I love how it goes so very quickly from Mark asking Lixian if he understands the concept of capitalism, to Lixian owning every single god damn property and collecting money anytime anyone moves.
I’ve seen a bunch of the videos where they all play together but I can still barely tell their voices apart lol is there a time stamp for Lixian’s laugh? This is the first time I’ve ever even heard him talk 😂
Lixian had no real reason to trade with them. He had the last part for all of their monopolies. If they wanted to get something off his hands it would have to be very one-sided. His best bet was to mortgage everything until he could flood boardwalk and Park Place with houses, then just tire them out until they landed.
@@MidoriDragon Obviously the answer is to squabble like idiots over a cookie, bicker, then dicker just a but, and once the inevitable has come to pass, just kind of beg for mercy?
I think the most comedic thing about the whole trade segment is how swiftly the first conversation went with nobody talking over each other. Then the second one was overlapping conversation hell. Then the third was half talking and half barely coherent screaming. “Everything my properties touches is your kingdom.” “I hate you.” “You are-“ “I SWEAR-“ “the one-“ “TO GOD” “the only-” “WADE” “My golden gopher-” *_“NOOOOOOOOOOOO”_*
42:34 theres nothing funnier than the combination of wade giving his speech, lixian pleading wade to stop, bobs uncontrollable laughter, and mark screaming in agony 😂
Lixian is one of the greatest antagonists in fictional history. The emotions he drives out of Mark, Wade and Bob are palpable. The tension he creates can be sliced with a knife. His motives rival the complexity of only the truest of cinematic villainy. Lixian shall forever be hailed as one of the greatest in pop culture.
i like to think Amy is in another room hearing Mark Yelling: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Amy is just: "Not again."
30:19 "Well, I'm just gonna stay here until you guys mutually self destruct and then I'll win" He's been planning his win since the start of this game.
It actually took me 20 fucking minutes just to realize that lixian is actually a person playing with them and not a bot like Barbara xD wtf that dude's so calm and quiet
I'm subscribed to lixian, so I kinda knew it was a real person. My only criticism is, when he streams, he reads chat too much. Basically every second he's not actually playing the game hes reading chat. Which breaks the flow of the story of whatever game he's playing.
Or just play tabletop simulator since actually talking to each other is hard when they're halfway across the country most of the time. And flipping the table is more fun!
What if Lixian and Barbara secretly are working together? There winning loads of games to gather their strength so that they can make an epic ALLIANCE with mark bob and wade
I just realized I accidentally copied your comment, I'm terribly sorry. But also I just finally watched all the endings a week ago and it was the greatest experience of my life
If you don't know about it already, his gaming channel is LixianVG and I absolutely recommend watching his GTA V series (it's with Bob so you get the best of both worlds in laughter)
I don't think Mark will ever live that down. I want that quote to be on his gravestone. If I end up playing Terraria with him by some miracle, and he dies, I'm gonna put "Here lies Markiplier" 'THERE'S A POWER BAR?!'
I loved how quietly Lixian just won the board while the rest were fighting themselves. On top of that, they even pooled all their properties together and it still didn’t even the game out. That’s the best game of monopoly you could ask for
I’ve seen like 20 different versions of Monopoly here (US). I own like 5 different versions of the same game, and it’s weird. No game should have a new version out every few months.
Today's upload includes: - Lixian being a wizard - Angry Southern Mark - Wade's Wood - Wade's anonymous discord chat - Mark's Spirit Bomb - Wade's Battle Cry - Bob and Mark fuse - Wade wasted everyone's time - Lexian and Mark end themselves
The joke was that bob kept saying mark was wades character, so they, in that sense, one in the same, so either wade is incredobly stupid or smarter than he seems
I was having a bad day but that bit where Wade kept trading Mark the same exact thing three times in a row had me in tears and made my chest hurt from how much I was laughing
I haven't even seen endgame, and I already know everything that happens. Just gotta say something. Thanos' end which was one of the 3 endings I wanted him to have And everything else that happened wasn't surprising.
