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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @Shadow_Wolf37
    @Shadow_Wolf37 4 года назад +4709

    Mark: They don't know it fell on the floor.
    Customers: The taste of floor on this was exquisite, but I give 4 stars, because of 1 gram too much salt on the potatoes.

    • @Phyran
      @Phyran 4 года назад +172

      and also 1 gram too little salt, at the same time

    • @different6620
      @different6620 4 года назад +8

      That is so true😂🤣🤣😂

    • @exidrablack316
      @exidrablack316 4 года назад +32

      Well i mean different potatoes have different amounts of salt on them so some may have had too much and others too little.

    • @ericbelander2319
      @ericbelander2319 4 года назад +13

      Don't forget the 1 gram too little salt on that same meal

    • @anoja31
      @anoja31 4 года назад +2

      Lmaooo

  • @Dawnrider10020
    @Dawnrider10020 4 года назад +3355

    Mark: *pours 1g too much salt in the water*
    Gordon Ramsay: Shit. The potatoes are fucking salty.

  • @ThatNewDude29
    @ThatNewDude29 4 года назад +7039

    Mark: Slightly oversalts food.
    Customer: YOU FUCKING DONKEY.
    Also Mark: drops food on floor several times.
    Customer: Delicious. Finally some good fucking food

    • @gacharollplays13
      @gacharollplays13 2 года назад +88

      That is fucking true

    • @emmousseau2663
      @emmousseau2663 2 года назад +127

      late but i bet this is exactly how fast food works as well. workers dropped the burger on the floor before serving? you’d never know. they forgot to give u no pickles on ur burger? how could they!

    • @HughJass777
      @HughJass777 2 года назад +28

      @@emmousseau2663 Sometimes Mcdonalds forgets to remove the onions off my quarter pounder

    • @kidsshaw7739
      @kidsshaw7739 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Thewhiterabbit360
      @Thewhiterabbit360 2 года назад +20

      1gram of salt=1 end of world

  • @aidenbuchler687
    @aidenbuchler687 3 года назад +5661

    I can imagine what this sounds like from the dining area. Just the sound of plates smashing and Mark screaming.

    • @Perseagatuna
      @Perseagatuna 3 года назад +370

      Imagine you are sitting in a fine restaurant waiting for your fish and chips dish, and you hear the muffled screams and cries of the chef while hearing a plate breaking every 3 minutes

    • @PrimalAspid96
      @PrimalAspid96 2 года назад +67

      I mean that's some entertainment

    • @Zazzylike02
      @Zazzylike02 2 года назад +58

      “This is fine”….

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 Год назад +45

      I would love to see an animation of that and the series should be called Mark's super amazinly cooking skills dingus!

    • @Txtallynicole
      @Txtallynicole Год назад +7

      Asmr

  • @loveliestelf2392
    @loveliestelf2392 4 года назад +10194

    I like how the guy with 5 ovens asks “why do they have an upper oven!?!”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +15

      It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear lov

    • @AlexDaRaccoon
      @AlexDaRaccoon 4 года назад +231

      he doesnt have five ovens anymore 😢

    • @moosteryy
      @moosteryy 4 года назад +45

      @@AxxLAfriku any attention is good attention.

    • @aleksthevoyager1260
      @aleksthevoyager1260 4 года назад +68

      @Ryan Schoutese They both replied at the same time lol

    • @kronossscythe
      @kronossscythe 4 года назад +43

      IM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS

  • @steler7473
    @steler7473 4 года назад +3031

    Plate: goes near the oven
    Oven: *and I took that personally*

    • @omrazeen4172
      @omrazeen4172 4 года назад +5

      850 likes with no replys

    • @odytune
      @odytune 4 года назад +2

      @@omrazeen4172 Now with a reply of a repy

    • @omrazeen4172
      @omrazeen4172 4 года назад +2

      @@odytune now a reply with a reply with a reply

    • @piercetheabbi
      @piercetheabbi 4 года назад +1

      @@omrazeen4172 now with a reply with a reply with a reply with a reply

    • @CenizaAshes
      @CenizaAshes 4 года назад +1

      @Nein now with a reply of a reply of a reply of a reply of a reply of a reply

  • @mikabellstarfall7584
    @mikabellstarfall7584 4 года назад +1032

    Mark: **Brings plate near oven**
    Oven: Listen, You're gonna laugh.

    • @bloob7671
      @bloob7671 4 года назад +29

      this made me lose my shit and i don't laugh at comments all that much. thanks for the laugh :)

    • @lilacdreams2189
      @lilacdreams2189 4 года назад +26

      The fact that he did it multiple time is what got me.🤣

    • @davidmolinacampos1512
      @davidmolinacampos1512 4 года назад +5

      Next let's just wait for Mark to do that but in autotune and for him to get a customer named Barbara even though I'm pretty sure both those things are impossible normally

    • @therealelectromagneticwave
      @therealelectromagneticwave 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @torisheets123
      @torisheets123 4 года назад +11

      Why did I read that in Bobs Voice 🤣

  • @Gaaylord69
    @Gaaylord69 3 года назад +1091

    I can imagine that, several months ago, they bought the beat up restaurant and spent all of their time and money on renovating the dining room, hiring staff, and making a new brand. Then one day before they opened they realized there was another room in the back and went “oh shit, the kitchen” and that’s how this game came to be

  • @PhoenixGaming2765
    @PhoenixGaming2765 4 года назад +3621

    Gordon Ramsay: Put the trout on a cutting board
    Mark: WhO aRe YoU

    • @ernestfields2762
      @ernestfields2762 4 года назад +31

      I laugh so hard!

