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  • Monopoly is the friendship destroyer... the bond breaker... the world annihilator... and it will be the end of us all.
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 4 года назад +6147

    I feel like Wade deserves some credit, because he was pretty shit outta luck, and he turned what was basically a 0% chance of winning into like a 5% chance, which is like the best you could do

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 4 года назад +320

      one bad roll from either mark or bob and wade would have won hands down

    • @whitefireproductions3663
      @whitefireproductions3663 4 года назад +223

      He coukd've won right there and then when both Mark AND Bob rolled to Boardwall but MM was like, "Nah."

    • @melissawest936
      @melissawest936 4 года назад +81

      Slow actin-tinactin kinda luck

    • @Dracophile7
      @Dracophile7 4 года назад +14

      You know what they say about the lesser of two evils

    • @awoodenplank
      @awoodenplank 4 года назад +5

      If it is 0% chance of winning, it cannot turn into a chance of winning, or it is not a 0% chance of winning, but a number that is not 0 can raise the chance of winning, so it is 0.1% to a 5% I guess :P

  • @O.Reagano
    @O.Reagano 4 года назад +5812

    “There should be a cemetery where you can come visit me!”
    You’re bankrupt Wade, not dead.

    • @Darth_Revan670
      @Darth_Revan670 4 года назад +9

      R Films ya

    • @sinisterwombat3128
      @sinisterwombat3128 4 года назад +213

      Yeah a park bench with the player avatar taking a sip from a brown bag would be more fitting.

    • @Prestonian1
      @Prestonian1 4 года назад +64

      Same difference

    • @thegongoozler3374
      @thegongoozler3374 4 года назад +124

      In they eyes of Corporate-America it's the same thing. :/

    • @YaBoiFlyman
      @YaBoiFlyman 4 года назад +18

      Then it'll be a homeless shelter

  • @brittanypritchard7567
    @brittanypritchard7567 3 года назад +6056

    I love how they’ve determined what the little man does almost every episode just to forget about it the next episode

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 года назад +662

      To put it in Bobs words: “We understand what the little man does, we just don’t want to”

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 года назад +97

      It’s really obvious how it works, too; it makes no sense how they not only forget, but can’t figure it out.

    • @ianemerson2704
      @ianemerson2704 2 года назад +37

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Then explain it please.

    • @insert_name_here936
      @insert_name_here936 2 года назад +134

      @@ianemerson2704 it takes you to the next property after your roll that is not owned by you

    • @abbiebabbles
      @abbiebabbles 2 года назад +39

      @Arjun Bali i think thats actually just them forgetting, in comparison to the denial of The Man

  • @antonixdavis2022
    @antonixdavis2022 4 года назад +5862

    The moment of realization on Mark's face when rolled triple 1s and figured out he could choose to go to jail was just spectacular

    • @nataliel2854
      @nataliel2854 4 года назад +40

      read this just as it was happening, cheers bud!

    • @dyslexicfaser
      @dyslexicfaser 4 года назад +79

      I didn't realize you could still be a real estate magnate from inside jail

    • @KindaDummy
      @KindaDummy 3 года назад +16

      dyslexicfaser ever seen Arrested Development? XD

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 3 года назад +9

      Jail is best square

    • @redwindsor2984
      @redwindsor2984 3 года назад +10

      whats the time stamp for that?

  • @natscott27
    @natscott27 4 года назад +2428

    “I think the games about to start ending”
    _22 minutes left in the video_

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 4 года назад +38

      Why do I hear boss music

    • @mariakutsu5946
      @mariakutsu5946 4 года назад +7

      @Jonathan Stansbury I've know that since I was 8.

    • @zsushi3316
      @zsushi3316 4 года назад +6

      You can basiclly played whole day for 1 game

    • @mikalepoot6634
      @mikalepoot6634 4 года назад +3

      @@pherlong7 must be an Octopath Traveler boss

    • @8bitmonkey319
      @8bitmonkey319 2 месяца назад

      yea thats usually how monopoly goes

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 4 года назад +4363

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "Put me in jail. I'm a bad, bad boy!"

    • @haydensmith5712
      @haydensmith5712 4 года назад +106

      Ya he really don't wanna be freeee

    • @jacobross1400
      @jacobross1400 4 года назад +10

      Hayden Smith lmaooo

    • @thefireocean1
      @thefireocean1 4 года назад +27

      I dont wanna be freee

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 4 года назад +34

      Hey, there's a difference between liking anal and masochism. Though they would make a good duo.

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify 4 года назад +60

      He only wants to be in jail to see if he can handle being in jail, because when he was younger he was too poor to afford a prison. Now he can go beyond.

  • @andreashort6763
    @andreashort6763 4 года назад +3677

    wade: advances three spaces
    the card: *go back three spaces*

  • @JustAnArrogantAlien
    @JustAnArrogantAlien 3 года назад +1615

    *Monopoly veterans:* “You want either the orange or the red color sets. Statistically they’re the ones players hit most often.”
    *Wade:* MY KINGDOM FOR BOARDWALK!!!

