NEWS FLASH: WE CAN'T COOK | Overcooked 2
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- Опубликовано: 28 дек 2018
- Bob, Wade, and I attempt to coo- OH GOD THE KITCHEN'S ON FIRE!!!
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Игры
*Serves empty plate
*Plate comes back dirty
*x-files starts playing*
Someone put their food in it
They had just, super explosive diarrhea and they looked at the plate and went, *squiiiirttt*
Karmyyy
Bro... stop
Yes
Ah yes, Guy Ramsey, famous rival of Gordon Fieri.
"What would bear grills think of this?"
@@DesolateLavender grylls
@@miradreamer6274 Eh, close enough.
It's okay though, it's on theme since they're playing a cooking game.
What about Robert Flay and Bobby Irvine
Kinda like bart simpson and homer simpson
Wait
As someone who worked in a few different kitchens over the years, I cannot get over how accurate this is... It's perfect, right down to the cussing, spontaneous fires that are more of an inconvenience than anything and throwing things to get them to the right stations faster. Also saying things wrong... because after you say one dishes name enough it stops sounding like a word.
as someone who currently works in a kitchen...*yes*
As someone who has never worked in a proper kitchen...*WHAT*?
Sounded like what I expected up until spontaneous fires o.o
@@shibahyperion7635 sometimes flames just burst , its fine
I came here to say this.. Accuracy 100
Bob is the tired, funny but short-tempered Head Chef. Mark is a confused cook, fresh out of school. Wade is the grumpy janitor-became-cook because of low staffing.
*Chef's Kiss*
Perfect-o!
Almost kinda like another game called plateup.
"short-tempted" that makes me think bobs got a thing for short people
@@halosreaper1 Thanks for catching that typo LOL
@@jovanj2717 your welcome
Imagine your just sitting in a restraunt and you just hear from the kitchen repeatedly"FASTER WADE FASTER"
Can I get a waffle? Can- CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE
I'd be like HELL NO and jump out a window!👌even if it was mark.
*Me* : So.. - *turns around in my spin-y chair with my cat in my lap like a evil villain* - the Mark and Wade ship has begun ..
gordon ramsay would do that
You're* = You are
Mark in the hot air ballon; “Who are we serving this to?”
The behind the scenes of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
Omg. Yes!!
Hey what's up you guys
@@Sofia-kz9es Pretty cool. You?
Good one
That was Bob saying that tho.
Eating at a sushi restaurant:
From the kitchen:
"Why did you make that food on the floor?"
"What the shit is happening"
"You're gonna give someone salmonella!"
"That's okay! They deserve it!"
As someone who's worked in a kitchen I can confirm it's actually like this
6:50
The server/the people working at the front - smiling as if nothings happening but their eyes are dead
I WANT to hear my chefs say this
Def the best comment in *MY* book
I love how bob is telling wade what to do step by step while he’s doing his own thing. He has the power of an actual chef. He works well under pressure
Bob mentioned he had a degree in business management, or something like that. I can't remember which Distractible episode he said so.
@@Puritious It’s honestly crazy how smart Bob is. He went to law school, has college degree(s), and is all around just a really intelligent person.
Do mor ov those vitro🐅🐆🐺🐕
@@carterround4600 and plays video games, arguably the most intelligent thing he's done
@@plzhelpireallyneedabettern4065 lmao
20:54
Mark: *barrels Wade out of way*
Wade: *screaming in horror*
Best moment
Yea
Lol
His scream was a little delayed too-
I laughed for a minute straight
*Mark the whole game*
Mark: Oops I threw it away
"Mark why did you serve an empty plate?"
"Mark you better not have food again!" (As he tries and fails to serve food)
SHRIMP AND FISH!!!
also mark: guys i/the food fell over the edge....
*ShRiMp ‘N fIsH!*
My life in a nutshell.
Introducing:
-Bob: the yeeter
-Wade: the chopper
-Mark: the Asian, washer of dishes
Why it true mark useless just asian
No marks the washer of dishes
@@pearltheartqueen1809 correction: He's the asian washer of dishes
@@backyardshenanagins1720
Ah yes, my mistake. Thank you
The legendary asian washer of the dish
The reason the unbread are eating lettuce is bc it’s a “head” of lettuce
I am going to S C R E A M
Plus it's a way to fill a sandwich
that makes sense
Genius
Another mystery of the universe solved. *claps*
i just imagined Bob throwing handfuls of rice at Wade while he desperately tries to pick it up with his hands while the rest of the rice is burning and Mark is just washing dishes in the corner
with all the failed "markiplier makes" they had...why are we surprised they are a mess here
😂 sounds about right
Sounds like a normal episode of Hell's Kitchen to me
That was funny 😐
Hanna Chiakari looks great!! :D
3:35
Wade: Hey, at yeast they tried.
