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  • Moving Out has never been more stressful and this new game from the makers of Overcooked replicates that experience perfectly.
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  • @coricognitions
    @coricognitions 4 года назад +8773

    Bob: **went to lawschool**
    Bob: **is funny**
    Bob: "God I wish lawyers had senses of humor"

    • @ACHILLES8887
      @ACHILLES8887 4 года назад +94

      @@Tomeussell11 Ok Redditor.

    • @j_xplr
      @j_xplr 4 года назад +487

      Man, I almost forgot about that Bob did go to law school. xD

    • @josh3003
      @josh3003 4 года назад +51

      Tom r/ihavereddit

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 4 года назад +15

      Obviously he failed

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 4 года назад +23

      @@Tomeussell11 r/Wooooshwith4os

  • @_realmcqueen1402
    @_realmcqueen1402 4 года назад +8298

    I love how as soon as Mark and Bob noticed the toast coming out of Wade their immediate first instinct was to slap and knock it out of him

    • @kaitlensmith7044
      @kaitlensmith7044 4 года назад +139

      C O N S U M E

    • @12lisa1000
      @12lisa1000 4 года назад +65

      Yeah, first thing my parents did as well :D

    • @mmmchugjug4274
      @mmmchugjug4274 4 года назад +137

      @@12lisa1000 How the hell do you have toast coming out of you

    • @Tippy555
      @Tippy555 4 года назад +123

      you mean you DONT have toast coming out of your head when you were younger?

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 года назад +46

      Yeah. What kind of childhood were YOU having, idiot?
      I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
      *you hear a "KACHUNG" sound come from my head*
      Want some toast?

  • @JayEmsey35
    @JayEmsey35 Год назад +1687

    Little did we know this would be the training module for the guys who would eventually deliver a fridge to Bob

    • @rigop_sketches5650
      @rigop_sketches5650 Год назад +38

      Lmfao you right

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 10 месяцев назад +9

      MAY ODIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS. ( Oh wait, from what I've heard he has none.)

    • @Gavvoreon
      @Gavvoreon 9 месяцев назад +44

      I know I'm way late, but I was JUST thinking "This is Bob's Fridge: The Prequel"

    • @KittenMoeMoe
      @KittenMoeMoe 6 месяцев назад +15

      As well as proof that the boys heard the word "distal" well before the IKEA building video 😂

    • @danicakelly2242
      @danicakelly2242 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@KittenMoeMoe I was literally just thinking that as soon as I heard it lol

  • @drunkmask4805
    @drunkmask4805 Год назад +3638

    Mark in 2020: You guys wanna make an onlyfans?
    Mark in 2022: *Bob and Wade are secretly in his onlyfans*

  • @Boogaloog
    @Boogaloog 4 года назад +8889

    As a mover, I can confirm this game's accuracy. Sometimes you gotta break a window to get the job done.

    • @Pptat0
      @Pptat0 3 года назад +281

      I mean- if it works it works

    • @h2dfives799
      @h2dfives799 3 года назад +240

      Agreed, I know a friend who literally had the walls built around his upstairs couch, it legit cannot get out through any normal means

    • @beaaa_fr
      @beaaa_fr 3 года назад +32

      S Kahler it cannot get out? Does it move?

    • @h2dfives799
      @h2dfives799 3 года назад +203

      @@beaaa_fr
      I mean yeah it cannot get out, it searches for an escape daily but they keep carpet sliders under it so it can't get enough traction to reach the speed to break through the window.

    • @mantlemagma1238
      @mantlemagma1238 3 года назад +17

      Jesus is coming back. We are all sinners who deserve God's judgment but Jesus payed for our sins with His life at the cross. If you let Jesus into your life and trust Him to save you on the basis that He bore your sins, you will be saved.

  • @wheezybreezy4651
    @wheezybreezy4651 4 года назад +3152

    Bob and Wade: Entering house like civilized people
    Mark: *proceeds to break a fucking window to enter*

    • @fabulous_foe157
      @fabulous_foe157 4 года назад +97

      Thats why the windows are there. For easy access to a building

    • @joelyt1682
      @joelyt1682 4 года назад +78

      Somehow I read it as "proceeds to fucking a window."

    • @reikunator9066
      @reikunator9066 4 года назад +29

      @@joelyt1682 That sounds better

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 4 года назад +28

      @@hashtagnoname3931 when there is a hole, there is a way, the pain it's something normal, but the prize it's worth it

    • @flyingpancake31206
      @flyingpancake31206 4 года назад +2

      Yep

  • @skaisathedutchie7003
    @skaisathedutchie7003 3 года назад +7434

    Imagine, you’re relaxing in your home, and suddenly two animals and a toaster burst through your windows and take everything

  • @rosskay3403
    @rosskay3403 3 года назад +6077

    Bob: “God I wish lawyers had senses of humor”
    * went to law school *

    • @anakruger2412
      @anakruger2412 3 года назад +329

      Can we just appreciate Mark's lawyer that he dragged into a video or two at the end of Unus Annus as well lmao

    • @AlxHotCocoaMan
      @AlxHotCocoaMan 2 года назад +144

      @@anakruger2412 whats [REDACTED]? never heard of it

    • @nathanielnitsch1293
      @nathanielnitsch1293 2 года назад +252

      @@AlxHotCocoaMan *takes drag of cigarette* I haven't heard that name in a long time.