    • @katilkoala5037
      @katilkoala5037 2 года назад +10

      what are the statistics?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 2 года назад +119

      @@katilkoala5037
      7, 6, and 8 are the most likely number totals to be rolled on two dice. Orange properties are exactly 6, 7, and 8 spaces away from jail, making them excellent traps.
      And Illinois Avenue, a red, is THE most frequently landed on card in the entire game.
      I don't know what the exact chances are, but they've done studies on it.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 2 года назад +112

      I feel like the speed dice throws a wrench in this. We've seen Wade put 4 houses on his monopoly of reds and it didn't get landed on once for almost an hour.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 2 года назад +48

      @@emperorzoltar6938
      Statistically, owning both Boardwalk and Park Place gives you a +50% odds to winning.

    • @mymusicplaylist2609
      @mymusicplaylist2609 2 года назад +22

      Statistically, owning the boardwalk and parkplace gives the highest chance of winning. There's a youtube video which did 100k trials for each samples of which is the best color.
      If you will rank them, the dark blues are the top then railroads then the orange ones

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing 4 года назад +866

    Mark: **Gets to pick where he moves.**
    Also Mark: **Deep breath** " I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 4 года назад +11

      @Urazz didn't help that Bob broke INTO jail....
      The rest of the game, imo, is basically nullified for obvious reasons.... Though Bob still would've won

  • @_Stagnate_
    @_Stagnate_ 4 года назад +924

    Markiplier: This is anyones game now
    Monopoly: Actually it's MY game and you can't play any more get out

  • @kamamaunillama31
    @kamamaunillama31 4 года назад +4219

    Somewhat out of context Monopoly story:
    I had family over at my house during a blackout, so we decided to play Monopoly.
    That game lasted from 7 pm to 5 am. Around 2 am I lost a tooth.
    I won.

    • @lokiijustwannasleep7865
      @lokiijustwannasleep7865 4 года назад +381

      The tooth of luck

    • @celestialdetective
      @celestialdetective 4 года назад +291

      that game lasted 10 HOURS- h-how?

    • @vectorsigma6757
      @vectorsigma6757 4 года назад +578

      @@celestialdetective The longest game of Monopoly ever played was was like 90 hours or something!
      And once the game was played in a bathtub!
      - just some fun facts no one asked for!

    • @celestialdetective
      @celestialdetective 4 года назад +137

      @@vectorsigma6757 Thank you Wonderful being

    • @DarkYashaRyoko
      @DarkYashaRyoko 4 года назад +96

      How did you lose a tooth??

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour 4 года назад +6268

    Wade's scream of rage brings me life

    • @bobtaylor412
      @bobtaylor412 4 года назад +90

      the one at 37:29, or at 38:39, or both???

    • @romankazinets1759
      @romankazinets1759 4 года назад +102

      When you find an almost totally ignored comment from a famous RUclipsr in a famous RUclipsrs comment section.

    • @georgeapc
      @georgeapc 3 года назад +50

      @@bobtaylor412 or the one at 3:55

    • @abigailpowers3294
      @abigailpowers3294 3 года назад +3

      Roman Kazinets right.

    • @locke_ytb
      @locke_ytb 3 года назад +24

      25:02 I believe this counts lol.

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 года назад +727

    Bob or Mark: *about to progress to the end of the game*
    Monopoly: "I'm about to do what's called a Pro Gamer Move."

    • @VioletTheGhost2
      @VioletTheGhost2 4 года назад +3

      Everyone comment this so mark can see this and how monopoly man red dice work
      A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 года назад +2992

    “this game will be the end of us”
    *monopoly: the killer*

    • @WillBoy
      @WillBoy 4 года назад +18

      Monopoly : The Man Behind The Slaughter

    • @brryfc
      @brryfc 4 года назад +2

      Will Boy I was going to say that

    • @Darth_Revan670
      @Darth_Revan670 4 года назад +1

      Ya

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +1

      Monopoly: Bob

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +3

      Monopoly:the destruction of friendships

  • @DevilDryEyes
    @DevilDryEyes 3 года назад +1864

    I Love Wade's slow descent into insanity throughout the entire episode XD
    Whilst Bob is getting everything he wants, and Mark is just... existing

    • @crapsound
      @crapsound 3 года назад +18

      Because Bob was so salty in their previous game when the game made him go bankrupt for being idle too long I think.
      So they had to do everything they can to make Bob happy.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 года назад +12

      @@crapsound and then blueball him into never playing again, yep totally not a goddamn coincidence

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 10 месяцев назад

      Slow descent? He's playing Monopoly. Pretty sure he's already there

  • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
    @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 4 года назад +1430

    Yancy: “so whata you’zes in fer?”
    Mark: “I committed a felony so I wouldn’t trespass on someone’s land”

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 4 года назад +660

    Bob: Doesn't play for 0.5 seconds
    Ubisoft: Y O U R E I N T R O U B L E

    • @AceRasputin
      @AceRasputin 4 года назад +11

      Giant Quack So you have chosen....bankruptcy.

  • @JoeyTDoesThings
    @JoeyTDoesThings 4 года назад +9627

    I love how Mark is constantly jeopardizing his friendships with two of his closest friends for our entertainment. First Uno and now this.