Yeah. I think you probably already know but in one of the 3 Scary Games, I think, & a 3 Satisfying Games, Lixian did a voice-over for both. In the Scary Games one, he nailed the tone so perfectly that I thought it was the game's voice-acting
Haha, i know, it's just the whole situation itself reminded me of that scene. Glad to see that people got my reference though. I deliberately wrote Markimoo because it sounded more similar to the villain's name. "Mar-ki-moo". "Dor-ma-mmu".
Favorite highlights 6:04 "Holy fuck my mother I'll buy it." 12:51 The story of Wade's boner story. 35:05 Mark's speech until he realized the process took longer than his speech. 47:26 The longest turn in Monopoly ends.
mark: **rolls dice and goes bankrupt in jail** monopoly: “AUCTION ALL OF MARK’S PROPERTY” mark: **markiplier.exe has experienced a fatal error** me: **dead**
@@drywalleater883 You must be a new sub if this is behaviour i news to you. On top of that it has been hinted to many times that Wade dont really like Monopoly soooo….
Wade: The man who put up with the great trades and negotiation and should have won Earlier ... Wade: Let's trade Mark: No Wade: Let's trade Mark: No Wade: Let's trade Mark: fine T_T
the whole sequence of wade trading with mark and the auction part immediately after, honestly made me cry. wade is the best, for that he really deserved that win
This is the weirdest game of monopoly I've seen since one of my friends who was acting as referee(we get a little aggressive sometimes and tend to bypass the rules) brought a 38" dildo to monopoly night at Hooters and slapped the disobedient fuckers who didn't follow the rules. My abs hurt from the laughter for the next three days.
I've noticed a pattern whenever Mark plays this game. The way it ends is always when people just up and quit because of all the bullshittery that happens. It's hilarous.
When the great trade of repeating history occured i was crying of laughter to the point where i was asked if i was okay. Then JUST when i finally recovered from such a majesty, the laugh factory went back in business when mark realized all the properties had to be auctioned and made things worse. Truly i have found what joy feels like
> a group of guys ganging up one 1 guy to take him down in a game of "collect valuable shit" > a guy giving up all his most valuable possession to another guy to ensure victory Infinity wars was great guys!
wade: "You should It'd cover up my bald spot" Here we can see wade's Manipulation in play, causing markiplier GREAT confusion, and thus weakening his willpower, allowing for the Broken Trade deal later down the road to be possible
I'm just shocked Mark didn't alt+F4 after the 3rd time Wade tried to trade, or during the auction for this bankrupted properties, out of pure insanity.
The five stages of Monopoly:
-Happiness
-Anger
-Angrier
-Utter Chaos
-The Man
But then you forget the 2 secret stages.
-The Myth
-The Legend
The collective name is H.A.A.U.T.
It's a weird way of spelling hate in Dutch.
-LixianTV
Dude you forgot the last one, *Depression*
NOOOOOO i was the 999th like. god DAMMIT
Im crying
Mark- "You wont do it again"
Wade- *does it again*
Mark- *cries in southern*
Abby ughhh I cannot like so it will stay a glorious 666
Book Worm mood
:?
timestamp
42:42
I love how it goes so very quickly from Mark asking Lixian if he understands the concept of capitalism, to Lixian owning every single god damn property and collecting money anytime anyone moves.
Anyone: breathes
Lixian: "gimme all your money"
"i just had luck on the dice, i didn't do anything special"
- lixian knowing more about capitalism than a lot of americans
It's like he created capitalism.
It's like he created capitalism.
@@kagemushashien8394 Lixian _is_ capitalism.
Lixian is the quiet guy in the group of loud guys, but he's secretly the most powerful of all.
(And his laughter is magical.)
I’ve seen a bunch of the videos where they all play together but I can still barely tell their voices apart lol is there a time stamp for Lixian’s laugh? This is the first time I’ve ever even heard him talk 😂
Lydia Bergeron 3:31
@@littledrummergirl_19 19:15 :)
It's always the quiet ones
I can't even hear him over Wade and Bob >
Wade's genius strat: annoy everyone until they have an aneurism, puke blood and die, making him the last man standing and thus a winner by default.
And it works
this is true, especially since at the beginning he said he didnt even care about winning, psyche!
Im sorry, I can't like. It's at 666 likes
I had a game like this in 3d Monopoly.
Wade: "You guys wanna play again?"
I died.
Lixian: A Broke Monopoly God.
