THIS GAME WILL BE THE END OF US... | Monopoly
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Monopoly is the friendship destroyer... the bond breaker... the world annihilator... and it will be the end of us all.
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“There should be a cemetery where you can come visit me!”
You’re bankrupt Wade, not dead.
R Films ya
Yeah a park bench with the player avatar taking a sip from a brown bag would be more fitting.
Same difference
In they eyes of Corporate-America it's the same thing. :/
Then it'll be a homeless shelter
I love how they’ve determined what the little man does almost every episode just to forget about it the next episode
To put it in Bobs words: “We understand what the little man does, we just don’t want to”
It’s really obvious how it works, too; it makes no sense how they not only forget, but can’t figure it out.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 Then explain it please.
@@ianemerson2704 it takes you to the next property after your roll that is not owned by you
@Arjun Bali i think thats actually just them forgetting, in comparison to the denial of The Man
I love how Mark is constantly jeopardizing his friendships with two of his closest friends for our entertainment. First Uno and now this.
This is a test of friendship
Being able to endure all this and remain in good terms
Is true friendship
Or they just stay because he has 20 million subscribers
Sacrifices must be made
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@@DerpaTurtle struck gold with this comment
The moment of realization on Mark's face when rolled triple 1s and figured out he could choose to go to jail was just spectacular
read this just as it was happening, cheers bud!
I didn't realize you could still be a real estate magnate from inside jail
dyslexicfaser ever seen Arrested Development? XD
Jail is best square
whats the time stamp for that?
“I think the games about to start ending”
_22 minutes left in the video_
Why do I hear boss music
@Jonathan Stansbury I've know that since I was 8.
You can basiclly played whole day for 1 game
@@pherlong7 must be an Octopath Traveler boss
yea thats usually how monopoly goes
Funniest part of this video.
Wade: “Don’t worry Mark; I got money; I’m on my way.”
I dunno. Personally, I think the entire sequence of events starting just after 35:30 was hilarious considering Wade was dunking on Mark for buying those houses just a few minutes before that.
Famous last words
Second was
I Wanna GO TO JAIL I BEEN A BAD BAD BOY
"iT's pRiCeY"
"I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna stab someone in the face. I'm gonna find a police officer, tell them I found a child trapped in a well, bring them there, murder a child and throw the child into the well- I'm going to jail!"
Bob: Doesn't play for 0.5 seconds
Ubisoft: Y O U R E I N T R O U B L E
Giant Quack So you have chosen....bankruptcy.
Somewhat out of context Monopoly story:
I had family over at my house during a blackout, so we decided to play Monopoly.
That game lasted from 7 pm to 5 am. Around 2 am I lost a tooth.
I won.
The tooth of luck
that game lasted 10 HOURS- h-how?
@@celestialdetective The longest game of Monopoly ever played was was like 90 hours or something!
And once the game was played in a bathtub!
- just some fun facts no one asked for!
@@vectorsigma6757 Thank you Wonderful being
How did you lose a tooth??
Mark: **Gets to pick where he moves.**
Also Mark: **Deep breath** " I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
@Urazz didn't help that Bob broke INTO jail....
The rest of the game, imo, is basically nullified for obvious reasons.... Though Bob still would've won
Mark had the prefect opportunity to sing "I don't wanna be freeeeee."
@Draxus Aznieta Yeah he already made the joke on the previous one.
This is shite
tolstyy Why try and prison break
@Draxus Aznieta Ah shoot, I forgot
Tayyab Naveed he did that last time
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: "Put me in jail. I'm a bad, bad boy!"
Ya he really don't wanna be freeee
Hayden Smith lmaooo
I dont wanna be freee
Hey, there's a difference between liking anal and masochism. Though they would make a good duo.
He only wants to be in jail to see if he can handle being in jail, because when he was younger he was too poor to afford a prison. Now he can go beyond.
I Love Wade's slow descent into insanity throughout the entire episode XD
Whilst Bob is getting everything he wants, and Mark is just... existing
Because Bob was so salty in their previous game when the game made him go bankrupt for being idle too long I think.
So they had to do everything they can to make Bob happy.
