I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER... | Scrap Mechanic: Survival

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @thatguythere_5715
    @thatguythere_5715 4 года назад +6874

    Mark: there’s 9 minutes till the robots attack!
    Bob and Wade: ok buddy.
    *Robots actually attack*

    • @knotshimi
      @knotshimi 4 года назад +234

      I'll be honest I thought it was before the food was able to be harvested, when I saw the robots I was like, Mark you crazy sonnofabitch you were right!.

    • @ourochroma
      @ourochroma 4 года назад +102

      *Surprised Pikachu*

    • @Sp1ncycl3
      @Sp1ncycl3 4 года назад +190

      @@knotshimi The timer was RED, that's always a sign of danger lmao. I knew Mark was right idk why no one believed him.

    • @Rondobondohondo
      @Rondobondohondo 4 года назад +87

      @@knotshimi that would've been a timer on each individual crop, not everything he planted

    • @foreverknight66
      @foreverknight66 4 года назад +34

      @@knotshimi I play the game and I was surprised that he geussed right on the first time.

  • @loafofcatgaming
    @loafofcatgaming 4 года назад +5437

    Markiplier when the robots come: They called me a mad man.

    • @calimorale9880
      @calimorale9880 4 года назад +23

      XD

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 года назад +41

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @kissramz
      @kissramz 4 года назад

      LMAOO

    • @nickthegamer8103
      @nickthegamer8103 4 года назад +5

      When the robots cum

    • @astronomicalsymphony59
      @astronomicalsymphony59 4 года назад +12

      I mean tbh everything pointed to the timer just being for the crops. Thats what i thought as well though it was weird the timer was red. I.. im sorry i doubted you mark..

  • @jackfitzgerald9619
    @jackfitzgerald9619 4 года назад +11286

    i love how they doubt him but he's actually right

    • @parkeryardley9637
      @parkeryardley9637 4 года назад +512

      Mark was training to be an actual engineer irl before RUclips, so idk why they doubt him

    • @anushkapandey8588
      @anushkapandey8588 4 года назад +257

      Especially when wade mocked him 😂

    • @amokriinprolgiid3409
      @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 года назад +200

      @@parkeryardley9637, because in game mechanics like when robots attack don't really have anything to do with engineering.

    • @parkeryardley9637
      @parkeryardley9637 4 года назад +46

      @@amokriinprolgiid3409 I wasn't talking about the bots attacking...

    • @coffeecat4506
      @coffeecat4506 4 года назад +102

      You mean like when he said to stop clinging to the ship and venture out, but then they found literally everything essential at the ship

  • @akhion1005
    @akhion1005 4 года назад +5497

    "I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER"
    Also Mark: *entrusting building cars to Bob and does farming instead*

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 4 года назад +198

      Yeah, he *could have* been an engineer. He chose to become a farmer instead.

    • @kadeschuman8253
      @kadeschuman8253 4 года назад +49

      Well he is from Ohio

    • @diamondtechfire5690
      @diamondtechfire5690 4 года назад +37

      Of course he is from Ohio, Ohio conquered the world

    • @ChaosKorp
      @ChaosKorp 4 года назад +20

      @@LukeDobsonToshiro102 yknow biomedical engineering is making artificial internal organs, prosthetics, machines for diagnosis, ect. Right?

    • @analuizafelixdesouza6336
      @analuizafelixdesouza6336 4 года назад +9

      @@LukeDobsonToshiro102 Hm, I don't think farming is closer to biomedical engineering..

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 4 года назад +3591

    It's terrifying because Mark was right and they're all gonna die.

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 4 года назад +113

      Mark being right IS terrifying

    • @squilliamfancyson1486
      @squilliamfancyson1486 4 года назад +19

      you right

    • @shoshitaketakeyani3275
      @shoshitaketakeyani3275 4 года назад +26

      I wasn't sure if it was true because I thought it was crop growth time

    • @oberon9092
      @oberon9092 4 года назад +24

      @@shoshitaketakeyani3275 I have not played but I think it could be both? Like you fend off an attack and then you get rewarded with crops right after.

    • @prebenkul
      @prebenkul 4 года назад +36

      The attack is based on how many crops you've planted. More than 6 and it will initiate a attack or a "raid". More crops equals a much more difficult time. The seeds also matter a lot. 15 Potatoes are worse in an attack than 15 tomatoes. Basically the rarer the seed is, the less you can have before a raid begins or gets worse. And worse is, if you plant again after an attack, the next night gets about 50% harder until eventually the farm is destroyed. You can stop farming for a night, to reset the curse.

  • @delgames4415
    @delgames4415 4 года назад +2344

    7:01
    Bob: “I bet potatoes are food”
    Seán: I have been summoned

    • @lordofthepizzapie9319
      @lordofthepizzapie9319 4 года назад +62

      *Juh-sean

    • @BeastRedAsh
      @BeastRedAsh 4 года назад +10

      Among slovenian people there are also a stereotype and inside jokes, that belarusian people are all into potatoes. Being from Belarus... I totally agree with that XD I would kill for the potato, I can eat them in any type of dish, even raw (raw are actually really good, but not that healty).

    • @topcat1016
      @topcat1016 4 года назад +9

      Jacksepticeyes stand has been triggered
      *JoJo Music Intensifies*

    • @enzop6861
      @enzop6861 4 года назад +7

      lmao potatoes are actually ammo in this game

    • @felinegood2635
      @felinegood2635 4 года назад +2

      I read this as they said it, it was beautiful. 😂

  • @bencunningham7286
    @bencunningham7286 4 года назад +1593

    "WE CAN TAKE A N Y T H I N G!!!!!"
    -Mark explaining "A Heist with Markiplier" for the first time

  • @vr3635
    @vr3635 4 года назад +2636

    Mark: This bed doesn't do anything
    the bed: restores his health

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 4 года назад +50

      sets spawnpoint

    • @daisa1506
      @daisa1506 4 года назад +8

      @@vibaj16 really? I think mostly beds in survival games are spawn setters.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 4 года назад +35

      @@daisa1506 that's what I said...

