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  • But also I'm kind of an accountant... This indie game is awesome and full of life or death situations and choices!
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  • @EricFryarJr
    @EricFryarJr 4 года назад +15221

    Mission: kill a guy with an industrial background.
    Mark: kills a 73 year old who loves birds and wrote books.

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 4 года назад +692

      Darkiplier.

    • @fayefillet1559
      @fayefillet1559 4 года назад +818

      Mission: kill 2 young people and anyone with a medical background
      Mark: *let's the immunologist live*

    • @zenhakuden
      @zenhakuden 4 года назад +213

      Mark would make one hellofa Kira

    • @snakekingjexxy
      @snakekingjexxy 4 года назад +178

      I am screaming in frustration

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 года назад +33

      well.. uh.. oops. happens to the best of us! >_>

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 4 года назад +8457

    Hey Mark, I played this demo today myself. During the second day, I got a person named Mark, who had a last name very similar to iplier... And the person looked like you. And had a substantial online video following. Also a background in engineering. Yeah, it was that universes version of you.
    The second day required me to kill anyone with engineering background.
    Sorry Mark. Gotta pay the afterlife bills.

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 года назад +823

      God I know it's unlikely but I wish he'd see this. I can just imagine him going back, spending hours and hours combing through the game just to find his character. Not like he's ever done *that* before- *cough* Ichiban *cough*

    • @oreore949
      @oreore949 4 года назад +501

      At 44:14, he kills Samuel Van Seelac, a reference to Wilford Warfstache. It's a picture of Warfstache, talking about his job as a reporter and a vaguely 'tragic past'.

    • @nightmarestuffy7832
      @nightmarestuffy7832 4 года назад +52

      TheLichruler probably was mark wire

    • @novustalks7525
      @novustalks7525 4 года назад +44

      Ore, Ore I wish mark would do more warfstache videos

    • @Oakenwarrior
      @Oakenwarrior 4 года назад +65

      @@oreore949 It is a reference.. but not to Wilford Warfstache >_>

  • @trilliongold
    @trilliongold 2 года назад +2116

    "Kill the engineer"
    Mark: Surely it can't be the guy who engineers stuffs

    • @koltrol4370
      @koltrol4370 Год назад +36

      I wonder, did he need to kill anybody? I mean the rules only stated to mark a person, not mentioning anybody needing to die. But maybe I‘m just overanalysing. So if anybody has played the game, I would love to know if Mark was required to kill anybody!

    • @brix-rb9dg
      @brix-rb9dg 10 месяцев назад +12

      @koltrol4370 Yes, you have to mark a person or else you can’t move on. And if you don’t kill anyone you get fired for insubordination

  • @oooohshiny8134
    @oooohshiny8134 2 года назад +891

    Fate: It saddens me to have wasted *precious resources* on summoning such a disappointment. Hopefully the next Death Spawn will have some merit. Good-bye.
    Mark: *Is made of lemons*

  • @destinysdestiny7173
    @destinysdestiny7173 4 года назад +2823

    Plot twist,
    the cat is the one talking, the man holding him is just his servant

    • @Ancillae95
      @Ancillae95 4 года назад +61

      Just like that one episode of old power puff girls. LOFL

    • @Jade-cs6ww
      @Jade-cs6ww 4 года назад +34

      Or that one Futurama episode

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 4 года назад +12

      So, Dr Klaw?

    • @lucashallo4760
      @lucashallo4760 4 года назад +8

      Ok

    • @superfire6463
      @superfire6463 4 года назад +18

      Destiny's Destiny
      It would be a plot twist if it wasn’t the cat

  • @thenewgeneration2378
    @thenewgeneration2378 4 года назад +2718

    Most people's choice: Rich kid that retired early
    The right choice: Brake modifier
    Mark's choice: Old birdwatcher

    • @anonymouscletus
      @anonymouscletus 4 года назад +121

      The New Generation I knew I wasn't the only one who knew the right choice. Mark is great but sometimes he is so dumb🤦‍♂️

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 4 года назад +9

      Yeah it was *FUCKED* up

    • @Anomalous-Plant
      @Anomalous-Plant 4 года назад +40

      He killed the nicest person :(

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 года назад +6

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

    • @johnnies.verton4432
      @johnnies.verton4432 4 года назад +2

      @AlienZGamer no, be gone!