Mark: F***...you?
Wade, I love you XD
You forgot Bob laugh and he said another pun about crumbling his jokes
I love that part lol
I'll crumb my jokes down
@@coobeeethics4856 *Crumbing.
@@kashanakram5592 What? You're kidding.
can you imagine being in a kitchen and hearing, "CUCUMBER!" and seeing a cucumber just YEET across the kitchen onto a cutting board and some guy starts cutting like nothing happened XD XD XD
i fixed edit :3
oh god, someone in 2020 used yeet
@@corvinstory i posted this comment the day the video went out XD RUclips drunk again
@@justarandomlizard2218 aight
Ze AWESOMENESS I believe you same thing has happened to me
@@justarandomlizard2218 you know we can see when you first posted your comment right?
26:39 There is nothing more genuinely funny to me than when bob is mad, regardless if its fake or not lmao
Omg that was so funny😭😭😭
its hilarioussss🤣🤣🤣
the microphone even clips
GIVE ME THE PASTA ON MY DESH!!!
I actually played this game with my friends.
It... it consisted of screaming....
Keanna this game made me and my boyfriend break up:))))))))
When I played this it consisted of throwing things
This game contains teamwork and screaming.
Same
my friend, literally the most chill and loving person I know, was screaming and threatening me the entire time we played this game XD
I love how Bob’s being genuinely nice to Mark and then Wade’s over there cussing Mark out.
And then Bob’s cussing Wade out.
It’s just a circle of anger and cussing.
That sounds like me and my friends
It's funny because back then mark cusses wade out and Bob is being nice to mark and cusses wade out also lol
And marks just cussing
Nah, Mark's just yelling "Shrimp N Fish!"
Best kinda circle other than the circle of life
Bob just turns into Gordon Ramsay 26:40
Oh he swears alright
Wade: *throwing things*
Bob: *threatening Wade*
Mark: *washing dishes*
*Cracks a single egg
*Egg catches on fire
Hey wait this is the wrong channel.... ur supposed to be on Kr-
Daniel Sambar I don’t mean to flex BUTTT I flip tortilla’s with my bare hand. 😎
Finish rdr 2 mark the john marston part
Daniel Sambar I wanna know why bob had to say ‘fish me daddy’
Basically like a person who likes to throw eggs and make a huge mess in his house.
**Reference alert**
Bob 2018- "If this game was a child we'd be murdering it's parents right now."
Mark- "Uhhhh"
Bob-😰 In a good way though
why does this have no reply
@@trianglelullaby384 because it makes more sense then, obviously
Is it stupid that I spent 10 minutes *just* looking for this comment? 😳
I was looking for this comment
For the people looking for it: 2:28
"They're called the Unbread, you idiot, and no, we don't care about them." I love Bob 😂
“At *yeast* they tried.”
Mark: Fuck. You.
I’m dead this is great. I demand more bread puns.
“Sorry, I’ll crumb down My jokes.”
This is late, but
You *butter* have a good excuse
It's the *yeast* of your worries
I'm on a *roll*
What are you *dough-ing*
My *crust*-y (instead of trusty) mixer
*Rise* to the occasion
Your the apple to my *rye*
That's a no *grainer*
I suppose you mean BUNS
Im sorry this is stupid
3:35
Mark: *pours a glass of water*
*_water catches fire_*
-H O W I S T H A T _POSSIBLE_ -
Gordon Ramsey: **drinks water**
Gordon Ramsey: I T ' S D R Y
IT DRY
Gordon Ramsey: Is this ice fresh or frozen?!
Chef: Frozen, sir..
Gordon: FOR FOCKS SAKE, BLOODY HELL
ITS WATER HOW IT D R Y *stares at empty cup* WHAT THE F-
It's not water its vodka :D
Just imagine
Your bringing your family to a night out and dinner. Your daughter is getting hungry and your son has gotten bored. Then you hear
HURRY UP WADE
Edit: forgot about this comment. Thanks guys.
