THE ULTIMATE LIFE SIMULATOR | Imagine Lifetimes
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- Опубликовано: 26 мар 2020
- Is your life everything you imagined it to be? Is there anything you would do again if you had the chance? Well with Imagine Lifetimes you can start all over again! ...and again! ...and again...
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![Jason Aldean - Should've Been A Cowboy [Toby Keith Tribute] (Live from the 59th ACM Awards)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-B4nR-CgMVA/mqdefault.jpg)
So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...
Skeet yeet in ten years the world is delete
“your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*
Ok weird gachatard.
@@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.
Lmao right
depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?
@gacha_loser .-. Lmao
Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺
don't reflect yourself
@@quandaIedingIeWhat?
@@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind
She is so precious
From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens
WHAT!
Everything pans out
@@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up
Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too?
Mark's Mom: *Y E S*
I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me
"I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"
GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2
Engineer gaming
J
Other children: *Exists*
Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.
Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?
Not to mention they're behavioring at things
While smiling as well.
Mark: I see no god up here
But me!
how is this the exact same thing i thought
Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought
When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful
Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in*
Momiplier: *smiles in delight *
*THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...
His last face expression being yours😈
like Romulus and Remus
Favorite child status unlocked
baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun.
Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.
It was meant to be :')
Mind blown
.O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )
I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it
You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother
mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying
it was an unus annus reference.
mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there
Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"
SPEEEEEEEDWAGGGOOOOOOOONNNN
I'm feeling a needwagon
Top comment! 😅😅😂😂😂😂
SPEEEEEDWAGOOOOONN
Memewagon foundation😂😂
Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood
i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that
@@not-pyroman lol underrated
im acttualy not surprised.
He hasn't changed either
for the better
Also a bro crusher
Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other RUclips media I’ve seen.
Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂
I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego
"you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.
if i've ever heard of it*?
Jared James Ramos DONT
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true
Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes
She is so lovely xD
XD perfect 😂👌
That makes it better😂😂
Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.
His mom is so sweet.
"we couldn't afford a toy"
And look where mark is now! True success story
11:00
Mark:
Internet baby, Internet all the way
Few seconds later
Mark: What the hell is this
that ain’t the only thing back then mate
Mark's brother: maMa
MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*
I want this registered 😂😂
💀💀😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND
“You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.
Reality sometimes disappointing
I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents
@@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different
@@nautilus0207 ok
He was
The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.
4:53 *Nerd*
“you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain”
yep, that sounds like him alright
that sounded sad and traumatic
he was in his big brain time
@@NadimElneser 😐
@@NadimElneser 😐
@@NadimElneser 😐
Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him
Mark : *so you have chosen death*
Hi
@@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii
@@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?
10/10
this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣
This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.
When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile-
It reminded me of the baby in yellow..
"I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!"
Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.
Brah
There is a guy on RUclips who actually just sits and smiles for videos
23:45
He used his *imaaaginaaaaatioooon*
Nice 420 likes
Mark's mom: You just used your brain.
Mark: It's big brain time.
@Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%
Oh yeah, this big brain time
Mind size: Mega
His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰
Mark: “ah yes what an amazing wall let me stare at it all day and smile”
Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world
Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground
This describes my own childhood
ah ,and mark remaned the same even today
@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)
Dont forget about “The Stone”
Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
.
.
.
literally thinking the same thing
I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video
My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy
I love your mom. She is hilarious.
Awkward
@Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose in every way
@@omarfarooq9963 how?
Same
Yeah very funny 👍
The perfect song doesn’t exi-
Mark: *starts freestyling*
i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮
~Lyrics~
BA there's my cactus🌵
BA there's my DOG🐕
there's a roses🌹🌹
AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
THERES MY CASH🤑,
OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”
im fucking crying its so funny to me
@•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32
9:36 i read photography very wrong
If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination.
He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D
Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆
21:34
“Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss”
indeed. I would like it on Spotify.
@@Singularity-- it will be done
Make a original comment plz
Lmao
Amazing
Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled
His inner darkiplier was showing
Not even possible mark was to poor to afford walls..