    • @lag00n54
      @lag00n54 4 года назад +347

      This is a test of friendship
      Being able to endure all this and remain in good terms
      Is true friendship

    • @DerpaTurtle
      @DerpaTurtle 4 года назад +60

      Or they just stay because he has 20 million subscribers

    • @nyanbonecrush
      @nyanbonecrush 4 года назад +40

      Sacrifices must be made

    • @RealestPerson.
      @RealestPerson. 4 года назад +24

      P̶͖̻̔̋͒͆̊̂̔̏͊̽e̸̙̮̋͌̑̃̚ŗ̵̬̝̬͚̄̂̀̔͜ͅẖ̸̞͍̥̽́͌̑̀̊a̷͖̜̼̣̫̾͑̔̃͛͗͗͠p̶̞̫̲̀s̴̫͓͘

    • @ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440
      @ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440 4 года назад +17

      @@DerpaTurtle struck gold with this comment

  • @maddielangley1124
    @maddielangley1124 4 года назад +907

    Wade:”imma get 3 properties in one turn!!” *fails*
    Bob, immediately after: *accidentally gets 3 properties in one turn and hates it*

  • @jenniferwilson9650
    @jenniferwilson9650 4 года назад +2430

    Mark wearing his yellow robe everyday is a total quarantine vibe.

    • @scream3740
      @scream3740 4 года назад +38

      its from his podcast and some of the videos are in one sitting

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 3 года назад +34

      He looks zen. Nice

    • @maddijasnyy
      @maddijasnyy 3 года назад +34

      I’m pretty sure it’s a blanket.

    • @skylarwilliams6408
      @skylarwilliams6408 2 года назад +1

      Jennifer wilson Mark is just COOL in it hehe

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen 2 года назад

      999th like 👀

  • @ronaldstew5267
    @ronaldstew5267 4 года назад +760

    The “little man” basically moves you to the nearest unowned property after your roll. If everything is owned then he moves you to the nearest property you don’t own meaning you will always land on another player’s property. Doubles also negate the skill

    • @hermandegreat4168
      @hermandegreat4168 4 года назад +13

      Could u explain 37:11 tho

    • @draqbush74
      @draqbush74 4 года назад +12

      @MR. ANONYMOUS nope

    • @philipliao4006
      @philipliao4006 4 года назад +25

      @@hermandegreat4168 Basically, bob rolled a 6 which would have put him on park place, however, because he rolled a monopoly man, it moved him to the next property that he doesn't own, Bob owned the brown color set and all the trains, so he skipped both of those and moved directly to Markiplier's light blue set.

    • @localtortoise
      @localtortoise 4 года назад +2

      @@philipliao4006 *Boardwalk

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 4 года назад +2

      @@philipliao4006 also since he rolled a six, it moved him to his next unowned property AFTER six, hence why he went so far, and why even if you roll a monopoly, it won't just send you to the next UNOWNED property, but to the one after your role.

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 4 года назад +2544

    “I think the game’s about to start ending”
    -Bob, about 30 minutes into a 52 minute video

    • @Sharkz117
      @Sharkz117 4 года назад +51

      Well, he wasn't entirely wrong. The halfway point of the video (or anything else) is the beginning of the end.

    • @jacksonrich4360
      @jacksonrich4360 4 года назад +7

      Start ending, not end ending

    • @Notmefuckyou
      @Notmefuckyou 4 года назад +2

      It was a very drawn out end of the game and it was great.

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 3 года назад

      Yup

  • @chanceshadow
    @chanceshadow 4 года назад +792

    Fun Fact: The Monopoly Man on the Red Dice takes place AFTER you move the number of spaces on your dice, even if the number you rolled put you on an unowned or enemy property already.

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 4 года назад +34

      This board game has so many useless rules

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 4 года назад +54

      @@Lofi.z34 the extra dice is already a useless extra rule introduced by the game version.... And hiding out in jail is also debatable, my family has a rule that you don't get money from someone standing on your properties while you're in jail

    • @gigachud666
      @gigachud666 4 года назад +85

      @@mataskart9894 according to standard Monopoly rules, you can collect rent in jail as well as buy, sell and trade. It isn't debatable at all.

    • @yashjoseph3544
      @yashjoseph3544 3 года назад +43

      @@mataskart9894 The extra die was added to speed up the game. It isn't really that useless.

    • @lil_biscuit
      @lil_biscuit 3 года назад +10

      Matas Kart my family’s rule is you can’t manage properties in jail but you still earn money

  • @BubbasRadioStation
    @BubbasRadioStation 3 года назад +676

    I love that when bob gets sick and runs to the bathroom, then comes back and explains what's going on. you can see mark grabbing his phone and im assuming hes texting bob if hes alright and if they need to stop recording. That really shows that Mark cares about his friends

  • @evanwalchak7762
    @evanwalchak7762 4 года назад +727

    I love how the stakes in this game got so high that Jail become the safest space.

    • @eskel4743
      @eskel4743 4 года назад +45

      It literally became a battlefield littered with land mines 😂😂😂

    • @trisar2146
      @trisar2146 4 года назад +80

      That's how a lot of Monopoly games tend to go. When a majority of the board is owned and houses/hotels start getting put down, Jail is the safe place because you don't risk losing all your money due to landing on the other players' properties, but you can still collect rent from them landing on yours.

    • @davidnoahperkins
      @davidnoahperkins 4 года назад +22

      Pros use the same strategy, though idk if you could call it a strategy when it’s chance

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +2

      I really like your pfp, because it helps me realize how far gone I truly am.

    • @eskel4743
      @eskel4743 4 года назад +1

      @@davidnoahperkins still it's terrifying in a way

  • @kittywithagun7742
    @kittywithagun7742 4 года назад +540

    My therapist : Possessed Wade isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Possessed Wade : *38:39*

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 3 года назад +169

    "What does the man do?"
    "NOTHING ON A DOUBLE!"

