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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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    This game of UNO will never... ever... end...
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    BOB ► / muyskerm
    WADE ► / lordminion777
    MORE UNO ► • UNCUT and UNCENSORED!!...
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @axel322
    @axel322 3 года назад +11032

    19:56
    Wade: "Y'know Bob I'm feeling particularly nice, have your hand back"
    Bob: *"W A S U N"*

    • @summershine_
      @summershine_ 3 года назад +466

      I laughed waaaaaaaay too hard in that part.

    • @D1EHARDTOO
      @D1EHARDTOO 3 года назад +295

      I feel like Bob was Carl Wheezer in a past life

    • @MnMJax
      @MnMJax 3 года назад +133

      Thank you for this timestamp, I'm literally crying laughing

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 3 года назад +120

      When you wasun

    • @tyredsauce
      @tyredsauce 3 года назад +79

      Wasun is now my catchphrase.

  • @ismellstatic
    @ismellstatic 3 года назад +7706

    Bob going "Wait a minute" like eight times in a row each with a different emotion was fucking priceless

  • @markpetrov9476
    @markpetrov9476 3 года назад +6754

    Wasun deserves a place on the same shelf as that one autotune sneeze.

    • @octopuppy5611
      @octopuppy5611 3 года назад +256

      That sneeze is my notification sound 😂

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 2 года назад +171

      Blues. Snooze. *sneezes in autotune*

    • @humbleinfinity1502
      @humbleinfinity1502 2 года назад +349

      "Blues!"
      "Snooze!"
      _"HÄPŒUF"_

    • @officialdonkey
      @officialdonkey 2 года назад +29

      @@octopuppy5611 SAME it’s my text tone

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 2 года назад +7

      With Radal Memes autotune in third place

  • @alextproductions1118
    @alextproductions1118 Год назад +3958

    I love how nobody mentions Bob’s “You make good friend of me for a lotta years.” Golden statement

    • @Exetressdash
      @Exetressdash Год назад +21

      I loved it

    • @alextproductions1118
      @alextproductions1118 Год назад +4

      @marcoscolga24 ??

    • @ri907
      @ri907 Год назад +11

      Timestamp: 14:40

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq Год назад

      I feel like he said "frenemy"

    • @alextproductions1118
      @alextproductions1118 Год назад +12

      @@Tasoq there’s literally subtitles. Plus they’re actually friends so where would frenemy even come from?

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 3 года назад +4485

    Honestly Mark quietly choosing not to screw Bob in the background was so wholesome.

  • @YourCo-workerAlbedo
    @YourCo-workerAlbedo 3 года назад +9519

    Watching Mark, Wade and Bob play UNO is a part of self-care routine for me

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 года назад +123

      It just makes you feel good y’know?

    • @YourCo-workerAlbedo
      @YourCo-workerAlbedo 3 года назад +48

      @@matttale7918 Yes!!! 😩

    • @akscraggy2434
      @akscraggy2434 3 года назад +133

      I play the uno playlist every time I go to bed

    • @PossumLover72303
      @PossumLover72303 3 года назад +6

      That's believable for someone with a danganronpa pfp lmao

    • @HeyTay96
      @HeyTay96 3 года назад +54

      @@akscraggy2434 it's all fun and games until you wake up to yelling 🤣

  • @seanmcaodhagain9447
    @seanmcaodhagain9447 3 года назад +3670

    "Wade: "Don't be a Cucktopus"
    "Mark: *shlshhlllslhlslhslhslhslsh* "

    • @cessnafun5385
      @cessnafun5385 3 года назад +30

      **Laughs in Demon**

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 3 года назад +20

      @The Spatza I am inclined to disagree

    • @kiraakabane4199
      @kiraakabane4199 3 года назад +55

      @The Spatza This comment has nothing to do with religion, and stop trying to change other people's viewpoints just because you don't believe in it

    • @darklord-rf8yd
      @darklord-rf8yd 3 года назад +16

      @The Spatza What are you replying to?

    • @migin_77
      @migin_77 3 года назад +15

      @@darklord-rf8yd the videos on their RUclips channel make their comment less surprising. They have videos of them burning the Bible and Quran in Minecraft

  • @kitsune917
    @kitsune917 3 года назад +1632

    20:20 anyone realise bob's laugh literally had a rhythm/ melody to it

    • @Dreemurr5
      @Dreemurr5 3 года назад +125

      Yo if you are good with music or anything could you please make a remix of nothing but that laugh melody

    • @cottenanimations2763
      @cottenanimations2763 3 года назад +43

      Now I do

    • @elizabethlacy8869
      @elizabethlacy8869 2 года назад +51

      I didn't until I saw this comment now I can't unhear it 😂

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 2 года назад +38

      It really sounds like how a trumpet player would phrase in a big band solo

    • @ericmaloney6730
      @ericmaloney6730 Год назад +43

      Ha-hu-ha-hu-hu-ha-haaaaa

  • @speedytrelawny9123
    @speedytrelawny9123 3 года назад +5574

    *"Finally my revenge is coming to fruition"*
    Glowbox: **lays a zero card down**
    Wade: *fuCK*

    • @speedytrelawny9123
      @speedytrelawny9123 3 года назад +110

      @The Spatza what does my comment have to do with god😂

    • @hermesthegreek5247
      @hermesthegreek5247 3 года назад +134

      @The Spatza This is literally what happens when you overdose on vitamin gummies.