    • @AlxHotCocoaMan
      @AlxHotCocoaMan 2 года назад +97

      @@nathanielnitsch1293 yeah i havent either since like [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @Just-A-Nemo
      @Just-A-Nemo 2 года назад +74

      @@AlxHotCocoaMan Oh are you talking about [REDACTED]

  • @BlueJayBaby
    @BlueJayBaby 4 года назад +3956

    Imagine your movers come to your house just chanting “GET THE THINGS. GET THE THINGS.” Unanimously

    • @bloxyoyo
      @bloxyoyo 2 года назад +106

      I would be considerably frightened

    • @hezakialawrence1841
      @hezakialawrence1841 2 года назад +57

      I would love that lol

    • @roosterrox933
      @roosterrox933 Год назад +72

      For the comments above me…
      THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE

    • @haypac5840
      @haypac5840 Год назад +37

      At least you know they're focused on the task at hand

    • @TheColourfulSidetwitch
      @TheColourfulSidetwitch Год назад +6

      @@roosterrox933 YUP

  • @CrouTheBlackwing
    @CrouTheBlackwing 4 года назад +3386

    47:35
    Bob's character's claps syncing with Mark's outro music is adorable

    • @julihale9200
      @julihale9200 4 года назад +139

      Im so glad im not the only one who saw that adorableness

    • @yasserboumediane1010
      @yasserboumediane1010 4 года назад +64

      I know it fits so well

    • @bananacat1691
      @bananacat1691 4 года назад +39

      I noticed that and thought it was sooo cute

    • @Scott_C
      @Scott_C 3 года назад +74

      Lixian is amazing.

    • @katiemcdonald547
      @katiemcdonald547 3 года назад +26

      I was looking for this comment😂😂

  • @aubriewalters821
    @aubriewalters821 2 года назад +1015

    Bob trying to move the fridge feels even more hilarious after listening to "Bob's Fridge." 😆

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Год назад +45

      im sure he'll get it over the bush this time

    • @agustds_hpewrld1105
      @agustds_hpewrld1105 Год назад +8

      @@Killbayne Jail 😭

    • @ExtremeRy
      @ExtremeRy Год назад +6

      For real I was just thinking about that XD

    • @joeymatthews1234
      @joeymatthews1234 9 месяцев назад

      Literally just made this comment 🤣🤣

  • @JS-my4jw
    @JS-my4jw 3 года назад +1260

    Wade: "Good luck Bob, [Mark's] a little stupid"
    Also Wade: Walks into the same (stationary) rake repeatedly.

    • @HelloImakecovers
      @HelloImakecovers Год назад +4

      Bob should be the one walking into rakes.. Bob and rakes seem to love each other on The Simpsons

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад

      OH MY GOD IT'S CHAD!

  • @knoxlopez1265
    @knoxlopez1265 4 года назад +27464

    When Mark picked the gecko avatar, I got my gecko out if his tank to watch this with me. I want him to have positive role models.

  • @cooperhanisco6725
    @cooperhanisco6725 4 года назад +2749

    If Wade plugged himself in and jumped in the pool with everyone in it, would that be considered a murder suicide?

  • @cheshirekitsune
    @cheshirekitsune Год назад +769

    The irony of getting recommended this 2 year old video where mark jokes about only fans, knowing he JUST created a legit only fans recently makes the comedy sooo much funnier 😅

    • @Syl700
      @Syl700 Год назад +7

      He predicted the future!

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +6

      @@Syl700 Didn't he also take it down recently?

    • @Syl700
      @Syl700 Год назад +9

      @@loki4807 I wouldn't know. I had no interest in it.

    • @Tarasaurus13
      @Tarasaurus13 Год назад

      ​@@loki4807no, it's still up

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +1

      @@Tarasaurus13 Well might as well see what all the fuss is about. Thanks Tarasaurus. Love your pic BTW.

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 года назад +697

    “These are fragile!”
    {proceeds to jump through the second story window while holding said box}

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +1

      E‎‎

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 2 года назад +6

      Lol the box is fragile but they aren't (apparently)

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 2 года назад

      Their bodies are expendable the fragile packages are not 😝

  • @hoodoo1827
    @hoodoo1827 4 года назад +874

    37:17 Wade's toast lands perfectly on a shelf.

  • @bladerz1191
    @bladerz1191 4 года назад +909

    I love how Bob's character clapping is in sync with the beat in the end card.

  • @racheltoons9823
    @racheltoons9823 Год назад +183

    I feel a sense of irony at Bob trying to move the fridge by himself at 4:58

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot 8 месяцев назад +5

      its the prologue lol

    • @TheNithal
      @TheNithal 5 месяцев назад

      Apropos*

  • @OblivionisBetterThanSkyrim
    @OblivionisBetterThanSkyrim 3 года назад +263

    5:30
    Bob: Do you know how physics work?
    *Bed phases through fence

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson 4 года назад +6568

    People before: "This game is crap"
    Markiplier: "I like this game"
    People now: "This game is not crap"
    Obey the king.

    • @its-a-mea-mario9477
      @its-a-mea-mario9477 4 года назад +155

      Obey the king. Killed me

    • @jackdiddles4304
      @jackdiddles4304 4 года назад +91

      the king of FNAF?