    • @Ashl1f3
      @Ashl1f3 4 года назад +56

      i thought it looked like him too

    • @PhoenixGaming2765
      @PhoenixGaming2765 4 года назад +11

      @@Ashl1f3 I'm pretty sure it was 🤔

    • @Ashl1f3
      @Ashl1f3 4 года назад +36

      @@PhoenixGaming2765 very very possible but you see he never said "you donut!"
      almost got me

    • @PhoenixGaming2765
      @PhoenixGaming2765 4 года назад +8

      @@Ashl1f3 guess mark's just that good of a cook

  • @DhanbeeSuh
    @DhanbeeSuh 4 года назад +12693

    “Don’t call me Markiplier”
    “Lixian, cut it out”
    “That’s the old me”
    Uhhhh... something seems ever so slightly suspishy

    • @alexia1159
      @alexia1159 4 года назад +89

      Yes

    • @Mary_is_boredom
      @Mary_is_boredom 4 года назад +144

      Oh gosh-

    • @midgetlemon5149
      @midgetlemon5149 4 года назад +51

      HHHhrrrrmm

    • @vesper2945
      @vesper2945 4 года назад +175

      Hoo boy- here we goes again

    • @seepypuppy
      @seepypuppy 4 года назад +325

      Does this have something to do with the whole "Markiplier is not real" situation that happened?

  • @George-go8zt
    @George-go8zt 4 года назад +580

    Mark: **gets a plate near the oven**
    The oven: you are gonna love this

  • @fast.and.the.curious6804
    @fast.and.the.curious6804 3 года назад +2259

    Mark: *exists*
    The upper oven: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @Ruina11
      @Ruina11 Год назад +43

      Plate: chef, I don’t feel too good

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ruina11 Pork: _kirby ravine scream meme_

    • @JoseA.-st1un
      @JoseA.-st1un 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Ruina11I don't wanna die, Mr. Mark!

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 4 года назад +2359

    Customer when Mark puts a little too much salt in the water: Disgusting, absolutely awful. Worst food.
    Customer when Mark drops the food on the floor multiple times: Delicious. Wonderful. I've never eaten anything better. Take all my money

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +12

      @Ricka, el gordo valdez Unus Annus

    • @gifted2936
      @gifted2936 4 года назад +4

      Lol do be like that

    • @Splinter69691
      @Splinter69691 4 года назад +2

      Mi casa es tu casa

    • @babymetroid6661
      @babymetroid6661 4 года назад +3

      @@Splinter69691 Mikasa es Tsukasa

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 4 года назад +5

      @@babymetroid6661 E T brutay
      (Also it occurs to me that he did leave the potatoes stewing like an extra half minute while trying to figure out flipping the steak)

  • @wolfchick8387
    @wolfchick8387 4 года назад +3218

    Mark: mentions the word "oven"
    Everyone: I AM A MAAAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

  • @monsoon5524
    @monsoon5524 4 года назад +1538

    Mark: *exists*
    Oven door: *”And I took that personally.”*

  • @elainalindsey2048
    @elainalindsey2048 Год назад +268

    Mark having an existential crisis every time the food fell, the plates broke, and somehow have too much salt and not enough salt gives me life

    • @itz_luluafton9523
      @itz_luluafton9523 Год назад +12

      As a culinary student, i can confirm this is basically what happens in the kitchen when we cook

  • @azurabun0
    @azurabun0 4 года назад +2317

    mark breaking a plate every time he opens that doors is making me cry laugh

    • @RoseCadenza
      @RoseCadenza 2 года назад +27

      I always end up crying while laughing at him breaking the plates.

    • @Puppet-2033
      @Puppet-2033 4 месяца назад

      @@azurabun0 it makes you craugh

    • @xDumdumkx
      @xDumdumkx 2 месяца назад +2

      3 years later rewatch, still kills me lol

  • @Dexter26958
    @Dexter26958 4 года назад +486

    "Don't embarrass us in front of the food critic!"
    Mark, smashing potatoes on the floor with a cutting board: "You got it, chief!"

    • @crazyvirus2472
      @crazyvirus2472 4 года назад

      I'm spaming this everywhere but I just want mark to play OMORI

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 4 года назад +4

      great chefs work in weird ways 😁

  • @macyona
    @macyona 4 года назад +610

    Lixian everytime Mark tells him to cut something out: "Reality can be whatever I want"

    • @jogni
      @jogni 4 года назад +1

      Very interesting... do you have any further comment on that?

  • @purplebean7
    @purplebean7 2 года назад +650

    Mark: *panicking over a single broken plate and dropped/oversalted food*
    Meanwhile, LGIO: The kitchen's on fire, the extinguisher blew up in the deep fryer, and the TVs are all broken? Mission complete.