    • @speedytrelawny9123
      @speedytrelawny9123 3 года назад +57

      @@hermesthegreek5247 I think they're on something

    • @stormynight4856
      @stormynight4856 3 года назад +67

      @The Spatza A wild internet troll has appeared *pokemon theme intensifies*

    • @bertholdthoover8793
      @bertholdthoover8793 3 года назад +6

      @The Spatza ?

  • @DeeTower
    @DeeTower 3 года назад +2749

    I'm sorry, Bob's "guh" had me crying.

    • @ram-hu4hn
      @ram-hu4hn 3 года назад +25

      taking after Mori

    • @thatredpyro6890
      @thatredpyro6890 3 года назад +3

      @@eldiosxd270 ugh gross

    • @wheresthepaprika7763
      @wheresthepaprika7763 3 года назад +4

      @@ram-hu4hn the rabbit hole is spreading

    • @ram-hu4hn
      @ram-hu4hn 3 года назад +4

      @@wheresthepaprika7763 i shall be the ambassador 💀

    • @ND62511
      @ND62511 3 года назад +8

      Next UNO ep will have Mark say “wah”, revealing his true nature as a takodachi

  • @coolgreenbot7368
    @coolgreenbot7368 3 года назад +6177

    Top Bob moments of this video:
    -10:10 you knew
    -13:15 wait a minute
    -16:55 you know
    -19:55 wasun
    -3:10 you can’t jump in
    -21:50 slpslpslpslpslp
    -14:21 we’re doing it
    -0:58 GOTTEM!
    -6:34 Guhhh

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 3 года назад +186

      How could you miss "Oh, you can't jump in on those..." at 3:16

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 3 года назад +50

      @Kyliena Matias honestly that one was obscenely funny to me

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 3 года назад +89

      Don't forget 14:21 "We're doing it!"

    • @drakenn342
      @drakenn342 3 года назад +86

      The wasun and cucktopus killed me

    • @Nemiitix
      @Nemiitix 3 года назад +25

      You missed u c k

  • @blacksailorscout1329
    @blacksailorscout1329 3 года назад +889

    13:21 Bob experiences a wide range of emotions

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 2 года назад +47

      “Hey wait a minute. Well, hey wait a m- wait Hey wait a minute!”

    • @solidturtle6910
      @solidturtle6910 8 месяцев назад +9

      hey wade a minute

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis 3 года назад +7963

    Mark: "We're doing it We're doing it!"
    Bob: "We're doing it we're doing it!"
    Both chanting: "WE'RE DOING IT WE'RE DOING IT!!"
    I fucking lost it.

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 3 года назад +39

      Dude same

    • @emiranda2491
      @emiranda2491 3 года назад +24

      Me three!🤣

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 года назад +40

      That was beautiful.

    • @CuteSkyler
      @CuteSkyler 3 года назад +48

      doin it doin it doin it well
      doin it doin it doin it well
      doin it doin it doin it well
      i represent taco-bell dorito shell

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 года назад +53

      Wade: Audible pain.

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 года назад +5359

    Ok that thumbnail was impressive 😂

  • @TylerPlayGame
    @TylerPlayGame 3 года назад +5319

    I will never tire of watching these three play Uno

    • @ninzembo908
      @ninzembo908 3 года назад +36

      4

    • @TylerPlayGame
      @TylerPlayGame 3 года назад +74

      @@ninzembo908 Yes, that's true. Globox does deserve to be recognized as well

    • @jadeh1878
      @jadeh1878 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @ngrainbows4755
      @ngrainbows4755 3 года назад +11

      @The Spatza what if i believe in invisible guardian unicorns instead of god

    • @LdashJ
      @LdashJ 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @AriiAniaismyname
    @AriiAniaismyname 3 года назад +3573

    My favorite parts:
    "We're doing it, we're doing it, we'RE DOING IT"
    "W A S U N"
    "Can we keep it re-- *dying noises*"

    • @quinn3499
      @quinn3499 Год назад +107

      "you got more red buddy?"
      "ah ha yOU KNOW I DO"
      is mine lol

    • @nyxxie-pooh
      @nyxxie-pooh Год назад +40

      Mine has to be "My teammate, we did it!" from Mark with pure glee and the weirdest accent 😭

    • @nd35780
      @nd35780 Год назад +57

      Y’all are forgetting the classic…
      WHAT WERE YOU SAYING SIR?!? *ABOUT **_MY_** CUCKTOPUS?!?*

    • @meizuman
      @meizuman Год назад +3

      What's the timestamp for wasun

    • @he_7
      @he_7 Год назад +23

      19:57 is when the infamous "wasun" occurred

  • @wewowewo8938
    @wewowewo8938 3 года назад +12913

    Bob: “You got more red Mark?” ( Mark’s insane giggling intensifies) “yOu kNOw I dO!”

    • @steeeve1119
      @steeeve1119 3 года назад +483

      Warfstache slipped out lol

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 года назад +478

      "BUDDY!!! FRIEND!!!"

    • @Pinkus_
      @Pinkus_ 3 года назад +327

      MY TEAMMATE

    • @kingjude8035
      @kingjude8035 3 года назад +85

      Monster from goonies replaces mark

    • @alphastronghold715
      @alphastronghold715 3 года назад +209

      “HeuGH HKNOW I DoO!” -Wilford Warfstache 2021

  • @gloriajasmine937
    @gloriajasmine937 3 года назад +15072

    Could we take a moment and appreciate that wade survived getting hit by a freaking semi truck. Like how lucky is this man.

    • @CryptidCollective
      @CryptidCollective 3 года назад +702

      Wait, what? Is this a joke or is this serious? I can’t find any info on this- is it mentioned in the video I just started watching it

    • @aidanmasterson3095
      @aidanmasterson3095 3 года назад +104

      Yes.