Bob: Surprisingly okay with this.
Mark: The Turd King. (But needs help very badly.)
Wade: Still salty and VERY stubborn.
You right
Wade- also known as me
We can not win later one of them wins. O a troll game
Wade won
"mark I've got a trade"
Same energy as
"Dormamu, I've come to bargin"
But there was no time travel
Yet
No one like anymore
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Kori Kasai Holy hek ur right xD
*plays uno reverse card and go to jail card* no you earned a time out for that one.
40:12 "Mark, I've come to bargain"
41:27 "Mark, I've come to bargain"
42:49 "Mark, I've come to bargain"
Dormamu
@@anarchicpancake2840 The joke flew right over your head didn't it.
Also, his name is Dormammu. If you are going to fail at least get the name right.
@@skyridersilvermoon8240 no i understood the joke
and i have come to bargain
@@anarchicpancake2840 *facepalm*
@@skyridersilvermoon8240 iv'e seen doctor strane
I love how they all immediately see Lixian as the enemy and don't even try to negotiate or trade😂
Lixian had no real reason to trade with them. He had the last part for all of their monopolies. If they wanted to get something off his hands it would have to be very one-sided.
His best bet was to mortgage everything until he could flood boardwalk and Park Place with houses, then just tire them out until they landed.
But how do you try to negotiate with pure power?
Joseph Schultz that’s the problem.... you can’t... he’s to powerful to keep alive
@@josepulgarini1441 I've tried that before. It doesn't work
@@MidoriDragon Obviously the answer is to squabble like idiots over a cookie, bicker, then dicker just a but, and once the inevitable has come to pass, just kind of beg for mercy?
I think the most comedic thing about the whole trade segment is how swiftly the first conversation went with nobody talking over each other. Then the second one was overlapping conversation hell. Then the third was half talking and half barely coherent screaming.
“Everything my properties touches is your kingdom.”
“I hate you.”
“You are-“ “I SWEAR-“ “the one-“ “TO GOD” “the only-” “WADE”
“My golden gopher-”
*_“NOOOOOOOOOOOO”_*
Where can I find this hilarious monstronsity
Majestic Penguin 40:04 gives you the full context you need, and from there, just watch straight through.
Thanks 😂😂😂
@@ratsoup3 thanks bruh, I had the same question
If only Barbara was in this
I can't give you the brown. Turd Town mu- I must stay in Turd Town. It is my curse.
-Markiplier 2019
u right
@@goodmorning4498 someone had to comment
@help. The best quote of the video
42:34 theres nothing funnier than the combination of wade giving his speech, lixian pleading wade to stop, bobs uncontrollable laughter, and mark screaming in agony 😂
Lixian is a master at this game, about 20 minutes in and he had almost every color on the board
Then quits to end game.
Not a master at all, this game is 65% luck 30% anger and 5% skill
Less then 20 min
Gabriel Holliday r/whooosh
He also didn't talk for alot of it
Lixian is one of the greatest antagonists in fictional history. The emotions he drives out of Mark, Wade and Bob are palpable. The tension he creates can be sliced with a knife. His motives rival the complexity of only the truest of cinematic villainy. Lixian shall forever be hailed as one of the greatest in pop culture.
Are you the writer of this fictional history book. If so good first paragraph. 👏👏👏
@@ruin2813 I read the first 3 words and I honestly thought you were gonna say "Are you the president of his fan club?"
@@CallenderMan No. That would be your MOTHER!
I need a Portuguese editor supervillain
@@EchoSD Red spy is in the base
This game can be summarised as
Lixian's magical giggles
Markiplier's southern aggression and pain
Bob being Bob
And Wade
*"And Wade"*
@@xrogue1218 the wadepocalypse
The Greatest Wade Trades of Wade-anity.
And the crimes against wademanity
Wade's morning wood
i like to think Amy is in another room hearing Mark Yelling: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and Amy is just: "Not again."
I think she’s just embraced the madness that comes from Mark by now
@@NateSchulte havn’t we all?
@@doratheexplorer87 True'
Amy: _hears scream_ “I’m glad the boys are having fun.”
Imagine trying to nap while mark is streaming/recording.
Or imagine how worried the doggos get when mark screams lol
Question of the day
Mark: If I get southern when I'm angry, is that southern agression?