    • @lukesroboticsshorts2521
      @lukesroboticsshorts2521 2 года назад +8

      Fr tho 💀🤣

    • @Weirdos_Incorporated
      @Weirdos_Incorporated 2 года назад +36

      Oh, and add a few shards of glass on the customer's plate as well; they don't like it? Well, it's all Grace's fault

    • @purplebean7
      @purplebean7 2 года назад +15

      @@Weirdos_Incorporated Don't forget dirty sponges and fireworks, those are key ingredients too :)

    • @The_Derp101
      @The_Derp101 Год назад +1

      LOL😂😂

    • @KiwiBubbles5
      @KiwiBubbles5 Год назад +14

      I deeply enjoy the fact that Mark and Josh are literally on opposite ends of the spectrum in how they play this game, and yet both playthroughs amounted to so much chaos 😂😂

  • @M.i.a.A1919
    @M.i.a.A1919 4 года назад +778

    Mark or Markiplier: "Who are you?!"
    The guy that looks just like Gordon Ramsay: Utterly disappointed

  • @calebvonweichardt7785
    @calebvonweichardt7785 4 года назад +1025

    Game: "You only have a minute"
    Recipe: "Cook for 90 seconds"

  • @Sable_ish
    @Sable_ish 4 года назад +5001

    Alternate Title: Mark doesn't learn his lesson with the oven door and smashes five plates

    • @mabe4322
      @mabe4322 4 года назад +138

      Which means that he must have smashed like 25 plates on his old house.
      M A T H

    • @vivekagupta
      @vivekagupta 4 года назад +125

      "I am a man who broke fIVE PLATES"

    • @mohammadkhatib4823
      @mohammadkhatib4823 4 года назад +45

      i tried smashing 5 plates
      wouldnt recommend it hurt my pp

    • @MegaDario35
      @MegaDario35 4 года назад +100

      "So, how did your restaurant go bankrupt?"
      "The chef spent all the money on plates because he kept smashing them with the oven door."

    • @winter1353
      @winter1353 4 года назад +9

      @@vivekagupta dammit you beat me by a day xD

  • @KiwiBubbles5
    @KiwiBubbles5 2 года назад +1299

    I've never watched anyone actually try to play this game correctly before, this was insanely impressive

    • @conrad2040
      @conrad2040 Год назад +26

      Watch daz games play it

    • @mesasimonson6612
      @mesasimonson6612 11 месяцев назад +6

      And hilarious

    • @laurengilmore4697
      @laurengilmore4697 10 месяцев назад +11

      Can confirm this game is hella difficult

    • @theaquaticz
      @theaquaticz 8 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@conrad2040lmao the fact that he exploded his kitchen like a million times in just the first episode 😭 me and my bestie were rewatching his series and could NOT stop laughing

    • @CaffeineDeprivation
      @CaffeineDeprivation 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@theaquaticz "Everything is going well!"
      *BOOM*
      😂😂

  • @gamemode6723
    @gamemode6723 4 года назад +4570

    Mark: *tries to take game seriously*
    The Game: "WELCOME TO THE"

    • @lecmy7474
      @lecmy7474 4 года назад +120

      R a P A I R

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 года назад +61

      "We couldn't fit it all in..."

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 3 года назад +51

      Oh no... It's 'Welcome to the Game' in disguise!
      (If you haven't watched Mark play (or lose his mind to) that, I highly recommend it. - Very long, as he recorded streams, but worth it.)

    • @galladegamerletsplays
      @galladegamerletsplays 3 года назад +6

      rapair

    • @MikaylaROL
      @MikaylaROL 3 года назад +5

      @@lecmy7474
      Hehehahaha 😂😂😂 I love it

  • @cubgaming4963
    @cubgaming4963 4 года назад +1947

    Imagine what the people in the restaurant are hearing:
    “Who are you???”
    “There are 4 grams on the chopping board it is going to be delicious”
    *glass shattering*
    “Why did it fall on the floor?!”
    “Why are you crawling away?!”
    “I am going to kill you”
    “Oooooo”
    “O my god, o my god”

    • @failedtalent1018
      @failedtalent1018 4 года назад +113

      Chef sounds like he's having an amazing time.

    • @0v3rh3473d
      @0v3rh3473d 4 года назад +101

      That's why they put him in a kitchen on a different floor and he has to put the food in a little food elevator lol

    • @LadyZeke
      @LadyZeke 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JakeHappendUnfortunately
      @JakeHappendUnfortunately 4 года назад +8

      Best restaurant service ever

    • @jocab4154
      @jocab4154 4 года назад +9

      Damn dude one of those bots is 2 years old, how has it lasted that long?

  • @just_Nyra
    @just_Nyra 4 года назад +764

    Mark: “Up-Upper oven?”
    Me: “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS”
    That quote from Mark will never not be funny to me 😂

    • @MirageMewtwo
      @MirageMewtwo 4 года назад +8

      "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE BLUNDERBUSSES" - Markiplier

    • @wegocray3830
      @wegocray3830 4 года назад +2

      FIIIVE OVENS!!! -Mark Edward Fischbach

    • @absol1764
      @absol1764 4 года назад +1

      THIS WAS MEEE

    • @teejay8606
      @teejay8606 4 года назад +3

      I miss markiplier makesssss

    • @just_Nyra
      @just_Nyra 4 года назад +1

      @@teejay8606 oh my god SAAAAAME

  • @maxweII_demon
    @maxweII_demon 2 года назад +436

    18:52 Mark's absolute HORROR when the dish breaks sounds like he saw an old friend get run over

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 4 года назад +2011

    Mark: "Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier"
    Also Mark: "Don't call me Markiplier"
    Everyone: _What do I believe?_

    • @keepaler847
      @keepaler847 4 года назад +14

      I think markiplier wants to make a new self and try to be perfect Wich is great that means he still strives to make great content for all of us

    • @theblazingblight
      @theblazingblight 4 года назад +25

      @@keepaler847 And I think you're probably overthinking this.