@@crapsound and then blueball him into never playing again, yep totally not a goddamn coincidence
Slow descent? He's playing Monopoly. Pretty sure he's already there
I feel like Wade deserves some credit, because he was pretty shit outta luck, and he turned what was basically a 0% chance of winning into like a 5% chance, which is like the best you could do
one bad roll from either mark or bob and wade would have won hands down
He coukd've won right there and then when both Mark AND Bob rolled to Boardwall but MM was like, "Nah."
Slow actin-tinactin kinda luck
You know what they say about the lesser of two evils
If it is 0% chance of winning, it cannot turn into a chance of winning, or it is not a 0% chance of winning, but a number that is not 0 can raise the chance of winning, so it is 0.1% to a 5% I guess :P
Bob or Mark: *about to progress to the end of the game*
Monopoly: "I'm about to do what's called a Pro Gamer Move."
Everyone comment this so mark can see this and how monopoly man red dice work
A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.
"this is big brain time"
38:20
*Mark starts panicking then screams*
*screen fades to black*
I was half expecting to hear a ticking clock lmao
I was confused when I didn't.
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS anyways...... byyyyyyye!!!!
My phone alerted me of my battery at 10% and that scared the shit out of me when the screen was black
@Artsy_ Coward
IKR LOL 😂
Whell wouldn't you look at us. Unes unes my friend.
Fun Fact: The Monopoly Man on the Red Dice takes place AFTER you move the number of spaces on your dice, even if the number you rolled put you on an unowned or enemy property already.
This board game has so many useless rules
@@Lofi.z34 the extra dice is already a useless extra rule introduced by the game version.... And hiding out in jail is also debatable, my family has a rule that you don't get money from someone standing on your properties while you're in jail
@@mataskart9894 according to standard Monopoly rules, you can collect rent in jail as well as buy, sell and trade. It isn't debatable at all.
@@mataskart9894 The extra die was added to speed up the game. It isn't really that useless.
Matas Kart my family’s rule is you can’t manage properties in jail but you still earn money
Wade:”imma get 3 properties in one turn!!” *fails*
Bob, immediately after: *accidentally gets 3 properties in one turn and hates it*
My therapist : Possessed Wade isn't real, he can't hurt you
Possessed Wade : *38:39*
BARBARAAAA
I saw that 3 times and i bursted out of laughter
But a wade is real
What about Wade at 3:55
Holy he l l-
Yancy: “so whata you’zes in fer?”
Mark: “I committed a felony so I wouldn’t trespass on someone’s land”
Stolen comment
M Topuchya from who? I didn’t see any comment like mine
"I committed a felony to not commit a felony"
@@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 i forgot lol
It was a month ago
Wade: “THAT WAS SOO DUMB MARK”
*Mark gets profit from the blue*
And SO MUCH
Funny that wade said that too :)
Wade: *surprised pikachu face*
Man, I love Mark. Seriously, in times like these, and really any shitty times tbh, the little things matter so much more, and being able to watch a silly video like this just brings joy in stressful times. The fact that Mark has such a wide range of content, from stupid funny shit to genuinely life-saving speeches and fundraisers that last for many hours, is truly inspiring. Thank you, Mark, for all that you do. You mean the world to me and so many others, and while you may deny any responsibility for us doing better, you are a force of positivity, so you deserve a heartful thanks and all the love in the world.
I very much agree
@@star-2188 we all should and hopefully do
Preech! Exactly what I think.
Yeah it makes me sick that some people post and say bad things about him when he has saved lives
Amen to that!
“This can only be good things for ol’ Wadey”
Narrator voice: in fact, it could not.
psiimoth when I see narrator voice, I read it with Morgan Freeman's voice. He has a really good narrator voice.
Renee St. Michael I tend to think of Rod Serling (of the old series of The Twilight Zone) for a narrator voice- Morgan Freeman is probably the second I’d think of, and then David Attenborough (the nature documentary guy)
I immediately think of Your Narrator and read it in his voice wow
Angelbyte bruh same! (From joshdub, right? I know narrator has his own channel to)
I always imagine the narrator from Hitchhiker's Guide. Dunno why, I just do.
19:15 that was so wholesome that they delayed the game so that bob could still play the game with them instead of quitting and starting a new game.
