasblake4774
    @lucasblake4774 3 года назад +2917

    For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 3 года назад +93

      Tiny Box Tim

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 3 года назад +67

      Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.

    • @_stoops
      @_stoops 3 года назад +74

      Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game

    • @denisteele9895
      @denisteele9895 3 года назад +18

      @@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao

    • @Jarjarvideos
      @Jarjarvideos 3 года назад +26

      Companion Cube Effect

  • @asparklebuttwithadashofdar2955
    @asparklebuttwithadashofdar2955 3 года назад +3620

    Can you imagine if this was what every episode of Grey's Anatomy was like.

    • @dropdeaddork23
      @dropdeaddork23 3 года назад +79

      Secret doors make everything better.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +147

      It would be worth watching

    • @idgaf6915
      @idgaf6915 3 года назад +47

      The best fuckin show ever

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 3 года назад +54

      I'd actually watch

    • @kenmakozume4700
      @kenmakozume4700 3 года назад +31

      i would actually take time to watch it

  • @sleepiartist240
    @sleepiartist240 3 года назад +10

    Oh my gosh, when Wade got stuck on the conveyor belt I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD

  • @Ace0fArts
    @Ace0fArts 3 года назад +8

    Cis couples when they pop a confetti canon and the confetti is blue: 27:55

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 3 года назад +2913

    the avatars expressions
    wade: surprised
    Bob: out raged
    Mark: very sad
    Edit: NINE MOTHERS OF HEIMDALL! That's a lotta likes.

    • @Lil_2046
      @Lil_2046 3 года назад +41

      Viewers: Happy

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 3 года назад +6

      @@Lil_2046 nice

    • @jessicovers69420
      @jessicovers69420 3 года назад +9

      @@loki4807 * slurps * * pops lips * noice

    • @thesirenaspen
      @thesirenaspen 3 года назад +17

      hotel: trivago
      sorry, dead meme. i couldn’t resist tho

    • @richardtingler3769
      @richardtingler3769 3 года назад +5

      @@thesirenaspen Beat me to it dammit xD

  • @kaf-smif
    @kaf-smif 3 года назад +6362

    mark: “there’s other people named bob out there”
    bob: “no there are not”
    my dad: *stops existing*

  • @IKFKSwitch
    @IKFKSwitch 2 года назад +7

    I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.

  • @owenkegg5608
    @owenkegg5608 3 года назад +9

    "Where is the donor heart?"
    "On the floor, next to the bread"

  • @STARTgaming100
    @STARTgaming100 3 года назад +992

    Mark: "I thought that was his brain"
    Wade: "he doesn't need that either"
    Wade: "he's going to be a politician"

    • @carbr0z305
      @carbr0z305 3 года назад +2

      🦚🦚s🕊u🐓b🐾 t🐉o 🐬 m🐋e

    • @imnottoxicsushi7497
      @imnottoxicsushi7497 3 года назад +2

      Disturbed Orbit only thing is you both post fortnite

    • @chad7009
      @chad7009 3 года назад

      @@DisturbedOrbit let him be

    • @egg_buttt3675
      @egg_buttt3675 3 года назад

      Qell he's not wrong😂😂

    • @bumbum5190
      @bumbum5190 3 года назад

      @@DisturbedOrbit at first I thought they said "sub tome"

  • @laughableInflection
    @laughableInflection 3 года назад +228

    Mark: * finds a ribcage and a mallet * so anyway, here's wonderwall

  • @everpolo29
    @everpolo29 2 года назад +8

    Bob and Wade: playing and healing Bob.
    Mark: *L O R E*

  • @im2fat2runn79
    @im2fat2runn79 2 года назад +7

    I love how mark just gets attached to anything he comes across and instantly makes it his friend lmao

  • @vetrfreyja4891
    @vetrfreyja4891 3 года назад +842

    Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-"
    Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

  • @thebirdnerd
    @thebirdnerd 3 года назад +564

    “I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

  • @novaeclipse21
    @novaeclipse21 3 года назад +12

    When you read the title as: WE ARE DOCTORS BUM BUM BA BUM BA ✨BUM✨

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 2 года назад +10

    Jumpscares in horror games don’t get me but 16:07 literally made me toss my tablet across the couch

  • @citriink
    @citriink 3 года назад +916

    I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue

    • @lucillechiklak5168
      @lucillechiklak5168 2 года назад +2

      i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video

  • @laughwliz
    @laughwliz 3 года назад +437

    41:50
    "Wow, he believed me."
    Absolute savage Mark got me cracking up 😂😂😂poor Wade

  • @_Blusheee
    @_Blusheee 3 года назад +10

    I love how when the actual lore in the dialogue came up they were talking

  • @popcandysys
    @popcandysys Год назад +9

    1:02:00 this is the face of pure joy

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 3 года назад +244

    Mark: **Sees Duck**
    Mark: **Violent Convulsions and Mallet PTSD**

  • @aviationmanc1729
    @aviationmanc1729 3 года назад +382

    Being pulled away from surgery*
    Nurse:
    “ Does he need this lung?”

