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  • I finally get a crown in Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout! I think this counts as my first Battle Royale win ever! Why is this the game I'm good at?
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @melonmackintosh782
    @melonmackintosh782 3 года назад +4302

    Mark: “vibes o the music”
    Music: **changes**
    Mark: **visible confusion**

  • @beiyabluejay1774
    @beiyabluejay1774 3 года назад +1982

    Mark: "I have apple-watermelon dyslexia, I couldn't help it"
    Fall guys lore master: It's actually a mango

    • @timothymabe8256
      @timothymabe8256 3 года назад +24

      You forgot the awkward sniff noise. Also I like your pfp

    • @fluffybluefastboi103
      @fluffybluefastboi103 3 года назад +8

      It’s a w u m p a

    • @Dean-xk5hg
      @Dean-xk5hg 3 года назад +5

      Eden Floxx the Folf hekkin furry

    • @zynthyx
      @zynthyx 3 года назад +2

      Fall guys has lore? Lol.

    • @louis6837
      @louis6837 3 года назад +2

      Oh I thought it was a peach 🍑😓

  • @tatltails3923
    @tatltails3923 3 года назад +8074

    Can we acknowledge that they spent the whole round mocking the Pigeons, and then Mark's glorious climactic win *unlocked him the Pigeon costume???*

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Год назад +117

      I mean as long as he doesn’t equip it

    • @SailHatinSoap
      @SailHatinSoap Год назад +31

      Beautiful

    • @motivatedman9730
      @motivatedman9730 Год назад +275

      HE TOOK THEIR SKIN AS A WINNER SUIT TO SHOW DOMINANCE

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Год назад +83

      @@motivatedman9730 when you put it like that he should definitely equip it

    • @erraticwyvern5698
      @erraticwyvern5698 Год назад +15

      i love pigeons i am a pigeon

  • @nedelinmariash1960
    @nedelinmariash1960 3 года назад +6211

    “The four elements lived in harmony. Until the Pigeon Nation attacked.”

    • @tallstargaming7
      @tallstargaming7 2 года назад +21

      Yes

    • @A_Pigeon181
      @A_Pigeon181 2 года назад +55

      THE PIGEONS MAY RISE AGAIN! MUAHHAHAHAHHÄHÄHÄHÄHHÄÄÄ

    • @KatMelons
      @KatMelons 2 года назад +39

      Blue......
      Red......
      Yellow.......
      They lived in perfect harmony till the pigeon nation attacked

    • @PoeticLizard
      @PoeticLizard 2 года назад

      Pfft this is fucking fantastic

    • @darkspedicey1418
      @darkspedicey1418 2 года назад +5

      Lmao the flamingo nation, the owl nation, the seagull nation, and the pigeon nation

  • @Born2beOffbeat
    @Born2beOffbeat 3 года назад +3407

    Asking Mark to to identify two pictures: watermelon vs apple
    Mark: It's the same picture

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 года назад +30

      I just know someone's going to actually make that meme XD

    • @Mnu_dez
      @Mnu_dez 3 года назад +51

      *Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture*

    • @Lexx_BlackberryPheonix
      @Lexx_BlackberryPheonix 3 года назад +14

      Plot Twist: The Apple and Watermelon pictures are actually just two Mango pictures, so Mark is actually correct XD

    • @AloneOWN
      @AloneOWN 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @dankflank5419
      @dankflank5419 3 года назад

      Iejé

  • @Robertganca
    @Robertganca 3 года назад +2551

    Mark: “One of the pinks will be eliminated.”
    Mark: [Is one of the two pinks and is eliminated.]
    Mark: [Doesn’t realize that he jinxed himself.]

    • @kishannathan4186
      @kishannathan4186 3 года назад +51

      Im pretty sure he did realize considering he zoomed in his face cam

    • @martin-multiplex4036
      @martin-multiplex4036 3 года назад +11

      *You* *right*

    • @tommyfortress7515
      @tommyfortress7515 3 года назад +53

      @@kishannathan4186 thats his editor lixian, that saw the whole video to edit it. :-)

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 3 года назад +17

      I think he was talking about himself. He wasn't that confident.

    • @TommyCattyYt
      @TommyCattyYt 3 года назад +1

      @@martin-multiplex4036 true!!!!!!!

  • @brandenrozek4878
    @brandenrozek4878 Год назад +1323

    Mark: Wins for the team
    Mark's victory speech: "LETTUCE!"