  • @WORMPONY
    @WORMPONY 2 года назад +1229

    Fate: [insert speech here]
    Mark: **listening dramatically**
    My attention: c a t

  • @marcusmiller5811
    @marcusmiller5811 2 года назад +429

    This just proves how great of a voice actor Mark would be

  • @WednesdayWarriors
    @WednesdayWarriors 4 года назад +7225

    Markiplier’s voice makes this game feel more like an animated movie

    • @raven_the_demon
      @raven_the_demon 4 года назад +166

      His voice makes *everything* feel like an animated movie. His voice is amazing, that's why

    • @TheBluxie
      @TheBluxie 4 года назад +9

      L O N C C F A C E

    • @WednesdayWarriors
      @WednesdayWarriors 4 года назад +50

      @@raven_the_demon True, he should do audiobook readings, might actually use the 8,000 youtuber Audible promo codes out there

    • @yourlocaltherapist8661
      @yourlocaltherapist8661 4 года назад +7

      Wednesday Warriors have you listened to The Edge of Sleep. It’s amazing. His voice acting is so good.

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 4 года назад +1

      Wednesday Warriors yeah... that’s the point of Let’s Plays

  • @XhyRobtic
    @XhyRobtic 3 года назад +8453

    Alternative title : "Markiplier flirts with his Boss and kills people for 47 minutes"

    • @kaylapowell2793
      @kaylapowell2793 3 года назад +22

      @{Xhyphontic} Yes.

    • @Zer0_Assassin
      @Zer0_Assassin 3 года назад +60

      you are like Eminem,.....
      "we dont wanna hear you spit the facts-"

    • @kowloonfox1190
      @kowloonfox1190 3 года назад +26

      I mean I would-

    • @rainbowdog8915
      @rainbowdog8915 3 года назад +9

      Heck yeah

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 3 года назад +14

      That should have been a live action choose your adventure series.
      Working with Markiplier.

  • @benjaming.8368
    @benjaming.8368 2 года назад +369

    News: "woman accidentally rams ex-husband with car"
    Mark: "Only good news!"

  • @luvbear4432
    @luvbear4432 2 года назад +196

    Okay but for real though...
    Mark's acting voice is really, like REALLY good. Chills. Literal chills.

  • @jeezuhskriste5759
    @jeezuhskriste5759 4 года назад +4181

    Special rules: kill all the doctors
    Mark: doesn’t kill all the doctors

    • @roaringthunder8069
      @roaringthunder8069 3 года назад +9

      @JammyBatYT not 18. 32.

    • @ritamatos748
      @ritamatos748 3 года назад +33

      He didn’t kill de imonologist and now se have corona vírus

    • @rhianna9659
      @rhianna9659 3 года назад

      Wha

    • @mayethmallo6594
      @mayethmallo6594 2 года назад +3

      @@ritamatos748 The way you spell makes this even better 🤣

  • @checkmate5768
    @checkmate5768 4 года назад +5040

    Okay but literally, his voice for Fate is so good.

    • @queenz3553
      @queenz3553 4 года назад +34

      Mystical Rainbow omg thank you!! I was hoping someone else would say it.💯😂

    • @Norable426
      @Norable426 4 года назад +103

      Remove “for Fate” And it’s still a true statement

    • @CyanKnight96
      @CyanKnight96 4 года назад +11

      Everyone here speaks the truth

    • @kingbeastu
      @kingbeastu 4 года назад +24

      @@CyanKnight96 his voice is good for anything

    • @checkmate5768
      @checkmate5768 4 года назад +4

      @@Norable426 I didnt know the name of the character, so I just assumed it was Fate, sorry 😕

  • @arjjive582
    @arjjive582 2 года назад +85

    Rule: kill the one with a background in industrial engineering
    Mark: *kills the man who watches birds*

  • @oooohshiny8134
    @oooohshiny8134 2 года назад +99

    I'm going to be truthful here. I have heard voice actors, actual, employed, voice actors, that did a worse job at their voice than Mark is doing at Fate's in this video.

  • @thebadishradish
    @thebadishradish 4 года назад +2658

    He said “Das Rad!” about the bike guy, which is funny cause das rad means “the bike” in German

    • @craigieburke
      @craigieburke 4 года назад +48

      He probably meant It

    • @ivey
      @ivey 4 года назад +56

      I dont think he meant that lol

    • @ACLearn
      @ACLearn 4 года назад +96

      He did study German for a little while back in (I think it was 2017 or 2018), so he might have meant it.

    • @ivey
      @ivey 4 года назад +32

      Either he meant it or he meant to say "thats rad"

    • @rubybrunker7491
      @rubybrunker7491 4 года назад +14

      @@ivey
      double entendre perhaps

  • @aWildKITsune
    @aWildKITsune 4 года назад +4211

    Mark: "he's definitely an engineer"
    Also Mark:"this doesn't tell me any of their backgrounds! They must all be engineers!"

    • @seamusroryorion8192
      @seamusroryorion8192 4 года назад +114

      this was most frustrating lmao

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 года назад +15

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

    • @-_-murilo2865
      @-_-murilo2865 4 года назад +1

      ENGINEER!

