Mark: Says nonsense even when it’s supposed to sound smart and occasionally sings or speaks in a high-pitched voice. Bob: has the most creative commentary and the best laugh ever. Wade: Says the first thing that pops into his head and is either the best at a game or the worst at a game. What a crew.
Bob: "This music, while delightful, is gonna make me kill myself. Not that I don't like it, I just hate it with every fiber of my being" This is a mood, no doubt 1:57
Yeah, but that was just a hoax. We all know he's real, if we saw him in person. So him saying he wasnt real along a few other people, then him coming bAck sayinghe IS real is like, making me consider if i should unsub to him or not. Idk im just spouting nonsense XD
Dude I almost had a heart attack when the skull golf ball appeared on screen. I was wiping mustard/ketchup off of my laptop that I spilled I thought I big time messed up. Thanks Mark
Right concept, but wrong stages. He went from being a big baby (due to always screaming, crying, and being very loud yet entertaining) to being a teen (now he’s a little more calm, but he’s upgraded to complaining, getting salty, having violent mood swings, and of course sulking)
The game is pretty much the same with the exception of the engine used to make it. This looks like it is smoother with more functional mechanics and better level editing. And in regards to similar maps; it isn't hard to accidentally make similar maps, it doesn't seem blatent
Mark: I WAS TRYING TO USE THE SQUARES AS LIKE, A MEASUREMENT SYSTEM!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?!?!? Seán:... It's at the bottom of the screen... Mark: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!! Seán: It's at the bottom of the f*****g screen... Mark: *continues to rage* Bob and Wade: *dying of laughter in the background*
@@Dannylives1 Yup. Like how when I share Bitchute links in Discord servers that have censor bots, I get flagged for inappropriate language because Bitchute has the word "Bitch" in it.
23:39 Wade really radiates Arin Hanson vibes here, not gonna lie. The things he says, the ways he said it. “OH, STUPID” is EXACTLY something Arin would say
@@anichka101 oh don't get me wrong lmao, I'm not surprised in the slightest that *they* said it, I just never expected that sentence to be said out loud in general 🤣
Again what the heck are you crying over the merch doesn't look so bad you need to cry about, pull yourself together people. Unless you are crying because of how annoying and obtrusive the ad was that completely ruined the flow of the video, because I would at least understand even though it is still nothing to cry over.
5:30 Wade: “These are my people, they will let me pass” Everyone: Wade why did you just call yourself a chicken? Mark: later makes a comment of Wade being a chicken
The way that merch plug was placed, it made me think: one of these days, Mark is gonna post was looks like a completely normal LP of some random game like this, then part of the way through it's just gonna become...A THING. I don't know what but it'll take a turn
I about died at hole 9. "It's not the last one" "IT'S NOT THE FIRST ONE, MARK!" Just watching them shoot off and jump was hilarious, but then hearing the voices.....
Mark: “Uses Horror Outro”
So golf is a nightmare.
Oh cool I was gonna make this comment, but i found yours!
Yes it is
After he went insane with Ethan and Wade, the horror outro is perfect.
But there IS, a golf horror game.
"Gone Golfing"
1 scary game.
"You guys are cheating with your weird strats. I am-"
[Accidentally skips entire level]
"A *GOD!* "
20:58
18:48 Markiplier: It's S***le
Me: *twitch flashbacks*
9:31: godamnit! Daddy doesn’t- ever call me anymore
11:01 - 11:13 mark laughs at Bob for a while
@@pikachusprite7749 why is it censored
"I'm garying all over the place, I'm practically Gerald" is the best line in this video 💀. Bob's improvisation is something else
@@bruh3585 silence gimmick account
@@bruh3585 Begone from here demon
I was drinking water, and spat it all over my phone when he said the line.
What about “Yes, eat my Chungus!”?
Wade with the "now let's not get ahead of ourselves, here" alley-oop
There is something so funny to me about Wade just shouting “OH STUPID!” that makes me laugh every single time
_THUD_ *”OH STUPID.”*
@@brideofduscur the best 😂😭
“There should be a sign here that says ‘Stupid stupid Wade, he was so stupid!’”