  • @awkiethephantom
    @awkiethephantom 2 года назад +733

    “I died because people exist.”
    I want that on my gravestone. 😂

    • @Opanker_
      @Opanker_ Год назад +4

      What if you die from disease that you got from an animal

    • @awkiethephantom
      @awkiethephantom Год назад +12

      Honestly it's more likely I'll die from people stress. XD

    • @user-qk3sm5sz2x
      @user-qk3sm5sz2x Год назад

      @@awkiethephantom LMAO it sounds like you either died from other human people stress or you got murdered lol

    • @m-jay8202
      @m-jay8202 Год назад +1

      U Right

    • @jasonbauer5720
      @jasonbauer5720 Год назад

      me too lol

  • @Zeg_VT
    @Zeg_VT 3 года назад +7007

    Bob and Wade when Mark got eliminated: *HIS MISTAKE*
    Bob and Wade when Mark won: *OUR VICTORY*

  • @Cornbread_
    @Cornbread_ 3 года назад +8552

    The fact that he got the pigeon costume is absolutely hilarious to me. I need a better sense of humor.

    • @expired1662
      @expired1662 3 года назад +57

      Correct

    • @Gnomerzy
      @Gnomerzy 3 года назад +177

      No, you need to try out this NEW FREE GAME RAID SHADOW LEGENDS TODAY'S SPONSOR

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 3 года назад +28

      I main the pigeon. Also, like number 69

    • @pudzygaming1326
      @pudzygaming1326 3 года назад +10

      How do you get the pigeon costume

    • @zaneyousif4288
      @zaneyousif4288 3 года назад +9

      @@pudzygaming1326 once u get a win

  • @jangdumex6323
    @jangdumex6323 2 года назад +2068

    4:07
    Does anyone notice how that dino dude trying letting Mark go first to the finish line, thats so wholesome

    • @vladitor-the-vindictive
      @vladitor-the-vindictive 2 года назад +226

      And because if that, Mark let the Dino share a spot with him, Bob and Wade in the next round...

    • @suicideistheanswer369
      @suicideistheanswer369 2 года назад +89

      aww, that's sweet

    • @bear-qe7ep
      @bear-qe7ep Год назад +42

      I bet it wanted to grab Mark to throw him off.

    • @VroomiYT
      @VroomiYT Год назад +35

      @@bear-qe7ep true, it probably forgot what the grab key was but if it knew then it would push mark off.

    • @bubblespie0
      @bubblespie0 Год назад +67

      @@bear-qe7ep stop making a wholesome thing less sweet

  • @rockysmith6105
    @rockysmith6105 2 года назад +726

    "I'm like Apple, my only weakness is Gates!" -Wade is a legend lol

    • @sheiladesnoo8649
      @sheiladesnoo8649 Год назад +3

      Nice

    • @mccoolfriend6818
      @mccoolfriend6818 Год назад +2

      I was thinking of the same thing

    • @bumblebee5807
      @bumblebee5807 2 месяца назад +1

      I hoped people didn't miss that one. I hope Mark and Bob's reaction to that was genuine. When someone like Wade pulls a gem like that, you never forget it

  • @justgemthings
    @justgemthings 3 года назад +3143

    Mark: *hates pigeons the entire game*
    Game: I'm just gonna give you a pigeon costume.

  • @pianoif
    @pianoif 3 года назад +8878

    I died laughing when I realized Bob’s bleeps weren’t edited in.
    Edit: First time I’ve ever gotten this many comments and likes on a comment.

    • @Charlie-yv3ib
      @Charlie-yv3ib 3 года назад +287

      Wait, they aren't? How are they bleeped then?

    • @ezrayler9899
      @ezrayler9899 3 года назад +573

      @@Charlie-yv3ib soundboard

    • @BRuh-qi1to
      @BRuh-qi1to 3 года назад +126

      I was actually scared

    • @platooncommanderofthe34thc29
      @platooncommanderofthe34thc29 3 года назад +152

      1:20 he says so

    • @CalmClamFam
      @CalmClamFam 3 года назад +303

      😂😂😂 When he messes up at 1:12 and says “fuck” without a censor

  • @semajsaithe2698
    @semajsaithe2698 3 года назад +1053

    Mark: *Hears game music*
    Lyxian: “It’s go time”

  • @Cherry-Lycan
    @Cherry-Lycan Год назад +1269

    27:48 Wade: *raging*
    Bob: "I know right. Kids. The worst."
    Learning that Bob is a dad now makes this even more enjoyable lol.
    1k likes? Thanks I guess even though I forgot about this comment for a long time.

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Год назад +45

      Congratulations to Bob. I know he's gonna be a great father.

    • @Cherry-Lycan
      @Cherry-Lycan Год назад +20

      @@devontamosley4487 Why of course. I do believe there was some episodes about it on distractible, or at the very least some clips of it about his baby.

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Год назад +3

      @@Cherry-Lycan Is it a boy or a girl?

