I challenged a famous hacker to a Neopets speedrun
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- Опубликовано: 5 июн 2024
- Neopets has never been done like this.
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Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
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Thanks to DougDoug and his community, Rosa has lived quite possibly the best life of any otter ever. Rest in Peace, Rosa
She was imprisoned at a marine park that abused animals.... She suffered there as all zoo and marine animals do.
@@thevegandragon_ do you have any proof they were abused?
@@thevegandragon_ someone is either ragebaiting or knows absolutely nothing about the Monterrey Bay Aquarium. Either way, unless they're actually willing to learn just ignore them
Edit: I'm talking about vegandragon, just to be clear
@@thevegandragon_the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
@@thevegandragon_ You just like lying or is there any proof??
I love how Doug was just trying to annoy Parkzer with the whole “criminal” label, only for Parkzer to realize that he could actually be classified as a criminal on a technicality.
E
That's why he's the lawyer
Parkser is hilarious because he's cultivated an internet identity about being a deadpan, humorless pedant who plays really well with dougdoug being actually fucking insane
and i love how we get to see parkser accidentally playing into doug's dramatics here because his need to be technically accurate accidentally gave Doug permission to label him as a "famous hacker and reformed criminal with a gun"
Doug tries so hard to make this parody of a straightman seem like a psychotic madman and Parkser's now in a situation where he can't flatly dismiss it by stating obvious facts
@@emilygordbort7300Such is the duality of man!
It’s not that deep, but I guess so?
Yeah it's funny how he broke character a bit haha
"I realised I would never achive neighborhood dominance with a small super soaker, so I just whipped out the hose" - Parkzer. How is this man not the president of the United States yet
Would honestly probably vote for him if he has good policies on lgbt+ issues
I don't think he's 35 yet
@@ActuallyAthena if good policy equals neighborhood dominance that is
@@ActuallyAthena grow up mate it's a joke
He would have to live in the same city for four years. Difficulty impossible
Doug is literally a child on the playground. "I'm losing, so I actually win because reasons."
Sounds like chat keeps rubbing off on him
that's literally not what literally means.
@@SpaceMissileactually using literally to mean figuratively is common and acceptable English nowadays. Google descriptive linguistics if you are confused.
@@Funcijej literally unacceptable.
In this video, Parkzer admits to being a reformed criminal.
Get em boys
But he is a lawyer and a-a-a cop-p-p *sniff* *sniff*
Can’t believe he was money laundering in Neopets
He turned around and decided instead of a life of crime to fight crime
How could a lawyer do such a thing??
I love that any time DougDoug has it in the title that he hired someone famous or notable, and its just Parkzer.
Not to say parkzer isn't notable, it's just that Doug could SAY it was Parkzer. He's titling his videos as if we don't know who Parkzer is
"I fought a world renowned criminal assassin"
" I used science to compete against this alien"
"Defeating the president in a Minecraft 1v1"
"I cooked steak for someone from another universe!"
What a shocking crossover!
I don’t think they could be a team regularly though. 😂
@ConnanTheCivilized Oh you poor, poor man... Your Dougdoug journey has just begun...
@InsidiousClouds mentioning parkzer by name is generally not a good move though because only dougdougs already established audience would know who he is. with the title, its not only appealing beyond that but a fantastic joke for regulars knowing hes referring to parkzer
I have learned two things in this video:
1- Parkzer could technically be classified as a reformed criminal.
2- Doug has mastered the art of scamming.
You knew both of those already
And cheating
So Parkzer is a reformed criminal and Doug Doug is an active criminal
The fack that Doug had to cheat just to tie with Parkzer proves that Parkzer is the ultimate Neopets god.
How did you press K instead of T, they aren't even that close
@@Hithere-uz6wd Honestly? I have no idea. I guess I just autopilot while I type and I don't even look at what keys I'm pressing.
@@strongerthanever2039 I like it. Fun Facks.
@@Hithere-uz6wdreally spell shaming?
@@emanuel585 It was clearly an accident, but one that makes no sense.
Even though L was smarter, Light killed him by rigging the game. Basically relation between Doug and Parkzer.
does doug have a shinigami
@@ShoeLobster45 His shinigami is twitch chat because they send him the scratchcard (death Note) 😂
Wow, we've got insane lore today.
and who are mello and near?