    • @Joshisbored1
      @Joshisbored1 4 года назад +7

      Spawnpoint

    • @giangsang7545
      @giangsang7545 3 года назад +5

      Spawnpoint

  • @Rahalimus
    @Rahalimus 4 года назад +1099

    I love how when Mark realizes he can disassemble anything, he promptly goes mad with the power

    • @beiyabluejay1774
      @beiyabluejay1774 4 года назад +17

      You can take anything
      You can take anything you want!

    • @sumz117
      @sumz117 3 года назад

      U been subed t Mark for 14 yrs??

    • @dr.neptune3649
      @dr.neptune3649 3 года назад +3

      @@sumz117 No I think he joined RUclips 14 years ago

    • @mihneababanu4224
      @mihneababanu4224 3 года назад +4

      @@beiyabluejay1774 YOU CAN TAKE EVEN THE HANDLES IN THE SPACESHIP

  • @drupins9511
    @drupins9511 4 года назад +3940

    I love how everyone thinks mark is insane when he's actually getting everything completely right

  • @loganlevine4922
    @loganlevine4922 4 года назад +5141

    bob and wade: calmly build a vehicle
    Mark: slowly looses his mind over the fact that you can take entire walls off of buildings

    • @skeletonman7987
      @skeletonman7987 4 года назад +55

      I love your profile pic! Fellow enby here :)

    • @maskeddivisions
      @maskeddivisions 4 года назад +37

      enby squad rise up

    • @camt2830
      @camt2830 4 года назад +14

      Logan Levine brooooo I’m literally over here dying from his reaction of being able to take anything!

    • @cathemeraltheenby6840
      @cathemeraltheenby6840 4 года назад +24

      Rise of the Planet of the Enbys

    • @elliott_asteroid7722
      @elliott_asteroid7722 4 года назад +16

      Pyro Nightmare ace enby here too hehe

  • @SamJohnnyVoices
    @SamJohnnyVoices 4 года назад +552

    Bob: *explains complex storyline*
    Mark: BEES!!!

  • @jacobmiller4581
    @jacobmiller4581 4 года назад +1175

    I love how in the beginning of the game, they all run past the thing that allows them to craft stuff and continue to be baffled by the fact they don't have a crafting menu

    • @snowy.lizard
      @snowy.lizard 4 года назад +11

      I know right he went right pass every thing you need

    • @Zantjez
      @Zantjez 4 года назад +23

      @Sonic Mobian i wouldn't think of ark... most survival games have a crafting menu and getting resources is the first thing you do.

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 года назад +20

      It's hidden behind environmental decorations, fire, and a subquest. It's hard to blame them.

    • @sirminty8495
      @sirminty8495 4 года назад +32

      To be fair, I'd have done the same shit. A majority of the time in crafting survival games you at least have a basic crafting crafting by hand system. Bob had the proper crafting survival instinct. Tree? Punch. Get wood. Wood good. Honestly, the game did a poor job of pointing out they needed that battery. Should've been up front and in their faces with it. The basics need to be established leagues better than what the game gave them. They were 100% right with how the notebook when from how to sprint to build car and there was absolutely nothing between those two about how to craft. Tutorial needs to give the proper basics. Then let them blunder about like idiots.

    • @variadicism1047
      @variadicism1047 4 года назад +7

      I've been playing this game. I did the same thing. They practically hide that starter crafting bot.

  • @the_new_guy
    @the_new_guy 4 года назад +1348

    Mark: I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER
    Also Mark: *Hits valuable components with sledgehammer*

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 4 года назад +25

      Oh come on, that's exactly what engineer's do🤣🤣🤣

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 4 года назад +9

      Gotta make sure its durable.

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses 4 года назад +5

      Percussive maintenance

    • @bgasper7
      @bgasper7 4 года назад +1

      Oh oh I got a joke...
      You: doesn't understand that it's a damn game and in Marks own words, wouldn't be satisfying to play if it was exactly like reality

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 4 года назад +1

      I respect your use of the new guy. Very cool

  • @artemissuzuki
    @artemissuzuki 4 года назад +2356

    Mark: "robots are gonna kill us"
    Wade: "no the crops will be harvestable"
    *Time runs out*
    Mark: "Oh NOOOO!"
    *Getting attacked by robots*

    • @SplendidBeans
      @SplendidBeans 4 года назад +29

      But they were BOTH right

    • @Ammie2144
      @Ammie2144 4 года назад +16

      thank you for telling us what happened

    • @sirbubbles3190
      @sirbubbles3190 4 года назад +11

      1650 subs before Tomorrow omg ur on almost every post in a lot of videos saying to subscribe and it’s annoying

    • @queensenpai6722
      @queensenpai6722 4 года назад +5

      very original comment. It's not like everyone here watched the video as well or anything

    • @27lasers
      @27lasers 4 года назад

      Airi mage thanks

  • @heidieaguilar7071
    @heidieaguilar7071 4 года назад +2805

    I love how when Mark saw red numbers, his first assumption was that he was going to be vibe checked by a bunch of robots for illegal farming.
    Edit: Oh, he was right

    • @PossumLover72303
      @PossumLover72303 3 года назад +124

      This comment killed me

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 3 года назад +55

      Why wouldn't you assume that

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 3 года назад +58

      Scrap mechanic veterans be like: Why wouldn’t you assume that? It’s so obvious.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 3 года назад +77

      ​@@chasetoyama8184 I've never played scrap mechanic ever. The only thing I've seen is the making cars bit that was in 2016. It said "Illegal farming" then a timer appeared in blood RED. That can't be a good thing

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 3 года назад +14

      @@bipstymcbipste5641 Yeah, that’s never good.

