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- Опубликовано: 21 июн 2020
- Scrap Mechanic has a challenge mode that lets you build the car of your dreams. We manage to build the funniest cars we've ever known. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
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“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
bob has such a way with words
44:45 for anyone looking 😄
@@haileyhill4521 chad 🗿
@@haileyhill4521We appreciate you. Keep it up. ❤
@@haileyhill4521 thanks ur officially cool😎
Catchphrases of the Episode:
Bob: "It's coming back!"
Wade: "First try!"
Mark: "She's a wild one!
Idkw but your icon reminds me of the dog from stardew valley
CrazyNoodles, it has similar styling! I can see it myself.
@@JustAKomiFan that's the goat from the same game
You forgot the collective "sensei"
what about *BLUE*
Imagine calling for an Uber, waiting a few minutes, then hearing ominous thudding and slamming noises. You look over and see it, with Mark piloting while Bob and Wade hold on for dear life. As they approach at rapid speed, seconds away from trampling you, you hear Mark scream: "IT'S A WILD ONE!!!"
i'm actually tearing up imagining this- I wanna be on that Uber so fucking bad now XD
your comment deserves more likes
Or what happened in the first challenge when they flipped
This made me laugh
Somebody ANIMATE THIS Lol
that "now reverse" at 33:42 and the subsequent crash is perfect timing. It is really the funniest part of the entire video.
It almost killed Mark
@@demonprincess9680it almost killed me. I am crying rn
@@cumcumcum148Same-
It’s the sudden speed of the crash that gets me 😭😭😭
I disagree on the funniest part, the "Here we go" *crash* is up there
Bob: knows what he's doing
Wade: sets engine to full power
Mark: a skilled engineer that makes spider cars
He's obviously just a fan of Star Wars.
Wades motto for buildings things should be: if it looks dumb but it works, it's not dumb
@@sleepydog2382 Kinda true, he learned how to be an engineer but he has never done it on a large scale so he can’t be that skilled with it, just a matter of taking a different career path
Lol
@@AznPrzsn I think he’s more a fan of Wild Wild West
Bob: “We’re getting there!”
The Car: *screams in vehicle agony and convulses*
Bob: *”We’re communicating!”*
the very best part hahahaha
the one dhmis episode be like
Where?
@@eventhorizon396 34:26
Timestamp?
i can see why 31:36 is the most reviewed part of the video it's such a beautiful creation, everyone wants to see her
Lol you did t even bother to change your name. What a lazy scammer.
I love how I knew what you were talking about just by "her"
@@Kuromi.--. She's a wild one
@@paulinasunday6512she's a wild one
Be warned, though…she’s quite a wild one
30:48 My man just reinvented the horse lmao
SPINDLY LONG
ive never laughed this hard in my life. im litterialy going to fricking die
I died
and im never comming back
( Death because of laughter )
im going to die if i watch any more
I remember when I first saw this 10 months ago.
34:07
Bob: *makes a minor change that really shouldn't do anything then mounts the horsecar*
Bob: *fucking flies*
HIYAH!!! *ascends*
He went from spindly long to vertical helicopter
Welcome to engineering.
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 why i love it form one extreme to the next with minimal changes
And the clock has started!
bob: the mastermind
wade: the confused kid
mark: the crazy teacher
Wade's the class clown
Yeah pretty much. Mark's always the crazy teacher.
Goes from 'sensei' to 'dadday' like why Mark- 😭😂
@@mackenziewarring2621Mark's always the crazy *something,* whether it be teacher, friend, leader, you name it 😂
Lol bob is not the master
"Turn the jets in you sociopath" a moment later "thank you for turn the jets on I'm sorry I called you a sociopath" the 2 different tones in his voice killed me
WHY did I have to scroll this far down to find a comment on this quote?! It is literally a crime that this comment doesn't have a million times more likes.
literally how my dad talked to me
The biggest crime that this comment has done, is the fact there's no time stamp
@Alfred Chad-man-dude thank you
47:02
Me: goes grocery shopping
That one wheel on the shopping cart: 10:06
BB ? I didn't even look at the video I knew exactly which part 😂
Mans Too Lit
Same
Mythical Batman : sorry, I didn’t know someone else had commented this. I’ll double check next time before I comment.
@Mythical Batman i’m sorry but who fucking cares it’s stolen?
So true
Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.
I agree I love Bob's laugh xD
Watch skate 2 the first episode
That’s why I frickin love Bob the most out of the group, Mark and Wade are fabulous on their own, but Bob just brings a group together.
