SNAAAAAAAAAAIL!!! | Half Dead 3
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Игры
Bob: trying to stay alive and make the right choices
Mark: runs into every room as quickly as possible
Wade: picks all the death rooms
Yea noting in weird here
A perfect balance
Nah wade should be extra boot,
Jow
a soul for a soul for a soul
"I got decapitated in a room full of crabs!"
This game produces great out of context lines.
Robux
Yeah, I'm crabby. And do you wanna know why?
@@antonhagbox02 Give me your bank account
@@antonhagbox02 *I have c r a b s*
Snails, Crabs, Pissing Lava…
Yea, it’s out of context lines is great
1:41 Lixian, your work did not go unnoticed 😂
Mark: I’m not a masochist
Also Mark: Turn it up to nightmare
(25:07) Mark: "Hey, we got a friend coming in" | It made me for some reason laugh so hard. 😂
This is the funniest part of the video I’m literally crying😂🤣🤣 9:50
When humans discover fire for the first time:
fIrE
13:44 this sound effect killed me
1:01 “Let’s do Hurt Me Plenty”
- Markiplier ‘Not A Masochist’ Fischbach
"Would you like some orange?"
*throws shoe*
I laughed way too much at the timing of that!
14:46 "I got decapitated in a room full of crabs!"
That...was one of the most glorious sentences I have ever heard. It's up there with "my hovercraft is full of eels."
i love wades commitment to death sounds
Man i honestly love the way Lixian edits those Videos. He deserves a raise
Wade yelling “oh, the fire” in faux fear and then screaming “THE SNAIL” in genuine terror fucking killed me
Is it just me or does “pissing dragon” sound like a fake fancy Chinese restaurant
14:01
@@oliversawyer8858 crouching tiger, pissing dragon
@@up-set1451 lol exactly
The SHEER FUCKING PANIC is his voice as soon as he saw the snail just *THE SNAIL*
The Snail comes, you cannot stop it Mark, just accept it
The fact that there's no period at the end makes it slightly more sinister
Fear it, run from it, snail arrives all the same.
“you cannot stop it mark, just accept it”
Unus Annus
D O N O T R E S I S T
Ayo
"theyre just boxing gloves, what're they gonna do? hit me?"
*gets hit*
Almost 900 likes and no replies...
That's a first
Hey! Whyd they hit me :(
Really stole this comment and got more likes than the original commenter s my h
@@josephpoisel5610 the egg one got more likes lol
Roses are bright
Violets are pale
Write on Wade's tombstone:
"The fire! THE SNAIL!"
🤣🤣🤣 13:56
🤣🤣🤣
This here is some tip top quality poetry!
Deal
Best part of the episode 🤣 Must’ve replayed it a dozen times so far
Mark, Wade, and Bob seeing a deadly, certain death trap: "Lmao"
Mark, Wade, and Bob seeing snail: "ITS THE SNAIL!!!!!"
Lololol then SNAAAAAAAAIL will never get old 🤣
@@rounakulkabir480 the more days you will do this, the less chance they'll do it
Timestamp please?
13:56 if anyone wants to know
@@v1tekhorejsi798 13:56
"I won, how do I have the lowest score?"
Basically every episode of Distractible
HEE HO
Extra points for having already won
I am bleeding, making me the victor.
14:02
"THE SNAAAIIL!" -Wade
22:17
"Snaaaaaail!" -Mark
22:30
"SNAAAAAAAAIL!" -Mark, again
24:02
"SnaaaaaAAAAAAAIL!" -Mark, for the third time
24:23
"Oh god- SNAAAAAAIL!" -Mark, can you not yell so much about snails please
24:28
"Oh! OH GOD- THE SNAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAIL!" -Mark, literally finding every room with a snail in it
9:19 and 12:12 SNAIL
GET THIS COMMENT UP IN TEH COMMENTS
25:10
SNA-HA-HA-HAIIIL!!
Best parts of the video
33:26 Wade screaming SNAIL
I see that Mark is still a god at this game. Running around aimlessly and still finding the end
They did play a game like this before, right? Or am I becoming crazy?
@@dolopdieren Yeah, they played the first and second half dead games
That’s just how he always wins xd
Isn't that the point of the game ..to run through a big ol maze of rooms?