Bob: Yes
Mark: *Smiles deeply into the camera*
Life Is Random fucking Alabama and Texas😂 istg
I would say TN but we too nice an more passive aggressive if anything. At mist we'll bitch later to somome about it in private
*INSERTS E MEME*
@@sarhahillsburg5142 Howdy from Knox County. Also sorry for Knox County.
Sarha Hillsburg TN is home to all the people who are too passive aggressive to be passive aggressive so we end up just being aggressive
Lixian is so calm I forgot he was playing... and then IT happened.
So much happened, I'm honestly confused what "It" is
I'd like, but I feel like Thanos would snap me outta existence for ruining the perfect balance.
I accidentally ruined it
@holly grace who is lixian?
Prem Ruklittikul thanks
Ah Monopoly. Destroying families and friendships for decades while secretly teaching math.
I think it teaches how you can pass your responsibilities on others
Who knew
There's a Spanish version of this game.
You forgot about uno
Its also teaching kids at a very young age about the real world
30:19
"Well, I'm just gonna stay here until you guys mutually self destruct and then I'll win"
He's been planning his win since the start of this game.
mark's reaction though
Mark: Oh yeah yeah, whatever man
Mark was ignorant...and so he fell
The ultimate foreshadowing...
Ngl, I rewatched this 6 times throughout the past couple years & I only noticed that now
I can’t believe he foreshadowed the actual ending of this game
Mark: *refuses*
Wade: *repeats the same trade three times with an old english foreign speech*
Mark: *bankrupts afterhand*
So you choose the hard road then.
It actually took me 20 fucking minutes just to realize that lixian is actually a person playing with them and not a bot like Barbara xD wtf that dude's so calm and quiet
Shouvik Hasan Dhrubo honestly same
I'm subscribed to lixian, so I
kinda knew it was a real person.
My only criticism is, when he streams, he reads chat too much. Basically every second he's not actually playing the game hes reading chat. Which breaks the flow of the story of whatever game he's playing.
@@emlynselene1096 oh, this is the first time i actually heard about him. so, that's why i couldn't tell :v
@Whitt Solak really? Didn't know
Well, he is Portuguese. They're nice chill peeps
"eat a Snickers bar",
"Why?"
"You get a little southern when your angry,mark"
You’re not you when you’re southern
"Better, Mark"
Mark: "No, it ain't"
Mark when he's distressed: southern
Bob when he's distressed: french
Wade when he's distressed: kjsoevknVOIJsjfoiVijklJ293N9204HNVIOjf
@@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 as a Southerner, this is true
Would southern people call it a snig-
Ok I’ll stop right there.
40:13 I love how you can close your eyes and hear the 3 stages of Mark realizing what’s going on
This entire sequence just absolutely broke me.
420th like, your welcome
its 12:15 am rn. im laughing so fucking hard at this. thank you.
Late but those 3 stages are
-Unawaraness
-Concern
-Realization
“Yeah - uh huh?”
“Wha…what?”
“Don’t you FUCKING dare…”
Next time, play the actual Board Game. I wanna see who flips the table
Or just play tabletop simulator since actually talking to each other is hard when they're halfway across the country most of the time. And flipping the table is more fun!
Wade
*IDW Prowl drives through the window and transforms to flip the table himself*
@@tracytron7162 So wait...That kinda means he just flipped himself off when you think about it! LOL!
Wade
Lixian: monopoly beast
Wade: rock solid w apparently a moist, humpable mother(grandmother possibly)
Mark: southern agression
Bob: RR/Utility addict
Lixian is like the new Barbara...
Now we just wait for an epic animated battle to be made
Isabella Wang who the feck is Barbara
Barbara, the legendary Uno player.
Name Yeah Barbara is the sworn enemy of Wade’s during Uno
Isabella Wang would Lixian animate it?
What if Lixian and Barbara secretly are working together? There winning loads of games to gather their strength so that they can make an epic ALLIANCE with mark bob and wade
Lixian: "No, I like prison."
My Brain: "I don't wanna be FREE!"
I just realized I accidentally copied your comment, I'm terribly sorry.