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 4 года назад +56

      @@its-a-mea-mario9477 Obey Wario, DESTROY MARIO

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 года назад +150

      @@jackdiddles4304 King of FNAF, King of the Squirrels, King of Kick, King of Horror, The King is the King. *Obey.*

    • @breadondread8380
      @breadondread8380 4 года назад +32

      Marks king names : king of fnaf, king of 3 scary games!,king of sour candy (cause he like sour stuffs)

  • @cellva1682
    @cellva1682 4 года назад +1401

    When you realize that the instructional tape was recorded over someone's wedding
    Edit: And this comment is now officially the most liked comment I have written. Thank you all so much!

    • @theretrodragonyope
      @theretrodragonyope 3 года назад +128

      Thats what it was! I thought it was like some, 'you just got married, so now you are moving houses. We the peeps/people for the job!'

    • @annamay2921
      @annamay2921 3 года назад +21

      Oh someone got in trouble for that!

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 3 года назад +7

      Dude, you 420 likes.

    • @kyreirving8534
      @kyreirving8534 3 года назад +5

      I just made it 666 likes 🤭

    • @cp606
      @cp606 3 года назад +2

      I was the 1000th like I feel accomplished omg

  • @ccccccccccccccc317
    @ccccccccccccccc317 3 года назад +180

    "i think it's more of a yeet than a heave" i love current vocabulary

  • @moonwillowdrawsstuff3668
    @moonwillowdrawsstuff3668 3 года назад +147

    "Bad turtle, no grundling" is the funniest shit I've heard this week

  • @pootissandvich7463
    @pootissandvich7463 4 года назад +568

    What happens when you combine Human Fall Flat physics with an Overcooked-style overworld and medals from Totally Reliable Delivery Service?
    You get this _masterpiece._

  • @grayskyee
    @grayskyee 4 года назад +1371

    "Here's the mail,
    It never fails,
    It makes you want to scream and wail,
    Stop using our song in your videos,
    You human garbage pail."

    • @msgtnovak3336
      @msgtnovak3336 4 года назад +26

      noice

    • @dapper-ant2634
      @dapper-ant2634 4 года назад +40

      I need this to be in a blues clues episode

    • @doublekil669
      @doublekil669 4 года назад +30

      i wanted a “you’re gonna go to jail” but bob failed me so i’m glad you at least finished it

    • @jaspertyler4557
      @jaspertyler4557 4 года назад +2

      I wasn't going to like because it would've ruined the 666 likes, but someone broke that before I replied.

    • @byakugangamer8441
      @byakugangamer8441 4 года назад +2

      Ya mum

  • @pettingbears
    @pettingbears Год назад +128

    Bob's dog character clapping in time to the outro music made my day

  • @EntityLvr
    @EntityLvr 2 года назад +61

    "I threw up in my mouth a little cause I'm excited."
    Bob is awesome.

  • @javrumut
    @javrumut 4 года назад +1485

    Mark: "everyone is an idiot except for me"
    Also Mark: "how do you turn?"

  • @1Dominic1
    @1Dominic1 4 года назад +1791

    "We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, I wonder who it's from?"
    *DMCA*

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 3 года назад +56

      Funny thing is, I don't remember hearing that when I watched Blue's Clues as a child. All I remember is 'Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail, MAAAAAAAIIIILLLLL!!!'

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 года назад +8

      That mailbox genuinely scared me

    • @skaisathedutchie7003
      @skaisathedutchie7003 3 года назад +30

      @@gayjayy i think it was both, the here’s the mail it never fails was before they got the letter, and then we just got a letter was as they were opening it.

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 3 года назад +24

      I can vaguely remember "Mail", but "We Got A Letter" is by far the most familiar to me.
      Neither matters because they just get E-mails now 😔

    • @IncubusGabe
      @IncubusGabe 3 года назад +2

      @@CRUSH40RULES im pretty sure they switched it up between episodes because I had them on vhs where it was in like episode order, and the first one would have maiiilll and the other one had we just got a letter

  • @dominickowalski9527
    @dominickowalski9527 Год назад +34

    11:20 MARK IS FORESHADOWING!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @riemhostal7536
    @riemhostal7536 3 года назад +109

    Anybody else notice Wade in the top right silently struggling with that arcade machine for all too long? 24:49 He eventually gave up XD

  • @robertmuggeridge4736
    @robertmuggeridge4736 4 года назад +2129

    Mark jokes about Onlyfans but let's face it, that's just all UnusAnnus is. 😂

    • @tonkshathtop4183
      @tonkshathtop4183 4 года назад +117

      Y-...you.....I think there’s supposed to be another n in that word

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 года назад +52

      @@tonkshathtop4183 yeah there definitely is lol...It's ANNUS NOT Anus.

    • @joannathorman6069
      @joannathorman6069 3 года назад +107

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 I mean if its supposed to be an onlyfans... the name would be fitting.

    • @TheGrayster
      @TheGrayster 3 года назад +14

      No, he said his onlyfans is all uncensored.

    • @PlatonicPluto
      @PlatonicPluto 3 года назад +2

      we have the same icon

  • @nixvulpes1572
    @nixvulpes1572 4 года назад +5129

    Teacher: Mark, where's your homework?
    Mark: The dog ate it
    Teacher: Bob...