One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer
02 is wifu
@@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated
15:38 CRYINGGGG
du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier
Mark: “I was a boy with a big brain”
Me: “Yes, It’s big brain time”
Ahah good one
@furious-oreo :D spitting some fax
it was never not big brain time with him
@@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.
@@bigman5306 That’s… actually kind of true
I didn’t really think about what I was writing there. Sorry ;w;
Jason: says dada
Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal
Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*
Top ten anime betrayals
VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*
His mom is so sweet and lovely. And we like to call sitting and staring at a wall smiling ✨D I S S O C I A T I O N✨.
14:27 You swiped right on my mom
Baby: murder brother
Child: stare at wall
Adult: makes fnaf popular
And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!
Hotel: Trivago
thats what life is about
Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.
Basically
Mark: “I didn’t graduate!”
Me (class of 2020): ... oh ... I guess I won’t either ...
Beth Brown Me, also a senior: hahahahah...hahah...hah... oh..
I mean....at least I got the 69th like....amiright?
Me:
*[F]* congrats tho
Same
That intro with Mark's mom explains why he's so weird, and sometimes smart.
21:28 WHYS THATS SO FIRE BRO
When Mark proposes to Amy
Amy: why is the ring so small?
Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake..
Amy: understandable
Driidlz I feel like she would be more like;
Amy: hell yeah!
@Theodore Keating yeah ikr
In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd
A black and white one
Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century
~Lyrics~
BA there's my cactus🌵
BA there's my DOG🐕
there's a roses🌹🌹
AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
THERES MY CASH🤑,
OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅
@@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident
@@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields
So damn true
Mark’s entire interaction with his mom is so freaking wholesome.
i hope someone clipped that bit of mark singing it’s so beautiful
I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”
He gotten insane
Jojoke
I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”
Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅
Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD
Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)
Same
Ikr? That background track is awesome
Taylor Riches Exactly
21:30 Mark dropping the sickest beat of all time 🔥
"Looked at the wall and smiled". That's...not normal.🤣
“No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*
Traumatizing.
Your mom seems so holsum.
Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,
Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!
His mom is the most wholesome person alive
U Valentine?
👌 yuh
Plot twist, u want to date her
@@cayo990tm8 E W
Let's just hope she dosnt see it
dude him talking to his mum is so wholesome
Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice.
Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"
*Mark’s Mom talking about Mark*
“A boy with a big mind”
*Mark*
“BIG BRAIN!”
The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'
@@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?
Oh yeah big brain time
Frost - Bite I felt that
Mark’s mom: you didn’t complain… *much*
Mark: **laughing**
It's cute seeing Mark and his mother talk along
Markiplier: "I AM A COW!"
Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO
Same
Markimoo
Fucking nostalgia
Mooooo song plays* I’m a cow bitch MOOOOOO
Mark: "OASIS" "OASIS"
Me: has unus annus flashbacks
S3ntry YT does that count here as well?
@@ChknKng Pretty sure he said in any video, anywhere...
Could be wrong though.
@@sheepishliam they said they only do that on unus annus videos
S3ntry YT Only for Unus Annus videos
Mark i love your mom, she is so sweet, bless her soul
bro when the pimple started popping, my face twitched, and i felt JUST ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE AS MARK 😭💀
Today we learned: Mark was a creepy, creepy child
We also learned he’s a musical genius
I remember him talking about how he had tried to do that dream thing where mentally you’re awake but still asleep and dreaming so you can like fly and stuff, I don’t know why I can’t remember the name of it -_-
@@heycanitellyousomething Lucid Dreaming
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess yes thank you that’s it lol, I’m very forgetful
imagine sitting on the floor with your friends and look over and see a kid just staring into your soul
someone: what was your favorite childhood toy
mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room
Dang lol it's like we watched the same video!