23:38
me too😂😂
Jack with his friends playing golf: "Here ill help you man!"
Mark with his: "NO BOOPS! NO BOOPY!"
Why, why bots why.
Y
Markiplier: I’m having horrible flashbacks
His flashbacks: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB No💞
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB
Why can’t you just enjoy life?
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB and they call mark a masochist
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB get super racist
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB You just want more attention -.-
“Your brain is smooth..like a sea cucumber”-bob
How old are u
@@alan7life does it really matter how old they are bro?
does it really?
was he wrong tho
The funniest part is sea cucumbers aren't actually that smooth
@@ha_lequin nope, he right
everyone else: damnit I missed!
wade: daddy doesn't call me anymore!
I got so sad when he said that, poor wade
Reminds me of
Mark: Hey Siri, call us daddy
Siri: I don’t see a father in your contacts
Mark and Ethan: * dies laughing *
@@SPEEDFAN4LIFE "well about that"
@@SPEEDFAN4LIFE which video?
@@masoncail8586 it was an Unusual Annus video
mark: you guys are cheating with all your weird strats
*does one himself*
Mark: I am God
God is a cheater
@@fool6078 facts
mark was literally the first one to use a weird strat
Markiplier.exe moment
We would all be ecstatic and horrified if Mark were God especially when he says he has an idea.
Title: Golf around
Mark: Golf around
Everyone: Golf around
RUclips: *Garrys mod*
What? Why.. you know what? Never mind.
With the amount of general chaos involved, I’d say that RUclips is being pretty accurate.
bucket boi look at the game in the description
youtube gary’d too hard.
Blame Google's weird-ass AI
“They kick, they kick, they kick, they love, but they do not wear a glove.” - Wade 2021
I'm sure Wade has lost his mind, and the only thing left in his skull is nonsense and chaos.
"Wait wait wait, keep going keep goi- goddamnit. Daddy doesn't ever call me anymore." Also Wade.
I'm pretty sure it was Barbara that made him lose his damn mind
Pretty sure you can turn that into song lyrics if you add a few more words.
Later in 2021 new video: CHICA KICKS!
Mark: Says nonsense even when it’s supposed to sound smart and occasionally sings or speaks in a high-pitched voice.
Bob: has the most creative commentary and the best laugh ever.
Wade: Says the first thing that pops into his head and is either the best at a game or the worst at a game.
What a crew.
i love all three of them but bob is decidedly the funniest of them all i said what i said😩
if jack was here what would be his role: The Swearing Irishman?, The ... idk I'm out of ideas
@@loki4807 the loud swearing irish man whom likes bells 😎
@@evvlovessssstars Look at those REFLECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@nostalgiagaming560 THE LIGHTINGG LMAO
Normal people: “Yay I won”
Mark:”EAT MY CHONGUS!!”
I believe it is "chungus" but I could be wrong.
@@zombie0ate0my0brains you were right
@@zombie0ate0my0brains You Right!
It was chongus
Nah it's changass
All of Marks Statistics in these Games:
1st Game: Mark got Second by 1!
2nd Game: Mark Got Last by 1!
3rd Game: Mark Got First by 1!
That doesn’t seem.... like a ‘real’ outcome
That's cuz it's Lixian's score.
Oh my lord that’s right
@@emmaimane264 Also, Mark got Par overall in the game he won!
At the beginning I looked in the bottom left and had flashbacks to
Mark: "THERE'S A POWER BAR"
I kept thinking "Don't full send it every time! Medium power is good sometimes."
@@iwantsexseemyvideo890 oh would you look at that, a bot
Ethan: I KNOW WHAT IM DOING
Which video was that in I’m trying to find it
@@KristinaInTheShower the day markiplier lost his mind
Wade's "Goddammit, Daddy… doesn't ever call me anymore," at 9:30 made me lose it 😂
honestly wade can be as funny as bob sometimes, and it's amazing
Mark: *analyzing the map* "What are we looking at?"
Bob: "YEET"
Don't read my name!!
@@bruh3585 I wasn’t going to anyway
This was so much more entertaining than I thought it would be
Really was
Ikrrr😭😭😭
Totally! I had some really great chuckles
I made the likes 69 😏
You seem to have forgotten who you were watching. Shame on you.