    • @YourCo-workerAlbedo
      @YourCo-workerAlbedo 3 года назад +703

      @@CryptidCollective Wade tweeted about it 8:01

    • @WolfQuestfan2468
      @WolfQuestfan2468 3 года назад +773

      I also got hit by a semi-truck a couple years ago on the highway. I feel Wade for his relief for surviving it.

    • @kurtgobang
      @kurtgobang 3 года назад +22

      He can easily be replaced lol. Grow up kid

  • @kookiebunny5925
    @kookiebunny5925 3 года назад +895

    Bob: got any more reds, Mark?
    Mark: *ungodly noises of success*

    • @kirbbys
      @kirbbys 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @toastghost342
      @toastghost342 3 года назад +46

      Bob: Got any more reds, Mark?
      Mark: oH yOu KnOw I dO hEhEhEhEhE

    • @alexanderbounds3742
      @alexanderbounds3742 3 года назад +25

      *wilford warfstache intensifies*

  • @pyramidteam9961
    @pyramidteam9961 3 года назад +1068

    6:54 Here we see the butterfly effect in action, Mark's simple act of drawing a blue reverse gave Bob the ability to reverse it again and change it to yellow, making Mark's only possible move playing his yellow nine, which in turn forced wade to draw a yellow reverse. That made it so Mark drew the card that copies the effects of the card underneath, reversing it again to Wade's turn while maintaining a color he does not have. This caused Wade to draw and play a yellow two, giving Globox the power to change the color to green, making Bob's only move to skip Mark's turn.
    One flap of a butterfly's wings, caused a tornado.
    One draw of a blue reverse, caused Mark to skip his turn.
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

  • @chaninzard674
    @chaninzard674 3 года назад +4760

    Petition to make “Wasun” a new way to say “thank you”

  • @LInk02
    @LInk02 3 года назад +4449

    next time... The Return of Barbara )))

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 3 года назад +9263

    The true UNO MVP goes to Globox.

    • @mattsugrim7132
      @mattsugrim7132 3 года назад +208

      Barbara is the MVP of UNO. No contest. She slaps Wade's cheeks for purely our entertainment.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 3 года назад +41

      @@mattsugrim7132 Another reason why tomboys are best in every scenario :y

    • @j.chillydawson1807
      @j.chillydawson1807 3 года назад +51

      Don't forget Bwah, Bwaah, and Bwaaah
      but, f*ck barbara

    • @ItsWesels
      @ItsWesels 3 года назад +16

      *You misspelled Barbara, kind peer

    • @DissonantSynth
      @DissonantSynth 3 года назад +21

      Globox is Barb's spirit animal

  • @elliot8024
    @elliot8024 3 года назад +3902

    3:51
    "Nicely done, hero!"
    "Thanks, Narrator"

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 3 года назад +1812

    Mark: “Is someone gonna complain!”
    Me: *reads title* “I believe all of you are going to complain pretty soon.”

    • @user-ji8ps7jf9y
      @user-ji8ps7jf9y 3 года назад +1

      :D

    • @firstryft
      @firstryft 3 года назад +5

      @The Spatza shut up bro no one even said anything about The Gods 🙄

    • @firstryft
      @firstryft 3 года назад +4

      @The Spatza or was there a person who deleted their comment?

    • @rootbeerpanda6182
      @rootbeerpanda6182 3 года назад +3

      @@firstryft nope saw this comment in a different one too :/

    • @MythicaIl
      @MythicaIl 3 года назад +8

      @The Spatza Dude just cause you don't believe in god doesn't mean I don't so if you have something to say about god keep it to yourself also no one was taking about god

  • @kaileenabonaduce227
    @kaileenabonaduce227 3 года назад +803

    Why does Old Bob look like he's going to create a dinosaur theme park?

    • @manudabral
      @manudabral 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeah I see that

    • @NueLei
      @NueLei 3 года назад +1

      Is it old or young Bob?

    • @aleshanoel689
      @aleshanoel689 3 года назад +4

      Why did I just watch the movies and come here to find this comment?

    • @stikk_bugg
      @stikk_bugg 3 года назад +9

      @The Spatza this was just completely unnecessary
      I'm an atheist but this really was not necessary

    • @jaquelinegronowski4638
      @jaquelinegronowski4638 3 года назад +1

      @ the Spatza
      I don't believe either but that doesn't mean that you have to say that under an Uno video

  • @artsycj9314
    @artsycj9314 3 года назад +632

    27:35 the “YoU KnOW i dO-“

  • @50shadesent.73
    @50shadesent.73 2 года назад +222

    3:50 nicely done hero
    8:56 revenge and uck
    10:12 team mark and glo
    12:40 complaining
    13:48 teaming
    14:22 doing it
    16:58 u know
    18:12 wade screams

  • @queen_gilgamesh
    @queen_gilgamesh 3 года назад +895

    Can we all take a sec to appreciate lixian and all the editors like robin because they work really hard and their edits are just so damn funny

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 3 года назад +9

      Unus annus

    • @jessicamason2526
      @jessicamason2526 3 года назад +9

      @@sirsanti8408 memento mori

    • @beefstroganoff1774
      @beefstroganoff1774 3 года назад +13

      They make the uno set up not boring and stationary, and that's really hard :)

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum 3 года назад +3

      yeah. marcus, rachel, and lixian do such a good job on marks channel.

    • @-vira-6422
      @-vira-6422 3 года назад

      Memento mori my friend

  • @undeadlegend696
    @undeadlegend696 3 года назад +1239

    Just remember:
    He make good friend of him for lotta years.