  • @vectorsigma6757
    @vectorsigma6757 4 года назад +197

    43:52 "This is the richest I've been in phawkeen decades!" killed me! :D

  • @tayyabnaveed8601
    @tayyabnaveed8601 4 года назад +1582

    Mark had the prefect opportunity to sing "I don't wanna be freeeeee."

    • @SneakyLily
      @SneakyLily 4 года назад +31

      @Draxus Aznieta Yeah he already made the joke on the previous one.

    • @lewismackay635
      @lewismackay635 4 года назад +1

      This is shite

    • @SleepyyBox
      @SleepyyBox 4 года назад +7

      tolstyy Why try and prison break

    • @tayyabnaveed8601
      @tayyabnaveed8601 4 года назад +9

      @Draxus Aznieta Ah shoot, I forgot

    • @coolcatrandom970
      @coolcatrandom970 4 года назад +4

      Tayyab Naveed he did that last time

  • @rebeccahutchison474
    @rebeccahutchison474 4 года назад +2232

    Funniest part of this video.
    Wade: “Don’t worry Mark; I got money; I’m on my way.”

    • @cittrangenericlastname8616
      @cittrangenericlastname8616 4 года назад +24

      I dunno. Personally, I think the entire sequence of events starting just after 35:30 was hilarious considering Wade was dunking on Mark for buying those houses just a few minutes before that.

    • @ukesnotnukes4083
      @ukesnotnukes4083 4 года назад +6

      Famous last words

    • @brokenalex3304
      @brokenalex3304 3 года назад +6

      Second was
      I Wanna GO TO JAIL I BEEN A BAD BAD BOY

    • @Kir0nixx_
      @Kir0nixx_ 3 года назад +2

      "iT's pRiCeY"

    • @Chara-pc1qq
      @Chara-pc1qq 3 года назад

      "I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna stab someone in the face. I'm gonna find a police officer, tell them I found a child trapped in a well, bring them there, murder a child and throw the child into the well- I'm going to jail!"

  • @GlitteredLights
    @GlitteredLights 3 года назад +351

    wade saying "little man!" every time the monopoly man shows up gives me so much serotonin

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Год назад +6

      🎵Little man
      When you stand by my side!
      Then I know I don't have to hide
      From anyone!🎵

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 7 месяцев назад +2

      This is sorta related but my brother and I love lizards - we live in the city so we mostly just see common garden lizards (the small ones) hanging around in the sun or in our backyard. I think it was me who started calling them “little man” or “little men” whenever I saw one, and my brother caught on. So now whenever one of us sees a lizard, we tell the other “Em, come over here! It’s a little man!” or “Cam, there’s a little man out there!”
      :j

  • @kcodydansereau5757
    @kcodydansereau5757 4 года назад +778

    Mark: "Why are your biceps burnin'?"
    Wade: "Because I jog weird"

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 3 года назад +2

      Does he jog by walking on his hands??!

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 3 года назад +15

      he grabs the big toe in each foot and then jogs maintaining the position

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 3 года назад

      I never realized how weird that was XD. For real? How weird do you jog!?

    • @anime4life1999
      @anime4life1999 3 года назад +7

      Fun fact: There are actually biceps in your thighs! They’re called Biceps femoris sooo technically he was jogging normally!

  • @artsy_coward885
    @artsy_coward885 4 года назад +757

    38:20
    *Mark starts panicking then screams*
    *screen fades to black*
    I was half expecting to hear a ticking clock lmao

    • @dellarosa1716
      @dellarosa1716 4 года назад +35

      I was confused when I didn't.

    • @jaehaalexander1172
      @jaehaalexander1172 4 года назад +27

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS anyways...... byyyyyyye!!!!

    • @samyakshah2040
      @samyakshah2040 4 года назад +7

      My phone alerted me of my battery at 10% and that scared the shit out of me when the screen was black

    • @yeetusskeetus1441
      @yeetusskeetus1441 4 года назад +1

      @Artsy_ Coward
      IKR LOL 😂

    • @sheop874
      @sheop874 4 года назад +4

      Whell wouldn't you look at us. Unes unes my friend.

  • @rsvng
    @rsvng 4 года назад +719

    Wade: “THAT WAS SOO DUMB MARK”
    *Mark gets profit from the blue*

    • @ilaytzirin923
      @ilaytzirin923 4 года назад +5

      And SO MUCH

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 года назад +4

      Funny that wade said that too :)

    • @PirateDad12
      @PirateDad12 4 года назад +3

      Wade: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @bellaboone5446
    @bellaboone5446 3 года назад +237

    I have been laughing at Mark during 35:40 for the past 5 minutes. He got so hype when he realized Wade was screwed

  • @tysonvert7027
    @tysonvert7027 4 года назад +336

    The entire comment section has devolved into "I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee" and explaining how the little man works.

  • @capmari7221
    @capmari7221 4 года назад +692

    Mark: "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"
    Government: You in prison boi
    Mark: "Awh God damnit"
    Me: "Holy shit... I forgot to pay the water bill!"

