IKEA FURNITURE ASSEMBLY NIGHTMARE | Kallax w/ Bob and Wade

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  • @PlayerOne.StartGame
    @PlayerOne.StartGame Год назад +10004

    I love how Mark, in response to hearing his explanations were unclear, pulls out the SAT words

    • @Haydenwern4113
      @Haydenwern4113 Год назад +569

      putin that engineering degree to good use

    • @SamCornick
      @SamCornick Год назад +232

      @@Haydenwern4113 What engineering degree 😛

    • @Haydenwern4113
      @Haydenwern4113 Год назад

      idk, might be thinking of someone else but idc enough to check@@SamCornick

    • @jax666_ig
      @jax666_ig Год назад +29

      time stamp so i can keep rewatching it??

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Год назад +85

      @@Haydenwern4113He didn’t get an engineering degree did he? I thought he dropped out

  • @twig2730
    @twig2730 Год назад +6796

    "Leg side is receiving on the flowers" "checkerboard pattern is on the distal edges" I love getting a glimpse inside how Mark's mind works

    • @asterix...
      @asterix... Год назад +197

      It's correct, it's an engineering term

    • @NikkiDoesStufff
      @NikkiDoesStufff Год назад +137

      Honestly his instructions made the most sense to me. Clear and concise. Don’t know why they had a problem

    • @asterix...
      @asterix... Год назад +96

      @@NikkiDoesStufff Only will make sense to some lol

    • @catonmahkeybord5967
      @catonmahkeybord5967 Год назад +42

      hes becoming one with the flowers

    • @connorlong7143
      @connorlong7143 Год назад +117

      "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS" is living in my head rent free now

  • @DafaIdham
    @DafaIdham Год назад +3542

    "Legs side are receiving on the flower" is my new favorite Markiplier Catchphrase

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 Год назад +61

      Almost choked on my drink laughing 😂

    • @lwolf1077
      @lwolf1077 Год назад +91

      I’m not joking when I got to that part I actually started crying because of how much I was laughing

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 Год назад +73

      I also submit “checkerboard pattern on the distal edges!”, whatever the hell that means lol

    • @presentlycrescent
      @presentlycrescent Год назад +4

      @@lwolf1077same here I was crying

    • @Xaphanify
      @Xaphanify Год назад +9

      @@thevenator3955 What do you mean, what does it mean? Literally why I didn't laugh at that in the video, because that just makes sense. At the very least more sense than Wade with "up/down" when, just like Mark says, he fails to consider things in 3D. Or at all, considering they just laugh instead of using more clear terms.

  • @CriticalPotato
    @CriticalPotato Год назад +4020

    Mark's next horror movie will have him play Jigsaw from the "Saw" franchise, while he instructs people to build IKEA furniture within a time limit. Truly the most horrifying situation imaginable lmao.

    • @ProtoV33MK1
      @ProtoV33MK1 Год назад +41

      As long as the time limits are reasonable, it's really not that hard if you just slow down and pay attention to the instructions. I actually like building IKEA stuff. First thing from them I built was a 6-drawer dresser and it took like 2 hours

    • @juliakrasinski
      @juliakrasinski Год назад +13

      Oh my god I would love to see how that would play out 🤣💀

    • @Josh-z3s6i
      @Josh-z3s6i 11 месяцев назад +57

      ​@@ProtoV33MK1they mean that the only instructions you get is how mark describes it to you so he could be like "The jigsaw pattern is in a contralateral formation from the separation of the saggital plane of the nightstand"

    • @problematicgoose
      @problematicgoose 11 месяцев назад +2

      Jigsaw or Billy?

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 10 месяцев назад +2

      As an autistic this WILL be my hell. And having to eat everything with...the big spoon. Ifykyk

  • @SoftestPuffss
    @SoftestPuffss Год назад +3428

    Mark's inability to say simple words like up, down, inside, and outside truly makes him a certified IKEA furniture builder.

    • @PastelCerulean
      @PastelCerulean 11 месяцев назад +4

      Lol

    • @elianabeebe7494
      @elianabeebe7494 11 месяцев назад +37

      Counterpoint: IKEA instructions have no language whatsoever and therefore, are marginally more understandable to a wider audience than mark

    • @Wasa8i2
      @Wasa8i2 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@elianabeebe7494 fact, but counterpoint: Ikea instructions dont make me end up wheezing with laughter, mark does. i present to you as evidence: this video

    • @Bowomp849
      @Bowomp849 9 месяцев назад +3

      Markiplier is an engineer after all

  • @knaughta.masso-kist5944
    @knaughta.masso-kist5944 Год назад +2903

    "Leg side is recieving on the flowers" is my new favourite Markiplier quote. Hardest I've laughed in a while lol

    • @Csaba__
      @Csaba__ Год назад +31

      Omg SAME! I had wisdom tooth renoval, laying in my bed, but this bit made me lose it fully. Im literally tearing up holy fucking shit i loved this

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 Год назад +7

      i before e, except after c, friend.