@@Zwellop yes but you have to be strategic, he’s just running around aimlessly
9:36 I love how utterly blindsided Mark is by the Elephant Man. Can’t even figure out a way to describe them.
Yes!
I’ve seen this video like 20 times in total and I didn’t realize he was an elephant until reading this.
I just love that everyone immediately understands the danger of The Snail
The fact that wade died INSTANTLY, this is too funny
Hilarious
@Lite Cosmo not you
One of the last times it was always mark dying
Man, I remember when Mark stepped in a trap room two times in a row
Spoiler wtf
Half-Dead in a nutshell:
"If you stand in that room for more than 5 seconds you will die."
"But it's not *instant* death..."
I mean it is 5 seconds death, it's not milliseconds death he right tho
You have a point🧽👉
Day 2 of asking make to play terraria with Bob and wade
But did you mean in a SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLL SHEELLLL
but it could be, if you really want it to be
“It’s like minesweeper.”
Me, 26 years old, finally learning how minesweeper is played: 👁👄👁
literally never knew how minesweeper worked, thank you 3 stooges
would recommend its fun
Me,14 years old, learning the same thing:
👁️.👁️
@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 im still confused
@@tweenytwinkies like the rooms,the number on it is how many next to it are dangerous
Bob: *enters maze*
Bob: *walks out of maze casually on fire* "hey what's up!"
I'm going in the maze
Oh fire I'm leaving the maze
hey ron
hey billy
Mark saying “it’s fine” over and over is now my way of calming down.
amogus
Gtfo flashbacks wen they alerted an enemy n kept shouting "it's fine" wen trying 2 kill them b4 waking them all up, lol
And "ima big boi" 😂😂😂
I mean I said it before subbing him so....
Even when he's screaming it? 😅
Wade just screaming "IM ON THE FUCK ME EXPRESS." Made me laugh so fucking hard. XD
23:56
IM “IN” THE FUCK ME EXPRESS 😂😂😂😂
Mark: "I'm not masochist"
Also mark: "hurt me a lot"
Please refer to his Amazon self defense video
@Alex: The Movie shut up bot
so many troll kids
"Lets do hurt me so much"
Masochism at its finest
mark: laughing evilly
bob: singing about the danger he’s in
wade: screaming
😂😂😂😂
😂
That’s a pretty accurate description to sum up every other video with Mark, Bob and Wade
@@RandomOfficalAccount 😂
Day 2 of asking make to play terraria with Bob and wade
I love the sheer terror behind Wade screaming, ”THE SNAIL” 13:56
Don't listen one comment above me ^^^
I accidentally clicked on this in class and everyone was blessed with Mark talking about his muscles
They were blessed indeed
HAHAHAHA yes they were
@Lite Cosmo in ur dreams
@Lite Cosmo yeah and I'm ms piggy
@YeaMan first step to being barely as good as mark: learn how to fucking spell page
Nothing better than Wade screaming outta nowhere; "The SNAIL!!!!"
It honestly really makes me happy to hear that. Idk is it just the chaos from it?
@@DeathProductions200 And just how abrupt it is XD
The time at 14:02 ?
“ I got decapitated in a room full of crabs”
nearly killed me XD
“Uh, is this GameStop?”
“Okay, yeah. I’d like to preorder one copy if WiiTried?”
The dragon that is constantly breathing fire and pissing lava is one of the most... something...creature designs I've ever seen. I'm not sure if the proper term is fascinating, interesting, or hilarious.
Peculiar. lol
Eccentric
@@Hana1LuLu "I'm eccentric and therefore must do a eccentric shit"
@@blackstar-wx1tq "Shut UP, Dear Furry!"
It's both funny and sad how Bob's meme quotes go unnoticed: "He needs some milk", "No head? Breaks skateboard", etc.
Wade made the no head reference so much that it became a joke between the three of them
Sk8r boy: "So no head?"
*BREAKS SKATEBOARD*
Headless Horsegirl:
*DISAPPOINTED GURGLES*
That’s just kinda the way it goes when you have more than two idiots playing a game together. I’d know, I am one of many
I never not notice them, and every single one I cry laugh too.
You’re the top comment with a troll face icon.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
14:02
I don't think anyone but Wade could've said that so perfectly.