They gotta do that unless it's Wade because Bob can get so salty their whole game can get ruined.
@@crapsound They didn't have to and Bob wouldn't have been too mad I'm sure
Why would they do that? It was such a great game
Mark wearing his yellow robe everyday is a total quarantine vibe.
its from his podcast and some of the videos are in one sitting
He looks zen. Nice
I’m pretty sure it’s a blanket.
Jennifer wilson Mark is just COOL in it hehe
999th like 👀
_"Lets see how much money I owe the government now."_
*- Life in a nutshell*
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
Also called, Animal crossing
35:42 I just imagine if Amy entered at this time ( even if we know she has probably seen every possible things already )
43:52 "This is the richest I've been in phawkeen decades!" killed me! :D
Mark: Posts a 52min video
Me: “Get the snacks”
Me: *constantly has snacks near since quarantine*
I didnt even realize it was THAT LONG
@@nicolewelch6165 me FUCKING either. It felt like 15-20
Me: ''Grab something to drink''
@@SupernaturalTessa I had snacks stashed everywhere anyways, but quarentine has significanly amplified my snack stashes.
"Stop making me laugh, I'm trying to be brooding"
Me and my friends.
"What does the man do?"
"NOTHING ON A DOUBLE!"
47:39 lmao
Mark: "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"
Government: You in prison boi
Mark: "Awh God damnit"
Me: "Holy shit... I forgot to pay the water bill!"
THE GOVERNMENT IS UNCHECKED BUT CHECKS US
But you don't have to pay the water bill in prison
Better yet, you don't have to be a thousandnaire
UnderDog yes!
Your comment is underrated
@@FirstLast-ju2ef what can i say, im an underrated guy ^^
"Monopoly is the friendship destroyer"
Me: *Yeah, I think we got that*
They deleted their comment
Uno: *Hahahahahaha*
No that's uno
wade saying "little man!" every time the monopoly man shows up gives me so much serotonin
🎵Little man
When you stand by my side!
Then I know I don't have to hide
From anyone!🎵
This is sorta related but my brother and I love lizards - we live in the city so we mostly just see common garden lizards (the small ones) hanging around in the sun or in our backyard. I think it was me who started calling them “little man” or “little men” whenever I saw one, and my brother caught on. So now whenever one of us sees a lizard, we tell the other “Em, come over here! It’s a little man!” or “Cam, there’s a little man out there!”
:j
everytime they say little man
my mind: "youre in my world now not your world , and ive got friends on the other side"
he's got friends on the other side
"That's an echo, gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't you worry"
🎶 _Sit down at my table_
_Put your minds at ease_
_If you relax, it will enable me to do_
_Anything I please_ 🎶
Im so confused am i missing something?
@@chrishansen1080 It's a song from the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog called Friends on the Other Side.
Alternative title: Mark slowly destroying his relationship with his friends
If that's the case, that should be the title of every video he plays with his friends.
Welp. Nothing new
Mark: "Why are your biceps burnin'?"
Wade: "Because I jog weird"
Does he jog by walking on his hands??!
he grabs the big toe in each foot and then jogs maintaining the position
I never realized how weird that was XD. For real? How weird do you jog!?
Fun fact: There are actually biceps in your thighs! They’re called Biceps femoris sooo technically he was jogging normally!
The entire comment section has devolved into "I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee" and explaining how the little man works.
AND feeling sad for wade
i don't wanna be freeeeeeee
Leave me in luxurYyYyYyYy
Markiplier and Bob about to have the Monopoly 1v1 of a lifetime.
Monopoly: NOPE
I have been laughing at Mark during 35:40 for the past 5 minutes. He got so hype when he realized Wade was screwed
38:27 I legitimately expected the Unus Annus clock to start ticking there
Bas Howells Same!!!
But instead you get pissed off wade🤣🤣
I got an ad....🙂
this thing hit differently now
@@zhaky7265 Yeah
that sums up life entirely Mark
"Lets see how much money I owe the government now"
Nobody:
Everybody:
Nobody:
Markiplier: Making everyones quarantine better
Deagle lover69 Wow I love how original your comment is. I’ve never seen that comment before.
