THROWING SHARKS TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE | Bad Guy at School

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  • Опубликовано: 2 авг 2020
  • Bad Guy at School is similar to Goat Simulator in that it doesn't make any sense at all. But hey! Goofy fun and broken physics are always a good time!
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @cassiopeia36
    @cassiopeia36 3 года назад +7357

    "Is this a pool?"
    "No, this is a library."
    A common mistake.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 3 года назад +182

      Can confirm
      Libraries and pools are _very_ easy to get confused

    • @bradlawonn9042
      @bradlawonn9042 3 года назад +132

      You are swimming in knowledge.

    • @XionsEmpire
      @XionsEmpire 3 года назад +69

      This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub

    • @limey4242
      @limey4242 3 года назад +27

      @@anttipekkap Ahhh, I can see you are a man of culture!

    • @olenhol2przez4
      @olenhol2przez4 3 года назад +5

      At my uni its literaly wrong turn in shaded part of a corridor. If you are from said building, you often end up in the other place by mistake

  • @savvy3451
    @savvy3451 3 года назад +4166

    Mark: *passive aggressively pogoing towards you*
    **”Give me your money”**

    • @KayeTheDragon
      @KayeTheDragon 3 года назад +77

      Not really “passive” aggressive, though, was it

    • @Theemeraldgamestone
      @Theemeraldgamestone 3 года назад +38

      It all starts at 15:00

    • @snackeater4990
      @snackeater4990 3 года назад +61

      more like aggressive aggressive

    • @ulfgard4734
      @ulfgard4734 3 года назад +57

      Guys, give him a break. He's just doing unto others that which Pogostuck has done unto him.

    • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
      @dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 года назад +18

      The bouncing is aggressive, his tone is just really relaxed...

  • @ash-jx3zk
    @ash-jx3zk 3 года назад +8468

    “exploiting obscure bugs” is my personal favorite markiplier game strategy

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 3 года назад +20

      Same

    • @meatytofu45
      @meatytofu45 3 года назад +3

      Ye

    • @darqv9358
      @darqv9358 3 года назад +39

      That has been my personal game strategy since the womb

    • @issacchannel1289
      @issacchannel1289 3 года назад +13

      Its the Markiplier way

    • @zentasyndrome8522
      @zentasyndrome8522 3 года назад +56

      I read this as "exploiting obscure drugs" and I was terribly confused

  • @neaht6169
    @neaht6169 3 года назад +3422

    Imagine seeing a grandma, chef and a student playing catch with a shark.

    • @svoidsofinfinitechaos9367
      @svoidsofinfinitechaos9367 2 года назад +125

      Only to then levitate into space.

    • @chelsearoses22
      @chelsearoses22 2 года назад +66

      Just like Grandpa used to do.

    • @DaedSixes
      @DaedSixes 2 года назад +60

      Another normal day in Florida

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 2 года назад +24

      @@DaedSixes
      As a Floridian, I can confirm this. This is a typical weekday for us.

    • @coochiecrumbs3526
      @coochiecrumbs3526 Год назад +15

      Imagine seeing a chef send said Grandma and student into the shadow realm

  • @jollycrab1897
    @jollycrab1897 3 года назад +4931

    Objective: Prevent student from throwing a nerd into the pool
    Mark: Throws nerd into pool
    Mission Failed
    Mark: I've done it.

    • @Yoanka
      @Yoanka 3 года назад +201

      Mission failed successfully.

    • @liamconnolly3897
      @liamconnolly3897 3 года назад +62

      @@Yoanka Task failed successfully.

    • @compostedhumanwaste
      @compostedhumanwaste 3 года назад +6

      JollyCrab please edit this so people don’t see the replies to shield the kids eyes.

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 года назад +8

      @@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 BOT!

    • @ashleycat4
      @ashleycat4 3 года назад +5

      @@catherinevo6060 Report it

  • @trevorbuchh
    @trevorbuchh 3 года назад +3994

    The thought of a mugger on a pogo stick hopping around saying, “Give me your money,” in such a calm tone, is hilarious to me.

    • @frogofdisgust5366
      @frogofdisgust5366 3 года назад +76

      Aw hell yes I'm giving him my money considering his speed rushing at me

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 года назад +31

      @@frogofdisgust5366 .....bouncing on my head.

    • @therussianspudzilla5081
      @therussianspudzilla5081 3 года назад +15

      I tried to reanact this and I could stop laughing at the calm give me ur money

    • @MeteoricMist
      @MeteoricMist 3 года назад +17

      Straight up something out of Impractical Jokers is what it is lol

    • @serotoninghost
      @serotoninghost 3 года назад +9

      Chaotic Neutral

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 3 года назад +5198

    “We’ve broken the surly bonds of gravity and are ascending deep into the starless sky” is such a fuckin raw line oh my god

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 года назад +286

      Yeah bob kinda has a crazy gift for that sort of stuff. Great vocabulary and improv skills i guess lol

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen 3 года назад +44

      @@macncheesy0548 do you mean bob lmao

    • @justinpietro6293
      @justinpietro6293 3 года назад +54

      It's from a poem called "High Flight."

    • @thermospice6617
      @thermospice6617 3 года назад +13

      What does raw line mean?