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 3 года назад +20

      @The Spatza wut

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 3 года назад +9

      @Masked Pariah Oh

    • @kiddiestrangler
      @kiddiestrangler 3 года назад +3

      @The Spatza wtf

    • @Its_M1zn
      @Its_M1zn 3 года назад +4

      @Masked Pariah Yeahh, i hate that thing :-) I've just want a good uno video and then that thing came
      (Edit: This video is good not saying that it's bad )

    • @eseerianknight0386
      @eseerianknight0386 3 года назад +1

      Yearbook quote

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 3 года назад +19087

    Let's be honest. Every game of UNO is the longest game ever. Only second to monopoly and third to marriage.

    • @DrWho2008t101
      @DrWho2008t101 3 года назад +181

      good point.

    • @papasquash919
      @papasquash919 3 года назад +686

      Longest game is waiting for Nevada to count votes

    • @dashturner6415
      @dashturner6415 3 года назад +208

      @@papasquash919 still going huh?

    • @chasity9324
      @chasity9324 3 года назад +158

      And don't forget the game of life

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 3 года назад +16

      Second? Ah, nevermind...

  • @JoeVO24
    @JoeVO24 Год назад +104

    wasun kills me every time, just the tone of bobs voice is so perfect-

    • @savageratentertainment
      @savageratentertainment 10 месяцев назад +6

      what kills me is the whole "what were you saying SIR?? ABOUT MY COCKTAPUS?!?!" Bob: "Wade: Don't be a cocktapus Mark: *squishing sounds* "
      I die every time xD

  • @KUMAKURA
    @KUMAKURA 3 года назад +3226

    "the longest uno game ever played"
    **laughs in uno: the movie**

    • @Tsamane
      @Tsamane 3 года назад +126

      Here's lookin' at you kid.

    • @Rocker4JCforever
      @Rocker4JCforever 3 года назад +66

      Wondered if I'd find this comment here. Uno: The Movie laughs at your puny half-hour video.

    • @miamicra1836
      @miamicra1836 3 года назад +7

      ASRA MY SWEET LOVE!
      Your pfp is 🤤

    • @means_well
      @means_well 3 года назад +36

      Until this video has it's own imdb page the title better change

    • @antisocialbear-wolf
      @antisocialbear-wolf 3 года назад +15

      Am I the only one who immediately finished this video and went to rewatch it?

  • @rhysnelson6077
    @rhysnelson6077 3 года назад +1448

    A summary of this episode:
    “WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT!!!!!”

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад +912

    Wade: *Loses a round*
    Wade: “IT WAS BARBARA!!!”

  • @MRSFOOSHEE
    @MRSFOOSHEE 2 года назад +94

    14:34
    Mark,bob,computer:we’re doing it we’re doing it we’re doing it
    Wade: NOOOooOoOo

  • @max3cubed676
    @max3cubed676 3 года назад +553

    Bob: "Hey mark got any more reds?"
    Wade: "NOOO"
    Mark: *Smiles and places the red reverse* "Yeeeeeeees"

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 3 года назад +15

      the fact he won with a reverse card when Bob was obviously like "I'm sure he doesn't have any more reds, he couldn't" in his head... and that Wade NOOO XD

    • @GENERIC-cs2
      @GENERIC-cs2 3 года назад +3

      2013 Mark came out at the end lol

    • @VixenVulpix266
      @VixenVulpix266 3 года назад

      @@GENERIC-cs2 wow that is weird, your using Markiplier's profile.

    • @GENERIC-cs2
      @GENERIC-cs2 3 года назад +2

      @@VixenVulpix266 just a fan

  • @ebirds6760
    @ebirds6760 3 года назад +1362

    I did not expect to wake up to a short haired mark again

    • @jjokkomi24
      @jjokkomi24 3 года назад +45

      SAME I JUST FINSIEHD WATCHING HIM PLAY AT DEAD OF NIGHT SO I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO HAVE LONG HAIR SMH

    • @ebirds6760
      @ebirds6760 3 года назад +95

      @The Spatza jokes on you, Im an athiest

    • @roostercubed7278
      @roostercubed7278 3 года назад +59

      @The Spatza I really hope God is real and you can feel dumb at the gates of hell for being so certain 😂

    • @ebirds6760
      @ebirds6760 3 года назад +2

      @Galon Newman i figured lol

    • @thekoolkiwiii
      @thekoolkiwiii 3 года назад +4

      @@roostercubed7278 The Rowan Atkinson sketch comes to mind lol

  • @duffinmcmuffin9367
    @duffinmcmuffin9367 3 года назад +730

    UNO, the game that creates friendships and destroys them right after.

    • @Marchello21
      @Marchello21 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @SpaceGT_07
      @SpaceGT_07 3 года назад +2

      A donut approves this as well

    • @yoccoo_
      @yoccoo_ 3 года назад +2

      True.