    • @IdkIdk-go2fd
      @IdkIdk-go2fd 4 года назад +5

      It didnt matter who he killed -_- he coulda just let m all live

    • @IdkIdk-go2fd
      @IdkIdk-go2fd 4 года назад +26

      It said: mark a person, not mark a person with the marker of death

  • @Retinetin
    @Retinetin 2 года назад +46

    Mark in the beginnning: "I'm not KILLING people right? I mean I'm making the choice but I don't WANT them to die"
    Mark haflway through the video: 27:33

  • @goldenpig6453
    @goldenpig6453 2 года назад +135

    "I'm pissing out a fresh glass, I slug it down with a couple ice cubes!"
    -Markiplier, 2020

  • @hellfiregaming1241
    @hellfiregaming1241 4 года назад +2481

    *Teacher*: Now kids what did we learn today?
    *Class*: DONT GIVE MARK A DEATH NOTE

    • @kanetashadowfall4569
      @kanetashadowfall4569 4 года назад +27

      This comment is perfect

    • @zakariaahmadfauzan926
      @zakariaahmadfauzan926 4 года назад +35

      Don't give ryuk idea

    • @vidalial.1999
      @vidalial.1999 4 года назад +8

      Lol that was great

    • @Heroinedown
      @Heroinedown 4 года назад +15

      On the contrary, he would stop overpopulation before it even becomes a problem. I just hope I would be part of the survivors who get to recreate the world with some good looking girls.

    • @nyxarachne663
      @nyxarachne663 4 года назад +34

      @@Heroinedown I don't want to sound presumptuous, but I think Mark would write your name first.

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing 4 года назад +2442

    "I wanna go out in a tragic jetpack accident!"
    **Me, thinking of Unus Annus** : "Don't do it, Mark."

    • @confusedzekora
      @confusedzekora 4 года назад +10

      Don't do it or you might die your own words mark-

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 года назад +18

      Vio Van Helsing this whole play through felt like an unus annus video

    • @durian7717
      @durian7717 4 года назад +13

      The disclaimer song woulf be perfect for this

    • @retroliar
      @retroliar 4 года назад +7

      Don't try it, he has the high ground

    • @mastercheifgame9000
      @mastercheifgame9000 4 года назад +10

      Don't try this at home, if you do you might die. This is our disclaimer, pleas don't be that guy. Just let us do the thing you want to do. Be safe for me but be safe for you. Did du dududu duh

  • @_MoonlitStudios_
    @_MoonlitStudios_ 5 месяцев назад +24

    My dumbass thought we were the cat💀

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 24 дня назад +3

      My high monkey brain did the same thing for a moment 🍁

  • @rachelingram4143
    @rachelingram4143 2 года назад +47

    I had a history teacher, and his response to many of our questions was “all you have to do is die and pay taxes.”

  • @2230yt
    @2230yt 3 года назад +3679

    “Want some lemonade? It’s fresh pissed!”
    -Markiplier

  • @melodyastarsia1851
    @melodyastarsia1851 4 года назад +5036

    “You’re the marker of death. You mark people to die”
    Me: He’s a MARK APPLIER
    Much funnier in my head.

    • @iristhorne6521
      @iristhorne6521 4 года назад +48

      Preach lol

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 4 года назад +81

      I give props XD kept thinking "Mark them" was comical by his name, but I did not catch this obvious joke. Kudos lol

    • @Lightforeverandever
      @Lightforeverandever 4 года назад +13

      You lady are cute. u.u
      (Please dont get angry)

    • @allinorris
      @allinorris 4 года назад +14

      Underrated comment 😂👏

    • @jobroho9565
      @jobroho9565 4 года назад +11

      Made me laugh out loud for some reason

  • @edwardcole4732
    @edwardcole4732 2 года назад +111

    Mark should play this again, it's a full game.

    • @lazypanda4079
      @lazypanda4079 Год назад +3

      YESSS!!!

    • @samiasmith551
      @samiasmith551 10 месяцев назад

      I hope he does; I would like to see the whole playthrough.

  • @orbitalchaos8049
    @orbitalchaos8049 2 года назад +15

    27:00 I feel bad for Jewel Grey. It said substance abuse in the PAST. Poor dude.

  • @smleeish
    @smleeish 4 года назад +1949

    "The humans, you see ... Are constantly on a path to the Great Dying."
    Me (whispers): *Unus Annus*

    • @spaceboxpilot
      @spaceboxpilot 4 года назад +12

      the chant

    • @josephstalin8267
      @josephstalin8267 4 года назад +16

      I'm more of *COMU NNISM*

    • @labrador81meep54
      @labrador81meep54 4 года назад +3

      @@josephstalin8267 .... I see this comment... right when I'm learning about Cold War...