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 года назад +12

      @@samfinkjensen yeah sorry lol

  • @Sparks.Ignite
    @Sparks.Ignite 3 года назад +2326

    "See you on the other side, I guess"
    ...*cries*

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 года назад +1447

    _A chef, his son, and his mother Ruth play catch with a shark, 2020, colorized_
    14:57 26:37 28:02 30:03 so I can find them later

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 года назад +21

      And then acesnd to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood

    • @praneelbhagavatula7680
      @praneelbhagavatula7680 3 года назад +4

      What

    • @journeyflannigan8269
      @journeyflannigan8269 3 года назад +5

      26:37 good choice xd

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 года назад +3

      "Dante's Disco Inferno" that fuckin name though lol

    • @mcpickle8622
      @mcpickle8622 3 года назад +2

      1000th like

  • @bethanysinninghe7294
    @bethanysinninghe7294 3 года назад +6158

    them breaking games is 100x funnier than them playing games correctly

    • @evelynnvernaz
      @evelynnvernaz 3 года назад +115

      and that's the reason I watch channels like graystillplays and call me kevin 😂😂😂😂

    • @genghiskhan4883
      @genghiskhan4883 3 года назад +13

      @j03L JaM3s same

    • @Grubleafeater
      @Grubleafeater 3 года назад +8

      666th like. Seems appropriate.

    • @travelingbard6161
      @travelingbard6161 3 года назад +29

      Does anybody know why the mountains had collision physics? That actually seems strange to me.

    • @vineyardvine6171
      @vineyardvine6171 3 года назад +1

      This is DJFunnybone

  • @brookricketts9488
    @brookricketts9488 3 года назад +1929

    Mark holding the shark above his head and saying “meat is back on the menu boys” will always be stuck in my head

  • @spookboi
    @spookboi 3 года назад +424

    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “I think Mark would like your money.”

  • @spadehenri8300
    @spadehenri8300 3 года назад +5313

    regular people breaking games: haha look I clipped thru the wall
    mark, bob and wade: *A S C E N D*

  • @ffsletmelive
    @ffsletmelive 3 года назад +4052

    the mission: take the principal's car to the junkyard with the crane.
    mark, wade and bob: ah yes, we'll go to the *further beyond.*

    • @dinogamer3297
      @dinogamer3297 3 года назад +56

      And they delivered

    • @vintermyst5032
      @vintermyst5032 3 года назад +88

      "Our goals are beyond your understanding"

    • @Noelleanderson
      @Noelleanderson 3 года назад +13

      *to the plus ultra*

    • @Lily-np2jp
      @Lily-np2jp Год назад +1

      @@Noelleanderson I immediately thought that to

    • @GrimLee423
      @GrimLee423 Год назад

      3 peens to the stars

  • @oddpeacockovo6432
    @oddpeacockovo6432 3 года назад +4429

    Student: “I don’t really like the food”
    Chef: “oh..is that so....
    _reaching for pogo stick_
    Chef: “So..you got any money on you?”...

  • @minkeymouce
    @minkeymouce 2 года назад +719

    15:48 Just imagine: You're coming out of school after a rigorous day of "learning", and you see, off in the distance, the lunch server bouncing on a pogo stick, and shouting "give me your money." He knows you didn't finish your lunch. You both know it. And now it's time to suffer the consequences...
    *BAD END*

    • @LayVine
      @LayVine 2 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @redwater3048
      @redwater3048 2 года назад

      The child must pay for his sins, His head must be crushed, blood flowing from his exposed brain right after he cry's, "please... I'll try it" and the the lord, our savor, the god who mas mistaken as man, chef says this "your sin has already been done... dinner commences children" and when the head squashes the children rush to the dead child and ravenge the corps for flesh and bone to eat, they have been fed, but not enough, they scream at the chef for more food in their starving figures, Crying for more dinner, as the chef says "wait for the next day, this is when we shall feast again" and they all fleeted away, as the chef prepares tomorrows dinner, that day.

    • @AkudesuTTV
      @AkudesuTTV 2 года назад

      Is that spiderman

    • @historicsyrup5
      @historicsyrup5 Год назад +4

      *insert fnaf 3 bad end music*

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +1

      What would be the *GOOD END* ?

  • @cynicalasian5187
    @cynicalasian5187 3 года назад +2888

    Mark : "I'll be the chef"
    Me flashing back to Markiplier Makes : Nervous Sweating

    • @piyushjoshigaming2994
      @piyushjoshigaming2994 3 года назад +3

      hi

    • @GameplayTherapy
      @GameplayTherapy 3 года назад +4

      lol
      hey guys lol i does game content over on my chan ..... nun family friendly

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 года назад +25

      It reminded me of Overcooked 2 and Raft. Bob is the only responsible chef the others would burn them to Hell

    • @honeybeesyikes863
      @honeybeesyikes863 3 года назад +26

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

    • @pizzachi
      @pizzachi 3 года назад +4

      Oh okay! You can be the chef, wait we shouldnt SHI-

  • @JosiahIronclad
    @JosiahIronclad 3 года назад +5841

    Mark chasing someone as a fat chef on a pogostick, while casually saying "give me your money", is both the most intimidating and hilarious thing I've ever seen.