    • @underdog1656
      @underdog1656 4 года назад +8

      THE GOVERNMENT IS UNCHECKED BUT CHECKS US

    • @Wavepush
      @Wavepush 4 года назад +12

      But you don't have to pay the water bill in prison
      Better yet, you don't have to be a thousandnaire

    • @FirstLast-ju2ef
      @FirstLast-ju2ef 4 года назад +2

      UnderDog yes!
      Your comment is underrated

    • @underdog1656
      @underdog1656 4 года назад

      @@FirstLast-ju2ef what can i say, im an underrated guy ^^

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809 4 года назад +365

    _"Lets see how much money I owe the government now."_
    *- Life in a nutshell*

    • @Lats-li3mt
      @Lats-li3mt 4 года назад +1

      Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
      Also called, Animal crossing

  • @overthinker6446
    @overthinker6446 4 года назад +123

    35:42 I just imagine if Amy entered at this time ( even if we know she has probably seen every possible things already )

  • @egorex1834
    @egorex1834 Год назад +74

    3:33 Wade wasn't playing Monopoly yesterday.
    3:52 Wade rage screams
    4:07 Bob gets another double.
    5:11 I won't, I shan't, I shon't
    6:00 Bob lands on Boardwalk. It seems his luck from the last game still works.
    8:00 Wade: advances 3 spaces. Game: go back 3 spaces.
    12:40 Mark goes to jail again.
    14:19 Wade gets Park Place
    16:50 Gotta go fast, just like my income. -Wade
    20:32 Wade ask chat whether to pay the 100$ or throw his computer out of his office.
    24:30 Wade wants to go to jail.
    26:45 Wade makes a daring trade.
    27:40 Wade puts houses on Boardwalk and Park Place. Mark and Bob start to sweat.
    28:50 Mark lands in between Boardwalk and Park Place.
    32:07 Mark sells green houses for light blue. Wade says he's never seen a dumber play.
    33:20 Wade: I see that I have backed myself into a horrible corner. Or a horner.
    35:32 Wade gets hit with karma.
    37:20 Bob should have landed on Boardwalk but Little Man saves him.
    38:36 Wade rage
    41:30 Mark had the choice to go to jail. Doesn't take it. Regrets it.
    42:51 "I need 8eight and no fucking children to take you away from me." -Wade.
    43:00 Mark rolls triples. Willingly goes to jail.
    43:50 "This is the richest I've been in fawkin decades." -Wade. Also puts more houses on blue.
    45:25 Wade rolls doubles. "I'm broke again, jesus balls." then realizes he's in hell.
    47:30 Bob: What does the man do? Mark: in demon voice "Nothing on a double!"
    49:50 Mark loses connection. AI Vincenzo takes control. Spends all his money.

    • @AUserThatIsDeleted
      @AUserThatIsDeleted 8 месяцев назад +3

      Why was he so mad at 38:36? Am I missing something?

    • @egorex1834
      @egorex1834 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@AUserThatIsDeleted Wade must have been really hoping that Little Man sends Mark to one of the blues. Unfortunately, he was way too far away.

  • @psiimoth
    @psiimoth 4 года назад +542

    “This can only be good things for ol’ Wadey”
    Narrator voice: in fact, it could not.

    • @KovenKitten
      @KovenKitten 4 года назад +14

      psiimoth when I see narrator voice, I read it with Morgan Freeman's voice. He has a really good narrator voice.

    • @psiimoth
      @psiimoth 4 года назад +4

      Renee St. Michael I tend to think of Rod Serling (of the old series of The Twilight Zone) for a narrator voice- Morgan Freeman is probably the second I’d think of, and then David Attenborough (the nature documentary guy)

    • @angelbyte9580
      @angelbyte9580 4 года назад +3

      I immediately think of Your Narrator and read it in his voice wow

    • @BroodierLily296
      @BroodierLily296 4 года назад

      Angelbyte bruh same! (From joshdub, right? I know narrator has his own channel to)

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 4 года назад +1

      I always imagine the narrator from Hitchhiker's Guide. Dunno why, I just do.

  • @PhoenixBorealis
    @PhoenixBorealis 4 года назад +482

    "Don't worry, Mark, I got money, and I'm on my way." Wade is hilarious when he resigns himself to losing. XD Poor Wade!

  • @Systematic17
    @Systematic17 11 месяцев назад +36

    For anyone who still watches this on repeat and now notices the small details I love that Wade says "for the love of *insert religious figure here*" it made me laugh so hard 🤣😂 5:30

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 4 года назад +248

    In a previous video: “You guys wanna play again?” -Wade.
    In this video: “We should never play Monopoly again.” -Wade.

  • @bball5394
    @bball5394 4 года назад +793

    Wonder which game is more damaging to their friendship. Monopoly, Uno, or Human Fall Flat........

    • @CrazyMCLover
      @CrazyMCLover 4 года назад +40

      ooo, that's a tough one, i'd say human fall flat

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 4 года назад +57

      @@CrazyMCLover no question, human fall flat. wade is hanging on by a thread

    • @prajwalr456
      @prajwalr456 4 года назад +2

      Monopoly for sure

    • @TheCharkan
      @TheCharkan 4 года назад +6

      Uno cause dmg to wade's hand!!! Real phisical pain!!!!

    • @nenapennington9866
      @nenapennington9866 4 года назад +22

      Could you imagine them livestreaming play all three games together back to back.. There would be chaos. 😂

  • @snailsnail7893
    @snailsnail7893 4 года назад +243

    "Stop making me laugh, I'm trying to be brooding"
    Me and my friends.