@@thenightjackal8876 they’re not there yet, doug hasnt given up goutgoutdougdoug yet
Rosa, our beloved sea otter, passed yesterday. After a long, triumphant life she serves raising her pups at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, she is finally sailing high in the sky eating all the shrimp she could ever want. Sleep well Rosa, you touched our beloved hearts ❤️
NOOO I HAD TOOK MY DAY OFF FOR HER BIRTHDAY
NO
Wasnt she just moved to detroit?
The Detroit in the sky :(
I had no idea T_T Rest in peace, Rosa
I love that parkzer tried to actually color in the sheet to be pretty. Like he could have just taken a black sharpie to it or something but that's just not the kind person he is
Rigging the whole competition and just to tie LMAO
Rest In Peace, Rosa. It would be impossible to find any other otter that could even compare to you. Swim with the Angels.
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Finding out about the best sea otter's death through means of dougdoug's comment section is quite a way to find out 😅
Rip Rosa
Wait, Rosa passed?..
@@Cheeslingjust today I believe yeah
@@Unmustache1 I think it was yesterday depending on your time zone, but yes. Monterey Bay's video got in my recommended, so that's how I found out.
2:42
Parkzer: I didn't really do things as a kid"
Also Parkzer: literally a gun wielding money stealing hacker
Law enforcing client representing gun wielding hacker
He has to make up for lost time.
Dougdoug and editors, thank you very much for actually fully crediting all the music in the description. Always frustrates me to see RUclipsrs say "well if I don't get a DMCA then I don't really need to credit".
I can't believe the cheating and the rigging that took place in the Neopets race. That game really takes me back to my childhood.
Rosa is eating fancy shrimp in the sky.
F
Dude i just checked rosa died yesterday. :(
o7
@@diegorojas8959NOOOOO ROSA DIED?!??!!
Womp womp
"Your Neopets are dead. You didn't feed them." - Daniel Thrasher
All your Neopets are dead. How dare you mistreat them?
@@ryucruz1911 all your neopets are dead, their blood is on your haaaaands
among ys
All your neopets are dead, their blood is on your hands
@@ryucruz1911 all your neopets are dead. the blood is on your hands (i hope someone finishes this)
Seeing the title and wondering who Doug could be colabing with and what internet personality could be described as a hacker
Then one second into the video being greeted by Parkzer and instantly knowing what is going on
I love that parkzer refused to accept gifts out of principle, and Doug used receiving gifts for free fully to his advantage to scam xD
Duality of man
I appreciate that Parkzer knows the correct way to set up the sentence is with 'jumps' and not 'jumped' because that seems like a very him thing to know
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
It's logic. The sentence is supposed to contain all of the letters of the alphabet. It only includes s with "jumps," not "jumped."
Consistent character design
@@Zoovathe quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs
@@Zoovawow I never noticed that until now
Rest in peace Rosa we will miss you queen 🕊
What…
Did she…?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
@@JudyAtEather Yes, she passed yesterday. Doug addressed it on his Twitter and said he will continue to do the fundraiser in the replies.
rip
NO
the moral of this video is that being a reformed criminal is costly but forever scamming people on neopets is priceless
14:58 "He is dying. Perfect"
I watched the vod because I thought there was NO way this would become a video, much less a dougdoug one instead of a dougdougdoug one, like absolutely zero chance
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
@@goldenty34lolthe quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
@@Derekanic.the lazy brown fox jumps over the quick dog
Sounds like you got dougged into watching dougdougdougdoug by dougdoug
It does feel like something you’d find in the budget bin. Half the time the game doesn’t even work.
Rosa died, the West has fallen
😮
Did Rosa actually die?
rip rosa, our otter queen
She was to good for this cruel world. May she rest in piece
@@bathamsteryt yeah
The 100% sized coloring page for Parkzer into 10% sized half cut off coloring page for DougDoug play was WAY too funny 😂😂
I like how parkzer always tries to defend himself and only ever ends up making it sound worse. Reminds me a lot of jerma.
Rip Rosa.
You were the best of us.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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Rest in Peace, Rosa. Thanks for giving us your time, I hope the shrimp is tasty and endless where you are.