    • @SabianHoward
      @SabianHoward Год назад +6

      But only in the spring of may

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel Год назад +8

      As soon as he said that, I knew they wouldn't know what he means. That was absolutely hilarious XD

    • @Tanstaafl_74
      @Tanstaafl_74 Год назад +2

      Made my stomach hurt I laughed so much.

  • @cheesymarie3578
    @cheesymarie3578 Год назад +1290

    Mark is really taking that idea of "if you say it enough times they will get it" to the next level

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 Год назад +9009

    You know, Mark has a point with saying "flower up" is confusing, but then he ruins it by proposing the solution is "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS"

    • @DocInABox
      @DocInABox Год назад +672

      "this direction is confusing. I propose a waaay more confusing direction"

    • @wor1dconquerer170
      @wor1dconquerer170 Год назад +153

      They already completed the table on previous levels. So flower up wasn't a confusing direction

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 Год назад +134

      @@wor1dconquerer170 It kind of is, though. They placed wrong many times

    • @NikkiDoesStufff
      @NikkiDoesStufff Год назад +182

      I gotta be honest. Marks instructions made the most sense to me. I understood what he was saying just fine

    • @sincerelymaya
      @sincerelymaya Год назад +20

      @@NikkiDoesStufff same 😭

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Год назад +2301

    27:22 Distal: situated further from the center. The opposite is proximal (situated nearer to the center). These are anatomy terms, so Mark's biomedical engineering past is showing (he could have been an engineer, indeed).

    • @Maximo2204
      @Maximo2204 Год назад +176

      If we're going to use medical terms, I think in this situation it would've made more sense to refer to them as the medial and lateral faces of the board, since it's not really about being distal or proximal here

    • @justmo6208
      @justmo6208 Год назад +71

      Nerd speak, got it.

    • @Views_of_Eight
      @Views_of_Eight Год назад +53

      I was very happy that I was able to understand what he meant lol (thank you intro to health careers and medical terminology class)

    • @kstormgeistgem461
      @kstormgeistgem461 11 месяцев назад +45

      indeed. he may be a youtuber but he still has the mind of an engineer.
      a truly frightening thing to behold.

    • @Cronatic
      @Cronatic 10 месяцев назад +21

      Unfortunately to everyone who isn't an engineer these terms mean literally nothing without context.

  • @luckylukas2282
    @luckylukas2282 Год назад +1689

    I love how these games, it starts with mark fucking around and being a memer, and then by the end, he's literally taking it so seriously that it stresses him out

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 5 месяцев назад +8

      in other words, shit gets real

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 4 месяца назад +3

      In other other words: Mark pulls a Mark ​@@Killbayne

  • @Creetopia19
    @Creetopia19 Год назад +3332

    Imagine them doing this inside an Ikea. People would be hearing "The Weiner is on the wrong side." 😂😂😂

    • @sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y
      @sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y Год назад +118

      "Legs are receiving of the flower!"

    • @JALETRATOR
      @JALETRATOR Год назад +80

      THE STAR RECEIVING DISTAL EDGES NEED TWO WEINERS!

    • @NinjaLeafSakura1
      @NinjaLeafSakura1 Год назад +28

      Imagine all three of them in IKEA 😂

    • @ohkaygoplay
      @ohkaygoplay Год назад +40

      Are you kidding me? I'd pay money to sit on one of the pre-made beds, slurping a soda and eating meatballs, while watching these three chuckleheads figure out how to put together a table. :D

    • @markipliertrash1562
      @markipliertrash1562 Год назад

      Yep xD

  • @theunknownsissel9943
    @theunknownsissel9943 Год назад +644

    “LEG SIDE RECIEVING ON THE FLOWERS” - some of the funniest break down of communication ever

    • @CaydeSmax
      @CaydeSmax Год назад +13

      it's like marks brain just reached a new level of sentience and bob n wade are still on flower side line close

    • @sugarskullbyte3773
      @sugarskullbyte3773 Год назад +12

      mark being adamant about that phrasing made it even funnier. That also gave me "the carbuncle ate itself" energy.