Bob: "I have a solution to this problem!"
*exits stage right*
:ddEn son videomda patlayan bir fil var, eğlenebileceğin komik yorumlar paylaştım.
@@commentmemes0 same
@@commentmemes0 couldn't agree more😔
@@commentmemes0 Yeah :p
"My brain is like the grand canyon."
"Eroded over eons?"
🤣 Why did i wait so long to watch this series? The golf episodes are hilarious
Mark: It's-It's [REDACTED]le.
Twitch: Wait, is he allowed to say that?
When did simp become a banned word?😂
I was thinking he took it out cause ludwig always says THE PLAN IS SIMPLE
why is that a thing?
i guess simple plan is now a banned music channel.
@@pixelkenbrussels Twitch recently banned the use of simp lol
Bob:
"This music, while delightful, is gonna make me kill myself. Not that I don't like it, I just hate it with every fiber of my being"
This is a mood, no doubt
1:57
Bob- The master at back handed compliments.
* all i want for christmas is you * intensifies
Its like store employees and holiday music😂
@@robinwins9915 ikr? Lol
Mozbart and Raythoven
“This music.., while delightful, IS gonna make me kill myself.” - Bob 2021
the stream was a while ago so 2020 and time stamp please
1:58. Your welcome
Forgot its 2020 lol
I was at the stream awhile ago it was in 2020
obviously doesn't like Mobart or Raythoven
i love at 12:12 when wade and mark just simultaneously go "oh goddammit"
Wade: "I need a sign on my head that says stupid!"
Bob: "I'm sure we could arrange that"
is Bob going to buy a tattoo gun? 😁
if he does I can just imagine Bob saying "oh Wade look what I got" 😆
My favorite
@@UtopssAKAPJ they just need to borrow Ethan's tattoo gun
@@iwantmoney3598 YES now imagining Bob saying "hey Ethan can I ask for a favor" 😁
"YOU'RE A GARY" is now my new fav sentence
You're a gary, Wizard.
@@brianmcclenahan617 oh come on I was just about to make that joke then I looked at the comment
Same
This took me to big mouth
Mark saying "dungeon", "ball reticle" and "extreme" in the same sentence at 2 in the morning is why I'm subbed
4 Am for me lol
Timestamp?
Memento mori my friend
9:00
Why is no one talking about “bone broth madness?” That’s the greatest part of this video.
Is that a reference to something? I feel like I'm on the verge of remembering something when I hear that lol
Time stamp?
@@SalesJM518 21:43
@@Redbikemaster streamer life simulator, he made a bit where he was talking about it for 2 minutes
@@instantchaos2385 ohhhhhh that's where I heard it, thanks
Bob: "Mark, you're too funny
My back hurts from laughing"
Mark: _Shut up and go away_
Bob though
To be fair Bob is a legend 😂
@@robinwins9915
He really is
Mark: "I’m having horrible flashbacks
"
His flashbacks: *Intense screaming*
theres a power bar!?!?!?!?!?!
Its happening agian
why did bob sound like he was summoning a demon when he “sneezed”
Timestamp plz
@@Checkerbear 26:05 (i think)
@@minnie_minnee lmao thank you
@@Checkerbear you're welcome :)
@@minnie_minnee FOOTSIBLASA
24:15
Bob: *turns into Mickey Mouse* "No, wait a minute!"
Happened right as i read it
“I am three dimensions beyond you” are “Mark’s” last words before everyone said he wasn’t real 🧐
so hes a 6 dimensional being
So he's a seventh dimensional being?
Yeah, but that was just a hoax. We all know he's real, if we saw him in person. So him saying he wasnt real along a few other people, then him coming bAck sayinghe IS real is like, making me consider if i should unsub to him or not. Idk im just spouting nonsense XD
@@919vicki420 It was a fun like joke series so there were still videos everyday for us. You’d really unsubscribe over a joke?
@@919vicki420 its.. its a joke
Wade: Youre Gary?