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 4 года назад +10

      Dark is hiding his identity heh

    • @rijaxbloodmore1644
      @rijaxbloodmore1644 4 года назад +6

      That Markiplier is not real

    • @Calamity.Cassette
      @Calamity.Cassette 4 года назад +1

      Markiplier isn't real

  • @roosboon801
    @roosboon801 4 года назад +427

    Mark: "Let's do this seriously!"
    Also mark: *proceeds to throw pan trough the kitchen and smashes about 10 plates*

    • @logsaplenty
      @logsaplenty 4 года назад +7

      @Ì Am ĶeviňBB2 now this is what we in the business call "please god please stop"

  • @EightPMV
    @EightPMV 4 года назад +532

    Subs: "Markiplier is not good at simulator games"
    Markiplier: "Well i'm Mark"

    • @III1IlIIlIllIl
      @III1IlIIlIllIl 4 года назад +3

      Lets see how many subs this comment can get""'..

    • @yes8807
      @yes8807 4 года назад

      He is is good, the games suck

  • @PuccaLover15
    @PuccaLover15 Год назад +35

    18:52-19:15
    I cannot tell you how many times I have watched this since I watched it maybe a year ago. Like, my cheeks hurt from how hard i've been laughing. I have tears in my eyes! The scream from the second plate breaking has me gasping for air!
    Thank you, Mark, for making something I can watch anytime I need a really good laugh.

  • @sgt_noah8288
    @sgt_noah8288 4 года назад +11657

    My dad literally just said “those guys are loud” then I told him it’s only one and the look on his face omg lol

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 4 года назад +1219

      The fact that mark is loud enough to make it sound like 3 people are yelling really shows what his content is like lol

    • @TheLizzat
      @TheLizzat 4 года назад +377

      I'd like to guess your dad looked impressed

    • @aoyukinana
      @aoyukinana 4 года назад +360

      I like to think this is one of his Quieter videos lol

    • @kevin7213
      @kevin7213 4 года назад +238

      This is a quiet video for mark’s standards haha

    • @iilykagam1ne
      @iilykagam1ne 3 года назад +47

      This one sent me 😂😂😂

  • @tw.eezers
    @tw.eezers 4 года назад +671

    “Why do i have an oven up there?!?
    Cause you’re a man that owns five ovens.

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 4 года назад +10

      That is *EXACTLY* what I thought

    • @The_Tall_One_3312
      @The_Tall_One_3312 4 года назад +6

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVVVEEE OVENS

    • @kum6865
      @kum6865 4 года назад

      Gachatard.

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 4 года назад

      Why am i seeing so many of these ^^ profiles in the comments on this channel recently?

    • @FemaleBrick
      @FemaleBrick 4 года назад

      haha i know what you mean

  • @tempzsttwo9858
    @tempzsttwo9858 4 года назад +1195

    25:14 I can just imagine the customers hearing mark screaming *”Oh My goD, oH my gOd, oH mY gOD, OH mY GoD”* on the bottom floor and wondering what the hell is going on 😂

    • @bakermetal
      @bakermetal 4 года назад +70

      "Maître de? Does the chef need help?"
      "No no, he's fine."

    • @l1cosplay253
      @l1cosplay253 3 года назад +35

      @@bakermetal “Its apart of the process”

    • @different6620
      @different6620 3 года назад +24

      And then they peek in the kitchen and see the trout on the floor XD

  • @wudugat3761
    @wudugat3761 2 года назад +161

    This is literally my favorite video/mini series ever, it is so hilarious. Please play more of it.

    • @Mrfedy_faber87
      @Mrfedy_faber87 2 года назад +2

      @@wudugat3761 it’s a bot don’t give it attention

  • @compostedhumanwaste
    @compostedhumanwaste 4 года назад +1319

    Markiplier: “WHY DO I HAVE A UPPER OVEN”
    Me: YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE 5 OVENS

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 4 года назад +80

      Mark has 5 lower ovens, he doesn't know what a upper oven is because he had to sell it because he was a poor child

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 года назад +19

      @@bread8095 ah yes, the brains on this man
      So very big

    • @Lobster_With_A_Gun
      @Lobster_With_A_Gun 4 года назад +1

      well now it is 9 if you include this game

    • @ElGreco15
      @ElGreco15 4 года назад +3

      Guys, never mix your upper ovens and your lower ovens. Your health is severely at risk if you do.

    • @emmnemss
      @emmnemss 4 года назад +1

      Rip marks 5 ovens

  • @trecydreamz0930
    @trecydreamz0930 4 года назад +633

    "You cannot have too much salt, and not enough salt"
    Sounds like an argument someone made to Gordon Ramsay

    • @MissChibiGodd
      @MissChibiGodd 4 года назад +22

      im sure mark not spreading the salt around the potatoes would be the cause.
      some will be very salty and some would have no or way to little salt on them.

    • @SammaclauseGamgee
      @SammaclauseGamgee 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@MissChibiGodd this

  • @peterjackson6011
    @peterjackson6011 4 года назад +771

    "Who's in the restaurant?!"
    It's Bob, and he wants pan-of-feather.

    • @basson7369
      @basson7369 4 года назад +28

      Man I want some more The Forest

    • @peterjackson6011
      @peterjackson6011 4 года назад +32

      @@basson7369 I want to see Mark and Wade push Bob back into the sinkhole for destroying the gazebo.

    • @aubreya.2251
      @aubreya.2251 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @gabbi5298
      @gabbi5298 4 года назад +1

      @@peterjackson6011 YESSS 😂

    • @bayareasportsfan04
      @bayareasportsfan04 4 года назад +1

      @@basson7369 YES! We need to find out what happens next!