Pissing Dragon and Hidden Snail: a Bob, Mark, and Wade Tale
Sounds like an ancient martial arts move an old man would teach me "The way of the Pissing Dragon and Hidden Snail"
The Pissing Dragon sounds like a bar 😂💀
I think the pissing dragon need a lot of diapers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Lixian throwing cheerful noises over exploding snails is something I didn't know I needed today.
I snorted so loud at that my cat woke up!
when they ate all the shit at the beginning and left but a crumb and wade was like "isnt this how we're supposed to heal??" had me dead lmfao
Yea I didn't know how the game works so wade mentioning what it was for killed me 😂😭
The enemy that just follows them with an axe is fucking hilarious.
ikr
“Eh, they have to be careful and cautious, I’ll catch up, eventually. “
He walks so nonchalantly
The snail carried this episode
You notice how he looked like a certain RUclipsr cough cough Gorillaphant
"Land mines!" Wade tell his allies in an alert tone, before casually stating, "those are bad by the way."
Mark: "hurt me so much"
_"people might mistake me for some sort of masochist"_
Mark: I'm not a masochist
Also Mark: Let's do 'Hurt Me Plenty' :)
@Lite Cosmo wow I'd like to see u fail miserably
@@UtahFinalBoss No need, they're already failing just by botting so obviously.
@YeaMan no ur not better than markiplier
Yes Hurt Me Plenty is a difficulty level in Vanilla Doom yes
32:45 The cut from Bob managing the rooms to Wade with a broken back, flying from room to room while on fire. God I love this
Wade's scream of pure unadulterated terror at 13:54 is my new favourite thing
“Can the lasers kill him?? Well, time to find out! We’re goin’ in, baby! Ooooh, the fire!
*_THE 丂 几 卂 | ㄥ !!!!!”_*
please animate bob and mark eating the food while wade just watches lol
yessss
Mark: "Im not a Masochist!"
Also Mark: "Hurt me so much"
@@rounakulkabir480 good luck my dude
@@johnkyledeguzman1211 Appreciate it man
Immediately whst I thought
I went looking for if someone said it cause that was my immediate thought
25:41 I love the way Mark says “No, it cannot be!” it always cracks me up
Also love the noise he makes at 25:54
36:37 - can we just take a moment to appreciate the time lixian put in to make this for it to only be on screen for a second
The bottom corner says (THREEPEENS) lol
Rated E for "Everyone Tried"
Ikr it's awesome
r/sbubby
Well you don’t know if Lixian made that bit-
All three editors are credited lmao
Wade: 'Everything's fine!'
Also Wade: *IMMEDIATELY DECAPITATED BY LASER*
And Crabs
“We’re going back.” said Wade, threateningly.
I personally got major Uno: Flip flashbacks when he said that…
@@AllenMZim Same!
@@AllenMZim Right before Mark gets blasted
Marks immediate reaction of fear when seeing the snail tells me that he has
A. Taken the million dollars
B. Is immortal
Never thought i'd see that reference here!
my thoughts exactly
Just pour salt on it
15:45 the mystery of Mark's boot.
Boot count: 1/2
Visually: Left foot no boot
Visually: Boot still on the ground
Mark: All right I got my boot back.
He didnt get his boot
think he mistook his foot as his boot
Not only did he not get his boot but he was also trying to pick up the boot that bob threw.
@@Elle... and Bob tried to grab his. I don't know how they didn't notice that or try grabbing the opposite boot
@@stormyknight7777 yeah lol i think bob realized afterwards and that’s what he was trying to tell mark when he was claiming that he got his shoe
"Hurt me *SO MUCH!* "
-Mark "not a masochist" Fishbach, 2021
The heart, soul, and emotion that Wade had when he screamed “SNAIL!!” was gut wrenching
"the overlord just watched us put down this entire table of food like snakes eating an egg"
Or like mark eating anything apparently according to that new stream 😂
which new stream?