    • @KY-eu5mk
      @KY-eu5mk 3 года назад +27

      🤣👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Egg-ld8gl
      @Egg-ld8gl 2 года назад +61

      It would make a great horror movie

    • @AngelicHalfblood
      @AngelicHalfblood 2 года назад +35

      I love how mark pogos on the "teacher"'s head when they spray paint a dick on the concertante. I could not stop laughing when that happened!
      Boing!
      Mark: stop it!

    • @SownCircle
      @SownCircle 2 года назад +9

      IT WAS INTIMIDATING THOUGH!

    • @mmo_x
      @mmo_x 2 года назад +9

      I think Mark would like your money lmao XD

  • @BlackRavenFeather565
    @BlackRavenFeather565 2 года назад +593

    It is 3 in the morning I cannot afford to awake my entire household by laughing hysterically at fucking flat chef Mark running around after getting steamrolled by Ruth Bader GinsBob 9:28

    • @chelsearoses22
      @chelsearoses22 2 года назад +28

      Ruth Bader GinsBob 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @alleymercuryway7777
      @alleymercuryway7777 2 года назад +22

      RUTH BADER GINSBOB-

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 2 года назад +2

      It's the best thing ever. 🤣

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 Год назад +8

      Watching markiplier play bad guy at shool at 3am 😱😱😱😱(GONE WRONG) A creature called "MOM" came to the basement and shouted at me 😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭

  • @stormy4453
    @stormy4453 Год назад +208

    Never has watching a teenager, a fat chef and a grandmother writhing around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere been so beautiful

    • @HoneyM1lkart
      @HoneyM1lkart 10 месяцев назад +19

      This implies you've seen a teenager, a fat chef, and a grandmother writhe around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere before.

  • @brandonnull6795
    @brandonnull6795 3 года назад +721

    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*

    • @Grace-ol2id
      @Grace-ol2id 3 года назад +27

      “I think Mark wants you money”

    • @DmanLucky_98
      @DmanLucky_98 3 года назад +3

      Easter bunny be like...

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 года назад +2

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 года назад +2

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! I HAVE WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT MANY TIMES WITH YOU

    • @gorestfump8935
      @gorestfump8935 3 года назад +5

      @@aurasushii3676 do you have a relationship with this bot

  • @Pyro_Mothman
    @Pyro_Mothman 3 года назад +2154

    How to be a chef
    Step one: punch shark
    Step two: capture shark
    Step three: *CHILD*

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 года назад +51

      Step four: give me your money

    • @nikooo1794
      @nikooo1794 3 года назад +6

      This deserves so many more likes

    • @Slytherin5150
      @Slytherin5150 3 года назад +21

      Step five: *POGO*

    • @tell_me_plz1461
      @tell_me_plz1461 3 года назад +20

      Step six: *PROFIT*

    • @Slytherin5150
      @Slytherin5150 3 года назад +16

      Step seven: *FIREWORKS*

  • @grayskyee
    @grayskyee 2 года назад +554

    Bob saying
    "Oh beat his ass!"
    in his Grandma voice will never not be funny

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 2 года назад +12

      Have you ever seen Mark's Granny Simulator video? Bob is hilarious in that. 😂

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +17

      "This is what you get for learning!"

  • @madilyngraace
    @madilyngraace 3 года назад +342

    Markiplier: “I killed three” “I mean I beat up three”

  • @Rogue-76
    @Rogue-76 3 года назад +746

    Mission: Bring a car to the junkyard
    The Crew: Let go on a soul journey to the furthest reaches of the known universe and transcend from our mortal bodies into the astral plane until the end of time

    • @you_gullible_fucc
      @you_gullible_fucc 3 года назад +27

      Omg..I can't...I thought you were exaggerating them going outside the school, but no, they're literally going to heaven and the void

    • @Safetydoggo-qg7iq
      @Safetydoggo-qg7iq 3 года назад

      Rogue-76 what

    • @Rogue-76
      @Rogue-76 3 года назад

      Nyan_playz_7370 did you watch the whole video

  • @vincentfizz1880
    @vincentfizz1880 3 года назад +739

    In the end, while Wade had reached back to earth to live the rest of his mortal life, Mark and Bob had become something superior. Something amazing. They had become perfect beings. They were just normal school workers. Then they discovered the anti cannon. They had become something greater than anything that has ever lived on this earth.
    They had become the edges of the Universe

    • @dabestboi7509
      @dabestboi7509 3 года назад +32

      Yes...They Have Reached Further Beyond

    • @stratecal796
      @stratecal796 3 года назад +13

      They’re trolling god with the gravity cannon now

    • @paulrivieras9762
      @paulrivieras9762 3 года назад +5

      But can they beat Goku?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +20

      But at the same time Wade found fulfillment in his limited life, having fun bouncing and continuing to break the world. Perhaps becoming perfect isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 года назад +24

      @@ashikjaman1940 Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

  • @fraidybat123
    @fraidybat123 3 года назад +783

    “I see the mountain”
    “I’m becoming one with the mountain”
    “OHH I BOUNCED”
    A story in 3 parts

  • @KY-eu5mk
    @KY-eu5mk 3 года назад +317

    Bob: “So you uh- You captured Wade?”
    Mark: “Yeah, that’ll be the end of it.”
    Bob: “Wow, that will be the end of it.” *proceeds to attempt to set Wade on fire*