R Films Yeah, I REALLY love this comment format, very underused
It also makes markiplier go overboard when given money
Omg this format is soooo underrated never saw it before
Very true
I am starting a petition that you guys MUST keep playing this game until Wade wins a match AUTHENTICALLY. That is, no rigged trades to guarantee his victory.
(don't tell them that this will keep this series going forever)
Mark: “NOO I WANNA GO TO JAIL!!”
Us: “I don’t wanna be FREEEEEE.”
*_Y A N C Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
When Mark kept saying I love jail I get reminded of his “I don’t want to be free” song.
These boys are literally my family playing monopoly
Same here!
True
Christopher Farley I’ll help you
Facts😂
Being even only legally related to them all sounds unlikely, and I doubt you ever played with one of them.
Yada yada fun at parties-meme, blah blah here all week-cliche
Man being on mushrooms and hearing them say “little man” with such happiness in their voices was something else
For some reason, Wade yelling "Little Man!" makes my day.
It really does
Me: I want to see some horror games!
Mark: Let’s play monopoly
Me: *fair enough*
He just posted 3 horror videos in a row, stop being greedy.
Monopoly is horror, just with friendships instead of bodys and cadavers.
@@ladylad2763 Monopoly : Friendship is horrible
Funniest part was when Wade said, “For the love of *insert religious figure here* let me roll” I literally lost my mind laughing😂
Buddha liked that
“I’ve never seen a dumber play!”
This is coming from the man who just traded almost all of his property for boardwalk.
honestly his only chance of a comeback. You can't fight the other players with 3 railroads and utility properties.
Good or not, it made the episode _extremely_ interesting. The whole board changed _immediately_ and everyone’s standings changed with it. I was on the edge of my seat for the rest of the episode until his luck utterly shit on him.
@Mitchell Horn
With 4 railroads in an early gamestate when there are no or very few houses, true.
But with 3 and when more than half the board is already littered with houses, very unlikely.
You know Mark has been spending too much time with Ethan when he starts saying *babyyy* after every other sentence lol
The last 20 m‘minutes was literally them tight roping across town slowly giving each other money
So you mean the last 20 mins is a game of Monopoly?
Mark: *leaves game*
Vincenzo: I'm about to spend this mans whole career.
Wade: we should never play monopoly again
and then they didn't
Alright, so we're back with the only game that can destroy years of friendship in less than an hour - It's Monopoly.
Pfft Mario Kart does that in 3 minutes (Or how ever long a single race is).
well someone definately watches Graystillplays
Its def not the only thing lol, there's still Uno
@@fireryfists You guessed it LMFAO
Wade: "We should never play Monopoly again."
*Next Episode*
Markiplier: Who's up for Monopoly?
Wade: *Vietnam Flashbacks*
can't imagine if you play this with Sean, four people madness LOL
*Seán
@@thelolim___ster *STFU*
😁
@@thelolim___ster Not everyone has cool symbol letters on their keyboards
@@jasmine.p2924 if you use your phone/tablet just hold down on the key. On computer though...good luck lol
Jaeha Alexander
Some people don’t have that either, like me.... ;-;
Little Man: The machinations of my mind are an enigma.
15:09
"You know what I've already gotten the go to jail card so I should be..." **fine**
Wade singing: "Don't stop me now..."
MARK GETTING HIT BY THE SUN ON HIS CHEEK
Me: "Burn baby burn"
"We should never play Monopoly again."
Me from ten years ago, is that you?!
Alternative Name for Monopoly:
Bobopoly
🅱️o🅱️opoly
He polly
boboboly
That Sonic thing really got me XD
"Thanks Sonic"
"Yea.....gotta go fast...just like my income"
One day someone's gonna break their pc over Monopoly.
any specific way the pc would break? throwing it, punching, waterboarding it.
What do you mean someday?
People have destroyed their Monopoly boards even during The Great Depression, I refuse to believe that someone has not broken their computer because of this game.
I did it
23:07 Poor Wade begging for trade scraps!
Bob: He doesn't have anything.
Wade: Wait I do!
Mark: Sorry sorry sorry sorry! Na na na! I don't want to talk to you, sorry. I don't have any spare change right now, come on.
16:53 “Gotta go fast!”
“Gotta go fabulous!”