  • @elfinheimer3816
    @elfinheimer3816 2 года назад +69

    Man being on mushrooms and hearing them say “little man” with such happiness in their voices was something else

  • @flumfybud
    @flumfybud 4 года назад +36

    I am starting a petition that you guys MUST keep playing this game until Wade wins a match AUTHENTICALLY. That is, no rigged trades to guarantee his victory.
    (don't tell them that this will keep this series going forever)

  • @zachariahboss
    @zachariahboss 4 года назад +310

    Man, I love Mark. Seriously, in times like these, and really any shitty times tbh, the little things matter so much more, and being able to watch a silly video like this just brings joy in stressful times. The fact that Mark has such a wide range of content, from stupid funny shit to genuinely life-saving speeches and fundraisers that last for many hours, is truly inspiring. Thank you, Mark, for all that you do. You mean the world to me and so many others, and while you may deny any responsibility for us doing better, you are a force of positivity, so you deserve a heartful thanks and all the love in the world.

    • @star-2188
      @star-2188 4 года назад +9

      I very much agree

    • @gunnervrog
      @gunnervrog 4 года назад +7

      @@star-2188 we all should and hopefully do

    • @AshleyGossett
      @AshleyGossett 4 года назад +8

      Preech! Exactly what I think.

    • @star-2188
      @star-2188 4 года назад +7

      Yeah it makes me sick that some people post and say bad things about him when he has saved lives

    • @jacobross1400
      @jacobross1400 4 года назад +5

      Amen to that!

  • @deaglelover6942
    @deaglelover6942 4 года назад +785

    Nobody:
    Everybody:
    Nobody:
    Markiplier: Making everyones quarantine better

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 4 года назад +24

      Deagle lover69 Wow I love how original your comment is. I’ve never seen that comment before.

    • @evanvincent9356
      @evanvincent9356 4 года назад +18

      R Films Yeah, I REALLY love this comment format, very underused

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 4 года назад +1

      It also makes markiplier go overboard when given money

    • @rhyzemz6931
      @rhyzemz6931 4 года назад +11

      Omg this format is soooo underrated never saw it before

    • @potatogaming6848
      @potatogaming6848 4 года назад

      Very true

  • @audreysimpson7417
    @audreysimpson7417 3 года назад +88

    Funniest part was when Wade said, “For the love of *insert religious figure here* let me roll” I literally lost my mind laughing😂

  • @dakotamatheson9884
    @dakotamatheson9884 4 года назад +171

    Wade: "We should never play Monopoly again."
    *Next Episode*
    Markiplier: Who's up for Monopoly?
    Wade: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

  • @sabrinazanger2761
    @sabrinazanger2761 4 года назад +445

    Mark: Posts a 52min video
    Me: “Get the snacks”

    • @tessajephcott4189
      @tessajephcott4189 4 года назад +10

      Me: *constantly has snacks near since quarantine*

    • @nicolewelch6165
      @nicolewelch6165 4 года назад +5

      I didnt even realize it was THAT LONG

    • @nicholassheppard7941
      @nicholassheppard7941 4 года назад +3

      @@nicolewelch6165 me FUCKING either. It felt like 15-20

    • @nawfalhaddad4798
      @nawfalhaddad4798 4 года назад

      Me: ''Grab something to drink''

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 4 года назад +2

      @@tessajephcott4189 I had snacks stashed everywhere anyways, but quarentine has significanly amplified my snack stashes.

  • @skysplicer
    @skysplicer 4 года назад +675

    19:15 that was so wholesome that they delayed the game so that bob could still play the game with them instead of quitting and starting a new game.

    • @crapsound
      @crapsound 3 года назад +3

      They gotta do that unless it's Wade because Bob can get so salty their whole game can get ruined.

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder 3 года назад +39

      @@crapsound They didn't have to and Bob wouldn't have been too mad I'm sure

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 4 месяца назад +1

      Why would they do that? It was such a great game

  • @breemarkov4841
    @breemarkov4841 Год назад +20

    Wade: we should never play monopoly again
    and then they didn't

  • @akhilsurjith2496
    @akhilsurjith2496 3 года назад +79

    Mark: *leaves game*
    Vincenzo: I'm about to spend this mans whole career.

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 4 года назад +295

    "Monopoly is the friendship destroyer"
    Me: *Yeah, I think we got that*

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 года назад +204

    I'm beginning to think Bob wasn't joking when he said he had "host always wins" turned on.

  • @chaosmonkey691
    @chaosmonkey691 4 года назад +44

    15:09
    "You know what I've already gotten the go to jail card so I should be..." **fine**

  • @withdrawn_illustrator356
    @withdrawn_illustrator356 4 года назад +74

    The last 20 m‘minutes was literally them tight roping across town slowly giving each other money

    • @llamaczech
      @llamaczech 3 года назад +2

      So you mean the last 20 mins is a game of Monopoly?

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel 4 года назад +77

    Anyone else love how perfectly Wade says "Little man!" every time Monopoly dude gets rolled XD

  • @gryffinpuff4343
    @gryffinpuff4343 4 года назад +166

    “Don’t make me laugh; I’m trying to be brooding.”
    -Bob, 2020

  • @nebulatheowl
    @nebulatheowl 4 года назад +83

    Little Man: The machinations of my mind are an enigma.