@@samfinkjensen The newest Distractable episode. Believe they may have done it live on Twitch again. The ep came out today if you want to listen. Quite an interesting thing to learn about Mark lol
for those who don't know and aren't looking to go listen to Distractible (which you really should, it’s as chaotic as you expect anything to be when these three are together and it’s great), Mark has apparently recently realized that he eats food without actually tasting it. He just wolfs it down. So he's been making it his mission to eat slower and actually contemplate the taste, which has led him to realize that some foods that he thought were his favorites don't taste all that good (I.e. chipotle)
Mark was scared of the snail because he took the deal. That explains why he's a successful youtuber. And that explains why he's a masochist. After being alive for so long, he just wants to feel something.
👀
It's all connecting together now!! I'm so glad I have another person intellectual enough to understand Snail lore.
@@box.of.seraphims9207 Snail lore?
@@box.of.seraphims9207 only a select few understand deep snail lore, the rest will just be confused with the idea of a salt maze
@@youtubeviewer8051 And a ball of tungsten. Can't forget that sucker-
Funfact the food function is based off the horror movie "The Platform" Im assuming if the boys ever payed attention to it what it would do is everytime you ate food it would never be replenished. So the more layers you go down the less healing would be avaible to you
Yes I was looking to see whether anyone understood that reference!
i was thinking it but didn’t think it would actually be it!! very interesting
Does anyone else get the impression Mark says "I'm the best" out of impulsiveness?
Never thought I would hear 3 grown men scream snail in fear but here we are
Mark’s videos with Bob and Wade just hit different
honestly. Best trio on youtube
@@kimnamnuts name another trio lol
@@jw5386 Frank, Max, and Ian
@@jw5386 Delirious, Cartoonz and Squirrel
U right
I did not think that I would laugh at someone saying snail. Yet here I am, dying of laughter like a bloody jester whenever any of them say snail. This video is honestly been one of the funniest videos that I've seen in a while and it really made my day. Thanks, Mark.
Btw, if you want timestamps for every single time Mark says "snail", here it is:
9:21, 11:18, 12:14, 12:25, 22:17, 22:30, 24:02, 24:24, 24:29, 25:10, 29:02, 30:16
Honestly, its like spongebob with how it activates my ADHD
Every time theres a snail in this video, I scream "snail" because my ADHD has taken over and my common sense is gone
@@kitkatzalamode9839 Snail is DEFINITELY going to be one of my stims this week.
Them seeing a very deadly trap: *Goes into it*
Them seeing a snail: *"SNAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!"*
Mark:" Hurt me plenty"
Also Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
*Denial is but the first step on the road to enlightenment*
He’s been stuck on that step for a while now 😂
Actually, I believe it's the first stage of grief.
I read that as "Daniel", lol.
Cause great discomfort to me at a moderate rate
@@Haaalp Yes, Daniel is but the first step on the road to enlightenment
Mark : "I'm not a masochist, guys"
Not even past the first 5 minutes : [1:01]
Bro holy shit wait istg I’ve read a comment from you on an old SCP video wtf
SCP dr tier list
S: Dr Pepper
A: Dr secks
B:
C:
D:
E:
F: Dr Bright
Shit: All the others
lava dragon, S N A I L, and the “friend” was the besttt
*the pissing lava dragon
mark: im not a masochist
Also mark: picks the "hurt me plenty" game option.
Wade: “SNAIL!”
Markiplier: “I am not a masochist.”
Me: “The two never fail to make me laugh.”
well make did say SNAAAAAAIL a lot too
WADE: hooo the fire... THE SNAIL!!! 13:54
Mark winning despite having the lowest score made him more flask-id than his inability to break those two flasks to get out of that deadly room.
Wade: "Oh look some fire, that's ni- THE SNAIL!!!!"
Mark: "hurt me plenty"
Don't worry guys, he's not a masochist. He just wants to test how much his body can handle
Edit: Please kindly report those bots in the replies
I miss Unus Annus
What, and copying every other boring "mark isn't a masochist" spam comment doesn't constitute you as a bot? Be original and then ask us to report the bots.
@@nomoretwitterhandles somebody's got some anger issues 👀🤣
@@nomoretwitterhandles be not cringe and we’ll un dislike your comments
@@nomoretwitterhandles Looks like someone got anger issues
Mark in any other game: *runs up to things that would logically hurt you and dies*
Mark in this game: "This doesn't look fatal, but im not gonna risk it."
14:01 - ooooooo the fire…….. the SNAIL 🐌
had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Bob and Wayde: trying to find the exit
Mark who just opens random doors: Wow exit
12:00
"Where's wade?"