    • @scoutintime
      @scoutintime 4 года назад +5

      Memento Mori.

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 4 года назад +8

      u n u s a n n u s u N u S A N N U S

  • @julietherr4085
    @julietherr4085 4 года назад +783

    When Mark thought he was Fate: "WHAT A NEEERRD."
    When Mark found out he was Spawn 26: "Oh hello, boss! I love my job! I'll do anything for you, boss. I live to please you."

  • @cocooavu2907
    @cocooavu2907 2 года назад +76

    2:35 i swear his voice is perfect for voice acting or am I just obsessed with that laugh

  • @JasminemPolyanthum
    @JasminemPolyanthum Год назад +81

    Mark's voice ought to be a Controlled Substance.

  • @dp6769
    @dp6769 3 года назад +2891

    Mark: "I'm the dude with the glasses? What a NERD!"
    Also Mark: *literally wearing lasses*

  • @cyrus2430
    @cyrus2430 3 года назад +5384

    game: kill any human with a medical background.
    mark: *lets the immunologist live*

    • @danielrollins7426
      @danielrollins7426 2 года назад +114

      I just got to that part and had to find the comment that mentioned it. Thank you

    • @packwolf445
      @packwolf445 2 года назад +80

      Plastic surgery is medical

    • @mauve00
      @mauve00 2 года назад +49

      Plastic surgeon is more medical than immunologist.

    • @chelseahalliwell9533
      @chelseahalliwell9533 2 года назад +175

      @@mauve00 it says to kill anyone with a medical background so I think he was probably meant to kill both

    • @ockinho1695
      @ockinho1695 2 года назад

      @@mauve00 u've just written so much shit😂

  • @AIienFromMars
    @AIienFromMars 2 года назад +27

    Damn Mark's voice acting for Fate is perfect on this

  • @goldenleif
    @goldenleif 2 года назад +24

    I've played the actual game with voice acting and Mark's voiceover is remarkably similar to the actual voice in-game

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 4 года назад +1254

    Cawker is like Twitter but instead of being based on “tweet”, it’s based on “cawk”, which is the sound ravens tend to make, as ravens symbolize death

    • @thebiggestofchungi3538
      @thebiggestofchungi3538 3 года назад +40

      I like cawk

    • @maxboyd7350
      @maxboyd7350 3 года назад +53

      Nice cAWK

    • @buddhahart3
      @buddhahart3 3 года назад +13

      You may have looked a little too far into this, but I'm glad you did.

    • @10jimmy
      @10jimmy 3 года назад +3

      i liked marks version more

    • @stanhogenelst2555
      @stanhogenelst2555 3 года назад +24

      @@buddhahart3 uhm... Don't think you'd need to research to understand this joke, cause the symbol of the 'app' is literally a raven.

  • @matchstyx4866
    @matchstyx4866 4 года назад +432

    I played this game and I got a character named "Mark. F. Plier" unfortunately he was an Engineer... so oops he had to go

    • @leanapelagio6754
      @leanapelagio6754 4 года назад +15

      They missed the Opportunity

    • @chickenstrips3247
      @chickenstrips3247 4 года назад +1

      That's so weird

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 4 года назад +2

      I saw someone else comment something similar, though they didn't say the exact name they got. Perhaps it's the same character? It was on day 2 just like yours, so unless you copied their comment, that's probably a prototyped character (as opposed to randomly generated)and might be a reference

  • @Jerry_F
    @Jerry_F 2 года назад +14

    Anyone interested in this game, there’s a similar book named “Scythe” where in the future death doesn’t exist so they need a group of reapers to do it

  • @theexodeus
    @theexodeus 2 года назад +8

    22:35 “maybe you can find a way to forge this into a life thing” the absolute burn.

  • @BigBean987
    @BigBean987 4 года назад +672

    "There are 2 things in this world that are certain, Death and Markiplier being confused by his own incorrect choices in a game."
    Alexander Hamilton probably.

    • @vanessamorales5851
      @vanessamorales5851 4 года назад +2

      Thank you Big Bean, very cool!

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 4 года назад +1

      Wow we're really getting spammers in youtube. What a time to be alive.

    • @otakuwithinsomnia6465
      @otakuwithinsomnia6465 4 года назад +1

      Alexander would totally have said something like that tbh

    • @yubikyu
      @yubikyu 4 года назад +6

      @AlienZGamer You really just posted this on any comments near the top smh. Shouldn't people like a video because they....like it? Not because someone is desperate for likes? Why are the likes even important? Can't you just enjoy doing RUclips for what it is?