@@thearchmagiste I agree I can't imagine the group without Bob
It’s the damn wheeze
33:42 was single handedly the funniest thing in this whole video to me. Lixian did such a good job with this entire masterpiece, but there's just no editing that can make that moment any more hilarious than it already is
😭 best part of the video
25:10, Bob: "I'll show you how you're supposed to do it"
The car: *breaks into 3*
He's a wild one!
I love how the words "it's coming back" and "shes a wild one" pretty much summarize the entire video😂
Don't forget the millions of "hmmmmms" and "sensei"
And “I think this’ll work”
Play animatronic hell
Also: "don't you worry about it!"
One more, all of the "i see, i see"
Mark's engineering teacher: "I...I do not understand the blueprints you presented in your essay."
Mark: "SSSSSPINDLY LOOOONG!"
LOOONNGGG AND SPINDLY.
SSSSPINNNDLYY LOOOOONG
@@yellobanana6456 Your pfp is perfect for this comment
“Have you considered… long spindly?”
“This is why you’re on RUclips.”
SHE'S A WILD ONE!!
31:34 i don't know what's funnier: them laughing or what they're laughing at
Both
Yes
33:15 has to be my favorite part, the absolute pain in Mark’s voice when he says “ow it keeps hitting me”
"Run away!"😂
"There is no God here..." - Bob, in response to the birth of the Wild One.
Other than himself
hav a good day.
Perfect timing read it as soon as he said it
Hee hee
"What have you done!!"
33:46 i love how it doesn’t just fall, it full on slams into the ground
69 likes owo
please extract my eardrums with a rusty spoon
@@oceanman7176 Uhhh
@@oceanman7176 ok
@@oceanman7176 well damn
30:30 "long spindly, spindly long" "My genius knows no bounds, it knows NO bounds"
i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe and gave myself a headache, i haven't laughed this hard in forever! thank you boys
My sides started hurting I laughed so hard
Now imagine this video, but with one more certain Irish guy who's definitely smart enough, but dumb on purpose to make it funny 😂😂😂😂 (talking abt Jacksepticeye)
@@Whitemare_Blob I knew exactly who you were talking about🥰🤣
I love how the red robot with the notebook is just taking notes like “interesting, interesting, very interesting”
InTeReStInG iNtErEsTiNg
He's writing all doing and is sending it to the insane asylum. Also writing a plea for help....
You just check the notes and it just says “Yep, these guys are whack-a-doodles!” 😂
Write that down! Write that down!
Like the cat from Star vs Evil "Interesting"
Y'know, I absolutely love the dynamic between Mark, Bob and Wade. If this awesome trio has ever taught me anything, it's that you should always find friends that treat you like this. Friends that you can just banter with carelessly and just have one hell of a good time. It's so great to see, honestly, and because the chemistry between the three is so great, it's contagious and addictive to watch. I love it so much.
I have never read anything I agreed with more
Couldn't have said it better.
This is what the real boys look like. They don’t need the beans to have a great time.
Same
Absolutely. Everything about this comment.
37:41 Mark yelling blue to activate the strip omfg my side pls 😭😭
I love how Bob is nice enough to tell mark and Wade how the game works.
You don’t get that often when you load into a game with infants and the only information you get is “fix it, loser”
this video is just an anomaly. i’ve never laughed so fucking hard, i come back every few weeks just for the pure serotonin. the editing, mark’s himbo behavior, the nonsensical sound effects, bob’s casual comedic genius, wade’s weaponized ignorance, it’s just *chef kiss*
Mark's Himbo Energy is an everlasting constant in this world
@@hackymchackerman part of why I like him so much, he always makes me feel welcome and safe (hard to describe) when I'm having a bad mental day
@@gingechicken7394 nah i absolutely get it! marks videos (esp with bob and wade) aways cheer me up. i default to their playlists when im feeling upsetti spaghetti
35:19 just watch
@@Directfire123 thank you for the best time stamp
They have had some good laughs but damn, they haven’t had one like this is a while.
Hello fellow Annus
I was just thinking that
@@ratedsforsisters2717 WTF
Brother
We unite
@@enxzler Yeah go check out Mark and Ethan's channel Unus Annus. That's their logo.
15:24 is when you are half asleep doing something and then looking at it later.
why is this description so perfect 😂😂
5:00 Mark refuses to believe game physics.
20:39 Mark is offended by his own creation.