RUclips: Yes, this game is clearly Garys Mod
Oh my god I miss the Gary’s Mod episodes
@@TheSugaroreo imissthetrynottolaughepisode:(
@HunterXJacob it is gary’s mod wdym
@@sudokee7063 should I woooosh you
"We just go"
- Markiplier
Nice double commenting
Nice double commenting
do i have to go? 😆🤣
...
...
...
that's what she said
Dude I almost had a heart attack when the skull golf ball appeared on screen. I was wiping mustard/ketchup off of my laptop that I spilled I thought I big time messed up. Thanks Mark
"Once upon a time, there was a really Stupid Wade. He was so stupid that everybody died. THE END" - Wade, probably
"THERE SHOULD BE A BIG SIGN ON MY HEAD THAT SAYS, 'STUPID STUPID WADE - HE WAS SO STUPID... OH, *STUPID* " -Wade 2020
ITS CALLED THE UGLY BARNACLE
Wade, *definitely*
@@blackout_duke3161 I have been *summoned* ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
@@skumington hehehe nice
I think at this point Mark has JUST fully matured after 30 years of being a teen
Right concept, but wrong stages. He went from being a big baby (due to always screaming, crying, and being very loud yet entertaining) to being a teen (now he’s a little more calm, but he’s upgraded to complaining, getting salty, having violent mood swings, and of course sulking)
You can’t say that. He told Bob and Wade to eat his chungus in this episode 😂😂
Lol nah
FACTS
And that's fine. We all care for him and love his content all the same.
Mark: “This is Golf Around. Not Golf With Your Friends. Golf Around.”
Me: But with your friends?
Golf Around With Your Friends
Golf your friends around
@@ryanbui2046 Golf your friends around like golf balls, they deserve it LMFAO
True lmao
pretty much the same game different name 😆🤣
11:40-11:48 with Mark going in the lava and Wade shrieking with after him made me laugh soooo hard, I replayed it several times
"my body hurts from the amount of joy i'm getting from this."
same bob, same.
I am literally crying and coughing from laughing so hard
გვიყვარს
just imagine someone outside of the room listening them screaming, crying and saying "i got the wrong hole, where's the right hole?!"
Lmao
𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨
𝑶 𝒉 𝒏 𝒐
You dont want your doctor to say that.
"Don't stop jumping!"
*immediately jumps*
*dies*
12:56 Bob's little korok "ya-hah!" for some reason had me in tears
That was my favorite part lol it was too cute
I’m pretty sure I went feral for half a second when I first heard that.
@@thequeenofcringe1585 same man i got flashbacks
so if golf is a sport, is this also a sport?
This is minigolf
if badminton is a sport, is stick badminton (game) a sport?
No
Mark puts the E in Esports.
Well, ya don’t see professional MINI golf on TV, do you?
"Golf Around is not golf with your friends."
Me: *Pretty sure it is*
@DarkDragon's FunDungeon ok boomer
@@muzankibutsuji8919 no he’s right. Some of these maps are almost identical.
The game is pretty much the same with the exception of the engine used to make it. This looks like it is smoother with more functional mechanics and better level editing. And in regards to similar maps; it isn't hard to accidentally make similar maps, it doesn't seem blatent
@@tikvahlanz6335 I know, I’m just memeing
only pretty sure? 😆🤣
What happens if you touch the stove when its hot?
Wade: YOU ROAST!!!!!!!!!!! (17:56)
Love it
I love Wade he is hilarious 🤣
Wade has me crying
Still one of the funniest moments from the 3 Peens podcast days. 😂
Mark and bob: having a good time
Wade: Raging over him doing stupid moves
23:41
Two in the Hole Ready to go!! We be fast and they be slow.
Yeeees
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE 👁👄👁
怎么了
@@luna_moth_mars yea it’s like me is a wizard
@@luna_moth_mars it’s because he wants to grow his dead channel
Mark: I'm having horrible flashbacks
Flashback: Oh there's a measurement for power?
I'm so glad someone else remembers that
I WAS EATING AND I READ YOUR COMMENT AND CHOKED BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED THAT ON JACK'S CHANNEL
THERE’S BAAAAAAAARS?!