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 года назад +15

      Um

    • @Rex_Slade
      @Rex_Slade 4 года назад +18

      Lol

    • @Ben-ic3ki
      @Ben-ic3ki 4 года назад +15

      lmao

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 года назад +155

      Bob: HE'S LYING!
      Wade: don't try to hide it, you're sweating bullets.
      Bob: Shut up, bread head.
      Wade: Take the words right out of his mouth!
      Teacher: Ok, calm down...
      Tyler: Why am I here?

    • @katelynnkocur6245
      @katelynnkocur6245 3 года назад +69

      This actually happened to me
      I was complaining about homework and my friend took it from me and ate it
      He had the same teacher but the class after me and was asked when he came in and without me saying anything he said oh and I ate Kate’s homework

  • @Krantasuya
    @Krantasuya Год назад +49

    12:27 this aged well

    • @elsie8911
      @elsie8911 Год назад +3

      Just what I was thinking 😂

    • @yogsenforfoth5948
      @yogsenforfoth5948 Год назад

      I wonder how long he had been thinking about making an OnlyFans account. 😂

  • @sararivera8122
    @sararivera8122 2 года назад +33

    There's something about rewatching this video after listening to the Distractible episode "Bob's Fridge" and seeing Bob in this video carry that fridge with the same amount of grace the delivery men did for him XD

  • @mackenziewright8639
    @mackenziewright8639 4 года назад +1080

    Proof mark is not a reptilian: he doesn't know a gecko from a chameleon

    • @hogger8281
      @hogger8281 4 года назад +71

      Or maybe he’s playing a fool... BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!

    • @lamppost481
      @lamppost481 4 года назад +43

      I mean. some humans can't tell the difference between an ape and a monkey. so I don't think its quite proof enough.

    • @demonheart13
      @demonheart13 4 года назад +25

      Or he is a arrogant snakemam who pride themselves over the other armed races including those reptilians who naturally form similar appendages.

    • @ed.is.d34d.
      @ed.is.d34d. 4 года назад +5

      I’m a reptilian i just don’t have any reptiles cuz I have a cat and it would eat the reptile

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 4 года назад +6

      @@ed.is.d34d. Why doesn't it eat you, then?

  • @ashesashes6782
    @ashesashes6782 4 года назад +711

    I love how the opening video implies that someone's marriage ceremony was taped over to provide a company instructional.

    • @unus-annus
      @unus-annus 4 года назад +1

      330+ likes but no replies

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 4 года назад +20

      I know, it’s so great! Reminds me of when I found a VHS tape labeled “Indiana Jones” and just after Marion holds up the medallion it suddenly cut to a boring Victorian drama. It’s hilarious in retrospect.

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 4 года назад +8

      @@sydneyslaughter7163 I have a similar story. I had a bunch of episodes of Digimon recorded on a vhs and I discovered that my dad taped over most of it with some other boating show.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 3 года назад +1

      Very corporate, incredibly on brand.

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 года назад

      @@CRUSH40RULES the original?

  • @cosmickitty3457
    @cosmickitty3457 3 года назад +72

    1:19 Bob: "Slap the toast out of him!"
    2:31 Game: "Who you gonna call? Take that mail box!" Wade: "Oh mail!!"
    4:27 Mark: *Crashes through the window* "Oh Sh*t!"
    9:09 Wade: "When I get stressed I burn my toast!"
    15:44 Mark: *Falls in the water* "I drowned!"
    36:56 I...Can't...Breathe!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot 8 месяцев назад +1

      what a collection of quotes

  • @Kyrialaison17
    @Kyrialaison17 Год назад +28

    Perhaps we are in a simulation and Bob’s refrigerator delivery people were simply the real world people playing chaotically such as this o_O

  • @gwenaronimacaroni1136
    @gwenaronimacaroni1136 4 года назад +6000

    Bob: “spoken like a true cult leader”
    Mark: no wait-
    *UNUS ANNUS OPENING STARTS PLAYING*

    • @eugenewaterslide1802
      @eugenewaterslide1802 3 года назад +54

      R.I.P

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 3 года назад +46

      Memento Mori

    • @kittysmitty310
      @kittysmitty310 3 года назад +21

      Tick tock

    • @edwardsimpson119
      @edwardsimpson119 3 года назад +32

      You know, I have been hearing a lot of good things about this Unus Annus channel, I think I'll go check it out.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 3 года назад +25

      @@edwardsimpson119 Me, too! Been planning to binge it. ^^

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 4 года назад +791

    Mark: _picks the chameleon_
    also Mark: "I like the gecko."

    • @Zoogore6777
      @Zoogore6777 4 года назад +6

      I was just about to comment about that. 🤣

    • @giladshmueli5831
      @giladshmueli5831 4 года назад +32

      I don't like to be a conspirator, but maybe cuz Mark is a REPTILIAN!

    • @here2watch08
      @here2watch08 4 года назад +10

      And then gets called a frog and has the audacity to claim racism, lol.