  • @kaigwagwa
    @kaigwagwa 3 года назад +745

    omg when mark broke the second plate at 19:08 i couldnt fucking breathe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is genuinely one of the funniest games hes played i started drooling from laughter

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup 2 года назад +9

      Same 😂

    • @TodG3482
      @TodG3482 9 месяцев назад

      Why are you crying?

    • @LostMediaGuy-v9r
      @LostMediaGuy-v9r 6 месяцев назад

      It’s not a crying emoji it’s a laughing emoji

  • @chaninzard674
    @chaninzard674 4 года назад +2026

    14:09
    Mark in a smol voice: “Too much salt? What are you talking about? There was one gram too much in the water!”

    • @jeltevl8868
      @jeltevl8868 3 года назад +64

      tbf in real life you wouldn't taste that difference.

    • @comedicsociopathy
      @comedicsociopathy 3 года назад +23

      @@jeltevl8868 Depends how much salt you're used to. Many people always eat very salty food so they wouldn't but I would, just like most of my family. When you're not used to it, 1 gram isn't much but noticeable.

    • @thischannelhasadvanced
      @thischannelhasadvanced 3 года назад +6

      i love the trout smol voice

    • @octavianjoseph8633
      @octavianjoseph8633 Год назад

      ​@@TheLonelyProtoPotatoes have a tendency to absorb salt so.... It's a possibility.

  • @Buzzzy-bee
    @Buzzzy-bee 4 года назад +6936

    Gordon Ramsey: exists
    Mark: who are you?
    Gordon: and I took that personally

    • @reapersoulmoon4530
      @reapersoulmoon4530 3 года назад +6

      xd

    • @Artsy2000Pink
      @Artsy2000Pink 3 года назад +20

      Me: ShOoKeD 👁👄👁

    • @DEATHFIFR190
      @DEATHFIFR190 3 года назад +38

      Yes I was sitting here like seriously Mike you couldn't tell us Gordon Ramsay.
      He even did a live stream with him so I wonder what you came first this video or that live stream

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 3 года назад +3

      @@DEATHFIFR190
      His face looks weird in this game.

    • @IfdesHerzog
      @IfdesHerzog 3 года назад +20

      @@RJ-rp8yd He looks like the russian version of Gordon Ramsey lmao.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 4 года назад +2070

    What’s missing from this video is a skit where Mark throws a cake at himself and says “Think fast! Uwwwhat?”

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 4 года назад +68

      No, what's missing is "I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS FIIIVE OVENS!" when first looking around the place.

    • @faby5860
      @faby5860 4 года назад +17

      Mark ) I HAVE FIVE OVENS AND A KNIFE NO ONE CAN STOP ME

    • @TheLordnerdious
      @TheLordnerdious 4 года назад +3

      Ah memories

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 4 года назад +1

      The moment I saw "Think fast!", I could only think of John Malkovich getting brained with a beer can.

    • @literallycloud
      @literallycloud 4 года назад

      You spoiling?

  • @the_blank0075
    @the_blank0075 3 года назад +220

    That fact they he wanted to play the game normally and calm and chaos just starts unfolding around him is amazing

  • @kaidenmowbray3364
    @kaidenmowbray3364 4 года назад +199

    Mark: An upper oven why do we need an oven up there
    Also Mark: "I AM A MAN OF 5 OVENS!!"

  • @awesomesauce8664
    @awesomesauce8664 4 года назад +3716

    “Hi, my name is Markiplier by the way-“
    _6 seconds later_
    *”Don’t call me Markiplier-“*

  • @bubbledoubletrouble
    @bubbledoubletrouble 4 года назад +220

    “You cannot have too much salt and not enough salt”
    Don’t put any salt on half, pour a cup of salt on the other. Done.

  • @Inlife33
    @Inlife33 3 года назад +204

    Daz: **stands completely still while cooking steak and the other side of his kitchen blows up**
    Mark: **rushes around and leaves oven on all night with nothing happening**

    • @theaquaticz
      @theaquaticz 8 месяцев назад +3

      That's because daz kept breaking the oil bottles everywhere 😂🤣

  • @Spanner762x54
    @Spanner762x54 4 года назад +4278

    I love how interactive lixian is with his videos, he really feels like a 2nd character xD

  • @civilians_king
    @civilians_king 4 года назад +319

    JaidenAnimations: “ now let’s talk about the other spectrum of the self-improvement chart!”
    Markiplier: “I aM a GoD!”

  • @motifity3416
    @motifity3416 4 года назад +1060

    Plate: Exists
    Oven: _Your free trial of living has expired._

    • @sergeantmason
      @sergeantmason 4 года назад +12

      That was really fun tho. mark broke three plates in a row

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 года назад +2

      @@sergeantmason New Personal Record! I hope...

    • @sergeantmason
      @sergeantmason 4 года назад +1

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 Might be

  • @plutoyoon
    @plutoyoon Год назад +75

    mark dry heaving at the end of his shift is an accurate representation of what it’s actually like to work in food service

  • @ogzephyr4166
    @ogzephyr4166 4 года назад +190

    Of course the food critic of all would have the impossible standard: “THERE IS BOTH TOO MUCH SALT AND NOT ENOUGH SALT ON THIS CUISINE.”

    • @djicekream8672
      @djicekream8672 4 года назад +6

      No he means for example that the pork has too much salt and the potato has to little salt

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +986

    That's a really beautiful kitchen. But those kind of floor may not be waterproof.