Mark: I WAS TRYING TO USE THE SQUARES AS LIKE, A MEASUREMENT SYSTEM!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?!?!?
Seán:... It's at the bottom of the screen...
Mark: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!
Seán: It's at the bottom of the f*****g screen...
Mark: *continues to rage*
Bob and Wade: *dying of laughter in the background*
Mark: My mic was in the way!
Me: *sees dungeon*
Me having flashbacks: "THE EGG CAN NOT GO OFF THE RAMP!"
What video was that again?
@@captainnihilo I can't remember, maeby the "Day Markiplier went Insane", idk? But it's the one with Ethan.
"GUYS GUYS IT WONT GO!
That was full power..."
21:00 Mark: You guys are cheating with all your weird strats, I am- *A GOD*
"I'm a Gary, Hagird!"
-Bob, 2021
@ 24:26
It's a nice mini-golf game
Yes
Yes
It's like Golf With Friends but less intense, so I agree
You're like Justin Y. but less clever
@@schreinnn Justin isn't very clever to begin with anyways
"Look guys, you are cheating with those weird strats. I am-"
*accidentally discovers the easiest way to get in the hole*
"A GOD"
Yah that was hilarious
21:56 "Salmon color, because of too much bone broth, You grilled too hard and got bone broth madness". Bob 2021 lol
Mark: *Says* "Oh No" a hundred times.
Me: Expects him to use the Knuckles OH NO sooner or later.
You were right!
Mark yelling "eat my chongus" just hits different
The sounds of success
28:06
Mark: so this game is called golf around
RUclips: *you’re playing Garry’s Mod*
@@commentmemes0 That made little to no sense
@@TGerhardt It says he's playing Garry's Mod at the bottom of the description
@@TGerhardt What makes sense on RUclips ?
@@commentmemes0 hmmmmm
Ots because they're all garrys
wade is the funniest human alive, every word he says makes me spiral and i will never think otherwise
Jack and the lads: *casual playing*
Mark and the bois: *survival of the fittest*
*rex noises as mark furiously hits a ball with a golf club*
"god damnit daddy doesn't ever call me anymore"
Wade says the weirdest most random things in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They kick, they love, but they do not wear a glove."
Mark: I am getting horrible flashbacks
Good to know Mark that you can see the power bar
Underrated comment
22:25 context for wade’s shout: he got foxy jumpscared on his stream (you can actually kind of hear it through his headphones)
Mark: I'm having flashbacks.
His flashbacks: The fitnessgram pacer test is a-
3 MILE MARK! 3 MILE MARK! 3 MILE MARK!
I fucking love that test tho
-multistage aerobic capacitor test that-
This is a mood:
“This music, while delightful, is going to make me kill myself.”
"Not that I don't like it. I just hate it with *every fiber of my being* "
Real mood. 😂
Bob is a comic genius
Mark: *swears profusely*
Lixian: it’s fine
Mark: says sim-
Lixian:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He censored it himself with his soundboard
I'm confused as to why they chose to censor the word simple, and part of me hopes it was a bit.
@@Woodland_Adventures twitch banned the word simp and you can banned for using it. They were making of it
@@jelly2317 Wait, did twitch actually ban that word? I thought it was just a joke. XD
@@acrojen03 suicide is looking better by the moment
26:27 Just the laugh explosion from Bob made my soul almost leave my body from laughter
mark really goes from "NOOOO WHYYY?!?!?"
to "i a m a g o d"
That moment when Mark bleeps simple cause twitch tos is banning “simp”
So just cuz simp is in simple they have to bleep it?
@@Dannylives1 Yup. Like how when I share Bitchute links in Discord servers that have censor bots, I get flagged for inappropriate language because Bitchute has the word "Bitch" in it.