But also I just finally watched all the endings a week ago and it was the greatest experience of my life
@@seran3638 No worries, I wouldn't care if you copied my comment on purpose lol, it's just points on the internet that don't mean anything lol.
@@willaubreyjohnson lol I like you, thanks
“Leave me in luxury!”
This comment section is oddly wholesome
Lixian actually has the best laugh.
Literally sounds like a mix of ethan, tyler and jack
Finally a worthy adversary against Bob's laugh.
And it's perfect because the guys have him laughing almost constantly throughout the entire video.
@@zonnytiger2371 That's almost exactly what I was thinking! I was thinking Ethan and Sean.
If you don't know about it already, his gaming channel is LixianVG and I absolutely recommend watching his GTA V series (it's with Bob so you get the best of both worlds in laughter)
Wade: Why didn't *I* know I had a systems slider?!
Mark: *THeReS a pOwER Bar?!*
He needs to post that video
@@michaelsamlal6798 he lost the footage of it I think.
I don't think Mark will ever live that down. I want that quote to be on his gravestone. If I end up playing Terraria with him by some miracle, and he dies, I'm gonna put "Here lies Markiplier"
'THERE'S A POWER BAR?!'
GOLF WITH FRIENDS INTENSIFIES
*_MY MIC WAS IN THE WAY OF IT, I, I- I'VE BEEN USING THE WHITE BAR!! THAT YOU EXTEND!! AS A GUIDELINE!!!!_*
41:16
Wade be like: Dormammu, I've come to bargain
Ha. I get it
You right
oooooOOOoooOOh a marvel fan hello friend
YESSSSSSSS
That scene had me rolling
I loved how quietly Lixian just won the board while the rest were fighting themselves. On top of that, they even pooled all their properties together and it still didn’t even the game out. That’s the best game of monopoly you could ask for
mark and wade could have won but they were to stupid to last it out. even wade could have won on his own
Lol right? 😂 it was the best
Number of times I've started a game of Monopoly - Hundreds
Number of times I've finished a game of Monopoly - Zero
Same. Same. XD
only the insane canfinish a game of monoply
wait... you mean to tell me... Monopoly has an end?
WowItsFrosty Games yes and no....
I would say this be true if it's normal slow game
"You have monopoly in Portugal right?"
Me, a portuguese with 3 different monopolies: um no we eat them here
😂😂 Is it just me or in Portugal families always end up playing monopoly? I mean, in my family is almost like a tradition now 🤣
I’ve seen like 20 different versions of Monopoly here (US). I own like 5 different versions of the same game, and it’s weird. No game should have a new version out every few months.
I've seen so many monopoly versions here in Canada it rivals the amount of history of my family i've learned in UNO
@@alexs.5171 fr, and even though I own at least 5 versions I don't think I've played an entire game since I was 8 years old.
@@alexs.5171 @Magic the Gathering
“For every bacon, there is a Kevin to go with it... for how else could they have filmed Hollow Man” - Wade
I wish they played with Lixian more
He's a good addition to the group
I want Lixian to come play again too.
Are there more videos with them or Mark playing with Lixian somewhere? I would love to watch them if anyone knows
Another lightsaber to add to my collection as general grievous would say
The secret fourth peen that lives outside the pod
Will we every see good guy Lixian ❤
I love how when Wade said "Holy f*ck my mother I'll buy it!", the way Bob just let out a high pitched "UMM" just makes me laugh and I don't know why
That was Lixian.
@@Danganraptor Well it kinda sounded like Bob to me, so...
@@wandering_poot Still was Lixian. Was his voice. And it sounds nothing like Bob.
@@Danganraptor Alright. I get it. It was Lixian. You don't have to be so condescending.
@@wandering_poot Sorry. That wasn't my intention. I should've phrased it better.
mark and the gang: "Do ThEy HaVe BoRdGaMeS In eUrOPe?" lixian: "DESTROYS everybody like i've NEVER seen!"
And it was beautiful 😂
@@SallySue9725 yeah. But also scary! Like destruction or natural disasters. XD
@@wolfyboy fair point lol
And then, in a move of pure chaos, wade wins
Mark, Bob, & Wade: **chatting and making jokes all while losing**
Lixian: **silent and winning**
Me: I see a pattern here/
It's always the quiet ones
It's always the quiet ones
Wade won
Wade won
Wade won
Bob’s uncontrollable laughter during the trade-off between Mark and Wade is truly a blessing.