  • @maiakromer1747
    @maiakromer1747 4 года назад +468

    “I should do the tutorial”
    Wow... he really has changed.

    • @meghann3398
      @meghann3398 4 года назад +7

      HE SAYS TUTORIAL STRANGELY EVERY TIME AND I GET SO UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @rat.4783
      @rat.4783 4 года назад +10

      T u t u r i e l

    • @blisky3229
      @blisky3229 4 года назад

      @@meghann3398 how?

    • @rat.4783
      @rat.4783 4 года назад +1

      @@blisky3229 my reply lol

  • @caitlyncupcake9655
    @caitlyncupcake9655 2 года назад +389

    mark: you cant have both too much salt and not enough salt
    also mark (in markiplier makes): my creme brulee is too salty and too sweet

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 2 года назад +30

      Yeah that can be a thing, cus they don't contrast each other

    • @klaxx3761
      @klaxx3761 Год назад +23

      Salty and sweet aren't in contrast. Something can be way too sweet and way too salty. You can't be too *savory* and too *sweet* at the same time, as those are inverses

  • @hamzahelal929
    @hamzahelal929 4 года назад +1203

    Mark: "lixian the FBI is gonna break in"
    Lixian: "good, I'll open the door"

  • @TheMrStatue
    @TheMrStatue 4 года назад +618

    “Don’t call me Markiplier”
    *Static*
    “Hey there, it’s Josh. Welcome back to Let’s Game It Out.”

    • @putrakusmana9500
      @putrakusmana9500 4 года назад +11

      literally watched it yesterday 😂

    • @roesy4481
      @roesy4481 4 года назад +15

      Glad I wasn't the only person who thought of him lol!

    • @lolmaster1325
      @lolmaster1325 4 года назад +4

      This explains why everybody says Markiplier isn’t real now....
      Or does it?

    • @frecklesandfries9209
      @frecklesandfries9209 4 года назад +9

      WAiT it’s rarer to find a Let’s Game It our fam than an Unus Annus fan nowadays!! I’m so happy that it’s getting more common! He deserves so much more, I mean the guy puts So Much into his videos like whAT THE HECK.
      What’s our favorite question now? I wanna hear you saaaaay iiiiit~

    • @plsdondoanytin1464
      @plsdondoanytin1464 4 года назад +9

      first of all we need to turn everything on

  • @musicdawg0625
    @musicdawg0625 4 года назад +6530

    Alternate title: Lixian Being Unimpressed by Mark for 27 Minutes Straight

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 4 года назад +101

      Awtewnate titwe: Wixian Being Unimpwessed by Mawk fow 27 Minutes Stwaight

    • @thecavejelly
      @thecavejelly 4 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 4 года назад +29

      ...when you put it that way, Lixian sounds like a cat

    • @KorliWolf
      @KorliWolf 4 года назад +6

      Addon to alternate title: while secretly is Rachel

    • @m1rdo842
      @m1rdo842 4 года назад +10

      Owoifier N O

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 3 года назад +198

    I love how it’s implied that lixian is some sort of benevolent god bound to mark’s service for some reason

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +15

      HE IS AN EDITING GOD!

  • @ImOasis_
    @ImOasis_ 4 года назад +166

    Mark’s worst enemy wasn’t himself. It was the oven with the reach of an NBA player and uncooked food with minds of their own

  • @sybilburlingame1737
    @sybilburlingame1737 4 года назад +438

    No one:
    Me: losing my mind laghing when he breaks the plates.

  • @GalaRenee
    @GalaRenee 4 года назад +489

    Mark: *tediously tries to play the game correctly while having a mental breakdown*
    Pewdiepie: *continuously breaks plates, lights the kitchen on fire twice and acts like it’s normal*

    • @13rieCheese
      @13rieCheese 4 года назад +9

      Honestly, not much different than in an actual kitchen lol

    • @topsecret1837
      @topsecret1837 4 года назад +6

      And that’s why I love Markiplier over Pewdiepie. Everything about the game becomes funnier when it’s at his expense. Meanwhile I’d bet Pewdiepie goes bankrupt by the end of the second day.

  • @riverseverywhere
    @riverseverywhere 3 года назад +122

    "It's not like a real kitchen where you stand too close to an oven and a plate gets kablooied..."
    *blinks in 5 years of food service* um, actually, yes, that's exactly what happens...

  • @voiceboxgamer6046
    @voiceboxgamer6046 4 года назад +307

    "No one tell him it's been on the floor, these seasonings look disgusting"
    *proceeds to break the plate and drop the meat on the floor*
    *stress induced panic* "Oh My GoD OH MY GOD!!"

    • @gordatados
      @gordatados 4 года назад

      I read this comment just as he was saying it 😂

  • @SasukeUchiha723
    @SasukeUchiha723 4 года назад +1057

    Pewdiepie and CallmeKevin: Burns Kitchen for Tomato soup
    Markiplier: Becomes Gordon Ramsay Jr.

  • @twistynoodles
    @twistynoodles 4 года назад +720

    If this has multiplayer, imagine Mark, Bob and Wade playing this.

    • @bonb0n593
      @bonb0n593 4 года назад +98

      Mark:WADE WHERE THR FUCK FID YOU PUT THE POTATOES?
      Wade: Up My ass why you ask?
      Bob wade and mark: Hysterical laughter

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin 4 года назад +52

      Overcooked but even more stressful.

    • @exceptionalanimations1508
      @exceptionalanimations1508 4 года назад +7

      yEs

    • @gothyfroggy8581
      @gothyfroggy8581 4 года назад +18

      Oh the chaos...lmao-

    • @hunta3694
      @hunta3694 4 года назад +23

      It doesn’t have multiplayer yet, but the devs are working on adding it.