  • @MaleniaLi
    @MaleniaLi 4 года назад +1280

    mark: *discovers he can take stuff apart*
    also mark: *proceeds to take apart everything*

    • @olfersisapotato8970
      @olfersisapotato8970 4 года назад +19

      Well if you discovered it you would too.

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +10

      I was surprised too! Especially when mark block some the walls and it completely gone! THE MECHANICS ARE INSANE

    • @headlessreaper6375
      @headlessreaper6375 4 года назад

      @@olfersisapotato8970 well you're not wrong

    • @matthewgood5499
      @matthewgood5499 4 года назад +1

      Me in fallout 4 after discovering the Scrap mechanic

    • @unmenschlich9444
      @unmenschlich9444 4 года назад +1

      @Michael Li That's me in Minecraft once I get a few pickaxes and shovels.

  • @DieCypher
    @DieCypher 4 года назад +561

    Even the audience was shocked that Mark was right about the robot army coming for his crops

    • @vitissubrailfan2540
      @vitissubrailfan2540 4 года назад +6

      Oof.

    • @vitissubrailfan2540
      @vitissubrailfan2540 4 года назад +3

      and you have earned a sub!

    • @pixy6239
      @pixy6239 4 года назад +5

      I wasn't as I have already played this

    • @_zealos_8213
      @_zealos_8213 4 года назад +6

      I wasn't as I have been following this game since its humble early-access days.
      I love this game so much! Seeing it finally come out with Survival is great!

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 4 года назад +2

      And there goes the spoiler

  • @mrlink206
    @mrlink206 4 года назад +1883

    First thing you hear: “They don’t have a half-Asian setting!”

    • @cutipetuti6460
      @cutipetuti6460 4 года назад +33

      They spawn: "WADE!"

    • @douglaspalace7227
      @douglaspalace7227 4 года назад +2

      hey bro

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 4 года назад +9

      Neck Thebet Almost as dead as the game your pfp came from.

    • @lourdesmckay375
      @lourdesmckay375 4 года назад

      Thanks for the warning... Glad I didn't have to watch that part.

    • @douglaspalace7227
      @douglaspalace7227 4 года назад +3

      @Neck Thebet dosn't matter if i change it because i got the tatto on the leg and i like it even if is 100 years old because of the period it remembers me

  • @wizrad2099
    @wizrad2099 4 года назад +570

    "What kind of calendar is this with 10 day weeks?"
    Valid question. And yet, in an act of boredom one night at work, I decided I don't like the way our weeks or months are setup, so I made a new system with 5 day weeks, 30 days in a month, and the last month of the year had an extra week. It'd take some getting use to, but it's a bit more streamlined, none of this "28 days one month and 31 days another month" BS. Just good old multiples of 5.

    • @themightycongueror8383
      @themightycongueror8383 4 года назад +14

      Are you saying their would be no Saturday, or Sunday with this kind of calendar?

    • @Dratchet
      @Dratchet 4 года назад +42

      @@themightycongueror8383 No, we would skip Monday and Wednesday. 3 day work weeks

    • @captaine-niscookie3406
      @captaine-niscookie3406 4 года назад +9

      @@Dratchet wouldn't that be a nightmare for the economy?

    • @captaine-niscookie3406
      @captaine-niscookie3406 4 года назад +8

      @Casual Gaming 3 days of work and 2 days of rest? that's 2 whole days of work rid of just for the sake of slightly more understandable weeks

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 4 года назад +27

      Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one. Except February alone, which has twenty-eight, rain or shine. Then leap-year comes and slays, and twenty-eight is twenty-nine. ~Julian Day, a.k.a Calendar Man, Arkham City.

  • @purifeid
    @purifeid 4 года назад +755

    Wade: Oh there's a cow!
    Mark and Bob, both at the same time: KILL IT!
    lmfao love the gang

    • @kevincampbell1018
      @kevincampbell1018 4 года назад +3

      @1650 subs before Tomorrow yea no

    • @goodmorning4498
      @goodmorning4498 4 года назад +1

      And ironicly one of his names is "Marki *moo* "

    • @memecat2000
      @memecat2000 4 года назад

      Damn you must be really young

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion1725 4 года назад +311

    Watching Mark's mind get blown when he realizes the absolute power of gathering he has access to was a glorious, beautiful thing.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 года назад +3

      It gives off the same energy as Naofumi discovering exploring his new abilities while unlocking different shields

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад

      @@digstrememcdingus1463 who's that?

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 3 года назад

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 The protagonist of rising of the shield hero, best enjoyed blind. Its an isekai where four heroes are given special weapons to protect the world from a calamity

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +513

    That's it. That's what Mark's tombstone should say.
    "I could've been an engineer."

    • @DOOT_II
      @DOOT_II 4 года назад +2

      @@tthung8668 Or tf2 engie?