Luckily Red Lobster is also on its way to heaven, so Rosa will have endless shrimp for eternity.
this is how i found out rosa died omg
Noooooo
So sad, but she was almost 25 years old. What an incredible age for an otter!
Being able to freely go back and change the colors of the squares seems like it would defeat the entire point of a lockout thing, but I guess that's also part of Doug's master scam
"You need to be 24 hours old." that's a statement that I never thought I would hear.
The quick brown Rosa jumps over the lazy Doug.
RIP Rosa, you will forever stay in our hearts. You were the best of us. o7
Parkzer being a criminal at 12 years old by hacking and scamming people on a 2000s kids website is somewhat the wackiest thing ever, but still exactly what I'd expect his cirminal activity to be.
I love how unironically well that distraction worked at 5:40
4:16 wild to hear him say this considering we just had a pipe burst and now the entirety of the calgary area (including the surrounding cities, where I live) is on a critical water watch 😭
I CANT TAKE A SHOWER AAAAA
7:52 the fact that he knows the url is insane.
he remembers his old criminal days
I can’t believe Doug finally found some outrageous thing to call Parker’s that he actually admits to being true. That’s my reformed criminal
This video really highlights why I love Parkzer so much. Especially during his Q&A segment
Today on DouglasDouglas: Karma finally catches up to Parkzer from all those criminal activities he committed as a child by making him extremely “unlucky” in this neopets lockout
Doug and Parkzer's relationship is my favorite relationship on the internet, because Parkzer is always just so exasperated.
They're like the ultimate straight/funny man duo.
Fun fact, this could technically be classified as a friendlationship
Straight should never be used to describe parkzer
It’s great because they constantly switch which one is the straight man
@@caseyjarmes exaaaaactly
@@caseyjarmes yeah, most of the times it parkzer because like obviously, but then parkzer goes on some insane rant or story and doug and chat just have to go “what the fuck?”
Parkzer pulling up the blog knowing perfectly well that it was a distraction tactic by doug is the ultimate power move
This video honestly was frustrating, what a terrible ending
I can't believe Doug has finally found something outlandish to characterize Parker's that he acknowledges is true. This is my reformed criminal.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
You had nothing to comment and you wanted to comment early so you commented the first slightly remarkable thing you heard
wha...
Parkzer being a criminal is so funny.
(Also RIP Rosa. Genuonely a tragedy.)
The next charity event shall be held in Rosa’s honor.
I always like seeing Chat and Doug work together, its like when Walt and Jesse are on the same page in Breaking Bad season 5
I love how every former neopet player is either like "So I exploited the game and other players" or "I got scammed" 😂
Fun fact, Neopets used to be partially owned by the church of Scientology.
When?
-_- of course
@@robertlewis6915 Used to be, though. Truly it was only for the money and not exactly the beliefs. They're separated now, don't get upset
@@squiddu what else could it even be for? what beliefs can you have about neopets?
@@squiddu Not exactly. The Scientologists involved tried to push Scientology onto the platform but the creators shut it down every time thank goodness.
RIP Rosa, may you enjoy all the delicious shrimp in heaven.
I loved watching the vod for this and the video is great too. Neopets was a huge part of my childhood and was where i initally learned how to code. Thanks Doug and Parkzer!
RIP Rosa. The birthday streams were a highlight for summer.
2:04 I love this moment, Parkzer just realising he should cut his losses and just stop talking before he gives Doug more things to say about him
The world will grieve the lost of Rosa, but she remains with us in our hearts. Rest in peace, otter queen.
Fun video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more Neopets content like this from you!
I love how confused parkzer is.
RIP our queen Rosa! May you have an infinite supply of gourmet shrimp in otter heaven! o7
RIP Rosa o7 ❤
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
🫡 farewell, soldier
Rest in peace, Rosa. She brought so much joy and love to so many people. It has been incredible to learn more about sea otters because of her, it was incredible to celebrate her birthday and give to a great cause. We will always love, cherish, and remember Rosa the sea otter 💖
Watching dougdoug cheat and literally rig the race actually made me infuriated
Unnecessary anger. Be happy parkzer showed up instead!
I can’t believe that Parkzer was once detained and incarcerated in Neoprison
Also known as baby jail for Furries!