Today's upload includes:
- Lixian being a wizard
- Angry Southern Mark
- Wade's Wood
- Wade's anonymous discord chat
- Mark's Spirit Bomb
- Wade's Battle Cry
- Bob and Mark fuse
- Wade wasted everyone's time
- Lexian and Mark end themselves
What about wades mad boner?
Thats what "Wood" is
@@AntiNeon4681
so bob doesnt exist?
What about Bob screaming "I'm Lori" or "I'm Hershel"
I thought there wasn't any endgame spoilers here 😪
Mark three months ago: Whats wrong with Monopoly!?
Mark now: END MY SUFFERING!
moriah _17_ , Mark and his fan base know things about monopoly they wish they could forget
Wade three months ago: "I'm really looking forward to this game, in particular" /sarcasm
Wade now: "YoU gUyZ WANnA PlAy AGAIN!?!??!?!?"
I need an animation of these "Blah Blah Destiny" speeches plz!
Lixian! Get on this asap!
U N D E R R A T E D
C O M M E N T
Just as long as they include the part where Wade tried to force Mark into a trade three times in a row before Mark accepted and then chose bankruptcy
Mark declaring bankruptcy and not realizing every single one of his properties would be auctioned is amazing
Wade = Chaos
Mark = Order
Bob = Balance
Lixan = The Silent Observer
Wade = Nurgle
Mark = Khorne
Bob = Slaanesh
Lixian = Tzeench
It makes... too much sense.
Blood Fer The Blood God, Man.
Southern Khornate Aggression
CHAOS REIGNS!
Wade: "You should wear a hat, it'll cover up my bald Spot."
...Wait, what?
XD thats like saying,"dont get a cat cause im allergic to it" to a stranger.
The joke was that bob kept saying mark was wades character, so they, in that sense, one in the same, so either wade is incredobly stupid or smarter than he seems
Wade’s repetitive trading was perfect
“Lixian, we should do a trade after this.” -Wade, Lord Minion 777, 2019.
I was having a bad day but that bit where Wade kept trading Mark the same exact thing three times in a row had me in tears and made my chest hurt from how much I was laughing
It's been a year since you posted this, but I hope your day's better dude.
Also yeah, me too during the Triple Wade Trade; That part was way too funny
@@TimerdonDWI wow I forgot I even commented this. Though it’s a year later thanks bro
Yo come back a year later, how are you now mate?
@@iampancake7275 pretty alright. I can’t believe anyone still cares about this three year old comment though lol
@@arcanixxx6895 Small world we live in, huh?
Lixian declaring bankruptcy was such a power move.
I didnt say it i declared it!
Mark, I gotta trade to offer!
damn, spoiler 😪
Lixian should play with them again!!!! Fav guest so far!!!
Hey so if you could not that would be great
26:50
Mark: Reality can be whatever I want.
Everyone else: F U C
Is that a motherfucking Thanos reference?
@Jovit ___ and unfortunately doesn't climb into Thanos' butt, smh...
@@aggelossourelis1040 Gasps* SPOILERS!
I haven't even seen endgame, and I already know everything that happens.
Just gotta say something.
Thanos' end which was one of the 3 endings I wanted him to have
And everything else that happened wasn't surprising.
“Thanks for the applause, whoever that was” has the same energy with “THANK YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN!”
E
I’ve never heard Lixian’s voice before, and now I’m imagining his voice in all of his edits for Mark
Also, Lixian is terrifyingly good at Monopoly
Yeah. I think you probably already know but in one of the 3 Scary Games, I think, & a 3 Satisfying Games, Lixian did a voice-over for both. In the Scary Games one, he nailed the tone so perfectly that I thought it was the game's voice-acting
he has a RUclips channel where he uses his voice. Its called LixianTV and was linked in the description
I think lixian got the good stuff just because of luck
40:15
"Markimoo, i have come to bargain".
Sorizen only some people will get it and he said his hands were hurting
Haha, i know, it's just the whole situation itself reminded me of that scene. Glad to see that people got my reference though.
I deliberately wrote Markimoo because it sounded more similar to the villain's name.