25:30 Mark refuses to believe game physics part2
30:35 Mark makes his GENIUS creation.
Ah yes Mark saga
She's a wild one.
Mark: "Now... Reverse!"
*Thud*
Comedic genius.
Now THAT was the part that almost made died of laughter.
At what time?
@@mhndgamingking
33:42
It's my absolute favourite part, gets me in stitches every time! :
I did laugh a lot, ngl.
"I'm up here, and now I'm down here."
Oh my god 33:47 was some Wile E. Coyote shit. The way he said “reverse!” And it just violently threw itself to one side. I couldn’t breathe! XD
Same
Same.
I don’t think it understands the word ‘Reverse’
This video is my favorite out of the comedy part from Markiplier
@@aldrika3222 I agree
Mark, Bob, and Wade are the BEST trio i have ever seen🤣
God the spider robot bit is one of the best these three have done, love that all three contributed. Mark made the monstrosity, Bob improved it and Wade made it for all to share
Lets all just take a moment to appreciate Lixian’s editing
Wait doesn’t everyone do all the time? Who is the person who is not doing that?
Jus skip ass go big
We should always appreciate hi editing because it just adds that bit of just happiness.😃
His
Lixi is the best person alive ngl
i love how mark instinctively started twirling a non-existant villain mustache when wade discovered his sabotage
29:40
Agreed
:0 666 likes
this makes it so much funnier
his warfstache you might say XD
Wilford warfstache will return
32:12 markiplier: makes a creative thing that doesn't work
the machine next to him:write that down, write that down
Years later, and this is still my favorite video of our beloved Trio... I laugh almost as hard as they do. It always brings smiles to my face.
32:30
Easily one of my favorite moments. The way bob says “She’s a wild one, you said it yerself,” coupled with Mark stumbling over his words while trying to come up with a witty remark, only to end up laughing harder, realizing the joke can’t get funnier, is just fucking amazing.
Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!!
Seconds later: "Hey how's your day?" "Oh you know, I'm underground."
1:37 Bob casually: how's this bad boy he seems woops.
XD
Followed shortly by "Okay, now reverse".......SLAM
Y'know, I'm starting to think Mark _couldn't_ have been an engineer.
EDIT: Wow, 135 objections, huh? I suppose I shall concede, then; he probably could have gotten that degree.
Same
Now why would you think that
He could have...
I think he dropped out before he got the paper document thing that solidifies his knowledge and it went out the window
didnt he go to school for engineering but dropped out??
this has been one of my favorite comments ever 😹 thank you for making this day even better🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
28:57 and there we have it.
*It was Mark’s joke first, WADE*
Wade didn't even TRY to contest it
18:45 The vehicle became a candle
“Wait she’s coming around” and “she’s a wild one” had me cry laughing
Bru
This brings a whole another meaning to Crazy Horse
She's a wild one for sure got me
“It’s coming back”
I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years.
Me too even if I'm late but I have never laughed like this my whole life
same omfg
Hold on shes a wild one
Same
Same dude, same
Mark: I was in engineering.
Also Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!
mark: goes to engineering school
also mark: creates a 5-minute crafts level IQ and humor level destroyer destroyer with a toilet wood and some motors
“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!” I am deceased!
Nightowler lol
@@nightowler672 hi gay i am also gay
@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, i am the one don't weigh a ton
@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, im also also gay
Hi also also gay, I'm not gay
There are 2 kind of people watching this video:
- The ones skipping to 30:50 to see if the title of the video is true
-The ones that watch the whole video waiting to arrive to 30:50 and see if the title is true
Then there is me, previewing the 1st 30 seconds and then start from the beginning just to have something to look forward to.
Then there’s me who watched the stream before all this happened
And then there’s me, who isn’t watching the video, but is just scrolling through the comments
I just play half life I don't even know what a napkin story is
I'm the second. Becuase of that I am double dead. I was in the grave before, and this video killed me again. Someone please expain how this is possible. please
🤣 24:50 the entire sequence with the booster jets, it’s like a bunch of Ewoks stole a Tie-Fighter while they were tripping on LSD!!!
11:39 Mark: “Sensei, not daddy”
Also Mark in less than 40 seconds: “please please, call me daddy”
i think it’s specifically “daddei” like a mix of the two
“Something seems to be missing from the car”
A toilet seat obviously
Don't Read My Icon Ok
@Don't Read My Icon too late!!!