    • @amamiya1208
      @amamiya1208 4 года назад +2

      Nah it's a frog....
      Snake-tiger

    • @sneperonyxclaw7001
      @sneperonyxclaw7001 4 года назад +5

      I think he said he a argonian

  • @animatorblueberrysans7896
    @animatorblueberrysans7896 3 года назад +16

    14:25 and then there's me, reading it as Phucker

  • @ciaramurdock6764
    @ciaramurdock6764 Год назад +204

    Mark joking about getting an only fans is so funny to me now that everything is happening

    • @samsonsammyboi9433
      @samsonsammyboi9433 Год назад +1

      @makiplier007massagemeontelegra was that English also what does that mean exactly

    • @quirkynoodles1305
      @quirkynoodles1305 Год назад +2

      @@samsonsammyboi9433 it’s a bot account

  • @kammiedee3109
    @kammiedee3109 4 года назад +1526

    It’s good to see “I Am Bread” man got his life back together after failing in his daily function of being toast. You love to see it. 🤣

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 4 года назад +814

    “I want a lawsuit all in rhyme.” -Mark
    -Mark, we have watched, we’re pleased with your work.
    -But upon looking, we’ve noticed some quirks.
    -You’ve used some slight music, pictures, copyrighted.
    -You thought we wouldn’t notice, but we’re not that nearsighted.
    -Even the very act of a rhyme was owned legally by many, all in their own time.
    -Yes, that sounds like bull****, and of course it is, but politics and law is all sensitive biz.
    -Cease and desist, we must demand, for if you do not, then you will have forced our hand.
    -What will we do to you, you might ask? Don’t, because we will not like your sass.
    Yours truly,
    Generic-As-Heck Law Firm

  • @jjg857
    @jjg857 2 года назад +177

    Watching again in 2022 and I can't help but wonder if the guys who delivered Bob's fridge were trained by this game. 🤣

  • @NoOne-tx5qj
    @NoOne-tx5qj 2 года назад +32

    Wade yells, “We’re chicken f****rs” right before he questions “Why are the chickens bouncing?”

  • @harlequeenchannel
    @harlequeenchannel 4 года назад +1524

    When does "How To Follow Me and Why You Should" come out?

    • @ellascaife6198
      @ellascaife6198 4 года назад +7

      idk

    • @littlenugget5346
      @littlenugget5346 4 года назад +55

      @Jacob Treuer it's fine, we still have unus annu-
      the ummm
      One year..... times ticking

    • @samhague4213
      @samhague4213 4 года назад +10

      I've been saving up to preorder it, but we still haven't been told of a release date

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +2

      I have no idea

    • @Tersina
      @Tersina 4 года назад +6

      @@littlenugget5346 *chanting intensifies*

  • @sammcburney148
    @sammcburney148 4 года назад +678

    "God I wish lawyers had senses of humor."
    Wait, didn't Bob go to law school? lol

    • @Edward.v.R
      @Edward.v.R 4 года назад +24

      He didn't become one though, I think :/

    • @here2watch08
      @here2watch08 4 года назад +17

      You gotta pass the bar.

    • @thechilzer7803
      @thechilzer7803 4 года назад +102

      Marit Van Rossum He clearly has too much humor

    • @DJB3lfry
      @DJB3lfry 4 года назад +64

      @@here2watch08 Two students walk into a bar.
      One becomes a Lawyer.

    • @AzulGlare
      @AzulGlare 4 года назад +26

      DJB3lfry this is the dumbest joke I've ever heard. Yet I'm still giggling to myself over it. 😅

  • @sarahsmith69
    @sarahsmith69 2 года назад +7

    41:30 I'm obsessed "my fück!n chicken"

  • @celosiatana9998
    @celosiatana9998 Год назад +33

    For the Distractable listeners:
    Bob's Fridge Reenactment at 20:50

  • @cyberjontron
    @cyberjontron 4 года назад +526

    30:56
    Bob: "Spoken like a true cult leader!"
    Mark: "Yeah I've know. It's in my book"
    Bob: "It's in your book. 'How to Follow Me and Why You Should'.
    Next time on Unus Annus
    Mark: " So me and Ethan wrote a book called 'How to Follow Me and Why You Should

  • @connor8655
    @connor8655 4 года назад +1200

    When they were comparing other games to this gam, I notice they never compared it to Overcooked. It really reminds me of when they played Overcooked 2 together. It had the same goofy running and throwing stuff, and the driving from location to location kinda reminded me of that too. Especially with the bird's eye view of the game space and the teamwork needed. Am I the only one who noticed that?

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 3 года назад +35

    6:20
    "I broke a chair!"
    Me: *I JUST CAME FROM THE MOVE OR DIE VIDEO...*

    • @kellyloax28
      @kellyloax28 3 года назад +2

      i just watched that video😂😂

  • @GH05TL1GHT5
    @GH05TL1GHT5 3 года назад +11

    Lixian's editing makes everything so much better!
    • *There's a chicken in here somewhere*
    • When Bob slaps Mark and Lixian zooms in, throws in the slap sound effect, and adds Bob's "Bitch"
    • Editing the truck's plate to say "Milfy"
    • Bob's character clapping in time with the outro
    Just to name a few things that got me

  • @spaghetto1810
    @spaghetto1810 4 года назад +888

    No one:
    My movers: “Oh there’s a fragile thing, YEET”

    • @DJROCKSTAZ
      @DJROCKSTAZ 4 года назад +7

      You: **slow mo anguish** NOOOOOOOO-

    • @jamessieger3195
      @jamessieger3195 4 года назад +3

      they should have added in the "YEET" sound xD

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +4

      Reminds me of an Amazing World of Gumball episode.
      They're trying to break a hideous vase, and one of their schemes is to have it delivered by mail in a package that says "FRAGILE" on it.