    • @onism9050
      @onism9050 4 года назад +4

      I'm liking this bc of ur profile

    • @squeaky1963
      @squeaky1963 4 года назад +1

      Or "My last name could've been doom"

    • @appl69
      @appl69 4 года назад +1

      I would Like but ur at 420 sooo

    • @onism9050
      @onism9050 4 года назад

      @@appl69 actually funny not ganna lie

  • @UnholyFuZion
    @UnholyFuZion 4 года назад +358

    Wade: "Oh theres a cow!"
    Mark immediately after: " *KILL IT* "

  • @jacksonstevenson1237
    @jacksonstevenson1237 4 года назад +2142

    “It says all of this complicated shit but all I want is food in my life” school in a nutshell

  • @jay-xl1vd
    @jay-xl1vd 4 года назад +732

    Mark: **makes a cross on accident**
    Cross: I am *indestructible*

    • @dylanbrewer8605
      @dylanbrewer8605 4 года назад +58

      It was a grave marker for his engineer career.

    • @ohno2687
      @ohno2687 4 года назад +9

      It was a grave mistake lol

    • @cookiethecomodo5230
      @cookiethecomodo5230 4 года назад +10

      damn right the cross is indestructible

    • @keatonroether8883
      @keatonroether8883 4 года назад +1

      Wait until he figures out to click and drag

    • @arronalt
      @arronalt 4 года назад +1

      @@keatonroether8883 he already does
      25:30

  • @ChilesChurlz
    @ChilesChurlz 4 года назад +334

    “Could have been”
    Like you aren’t engineering my happiness

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 4 года назад +3

      See, this is how you do a wholesome comment. Also, very clever

    • @Oogleyboogley55
      @Oogleyboogley55 4 года назад +1

      1650 subs before Tomorrow that’s not how you get subs

  • @neologicalgamer3437
    @neologicalgamer3437 4 года назад +618

    Me, an actual player of the game when I see Mark guess right about the raids: Ohhhhhh damn!

    • @thirtythreeninetyseven
      @thirtythreeninetyseven 4 года назад +5

      69th like xD

    • @neologicalgamer3437
      @neologicalgamer3437 4 года назад +13

      @@thirtythreeninetyseven Cheers, my guy. I didn’t know that this comment got so many like!

    • @solsticesailor
      @solsticesailor 3 года назад +13

      @@neologicalgamer3437 ya see, we need more people like you in the world. You're just so sweet

    • @makemecry6604
      @makemecry6604 3 года назад +13

      I thought he was crazy i couldnt believe he was right

    • @neologicalgamer3437
      @neologicalgamer3437 3 года назад +9

      @@makemecry6604 Nobody did. All fools

  • @RubysWrath
    @RubysWrath 4 года назад +553

    Mark: "I could have been an engineer!"
    Also Mark: Does nothing except garden while Bob builds an unholy wreck

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 4 года назад +2

      @Urazz mark-angry peasant

    • @No-mm5nf
      @No-mm5nf 4 года назад

      I think the joke was that he was supposed to be a bio-medical engineer but stuck with youtube...
      I don’t know if people understand the joke...

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 4 года назад +1

      leunammE uihC
      no shit sherlock

  • @wyattwashburn8560
    @wyattwashburn8560 4 года назад +472

    “The Cow With Udders On It’s Head Exploded Into Confetti”

    • @QH-173
      @QH-173 4 года назад +3

      Those cow things are called Wocs.

    • @joergenhj8492
      @joergenhj8492 4 года назад +6

      Quote of the century

    • @adrienne5253
      @adrienne5253 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking, "oh boy too bad I'm watching mark harvest wood instead of the cow thing"

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 4 года назад +1

      Fuck kind of mad libs were they playing

    • @motordragon1975
      @motordragon1975 4 года назад +3

      i just figured it out
      cow woc
      FUCK
      it’s enemy naming gone mad

  • @noorhaziqahsurayabintimhda7454
    @noorhaziqahsurayabintimhda7454 4 года назад +391

    Mark: "Wade come here and look at Bob at this angle"
    Me : laughs at how silly Bob's backpack looked while it's jiggling
    Also me: realizes that's not why they were laughing

    • @DrillbeeAutomaton
      @DrillbeeAutomaton 4 года назад +25

      Asdfg me too, my first thought was his backpack xD

    • @KarmaIsLily
      @KarmaIsLily 4 года назад +24

      wait they weren't laughing at the backpack?

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 4 года назад +3

      Lol yea, me too

    • @ons1m598
      @ons1m598 4 года назад +14

      @@KarmaIsLily nope lol, it was.... something else that he looked like he was doing

    • @faceless1434
      @faceless1434 4 года назад +5

      His backpack was jiggling?

  • @Levi-hy4gd
    @Levi-hy4gd 4 года назад +274

    I love how Mark keeps saying little words/phrases in Korean because I can understand him and I feel really happy because I don’t understand that often. (I have been learning Korean for the past 2 months and so its fun being able to understand for once) 18:32 19:16

  • @Jacnson
    @Jacnson 4 года назад +382

    Bob: hoards the calendar
    Mark: MOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO LOOK AT THE LEWD PHOTOS

  • @Grab_001
    @Grab_001 4 года назад +70

    "You can take anything."
    Imagine this in any context outside of the video game. Just a guy crazily rambling you can take anything as he tears apart a small shed with a claw hammer.

  • @nemeqis
    @nemeqis 4 года назад +1046

    Bob: "I bet potatoes are food"
    Jack: *internal screaming*

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 4 года назад +7

      Meanwhile the thumbnail for the month is literally "waaaaaaaaah!!!!"

    • @andyatkinson6749
      @andyatkinson6749 4 года назад +4

      The thing is... potatoes are one of 3 things that you should be able to eat but can’t. The others are corn and meat.

    • @shang2937
      @shang2937 4 года назад +3

      I think you meant *the whole Irish country* most jack but *still*

    • @koi-designs
      @koi-designs 4 года назад +2

      Makes it even better that your name is “very sensitive potato”

    • @holyassasin0544
      @holyassasin0544 4 года назад

      No they are ammo.