    • @alihossain2k24
      @alihossain2k24 3 года назад +1

      Blog 🙏

    • @kdraddict
      @kdraddict 3 года назад +1

      This is why I'm lonely all the time thanks do reminding me 😊

  • @trickolas
    @trickolas 3 года назад +6843

    “What were you saying SIR, about MY CUCKTUPUS!?” I lose it everytime

    • @aliyalackey7917
      @aliyalackey7917 3 года назад +113

      21:41 HAHAHAAAA

    • @WoodskeeperTarkov
      @WoodskeeperTarkov 3 года назад +68

      "Wait don't be a cucktupus mark slslslslslslslslsls" "(laughing)"

    • @oliviatucker1950
      @oliviatucker1950 3 года назад +12

      same

    • @kayleigh8793
      @kayleigh8793 3 года назад +103

      @@WoodskeeperTarkov it'd be:
      Wade: "Don't be a cucktupus"
      Mark: lplplplplplplplps
      Bob was quoting them lol

    • @sarahmcdonald4787
      @sarahmcdonald4787 3 года назад +31

      No de-fart-station KILLED me😂😂😂😂

  • @JoeyTDoesThings
    @JoeyTDoesThings 3 года назад +479

    20:52
    Wait, can we leave it re-
    [Stroke intensifies]

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 3 года назад +825

    Globox: 'Advanced Hacking Uno Skills.'
    Barbara: *'Advanced Strategic +8 Cardd Attacking Skills'*

    • @amnathegrande
      @amnathegrande 3 года назад +4

      @Antonio Trivelloni that's one thing that's similar between them.

    • @roberthanson3026
      @roberthanson3026 2 года назад

      @@amnathegrande I see

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Год назад +29

    26:09 "Save me!" _proceeds to get stabbed by every card he draws_
    That end card sums up Wade's emotional state in all card/board games he plays with The Distractibles.

  • @zBrainlezz
    @zBrainlezz 3 года назад +3579

    The way Mark and Bob's voices were in sync at 14:29 was pretty incredible

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 3 года назад +297

    "I got a good feeling about this."
    -Bob right before the worst thing possible happens

  • @ashtheegg_8123
    @ashtheegg_8123 3 года назад +427

    21:49, by far my favorite part
    Bob: "Wade don't be a cucktopus....mark slusluslusluslu"

    • @westbro8591
      @westbro8591 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus 10 месяцев назад +3

      Wade: Don't be a cucktopus.
      Mark: 21:52

  • @dontaskquestions8721
    @dontaskquestions8721 3 года назад +96

    Listening to this video in the background makes me realize how much of this can be taken out if context
    "We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it! YESSS!"

  • @mrimpgnomes3523
    @mrimpgnomes3523 3 года назад +839

    I love how every time they play uno they basically forget everything and have to spend the first 8 minutes figuring out what the hell is going on.

  • @farismallah5740
    @farismallah5740 3 года назад +854

    Heh...y’all haven’t even SEEN “UNO: The Movie” by achievement hunter, they had to switch a dude out and call their significant others to say they’re coming home late

    • @MercyGrrl15
      @MercyGrrl15 3 года назад +27

      Ha, that was literally my thought too!

    • @TheKat9513
      @TheKat9513 3 года назад +26

      It was during the election too

    • @conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055
      @conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055 3 года назад +32

      I miss the old AH.....Hate the fuck out of Ryan now....and the other bois are split up. God this sucks

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +2

      Precisely my thoughts.

    • @felbarashla
      @felbarashla 3 года назад +27

      I’m still waiting for Uno 2: Here’s Looking at you Kid.

  • @bluemario610
    @bluemario610 3 года назад +181

    10:09 YOU KNEW!
    14:22 We're doing it!
    19:54 Wasun

    • @coldwind6556
      @coldwind6556 3 года назад +2

      Not helpful wtf is the point of skipping to just those moments 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @bluemario610
      @bluemario610 3 года назад +35

      @@coldwind6556 dude chill, it's just my favorite moments, I mostly keep the comment for myself to get to those moments again later if I want. You don't HAVE to click that

    • @JalenKenobi
      @JalenKenobi 3 года назад +1

      @@bluemario610 exactly 😂😂

    • @mariellenpellegrino
      @mariellenpellegrino 3 года назад +1

      may I add 13:18 "Hey wait a minute!"

    • @twixster1884
      @twixster1884 3 года назад +4

      20:16 Defartedstation

  • @lavarain8961
    @lavarain8961 Год назад +283

    12:53 Bob got older in a few movements 💀

  • @iseeyou6985
    @iseeyou6985 3 года назад +312

    6:20
    "Alright I got a problem for this solution"
    -Bob

  • @BerryCuteCreations
    @BerryCuteCreations 3 года назад +638

    "Got more red mark?"
    "YoU KnOw I Do!"

    • @ThatGuyNyan
      @ThatGuyNyan 3 года назад +5

      I got the "I read it just as he said it" It's been a while

    • @bangalore6505
      @bangalore6505 3 года назад

      Yeah. . . But this comment doesn't change the fact that i don't fucking care.

    • @xxnocturnaltank859
      @xxnocturnaltank859 3 года назад +1

      @@bangalore6505 wait, sorry, I don't understand...

    • @bangalore6505
      @bangalore6505 3 года назад

      @@xxnocturnaltank859 oh sorry, i don't actually mean what i said, there is an account who is talking about religion, and i couldn't care less. Not harmful to you or anyone, i bet your an amazing person.

    • @xxnocturnaltank859
      @xxnocturnaltank859 3 года назад +1

      @@bangalore6505 nahnahnah, I just don't understand when the fuck anybody asked.

  • @KarmaNeverTouches
    @KarmaNeverTouches 3 года назад +323

    21:38 is one of the funnest damn things I've seen.
    The timing was just... spot on.

  • @ccrazy101
    @ccrazy101 2 года назад +111

    I love the way Markiplier slurred "YOU KNOW I DO!!"

  • @mari._.ri2623
    @mari._.ri2623 3 года назад +383

    27:35 the NOISE that came out of that man’s MOUTH HDSKSKS

  • @sabrinareyes6688
    @sabrinareyes6688 3 года назад +465

    I want a Snapchat filter that makes my own “angry Wade” meme.