  • @AngelaSmith2030
    @AngelaSmith2030 Год назад +3656

    I was expecting actual ikea furniture but this is pretty accurate 😂

    • @Nothing.Nugget
      @Nothing.Nugget Год назад +91

      God imagine if we get "Markiplier Makes: Ikea furniture"

    • @KrizpyfitZ
      @KrizpyfitZ Год назад +1

      same lol

    • @Maber610
      @Maber610 Год назад +15

      That sounds like a unus annus video

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 Год назад +1

      Yeah, them trying to give direction and bickering 😄

    • @lemoniphobia
      @lemoniphobia Год назад +10

      @@Nothing.Nugget he needs to bring back markiplier makes (its my replacement for unus annus) 😭

  • @Jacquestopus
    @Jacquestopus Год назад +2232

    "Leg side is receiving on the flower," and Bob's consequential death by laughter, made me laugh so hard mid drink that I almost choked to death on my Gamer Supps. I was forced to fight for my life to swallow it so I wouldn't shoot it across the bedroom. Holy hell, that might be the funniest moment I've ever witnessed between these three. I'm still trying to clear my throat. It hurts so good

    • @momentomori4070
      @momentomori4070 Год назад +32

      Me but with coffee😂

    • @harrystone3527
      @harrystone3527 Год назад +72

      Such a reddit way of speaking

    • @rubiodarkyeti5927
      @rubiodarkyeti5927 11 месяцев назад +5

      This comment has 666 likes :)

    • @jinnahc2175
      @jinnahc2175 11 месяцев назад +16

      I was mid sip in my sprite and I somehow snorted it through my nose cause I laughed so god damn hard and could not stop laughing after. You're stronger than me tho cause it went EVERYWHERE

    • @Juicy-KingDerp
      @Juicy-KingDerp 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@harrystone3527 whats a reddit way of speaking? that sounds like a negative thing to say

  • @gameranker5370
    @gameranker5370 Год назад +500

    Hearing bob dying laughter while mark keep yelling "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER!" is my favourite, im crying from laughter.

  • @myrinn_
    @myrinn_ Год назад +2824

    mark suddenly pulling out the engineering vocabulary

    • @tacitblue8979
      @tacitblue8979 Год назад +92

      As an engineer myself, I can assure you we never used the word "distal" where I work......

    • @Schlyne
      @Schlyne Год назад +22

      and biology.

    • @chewy6220
      @chewy6220 Год назад +92

      @@tacitblue8979cause it’s actually medical terminology

    • @kayleigh8793
      @kayleigh8793 Год назад +54

      @@tacitblue8979they’re anatomical position terms

    • @Sirawxy
      @Sirawxy Год назад +86

      @@chewy6220that makes more sense because he studied biomedical engineering. Although he still need to describe distal end of what exactly 😂

  • @speedfreak24
    @speedfreak24 Год назад +639

    "CHECKERBOARD ON THE DISTAL EDGES!!" Bob and Wade never stood a chance 😭😂

  • @thestrangemusician168
    @thestrangemusician168 Год назад +1220

    “leg side receiving on the flowers” feels like similar energy to ethan calling a skillet a skittle

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Год назад +63

      "A SCRITTLR!"

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel Год назад +56

      You mean Skriddle?

    • @tamlikescats4639
      @tamlikescats4639 Год назад +45

      pretty sure it's called a skilltreeurle

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Год назад +23

      @@tamlikescats4639 skirtle*

    • @CriticalPotato
      @CriticalPotato Год назад +16

      "Leg side is receiving on the flowers" sounds like the kind of nonsensical sentence that a non-native english speaker would say lol.

  • @AegisDM
    @AegisDM Год назад +881

    This is without a doubt an accurate representation of roommates building furniture together in real life. Words to the wise, always have the instructions on-hand, and make sure the good communicator is the one reading it, lol.

    • @ryanchivwara5013
      @ryanchivwara5013 11 месяцев назад +7

      Mark and Bob would like to disagree 🤣🤣

    • @UnfazedPhoenix
      @UnfazedPhoenix 11 месяцев назад +30

      That would have been Bob lol. I love them all, but Bob is the mediator, the connector of communication. He speaks Mark and Wade, understands both of their brains. Lol.