  • @zwoddie
    @zwoddie 4 года назад +272

    mark: “WHY DO YOU HAVE FOUR BUCKETS” ,, good sir, you had 16 in minecraft

  • @davemaniac
    @davemaniac 4 года назад +1141

    Mark in Unus Annus: I'm not a masochist!
    Mark in Scrap Mechanic: Does fire hurt?
    He's not a masochist, he's just curious...

    • @green11ndy
      @green11ndy 4 года назад +35

      Masocurious

    • @davemaniac
      @davemaniac 4 года назад +5

      @@unmenschlich9444 So true! That and basically everything from Unus Annus.

    • @annbenson6802
      @annbenson6802 4 года назад +11

      Definitely read that as Scrap Masochist at first

    • @michaelobriain1493
      @michaelobriain1493 4 года назад +3

      Testing the fall damage 👀

    • @dr.doctor1027
      @dr.doctor1027 4 года назад +5

      "He's not a masochist, he's just curious" : all of the people who tested dangerous things throughout history.

  • @StarlightSoda
    @StarlightSoda 4 года назад +110

    my favorite moment was when mark realized he could take more than a single block at a time, his expression was priceless
    starting at 25:00

    • @evanherriges4042
      @evanherriges4042 4 года назад +2

      when he clicked and dragged to delete he made the most hilarious face

  • @Bob-vd9pq
    @Bob-vd9pq 4 года назад +206

    I love that they tought: Oh, there is only one timer for all crops, logically it’s counting down to them being ready for harvest

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 года назад +34

      It's funny that what he thought was right. While a normal person would think the crops would be done growing at that time.

    • @xkfx0129
      @xkfx0129 4 года назад +24

      I mean, if it was about when they'd be ready, they'd have a timer individually

    • @determinationterminal5692
      @determinationterminal5692 4 года назад +5

      @@xkfx0129 make sense

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 4 года назад +16

      When a more experienced player hears that, they snicker silently to themselves and enjoy the oncoming storm.
      Edit: Yep. Mark's engineer brain is in Megamind Mode.

    • @Victoria4000
      @Victoria4000 4 года назад +3

      @@tthung8668 why does the crop matter

  • @cindyluyanli
    @cindyluyanli 4 года назад +336

    "I'm losing one health per second because of how thirsty I am" is a sentence I did not expect to hear today.

  • @MARKOoo
    @MARKOoo 4 года назад +307

    Mark: "Why do you have four buckets?"
    Me: "Why do you have five ovens?"

  • @fpcoutinho
    @fpcoutinho 4 года назад +550

    Wade: They have a nude man calendar here.
    Mark and Bob: a what?! *Sprint back to the crashed ship*
    Bob: Ohh, it's a Wade Calendar...
    Mark: I need to see, it's my turn!

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 4 года назад +12

      Lewd, not nude

    • @jaggerra7
      @jaggerra7 4 года назад +1

      ​@@ElliWoelfin The first time he said it, I thought he said rude. Rude men calendar😂. I was fascinated to see what they chose to use in depicting rude men. 🤣

    • @alancollins6962
      @alancollins6962 4 года назад

      Do more raft please I love it

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 года назад +236

    Mark: what if I- *plants Corn*
    Robots: *I see you have chosen death!*

    • @limonlx7182
      @limonlx7182 4 года назад

      You can't plant corn though..

  • @Uberkilltoecheese
    @Uberkilltoecheese 3 года назад +26

    25:12 that was the funniest descent into madness ive ever seen
    mustve replayed it 10 times and laughed hard every time

  • @shang2937
    @shang2937 4 года назад +187

    Just imagining them in real life surviving in the wild just cracks me up

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 года назад +11

      I think the first course of action would be disposing Wade. That would increase the chances of survival by a lot

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 года назад +20

      @@bipstymcbipste5641 I bet wade would just die on his own, from drinking chemicals or confusing a tiger and a frog

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 4 года назад +1

      I would watch that movie.

    • @shang2937
      @shang2937 4 года назад +1

      @@mavendeo oh hell yeah same

  • @treeee3023
    @treeee3023 4 года назад +1349

    Mark: “I’m going to take one for the team... I’m going to test if there is fall damage...” *jumps*... “AHHHH MY SPINE” *character takes fall damage and ragdolls* “THERES NO FALL DAMAGE”

    • @javierfotine5803
      @javierfotine5803 4 года назад +5

      not funny, didn’t laugh

    • @2Bossphilosopy
      @2Bossphilosopy 4 года назад +6

      WickedWeekend hah almost like we all watched the video

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 4 года назад +1

      @ILoveAss bruh

    • @enterhere2948
      @enterhere2948 4 года назад +1

      @@javierfotine5803 no one cares, no one asked.

    • @pendragonqueen0956
      @pendragonqueen0956 4 года назад +1

      You guys are so bitter oh my gosh ?? Go eat some chocolate and be happy ??

  • @davemaniac
    @davemaniac 4 года назад +559

    Now that... was an illegal cliffhanger.

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 4 года назад +5

      @@Scybot these spoilers are definitely appreciated -_-

    • @JacobHollis96
      @JacobHollis96 4 года назад +4

      @@Scybot Thanks for the spoilers bro. -_-

    • @Scybot
      @Scybot 4 года назад +5

      @@hayden.A0 I mean technically not spoilers since the footage is already out there but sorry anyways

    • @avelovesfrogs5402
      @avelovesfrogs5402 4 года назад +16

      @@hayden.A0 Not his/her/their fault that you looked at the comments. Also replying to @Lightningstone2u

    • @davemaniac
      @davemaniac 4 года назад +1

      What spoilers? Am I missing something?