  • @carsonhorton9827
    @carsonhorton9827 3 года назад +642

    objective : ascend to a higher plane of existence

    • @collinmclaren6608
      @collinmclaren6608 3 года назад

      They reached the final gnar

    • @fryktaf
      @fryktaf 3 года назад

      We WILL go *eVeN fUrThEr BeYoNd!!!*

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 3 года назад

      that's a good objective I should follow it

    • @chaoticentityq9974
      @chaoticentityq9974 3 года назад

      Dummy Dummer i thought it was a gravity gun

    • @chaoticentityq9974
      @chaoticentityq9974 3 года назад

      Also i think the bow and plunger might be a reference to rayman raving rabbids but im not sure

  • @avicennaferdian438
    @avicennaferdian438 3 года назад +2327

    they started the game by beating up kids, drowning a bus, flattening each other with a roller, drowning a nerd, glitching out of reality under the world, and discovering a way to lock each other with a gravity gun and levitate themselves to the above where they slowly enter a place where time, movements, and possibilaties become impossible outside of the dome of the universe
    Edit: this comment cringe as fug stop liking it wth

    • @dyavolo8448
      @dyavolo8448 3 года назад +49

      What a ride

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 3 года назад +30

      Unus Annus?

    • @dyavolo8448
      @dyavolo8448 3 года назад +53

      @@sunnygae3589 Anyone else remember that awesome Unus Annus episode where Mark and Ethan beat up an entire schoolyard of children? Yeah, good times. I miss that channel : (

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 3 года назад +5

      Dya Volo IKR great memories

    • @skiddster9523
      @skiddster9523 3 года назад +3

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @lukasverduzco864
    @lukasverduzco864 3 года назад +345

    markiplier shark sushi instructions:
    1. go the a lake
    2. dive in
    3. man handle a shark
    4. carry it back to the school

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 2 года назад +13

      He was too poor to afford diving lessons

    • @chalkycherries
      @chalkycherries Год назад +3

      @@synobyte2123 how dare you insinuate that he could afford the molecular state of liquid as a child ?? smh

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 Год назад +4

      @@chalkycherries Fair enough

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 3 года назад +92

    30:12 I really appreciate the scream panning right as it fades. That’s top quality attention to detail.

  • @johnvan962
    @johnvan962 3 года назад +3566

    All of Mark’s suffering, rage, blood, sweat and tears during Pogostuck has led to this single, crucial moment ...
    Pogoing on kids’ faces to take their money. Good pogoing Mark.

    • @Max-gy5rp
      @Max-gy5rp 3 года назад +33

      First he was pogoing his own head into insanity..now he's pogoing other kids' heads into Hell~

    • @JunkyardBashSteve
      @JunkyardBashSteve 3 года назад +17

      I think you mean "Good pogoing Mark" no need to thank me

    • @johnvan962
      @johnvan962 3 года назад +8

      JunkyardBash Steve
      Nice. Wish I had thought of that.

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 года назад +5

      Yeah lol

    • @Donald_Dump420
      @Donald_Dump420 3 года назад +8

      14:40 and so on is the funniest shit

  • @tobiobilaja1445
    @tobiobilaja1445 3 года назад +463

    *grabs shark*
    "LoOkS lIkE mEaT's BaCk On ThE mEnU bOyS"

    • @adampotato3197
      @adampotato3197 3 года назад +2

      @Tobi nice profile

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 3 года назад +1

      What's wrong with meat

    • @katie1925
      @katie1925 3 года назад +1

      I would like this but its 420

    • @adampotato3197
      @adampotato3197 3 года назад

      @@katie1925 I liked the comment and now it has 421 likes. Now like it back!

    • @katie1925
      @katie1925 3 года назад

      @@adampotato3197 dammit...

  • @iamnot9541
    @iamnot9541 3 года назад +177

    15:10 seeing the cook man jumping towards you this high, in this pose, repeating "give me your money" is one of the most terrifying things you can see before you die

  • @FellixNoAmatsu
    @FellixNoAmatsu 3 года назад +28

    They went from beating children for money to ascending beyond the fabrics of time and space. 10/10 quality gameplay

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +541

    "Are you bringing an early lunch?"
    "Yeah, actually, it's called a *knuckle sandwich!"*
    I know it's a garbage/old joke, but that set-up was perfect.

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 года назад +2

      @Me and the boys me didnt even get the joke...

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +8

      @Rajpal Bhatia Wait, seriously? Whether you're joking or not, I'll explain to my best ability: serving someone a knuckle sandwich is a funny way of saying you're gonna punch someone. Likely in the teeth. That's it.

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 года назад

      @@bluelfsuma oh..

  • @key2cold418
    @key2cold418 3 года назад +656

    therapist: "pogo mark cant hurt you..."
    pogo mark: *"give me your money"*

  • @shadowalleydenizen4834
    @shadowalleydenizen4834 Год назад +24

    I always love how he says, with such a straight face; "Well, now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head."

  • @nomanssky101
    @nomanssky101 2 года назад +92

    2:30
    Wade: *repeatedly firing arrows at Bob and Mark*
    Bob: CAN'T SHOOT US BOTH!
    *Wade shoots them both*
    Bob: A H F R I C K !