  • @skrumbleton3745
    @skrumbleton3745 4 года назад +360

    There’s something hilarious about wade running away from a furious tortoise and chicken, only to steal them

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 2 года назад +14

    24:53 Wade just trying to pull the tv from the wall for ten seconds straight in silence, idk why but it kills me

  • @hwasoup
    @hwasoup Год назад +9

    wade throwing the chicken into the truck at 13:40 after it attacked him for his bread made me laugh so hard for some reason

  • @speedroidterrortop5391
    @speedroidterrortop5391 4 года назад +485

    When I was little, we had movers that I swear packed our house like this cause half of our belongings arrived broken

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 года назад +52

      The key is to pack up your house yourself, hire movers to load a box truck you'll be driving to your new home, and then hire movers to unload the truck. It's way cheaper than having them do everything, and there's way less chances for them to break stuff either accidentally or willingly.

    • @ronanmcgrath5835
      @ronanmcgrath5835 4 года назад +3

      yeah that would vbe accurate im just mad that totally reliable delivery service costs money :(

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 4 года назад +3

      Were they a chameleon, a dog and a toaster ?

    • @LA-mk1ik
      @LA-mk1ik 4 года назад +2

      This is not an unusual experience.
      (This is coming from someone who moved 11 times in 15 1/2 years)
      I've got stories to tell...

    • @shefaliii
      @shefaliii 4 года назад

      Omg lol haha

  • @canthispotatoget10ksubs97
    @canthispotatoget10ksubs97 4 года назад +149

    Doofenshmirtz wouldn’t make a lazy robot
    He would make a procrastinator.

    • @creeperthecat9120
      @creeperthecat9120 4 года назад +10

      -inator

    • @user-rd1tn8qm7t
      @user-rd1tn8qm7t 4 года назад +2

      oh gosh i hate that i love this

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 4 года назад

      Move-out-inator

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 4 года назад

      My sister's and brother only got one DVD of that show, it's sad, it's so good of a show that big brother wants to watch the whole series

  • @blurryphan7578
    @blurryphan7578 Год назад +5

    12:29 lmao the fact he told the future. I can't

  • @mariarequejo2409
    @mariarequejo2409 Год назад +57

    Maybe it's the sleep deprivation hitting me in the face but this is THE funniest videos of the trio that I ever watched

  • @ScarecrowsSpookyGameplays
    @ScarecrowsSpookyGameplays 4 года назад +430

    OMG. I've been moving furniture for a while now, and this is just comical. I mean, you dream of throwing someone's couch, but.... Bob: "We're here to move your stuff. Let us in." I can't tell you how many times I've said this. Everything they say, really, I've said while moving other people's crap. Lol

    • @daalmightyllama5482
      @daalmightyllama5482 4 года назад +38

      Even screaming pivot when you're moving an L shaped couch through a doorway?

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 года назад +8

      @@daalmightyllama5482 Possibly.

    • @Deeyenen
      @Deeyenen 4 года назад +10

      @@daalmightyllama5482 my family owns a furniture business and yes we've done all that too lmao

    • @boomshockalocka
      @boomshockalocka 4 года назад +1

      @@daalmightyllama5482 I have done this.

  • @Gosperella26
    @Gosperella26 4 года назад +358

    They go for the couch...
    "Pivot! Pivot!"

  • @practicalanthrax8577
    @practicalanthrax8577 Год назад +16

    "YALL WANNA MAKE AN ONLYFANS?" Mark's suggestion turned to Bob's agreement, and oddly enough - Wade's silence.

  • @emohufflepuff
    @emohufflepuff 3 года назад +31

    I love when Lixian does the subtitles, he censors some of the swears, but he don't censor them saying it

  • @enriquecastillo7211
    @enriquecastillo7211 3 года назад +746

    As someone who works for a moving company, I can confirm this is exactly how it is

    • @coledibiase1777
      @coledibiase1777 3 года назад +12

      Memento Mori.

    • @razzthelemon.4400
      @razzthelemon.4400 3 года назад +9

      Memento mori

    • @rainbowaxolotl288
      @rainbowaxolotl288 3 года назад +7

      Meminisse debet mori, quia est aeterna et necessaria. Et devorabit omnia nobis: quia non est necesse.
      You must remember death, for it is eternal and inescapable. It will consume us all, for it is inevitable.

    • @Just-A-Nemo
      @Just-A-Nemo 2 года назад +11

      The professionals have confirmed

    • @wahbanger
      @wahbanger 2 года назад +14

      How does the respawn work?

  • @devyl3057
    @devyl3057 4 года назад +1045

    Bob: Packer?
    Mark: I was thinking "Pucker"
    Me: And I was thinking... a curse word...

  • @corruptsundae3197
    @corruptsundae3197 Год назад +16

    11:00 "wanna start an onlyfans?" if only he could take those words back.