  • @kirishimasharkboi252
    @kirishimasharkboi252 4 года назад +328

    Mark falls to see if there's fall damage loses half his health: MY SPINE! There's no fall damage guys

  • @ashleykappelman3451
    @ashleykappelman3451 4 года назад +463

    23:58 -- Mark: "You're laughing. No one else is laughing."
    Me: **cackling at my favorite dweebs in the world**

  • @sethhammons4665
    @sethhammons4665 4 года назад +1269

    “I built a cross.” “It’s unbreakable.” That’s the power of Christ, Mark.

    • @MrElephantninja
      @MrElephantninja 4 года назад +55

      Under-fucking-rated comment. I actually laughed. I'm still laughing. This was so dry and perfect. God damnit.

    • @felinegood2635
      @felinegood2635 4 года назад +40

      “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU”

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 года назад +27

      I’m just wondering who’s gonna die first and claim that as their grave...

    • @viviers2511
      @viviers2511 4 года назад +12

      Amen

    • @Piripiao_YT
      @Piripiao_YT 4 года назад +11

      Amen!

  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 4 года назад +420

    Bob: "I hope potatoes are food"
    *Jacksepticeye wants to know your location*

  • @cybergecko6472
    @cybergecko6472 4 года назад +32

    I love how mark realizes that farming causes the robots and then still proceeds to make a bigger farm.

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 8 месяцев назад +2

      If you've already eaten the poison, you might as well lick the plate

  • @0oSSSo0
    @0oSSSo0 4 года назад +196

    "YOuU CAN TAKE ANYTHING!!"
    Why does Mark say so many iconic lines?

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 4 года назад +7

      Because he himself is an icon 😂

    • @thegeekywitch
      @thegeekywitch 4 года назад +1

      i was wheezing at that part. so good

    • @mischake
      @mischake 4 года назад +2

      When he drag selects half the building xD

    • @Varradas
      @Varradas 4 года назад +4

      Because he is hilarious and we shall quote EVERYTHING he says

  • @ghostlyspace2015
    @ghostlyspace2015 4 года назад +354

    Mark: Well I sure hope someone picks up the phone
    Bob: why?
    Mark: Cause I Freaking called it!

  • @paradoxofmind
    @paradoxofmind 4 года назад +129

    Disturbing a man when he retreats to the forest to "refine his wood" is a bad time for everyone!

  • @squidbot7985
    @squidbot7985 4 года назад +133

    "He's really putting that wood to work" honestly i died laughing

  • @zackchinzimriagripo9784
    @zackchinzimriagripo9784 4 года назад +263

    Bob and Wade doing things in the ship:
    Mark in the crops: You can get anything!
    😂

    • @F4keG4mer
      @F4keG4mer 4 года назад +3

      I believe your profile pic belongs to Dani

    • @hesus9916
      @hesus9916 4 года назад +3

      It's red dani

  • @linkinlog8543
    @linkinlog8543 4 года назад +1239

    The beginning of this video got me.
    “They don’t got a half Asian face!”
    God I love you mark

  • @Piripiao_YT
    @Piripiao_YT 4 года назад +405

    6:38
    Mark: *It's Tiny Box Tim everybody!*
    Everyone: *Nostalgia noises*

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 года назад +12

      He said that purely because he knew people would freak out if he didn't

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 4 года назад +5

      *Nostalgia boner*

    • @vincentcarey1241
      @vincentcarey1241 4 года назад +4

      nothing changed. he still couldn't pick him up.

    • @Darkspinesupersonic8
      @Darkspinesupersonic8 4 года назад +6

      Is it just me or did that just sound.. lifeless?
      Like HappyLarry said, it sounds less like Mark was nostalgic himself and more just for the bit... that hurt.
      Guess it just.. isn't that important or meaningful to him anymore, which is an honest shame.

    • @sunnyday5360
      @sunnyday5360 4 года назад +4

      Thank you Lixian for the nostalgia c:

  • @aakirahthehag
    @aakirahthehag 3 года назад +51

    'You're laughing. We have ten hours till angry robots attack due to unauthorised farming and you're laughing, Wade.' is the energy Mark had😂😂😂😭

  • @Cameraman530
    @Cameraman530 4 года назад +267

    The building in this game reminds me of those Lego sets

    • @youtubemaniac9054
      @youtubemaniac9054 4 года назад

      Brick riggs is a lego game.

    • @TTobiTobi_11
      @TTobiTobi_11 4 года назад +2

      When you try to make your own stuff with legos

    • @spyfromtf2151
      @spyfromtf2151 4 года назад

      I get the flashback about TF2....

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 года назад +1

      The cow with utters on its head has fallen into the Lego city river!
      *HEY!*

  • @xlxlxravenxlxlx
    @xlxlxravenxlxlx 4 года назад +168

    Oh my word. When you realized "you can take anything" I laughed so hard that my chest hurts. That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Thank you for making my quarantine a bit more enjoyable today 😁

  • @little_kates
    @little_kates 4 года назад +544

    Mark: I'm about to discover if there's fall damage.
    RUclips: Here's an add.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад +9

      I happily didn't get any ads for once. Normally when I do, there about Raid: shadow legends, which I don't play, or pokemon, which I hate, or fortnite, which again, I hate.
      I know full well that I'll probably get shit for saying I hate pokemon, but I don't care. I'm fully entitled to my own opinion.