  • @ecc2823
    @ecc2823 4 года назад +27

    Wade saying "Little Man! :)" warms my heart and replenishes my electrolytes

  • @othertracy2
    @othertracy2 4 года назад +139

    I love Queen; “Don’t stop me now, I’m having a time. And it’s a good.”

    • @isabellapalino1813
      @isabellapalino1813 4 года назад +4

      Trey Mills Currently laughing my ass off about that. 🤣

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 года назад +1

      That song is a classic

  • @rozmansj
    @rozmansj 4 года назад +173

    Mark: “NOO I WANNA GO TO JAIL!!”
    Us: “I don’t wanna be FREEEEEE.”

    • @setheloe7090
      @setheloe7090 4 года назад +3

      *_Y A N C Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

  • @raining_in_autumn
    @raining_in_autumn 4 года назад +183

    Mark: "I'm gonna be ..." was probably about to say "fine"
    Mark: get's fine-d
    guys,, he wasn't wrong

  • @somegameplayvids1720
    @somegameplayvids1720 4 года назад +70

    Wade singing: "Don't stop me now..."
    MARK GETTING HIT BY THE SUN ON HIS CHEEK
    Me: "Burn baby burn"

  • @crazyappleph
    @crazyappleph 4 года назад +61

    Markiplier and Bob about to have the Monopoly 1v1 of a lifetime.
    Monopoly: NOPE

  • @samnemeth-smyth6109
    @samnemeth-smyth6109 4 года назад +63

    Mark's reaction to Wade's roll at 35:40 is brilliant 😂😂

  • @cullendewalls2145
    @cullendewalls2145 4 года назад +260

    I can't believe I just wasted an hour of my life just to find out they disconnected

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco 4 года назад +62

      So thats why the review of this game is so shit on Steam

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 4 года назад +20

      Bruh SPOILERS-

    • @theal5529
      @theal5529 3 года назад +2

      SPOILERS!

    • @killeville72
      @killeville72 3 года назад +27

      Cinder 5554 that’s why you shouldn’t look at the comments until you finished the video

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 3 года назад +2

      It's like being invested in a movie/tv show only for it to have a shit ending

  • @oleeinarhetland8541
    @oleeinarhetland8541 4 года назад +241

    Alternative title: Mark slowly destroying his relationship with his friends

    • @witnessme9141
      @witnessme9141 4 года назад +6

      If that's the case, that should be the title of every video he plays with his friends.

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 года назад

      Welp. Nothing new

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 года назад +27

    16:53 “Gotta go fast!”
    “Gotta go fabulous!”
    “A P P L E S A P P L E S A P P L E S!”

  • @arise973
    @arise973 4 года назад +21

    That Sonic thing really got me XD
    "Thanks Sonic"
    "Yea.....gotta go fast...just like my income"

  • @Quantum_Magnus
    @Quantum_Magnus 4 года назад +142

    “A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.”
    Ripped directly from the Wiki. It seems that you move the distance on the two white dice, but skip paying/building/etc. and progress immediately to the next opposing-player-owned property.

    • @DemHP.
      @DemHP. 4 года назад +5

      Poor Wade. The game screwed him over so badly

    • @Loot1377
      @Loot1377 4 года назад +1

      wow - thanks for the rules clarification.
      I genuinely thought the game glitched or something 😅

    • @ash_intheclouds
      @ash_intheclouds 4 года назад +2

      Too many words. Don't understand. Try again later.

    • @justinmmos7219
      @justinmmos7219 4 года назад

      my god the little man is little devil

  • @nuclearocean
    @nuclearocean 4 года назад +290

    That's a second certified "Thank you, Ubisoft" moment in a row

  • @insidious654
    @insidious654 3 года назад +43

    33:47 bob’s “who owns the railroad, me owns the railroad” is hilarious

  • @SantiLokyyo
    @SantiLokyyo 2 года назад +8

    38:39 Wade's blood curling scream is the funniest thing I've heard in a good while

  • @pastself9256
    @pastself9256 4 года назад +80

    For some reason, Wade yelling "Little Man!" makes my day.

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 4 года назад +424

    Me: *About to win Monopoly game by a comfortable margin*
    Also me: *Rolls on railroad owned by rival 16 times in a row and loses*
    Yeah so, can I just uninstall from life? Thanks

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 3 года назад +6

      This joke sucks

    • @universal69
      @universal69 3 года назад +7

      @@Guy.WhoAsked Just like you

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 3 года назад

      @@universal69 guhuhuhu i'm ultimate being because I said "no u" lolol

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 2 года назад

      I think that's the wrong game lol

  • @samgalaxygaming7314
    @samgalaxygaming7314 4 года назад +14

    47:15
    “I’m just praying I don’t make parole”. -A heist with markiplier

  • @VashSpiegel
    @VashSpiegel 4 года назад +32

    I think, "little man" + roll count = go 'roll count' spaces, then advance to the next property not owned by you.

  • @lauraavalos9679
    @lauraavalos9679 4 года назад +226

    Mark: repeats “the browns are unowned” about 47 times throughout the game
    Bob: *lands on brown* “is this one unowned????!!” 25:31
    Mark: “.... y i s “

    • @gabeonigkeit4094
      @gabeonigkeit4094 4 года назад +3

      "The browns are unowned" is also what Abraham Lincoln said after signing the Emancipation Proclamation.