"Mar-ki-moo".
"Dor-ma-mmu".
Sorizen Lol cause i got bored and rewatched it yesterday
So many people copied your comment in order to get likes 😂
you killed me i am crying from laughter omg XD I HATE YOU
Mark: refuses offer
Wade: does it again
Mark: refuses offer "you wont do it again"
Wade: does it again
Mark: "AHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHH"
gacha-potato-clan best part 😁
'But Thou Must!'
@@PurpleGuy1987 yuss yuss
@@Shoradin 😂 yes
That was GOLD, I cried because I was laughing too hard
48:06 Mark trying to recover
48:17 Wade "You guys wanna play again?"
That was the best thing ever
I dead when I heard this
Perfect timing for it too
Lol "the game will not troll us this time right!?!?"
This was 48 minutes and 39 seconds of Wade using psychological warfare to win monopoly
Wade: You are the one true king
Mark: Not Again!!!!
Fnaf: sure
I lost my sh** during that part
Favorite highlights
6:04 "Holy fuck my mother I'll buy it."
12:51 The story of Wade's boner story.
35:05 Mark's speech until he realized the process took longer than his speech.
47:26 The longest turn in Monopoly ends.
Ty for this.
*"For some reason, I thought I was going to prison."* -LixianTV, April 28th, 2019
when did he said that? plz
@@vimlarawat4313 April 28th, 2019
Wait, lixian talked?
5:18
@@kurison Theyre not up on twitch
Bob: *mocks mark*
Mark: "Shuht yer meouwth"
Lol 😂
Also I made it a clean 50
You get real southern when you’re angry huh
“Shut yer mouth”
47:12 Finally somebody who appreciates the hilarity of the microphone cutting out
Sbeve
And after that day, Mark swore to never again attempt to team up with his friends for a common enemy
Shots his own foot "It just got worst!!!"
mark: **declines** you won't do it again
wade: **does it again**
mark: *OH GOD PLEASE NO*
me: **dies of laughter**
mark: **rolls dice and goes bankrupt in jail**
monopoly: “AUCTION ALL OF MARK’S PROPERTY”
mark: **markiplier.exe has experienced a fatal error**
me: **dead**
@@TheDementedSig omg yes XD
SAME!!!! ROFLOL
😂👌
Wade: well if there's one thing I have, it's balls Mark my man.
Bobs "I prefer you call me Daddy" is so underappreciated
Well now that's to be expected.
"You may call me Father"
"You're my only hope" - proceeds to make a half-hour long trade giving up everything
A. They need to play with Lixian more
B. I genuinely thought Lixian's laugh was Séan's laugh
He’s like sheen if sheen had a Portuguese accent and was chill
@@yeetionary I think he meant Sheen from Jimmy Neutron. Sheen does have an accent, a Hispanic/Spanish accent because his voice actor is Hispanic.
Omg Séan and Lixian do have such similar laughs, I thought it was Séan infiltrating the video when he laughed the first time.
This was one of the best Monopoly games I've ever watched
You right
XD
Mark: "I don't even wear hats!"
Unus Annus fans: sure buddy, sure.
memento mori
Memento mori
Memento mori
Memento mori
7:31 Bob's comedic timing should be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
Now I know how dormamu must've felt with the whole bargain thingy.
You are my prisoner now.
Wade: Markimoo i've come to trade
I think Wade purposely whines about everything just to annoy Mark... Its Amazing
hes toxic and annoying
@@kaylistensmusic love it
@@kaylistensmusic i dont know about toxic but yes to annoying. like wtf wade
@@drywalleater883 You must be a new sub if this is behaviour i news to you. On top of that it has been hinted to many times that Wade dont really like Monopoly soooo….
Yall really don't know what friendship is like do you?
Wade: The man who put up with the great trades and negotiation and should have won
Earlier ...
Wade: Let's trade
Mark: No
Wade: Let's trade
Mark: No
Wade: Let's trade
Mark: fine T_T
Basically the whole Monopoly game:
*S E L F D E S T R U C T*
I did not know Monopoly had a M.A.D. opinion.
Mark reacting to his own joke "Southern Aggression" is everything
you right
@@FENT0NMENACE u rite
@@itsasquid U Rite
I still don’t get the joke. Why did he react like that? I really don’t get joke.