    • @QuokkaWaka
      @QuokkaWaka 4 года назад +6

      _"I'm about to discover if there is fall damage"_
      *Ali-A theme starts playing*

    • @anushkapandey8588
      @anushkapandey8588 4 года назад +3

      *Add*

    • @slplssgr
      @slplssgr 4 года назад +2

      Whered u get ur pfp? It looks alot like other peoples pictures I've seen. Like, identical

    • @LuxofBones
      @LuxofBones 4 года назад +1

      Same thing happened to me

  • @justsnake-man5503
    @justsnake-man5503 4 года назад +277

    Robot: Warning unauthorized farming detected
    Mark: Oh-no Unauthorized farming detected
    Bob: Mark what did you do
    Wade: You shouldn`t farming Mark:
    Mark: UH-OH we got 9 hours remaining there coming
    Bob: Uh what? who`s coming
    Mark: ROBOTS

  • @ShizueUwU
    @ShizueUwU 4 года назад +247

    Wade: They have a Lewd man Calendar here.
    Mark and Bob: LET ME SEE LET ME SEE

  • @emilyforster1869
    @emilyforster1869 4 года назад +669

    When wade said there was a “lewd man calendar” I was secretly hoping mark would photoshop his “tasteful nudes” calendar over it lmao

    • @foodworshiper2907
      @foodworshiper2907 4 года назад +3

      I think we all were😂

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 4 года назад +2

      Lewd and nudes are 2 different things fam..

    • @hoodoo1827
      @hoodoo1827 4 года назад +4

      @@Guile_The_Exile no. they aren't.

    • @hoodoo1827
      @hoodoo1827 4 года назад +10

      @@Guile_The_Exile lewd is an adjective

    • @maikdruffy96
      @maikdruffy96 4 года назад

      You can't photoshop a video
      IDIOT

  • @YoZakuraStore
    @YoZakuraStore 4 года назад +51

    I cant wait for the next episode when Bob and wade just have to live with the fact that mark was right🤣🤣🤣

  • @pikapika7936
    @pikapika7936 4 года назад +27

    I do the same thing when I see fire in a game. "Does this fire hurt? (jumps into fire) OWCH... yep fire hurts"

  • @littlemoth4956
    @littlemoth4956 4 года назад +160

    "Tiny Box Tim"
    Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.

  • @devyl3057
    @devyl3057 4 года назад +1498

    Bob: I bet the potatoes are food
    Sean: Yes, I am a snack

  • @signed.nicoxox9701
    @signed.nicoxox9701 4 года назад +176

    Game: _has an ocean_
    Them: Just like Subnautica

  • @fireboyhendrick3805
    @fireboyhendrick3805 4 года назад +30

    Bob: "That's 100% Wade!"
    Me: It's literally just mini-Cratos

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 Год назад

      well, it depends, mostly on the weapon, and the man

  • @j.dpost-mortem9115
    @j.dpost-mortem9115 4 года назад +149

    Mark: I could have been an engineer!!
    Me: Well thank god you weren’t!

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 года назад +2

      1650 subs before Tomorrow omg stfu and stop changing your name

  • @Wolfeyboy-yc8ec
    @Wolfeyboy-yc8ec 4 года назад +182

    Mark: Robots will be here in 10 in-game hours
    The others: Don't you mean when the crops will grow
    Game: Death comes for you know MARK!!!

    • @idlewaves0638
      @idlewaves0638 4 года назад +4

      Now*
      Unless death knows mark.

    • @xestea
      @xestea 4 года назад +1

      @@idlewaves0638 Game is narrating "Death comes for you, knows Mark" hence Mark's psychic ability.

    • @dexteritvy
      @dexteritvy 4 года назад

      Lani Arthurs oh wow, that was really grammatically correct it hurt my brian

  • @aidilshazwan857
    @aidilshazwan857 4 года назад +453

    Mark: I’m about to do something for the sake for all of us, I’m about to discover if there is fall damage
    Bob: I’m 100%.......
    *cracks noice*
    Mark: ARGHH MY SPINE no there’s no fall damage guys
    Bob: Oh, well that reassuring.
    *a few seconds later*
    Bob: Oop there is fall damage
    Mark: NoOoO nooo Noo.

  • @victoria0717
    @victoria0717 4 года назад +36

    "You need to stop latching onto the ship and start grabbing onto the dreams that are waiting for you out in the woods!" -Mark 2020

  • @theagamer0112
    @theagamer0112 4 года назад +175

    Mark: Takes 66 damage
    Also Mark: There’s no fall damage

    • @YawnyGames
      @YawnyGames 4 года назад +13

      There is no fall damage, the floor just hits back

    • @giantcobra1810
      @giantcobra1810 4 года назад +10

      Congratulations: you found the joke

  • @eurusblue2022
    @eurusblue2022 4 года назад +57

    I love how they simultaneously said "what?" On the lewd man calendar-

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 4 года назад +54

    I love the look on Mark's face when he realizes it took them over twenty minutes to find and start the tutorial in the place they spawned, lmao

    • @kat_rina113
      @kat_rina113 4 года назад

      I was just about to comment the same thing! Hahahah

    • @ons1m598
      @ons1m598 4 года назад +3

      you can bet it took them longer than that that's twenty minutes not including all of the bits they edited out o.O

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 4 года назад +78

    Mark: discovers how to feed cow and get milk
    Mark 3 seconds later: covers the ground in corn

  • @BBlueJ
    @BBlueJ 4 года назад +373

    Bully: beats my little brother
    Me:
    *Refines his spine*

  • @lupin2361
    @lupin2361 4 года назад +145

    Mark: *I CAN TAKE ANYTHING!!!*
    Me: So... You too have discovered the secrets of the universe...