  • @Paladin1125
    @Paladin1125 11 месяцев назад +160

    Someday, when I meet Bob in real life, I'm going to hug him and tell him "thank you for sharing your laugh with the world". His hysterical laughter starting at 22:20 literally made 2023 my favorite year.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 9 месяцев назад +11

      I love how the collective Markiplier/Distractible fandom agrees that Bob’s belly-laugh can cure cancer

    • @Paladin1125
      @Paladin1125 9 месяцев назад +3

      @SteampunkHorse right?!? So glad we get to enjoy that laugh!

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@SteampunkHorseits truly healing oml… something recently happened that made me upset but Bob’s laugh made me forget about it and now I’m just happy 😂

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@bi.fruitsalad God bless you

  • @imnotsuspiciousshh
    @imnotsuspiciousshh Год назад +978

    Mark explaining the table in the most complicated way possibly and following it up with "I CAN'T MAKE IT MORE CLEAR!" made me lose it. Especially after he messed up the table from his own misunderstanding in the round before

  • @IkerUnzu
    @IkerUnzu Год назад +6112

    I love how smart Bob is, he knows so many facts about life in general 😂

  • @7aMza.
    @7aMza. Год назад +690

    Mark screaming instructions nobody understands repeatedly is comedy gold

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 2 месяца назад +2

      CHECKERBOARD ON THE DISTAL EDGES❗️ TESSELLATION INTERIOR‼️

  • @jacobthecarguy
    @jacobthecarguy Год назад +158

    Bob and Wade synchronizing in harmony saying “a lot of good that’s doing you” about Marks 10 gigabit internet 😂😂😂

  • @SenterSen
    @SenterSen 11 месяцев назад +119

    22:28 that was perhaps one of Bob's best hysterical laugh moments that I MYSELF couldn't stop laughing to

  • @ShaggyDog1223
    @ShaggyDog1223 Год назад +894

    Mark calling out wade for unclear instructions and then, with full confidence, saying "Leg side is receiving on the flowers. It is the line away from the flower." 1 minute later, is gold.
    22:19

    • @MR_6238
      @MR_6238 Год назад +80

      I don't know about you, but Mark's instructions were crystal clear for me. Wade's instructions were ambiguous, as it depends on the perspective being considered. Are we talking about the current orientation, or the finished product? Saying "flower side up" can be interpreted either way.
      While Mark should have said "flower side is receiving the legs" or something like that, his instructions clearly linked the flower side to the legs. This clearly means that the legs go into the flower side. In addition, "It is the line away from the flower" makes it clear that the lines go on the far side of the legs relative to the flower, and this also reinforces that it is the flower side in question.

    • @irregulargod4740
      @irregulargod4740 Год назад

      @@MR_6238🤓🫵🏻

    • @micaylafeinner4191
      @micaylafeinner4191 Год назад +26

      ​@@MR_6238to be honest wade made more sense to me but maybe that's cause I thought mark was saying "receding" and not "receiving ". But I do get that wades directions could be seen as ambiguous.

    • @trappedinmymind485
      @trappedinmymind485 Год назад +13

      You could write an entire thesis on this interaction alone

    • @ShaggyDog1223
      @ShaggyDog1223 Год назад +28

      ​@@MR_6238Mark's instructions make perfect sense to me, but they sound needlessly complicated given the situation. I feel Wade's more simplistic approach makes far more sense, in the moment, when you take into account that all the blueprints for the tables presented them in an upside-down orientation, which is something that Mark had seen, as well as the way they were being built 95% of the time.

  • @vinnie4609
    @vinnie4609 Год назад +520

    Mark plays scary games on a daily basis but he plays chill games during Halloween.

    • @ElizaaKin
      @ElizaaKin Год назад +7

      😂😂😂😂 Facts tho!!!!

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks Год назад +24

      Wrong, this is the scariest game of them all.

    • @juliacornejo7802
      @juliacornejo7802 Год назад +13

      Is this a chill game??? cause Mark's instructions gave me anxiety and a good scare

  • @devinjohnson411
    @devinjohnson411 Год назад +998

    Mark out here relaying instructions using medical terminology 😂

    • @oliviadallas3887
      @oliviadallas3887 Год назад +10

      Literally all I was thinking about, I'm surprised he had tat knowledge and the others didn't

    • @CapnSeaWolf4071
      @CapnSeaWolf4071 Год назад +32

      He could've been an engineer yk

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 Год назад +2

      @@CapnSeaWolf4071 anyone can be an engineer, doesn't make them one

    • @psychostick555
      @psychostick555 Год назад +24

      @@schwarz8614he was doing biomedical engineering in college for some time before he dropped out, so he has some knowledge