  • @michaelnelson1362
    @michaelnelson1362 4 года назад +190

    everytime they say little man
    my mind: "youre in my world now not your world , and ive got friends on the other side"

    • @sarahgreenfield4907
      @sarahgreenfield4907 4 года назад +9

      he's got friends on the other side

    • @KingVasuki
      @KingVasuki 4 года назад +13

      "That's an echo, gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't you worry"

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +8

      🎶 _Sit down at my table_
      _Put your minds at ease_
      _If you relax, it will enable me to do_
      _Anything I please_ 🎶

    • @chrishansen1080
      @chrishansen1080 4 года назад +1

      Im so confused am i missing something?

    • @yeplife3135
      @yeplife3135 4 года назад +6

      @@chrishansen1080 It's a song from the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog called Friends on the Other Side.

  • @XSacredX27
    @XSacredX27 Год назад +13

    Wade: The deal I did, really hurt me
    Mark: That was your best play to possibly have a chance of winning.
    Also Wade: *I know it was*
    Never change Wade, never change.

  • @giantseamonster8485
    @giantseamonster8485 3 года назад +21

    Watching Mark and Wade try to stall while Bob was away was really funny

  • @uncreativeluser5670
    @uncreativeluser5670 4 года назад +83

    *jail suddenly becomes the best place on the Monopoly board*
    *”i dOn’T wAnNa Be FrEeEeEe” intensifies*

  • @echfx9201
    @echfx9201 4 года назад +152

    Me: I want to see some horror games!
    Mark: Let’s play monopoly
    Me: *fair enough*

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 года назад +2

      He just posted 3 horror videos in a row, stop being greedy.

    • @ladylad2763
      @ladylad2763 4 года назад

      Monopoly is horror, just with friendships instead of bodys and cadavers.

    • @Romain73150
      @Romain73150 4 года назад +1

      @@ladylad2763 Monopoly : Friendship is horrible

  • @christopherbump5598
    @christopherbump5598 Год назад +4

    “Gotta go fast, just like my income!” I can not relate to a statement anymore than I relate to this

  • @shayleemagoo11
    @shayleemagoo11 4 года назад +19

    Wade: "Little man!"
    Me: thank you for the serotonin

  • @everhartpetrichor
    @everhartpetrichor 4 года назад +354

    38:27 I legitimately expected the Unus Annus clock to start ticking there

    • @nikkilyn2657
      @nikkilyn2657 4 года назад +7

      Bas Howells Same!!!

    • @reddude9415
      @reddude9415 4 года назад +1

      But instead you get pissed off wade🤣🤣

    • @reneejordan8490
      @reneejordan8490 3 года назад +3

      I got an ad....🙂

    • @zhaky7265
      @zhaky7265 3 года назад +4

      this thing hit differently now

    • @quizemblorf
      @quizemblorf 3 года назад +1

      @@zhaky7265 Yeah

  • @yoinkysploinky5102
    @yoinkysploinky5102 4 года назад +72

    that sums up life entirely Mark
    "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"

  • @amandamichelletenney
    @amandamichelletenney Год назад +9

    36:25 the threateningly sinister music that suddenly cuts out when Mark changes tone 🤣🤣 perfection 👌🏼

  • @basicallyjon8515
    @basicallyjon8515 2 года назад +7

    Wade's journey this game is the ultimate tear-jerker. The story of a man who was phuked over by the universe, having the worst luck in Monopoly history.

  • @sabrinazanger2761
    @sabrinazanger2761 4 года назад +101

    These boys are literally my family playing monopoly

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +125

    The tabletop version is clearly superior, because you can take as long as you want, you can barter the weirdest shit, you only play during a power outage, and the banker always wins!
    *cough*

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 4 года назад +16

      Also, there's no horseshit monopoly man rando dice, and the game doesn't quit out randomly.

    • @DemHP.
      @DemHP. 4 года назад +3

      *You right*

    • @callak_9974
      @callak_9974 4 года назад +4

      Unless you are playing the version of Monopoly that uses the digital money, not the paper. That or the batteries die out, because it's been sitting unplayed for months.

    • @gn4w
      @gn4w 4 года назад +1

      social distancing: *blocks you*

    • @shogunbirds6589
      @shogunbirds6589 4 года назад

      The banker doesn't win if the banker goes bankrupt.

  • @anonymouslegion3603
    @anonymouslegion3603 2 года назад +3

    44:25 Mark turns into the Grinch.

  • @bitsy_0523
    @bitsy_0523 2 года назад +33

    35:39, OMG the instant karma for Wade when kept shit-talking mark's strat and he is literally forced to go for mark's properties cuz he has no other choices. XDD

  • @LuckiiLuci
    @LuckiiLuci 4 года назад +91

    When Mark kept saying I love jail I get reminded of his “I don’t want to be free” song.

  • @graceyi7107
    @graceyi7107 4 года назад +92

    “I’ve never seen a dumber play!”
    This is coming from the man who just traded almost all of his property for boardwalk.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch 4 года назад +5

      honestly his only chance of a comeback. You can't fight the other players with 3 railroads and utility properties.

    • @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai
      @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai 4 года назад +2

      Good or not, it made the episode _extremely_ interesting. The whole board changed _immediately_ and everyone’s standings changed with it. I was on the edge of my seat for the rest of the episode until his luck utterly shit on him.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch 4 года назад

      @Mitchell Horn
      With 4 railroads in an early gamestate when there are no or very few houses, true.
      But with 3 and when more than half the board is already littered with houses, very unlikely.