    • @ahacker3385
      @ahacker3385 4 года назад +1

      @AlienZGamer
      "Yeet lmao" are you 13 or 30?

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia 4 года назад +1758

    Alternative Title: Darkiplier does his part time job

    • @theboogeyman2590
      @theboogeyman2590 4 года назад +23

      Miss Vidzy i kinda want this to be a thing now

    • @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen
      @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen 4 года назад +5

      69th like... You're welcome.

    • @voidspawn8593
      @voidspawn8593 3 года назад +11

      I know im late but I feel like dark would be fate

    • @RandomRothbardian
      @RandomRothbardian 3 года назад +2

      I went from moral machine to this

    • @navia_png6939
      @navia_png6939 3 года назад +6

      @@voidspawn8593 I agree. especially the voice mark gives him. beautiful! 🥴

  • @andresrivera1911
    @andresrivera1911 2 года назад +11

    37:37
    "I lemonaded" "u want some"😂

    • @Takejiro24
      @Takejiro24 2 года назад

      Part got me wheeeeziing 😂

  • @an_fiach
    @an_fiach 2 года назад +22

    4:46
    *sigh* No, as in 'caw' like the sound made by crows and ravens, the birds associated with death

  • @Skymoc4
    @Skymoc4 4 года назад +514

    Mark: WHAT A NERD
    Also Mark: *looks like the guy in the game*

  • @jamescolachis8454
    @jamescolachis8454 4 года назад +711

    I just noticed that the thing with lemons is a joke about “when life gives you lemons”

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 года назад +32

      He also somehow made the action of peeing as "lemonading" and now I can't drink lemonade anymore without thinking about that (37:38)

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 4 года назад +13

      Get mad at life and yell “I don’t want your damn lemons!!!”

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 4 года назад +6

      @@LordDaret Demand Lifes manager!

    • @durian7717
      @durian7717 4 года назад +1

      Oh, really?

    • @kierarodriguez75
      @kierarodriguez75 4 года назад +2

      Your profile pic with your comments made me laugh

  • @bananathebeezu8732
    @bananathebeezu8732 2 года назад +7

    29:11
    “ I don’t neeeeed know”
    Earlier in the game: “THEY DONT HAVE BACKGROUNDS ON THIS PAPER”

  • @Aleph_Nulll
    @Aleph_Nulll Год назад +7

    His laugh at 2:33 sent chills down my spine.

  • @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824
    @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824 3 года назад +1816

    “Looks like someone was doing operation mid skydive.”
    Surgeon Simulator: 👀

  • @superkevin_021
    @superkevin_021 4 года назад +834

    Jack: What kind of names are these?
    Mark: These names are perfect.

    • @adamfroisland203
      @adamfroisland203 4 года назад +21

      There's a potential to get a person named "Luigi Wah," and I was so wishing he would get that person

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 года назад +1

      @@adamfroisland203 You and me both. 😂

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 2 года назад +5

    37:30 "Aww.. I lemonaded.. *want some?*

  • @tackyxtina
    @tackyxtina 6 месяцев назад +3

    19:41 Mark's "sounds like someone's on the naughty list" had me dying. I swear I watched that part like 10 times haha

  • @fonceas512
    @fonceas512 4 года назад +441

    This just adds to the fact that Mark could be a voice actor.

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 4 года назад +32

      Check out The Edge of Sleep! I listened to it on Spotify but it's available lots of places. It's so good!

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 4 года назад +32

      He IS a voice actor

    • @Arthur-mn1yd
      @Arthur-mn1yd 4 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @lordstrnge3493
      @lordstrnge3493 4 года назад +10

      @@judestarbabypup YES!!! I have binged that series several times and am still blown away by Mark's performance!

    • @sarahleeming8408
      @sarahleeming8408 4 года назад +3

      @@lordstrnge3493 WHY are you two talking about music in some random comment?

  • @Sullivanwicca
    @Sullivanwicca 4 года назад +884

    Fate: You're not supposed to kill every one!
    Grim Mark: Death comes to us all!
    Fate: What?
    Grim Mark: Memento Mori!

  • @nyran_the_kitten1758
    @nyran_the_kitten1758 Год назад +3

    This game reminds me a lot of the ‘Arc of a Scythe’ series. Especially the part where it says “Mark a human with an engineering or industrial background” sometimes the ones who are killed (or “gleaned” as they call it in Scythe) are killed for a reason, while others are seemingly random and it reminded me of when Rowan (Scythe Lucifer) was receiving his training to become a scythe

  • @unlucky4983
    @unlucky4983 2 года назад +8

    Has anybody considered that Markiplier could be a voice actor as his second job this dude is freaking amazing at doing the voices for the different characters.