Galactic MantaRayden you right
That trading part killed me, I saw my life flash before my eyes I couldn’t breath from so laughing so hard 😂
Omg same 😂
Breathe*
breathing
*Why does this sound so familiar*
Breath?
*Breathe
Mark, Bob, and Wade: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
Lixian: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
He was too ahead, it is why Lixian lost
I live in Illinois, and I can confirm that we don’t say “Illinois”-
We say “illinououou~”
You right though, and when you right... you right
can confirm
illinoise
Yeah we definitely do
@@gneo5524 Is that a Sufjan Stevens reference?
I live in Illinois as well. And i have to agree.
Mark should play the Monopoly Cheaters edition. The actual game board.
I got this for Christmas and still haven't managed to figure it out lmao
What is that?
Lily Pad it’s a game
I got it for Christmas and played it once, my family would take their eyes off me
@@JohnFKennedy490 I figured that, but is it a different version of Monopoly or something?
Every time they play together, my response is always "WTF is this conversation?!?!?!"
I love how you can hear lixian giggling throughout this
Wade: “Lixian, we should do a trade after this!” .... (later) .... “You guys want to play again?”
Bob every video ever: "YOU'RE A GODDAMN WIZARD!"
Mark: "I know."
Alveldir S. Correction
Mark: “You right”
@@dynamicgaming6256 Mark: Yes I agree
41:12 Lixians panic did me in here, he sounded like a gun was to his head 😂
the whole sequence of wade trading with mark and the auction part immediately after, honestly made me cry. wade is the best, for that he really deserved that win
"For every bacon, there is always a Kevin"
~ Wade
*Best quote ever*
this is probably the weirdest game of monopoly i've seen since ever
꧁꧂
Pretty sweet tho
This is the weirdest game of monopoly I've seen since one of my friends who was acting as referee(we get a little aggressive sometimes and tend to bypass the rules) brought a 38" dildo to monopoly night at Hooters and slapped the disobedient fuckers who didn't follow the rules.
My abs hurt from the laughter for the next three days.
꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂
You right
I've noticed a pattern whenever Mark plays this game.
The way it ends is always when people just up and quit because of all the bullshittery that happens. It's hilarous.
When the great trade of repeating history occured i was crying of laughter to the point where i was asked if i was okay. Then JUST when i finally recovered from such a majesty, the laugh factory went back in business when mark realized all the properties had to be auctioned and made things worse. Truly i have found what joy feels like
Comrade you are not alone 😔🤝
7:00
Just Bob going "is this one funny" gets me every time
The O
for a second i thought it was ethan lol
Jack is currently photoshoping you into a Barbie on his stream
i saw that
8======D
Yep
@@brohodi4329 im im im im speechless 😶
Lol wtf?
5:52 Me when someone talks to me but I actually couldn't hear what they were saying
Charlett Sophine so true
I feel like lixian is becoming a God. and everyone's is just channeling their resources to keep the torch lit.
I enjoy these chatty gaming videos, it's nice and easy to have on in the background :)
> a group of guys ganging up one 1 guy to take him down in a game of "collect valuable shit"
> a guy giving up all his most valuable possession to another guy to ensure victory
Infinity wars was great guys!
This is the best comment 2019
.............
*perfect*
Lixian collects all 8 color sets, and watches the sun set on a monopolized universe.
wade: "You should It'd cover up my bald spot"
Here we can see wade's Manipulation in play, causing markiplier GREAT confusion, and thus weakening his willpower, allowing for the Broken Trade deal later down the road to be possible
Can we get a sad yeehaw for Mark’s newly acknowledged southern aggression?
😔🤠
*yeehaws in a manner that implies deep, profound sorrow*
hEe YAw
*sad haw yee*
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
[repetative explosions]
*mmmhmm*
I'm just shocked Mark didn't alt+F4 after the 3rd time Wade tried to trade, or during the auction for this bankrupted properties, out of pure insanity.
When Mark gets mad, the Colonel (AKA WILFORD!!!!!) comes out a little
Wade is underrated, he can be hilarious.
“You guys want to play again?”
44:30 that "Oh No...." in the squeakiest Oh-God-mistakes-were-made-voice ever. Legend...