  • @scarecrowksr1906
    @scarecrowksr1906 3 года назад +767

    three ascended into the heavens and two reached the plain that controls existence however one was thrusted back towards the mortal realm, cursed to never be among his comrades, This is the story of Wade

    • @taliarose8695
      @taliarose8695 3 года назад +25

      Beautiful

    • @MeteoricMist
      @MeteoricMist 3 года назад +23

      Woe is Wade.

    • @lauramarte536
      @lauramarte536 3 года назад +27

      And how he had to train and become a deity to reunite with his friends!

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 3 года назад +19

      cool another wuxia webtoon that I have to read that will end eons after I die

    • @darkpit8178
      @darkpit8178 3 года назад +2

      @@Vectorbro Lol I can tell you've read tales of demons and gods

  • @captainjotunheim1656
    @captainjotunheim1656 3 года назад +1573

    On the next season of Hell's Kitchen:
    • Chefs with 𝕁𝔼𝕋ℙ𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊
    • Chefs throwing 𝕊ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕂𝕊
    • Chefs playing 𝔽𝕆𝕆𝕋𝔹𝔸𝕃𝕃
    • Chefs with 𝔽𝕀ℝ𝔼𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕂𝕊
    • ℝ𝕌𝕋ℍ 𝔹𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ 𝔾𝕀ℕ𝕊𝔹𝔼ℝ𝔾
    • Rockets to 𝕊ℙ𝔸ℂ𝔼
    • Ingredients from the 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻
    • A⃦S⃦C⃦E⃦N⃦D⃦ R⃦E⃦A⃦L⃦I⃦T⃦Y⃦

    • @agirlcalledshiv309
      @agirlcalledshiv309 3 года назад +11

      How did you get those fonts in here?

    • @captainjotunheim1656
      @captainjotunheim1656 3 года назад +10

      @@agirlcalledshiv309 An app called 'fonts'. It's available for free for both iTunes and Google Play

    • @vinhaychinhay4334
      @vinhaychinhay4334 3 года назад +15

      Captain Jotunheim 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 ɪᴛs ᑭᖇᗴTTY𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡

    • @zachjohnson9391
      @zachjohnson9391 3 года назад +6

      As he throws the shark Gordon would probably scream it's RAAAAW!!!

    • @rochambeau7197
      @rochambeau7197 3 года назад +2

      YIᔕ

  • @laureneighmy3306
    @laureneighmy3306 3 года назад +63

    Mark: Where are you guys?
    Wade: I'm at the library - learning.
    Mark: Learning huh... **DEATH FROM ABOVE**

  • @j.p1183
    @j.p1183 2 года назад +81

    Alternate title: Thick jetpack chef, skateboard granny and gravity gun nerd ascend to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood.

  • @jesucristo4168
    @jesucristo4168 3 года назад +350

    how to assert dominance in 2 simple steps:
    1) get a shark.
    2) throw the shark.

    • @rcatt625
      @rcatt625 3 года назад +8

      Perfect

    • @tetherhandle
      @tetherhandle 3 года назад +6

      this theory is tested and accurate

    • @izzieisdizzy1376
      @izzieisdizzy1376 3 года назад

      Thank you for this information.

    • @braincellz2273
      @braincellz2273 3 года назад +1

      Hmmm I think I might have saw this one shark in this one ocean before

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 3 года назад +1

      3) T-pose

  • @madiswa5029
    @madiswa5029 3 года назад +11041

    I bet this is what school is going to be like after quarantine.

    • @thaiisfood
      @thaiisfood 3 года назад +99

      Touché

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 3 года назад +406

      we
      we're
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @foxgamer1808
      @foxgamer1808 3 года назад +41

      I can see it

    • @randomfish9910
      @randomfish9910 3 года назад +171

      @@greengreen110 We have been backstabbed

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 3 года назад +63

      @@greengreen110 STOP

  • @bluestar8700
    @bluestar8700 3 года назад +30

    Bob throwing the principal out of the office and hearing the scream kills me every time xD

  • @etps4444
    @etps4444 2 года назад +41

    9:31
    And this is where I proceeded to lose it. The visual of the flattened chef running combined with Mark's wailing is just too much for me. 🤣
    EDIT:
    34:27 NOOO NOT AGAIN- 😂

  • @payton_bagel8317
    @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад +453

    The beginning: Haha punch student jet pack go brrr
    The end: We have successfully ascended to the astral plane

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +9

      At least it wasn't the Quantum Realm!!😂😂

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад +11

      Thanks, Rita, a pleasure to see as always. I hope your circuit boards are all clean.

    • @haleyhardesty9867
      @haleyhardesty9867 3 года назад +1

      @@payton_bagel8317 your comments are golden

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад +5

      Haley Hardesty *gasp* They think I’m funny!

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад

      Sierra Faith Ah yes, my humor, a gold paint sword of styrofoam

  • @RubiksGenius04
    @RubiksGenius04 3 года назад +940

    Whenever a student was flattened was I the only one thinking of Mario Kart when you get run over by a big character?

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 3 года назад +13

      I was thinking shrunken Keanu reeves

    • @ManmyDearestCreation
      @ManmyDearestCreation 3 года назад +7

      JustalittleTurtle No, shrunken Vladamir Putin

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 года назад +6

      @@ManmyDearestCreation lol was thinking about that only

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 года назад +3

      @RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL BOT!