  • @zFrostbyte.
    @zFrostbyte. 4 года назад +811

    Mark during videos where funny things happen: Nothing
    Mark when a guy sighs: *giggling intensifies*

    • @Josh0205
      @Josh0205 4 года назад +1

      @Anna! I love sех! Тар on my photo BET

    • @3van04
      @3van04 4 года назад +5

      Your Left Hand what

    • @Endilia
      @Endilia 4 года назад

      And that ladies and gentlemen is the logic of Markiplier.

  • @jessegd6306
    @jessegd6306 3 года назад +1507

    "Some sort of a medical calamity, maybe. Like an epidemic?"
    mmmmm, sounds about riiiiiight...

    • @libbybaxter6392
      @libbybaxter6392 3 года назад +34

      I was just thinking that so much of this points towards the pandemic

    • @ultrasourlemons9151
      @ultrasourlemons9151 3 года назад +38

      ‘Stimulus halted’ ‘combat superbug’ 👀👀

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 3 года назад +4

      👁👄👁

    • @sarahbunnell6632
      @sarahbunnell6632 3 года назад +3

      @@ultrasourlemons9151 i was coming here to say this lol

    • @tvz_luigi3233
      @tvz_luigi3233 3 года назад +22

      "Uploaded Feb 2020" a month before the pandemic hits the us

  • @AllTheBrightPlaces1231
    @AllTheBrightPlaces1231 2 года назад +30

    *Mark would be a great voice actor*

    • @Sparkle-hn1vr
      @Sparkle-hn1vr Год назад +3

      he voices in an awesome spotify podcast horror story. Its called the Edge of Sleep. Hes the main character. Youre welcome.

  • @evapunk333
    @evapunk333 2 года назад +3

    I like the names the game gave the people about to die. I saw Titus Groan and immediately recognized the name from Gormenghast.

  • @jacksongrant1450
    @jacksongrant1450 4 года назад +1320

    Fate: "Well, I'm very busy tonight so you may go home"
    Mark: "surethingthanksbosswantsomelemonade? F R E S H P I S S E D"

    • @IamSnooners.
      @IamSnooners. 4 года назад +1

      @Hooked On Chronics lol

    • @Sy-dj2ci
      @Sy-dj2ci 4 года назад +2

      fresh squeezed straight from the devil's lettuce

    • @sumwump2287
      @sumwump2287 4 года назад

      23:20

    • @thepeepeepoopooman2194
      @thepeepeepoopooman2194 4 года назад +1

      want some lemonade? its warm, cold, and freshly pissed

    • @Buzzing_Bumblebees
      @Buzzing_Bumblebees 4 года назад +1

      @@thepeepeepoopooman2194 and I said no thanks and I waddled away.

  • @xxxmokeyman3
    @xxxmokeyman3 3 года назад +1240

    Mark: "Let me get the Promotion achievement"
    Mark: Gets fired...twice

  • @maciej4250
    @maciej4250 Год назад +1

    31:48 I love this moment when Metroman says "And I love you, random citizen!", such an iconic line. It really shows us much about Metroman's character.

  • @bakilife2366
    @bakilife2366 Год назад +1

    This game kinda reminds me of Terry's Pratchett books about Death!! Love it

  • @i_inf0din254
    @i_inf0din254 4 года назад +415

    I am pretty sure Jack got the raise when he played this, there was a dialog option or something that said "wait, I am suppose to get paid for this?" or something like that and then Fate is like "oh yeah.. must have been an oversight, here you go" and he gives you coins that you can store in your desk drawer.

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 года назад +2

      @Jf Kaks Seem like someone visited Shadebase recently ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 4 года назад +2

      I think its because Jack followed the rules given to him.

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 года назад +10

      Correct! But, Jack was also on a full version of the game while Markiplier is playing the demo (we just hope he checks his mailbox to get the full version of the game >_>)

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 года назад +2

      Death and Taxes Game ayyyy wassup

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 года назад +2

      Death and Taxes Game yeah I really hope he does too. The game is actually pretty cool! Nice job

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 года назад +564

    Fate: I understand all this death must be weighing on you
    Mark: Nah, boss, I’m feelin’ great! Can I work overtime?
    Fate: ....