"Oh. He's in the hole."
**BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR**
i love the interconnected web of youtubers and inside jokes
*Mark Stares into a room full of lava and giant Flamethrowers*
Mark: "Well its not...deadly."
The very first room that Wade enters is a death room... *Ah memories.*
All the fun of HD2, but now with lava-pissing dragons, mukbang rooms and Š̷͎̽a̶͑͜r̴̰̍̿a̵̗͋h̴̟̹͌
I love how Mark just gets through like four of the levels by himself with everyone else just fucking dying constantly and then fucking he dies and everyone else just last like 10 seconds without Mark just screaming constantly till they die
I'm dying at the fact that Wade died almost instantly and they both could've done everything in ther power to save him but instead just watch+comment as he's screaming
"Aaaaaaaaaahhh...
Well that's a damn shame.""
-Mark
😂😂
To be fair that was before Mark noticed the tip about breaking flasks on doors lmao
The shear amount of resources to build this building is insane.
I think Lixian is a great editor because he understands comedic timing in terms of animation. He can look at a scene and take it out of extreme context in the most ridiculous way.
Legit crying laughing at his edit of mark as a medium “wade are you there, are you in the room with us” 😂
i just love it when wade pierced through my soul by saying THE SNAIL, it really hit my heart- so many emotions.
Everyone: "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!"
Eventually that will become the go to word for critical situations. Such as, everyone realizing the Titanic is going to sink because of damage from an iceberg.
"I got decapitated in a room full of crabs ;-; " Like bro i straight died.
Crab rave
Shhh they rule the islands
15:53 "weh, got it on my screen."
The screen: 👟 *X1*
Me scrolling in class: *accidentally clicks this notification*
Also me: “wait wait no, oh it’s markiplier, this is fine.”
@Alex: The Movie @litecosmo can you two cut it out?!
@Alex: The Movie stop attacking other creators.
@@multifanderisverycrafty there are a ton of bots in the comments, you can report them for spam when you see them
Before reading the game in the title, the thumbnail made me think this was Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. Maybe a 3 player mode feature. But I'll take this.
1:00
Wade: What difficulty do we want?
Mark (the not masochist): *LET’S DO “HURT ME PLENTY”!*
As someone who played doom hurt me plenty is normal diff
Bruh like 90% of these comments are
"Mark : im not a masochists"
"Also mark : hurt me plenty"
0:05 *Rare moments where Markiplier is flexing his inner Metroman muscles*
Look at these bazongas.
17:07 When someone messages you but your phone is set on Silent.
"They're just boxing gloves, what are they gonna do, hit me?"
23:33 *BONK*
Just wanna take a moment to complement marks thumbnails, every one of them is super clean and he doesn't do too much click bait, you can tell whoever makes them spends a lot of time on it so whoever that is, thank you!
i thought you meant… the nails… on his thumbs… and i was like weird but acceptable
lixian lol he has a whole youtube channel thats amazing and he also writes all the subtitles for all marks games
actually didn't he said he was experimenting with thumbnails himself? he also said that him and Ethan in Unus Annus did some all of the thumbnails?
It’s lixian
I totally didn’t need to do this but I did anyway.
Snail encounters
9:19
12:10
13:57
22:16
22:28
24:00
24:20
24:28
25:07
29:02
30:14
30:28
31:48
33:25
34:17
35:58
Bonuses
*Gasp* F i r e!
9:50
I’m this is the end of me
13:06
Flaaaasks
16:58
Lotta fours
18:33
Gonna hurt me?
23:27
Eat with MEEE
24:40
It’s Fine *dies*
25:49
26:37
Crab death
27:14
13:57 is my favorite snail moment the way wade yells.😂
Never in a million years has there been a more accurate video title.
Markiplier flexing his muscles reminds me so much of what Jack did a few videos ago
@YeaMan no you don’t
@Lite Cosmo well you're worse so
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THESE BOTS
Every time they yelled "THE SNAIL" got me dying of laughter!
No one:
Mark: gets scared by a snail
Me and the snail at the end of the world: you know, I don't blame him
Lmao
@Lite Cosmo boy
Honestly he should be. Them fuckers explode. Lmao
The immortal snail that caught up to me