  • @JustMarisa
    @JustMarisa 3 года назад +39

    Mark: *drops food on floor and still serves it*
    Also mark: I need to wash this pan out....

  • @maispiegel7474
    @maispiegel7474 4 года назад +368

    alternate title: mark gets stressed out trying to flip salmon and breaking plates every time he opens the oven

  • @bluestone321
    @bluestone321 4 года назад +1716

    Nobody:
    Oven door: imma ruin this man’s whole career

  • @puccagarukiss
    @puccagarukiss 4 года назад +30785

    Please play this again 🙏 😭

  • @Kyla8132
    @Kyla8132 10 месяцев назад +6

    18:58 "Why did you do that, door?" has "Stop eating my kayak, bear!" energy.

  • @Surunasu
    @Surunasu 4 года назад +149

    Mark: breaks two plates and drops the trout on the broken glass.
    Game: *p e r f e c t*

  • @zRelaxing64
    @zRelaxing64 4 года назад +255

    Mark: "This is Cooking Simulator"
    Me: "FLASHBACKS TO JOB SIMULATOR"

    • @Roken._.
      @Roken._. 4 года назад +4

      Farming simulator, my god was he dumb

  • @rebscx
    @rebscx 4 года назад +236

    Mark: "oh there's two ovens"
    Me: *has a flashback* "I'm a men who owns FIVE ovens"

  • @the_otherauto_union2438
    @the_otherauto_union2438 3 года назад +43

    I just love how Mark can make any genre of game hilarious.

  • @user-bv3gw4zp3y
    @user-bv3gw4zp3y 4 года назад +284

    The game villain: time
    The ACTUAL villain: oven door

  • @adventurer425
    @adventurer425 4 года назад +341

    Mark: throws a blender on the counter
    blender: makes a loud noise
    Mark: *_SHOOKETH_*

    • @cagnalicious6925
      @cagnalicious6925 4 года назад +1

      Hello, fellow Overkiller

    • @adventurer425
      @adventurer425 4 года назад

      @@cagnalicious6925 hello :)

    • @cagnalicious6925
      @cagnalicious6925 4 года назад

      @@adventurer425 oh CRAP I just noticed your name, too! That's dope lmao

    • @adventurer425
      @adventurer425 4 года назад

      @@cagnalicious6925 I didnt realize when i changed my yt name, it would change every thing hooked up with that account to Why? as my first name. I am now Why? in all of my family's phone contancts XD. thanks tho

    • @cagnalicious6925
      @cagnalicious6925 4 года назад +1

      @@adventurer425 and I bet they're all wondering "why" tho 😂
      And yeah, if you signed in with Google then it goes across the board for everything you used that account to sign in with

  • @yo-baldy970
    @yo-baldy970 4 года назад +165

    Plate:exist
    Door: and I took that personally

  • @pterafier
    @pterafier 2 года назад +29

    I've watched so much of your content and this is arguably the best video on your channel. GG

  • @helixvfx8569
    @helixvfx8569 4 года назад +434

    Mark: buys a restaurant
    Also Mark: “who’s in the restaurant, who opened the door?”

    • @shamsunnaher1675
      @shamsunnaher1675 4 года назад

      @in da name of cheetos shes never gonna stop

  • @reubendemmler5511
    @reubendemmler5511 4 года назад +231

    “THE TEMPERATURE WAS PERFECT, and they don’t know I dropped it on the floor” markipler 2021

    • @crazyvirus2472
      @crazyvirus2472 4 года назад +1

      XD
      Okay on to why I was here please join me in my quest to make more people aware of the game OMORI and make mark play it-

  • @babydai5472
    @babydai5472 4 года назад +223

    Was crying earlier but the plate breaking made cry of laughter, nothing like seeing Mark lose his mind to heal the soul

    • @maxfish2667
      @maxfish2667 4 года назад +2

      Honestly laughing and crying for 15mins

    • @carnavole13
      @carnavole13 4 года назад +2

      I liked it when he throw the pan at the shelf 😩😂😂😂😂

    • @colephilips8053
      @colephilips8053 4 года назад +1

      I literally could not stop laughing

  • @XenaAndKin
    @XenaAndKin 2 года назад +30

    25:54 That’s low-key accurate to actual food critics

  • @ozzywalker609
    @ozzywalker609 4 года назад +2051

    The amount of sass he was giving Gordon Ramsay without even knowing who he was was absolutely amazing

  • @leahstarz2345
    @leahstarz2345 4 года назад +113

    Mark: "Why do I have an oven up there?"
    Me: Funny coming from a man who once owned 5 ovens.

  • @racheledgely2040
    @racheledgely2040 4 года назад +583

    The king of FNAF needs his Chef's hat as well... The people have spoken, we summon another episode my good sir!

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 4 года назад +5

      Ah yes good sire I see you are a man of culture aswell

    • @tdthedestroyer1232
      @tdthedestroyer1232 4 года назад +3

      YES

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 4 года назад +1

      @adam marchell where the skies are blue

    • @novustalks7525
      @novustalks7525 4 года назад

      Nah it was pretty boring

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 4 года назад +1

      @@novustalks7525 eh i thought it was fun

  • @soberwordz
    @soberwordz Год назад +14

    As someone who works in a restaurant... watching mark struggle & just sink deeper into into insanity is just beautiful 😭😭😭 reminds me of my first day there LOOL

  • @irisavontoc1068
    @irisavontoc1068 4 года назад +270

    "You cannot have both not enough salt and too much salt!"
    Welcome to cooking in a restaurant, Mark. Please play this again, as someone who's worked in kitchens for almost 8 years this is great! It's very realistic despite a lot of the chaos. Especially as someone who's been hit by an oven door and dropped a plate.