What if you heard FASTER WADE FASTER
Now that’s a restaurant I’d go to
just a cacophony of incoherent talking and then "FASTER WADE"
@@galladegamer3579 oho my dirty mind!
Al least you know your foods getting here soon
Bob yelling "gimme the pasta on my dish" is the most intimidating thing ever
"What do we want?"
"A sequel/ follow up!"
"When do we want it?!"
'NOW!!"
"let's break it so we can all touch kevin!"
GeneralTactics That sounds strange if you don’t know that Kevin is a dog.
@@azukidaifuku it's even worse if you know Kevin is a dog-
*Pokes food*
_Food dematerializes in front of Mark_
Justin Y. **POOF**
This is literally the 2nd comment I see by you that has less than 20 likes.
How are you just.. absolutely everywhere
On every video
Everywhere
H o w
Go away justin y
@@dayphobia6384 you are everywhere too.. its just he gets the likes..
Why are you everywhere???!!!
6:10
Mark: We are on fire gentlemen *throws fish at bystander* we are on fire.
Bob: “Put it on the plate and don’t be an asshole!”
Wade: “What if I don’t want to!”
Bob: *dont be an asshole.*
I obviously don't know these gentleman personally, but everytime they play games like these I think that they bring out both the worst and best in each other, both competitively and personality wise. Please make a part two of this!.
There's probably Twitch vods of them playing it more.
Exactly thank you
I know them personally
I lied ur so gullible
@@pestylucas7406 Ow, my trust.
@@elleinetubera5184 Um, I don't understand.
Title: News Flash: We Can't Cook
*proceeds to get three stars every level except one level*
Why didn't they play this again? They have the best teamwork in the kitchen of most people I've seen who play this game
ikr! with the same amount of screaming
They might not have wanted to or it just didn’t do well compared to other videos
@@stormd4232 Yeah, I guess. It's a shame though since they worked together so well since I've seen other people fail levels more than a few times in this game
@@22Tesla I thought they did do more videos of overcooked tho?
@@littledrummergirl_19 I don't know. If they did, I've not seen the videos.
Those character models fit surprisingly well
I want everyone here to know that I randomly came back to this video 2 years later, JUST to hear Bob say “WADE GIMME THE PASTA ON MY DISH”
Wanna come back again? It's probably still as funny as it was back then
@@martinavila8382because of you I’m back! Thank you!
Can confirm. It's still hilarious.
The council has spoken... touch Kevin again 🐶
I came back just to hear Mark copy Wade as his audio cuts out saying toss me some rrrrrrr(ice) 😅
Guys at 39:38 Mark throws a chopped tomato directly into a pan and it starts cooking without anyone touching it.
Best game 10/10
I read this comment right when that happened😂
That was a steak, but you right. It's impressive lol
“At yeast they tried” -Wade 3:36
@@deadaccount7745 oh I just thought it was from a movie
@@deadaccount7745 Hahaha yes let us turn to Wade 3:36, "They hopped right to it." Oh sorry this is a different translation
5:37 the anger in Bob’s voice, he genuinely sounded like he was on the verge of committing homicide
26:42
Idk why but when Bob yelled WHAT ARE U DOING to wade that made me laugh so much
If you want this to be a series like if you agree.
Or don't.
But the dishes need doing mark.
Never seen a such liked comment have so little replies
So quiet, so peaceful. It's, perfect.
@@DesolateLavender (Me and my 17 alts: "Did somebody saaaay peaceful???"
@@zerg-rush5797 God dammit.
I REFUSE TO LIVE MY LIKE BY YOUR RULES, I REFUSE TO LIKE YOUR COMMENT
Synonym rolls.
Just like grammar used to make.
I'm guessing you like Wade's puns?
I'm stealing this that's sUCH A GOOD PUN
Synonym rolls? What are they like?
DUDE!! That was originally Alonzo Lerone's joke that he made because of a stupid person's Facebook comment (or Twitter I don't quite recall the website) of course people just have to steal other people's jokes especially if they're a successful black comedian! I thought we all have moved on from that kindergarten phase where we have to take everyone's jokes that we find funny. 🙄
I don't know. Imma go try some noun.
34:26 the look of absolute dismay on the king's face, lol.
25:43 GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
“WADE DONT, DONT WADE. DONT TOUCH IT.” 😂😭
The tomatoes . . . is not for you.