    • @Notorious2108
      @Notorious2108 Год назад +8

      " YOU NEED TO PUT THE WEINER IN"

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Год назад +194

    "Shorter board is attached to the tessellated edges. The checkerboard pattern is a distal." He could not have made this more complicated if he was trying to confuse them 😂

  • @IsoyaYasuji
    @IsoyaYasuji Год назад +124

    I’ve never laughed so much harder in my life than Mark’s “clear” instructions. “Leg side is receiving on the flowers” will be living rent free in my head for months xD

  • @alyxidy
    @alyxidy Год назад +374

    I love how he's been uploading a bunch of horror stuff and then on Halloween it's not a horror game lol

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 Год назад +6

      Irony at its finest

    • @Sottiwotti
      @Sottiwotti Год назад +72

      You ever tried to build Ikea furniture? That's pure horror

    • @alyxidy
      @alyxidy Год назад +5

      @@Sottiwotti true true

  • @henuemphuse
    @henuemphuse Год назад +270

    I like that mark kept that "wade a minute" bit from drunk mincraft/prop hunt.

  • @TrueUnknownNPC
    @TrueUnknownNPC Год назад +484

    Wade and Bob are trying to solve trigonometry while mark is an English professor lol

  • @factual-fantasy2762
    @factual-fantasy2762 Год назад +88

    Bob and Wade laughing at 22:20 was my favorite part XD it was contagious!

  • @BromXBones
    @BromXBones Год назад +44

    22:20, nothing like a good Bob laugh attack to make your day better

  • @nil_string
    @nil_string Год назад +217

    I can already tell this is gonna be one of those episodes I come back to and watch over and over again purely from the Bob laugh at 22:31

  • @gianroque968
    @gianroque968 Год назад +115

    “The leg side is receiving on the flowers” - directions that were definitely consistent with the directions they’ve been giving for tables they’ve been building before

  • @laika6661
    @laika6661 Год назад +271

    I don't watch this channel as much as I used to but I just wanted to leave a comment on this video about how happy it makes me that after all these years you're still kicking it and playing games with Bob and Wade. You guys are an OG youtube trio.

    • @Kkillen
      @Kkillen 11 месяцев назад +14

      Same! I’m not a horror fan so a lot of marks stuff isn’t my speed anymore but it makes me so happy we still get these videos sometimes

  • @pickles7691
    @pickles7691 Год назад +61

    bob being in hysterics over "legs side receiving on the flowers" has to be some of the randomest funny shit ever

  • @Salty_catz
    @Salty_catz Год назад +55

    The best part is, I thought Marks sentence sounded completely normal and like good, straightforward instructions until they started laughing.

  • @DulfyBee
    @DulfyBee Год назад +114

    We need more of these kinds of videos! Mark + Bob + Wade in any multiplayer game = absolute chaos

  • @plaguedoctorraccoon
    @plaguedoctorraccoon Год назад +450

    These three have a talent for making teamwork games into pvp 😂

    • @presentlycrescent
      @presentlycrescent Год назад +9

      Underrated comment

    • @theloreghost312
      @theloreghost312 Год назад +7

      More like making teamwork games into Hunger Games

    • @GrogedUp
      @GrogedUp Год назад

      It is simply “they’re” nature…

    • @dragonic_ragecore
      @dragonic_ragecore Год назад +2

      ​@GrogedUp *their
      I'm trying to be helpful, sorry if this offends anyone.

    • @GrogedUp
      @GrogedUp Год назад

      @@dragonic_ragecore here buddy

  • @Mr.SnekMeister
    @Mr.SnekMeister Год назад +83

    I love how Bob is laughing hysterically from hearing Mark trying to explain the table steps. It brings me such joy.

  • @serenmage
    @serenmage Месяц назад +4

    this is funny also but honestly a SUPER fantastic example of how different people have different communication styles to mean the same things!!
    simple misunderstandings are behind sooooo many arguments and fights i swear, ive started taking a pause when my friend says something that sounds like it super doesn't make sense, and either asking them to define what that means to them or explain what they said defines as to me, and it can take a few minutes of back and forth but eventually we figure out that it's something like this, where it was just i was referring to something as it's current state (down) and they were referring to it's intended state (up), but we were both describing exactly the same thing, just in opposite ways (the alternate can definitely be true also, saying the same thing and *thinking* you're on the same page-but those phrases mean different things)

  • @vanlooney2012
    @vanlooney2012 Год назад +21

    I love how in one round, Mark understands flower side up line up perfectly. And then in the next round decides it doesn’t make sense and so proceeds to use the most complicated way of explaining using the most words possible.