    • @Cherry-Lycan
      @Cherry-Lycan Год назад +36

      @@devontamosley4487 it is a healthy baby boy from what I gathered. His name is James. I think.

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Год назад +10

      @@Cherry-Lycan Aww... Little muyskerm. Lol. 😉😄💙👨‍👩‍👦👶

  • @hughwie1663
    @hughwie1663 3 года назад +5054

    Pigeons: 'annoys Mark every game and causes them to lose'
    Mark after winning: *gets pigeon costume*

    • @AverageJoe610
      @AverageJoe610 3 года назад +10

      Hughwie video?idea???

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 года назад +32

      Power move right there

    • @gruby615
      @gruby615 3 года назад +189

      you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @diannebuswell1805
      @diannebuswell1805 3 года назад +1

      @@AverageJoe610 hi there.

    • @diannebuswell1805
      @diannebuswell1805 3 года назад +1

      @@missy2375 hi there.

  • @andipet3523
    @andipet3523 3 года назад +2007

    “i can’t even see my own existence” “i died because people exist” me too wade me too

  • @jasonking7570
    @jasonking7570 2 года назад +224

    Holy shit, I think I realize why Mark forgot which fruit he's on. I just noticed immediately after he says "I'm on watermelon," Bob says "there's also apple." I wonder if maybe Mark got his wires crossed or something and merged what he said and what Bob said (I've had similar brain facts happen, where hearing someone say one thing while I'm doing another caused me to start doing what they said)

  • @judaihyuga
    @judaihyuga 2 года назад +243

    Jeez. Between this and Uno how are Wade's vocal cord's not completely shredded by now?

    • @vladitor-the-vindictive
      @vladitor-the-vindictive 2 года назад +4

      What would be a better example...
      26:20
      Or
      26:27

    • @judaihyuga
      @judaihyuga 2 года назад +2

      @@vladitor-the-vindictive yes

    • @vladitor-the-vindictive
      @vladitor-the-vindictive 2 года назад +2

      @@judaihyuga ...Yep. Read my mind with that response.

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 2 года назад +12

      Man could start a metal band with the amount of screaming he does

  • @Gaskinator123
    @Gaskinator123 3 года назад +1442

    wade in the last fall guys video: "stop touching me, pineapple!"
    wade in this video: "get off of me hotdog"
    just being attacked by food 😂

    • @pie1o1morris46
      @pie1o1morris46 3 года назад +18

      Food fight

    • @yes8807
      @yes8807 3 года назад +1

      Well no but actually yes ( this is not supposed to be funny)

    • @itszestii5697
      @itszestii5697 3 года назад +3

      uToobr You’re not funny 🙂

  • @richardkaiser9690
    @richardkaiser9690 3 года назад +709

    Bob: Yes we have won.
    Wade: We are one.
    Mark: Lettuce.

    • @andreaa.4446
      @andreaa.4446 3 года назад +4

      Oml he actually said it. LETTUCE GO!!

  • @cosmickitty3457
    @cosmickitty3457 3 года назад +241

    40:31 Mark: "LETTUCE!!!" 🤣😂🥬

  • @_pop_rocks_
    @_pop_rocks_ 11 месяцев назад +40

    Mark running straight through the fake tiles round, falling many times, getting eliminated, and calling them babies is the best thing ever

  • @gracehermes5146
    @gracehermes5146 3 года назад +2795

    Mark: "People with pigeon skins are just jerks."
    Also Mark: *unlocks pigeon skin at the end*

    • @noble430
      @noble430 3 года назад +67

      It was time

    • @sunsetsleeper
      @sunsetsleeper 3 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @silversamurai0267
      @silversamurai0267 3 года назад +15

      The irony! XD

    • @elisewing1730
      @elisewing1730 3 года назад +72

      You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @growl_is_broken3098
      @growl_is_broken3098 3 года назад +2

      Elise Wing That’s exactly what happened with Mr. Legend in tiger and bunny

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 3 года назад +1254

    Bell: Rings*
    Students: Pack their bags*
    Teacher: “Before you go...”
    Students: 0:28

  • @romram7984
    @romram7984 3 года назад +91

    Literally everyone: "The tail minigame isn't fun"
    Developers: "lets not fix that one and make it show up a huge a mount of times"

  • @legendintraining6379
    @legendintraining6379 2 года назад +135

    37:49
    Marks impression is oscar worthy.

  • @endlandgamer3487
    @endlandgamer3487 3 года назад +499

    Wade: I died because people exist
    Jesus: I feel you

  • @JessPruim
    @JessPruim 3 года назад +3195

    “BOW TO ME, MORTALS!!”
    “I don’t want to.”
    “ok”

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 3 года назад +105

    1:01 I never stop laughing at this bit 🤣
    Bob truly mastered the art of comedic censorship

  • @Sorecere7
    @Sorecere7 3 года назад +49

    36:19
    That was the most intense game of egg scramble i have ever seen.