@Don't Read My Icon aight
@Don't Read My Icon ight
They said this as soon as I saw this comment
Mark's kid goes to friend's house and they just hear him yell:
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE SEAT BELTS! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEAT BELTS? YOU NEED SEAT BELTS!!!!
and the friend immediately rethinks their life
Yeah lol
Probably because they didn’t have enough seatbelts
Time stamp?
45:53 Bob: ALL THE WAY!
Jack: To fucking victory town.
When Mark turned the engine’s power all the way up and Bob floored it with the SFX I laughed so hard
plot twist:
the title was a warning and we will laugh to death with them at that timestamp
@@connallcunningham7398 no
@@nigmonster oh hello word I would have used
@@nigmonster no
@@nigmonster.
@@nigmonster nO
31:30
"If your creation fails to work as intended, lets just call it art"
- Scrap Mechanic loading tips
Art is an understatement for that beauty lmao-
I think it worked EXACTLY as intended if you ask me
28:07
*Bob turns into a trumpet*
13:09 i love talking about if mark had kids
Big Wade energy is my new favorite thing.
Definition: when something seems stupid but it works anyways, it’s got big Wade energy.
So mission failed successfully
@@icey3x826 well yes but actually yes
Mission failed. Respect+
so what you're saying is.........Big Wade energy is just WAAAGH!!! energy? Is Wade secretly a purple ork?
Is it gonna work? Well, no but actually yes.
9:30 wade laughed like he was failing pac-man
Underrated asf comment
I'm dead. You've won this battle, sir.
100% underrated comment. Almost choked laughing
its funny because its true 😂😂😂
STICK- STICK THE LANDING! STICK IT! S- STICK THE LANDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Man at 30:50 I almost laughed myself to death.
“Long, spindly, SPINDLY LONG.”
Markiplier
20:20, this takes on a whole new meaning after watching matpats theory on markipliers pokemon choices and the things he noticed about mark liking the pokemon with long legs, lol
I REMEMBER THAT OH NOOOOO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark: "I studied to be an engineer."
Also Mark: Recreates Qwop in Scrap Mechanic
Good one lol.
I think that is the best example of an great engineer being able to create one of the most frustrating movement systems in a not so frustrating game
I can't breathe! HAHAHAHA!
Lol that's a great description.
10:58
"Sensei, forgive me!"
" *No.* "
I like how nothing was added more to that.
Yeeeeeeee
Laughter was added. Very slight laughter.
999 likes...
1k likes
That is how Japanese teachers are.
I would know.
*I would know*
Mark went from student, to sensei, to daddy to student again
I think I know why this video is so ridiculously hilarious. With all the vehicles they're building, whether they work or not, it all feels like a classic Garry's Mod episode. The tires and thrusters, the parts of the vehicles spazzing out... it all just reminds me of back when the three of them were making their own rockets in Gmod. This video has that EXACT same energy to it. Particularly around the 30:50 mark, when the spidercar segment begins.
"You kissed victory on the lips but it was your cousin!" Is the best thing to have ever come out of Bob's mouth.
I didn’t know machines were alive, but when Mark said “reverse” I saw his creation die.
You mean be born?
fang the editor fox
33:46
I think it’s dead
44:40 Bob made me laugh so hard.
10:58 favorite moment. right here
“Sensei, forgive me.”
“No .”
Mark: “I’ve studied engineering”
Bob: “the bearing connects those blocks together that’s how you do steering, that’s what the steering is so now if connect those bearings to the steering wheel it’ll just power them”
Mark: :0
Biomechanical engineering.
More of the 'unholy heathen GMO scorpion-cabbage' than building mechs.
wait when was that lmao
@@KharonDeLune_vtb this explains his spidery designs
Be
Kaitlyn Smith It’s probably just been a horrendously long time since he studied civil engineering (which he studied for before he switched to biomedical engineering). I think in this particular part your talking about, he just wasn’t sure what those bearings did, since there was one for the tires already. But, IRL, vehicles usually contain more parts in general... and we all know he wasn’t paying any attention to anything but farming in the main game. XD
Marks comments on poly bridge: this is the closest engineering mark will ever get
Mark:are you sure about that
After 30:50: Yeah, we're sure.
"She's coming around..."
Mark talking about pranking his future kids with the toilet-seatbelt is fucking sending me 🤣 I’m just imagining that, him telling his kids they have to buckle up before they shit and then Amy being like “Mark STOP TELLING THEM THAT-”
I love the edit at 5:48. Cracks me up everytime.
"she's a wild one" had me crying and laughing like I haven't in a while. I know it wasn't their intention but I am hurting.