    • @Nuruhraven
      @Nuruhraven 3 года назад +6

      XD I'd say 'sure' if I was Fate lmao

  • @h3r0ofhyrule
    @h3r0ofhyrule 2 года назад +3

    Mark must hate sand…

  • @waterlillytherainwing960
    @waterlillytherainwing960 2 года назад +4

    I'm casually sitting here painting lemons and Mark just keeps talking about lemonade

  • @IcyRegret64
    @IcyRegret64 4 года назад +1476

    Nobody:
    Jackson P Ortega: *Has a bad day*
    Mark: i see you have chosen DEATH

    • @ellisgames5648
      @ellisgames5648 4 года назад +16

      Jackson look like mark

    • @Mast3rBeta
      @Mast3rBeta 4 года назад +3

      "You're already in the deep end, so why not go deeper???" *Death*

    • @liamcoy5865
      @liamcoy5865 4 года назад +1

      no its:sounds like someone wants to dieee~

  • @vibbry.0252
    @vibbry.0252 4 года назад +377

    "You'll be an office drone till the day you die, which is today."
    Jesus Mark

    • @gabrielboorom6196
      @gabrielboorom6196 4 года назад +11

      Markiplier in Death Note.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 года назад +10

      I love the way how unseriously serious Mark takes this game.

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon 2 года назад +4

    Mark is so good at voicing villains

  • @fallenaster3713
    @fallenaster3713 2 года назад +3

    Honestly I would love if you did a play through of the full game

  • @pay2cusername845
    @pay2cusername845 4 года назад +615

    Mark: “This guy experiments with brakes, that’s pretty rad.”
    A minute later
    Random kid: x_x
    Mark: “I knew it, that a$$hole experimented with brakes!”

    • @inconnn
      @inconnn 4 года назад

      i mean to be fair the thing said it was because of faulty brakes

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 4 года назад +1

      Did you read it or even listen to mark? the game clearly said because of experimental brakes

    • @cammack052
      @cammack052 4 года назад

      Mark doesn’t believe in the future of brakes

  • @TimeBandit940
    @TimeBandit940 4 года назад +207

    *Mark reads name*
    Mark: "Oh wow, such awesome names! props to the devs for such imagination!"
    *Jack reads name*
    Jack: "... You're gonna die."

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 4 года назад +2

      want sum matches to burn em

    • @matchstyx4866
      @matchstyx4866 4 года назад +5

      @AlienZGamer idk have you been a hUge fAn oF mArK sInCe bEfOrE 2020?!??.?!1

  • @xspeedyjjx7419
    @xspeedyjjx7419 Месяц назад +1

    Mark: “don’t judge me! I judge you!”
    Someone: Judges Mark*
    Mark: marks them for death*

  • @SG-ft8dt
    @SG-ft8dt 10 месяцев назад +2

    i read this title as "death and texas" and it still made enough sense for me to watch it 😭

  • @theskitzled4468
    @theskitzled4468 3 года назад +711

    "I'm not trying to make a judgement call here, I just decide who lives & dies"
    -Markipler 2020

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 4 года назад +818

    45:44
    "You're fired!"
    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    "You can't quit, I quit!"
    "You can't quit, you're a frog!"
    "You can't frog me, you're my wife!"
    "I'm not your wife, you're my wife!"
    "Oh hey honey, how was work?"
    "Pretty good, but I quit my job."
    "You can't quit your job, you're fired!"
    "AAHHHH!"

    • @Noalogy
      @Noalogy 4 года назад +34

      you copied that from afdsmovie but I’m fine with that

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 4 года назад +7

      ASDF YAYYYYY HI FREN!!

    • @ashermiddleton9458
      @ashermiddleton9458 4 года назад +8

      I like trains

    • @orf2072
      @orf2072 4 года назад +2

      @@Noalogy which one?

    • @cat-fz1ym
      @cat-fz1ym 4 года назад +2

      Lmao yes

  • @orionwolfie2015
    @orionwolfie2015 2 года назад +30

    mark's voice acting is actually great for these types of characters

  • @certifiednolife
    @certifiednolife 7 месяцев назад +2

    21:30
    what your mom says will happen when you forgot the empty the dishwasher

  • @eveting9447
    @eveting9447 4 года назад +506

    Alternate title: 'Mark Falls for Fate and Makes Too Much Lemonade'

    • @Norable426
      @Norable426 4 года назад +7

      I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?!

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 4 года назад +9

      Windeus When life gives you lemons, you say, “I don’t want your damn lemons! I’m gonna burn your house down with
      *c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад +2

      PoisonTippedSword Y E S

  • @saulcaneloalvarez1116
    @saulcaneloalvarez1116 4 года назад +588

    Mark: what a nerd
    Also guy: looks like Wilford worfstache

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 18 дней назад

    Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.
    And always asks about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

  • @teenee1331
    @teenee1331 Год назад +1

    39:22 just randomly sings the most angelic symphony to ever touch my eardrums

  • @leme9909
    @leme9909 4 года назад +455

    This game knew COVID-19 was gonna happen

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 3 года назад +1848

    22:00 I just realized it says she's 20, and damn. That's the oldest 20 year old ever, so y'know what, they were probably gonna die anyway!