  • @supernova7783
    @supernova7783 3 года назад +785

    Them: Hates the pigeon
    Mark: Gets the pigeon costume as a reward

    • @timothymabe8256
      @timothymabe8256 3 года назад +43

      You became the thing you have swore to destroy [BumBum], you were supposed to destroy the [pigeons] not become one

    • @doomerdonkeer1030
      @doomerdonkeer1030 3 года назад +2

      Get pigeon lol

    • @grass1674
      @grass1674 3 года назад +5

      ITS ALWAYS THE PIGEONS THAT GRAB AND PUSH

    • @almightyace3581
      @almightyace3581 3 года назад

      he has join that which he hates

    • @Spitoven
      @Spitoven 3 года назад +8

      Now we know why pigeons are dicks, they all are previous winners that just want to screw other players out of joining the crew and that's the only reason why they're still playing.

  • @richmandudyt2925
    @richmandudyt2925 3 года назад +2353

    Bob puts on a white colour
    “Ah that’s a great fleshy colour“
    Mark : “Alright Casper”

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 3 года назад +8

      I loved that movie

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 года назад +4

      Should I unlike this and make it 499 to be evil? Mmmmmmmmyeah I'm totally doin that

  • @MrJoeboy2305
    @MrJoeboy2305 2 года назад +36

    25:34 - "Oh errr yeah, no you're in trouble" "Go faster Wade" 😂

  • @lukulusbeardless6789
    @lukulusbeardless6789 3 года назад +52

    3:37 “I can’t even see my own existence!” is such a mood especially when I play smash bros I never know where I am

  • @yesimagamer8525
    @yesimagamer8525 3 года назад +558

    Bob, Wade And Mark:
    *Talk About Pigeons*
    Marks Reward:
    *Pigeon*

    • @dabreadman9677
      @dabreadman9677 3 года назад +1

      Talks about hating pigeons* to be more accurate

  • @SuperMeah
    @SuperMeah 3 года назад +4033

    I’m liking specifically for the addition of a sequel to “this intro is bumpin”. Please do one every video Lixian

    • @roostercaw2177
      @roostercaw2177 3 года назад +43

      It's technically the third.

    • @Yeet432
      @Yeet432 3 года назад +28

      @@roostercaw2177 the best trilogy

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 3 года назад +37

      Imo, that part didn't need the editing with all the distorted faces and stuff at all. What Mark was doing live was funny on its own.

    • @woodstock3988
      @woodstock3988 3 года назад +1

      L

    • @woodstock3988
      @woodstock3988 3 года назад +1

      BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

  • @kendallkelly7027
    @kendallkelly7027 Год назад +35

    Even though he didn't win, I think Mark is truly the king of Hexa-Gone (30:35). Mad skills

  • @nikolinao4414
    @nikolinao4414 3 года назад +100

    33:58 who knew that sentence would bring up so many tears

    • @StrawberrySoda.
      @StrawberrySoda. 3 года назад +5

      Br u h I just recoverEd- PlS-

    • @Alt_Miku04
      @Alt_Miku04 2 года назад +3

      Dude- my heart

    • @micaelavessio2796
      @micaelavessio2796 2 года назад +10

      Thank you for the reminder that Unus Annus is permanently gone... Now i'm gonna go cry in a corner

  • @smvann33
    @smvann33 3 года назад +593

    "I was thrown down into the depths of hell and I emerged to be number one."
    - Wade; 2020

  • @vyke2548
    @vyke2548 3 года назад +4627

    "It's like a personality thing, whoever picks the Pigeons, is just a jerk."
    Pewdiepie:

    • @angelescobedo13
      @angelescobedo13 3 года назад +37

      GhostMountain 👀

    • @plasmic7968
      @plasmic7968 3 года назад +8

      @@angelescobedo13 lol

    • @danielvalle9640
      @danielvalle9640 3 года назад +83

      Then at the end he got the pidgeon costume when he won lol

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 3 года назад +19

      Isn't that the guy that streamed with Dr Disrespect? Seems like a stand up guy

    • @Junelegiac
      @Junelegiac 3 года назад +26

      Pigeons are the new Karens. 🤣

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios Год назад +95

    25:45
    "They just pair everyone they want to loose with yellow" "Yellow gets picked on a lot"
    Yellow: *has eternal win streak*
    Red: *Barely second*
    Blue: *looes miserably*

  • @IndestructibleApe
    @IndestructibleApe 2 года назад +52

    6:33 both scared me and made me burst out laughing.