“A P P L E S A P P L E S A P P L E S!”
Bob: *Lands on Mark's property*
Also Bob: I will never financially recover from this.
Not well said
I find it *so* funny that this is the last time they ever touched Monopoly.
Everytime wade is in a video. Feels like it's just like this desperate feeling of him being like hey guys I still exist. Remember me? Not really? Ok.
Yes. Water is only one of his many curses.
you know Mark means business when he's got his blankie wrapped around his shoulders
I think, "little man" + roll count = go 'roll count' spaces, then advance to the next property not owned by you.
Wade: "Little man!"
Me: thank you for the serotonin
"is 420 the drugs?" - wade 2020
Yes, I too love living in the great year of 202
I was expecting a horror game, then we got another monopoly
this is a horror game...
No difference
You kind of have a point, yes...
@Christopher Farley oh I'm sure this copy-paste comment will get you to 6k subscribers.
@@clayridlon9098 Yeah... I'd recommend "Lords of Vegas" or "Chinatown" over "Monopoly". Though I don't think digital versions exist yet. I know it's a crazy notion but you can play the analog version. Actual dice, pieces, and a board in real life.
33:47 bob’s “who owns the railroad, me owns the railroad” is hilarious
36:25 the threateningly sinister music that suddenly cuts out when Mark changes tone 🤣🤣 perfection 👌🏼
Me: watches markiplier
Markiplier: says something really wrong
Me: * plays monopoly and says the wrong things that markiplier said *
Mom and dad: That sounds nice honey
You are
@Christopher Farley Maybe you should get your subs by making quality content instead of mooching off of Mark and begging?
Christopher Farley stop you haven’t learned your lesson
Did someone delete their reply?
Because this comment thread makes no sense O.o
*when you click so fast RUclips says “no views”
Me: “achievement accomplished”
IKR
I got 4 minutes
Christopher Farley, sure bro
laughter
It might as well be called BOB-OPOLY at this point
"For the love of [insert religious figure here] let me roll!"
Gosh dang it Wade xD
For the love of Ewan McGregor let me roll!
@@wellshit9489 just say god damn. You're not 3 jfc
47:15
“I’m just praying I don’t make parole”. -A heist with markiplier
Mark:"purrrpplleee"
Me: "NO ITS PINK DONT DO THAT ! ITS A HOT. P I N K"
Pinku janai, magenta da!
Wade's journey this game is the ultimate tear-jerker. The story of a man who was phuked over by the universe, having the worst luck in Monopoly history.
This entire series is just like me and my siblings in quarantine.
True cutthroat chaos
@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo did you buy them or did she? Because depending on who bought it, it makes a big difference
I love how Mark, Wade and Bob take games like monopoly and uno so seriously it makes it so much more hilarious 🤣
37:22 Bob went past Boardwalk because his number dice would have landed him on boardwalk. The “little man” then took him past it, and the browns he owned, to marks houses.
"I think he went three octaves, it was beautiful"
-Markiplier, 2020
35:40 When your boss "asks" you to stay late
Mark: *posts a video*
Bots: "dont lie"
This seems like a bot lol
The older I get the more I appreciate Wade's humor.
*Should I be concerned?*
I love how the little man just controls the board
I was just sitting here wheezing when they threw in the first photoshopped face of Wade, 420/69 content
Mark: Wait you just went bankrupt no!
Also Mark: *smiling on the inside*
Monopoly? More like the breaker of relationships.
Christopher Farley I do mind
Christopher Farley dude stop commenting that in every reply section
"Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be brooding."
Me 24/7
Heres why did the little man sent bob to mark's light blue at 37:23
Little man sends you to the next un-owned property but because there was none it sent bob to the nearest property he didnt own.
HOWEVER, Bob rolled a 6 wich was the Exact number he needed for park place, the dice sent him to the next after the roll wich happened to be marks light blue.
Mark: *Actually decides not to throw all of his money at houses*
Mark's replacement: *Immediately spends all the money on houses anyway*
38:26 I was really expecting the Unus Annus clock sound
35:39, OMG the instant karma for Wade when kept shit-talking mark's strat and he is literally forced to go for mark's properties cuz he has no other choices. XDD