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 3 года назад +65

      "No officer, she wasn't underage, she was the oldest 16 year old I'd ever seen!"
      also yoo it's the car guy

    • @gilbertosantos2806
      @gilbertosantos2806 3 года назад +16

      What are you doing here

    • @combatfr
      @combatfr 3 года назад +11

      no 24:58 has the oldest 21 year old and when she was 20 she was one year and younger but she would still be a higher age because if you reversed time by one then the other girl would be one age down as well. haha get rekt

    • @lumk
      @lumk 3 года назад +4

      35:54

    • @zdxvoid
      @zdxvoid 3 года назад +4

      Hey Bladed

  • @TheRedBeet
    @TheRedBeet 18 дней назад +1

    I love watching mark play these like, the 5.8% of people who haven’t started a game yet: 💀

  • @rune_ined
    @rune_ined Год назад +1

    cant believe it's been two years since this video. i remember watching this and being absolutely excited to watch future gameplay for the full thing

  • @infinitylord4187
    @infinitylord4187 4 года назад +457

    Mark: don’t read much into that I don’t like children dying
    Also Mark: all right let’s start with the Younghans

  • @stctoasties2287
    @stctoasties2287 4 года назад +138

    I love how most of his play throughs in these type of games is he’s either pure tactics or the worst form of embodied chaos

  • @Majora404err01r
    @Majora404err01r 5 месяцев назад +1

    "the only things constant in this world are death and taxes, luckily i've got both!" -Skeleton Merchant, Terraria

  • @rafa-kt5br
    @rafa-kt5br 2 года назад +2

    i hope mark continues playing this! it's really very very interesting and he seems to enjoy the demo a lot

  • @raptor2265
    @raptor2265 3 года назад +517

    If anyone is wondering, the full quote is by Benjamin Franklin:
    "Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes"

    • @kazuyajones5122
      @kazuyajones5122 3 года назад +8

      Nice

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 года назад +6

      What does it mean though.

    • @ChaosKing210
      @ChaosKing210 3 года назад +45

      @@kagemushashien8394 Basically it’s saying that the framework/workings of the constitution seem permanent (or simply imply that it could be permanent) but nothing in the world is certain to happen except death and taxes. Death because everything dies (the more obvious of the two) and taxes because throughout human history we’ve almost always had some form of taxes we were expected to pay

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 года назад +5

      @@ChaosKing210 ah thx.

    • @saucesaucesaucesauce1380
      @saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 года назад +1

      *(edited)*

  • @jau5652
    @jau5652 Год назад +2

    I wish he'd play this again , it looks super fun

  • @archangel2174
    @archangel2174 12 дней назад +1

    (4 years late, I know.) This game is reminiscent of the book Scythe. Always thought it was a cool concept!

  • @Airheadangelo
    @Airheadangelo 4 года назад +477

    Game talks about a superbug creeping around and causing world issues.
    2020: YOU RANG?

  • @boredguy6108
    @boredguy6108 3 года назад +463

    Boss:
    "Good job grim"
    Mark:
    "Yea boss, love you boss, love my job boss😚😚😚"

    • @oooohshiny8134
      @oooohshiny8134 2 года назад +3

      Commander Manikan: Yes-Man readings have reached unprecedented levels. The source must be contained or neutralized.
      Special Agent Jennie (Male): Who is the target, sir.
      Commander Manikan: Mark Edward Fischbach. Male. Approximately 30 years of age. He is a popular American RUclipsr, podcast host, and filmmaker. He is currently in Los Angeles, California, playing a game titled "Death and Taxes", in which, unfortunately for him, he decided to be a little too obedient and polite to one of the characters. However, he is, based on our records, a morally upright person. You should be able to get him to stop simply by explaining what you need him to do and why. However, if he does not comply, you will have to contain him. Please try to resolve this as peacefully as possible, his disappearance would cause a lot of problems.
      Special Agent Jennie (Female): Understood.
      Special Agent Jennie (Male): Understood.

    • @outland9872
      @outland9872 Год назад +1

      and that's how the apocalypse happened

  • @ReusableRocket
    @ReusableRocket 2 года назад +2

    This game is so simple yet so effective, I love it lol. I’m glad that the developers added impact on what happens with each person’s death, it gives the game much more depth. Good job developers!

  • @ZzzMeep
    @ZzzMeep 2 года назад

    I just got the game!
    I'm enjoying it so much too. Hope you get to continue playing this, Mark. There are more characters and stories to go through beyond simply choosing who lives or dies.

  • @thegalacticnugget7474
    @thegalacticnugget7474 4 года назад +415

    When Mark gets kid profiles:
    "Now this is where the fun begins."