  • @judenelson4080
    @judenelson4080 3 года назад +7433

    Normal people when they win: "WOOOH YEA! Finally!"
    Mark when he wins: " *LETTUCE!* "

    • @kal.e.4556
      @kal.e.4556 3 года назад +195

      The chat said LETTUCE and so did Mark

    • @militarumtempestusscion222
      @militarumtempestusscion222 3 года назад +43

      don't spill the beans

    • @hdmi_cable1223
      @hdmi_cable1223 3 года назад +6

      Ok

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 3 года назад +19

      L e t t u c e? How did they know 🥬? Who spilled the beans?

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 года назад +14

      I'm so lost lmao

  • @hries05
    @hries05 3 года назад +4526

    “I died because people exist”
    -jesus christ

  • @ThaReaper2450
    @ThaReaper2450 3 года назад +35

    If this video at 40:18 was an anime it would be call Markiplier's Redemption Arc

  • @zoro7487
    @zoro7487 3 года назад +41

    Wade: I died because people exist
    People who don't play fall guys: Why you bully me

  • @joshstead-dorval9729
    @joshstead-dorval9729 3 года назад +717

    Yes - the sequel to “this intro is bumbling” - thank you Lixian
    (EDIT: Yes I am aware of the spelling mistake)

    • @helenamusic260
      @helenamusic260 3 года назад

      Is that Roger Taylor in your profile picture?

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 года назад +3

      Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
      A: Keep your shirt on!

    • @GameplayTherapy
      @GameplayTherapy 3 года назад +2

      Lol yesss
      I do therapy 😌

    • @pizzariotin
      @pizzariotin 3 года назад +1

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @idonthaveagoddamnname2623
      @idonthaveagoddamnname2623 3 года назад

      cringe but what if they told them to take their shirt off...

  • @xKazeNoKishi
    @xKazeNoKishi 3 года назад +2908

    Bob: “It’s like a traditional WipeOut course”
    *”Don’t get consumed by the slime”*

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 3 года назад +62

      Is there something Bob knows about Wipeout that we don't...?

    • @dovee1
      @dovee1 3 года назад +28

      @ I think you need Jesus and an ambulance.

    • @motordragon1975
      @motordragon1975 3 года назад +9

      Melone
      Did someone call an exorcist?
      I’m not thy exorcist.

    • @thedripcritic9379
      @thedripcritic9379 3 года назад +2

      @ r/ihadastroke

    • @marvelouslee4427
      @marvelouslee4427 3 года назад +4

      I was like “fuckin which episode was that???!!!” There is an actual wipeout video game, it’s exactly like this but solo (time trials) instead of this extremely stressful battle royal

  • @50waystoeatcock79
    @50waystoeatcock79 2 года назад +22

    16:49 when you bring your dogs to the vet

  • @Nerdgirlftw
    @Nerdgirlftw 2 года назад +99

    Mark: mistakes a watermelon for an apple
    Eef: angry melon man noises

    • @worm4493
      @worm4493 2 года назад +1

      r/imnotlikeothergirls

    • @NexGenSaiyan21
      @NexGenSaiyan21 2 года назад

      *It's a mango, not an apple*

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 3 года назад +405

    Oh God Wade, that was actually brilliant. "Apple's one weakness is Gates."

    • @lakerfan2415
      @lakerfan2415 3 года назад +1

      I need the time for this haha

    • @powerofanime1
      @powerofanime1 3 года назад +10

      @@lakerfan2415 Took me way to damn long to find it again, but the bit is from 14:17 - 14:27

    • @lakerfan2415
      @lakerfan2415 3 года назад +1

      Rusty .Thebanite I appreciate my dude! 🤙🏾

    • @absolutelyticketyboo5821
      @absolutelyticketyboo5821 3 года назад +1

      Mark- with your long hair you look like keanu reeves. I’m comparing - oof sorry if that sounds mean QWQ

  • @problematiclittlenoone
    @problematiclittlenoone 3 года назад +962

    i haven’t heard “the lag is real” in years and it sent me spiraling into nostalgia i didn’t even know i had

    • @jakeupkaz1376
      @jakeupkaz1376 3 года назад +32

      Is this some kind of rich people joke that I am too poor to understand? I always had the lag.... ;-;

    • @problematiclittlenoone
      @problematiclittlenoone 3 года назад +10

      jakeup kaz nah i just don’t game that much anymore-

    • @raymondpontemayor9474
      @raymondpontemayor9474 3 года назад +9

      Ahh the comment section. Where one person talks about a nostalgic feeling and then everything leads to fortnite. (But seriously agree that Epic deserves the hate for being greedy)