I was crying laughing too, it's been a bit since a video has had me laughing this hard! And that's for sure their intention! They want us to laugh and enjoy their content :) Glad you enjoyed it too!
I'm crying watching the legs go back and forth on its side 😂😂😂
No lie I nearly sh!t myself
Im cry laughing right now
It's coming back
"Are you offended by the tallness of your own creation" is probably my favorite Bob comeback ever. 20:37
Also how he makes a fucking giraffe🤣🤣🤣
@@Cassiush17 you can't just forget about Gandalf the bald
Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.
How does this only have 240k likes? This is an S-tier video with incredible humor!
this is my comfort video. I've watched it more times than I can count, every time I'm upset, and with the rough I and my family are going through, it's a lot. I love this video so much, thank you mark, thank you bob, and thank you wade, you guys were a central part of me growing up, and you're still a central part of my life today
34:07 bob: “hiiyah”
Mark’s monstrosity: “i must go, my people need m-... never mind”
"Imma stay here"
I must return my people no longer need me!
I agree!
Everyone else: Makes cars that work Mark: Makes a spider horse
Become one with the horse!
No Name
And one with the fish
she's a *W I L D* one
40:23 shes a wild one
The way the goddamn vehicle just falls over at 33:47 it just destroys me everytime. I can't even explain why it's funny it just is!
33:43
Mark: "Okay! Now, reverse!"
*Bob faceplants into Oblivion*
Bob: puts car in reverse
The fabric of reality: mr Stark I don’t feel so good
At 33:44 when Mark goes "now, reverse" and Wade just fucks it and hits the ground feels like the game equivalent of Doofenshmirtz and his army of robots with self destruct buttons on the feet, then him going "aaaand, march!" and them all immediately exploding
Ok it's funny you thought Wade was the one who screwed it up and you know what I thought so too at first
Bob’s “go down!” and Mark’s “Blue!” Gives off the same energy ngl
Years later and this video still gets recommended so many times, and its still such a funny video.
*"tURn ThE jETs oN YoU sOCiOPaTH!"*
- Bob 2020
47:03
Sociopath
@@michaelmeadows1539 That's what they said
Oh im srry i didnt know im a child
Im eleven
"Every mistake is an opportunity to learn"
-Markiplier
Markiplier must be the smartest man on earth then 😮
"There are no accidents"
+
"Every mistake is an opportunity to learn"
= "Mistakes/Accidents were meant to happen to makes us take the opportunity to learn"
Hmm.. what can I learn from my birth?
"HERE WE GO! WOOOOOAAAGGGH!!"
Any lost progress...is an...opportunity..to suCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeed agaiiiiiiiiin!!!
-Markiplier, falling from yet another cliff in Getting Over It.
Props to Lixian for adding all the subtitles and sound effects that make these videos so much funnier
This is seriously one of the best Markiplier videos ever. Everybody talks and knows about the *SPINDLY LONG LONG AND SPINDLEY* mobile at 30:50 but marks suspension spider at 15:25 is just as good. Bob laughing and saying "I'm laughing at this other funny thing that's going on, its unrelated" is peak humour with the boys
Wade: “It’s coming back, it’s coming back”
Also wade: flies into the abyss
Don't worry bro it's gonna come back
"You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!"
-- Bob 2020
Can I get a timestamp please-
@@amxterxsu138 44:43
But you'll want to rewind about 15-30 Seconds before to catch the whole scene 😂
15:30 I almost cried
as a person who has played sm long before Survival released, Mark’s creation at around 30:50 makes my brain hurt, but its so funny!
16:51 + 30:50
Bob and Wade: This won’t work.
Mark: “The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”
You'd think that studying to be an engineer would steer Mark away from making everything extremely narrow and tall, but no.
But maybe
I thought of this reading your comment.
“Here lies a toppled god.
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”
― Frank Herbert, Dune Messiah
don't worry; he prolly made everything a spindly spider in college, too xD
That fucking pun.
I think it encourages him
13:25 a shitbelt
This is one of my favorite videos on this site everytime I need to laugh I watch this
it makes me terribly sad that he never went back to this game
Yea. It would’ve been hilarious should we start a petition to revive this game?
Bold of you to assume we have any day over what he does lmao
@@oliviamoore5119 true sadge
I don't think it would or could ever live up to this.
It just couldn't. Let's be honest.
It ended on an amazing note, and that's okay.
@@DesolateLavender scrapman