    • @kift2
      @kift2 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking of Mario Kart too, but specifically a thwomp haha

  • @kaylaackerson6656
    @kaylaackerson6656 2 года назад +28

    Bob: What are you dragging around with you
    Mark: uhh this is ✨my nerd✨

  • @nyx7465
    @nyx7465 2 года назад +43

    26:55 I've never heard bob laugh so hard.. it was the most contagious laugh and I know this sounds silly, but I'm so grateful for it

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous Год назад +1

      Clearly you've never seen Mark's first Speedrunners video

    • @nyx7465
      @nyx7465 Год назад

      @@Ms.Anonymous Oh it’s just so clear

  • @GjonKasapi
    @GjonKasapi 3 года назад +372

    there's a room in the school on the second floor and it contains a potion that transforms you to the hulk and he can jump and throw super far find it if you do a part 2.

    • @ayaynical4002
      @ayaynical4002 3 года назад +23

      Who needs super strength when you finally ascended to the astral planes that both science and fiction doesnt makes sense

    • @GjonKasapi
      @GjonKasapi 3 года назад +4

      @@ayaynical4002 good point but hulk smash

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад

      I thought you said that it contained a prison

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 3 года назад +584

    Mark’s character’s apron strings makes it look like he’s wearing a thong over his pants

    • @LDaniel_BDuce
      @LDaniel_BDuce 3 года назад +15

      What do you mean “looks like” he definitely is both in game and irl

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 3 года назад +4

      My god you just beamed a image into my eyes and now I can't get rid of it..

    • @SLENDERFREAK5127
      @SLENDERFREAK5127 3 года назад +1

      Or there’s just a zipper in his pants for convenient bathroom use

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 3 года назад

      Nah. Totally a thong.

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 3 года назад

      I mean you’re not wrong

  • @-Komakaze
    @-Komakaze 3 года назад +36

    Mark **unironically says “see you on the other side”**
    Me **cries**

  • @zombiederpster
    @zombiederpster 2 года назад +13

    28:19 step 2: cover yourself in oil

  • @stuniccals2499
    @stuniccals2499 3 года назад +3194

    Imagine you’re just in high school and the high school chef just comes up to you on a pogo stick, bounces on your head, and keeps “saying give me your money”

    • @KY-eu5mk
      @KY-eu5mk 3 года назад +43

      I’d start laughing if we’re being honest here

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 года назад +25

      *fear*

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 года назад +71

      Is that not how lunch people collect student lunch debt?

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 года назад +13

      @Noah Woodruff "Glad they nailed the driving physics in this game."

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 года назад +12

      @@r.j.penfold ...I am concerned.

  • @thebrandunsafeone7184
    @thebrandunsafeone7184 3 года назад +819

    Anybody: *does literally anything*
    Mark: ģīvə mē ýøūř möñęý

  • @dangerbirb4981
    @dangerbirb4981 2 года назад +65

    I don't know why but Mark terrorizing Wade with the pogo stick only to have Bob shoot his ass with the plunger is bringing me to tears.

  • @EdwardWFeery
    @EdwardWFeery Год назад +4

    I've watched this video about a dozen times, and for some reason this time round the line "Now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head" hit juuust right and I spent about a minute and a half in hysterics

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 3 года назад +653

    Mark’s character: is an adult
    Mission: Don’t let students throw nerds in the pool
    Mark: throws a nerd into the pool himself
    Mission: failed
    Mark didn’t even realize he messed up

    • @Rawrtortle
      @Rawrtortle 3 года назад +6

      Happens a lot

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 3 года назад +5

      Why though?!? He’s not a student! 😂

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 3 года назад +9

      To be fair, it said for the longest time:
      "Next mission: Throw a smarter kid than you in the pool"
      So him thinking that was the mission for everyone wasn't too strange...

    • @honeybeesyikes863
      @honeybeesyikes863 3 года назад +6

      RITA 25 y.o bro quit wtf is wrong with you your everywhere

    • @txrnip
      @txrnip 3 года назад +4

      *_T E S S E R A C T!_* it’s a bot

  • @pankekizen
    @pankekizen 3 года назад +644

    Mark: *menacingly hops with a pogostick*
    give me your money

    • @tobythompson3746
      @tobythompson3746 3 года назад +16

      Pogostuck has been preparing him for this day

    • @NormalEyeJoe
      @NormalEyeJoe 3 года назад +8

      There is nothing more intimidating than chef Mark bouncing on your head with a pogostick saying give me your money. And yes to pogostuck

    • @yahyah8317
      @yahyah8317 3 года назад

      @@NormalEyeJoe Oooook8
      Ki
      K
      M
      Moo
      O
      O
      O
      O

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 года назад

      @@yahyah8317 maybe

  • @zev_dev
    @zev_dev Год назад +14

    Wade's mic cutting out while he screams is actually the funniest thing ever lol

  • @MonkiEatBanana
    @MonkiEatBanana 2 года назад +26

    I'm still baffled that they managed to find 30 minutes of content in this game.
    *30 minutes.*

  • @syfywyfy9436
    @syfywyfy9436 3 года назад +1170

    First day of school: Yay everyone let's get together and be friends!
    Second day of school:

    • @Myahampsonn
      @Myahampsonn 3 года назад +5

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! wtf why are you on marks channel and can you plz leave =-=

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +18

      *First day of school:* everyone's too sleep-deprived to start shit
      *Second day:*

    • @Khagen43
      @Khagen43 3 года назад +1

      Yes so true 😂 this literally happened to me when I first started Kindergarten back in the day 😂

    • @chengjiewong7214
      @chengjiewong7214 3 года назад +2

      @@Khagen43 oh my god

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 3 года назад +3

      Yeeting sharks into the void, ah yes.