    • @johnyo117
      @johnyo117 3 года назад

      Raymond Pontemayor what did epic do just wondering

    • @raymondpontemayor9474
      @raymondpontemayor9474 3 года назад +1

      @@johnyo117 essentially they put a video stating they're living in 1984 because apple and google decided not to put the game on mobile devices because Epic Games tried to get even more money through in game transactions... Still scummy imo

  • @toomucheverythingatonce4859
    @toomucheverythingatonce4859 2 года назад +31

    Mark's dance at the beginning is how it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @alexciaxa5875
    @alexciaxa5875 3 года назад +34

    Wade screaming at the pigeon had me dying 😂

  • @bobbobby3123
    @bobbobby3123 3 года назад +386

    The story line of the pigeon character was crazy. The pigeon was always beating them and then when Mark wins he unlocks the pigeon.

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 года назад +9

      my exact thoughts lmao

    • @smokinmirrors1
      @smokinmirrors1 3 года назад +18

      HE BECOMES THE PIGEON

    • @Senwyn1
      @Senwyn1 3 года назад +8

      You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @diannebuswell1805
      @diannebuswell1805 3 года назад

      @@dkjcb3993 hi

    • @diannebuswell1805
      @diannebuswell1805 3 года назад

      @@smokinmirrors1 hi

  • @Cuill_
    @Cuill_ 3 года назад +546

    *Door open right next to mark*
    Mark: *goes left* THIS IS THE ONE

    • @user-vi3pi9rf7w
      @user-vi3pi9rf7w 3 года назад +9

      Masochist mark likes to get his nuts crushed against the wall

  • @seojmul3214
    @seojmul3214 3 года назад +28

    24:22 he was so certain he was on apple, but literally was standing alone on the platform

  • @norishimogawa6125
    @norishimogawa6125 3 года назад +8

    0:24 is a perfect illustration for me for a lot of nintendo songs. sound bumping at first then just completely change suddenly.

  • @medumikey4
    @medumikey4 3 года назад +475

    "You look like a comfy couch."
    "I appreciate your compliment."
    *f l e r t*

  • @Rikonian
    @Rikonian 3 года назад +609

    Mark: "Watermelon, Watermelon, I'm on watermelon over here"
    **apple shows up**
    "I'm on apple right?"

  • @charliedaniell8212
    @charliedaniell8212 3 года назад +19

    My favorite bit about mark playing this is his extremely loud scream and hate for all the other players!😂

  • @Random_Cat148
    @Random_Cat148 6 месяцев назад +6

    Is nobody going to talk about Bob saying "I'm going to be fourth... UNLESS GOD HATES ME!" at 4:24 because that was gold

  • @djrio6981
    @djrio6981 3 года назад +507

    Wade: “ oh no there’s 2 default pink guys “
    Mark: “ don’t worry..one of us will be eliminated “
    * mark gets eliminated first game *
    Mark: 👀

    • @keltoumnoury
      @keltoumnoury 3 года назад +1

      *I really wanna reach a thousand subscribers
      but you can't watch my last video*

    • @funnyboi3433
      @funnyboi3433 3 года назад +8

      @@keltoumnoury Stop begging for subs please, you need to make good content to earn subs, hope you understand, also you can advertise your yt channel in social media and discord and more, but not on other yt channels,but I'll sub to make it more nice

  • @CelestialFalkon
    @CelestialFalkon 3 года назад +656

    I'm just so happy Mark was able to redeem himself on that level after he failed to grab the crown in his first game.

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R 3 года назад +47

      And then unlocks the pigeon costume, thereby becoming the thing he hates the most.

    • @elias0282
      @elias0282 3 года назад

      @@The73MPL4R lol

    • @Disapointed_Luigi
      @Disapointed_Luigi 3 года назад +1

      @@The73MPL4R unlocking pidgeon is by the season lvl rewards, not by wining.

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R 3 года назад +5

      @@Disapointed_Luigi I know that but it doesn't make it any less ironic

    • @ssheav5773
      @ssheav5773 3 года назад

      3

  • @yousureboutthat1271
    @yousureboutthat1271 2 года назад +12

    “I died because people exist.” - Jesus Christ, 33 AD

  • @artsrandomstuff436
    @artsrandomstuff436 3 года назад +16

    The life lesson I got from this: IT’S ALWAYS A PIGEON!

  • @FireRose720
    @FireRose720 3 года назад +399

    "I died because people exist" should be the 2020 slogan.