  • @lukemoreland5849
    @lukemoreland5849 4 года назад +54

    I feel like the entire dialog of them in this game is literally like an ancient inventor being put into modern times and watch him try to figure out how to do anything

  • @soljensen7667
    @soljensen7667 3 года назад +11

    18:31 I love that Mark is incorporating the Korean that he's learned into his daily vernacular, it's good practice.
    If no one knew, he said "미하네요" which means "I'm sorry"
    He also says "알았어요" which means " I understand" at 19:15

  • @aetherfloats
    @aetherfloats 4 года назад +52

    Mark: MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN WITH THE LEWD MEN CALENDAR

  • @Max-gy5rp
    @Max-gy5rp 4 года назад +32

    Plankton's "I went to college!" is officially Mark's "I could've been an engineer!"

  • @asage7210
    @asage7210 4 года назад +68

    😩 he was actually right about the robots at the end😂😂😂I was expecting the plants to just get bigger

    • @pixy6239
      @pixy6239 4 года назад +1

      Well you obviously haven't played the game then like me...

    • @owenw.7904
      @owenw.7904 4 года назад +6

      @@pixy6239 okay and

    • @duliaanne7777
      @duliaanne7777 4 года назад +3

      @@pixy6239 Oh wow! Someone's a great and amazing person because they've played a game! Let's all bow down to the game player! 🙄🙄🙄 Good on you for knowing what was coming. You didn't need to be a dick to others.

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 4 года назад +2

      Dulia Anne i dont think he is serious because of the dots

    • @rukonana1018
      @rukonana1018 4 года назад +1

      I did get bigger like a min before the robots attack

  • @privatepoggers6817
    @privatepoggers6817 4 года назад +22

    17:33 the believed sound of a caveman discovering fire for the first time

  • @RassTheKing
    @RassTheKing 4 года назад +477

    No one:
    Not one person:
    Mark: "Oh my god, you can take anything. Wait, you can take ANYTHING. You can take anything....you can pick up anything....you can pick up.... :o You can take anything...You can, you can take anything.. :O!!!!!!! You can take anything!!!!"

  • @crashtestdummy9985
    @crashtestdummy9985 4 года назад +96

    Mark hits a hive
    Somewhere in the universe, Toss Boy gets a chill up his spine!

  • @BraeburnTheBeef
    @BraeburnTheBeef 4 года назад +31

    "I bet potatoes are food."
    Jack: *TREASON!*

  • @majorphysics3669
    @majorphysics3669 4 года назад +191

    Every youtuber ever: "HUDUR DOES THIS FIRE HURT?"
    gets hurt
    "UGHIHOIGDSIOGH THE FIRE HURTS"

    • @WhalesInTheClouds
      @WhalesInTheClouds 4 года назад +42

      I never thought I'd have the opportunity to start a sentence this way, so thanks for that:
      Listen here, sonny. Back in my day, we weren't guaranteed interactive elements. You were lucky if your fire was in 3D. Sometimes it was just a sad 2D animation. We don't take our responsive environments for granted. *Waggles my granny cane.*

    • @callmecas2879
      @callmecas2879 4 года назад +12

      @@WhalesInTheClouds You tell 'em, Granny

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 4 года назад

      What the what?

    • @majorphysics3669
      @majorphysics3669 4 года назад +3

      @@WhalesInTheClouds alrighty then... I dont know how old you are, and you don't know how old I am, but most younger people really don't appreciate the "listen here young person" schtick.
      I grew up on those old video games btw... XD

    • @WhalesInTheClouds
      @WhalesInTheClouds 4 года назад +3

      @@majorphysics3669 That's fair. I did, as well, if only because when you're poor you don't tend to get the new stuff.

  • @billard3922
    @billard3922 4 года назад +77

    Crops: unauthorized farming detected *timer starts*
    Mark: we're going to die
    Wade and bob: we'll be fine
    *5 minutes later*
    Robots: we are here to terminate your farming
    Mark: told ya we were doomed

  • @Nox_Lunatera
    @Nox_Lunatera 4 года назад +322

    "i bet potatoes are food!"
    me: *Laughs in bullets*

  • @jasminemank1501
    @jasminemank1501 4 года назад +83

    Mark talking about the cow
    : "where is it's penis then."
    *Common sense -100*

  • @Fatman221
    @Fatman221 4 года назад +13

    Watching Mark learn the game on the fly and amazement on his face as he learned was amazing.

  • @chaonigames2222
    @chaonigames2222 4 года назад +187

    Guys, we all have eyes in the back of our eyes. That's how we can see our dreams when we sleep!! DUH!!

    • @andioop7940
      @andioop7940 4 года назад +10

      😲 You right.

    • @panjo2400
      @panjo2400 4 года назад +7

      😱 Bruh, you big brain

    • @chaonigames2222
      @chaonigames2222 4 года назад +2

      @@panjo2400 floor gang big brain brosky!

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 4 года назад +3

      1650 subs before Tomorrow dude stop replying to all the comments

    • @xkfx0129
      @xkfx0129 4 года назад +1

      " *WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW* "

  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin 4 года назад +43

    "What kind of calendar has ten-day weeks?"
    The French decimal calendar created following the French Revolution that rounded up everything to multiples of ten?

  • @kfaulk
    @kfaulk 4 года назад +130

    No one:
    Mark: *walking into actual flames* _I wonder if this hurts..._

    • @davemaniac
      @davemaniac 4 года назад +9

      He's not a masochist, he's just rating it on his pain scale.

    • @adriathecat7436
      @adriathecat7436 4 года назад +3

      Well, to be fair, in real life orange/yellow flames by themselves are not very hot and if you pass through quickly you won’t get hurt. The source of those flames will hurt you however.
      Really they should have been hurt by proximity to that much combustion, but anyway.

  • @ZippyBobo
    @ZippyBobo 3 года назад +8

    7:42 foreshadowing to Wade drowning in the Forest.