Bob: “Focus on serving the...F@$*”
Wade: “ok serving the F@$*”
43:20 Lol
Ik😂
why did you censor yourself under an uncensored video
I actually peed myself from laughing at that XD XD XD
*_Gordon Ramsey wants to know your target location_*
200 subs and 0 vids
*And the location of the lamb sauce*
5:33
*Wade runs around with empty plate*
Bob: *Loses his mind*
You know it’s gonna be good when they already found characters that look exactly like them within 4 seconds
Bob “ I have done things “ 7:41
*Mark Intensifies*
Sophia Wilson
YES IKRR
TheCager 100 😏maybe mark is things
Whitewings12 why have you done this? please stoppp
*How do you get a raise at the bread factory?*
Butter up your boss.
*How do you make dog bread?*
Just use collie flour.
*Why did the aging bread roll retire?*
Her career was already toast.
*What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?*
It tends to get stale.
Please god no
The puns they're good but there puns
These jokes need more likes !!!
What does a fork say to a spoon
Knife to meet you
What do you call a vegan wrestler
BRockoli
"i dont think 6th month olds are playing this game"
wow, forgetting wade like that man
this comment is underrated
s tier comment
I mean he did say he thought anyone under 40 was a toddler, so…that tracks.
“We gotta cook the rice in this one” Me: *remembers I have to cook the rice* (I appreciate you, you saved me from getting my ass beat)
Username checks out
@@novusdolor2812 pretty much yeah-
Funny how at one video with his mom, his most hated chore is doing the dishes, but he has volunteered to do the dishes multiple times in this game lol
💀💀💀ohhhh the irony
Momiplier: am i a joke to you?
but- have you ever been frickin DOUSED while trying to wash a spoon-? his hate is understandable
@Crotchwhistle Purple bro- i do actually do the dishes, pretty often. it was a joke, buddy. i work around the house like everyone else does and have a restaurant job where i often wash dishes there too. calm down.
I loathe doing dishes, I live with my grandmother and she refuses to get a dishwasher 😭😭💔
3 grown men screaming at each other to win.
Best thing to watch at the beginning of 2019.
Beginning? Almost half of 2019 had passed already
@@kitibri look at when this was posted
Karmyyy Oh woops 🤣 sorry
@@kitibri Bob: *_S O R R Y ._*
You right😁
23:14
I love how Bob’s character puts down the plate and looks upat the camera like, “I lost that last dish because Wade and Mark.”
Imagine going to a restaurant and you just hear from the kitchen “IT’S ME IAGO”
11:10 *Wade's Mic Broke*
20:57 *Wade Mentally Broke*
didn’t take too long huh
Mark serving the empty plate made me laugh harder than it should have.
Time mark?
And it came back dirty according to someone?
@@UV_Raiyes 29:33
Picture this:
You: Honey, what do you think’s taking so long?
Husband: What do you mean? It’s only been 10 minutes.
You: I know, but look, Claire’s complaining and Joshua’s getting cranky. Should we ask a waiter?
*HURRY THE FUCK UP WADE.*
Mark: “WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE PLOT!”
Months later...
Mark: “GUYS! THE PLOT!”
5:34 - Wade just running in circles with a plate until Bob explodes never ceases to make me burst into laughter. xD
That was pure anger😹
34:25 Bob is petting the pooch, Mark is getting the stone pillar off, and Wade is just praising the sun.
Wade : "my ears are dying of rice infestation"
Also Wade : "I could use more rice"
I lost it @0:20 when it actually looked like everyone lol
Love Marks: "Yeah that's about right" and his laugh and then the realization from Bob and Wade and them starting to laugh in amazement too. 😂
Imagine sitting in a resturant hearing someone yelling at someone named wade and demanding he put pasta on his dish.
@@matadavid7448 oh hi Mark
7:41 Mark finally realizes Bob is a serial killer.
*Wade and bob arguing about how easy that level is and getting 3 stars isn’t impressive* Mark- 😌 “this game is delightful” ✨
After they mentioned the goofy song, I looked it up, watched it, then got recommended the PAX video where Wade proposed, then watched the entire thing, and came back to this video. What a ride
“We need dishes but the dishes are on fire”
Imagine going up to a food truck and seeing a pink beetle a mouse and a Viking cooking for you
1000 Subs With One Video Challenge it sounds like the best thing ever
This is the calmest I've ever seen this game played. Holy crap.
Thats honestly surprising 🤣🤣🤣
Oh gosh what youtubers have you been watching XD
No seriously if there's something more chaotic then this I wanna see it
Wade: I’ll be the fish chopper
Mark: I’m ‘bout to end this man’s whole career
Family game of the year!