  • @NathanLathroum
    @NathanLathroum 3 года назад +336

    Bob: "Just like the classic Wipeout show. If you go too slow, the slime consumes you."
    ah yes, just like the show

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 3 года назад

      What you never saw the end of the episode where the fired off a canon in tributet of those lost to the slime?
      Edit: spelling! =)

  • @spencer6299
    @spencer6299 3 года назад +13

    instead of saying YAYYYYY or YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!111!! Mark just shouts: LETTUCE!!! :D
    i strive to be like that some day. or sniped, either one would work

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Год назад +11

    I can’t even see wades facecam or his character half the time but he makes me laugh the most

  • @bruhmoment3697
    @bruhmoment3697 3 года назад +709

    i love how he includes spectating people and not just putting only his content in the vid
    (Edit) holy I didn't expect for this comment to blow up, thanks :D

    • @supajesus961
      @supajesus961 3 года назад +44

      Watching other people play is half the fun tbh

    • @Habibirockr
      @Habibirockr 3 года назад +2

      Yea

    • @keltoumnoury
      @keltoumnoury 3 года назад +1

      *I really wanna reach a thousand subscribers but you can't watch my last video*

    • @kingamer123
      @kingamer123 3 года назад +5

      @@STARKEEPER505 ngl I love Bob so much that I kinda wish he was the one with 25 million subs

    • @cannonsaki932
      @cannonsaki932 3 года назад +1

      You have no idea how many times i saw that f*cking profile pic

  • @elikaiser331
    @elikaiser331 3 года назад +500

    One Class D to another:
    "Why am I Fall Guy 8211...what does that mean?"
    "I am a number as well, I have no idea."

  • @jellyladyman5681
    @jellyladyman5681 3 года назад +17

    "LETTUCE" a quote made by a great man

  • @imthedamianator
    @imthedamianator 2 года назад +6

    This reminds me of distractible except instead of bob raging whilst talking about his refrigerator its wade raging whilst playing a game about a bunch of anthropomorphic jellybeans run constantly through a course

  • @jonathaneby9485
    @jonathaneby9485 3 года назад +741

    Markiplier victory cry: "Lettuce!"

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger 3 года назад +10

      His secret will change you forever!
      _oH wAiT nEw GaMe!_

    • @MathewMusic
      @MathewMusic 3 года назад +1

      @@Ragehunger nice reference

    • @itz_grass5890
      @itz_grass5890 3 года назад +2

      Oh man, the memories

    • @xethrom
      @xethrom 3 года назад

      Someone make this comment get 66* likes.

  • @foxglove514
    @foxglove514 3 года назад +213

    “Corporate wants you to determine the differences between these two images.”
    _apple vs watermelon_
    Mark: “It’s the same picture”

  • @malcoms_old_channel
    @malcoms_old_channel 3 года назад +11

    0:15 i laughed harder at this than i wish to admit

  • @hanakoolsen1926
    @hanakoolsen1926 Год назад +17

    Wade playing this game is such a mood

    • @nyom6378
      @nyom6378 Год назад +1

      Frfr, I cackled the first time when in one video he just death threatened another player 😭😭

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 Год назад

      Every game that makes Wade livid for some reason, like Uno

  • @gorangersforever
    @gorangersforever 3 года назад +898

    Mark: *"BARELY anyone gets e-l-i-m-i-n-a-t-e-d in this one."*
    Also Mark: *dies from lack of apple*

    • @disdudedidwhat5851
      @disdudedidwhat5851 3 года назад +11

      I have a pen... APPLE PEN

    • @ObsidianHunter99
      @ObsidianHunter99 3 года назад +15

      The doctors got to him

    • @DanielRodriguez-so5vv
      @DanielRodriguez-so5vv 3 года назад +1

      *A G U A C A T E Y T O S T A D A S*
      💪😎👌👌

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 3 года назад

      @@disdudedidwhat5851 Apple pen. Pineapple pen. *Ugh*

    • @sin-jay733
      @sin-jay733 3 года назад +5

      FallGuysloremaster69: Aaaaactuuuuallllllyyy its pronounced M-A-N-G-O

  • @MrAzat-vi6qf
    @MrAzat-vi6qf 3 года назад +10

    35:22
    Red: aight imma head out

  • @oliviakirszling588
    @oliviakirszling588 3 года назад +14

    Wade’s commentary is why I’m still alive

  • @Shineko
    @Shineko 3 года назад +201

    Mark at the end with his new costume:
    "You either die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

  • @childofthefire
    @childofthefire 3 года назад +2029

    "That's not flesh toned, what the hell is wrong with your flesh?"
    Donald Trump: *sweats nervously*

    • @sysmixy335
      @sysmixy335 3 года назад +65

      Dont worry, he’s a fruit...
      The orange

    • @trickstermagician1655
      @trickstermagician1655 3 года назад +55

      He is a cheeto puff

    • @kezneo
      @kezneo 3 года назад +9

      Trickster Magician, we know

    • @valuability
      @valuability 3 года назад +5

      oop

    • @joelyt1682
      @joelyt1682 3 года назад +20

      *sweats in definitely-not-an-alien*

  • @mcdoofis4038
    @mcdoofis4038 2 года назад +18

    I never thought Mark would win at something that would die 2 weeks later...