  • @arialance24
    @arialance24 Год назад +557

    Every time I heard Mark say "Distal" I just wanted to scream "JUST SAY ITS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!"

    • @askeleton6240
      @askeleton6240 Год назад +34

      distal

    • @arialance24
      @arialance24 Год назад +33

      @askeleton6240 you take that back right now I swear to god

    • @l9324
      @l9324 Год назад +49

      god imagine if ikea instructions used anatomy terms

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken Год назад +4

      @@arialance24 distal

    • @OliB150
      @OliB150 Год назад +17

      “Distal is an ADJECTIVE!”

  • @RoyalKnightCurly
    @RoyalKnightCurly Год назад +870

    I legit didn't know that breathing through your mouth on a constant basis was that detrimental. Thanks, Bob👍

    • @Thesnakerox
      @Thesnakerox Год назад +79

      When one thinks of it like that, it's no wonder "mouth breather" is so commonly used as a derogatory term LOL

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 Год назад +21

      First I learn maybe I should just do a loud sneeze through the mouth instead of my nosevto potentially avoid an aneurysm from moist and now this. My path to better health is clear 😂

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 Год назад +17

      It sucks that your jaw has weight and you will naturally breathe through your mouth while you sleep unless you buy a chinstrap to keep it closed by force

    • @TheJoakimProductions
      @TheJoakimProductions Год назад +19

      I can't help it man I can barely breathe through my nose at all :( Maybe I should see a doctor

    • @Tyriad_
      @Tyriad_ Год назад +36

      ​@@TheJoakimProductions yeah I hate that "mouth breather" as an insult is a thing, I had a deviated septum and could barely breathe through my nose before surgery. I would recommend talking to your doctor about it, even just having stints put in can be life changing

  • @dakotaclarke1817
    @dakotaclarke1817 Год назад +171

    At 22 minutes, Mark: "Leg side receiving on the flowers!!!" Bob: -Actively losing his sh*t- 😂😂😂

  • @Wolta
    @Wolta Год назад +59

    Bob's laugh is contagious.

  • @SindianStar
    @SindianStar 11 месяцев назад +24

    It's moments like this I remember... "Mark could have been a engineer"

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Год назад +136

    6:14 - Pretty sure that double-length leg is an homage to Mark and Bob's improvised bunk beds from college! 😂

  • @bubblegumcrab
    @bubblegumcrab Год назад +155

    LEG SIDE RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS
    bob: *literallt dying from laughter*

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 Год назад +139

    Mark yelling "distal" and getting frustrated that Bob and Wade don't understand while he could've just said "outer" instead this whole time xd

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 11 месяцев назад +15

    "shorter board is attached to the tesselated edges the checkerboard pattern is a distal"
    thanks, mark. i have literally never heard those words in my life.

  • @dart-fz3sw
    @dart-fz3sw 11 месяцев назад +8

    I love seeing Mark when he is legit laughing uncontrollably. All the time we see a chuckle and a smile, but we rarely get to see that true joy on his face.

  • @crumch-lx3ix
    @crumch-lx3ix Год назад +114

    22:32 Is one of the best bob laughs ever

    • @willg955
      @willg955 Год назад +3

      Bob completely losing it had me in stitches, lol.

  • @lesdyxiatoo
    @lesdyxiatoo Год назад +51

    This was just pure chaos for nearly 30 mins and I loved every second, hearing grown men yell at each other while I’m staring at adorable little avatars bustling about with furniture in their lil arms was the best part lmao

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit Год назад +190

    Imagine trying to put together a TV stand but somehow turn it into a lamp.

  • @YilingBaozu
    @YilingBaozu 11 месяцев назад +13

    Bob hysterically laughing is the best thing ever LMAO absolutely infectious

  • @DoggoBilis
    @DoggoBilis Год назад +11

    I really love Lixian's editing skills, especially the subtitles of colors to determine who is who, and the dramatic zooms. I LOVE IT!💚

  • @gridiron995
    @gridiron995 Год назад +357

    Mark is clearly the only carpenter among them

  • @LucindaPug
    @LucindaPug Год назад +59

    Distractible is amazing but nothing beats the three of them playing a good ol game together.