Then there are 3 grown men screaming at each other to be able to win😂
I would like to buy it for my 2 year old
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"DA DONT PUT THE RICE IN THE SINK."
Idk why I laughed so hard.
Imagine being in a restaurant and hearing that-
20:55
Why did I start dying of laughter!? Every time I watch this video, its always this part that has me on the ground!
3:12
"I served that lettuce so loud."
lol
"If this game was a child, we'd be murdering its parents right now." ~ Bob.
"Yeah Marco...Rubio..?" ~ Bob.
"Yeah if you walk up to Kevin, you can touch him." ~ Bob.
Omg Bob why?!
some legend bob quotes here
"Mark, i need a pasteeeeer..."
"You need a pasteeeeer?"
"Pasteeeeerrr..."
I read 'peteeeeerrr' lmao
Plot twist:
At the end of the round there is a boss. Its Gordon Ramsey and hes screaming that the water is raw and where the #%^$ is the lamb sauce?!!
1:18 killed me, the way bob says it so cynically 😭
*>claims they can't cook*
*>gets 700 points over the requirement*
Bob: "The bus turns into a boat"
Wade: *AHHHHHHH*
youtube offered to translate this english into english
There is something like this in Queensland it's a bus that goes into water and its made to look like a duck. I went on it when I was around 5 so I don't know if it's still a thing
@@largeboy5577 for me too
“ faster wade faster”
Reminds me of when me and one of my other female friends puts on a really masculine voice and say to our friend Ryan
“Don do it Ryan
Don eat tape
Iz not edible Ryan
Don do it”
Is that a reference to something or just an inside joke?
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 dude tried to eat tape…
Bob: head chef that directs orders in the kitchen
Wade: sous chef that must be told what to do
Mark: dishwasher and prep who doesn't have any culinary training
Wade has style with his puns
I dunno, I thought they were pretty crumby
@Ri Brass Look on the bright side- he didn't say "WHEAT", and pull a dab
I thought they were only half-baked.
You crust have missed the point
Keanna They did smell a little fishy
This would make a great animated episode, but also...
...who are they even serving in the second half of the video?
...the clouds?
I imagine God/the gods/various other religous sky-based idols get hungry sometimes too
*the cloud people feel offended*
the hunger games is taking place down below. they're parachuting the food down to the tributes. the orders come from the sponsors.
Metaphorical Parachute this is the best answer
what if you were watching a team of professional chefs in an outdoor kitchen and one of them just goes "whoopsies" and pelts a raw fish into your face (6:11) im laughing so hard wtf
Why is no one talking about Mark's "I'll try anything once" to boning. What a legend.
6:45
"STAHP THROWING SH!T EVERYWHERE!"
*Chucks shrimp*
"If this game was a child we'd be murdering its parents right now."😂🤣
Bad Wolf *zooms in on Mark’s judgey eyes*
in a gud way
Wouldnt that make the game a protagonist. Its an orphan
The way bob directs the kitchen, he sounds like a actual chef of a small restaurant
This video is literally what i watch whenever I need to de stress. I’ve seen it roughly seven times. Thanks for being funny and relaxing!
this whole video is just
wade getting bullied
Any conjoined video is just Wade getting bullied. XD
Finley but this video especially
I read for some reason 'this whole video is bullshit' which ain't true 😂 it's 2am I need to sleep
24:29 summary of making a family dinner
Yes. Just yes. That's all.
?
43:21
I was drinking my iced tea then...
“Just focus on serving the- *FUCK* “
I choked 👁👄👁
Doing needlework while watching this and I've nearly stabbed myself from bursting out laughing so many times I can't even count
Ay Yi Yi I'm lucky I watched this in bed
"Don't put the rice in the sink!" -Markiplier 2018
“It’s fine, it’s clean!” -LordMinion777 2018
My favorite line in the Bible
Customer: _"Why is there wood in my pasta?"_
Mark:**Yeeting Food twoards Bob and Wade**
i just pictured a huge tree log of wood wedged into pasta
my friend and i were playing overcooked yesterday and we struggled so hard on the second level because it was me and mmy friend and we kept yelling "GET THE RICE" and my friend caught it on fire and we only had one pot to use so we screamed at eachother for a good hour about the fire and the rice. lol XD
First off, I was dying at "He's the Asian one"
Second off, play with Jack.