    • @lordofthemehmehs
      @lordofthemehmehs 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, neither did i. Fortunately, he still has yet to do that

  • @rosieal-rajaby2808
    @rosieal-rajaby2808 2 года назад +8

    I just love how whenever one of them wins they're like WE won😂 friendship goals lmao

  • @ThisGalaxyCat
    @ThisGalaxyCat 3 года назад +649

    " *This Music Is Bumpin* "
    Everyone: ah yes a sequel!

    • @Ren_1106
      @Ren_1106 3 года назад +2

      Death Bunny *intensifies*

    • @ThisGalaxyCat
      @ThisGalaxyCat 3 года назад +3

      @@Ren_1106 flashbacks 😂

    • @Onceortwice45
      @Onceortwice45 3 года назад +1

      I’m pretty sure he’s done three in total

    • @GameplayTherapy
      @GameplayTherapy 3 года назад

      @@Onceortwice45 ik I was just about to say the same thing.
      Therapy on my chan if ya need any😌🙏💯

    • @zekromtrainer1222
      @zekromtrainer1222 3 года назад

      You got 666 likes

  • @erikios7292
    @erikios7292 3 года назад +395

    *complaining about Pigeon skins the whole time*
    After Mark wins: You have unlocked Pigeon!

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 года назад +5

      He who fights monsters...

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 3 года назад

      yes thank you because i dont understand what is happening in the video

    • @Junelegiac
      @Junelegiac 3 года назад +1

      Pigeons are the new Karens. 🤣

  • @kinggrape7806
    @kinggrape7806 2 года назад +19

    Rando: Mark you won a round what do have to say.
    Mark: LETTUCE

  • @Someone-qt3bj
    @Someone-qt3bj 3 года назад +42

    I bet the artist who drew Mark's profile pic feels real good knowing he's still using it after all these years. (Comment is not mine, a person called gummy commented it but there we're people only replying to a certain bot which started an argument so i remade it for them)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +1584

    Mark: *Casually wins*
    The people who've tried thousands of times and haven't won: Am I a joke to you?

    • @suzuinspace8790
      @suzuinspace8790 3 года назад +3

      Hello again

    • @slient6888
      @slient6888 3 года назад +4

      Hello legend commenter

    • @Junelegiac
      @Junelegiac 3 года назад +2

      🤣 Maybe it was late and peoples brain were like 🤪

    • @intellectualspov1090
      @intellectualspov1090 3 года назад

      If there was commenter ranks you’d be up there but this is not funny : ‘(

    • @yaaassbitch8704
      @yaaassbitch8704 3 года назад

      You are the fake one

  • @ElectricDragon505
    @ElectricDragon505 3 года назад +9242

    Therapist: Disembodied head of Angry Wade is not real. It can't hurt you.
    Disembodied head of Angry Wade: 30:01

    • @michaelboydston313
      @michaelboydston313 3 года назад +40

      heh, good one

    • @garry3577
      @garry3577 3 года назад +12

      2nd xd yay

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 3 года назад +109

      Disembodied Head Of Disgruntled Wade appears to me whenever I make a truly stupid mistake

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 3 года назад +37

      Ok, it may be real, but it didn't hurt you at least

    • @ranzy7214
      @ranzy7214 3 года назад +36

      Thats fucking scared me af

  • @AFruityPhrog
    @AFruityPhrog 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mark vibing to the music gives me life

  • @Liviosaur.
    @Liviosaur. 2 года назад +14

    I revisit these videos at least once every few months 😂

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 года назад +868

    Bob: One other person is as big brain as Mark is
    Wade: Is it me?
    Bob without hesitation: *No*

  • @Fork.l
    @Fork.l 3 года назад +279

    "You are ahead of blue you're fine"
    "He is on blue"
    "Yea you're in trouble"

  • @alireza.m
    @alireza.m 5 месяцев назад +1

    Man these party games with the trio are always such goldmines
    They're funny, nostalgic, entertaining and heartwarming all at the same time

  • @kodashep43
    @kodashep43 Год назад +2

    30:00 one more scream and wade would have gone super saiyan! 😂

  • @heavvyhearts
    @heavvyhearts 3 года назад +1591

    Mark: about to win
    *jazz music stops*
    _oh no._

    • @maplesyrup6529
      @maplesyrup6529 3 года назад +8

      Stopped right before the last round and the boss music kicks in