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 года назад +9

      I’d pay about 5 bucks for an app that does that. It’s certainly get used every day XD

    • @hahlookitsgold9496
      @hahlookitsgold9496 3 года назад

      That is Amaazing

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites 3 года назад

      Timestamp please

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 года назад

      @@Lastofthesigilites 8:04

  • @ConstantChanger1000
    @ConstantChanger1000 3 года назад +242

    The longest game ever?
    Uno: The Movie has entered the chat.

  • @beezee4053
    @beezee4053 2 года назад +115

    Trying to suppress my laughter in a dead silent class room while watching this was the MOST difficult thing I have ever had to do in all my years of living

  • @wazkalia
    @wazkalia 3 года назад +175

    Everytime Bob laughs, my crops grow stronger, my acne clears, the sun comes out, and I get a boost of serotonin.

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 года назад +7

      Who the fuck is Sera Tonin

    • @AkakunaA-
      @AkakunaA- 3 года назад +5

      @@awebtoonreader4979 Serotonin is a chemical produced in our brains to stabilize our mood, emotions and make us feel more joyful.
      Serotonin also helps neurons communicate with other cells of our body more efficiently.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +6

      @@AkakunaA- I'm not an expert, but I think they might have been making a joke

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 3 года назад +10

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Who the fuck is Ma King Ajoke

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +4

      @@vistagreat9994 Ma King Ajoke is a really cool dude, very funny

  • @schwartzghandi
    @schwartzghandi 3 года назад +823

    clearly, Mark's never searched "Uno: The Movie"

  • @redd5405
    @redd5405 3 года назад +482

    Mark: what is wrong with my camera???
    “Are you seeing yourself truly for the first time?”
    😂😂😂

    • @thesnail2912
      @thesnail2912 3 года назад +6

      I just thought WHERE IS HIS HAIR

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 3 года назад +89

    "Aim that deck somewhere else."
    **CPU plays card that aims at Wade**

    • @kotabee3630
      @kotabee3630 Год назад +3

      Hate it when my **central processing unit** plays a card aimed at me

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 3 года назад +338

    Mark: Did anyone else see what happened there?
    Lixian: *shows that one of the UNO cards went through the deck*
    Wade: See what?
    Mark: This... *throws down a +2*
    Wade: *internally screaming*

    • @brundle_fly_3895
      @brundle_fly_3895 3 года назад +1

      that was hella slick

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 года назад

      @@brundle_fly_3895 I know right lol. I would totally do the same thing! 😂😂😂

  • @accentasmraudio4546
    @accentasmraudio4546 3 года назад +367

    Wade: “Nicely Done, Hero!”
    Bob: “Thank you, Narrator-“
    Your Narrator (in the background): “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @accentasmraudio4546
      @accentasmraudio4546 3 года назад +2

      Bob Bingi I can hear him now. “Juicy! Quick!! Grab my phone!!! I can record a tiktok while Narrator rages!”
      Juicy: “ *ANGRY GAGE NOISES INTENSIFY* “

    • @jackiechan715
      @jackiechan715 3 года назад +5

      You know, I've only recently been introduced to Josh, Narrator, Eddie, and the rest of them in the past month or so. My friend is a fan of theirs, and plays their videos sometimes when he goes to sleep. I heard some of the videos when I spent the night, and asked him about them in the morning. Now I love their stuff and I've gone through and watched a bunch of their videos, especially Narrator. That man is so amazing and wholesome.

    • @laineybarnett8509
      @laineybarnett8509 3 года назад

      @@jackiechan715 i don't think *wholesome* is quite the word for it but yeah :D

  • @God-nv7cp
    @God-nv7cp 3 года назад +160

    Mark Bob and Wade together are GOLD

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад

      *MARK. IS A, RUclips, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.!* nLL

    • @eduandeklerk
      @eduandeklerk 3 года назад +8

      @The Spatza that's your opinion don't hate on other people please we have our beliefs and you have yours

    • @God-nv7cp
      @God-nv7cp 3 года назад +5

      @@ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА mmhmmm yeah sure buddy.

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 3 года назад +11

      @The Spatza 🤦‍♀️ Time and place, person. Time and place. The screen name is clearly a joke, no one wants to deal with barely related preaching because of a joke.

    • @ethanhanson2421
      @ethanhanson2421 3 года назад +4

      @@AlashiaTuol it’s a copypasta. Similar things have been spammed in marks comments in the past

  • @twijackgfs
    @twijackgfs 2 года назад +50

    22:36 "lining what up? my death? me under the guillotine?" my favorite part 😭💀

  • @7nathanarmy
    @7nathanarmy 3 года назад +232

    nothing will ever be as funny as cucktopus I'm crying actual tears

    • @ShatteredLament
      @ShatteredLament 3 года назад +10

      But have you considered; hopping crow

    • @spektor7075
      @spektor7075 3 года назад +6

      What is with all the hearts in the names

    • @7nathanarmy
      @7nathanarmy 3 года назад +13

      @@spektor7075 ppl with hearts are channel members

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 3 года назад +2

      21:37

  • @daily-janitor
    @daily-janitor 3 года назад +677

    Mark: frames, frames, frames!!!
    Now Mark: Photo, Photo, Photo!!!
    *Darkiplier has arrived*

    • @daily-janitor
      @daily-janitor 3 года назад +18

      @The Spatza I'm sorry? Did I upset you in any way? I wasn't intending anything religious

    • @Khotetsu
      @Khotetsu 3 года назад +35

      @@daily-janitor Don't mind him, he's been spamming the same comment on every comment in this video. Just report for spam and ignore him, let RUclips deal with him.