    • @acatwithafancyhat5782
      @acatwithafancyhat5782 4 года назад +3

      But has the door hit the plate and caused it to explode not gloriously. Just dangerously?

    • @George-gn7lp
      @George-gn7lp 4 года назад +3

      @@acatwithafancyhat5782 the stoven has caused the plate to miraculously perform marks intro which then scared the chef because due to natural selection marks intro is naturally scary then the plate fell onto the flor causing the plat to nut brek butt radder dance. Goodbye

    • @DocMonke
      @DocMonke 4 года назад +1

      It's seems like your a chef, may I come to your hotel?

    • @Crystelgames
      @Crystelgames 4 года назад +1

      18:50 XD

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 4 года назад +1

      if u noticed, he put all the salt in one spot when salting the roasted potatoes. that is how you get "both not enough salt and too much salt" 😭

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 4 года назад +289

    "Just cut it off.."
    Lixian: **Intensely portuguese screaming**

    • @marcelopetrucelli2743
      @marcelopetrucelli2743 4 года назад +3

      he is screaming -"Vai te fuder meu irmão, ta achando que isso aqui é circo, porra"

    • @lexifeldmann5353
      @lexifeldmann5353 4 года назад +2

      I would love an audio clip of Lixian just losing his shit over Mark.

  • @dababy8017
    @dababy8017 4 года назад +685

    “WELCOME TO THE” shouldn’t have made me laugh

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC 3 года назад +84

    Going by his simulator games, I can say that some stereotypes may well be true.
    Mark drives like a Korean and cooks like a German.
    Dangerously.

    • @misswy1u
      @misswy1u 2 года назад +6

      As a korean I can confirm the first half part 👌

  • @crimson5132
    @crimson5132 4 года назад +156

    Mark: *Drops 2 plates and a fish*
    Me: *Imagining Gordon screaming to Mark in the background*

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 4 года назад +1

      WOT ARE YOUUUU?!

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 4 года назад +465

    and that's why basically every restaurant ever has more than one cook

    • @Ffallingstarss
      @Ffallingstarss 4 года назад +19

      True, but we don’t always work at the same time. Due to scheduling (and one guy leaving as soon as I walked in, despite his shift not ending for a couple more hours) basically every shift I worked I’d be by myself for 2-4 hours. I wish my restaurant had scheduled us better because rushes suck when you’re by yourself lmao

    • @jamielishbrook2384
      @jamielishbrook2384 4 года назад +3

      No lie.

    • @thereebstir9572
      @thereebstir9572 4 года назад +3

      @@Ffallingstarss Damn that sounds tough. Cooking seems stressful but good for you for sticking it out.

  • @catsukimeower7354
    @catsukimeower7354 4 года назад +1299

    It's midnight and my family shouldn't be hearing me trying to gasp for air and sounding like I haven't breathed before. I was just dying of laughter, seriously. But I enjoyed laughing non-stop at this! Have a good day sir!

    • @scp-682-cu6
      @scp-682-cu6 4 года назад +9

      Yes same xD

    • @christianwire8413
      @christianwire8413 4 года назад +9

      Not joking, same exact thing happening to me

    • @honeychung381
      @honeychung381 3 года назад +18

      literally! my father is sleeping right outside and i'm over here losing my shit

    • @hornetisspider
      @hornetisspider 3 года назад +2

      LMAO same

    • @itsArturoRs
      @itsArturoRs 3 года назад +8

      SAME!! For some reason him breaking the plates every time on the oven is the funniest stuff ever 🤣 I can't 🤣

  • @alwinwinter1645
    @alwinwinter1645 3 года назад +7

    16:04 "There's nothing I can do to get more than one at a time?"
    The game: *Literally telling him to take the pot to the pantry instead of going from the pantry to the pot*

  • @foliumviride2547
    @foliumviride2547 4 года назад +347

    "I should do the tutorial"
    Me: * gasps *
    My neighbor: * gasps *
    The whole Markiplier community: * gasps *
    Lunky: *gasps *

  • @sirbagelsworth9463
    @sirbagelsworth9463 4 года назад +318

    Markiplier: "This is tedious!"
    Me: That means it's a realistic simulator!

    • @vappyreon1176
      @vappyreon1176 4 года назад +13

      Realism - opening an oven causes the explosive charge in every nearby plate to be set off

    • @nobodywhyareyouasking91
      @nobodywhyareyouasking91 4 года назад +5

      Realism is definitely buying stuff from a box

    • @sirbagelsworth9463
      @sirbagelsworth9463 4 года назад

      @@vappyreon1176 Pfft. Unrelated to the intentions behind my comment.

    • @sirbagelsworth9463
      @sirbagelsworth9463 4 года назад

      @@nobodywhyareyouasking91 Not part of the cooking process itself and would be included in finances rather than kitchen activities.

  • @toastedbiscuit9108
    @toastedbiscuit9108 4 года назад +1012

    Lixian: Appears
    Description: “edited by Rachel”
    *I feel lied to*

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 года назад +264

    Mark: “Why do they have an upper oven!?”
    Me: “I’m sorry but I thought you were a man with 5 OVENS!”