  • @bradneff3053
    @bradneff3053 Год назад +21

    11:15 “you guys wanna make an only fans?”
    2022 Mark is finally following through on it hehehe

  • @avasulty7408
    @avasulty7408 4 года назад +669

    Played the demo of this, My vocal cords broke at one point at a time of stress between my teammates. But overall it’s great ! 👍🏼

    • @FlameTheFaithful
      @FlameTheFaithful 4 года назад +9

      Sassy Daniel Craig 😂 that should be a review 😂😂

    • @logangaskill4
      @logangaskill4 4 года назад +19

      I saw 2 big issues ppl had when looking at reviews and they were both kinda dumb. The 1st issue is that bc the ppl who made overcooked made this game, ppl were taking this game too seriously. This game is about messing around with janky physics while seeing how fast and silly-ly you can move stuff. One person complained that the game was too janky and that it was "infuriating trying to get an item through the door". I think its dumb to compare this game to overcooked as it is not overcooked. 2nd issue, which I kinda agree, is that the game is about moving stuff with friends and is a coop experience, yet there is no online coop. So unless you have a buddy sitting next to you, and good luck with that during quarantine, then you can't play the game. Overcooked had online coop, so this one should as well

    • @mysticnugget8072
      @mysticnugget8072 4 года назад +1

      Nerevs r3vs

    • @conradreisch7561
      @conradreisch7561 4 года назад +2

      @@logangaskill4 That's why it seems familiar, overcooked has definitely brought about some minute rage

    • @RetechDragonflame
      @RetechDragonflame 4 года назад +3

      @@logangaskill4 Steam has remote play now though so you can play it online via streaming, which is what they are doing (hence random drops to pixel quality)

  • @pajarpriyambudi6034
    @pajarpriyambudi6034 4 года назад +312

    Mark:"this is gecko racism "
    RUclips auto generated:"this is gay racism "

    • @noodlelover7464
      @noodlelover7464 4 года назад +3

      Wait wut?

    • @MrJaySoN777
      @MrJaySoN777 4 года назад +6

      GAY MASTER RACE RISE UP

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 4 года назад +1

      That is confusing,is the sentence saying that there's someone is discriminating against race of people who are gay,that the person who's discriminating racist and gay,is it the person discriminating against gays and a race at the same time somehow?

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 4 года назад +2

      I'm gonna use this instead of homophobia from now on

  • @teenskater8722
    @teenskater8722 2 года назад +20

    Bob needing help with the fridge at 5:05 just reminds me of Bob's Fridge from their Diatractable podcast 😂😂 the best

  • @Cheetoflake
    @Cheetoflake 3 года назад +10

    13:01 Wade's toast goes in the hoop and I cheered with the game when neither of the guys noticed

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 4 года назад +464

    bob: i wish lawyers had a sense of humour
    bob’s lawyer: knock knock
    bob: who’s there?
    bob’s lawyer: not me, i quit

    • @aykayjay
      @aykayjay 4 года назад +8

      bon. bon.

    • @aintijustthecutest3863
      @aintijustthecutest3863 4 года назад +16

      Bob studied law right?

    • @CombustibleCake
      @CombustibleCake 4 года назад +3

      AyKayJay _ oops, thanks for the heads up lol

    • @-Anemr-
      @-Anemr- 4 года назад +7

      You can't quit, you're a frog!

    • @JJfan48
      @JJfan48 4 года назад +1

      白翼 holy crap an ASDF reference

  • @XxSilent_NightxX
    @XxSilent_NightxX 4 года назад +246

    I love how Bob has a cone on his head as he is the cone to Mark's fish.

    • @Vikingsfan-hn1ds
      @Vikingsfan-hn1ds 4 года назад +25

      Silent Night now there's a deep dive throwback right there. I want them to play Prop Hunt again

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 4 года назад +8

      @Noah Dale
      They totally should just for the nostalgia

    • @KunyeeYT
      @KunyeeYT 4 года назад +1

      @@Vikingsfan-hn1ds we need the come back to fish conee

    • @lucidkrunch2524
      @lucidkrunch2524 4 года назад

      It's a cone of shame

  • @jessepeterson8437
    @jessepeterson8437 2 года назад +9

    4:50 watching this in 2022 i kept thinking about bob's fridge

  • @thatonething.73
    @thatonething.73 Год назад +16

    11:10 this is where Mark had his first IDEA for an ONLY FanS

  • @Winter5587
    @Winter5587 4 года назад +231

    This gives me Overcooked vibes even though they’re entirely different things (concept-wise anyways)

    • @daalmightyllama5482
      @daalmightyllama5482 4 года назад +33

      They're made by the same people, so that's probably why you get Overcooked vibes.

    • @averyk7
      @averyk7 4 года назад +2

      DaAlmightyLlama Gives off the same vibes because of the style of the game, makes sense now that it was the same people who made this.

    • @Winter5587
      @Winter5587 4 года назад

      AH, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE NOW- thought they both looked very similar!!

  • @woofn5918
    @woofn5918 4 года назад +411

    32:43
    MV4LYF
    Mark: "Milfy"
    me: It means Moving 4 Life Mark... Moving for Life...

    • @TheNeverEndingGamer47
      @TheNeverEndingGamer47 4 года назад +32

      But Milfy is better let's be real here

    • @rosabellelove9
      @rosabellelove9 4 года назад +14

      TheNeverEndingGamer : You right

    • @ghostly9815
      @ghostly9815 4 года назад +3

      That moment was kinda wholesome for me because my online friends used to call me that as a joke and it brought back nice memories haha

    • @woofn5918
      @woofn5918 4 года назад

      @@ghostly9815 You aren't a... you know.. perhaps? Cuz I hope you didn't get called that in your early ages...