  • @peytonford-ling6653
    @peytonford-ling6653 2 года назад +5

    Mark is for when you want someone to hilariously blunder their way to victory, Bob is there to meticulously succeed and Wade is there to try hard their way to a defeat as the lovable underdog. Together, they make one functional human being

  • @claycountydays
    @claycountydays 2 года назад +37

    Sick timestamps B)
    00:00 Epilepsy warning -Wade
    00:27 *kwapow*
    01:12 "Sorry I'm being immature." -Mark
    01:21 "bob." -Mark
    02:53 "Everything seems to be a work in progress- is that jello?" -Mark
    04:52 "ĎÜČĶ" -Mark
    05:16 "IS DUCK ALIVE??" -Mark
    05:57 ...the bloodlust
    07:01 "IN THE D1CK!!!" -Mark
    07:18 "Pff- Its dangling by a toe!" -Mark
    09:49 "the Or-oœæřğAns" -Mark
    10:17 "NOOOOOOOOOI" -Mark
    10:50 "rriiIIIIPPP RIIIIIIIIP" -Mark
    12:43 "Oh no my jellos on the floor.." -Bob
    12:47 "I think we must enter our tëübes" -Bob
    13:53 "I dont like that the guy on the table is named bob." -Bob
    14:20 "IS THAT A BABY??" -Mark
    17:20 "SECRETT" -Mark
    18:05 "My dudes. My secret senses are tingling. So intensely" -Mark
    22:51 "Guys I found something *Obscene* " -Mark
    24:05 "I'm cusping" -Mark & Bob
    24:16 "I find this offensive." -Bob
    27:55 "THERES BALLS!!" -Mark
    28:33 "Are you arm daddy?" -Bob
    29:42 "Wade you're just standing there shaking-" -Mark
    30:30 "give..." -Bob
    31:14 *flash*
    33:12 "these bookshelves look awfully *REMOVABLE* " -Wade
    34:06 "yeAH SEe it's Not so EASy!" -Mark
    39:08 "loree.." -Mark
    40:01 "No bob found" -Bob
    43:10 "ITS PERFECTLY FLUSH-" -Bob
    44:26 "Alright are we ready?" *knocks scanner over* -Mark
    45:33 "Bee a deer" -Bob
    46:51 wade slander *intensifies*
    47:26 "HOW DARE YOU!" -Wade
    47:50 "My mind is being l'fvcked -Wade
    48:31 "Excuse me, *Surgon* coming through..." -Bob
    50:10 "NoW woUld be the TIme waDe" -Mark
    51:40 "you arent even the first *evolution* of a surgeon!" -bob
    51:53 "I'm like a surgeon twice removed" -wade
    52:14 "This is either a stomach or a pen1s" -wade
    52:29 "men, am I right?" -bob
    53:08 "this is a left leg indeed I know it from the *smell* -mark
    53:27 "your affinity for *bo's hardness scale"* -bob
    54:55 *"uhhh..."*
    55:39 "I know how that goes *glares at mark and bob* oh I wasnt muted -wade
    56:13 "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor." -Mark
    58:21 *"three bottoms?!?* well that's no fun." -Bob
    59:35 "nice rod" -Mark
    01:01:03 "loreeee" -Mark
    01:02:28 "freeee birddddddd" -Mark
    01:05:37 "WADE YOU HAD ONE JOB-" -Mark

  • @itsfrickinjax
    @itsfrickinjax 3 года назад +3655

    Mark: I thought that was his brain.
    Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician.
    Me: omfg

    • @mrifat13
      @mrifat13 3 года назад +95

      Whoa, straight fact...

    • @hellothere4018
      @hellothere4018 3 года назад +8

      Aha I heard that too haha 😂

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 3 года назад +54

      * insert joke about how bad a political party is *

    • @yeetus123
      @yeetus123 3 года назад +15

      He dont need one if hes gonna be a democract

    • @addy5300
      @addy5300 3 года назад +70

      @@yeetus123 okay but wade most likely meant the republican party when he made that joke

  • @jamsdrawss
    @jamsdrawss 3 года назад +772

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"
    [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

    • @tnm8204
      @tnm8204 3 года назад +2

      haha

    • @trololofaceten2593
      @trololofaceten2593 3 года назад +18

      I didn’t notice that part, which kinda implies that I’m so used to their bullshit that my mind instinctively chooses not to scan it

    • @TheRealItsoofer
      @TheRealItsoofer 3 года назад +1

      I think these bots want you to open their canal.