  • @mstrong2376
    @mstrong2376 Год назад +232

    It never occurred to me how much I missed Darkiplier.

    • @markiplierfromwalmart
      @markiplierfromwalmart Год назад +17

      we need more wilford, dark and actor mark
      :( i miss them dearly

    • @garrsondaulton2058
      @garrsondaulton2058 Год назад +2

      My ex was really into the crossover stuff with antisepticeye. I felt kinda sad when they finally made the showdown vid, they were obviously trying to kill it, the surge of homoerotisism that was complicating his friendship with Jack. It worked kinda too well in some ways. But i still miss just the feeling of those days, the slightly angsty mark because he was our funny wolf. The teeth, and the fluffy haired fresh talent. He's still our guy, all love and no homo, just a different flavor of human than he was.

    • @jordansedgwick8551
      @jordansedgwick8551 Год назад +1

      It occurs to me often

    • @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242
      @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242 Год назад

      i VIOLENTLY gasped seeing him again oml

  • @Welcome40W3
    @Welcome40W3 Год назад +5

    I love how no matter how long of a break I take from your channel, you're still you. The only RUclipsr I've watched through the years that hasn't changed. Thank you, I'm glad I can always come back here and feel welcome.

  • @VcSaJen
    @VcSaJen Месяц назад +3

    Ah yeah, jumping over the void is a common problem when building IKEA.

  • @lucywithdiamonds
    @lucywithdiamonds Год назад +92

    “LEG SIDE RECEIVING OF THE FLOWER” mark could not have made that more confusing

  • @cartridgeace650
    @cartridgeace650 Год назад +69

    up to this point 12:38 i was was wondering who was going to throw someone out into space first. they lasted much longer than i thought.

  • @mniakan754
    @mniakan754 Год назад +369

    Trying to assemble Ikea furniture with someone is the ultimate test of friendship

    • @ItsJustMe185
      @ItsJustMe185 Год назад +4

      Rather the final test of woodshop class

    • @trxthsxxkxr
      @trxthsxxkxr Год назад

      ​@@mirjinou7999Me too! My parents said that if I aquire 50k followers they'd let me finally out of the dark basement and let me see daylight for the first time ❤

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe Год назад

      That’s why I always do it alone. It’s not difficult, but you have to follow the instructions. It gets chaotic pretty fast if you do it with two or more people.

  • @tomp.7091
    @tomp.7091 Год назад +38

    Bob's hysterical laughing is giving me the serotonin I needed 😂

  • @LasagnaQueen
    @LasagnaQueen 4 месяца назад +5

    After E L E V E N years he finally made the "Wade a minute" joke

  • @MsSillymaria
    @MsSillymaria Год назад +267

    This is hilarious and accurate to how I build furniture 😂

  • @potardo9851
    @potardo9851 Год назад +103

    I understood the way that Mark was describing how to put the table together. It's when he tried to use the word distal to describe where the patterns should be on the tv shelf that lost me.

  • @brokenharmony5562
    @brokenharmony5562 3 месяца назад +5

    LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER ‼️‼️‼️

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 2 месяца назад +1

      CHECKERBOARD ON THE DISTAL EDGES‼️

  • @dairyblitz
    @dairyblitz Год назад +17

    mark using lingo and wade and bob being so confused made me wheez multiple times

  • @eminebaert2568
    @eminebaert2568 Год назад +170

    god that was hilarious, Mark's instructions, holy shit xD

  • @MrCrazyGameGuy
    @MrCrazyGameGuy Год назад +87

    Here I thought Mark just kept smashing himself in the face with chairs, but now the truth comes out. He has been doing intense nose breathing techniques and it has broken his nose.

  • @nikkili7283
    @nikkili7283 Год назад +41

    I swear bob's laugh is very contagious 😂

  • @evanbumpus6733
    @evanbumpus6733 Год назад +21

    Bob's laughter when mark tries to make sense with the table

  • @Shadow_Symphony
    @Shadow_Symphony 4 месяца назад +2

    Mark is the type of person to say “form a circle and make it straight-“

  • @RRV-117
    @RRV-117 Год назад +82

    As SOMEONE who actually works at IKEA in the Great Britain. I can wholeheartedly agree that building furniture is indeed a NIGHTMARE.
    I am glad you have suffered as I have.

  • @ktmal1681
    @ktmal1681 Год назад +24

    These kinds of BS videos with the boys working together but also struggling brings me the most joy. I'm sure it's hard to sync up your schedules but when you do.... boy its gold!