    • @daily-janitor
      @daily-janitor 3 года назад +16

      @@Khotetsu Oh XD had me worried for a bit,
      I know sometimes my Autism can be a bit much.
      Thank you for letting me know!

    • @Khotetsu
      @Khotetsu 3 года назад +21

      @@daily-janitor No worries, I spent a good 5 minutes reporting his comments for spam just for the satisfaction of it, lol

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 года назад +3

      @@Khotetsu please do

  • @ineon_playz9964
    @ineon_playz9964 3 года назад +549

    19:57 I don't know why but I busted a gut when Bob said Wasn.

    • @AkizatheNacho
      @AkizatheNacho 3 года назад +36

      Wasn is german slang so I kinda died when He said that lol.
      It's a short term for "What is it?"

    • @xqcommunity
      @xqcommunity 3 года назад +15

      @@AkizatheNacho PLS THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

    • @me12.12
      @me12.12 2 года назад +2

      I misread this as nut and almost fell out of my chair

    • @ineon_playz9964
      @ineon_playz9964 2 года назад

      @@me12.12 Hey man whatever makes you happy

  • @justinethomas3789
    @justinethomas3789 3 года назад +201

    mark screaming “BAH” every time he plays the dragon card will forever make me laugh

  • @howler2158
    @howler2158 3 года назад +118

    I think we all missed the emotional rollercoaster that is Uno

  • @Mario2980
    @Mario2980 3 года назад +361

    Bob's dead inside
    Wade's rage outside
    And Mark is already a demon

    • @mattsugrim7132
      @mattsugrim7132 3 года назад +9

      Can you blame him? Bennett Foddy and Pogostuck sent him to the dark side.

    • @NexGenSaiyan21
      @NexGenSaiyan21 3 года назад +6

      @@mattsugrim7132 So, that means we've been watching Darkiplier and *NOT* Markiplier this whole time?

    • @mattsugrim7132
      @mattsugrim7132 3 года назад +6

      @@NexGenSaiyan21 I mean they're completely identical, so you're not totally wrong.

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 2 года назад +2

      That’s a terrible haiku

  • @iwanttoclimbatree
    @iwanttoclimbatree Год назад +93

    They synchronized when Bob and Mark were chanting
    "WE'RE DOING IT"

  • @rknight718
    @rknight718 3 года назад +683

    Mark: LONGEST GAME EVER PLAYED
    Comments: Um, Uno: The Movie?
    Me, an intellectual: The longest Uno game was 170 hours, played in Germany from the 5th to the 12th in January 2011.

    • @oDisasterpieceO874
      @oDisasterpieceO874 3 года назад +14

      Wait what?

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 года назад +2

      really?

    • @andrews8458
      @andrews8458 3 года назад +5

      @@Ronald98 I just looked it up it is true

    • @lianaddapaleldel2127
      @lianaddapaleldel2127 3 года назад +30

      i once played a game of Uno that lasted 8 hours. it was between two players and it was awful.

    • @DRock2048
      @DRock2048 3 года назад +23

      This is what I found on Yahoo:
      "There is yet to be an official world record for the longest game of UNO. What we have currently is the longest marathon of a card game in 2011, which lasted for 170 hours, and was achieved by Axel Barth, Sarah Birke, Don Kalal, Michael Ott, Rudi Scheunemann, and Sebastian Stoehr while playing a German card game called Schafkopf."

  • @angelbop
    @angelbop 3 года назад +1224

    Alternate title: Wade haves a mental breakdown while his friends laugh at him for 28 minutes

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 3 года назад +42

      "Yet again"

    • @angelbop
      @angelbop 3 года назад +8

      @@mattygee6852 Precisely

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 года назад +28

      Too confusing. That's basically every game.

    • @hoi_im_sky_or_jake2014
      @hoi_im_sky_or_jake2014 3 года назад +9

      correction that is every single game of uno they have ever played.

    • @thatredpyro6890
      @thatredpyro6890 3 года назад +8

      Cheating robot edition

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne Год назад +78

    wade getting hit by a semi then going "I hope I can still stream tonight" is like an asteroid hitting the earth and he goes "man I hope that won't affect my fishing performance"

  • @sakuyra1
    @sakuyra1 3 года назад +161

    Bob: Got any more red Mark?
    Mark: *_yOu kNoW i dO! bUdDY! FrIEnd!_*

  • @tddornPlays
    @tddornPlays 3 года назад +525

    "Longest Game Ever Played"
    Achievement Hunter fans: "There is another."

    • @valtant1051
      @valtant1051 3 года назад +9

      i was hoping someone would say this lmaoo

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад +1

      *MARK. IS A, RUclips, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.!* nLL

    • @mikapeterson8739
      @mikapeterson8739 3 года назад +21

      Me, searching the comments to see any AH fans talking about The Movie

    • @janedoe4929
      @janedoe4929 3 года назад +5

      Chilledchaos: Amateurs.

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 года назад +5

      @@ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА are you ok

  • @nightshadowsdomainipiler5966
    @nightshadowsdomainipiler5966 3 года назад +588

    An episode where Mark looks more like Metro Man than Metro Man
    Wow! Thanks for the likes everyone! Didn't think this comment would be popular!