@@volpelastname6951 yep its awesome
tHEY WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE
Cars
I
Momiplier describes Mark as a child: quiet smiling staring watching analyzing behaviors
Mark: I sound like a Super Villain
Sounds more like a Sociopath 😂😂
As a baby marks first words were moma ...he also tried to murder his brother apparently when they were babies
Momiplier: Don’t mind him
Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*
Smells like weed
It's demons Jim demons
Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born
Me when I was a child : **likes to play with chalks**
Mark when he was a child : *"Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor"*
Idk why but I lmao 😂
I ate the chalk
Lmao
@@tamakii1 we all did
the wall is so much better bro
We need more Momiplier moments! 😁
Mark’s mom is so wholesome, I love whenever she makes a cameo
Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words*
Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother*
Me: “sounds accurate”
LOL MOMIPLIER
And he suffocated him for no reason top
Qtaro Kujo he was just asserting dominance
LMAO
2:18
Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama
Mark: So you have chosen death
Mark: Peace was never an option.
21:39 you have no idea how many times I watched that song. I was dying laughing, my god!
Ya'know, this video was the first ever video I watched from this channel and now 2 years later I'm a big fan of his, now watching almost all of his videos, Mark is a great guy, he makes me happy :]
Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'"
Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.
@@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English
Took the words outta my mouth😂😂
@@fateful2113 rita hayworth
Lmfao 😂😂😂
A "professional" child.
Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute
Agreed
also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.
@@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.
lmao i love momiplier so much she’s just so pure and unintentionally funny
I’m already liking just for that conversation with his mom. That was gold! I can very clearly remember my favorite childhood toy. She was a beanie-baby sized grey plush cat (the kind that also had little plastic beads inside, too) that was made to easily curl up in a ball. She had turquoise eyes and her name was Sharlet Purr. Spelled like that (I was a kid, deal with it). I carried her literally everywhere.
“Paychecks are delayed.” Mark: Well that seems a little bit illegal.
Me: ……… We don’t even get a warning. The checks just show up when they do. If they do.
I already loved the song then he said "I am a cow" and I lost it 😂😂
*I am a c o w*
lol
@@MothyMonochromeTTV ewwwwwwww
@@eliasfarias842 what?
@@eliasfarias842 ?
For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song:
21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"
he do be spitting facts tho
"i am a cow"
Straight spittin
@@eugene_glovak no
that had no business being that good
This was highly enjoyable! You're a great guy, Mark!
i mean, staring and smiling at nothing is pretty accurate when it comes to mark talking with lixian in a video.
His mom is SO KIND. If I called my mum and showed her that I've become a gamer she would crawl out of my phone and start lecturing me about how I've ruined my own life
Finally someone exactly the same as me
And they think grades in school decide your future
It's ok start a RUclips channel and once you are successful and gain lots of money you rub it on your mom's face and tell her how wrong she is And she shall receive brutal karma
@@w0lf29 witch is only half true... they can mean you have less debt if you go to college in the US.
@@Oturan20 which *
I think the funniest thing I’ve seen today is mark screaming “OASIS” and hitting his table
E
*"ready player one flashback"*
I think he probably meant to say osmosis
"Stares into space" U N U S A N N U S
Also Time Stamp??
It's even better when I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet and I read this comment and I can't breathe I'm already laughing so hard Im scared of how much I'll be laughing when I actually get to that part
Literally every video I watch of Mark's I just adore him more. He's such a good person 💙
I love how mark had to call his mom I find it so wholesome
I never have seen a RUclipsr do that
"Mark gets online game girlfriend"
Mark- "Dont tell amy"
Yess Mark 😂
Markiplier out of contex: him screaming oasis at a sperm fertilizing Egg
t
@@ACCOUNTUNAVAILABLE7 owo
@@grapesoda8247 owo
@@ACCOUNTUNAVAILABLE7 ÙwÓ
Today was gonna be the day they were gonna throw it back to yoooou
I love Mark's Mom. She is just so adorable.
Markiplier and his mom are so wholesome
2:27 He thirsted for blood at only a month old.
Childhood: *FINISH HIM*
Mark's Fatality: *Bro Down Mark Waves*
Darkiplier got his start early...
Da'aaawww baby darkiplier. 😂
*RIP AND TEAR*
@@ChobinoftheFunk oop