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 года назад

      Of course YOU did...

    • @karmageddon9047
      @karmageddon9047 3 года назад +1

      t... time stamp?

  • @thatelephant
    @thatelephant 2 года назад +4

    13:18 How Bob throws that trunk in the air and how his character poses is just so elegant😝

  • @milkdud3529
    @milkdud3529 3 года назад +7

    "This is wholesome!" Says Mark holding the teddy bear by the throat 😂

  • @sydmartinez6551
    @sydmartinez6551 3 года назад +668

    is no one gonna talk about the “3 bottoms! well that’s no fun!” cuz i think that was the most accurate and funny thing in the whole video

    • @vancesummers422
      @vancesummers422 2 года назад +10

      That part literally made me pause the video to laugh 🤣

    • @oats8854
      @oats8854 2 года назад +2

      timestamp?

    • @SammyBoy2001
      @SammyBoy2001 2 года назад +5

      @@oats8854 58:20

    • @jaideimpaula
      @jaideimpaula 6 месяцев назад

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂 “u can’t have two on top u gotta have two bottoms”

  • @magsisdumb478
    @magsisdumb478 3 года назад +236

    I love how they were so obsessed with lore but were just ignoring the guy actually telling them the lore 😂

    • @mohammedjameel7669
      @mohammedjameel7669 3 года назад +5

      That is pure mark

    • @magsisdumb478
      @magsisdumb478 3 года назад +1

      @@mohammedjameel7669 yup, he got so obsessed with the lore he missed the actual lore...

  • @maikhanhnguyen5265
    @maikhanhnguyen5265 3 года назад +6

    mark screaming in agony after forgetting his ducky is the greatest loss ive ever seen in my entire life

  • @g1itch561
    @g1itch561 3 года назад +7

    Game: "crack the ribs"
    Mark: "KAR EN TUK"

  • @lilyflare2
    @lilyflare2 3 года назад +656

    When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

  • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
    @unofficialsliceofbread6461 3 года назад +399

    Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss.
    Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

    • @eye2hakimiprogamer23
      @eye2hakimiprogamer23 3 года назад +17

      Lol "Others"

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 3 года назад +2

      Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 3 года назад +4

      I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 3 года назад +1

      Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game

    • @neryn-2924
      @neryn-2924 3 года назад +1

      Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++

  • @wk8637
    @wk8637 2 года назад +8

    12:00 when bob and wade join

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 2 года назад +1

      Thanks past me

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 7 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks past me

  • @huguinpalmer200
    @huguinpalmer200 2 года назад +11

    This was exactly a year ago, and i'm still waiting for them to play it again

  • @maxman1602
    @maxman1602 3 года назад +685

    "Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

    • @gwenculver1040
      @gwenculver1040 3 года назад +9

      Low key I’d watch it

    • @peterdaxon8558
      @peterdaxon8558 3 года назад +24

      Starring Markiplier and Wilford Warfstache

    • @mindseternal1
      @mindseternal1 3 года назад +12

      Sounds like it would be on Adult Swim.

    • @alexfernandez0504
      @alexfernandez0504 3 года назад +2

      @@peterdaxon8558 Starring Actor Mark and Wilford Warfstache

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 3 года назад

      @@alexfernandez0504 Isn't Markiplier an actor while Mark E. F. is just another guy?

  • @Breadful1
    @Breadful1 3 года назад +1399

    Mark: "Alright there's no secret!"
    Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY
    wdymthere'snosecret?!

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 3 года назад +27

      Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.

    • @khamiwilliams6263
      @khamiwilliams6263 3 года назад +8

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?

    • @cityskies1792
      @cityskies1792 3 года назад

      Alien autopsy is from a shirt

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 3 года назад +6

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 3 года назад +5

      @@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao

  • @popcatcarl6662
    @popcatcarl6662 3 года назад +16

    I love how the title is “WE’RE A DOCTOR!” Like all of them combined only amounts to one person’s worth of medical malpractice

  • @chuttsh
    @chuttsh Год назад +9

    58:20 wow three bottoms, well that's no fun

  • @axelvids893
    @axelvids893 3 года назад +207

    “Excuse me, SURGEON coming through.” Wildly flailing a severed leg around

    • @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807
      @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 3 года назад +5

      Imagine how stupid that would be if that happened for real.. id definetely die laughing.
      What the fuck is wrong with me

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 года назад

      @@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 everything possible.

    • @follower4317
      @follower4317 3 года назад

      @@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 when your on the table tho

  • @mlux2406
    @mlux2406 3 года назад +308

    Love how they’re A doctor. Like, they know that all three of them TOGETHER is ONE doctor.