Parkzer realizing he’s a criminal was the best part
I think we can all agree that Doug thoroughly earned that scam someone square.
Parkzer may be a reformed criminal, but DougDoug should be called ScamScam.
RIP Rosa
I was watching Parkzer's stream during this and it was so peaceful. I had whiplash whenever I visited Doug's stream.
Join us Parkzonians, we're peaceful, unlike Twitchville.
Here in Twitchville, we may be clinically insane, but at least we don't get shot by a Glock 17 from a lawyer policeman.
@@Gaemr_XD. L. That's precisely the best part of being a Parkzonian.
Dude I just couldn't at the end. I was almost pissing myself from laughing. Great Video, thanks xD
No wonder Parkzer makes such a good cop and lawyer, he has all that experience being a criminal on Neopets!
My favorite reformed criminal justice asian guy
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Rest in peace Rosa. Also Doug cheated so hard.
If chat was playing they'd cheat as hard as they could if they could
I just want to see the two of them have a genuine coloring competition.
The way he casually said "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" in the first 5 seconds was flipping hilarious
I don’t think I’ve ever been more entertained by one of these streams. It was hilarious watching one dude debase himself by sacrificing his integrity constantly whine another tried ti redeem himself for past sins in a children’s game.
Everybody we need to give Rosa the greatest ever celebration of life this year❤️
Rest In Peace to the queen
Everyone must like this comment so doug might see it.
Poor Rosa, she stuck out to world otter day 2024. One of the oldest living of her species. All because of the donations of us douggers. Fly high Rosa 🕊️
I feel like we all knew who the "famous hacker" was before clicking
Nope. I thought it was gonna be chat tbh
i thought it was gonna be pirate software
I can't believe Parkzer played with the dangerous war criminal hacker, Diablo The Cheater
I respect Doug for being able to play with a (reformed) criminal mastermind who used to threaten people with his gun to get more money in neopets.
Parkzer being the straight man to this comedy duo is one of the best additions to the channel
Rest in Peace Rosa ❤ May you forever have endless shrimps, wherever you are o7
Thank you Doug, I would have never known Rosa existed if it wasn’t for you, I have watched the Rosa birthday videos every year and had so much fun watching them, may Rosa rest in peace. ❤️
Lets go, more lore of the Main character Parkzer. With introduction of Chair we started to forget the Main protagonist.
They're co-main characters.
Chat and doug just aren't part of the equation anymore.
that genuine laugh at 23:30. ahaha doug revels in chaos
I've never hated Doug more than this video. JUSTICE FOR PARKZER
Loved the music switching back and forth between Doug and Parkzer!
Idk why after everything this man has done that I am questioning how one speedruns neopets
Thank you Rosa, for all the memories
Rest in peace Rosa i hope you know how much we all loved you ❤❤❤
I was born in Calgary and lived a lot of my life there and while I love it, couldn't have been more shocked at Parkzer picking it as his favorite. I'm assuming he didn't visit in winter.
It wouldn’t even be that bad if the weather could just stay consistent, I swear it flips a coin at the end of winter to see if it’s going to be 30 degrees or -30 degrees
@@TheBennestBenwelcome to canada!
Parkzer is not a real human, no sane person who has been to at least two Canadian cities would ever say that Calgary is the best city in Canada.
Wrong
Doug cheated his ass off and only managed to get a tie. Now it makes sense why AI Napoleon lost to Twitch chat three times in a row.
The fact I knew just from the title who you were talking about is a testament to how memorable that random stream was xD
RIP Rosa, the best sea otter in the world.
o7 Rosa
1999-2024
We love you Rosa!
3 minutes in and I can already tell this is gonna be the best video in a while. I love that Parkzer doesn't sell in any way, shape, or form when it comes to Dougs jokes. This man is all business, all the time.
it was very nice of parkzer to let doug in this video
I love Doug and Parkzer’s friendship, it’s like a frenemy dynamic
A guy who hacked Neopets as a kid is now a professional lawyer. Absolutes like this are the funniest thing
Rest in peace Rosa you lived a long life, hope you eat lots of shrimp wherever you are
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown dog
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown dog
The lazy dog jumps over the quick brown fox
Sphinx of black quartz judge my vow