  • @missstrawberrypancakes6206
    @missstrawberrypancakes6206 3 года назад +536

    Everyone: Pogo Stick Chef’s not real, he can’t hurt you
    Pogo Stick Chef: 14:59

    • @HydronX72
      @HydronX72 3 года назад +24

      Still to this day, Pogo Stick Chef still wants his money

    • @fedora_theexplorer6955
      @fedora_theexplorer6955 3 года назад +3

      “Gimme your money, Gimme your money, gimme your money”

  • @_notquitehuman_
    @_notquitehuman_ 3 года назад +25

    Hearing Bob say "ah frick" gives me so much joy

  • @eNCy.
    @eNCy. Год назад +6

    8:42
    "Long ago, two races ruled over the earth: Humans, and Monsters..."

  • @rowan2586
    @rowan2586 3 года назад +243

    I'm somehow not suprised that they managed to break the game.

    • @cerelvix_4662
      @cerelvix_4662 3 года назад

      Did you watch the video

    • @amzxar5049
      @amzxar5049 3 года назад +1

      U are a time traveller

    • @RandomPerson-uj3uz
      @RandomPerson-uj3uz 3 года назад +10

      This person just watched the twitch stream guys -_- lol

    • @jack_of_alltrades7091
      @jack_of_alltrades7091 3 года назад +1

      love your profile picture

    • @rowan2586
      @rowan2586 3 года назад

      I watched the full video before commenting this and I didn't watch any stream.

  • @otiscrowder4027
    @otiscrowder4027 3 года назад +533

    31:49 "What it means to go even further beyond." and "See you on the other side." Fuck I miss Unus Annus.

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 3 года назад +6

      Me too, me too
      Momento Mori

    • @haychu3396
      @haychu3396 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭Ughhhhihhhhuuuuhhhh

    • @ethanliberty
      @ethanliberty 3 года назад +4

      What's that?

    • @ethanliberty
      @ethanliberty 3 года назад +3

      @NCT_ LOVER_ Twas a joke my friend :)

    • @kingofsoy2413
      @kingofsoy2413 3 года назад +9

      I was fine at first. But after a few months I wanted to rewatch a video. And I refuse to go to the re-upload channels. It wouldn't be this bad if the content wasn't so good.

  • @foxifyy
    @foxifyy 2 года назад +42

    9:52 we need Wade's perspective on this 🤣

    • @foxifyy
      @foxifyy Год назад

      ​@Tuck Neal nope 😔

  • @primesstopmotions2245
    @primesstopmotions2245 2 года назад +40

    1:03 Mark: Hi Wade: Oh hey are you bringing a early lunch? Mark: Yes actually it’s called a… KNUCKLE SANDWICH

  • @queertherapy4919
    @queertherapy4919 3 года назад +1002

    “Ya have a problem with that?” “For legal reasons yes. For anecdotal reasons no.” Prompt material

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +268

    Imagine if someone actually designed an Underworld, if you fell through the map.

  • @doubcheeburg
    @doubcheeburg Год назад +13

    5:22 "Oh I can take a car hell yeah" -Ruth Bader GinsBob.
    I CANT STOP LAUGHIGN DSIK WWYH

  • @beeisland
    @beeisland 11 месяцев назад +5

    This has always been one of my favorite endings to a session of theirs, because it seems like the lore to some fantasy novel. "The three gods joined hands to ascend beyond the sky, and though they broke through the boundary, one god was struck down unto the earth while the other two were trapped at the end of the horizon to watch helplessly for the rest of time."

  • @LDaniel_BDuce
    @LDaniel_BDuce 3 года назад +360

    Alternative title: judge Judy and Gordon Ramsay pick on high school boy

  • @sbothebean1742
    @sbothebean1742 3 года назад +1342

    Markiplier, the breaker of games, tamer of sharks, and king of squirrels, has now ascended even further beyond, passed the point of no return with Bob and Wade.

    • @danielbridge1766
      @danielbridge1766 3 года назад +14

      Markimoo Targaryen

    • @hereshire4755
      @hereshire4755 2 года назад +4

      How in the world did you add that thing at the end???

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 2 года назад +4

      @@hereshire4755 they joined...

    • @hereshire4755
      @hereshire4755 2 года назад +4

      @@kingjb554 you can’t just say they joined, I haven’t the faintest clue by what you mean by they joined- did they join a membership or something??