@@ViolarulesGaming wow that's just...I need a new word for how stupid that is
@@Dannylives1 I agree that it is stupid
Thank you for explaining I didn’t know if that was just a bit they were doing
I fully expected Mark to sing the “In the hole” song from when he played Human Fall Flat
Same
23:39
Wade really radiates Arin Hanson vibes here, not gonna lie. The things he says, the ways he said it. “OH, STUPID” is EXACTLY something Arin would say
"our balls can touch" is a sentence I'd never thought id actually hear
Really? I'm not surprised by it at all considering their history lolol
@@anichka101 oh don't get me wrong lmao, I'm not surprised in the slightest that *they* said it, I just never expected that sentence to be said out loud in general 🤣
Mark: promotes his Life After Death merch
Everyone: _sobbing in pain_
Take my like damn you, because you’re right
Anyone else getting subtle hints of Unus Annus? No? Just me? Okay then
@@summerodom6837 that’s why we’re sobbing in pain 😭 Also take my like as well
For some reason I didn't watch any unus annus videos. So I can't relate
Again what the heck are you crying over the merch doesn't look so bad you need to cry about, pull yourself together people. Unless you are crying because of how annoying and obtrusive the ad was that completely ruined the flow of the video, because I would at least understand even though it is still nothing to cry over.
Bob: Oh no, cheeses.
Mark: I think this is meant to distract me guys.
5:30
Wade: “These are my people, they will let me pass”
Everyone: Wade why did you just call yourself a chicken?
Mark: later makes a comment of Wade being a chicken
*video:* _fades to black and transitions to a skull_
*me:* UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS.......
I thought it was something like that too
YESSSS
Hey now dont try this at home....
It's the dance of Italy ho woa woa woah it's it's dance of Italy ho woa woa woahh
Wade screaming " OH, STUPID! " sounded like Egoraptor when he gets angry.
I think Mark is at his best when he’s with Bob and Wade
I just love when Wade goes "NOOO! I mean nice shot, nice shot" gets me everytime.
" God damnit daddy doesn't ever call me anymore. " - IM SORRY, WHAT??
All of Hamilton's other kids after Ten Duel Commandments: "first time?"
Me: mom can we get golf with friends!
Mom: no we have golf with friends at home!
Golf with fiends at home:
Bob: “Mark we gotta Go!”
Mark: “ Ahhhh!!
15:23
Thank you This is my favorite part onnis video ong
Bob just became Cleetus
23:36 "STUPID, STUPID WADE!" It made my day😂
20:56 "They kick, they love, but they do not wear a glove" - Wade 2021 😂😂
What
Bob: *Dies*
Mark: *Tea Kettle Noises*
Markiplier: uploads
Everyone: straight to the comments
@@baruki Nah
Yup
@@baruki no
Ikr
True
19:22 is somehow the one thing that made my day better with bob’s “bonk bonk boys” 🤣
Mark: "so this is golf around"
RUclips: "this is Garry's mod"
Me: "it's Garry's mod"
allll the leaves are brown
i wouldn't be surprised if this was a gmod mod on the workshop
thank god, a relatively normal level
**level has fire breathing dragons**
well tecnically he was crushed a couple of times in the last round
The way that merch plug was placed, it made me think: one of these days, Mark is gonna post was looks like a completely normal LP of some random game like this, then part of the way through it's just gonna become...A THING. I don't know what but it'll take a turn
Bob just casually saying "I'm sure we could put that together" gets me every f**king time😭
“I’m getting horrible flashbacks”
I get that every Monday when I have to log in into class
Same
Did anyone else noticed how happy mark is today? Like very giggly today😂 no just me? Ok
I know right? I can’t stop smiling because of it
"Life after death merch limited time only"
How limited? Like... one year?
Tick... tick... tick... tick...
You gotta die to get it its limited
*To the DeAd*
I about died at hole 9. "It's not the last one" "IT'S NOT THE FIRST ONE, MARK!" Just watching them shoot off and jump was hilarious, but then hearing the voices.....
Happy New Years 🎉
Happy New Years :)
Same to you :)
Happy New year friends!
"This is the way." I freaked out when he said that.
I actually screamed "DID MARK BECOME A MANDALORIAN??"
Don't read my name!!
@@bruh3585 Really dude?-
@@bruh3585 pls stop -._-.
I get the reference but why is it scary LOL
why is watching them play mini golf so entertaining and hilarious...if they don’t do it again i’ll be mad
"They kick, they love but they do not wear a glove. " ~Wade 2021