    • @ghostly9815
      @ghostly9815 4 года назад +4

      @@woofn5918 Don't worry haha. I believe I was around 12 or 13 and it derived from my nickname milky. I don't know how it became that but it was just a fun little joke between me and my online friends that didn't stick around for too long. They only called me it when we were goofing off with each other and having laughs. It wasn't as bad as it sounds haha

  • @ForgettiSpaghetti973
    @ForgettiSpaghetti973 Год назад +5

    I love Lixian, he makes sure nothing gets past. If one of them made a funny joke that was a little quiet he makes sure it’s in subtitles spit has a chance to get a little laugh and that’s great. 😌

  • @lauramorgan3241
    @lauramorgan3241 2 года назад +7

    Bob: crying "help me!" as he struggles with the refrigerator
    Me, a distractible listener: FORESHADOWING

  • @chinmustache6420
    @chinmustache6420 4 года назад +728

    Title: “everyone is an idiot except for me.”
    Mark: acts like a big brain goofball

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 4 года назад +3

      The title = Redditors

    • @Fipsh
      @Fipsh 4 года назад +1

      *Big Brain* goofball

    • @ed.is.d34d.
      @ed.is.d34d. 4 года назад +1

      *Its big brain time*

    • @lulin2546
      @lulin2546 4 года назад +1

      dad you've been avoiding me for 5 years... please come home..
      WAIT YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
      *AN IMPOSTER*

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +2

      Just Some Guy with a chin Mustache oh my god there’s another one. I know your father of all creation. The one without a mustache. I knew your relative with a half mustache. And now you....

  • @spaceysystem6642
    @spaceysystem6642 4 года назад +439

    Bob: P. I. V. O. T
    Mark: Breaks every window in sight
    Wade: "MY TOAST!!!" 😂

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 4 года назад +11

      The way Bob shouted it gave me Friends flashbacks, probably intentional.

    • @yasserboumediane1010
      @yasserboumediane1010 4 года назад +5

      @@shikarifox4337 me too thats all i could hear 😂

    • @fabienned.2342
      @fabienned.2342 2 года назад +1

      Could hear Ross in my head screaming it 🤣👌🏻

  • @VincentDeLuca2003
    @VincentDeLuca2003 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:00 Rewatching this in 2023, and seeing Bob dragging the fridge around the side of the house and over to the truck was just a subtle hint at things to come.

  • @arwenpollock8206
    @arwenpollock8206 Год назад +7

    i’ve watched mark for like 8 years consistently not as much as id like but i have never once seen a controller of his oncee so that one par at 27:22 was soo weird

  • @cassidyfordham166
    @cassidyfordham166 4 года назад +146

    Bob: “Oh this is fragile”
    Bob: “YEET”

  • @j_xplr
    @j_xplr 4 года назад +300

    No one:
    Poor toast man Wade: *"THE CHICKENS GOING TO EAT MY BREAD. I'M GOING TO DIE."*

  • @laurs4368
    @laurs4368 Год назад +9

    The only fans jokes here aged well.

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer
    @Teh_Noob_Eporer Год назад +7

    for anyone still unsure: Mark played as a chameleon

  • @steventang6567
    @steventang6567 4 года назад +158

    UNO: You right!
    Monopoly: Fair's fair.
    Moving Out: CLEAR A PATH CLEAR A PATH

  • @amaracustodio8482
    @amaracustodio8482 2 года назад +10

    20:07 as a child of an asian parent, I have to agree XD

  • @wretched_toons
    @wretched_toons Год назад +8

    11:15 and thus the idea was planted . It took two years to become reality but here it began.

  • @AmfeSilke
    @AmfeSilke 4 года назад +404

    The “broken VHS” bob was talking about with the audio only playing on the right track in the beginning actually works on our end too if watching with with headphones.

    • @mihneazarojanu5761
      @mihneazarojanu5761 4 года назад +12

      Even without headphones it sounds broken

    • @thestrangemusician168
      @thestrangemusician168 4 года назад +23

      I have broken headphones so everything sounds broken lol

    • @mihneazarojanu5761
      @mihneazarojanu5761 4 года назад +6

      @@thestrangemusician168 Well, you can be happy since that one part sounds broken for everyone, not just you

    • @plink4017
      @plink4017 4 года назад +9

      Also love how the training video is literally taped over someone's wedding video... :')

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 4 года назад

      yup

  • @isabellacobb6081
    @isabellacobb6081 4 года назад +145

    “Just want to make sure it’s not downloading a virus...again”

    • @Cross1nsan1ty
      @Cross1nsan1ty 4 года назад

      *proceeds to re-enact your profile pic after quoting your comment*

  • @thedaydreamingsmith4950
    @thedaydreamingsmith4950 2 года назад +7

    4:57 the prequels to Bob's fridge

  • @maricelaalcala8582
    @maricelaalcala8582 9 месяцев назад +5

    My favorite part is when Mark said to wade "Wade stop moving. Wade. STOP MOVING!" 16:11

  • @livbrown6260
    @livbrown6260 4 года назад +125

    "booo"
    Wade"was that a cheer?"
    Mark" well i-"
    Bob" Yes that how people cheer. "
    *Mark dies of laughter*