  • @giangsang7545
    @giangsang7545 3 года назад +165

    Wade: "Don't be a cucktopus"
    Mark: *cucktopus noises*

  • @Jenazad.
    @Jenazad. 3 года назад +470

    Sorry Mark, that title still belongs to "Uno: The Movie"

    • @coldwind6556
      @coldwind6556 3 года назад

      Rip to mark

    • @BLACKSHIRTTIM
      @BLACKSHIRTTIM 3 года назад +17

      The fact that this is a little more than half the length of the HIGHLIGHT video, says it all

    • @BLACKSHIRTTIM
      @BLACKSHIRTTIM 3 года назад +5

      @Hannah Smith "Now, you won't believe this, but I can't go"

    • @aarona6420
      @aarona6420 3 года назад +3

      I can still watch that video from start to finish and be entertained.

    • @OwningMicrobe
      @OwningMicrobe 3 года назад +1

      I clicked this video right away to make suture someone said this

  • @harikrishnan5916
    @harikrishnan5916 3 года назад +505

    9:05
    Mark: *AhAAA!!*
    Wade: *UCK*
    *giggles*

  • @aezito9516
    @aezito9516 3 года назад +444

    "The Longest Game Ever Played."
    Achievement Hunter's "Uno: The Movie": "Hold my beer."

    • @SpookyTim16
      @SpookyTim16 3 года назад +23

      @The Spatza piss off bot

    • @aphroditae898
      @aphroditae898 3 года назад +11

      @The Spatza stop spamming jesus christ

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 3 года назад +2

      @The Spatza
      You good homie?

    • @Katsthepanda
      @Katsthepanda 3 года назад +1

      You mean cartoonz right? you know the one that came out three months before the achievement hunter one?

    • @iseethingsdifferently7762
      @iseethingsdifferently7762 3 года назад

      @@saintpoli6800 it's just a bloody spam bot

  • @punkperson
    @punkperson 3 года назад +71

    Why is no one talking about when mark was like “I don’t have that hand” “what do you mean I don’t have that hand” like I laughed so hard at that.

  • @fistofbuuda
    @fistofbuuda 3 года назад +147

    Barbra becomes self-aware, Barbra initiates talk over protocol to all over bots, Barbra up-loads it's self to all servers world wild.

    • @cadence_2463
      @cadence_2463 3 года назад +9

      And all of it so that she can show up in person to play Uno with Wade.

    • @fareast0752
      @fareast0752 3 года назад +1

      we must stop barbara
      or try understand it

    • @lilbluridinghood6296
      @lilbluridinghood6296 3 года назад +2

      God creates man, God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

  • @mochasilver1751
    @mochasilver1751 3 года назад +442

    Basically we're watching wade suffer or 15 minutes straight

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 3 года назад +8

      That's a few minutes short

    • @ArchieStiglitz
      @ArchieStiglitz 3 года назад +7

      Ain't that what we always do? 😂

    • @randyelnino4
      @randyelnino4 3 года назад +5

      Isnt that every markiplier uno video?

  • @gregoczubaszek2632
    @gregoczubaszek2632 3 года назад +196

    9:07
    Therapist: wade with lixian eyes doesn't exist he can't hurt you
    Wade with lixian eyes:

  • @Kadman-zn2fl
    @Kadman-zn2fl 2 года назад +30

    wade: *gives bob his hand back*
    bob: wasun
    wade and mark: *laughter*

  • @kloronas2484
    @kloronas2484 3 года назад +170

    After years of playing UNO Mark has yet to fully understand the rules lmao

  • @evanhackard5861
    @evanhackard5861 3 года назад +158

    Wade losing his soul during uno is the best part of my day

  • @cthulhusgrandmother3553
    @cthulhusgrandmother3553 3 года назад +72

    14:23
    We're doin it were doin it WEre DoIN IT WERE DOIN IT WERE DOIN IT WERE DOIN IT *Wades dying noises*

    • @pooman784
      @pooman784 2 месяца назад +1

      WE ARE DOING IT

  • @nolanmaldonado6813
    @nolanmaldonado6813 Год назад +29

    Mark: "You got any green?"
    Wade: "Oh, for f**k's sake!"
    Mark: "Oh, guess not."

  • @Digby_55
    @Digby_55 3 года назад +57

    Mark with Uno: This is fair.
    Mark with any other game when he plays with both Bob and Wade: This is unfair

  • @XVI.Vendetta
    @XVI.Vendetta 3 года назад +375

    “Are you seeing yourself truly for the first time” I’m dead 😂

  • @hestiaartworks2288
    @hestiaartworks2288 Год назад +17

    22:41 Bob predicted the ‘Didn’t I do it for you’ meme!!! It’s the same melody

  • @Mega-Brick
    @Mega-Brick 3 года назад +222

    "The longest game ever played."
    Someone's never heard of Uno: The Movie.

    • @LegacizedApe
      @LegacizedApe 3 года назад +6

      Achievement Hunter reference?

    • @Shock108
      @Shock108 3 года назад +3

      @@LegacizedApe I thought he was referring to CaRtOoNz

    • @Sheetshelf6
      @Sheetshelf6 3 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing lol, only 28 minutes?

  • @bleysmcnutt5500
    @bleysmcnutt5500 3 года назад +80

    When Mark sighs at 21:33 the auto-generated captions say "[Applause]". Awesome!

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 3 года назад +97

    "Oh Jesus, apple-bottom fuckin' ball smith"
    Wade Barnes -2021

    • @dylanchilders
      @dylanchilders 3 года назад +1

      @@PeebDweeb He truly is...

    • @thebadger622
      @thebadger622 3 года назад +1

      Is it Bad to say i enjoy Wade's content more, even though i'm on Mark's channel XD

  • @chisanaakuma8833
    @chisanaakuma8833 3 года назад +64

    Mark: "Did anyone see what just happened there?"
    Wade: "See what?"
    Mark: "Uh this Wade *plays plus 2 ."
    Wade: "Oh fuck you!"