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 2 года назад +7

      @@hereshire4755 thats exactly what happened. Next to the subscribe button is a button to join Mark's membership. You pay to gain access to exclusive content, as well as having a batch next to your name and the ability to use custom emoji's like the one in the comment

  • @roborussell7195
    @roborussell7195 3 года назад +25

    mark monotonely saying give me your money and bouncing around on a pogo stick is terrifying

  • @Oae119
    @Oae119 2 года назад +10

    21:43 the funniest sound I’ve ever heard in my entire life

  • @tracycollins1724
    @tracycollins1724 3 года назад +279

    Jack: *plays maneater*
    Mark at the shark in maneater: Ok let me take that and throw it into oblivion

  • @riversry
    @riversry 3 года назад +183

    Wade: ok
    Mountain: not ok
    Wade’s spine: *destroyed*

  • @hailey6513
    @hailey6513 3 года назад +20

    When the school bus was flying I almost fell out of my chair 😂😆

  • @lapislazoli
    @lapislazoli 3 года назад +26

    "it looks like an unholy symbol"
    no its just the star of david

  • @adrienmartinezcas7767
    @adrienmartinezcas7767 3 года назад +179

    Mark and Bob: Have become one with the universe, garnting themselves imortality.
    Wade: Returns falling face first back to the mortal plain.

    • @akaashbanerjee8384
      @akaashbanerjee8384 3 года назад +16

      Its like the trials of apollo all over again

    • @adrienmartinezcas7767
      @adrienmartinezcas7767 3 года назад +3

      @@akaashbanerjee8384 you've read my mind

    • @akaashbanerjee8384
      @akaashbanerjee8384 3 года назад +2

      @@adrienmartinezcas7767 Indeed

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 года назад +15

      Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 года назад +2

      @@j.p1183 Is ThAt A jO- ok i will stop...

  • @kedriccalibara3610
    @kedriccalibara3610 3 года назад +314

    "this is what you get for learning" he says as he beats someone over the head with a skateboard

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 года назад +15

      Sounds like an American school

    • @carriefloyd933
      @carriefloyd933 3 года назад +5

      Reminds me of my Florida schools

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 3 года назад +7

      Bully: (throws school at student)
      Bullied student: (reports it to the council)
      The head of the council: *Just act less gay*

  • @Chilgt
    @Chilgt 3 года назад +11

    Markiplier and friends learns about skyboxes by breaking through reality 32:00

  • @Qwertyderpable
    @Qwertyderpable 3 года назад +5

    Bob's old lady voice never fails to entertain!
    Wade's "I'm glad you enjoyed your shopping trip.." was also absolutely hilarious!

  • @mutantdogcat4966
    @mutantdogcat4966 3 года назад +219

    “The hole goes deeper”
    My brain: That’s what she said

  • @ultamateary
    @ultamateary 3 года назад +431

    Lol when Mark says “Looks like meat’s back on the menu boysss” he sounds like the guy from Baldi’s “SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP”

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 3 года назад +2

      OMG THATS TRUE

    • @Shadowsdeity
      @Shadowsdeity 3 года назад +5

      Here's the timestamp for anyone wondering: 6:22

    • @vahidmk7579
      @vahidmk7579 3 года назад +1

      Yep, it's sweepin' time!

    • @rugbytimezone5480
      @rugbytimezone5480 3 года назад +1

      Did he make a lord of the rings reference?

  • @PapaBoneyinVR
    @PapaBoneyinVR 2 года назад +6

    32:01 In Space With Markiplier

  • @ImagineDroplet
    @ImagineDroplet 3 года назад +17

    Mark would probably make a fantastic Baldi's Basics character.

  • @meap6474
    @meap6474 3 года назад +762

    Pogo chef has *A S C E N D E D*
    He still never got his money

    • @nikooo1794
      @nikooo1794 3 года назад +15

      He no longer cares for the mundane posessions of this world

    • @maxineamelia7549
      @maxineamelia7549 3 года назад +13

      He laughs at your petty currency, what need has he for such mortal bonds. No. He is a God, a true eye gazing upon the unfathomable universe beyond our mortal comprehension.

    • @taymondo8498
      @taymondo8498 3 года назад +7

      And his nerd.

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 года назад

      Taymondo this legit killed me

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 года назад

      Maxine Amelia, Queen of the Box also epic

  • @Wolfman6743
    @Wolfman6743 3 года назад +138

    "If you look up my skirt it's an actual nightmare"

  • @user-mu8sr9uc4t
    @user-mu8sr9uc4t 3 года назад +38

    mark: epicly lands on bus:
    *mark's foot: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career*

  • @dantrinh100
    @dantrinh100 2 года назад +11

    6:05 "imma punch a shark"
    Thus, the SPC was born.

  • @Rowcan
    @Rowcan 3 года назад +179

    _"Give me your money."_
    *_pogos menacingly_*

  • @maxmarbury4146
    @maxmarbury4146 3 года назад +719

    Mark: Welcome back to PogoStuck
    My Brain: *GIMME UR MONEY*

  • @DosageOfLithium
    @DosageOfLithium Год назад +15

    6:15 THE WAY MARK IS SO FLABBERGASTED AND THEN JUST ANNOUNCES THIS LMAO

    • @Captain_Yata
      @Captain_Yata Год назад +3

      "I've bested a great white" is one of my favourite Mark quotes

  • @dewpebble5980
    @dewpebble5980 3 года назад +21

    God I wish I could watch this for the first time again. I absolutely died laughing the first time. I genuinely couldn't breathe and passed out for like a second