  • @presentlycrescent
    @presentlycrescent Год назад +12

    “LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS”
    I broke down laughing, and the longer Bob laughed the more I laughed

  • @thesmilingdeadguy2888
    @thesmilingdeadguy2888 3 месяца назад +2

    Mark continuing to make the instructions more complicated gives the same vibe as
    “JuSt Go UnDeR It” from the weird cat game with Ethan and bob and Wade

  • @andrewlittleton7837
    @andrewlittleton7837 Год назад +11

    I really hope we get Bob's version of "leg side is receiving on the flowers" 😂

  • @Red-wc1qh
    @Red-wc1qh Год назад +52

    *laughs in anatomy* at Bob and Wade not knowing what distal means

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight Год назад +5

      I'm not entirely sure Mark was using it quite right either. XD It kinda works, but I would've probably gone with "lateral."

  • @GlacierBBurg
    @GlacierBBurg Год назад +122

    Congrats to Mark for learning how to breathe

  • @Deneberus
    @Deneberus Год назад +21

    Mark really channeled the "have you been most in to go far inside the details for" commercial for reading those instructions 😂

  • @EmbraceTheFruck
    @EmbraceTheFruck Год назад +4

    Bob and his laugh is something I feel should be treasured and protected at all cost

  • @stalkermike
    @stalkermike 4 месяца назад +2

    I tuned in thinking it was going to be them putting together Furniture IRL. Not disappointed. This is funny to watch and listen to without context lol

  • @cadebuhrer148
    @cadebuhrer148 Год назад +14

    I have missed these play throughs with Bob and Wade, keep ‘em coming!

  • @dmbsecundus2331
    @dmbsecundus2331 Год назад +73

    If it's any consolation, I knew exactly what you meant, Mark. I think I was splitting my distal edges, laughing so hard, watching this.

  • @vijayanand6650
    @vijayanand6650 Год назад +32

    Anyone remember “cow return grass?” Yeah that. Mark is doing that.

    • @ievazubrickaite9113
      @ievazubrickaite9113 Год назад +4

      i was wondering what Mark's instructions reminded me of! this is truly a "cow return grass" moment

  • @xindanobody8591
    @xindanobody8591 4 месяца назад +2

    I was with Mark on the description of picturing the table right-side-up and which is "down/up" and just throwing out "leg side receiving on the flowers!" -- though I'm now crying from laughter. However, the distal is when I'm with Bob, "If we don't know what distal means, then it doesn't matter how much you explain it's the distal edge; I gotta be honest." I'm crying in laughter.

  • @onyxcarter6359
    @onyxcarter6359 11 месяцев назад +2

    22:27 i’ve never heard bob so utterly fucking bewildered. and the fact that mark’s solution to them not understanding what he’s saying is just saying the same thing LOUDER and MORE EMPHATICALLY

  • @markiplierfromwalmart
    @markiplierfromwalmart Год назад +12

    Bob being almost like a father giving the boys advice and talking about life is hilarious, his fatherly instincts are coming out and im all here for it

  • @ironcladnomad5639
    @ironcladnomad5639 Год назад +77

    In training to breathe exclusively through his nose, Markiplier can now speak through his nostrils.

  • @KFC_FB
    @KFC_FB Год назад +345

    Mark is like the dad of RUclips gaming

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Год назад +12

      Pewdiepie: “Am I a joke of you?”

    • @patocalvo
      @patocalvo Год назад +5

      Mark is youtube king

    • @egg__1
      @egg__1 Год назад +1

      @@ThisGuyDannyyyexactly 😂

    • @to.fill.a.void.
      @to.fill.a.void. Год назад +3

      Mark does have a character named Dadiplier

    • @duskonparis
      @duskonparis Год назад +7

      ​@@ThisGuyDannyyyFelix is the weird Uncle, clealy. Mark is dad.

  • @ArcaneNiles17
    @ArcaneNiles17 27 дней назад +1

    Ngl when I read the title, I thought that Wade, Bob, and Mark had all gotten together irl just to build some IKEA furniture and that 100% checked out as a video these three would make in my head lol

  • @stardestroyer81
    @stardestroyer81 Месяц назад +2

    7:30
    "N O ! ! ! ! !" Bob said calmly.

  • @markiplierfromwalmart
    @markiplierfromwalmart Год назад +12

    i absolutely love how extremely derpy the characters are in this game, its so cute