I hope you enjoy this Cards Against Humanity footage I have officially put out before pretty much anyone else in the group. This is a once and a lifetime thing, so you best leave a MOTHA FUGGIN' LIKE ON THIS BIH. I love you all. Thanks for watching! :D
john can either be the quietest person in the video or he can make the video 10 times funnier than it already was. Proud to say we had john number 2 in this vid!
John- "Daddy deserves to be pinned up on a cross and crucified" Smii7y- "Jesus...oh wait" John- "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SMII7Y" 13:15 as a girl I can confirm that does happen
the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in about 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hea this signal bodeboop. A sing ap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.
For those that don't know, Boneless Pizza is pizza without crust. Apparently the term was coined by a toddler who complained about their pizza having 'bones' and pointed at the pizza's crust. These days people use it as a prank call topic.
JESUS AINT TURN WATER INTO WINE HE TURN WATER INTO GFUEL AMEN!!! KRYOZ : IM FUCKING LEAVING IM GUNNA PICK JUST SO I CANT BE SMII7Y ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD LMAO
Susan, that bitch don't mean to be "that guy" but I work for Apple, and we do stock Windows version in store for Bootcamp/Parrallels tools. So not only is it a bad joke, but false.
13:15 I know that this is late, but I can confirm. Vag lips do fall asleep if you sit in an awkward position, and the pins and needles afterwards is the worst. Then it just feels weird and uncomfortable to sit for the rest of the day.
They need to bring out a new version of green eggs and ham. The ending: "Damn that's gucci fam 👌👌" 17:21 this reminds of swaggersouls with the noise. If anyone knows what I'm talking about then you're awesome
For those wondering, organic/natural sacs are spelled without the k as in an egg sac, and synthetic/man-made sacks are spelled with a k such as in a sack of potatoes.
I’m 4 years late and I doubt anyone will see this (much less smitty) but the pyramids weren’t built by slaves apparently they were built by skilled builders that were paid really well so correct me if I’m wrong but yea…
I hope you enjoy this Cards Against Humanity footage I have officially put out before pretty much anyone else in the group. This is a once and a lifetime thing, so you best leave a MOTHA FUGGIN' LIKE ON THIS BIH.
I love you all. Thanks for watching! :D
Gotta love the green pussy!
SMii7Y this series is the goat
SMii7Y Love your vids, and you're SOO close to 1M!! Congrats!
SMii7Y No that's Kryoz
SMii7Y :) love yo vids
john can either be the quietest person in the video or he can make the video 10 times funnier than it already was. Proud to say we had john number 2 in this vid!
"Jesus ain't turn water into wine he turn it into GFUEL amen."
My sides. Nonexistent.
Smii7y's sponsor is nonexistent. Burnt to a crisp. Drop the mic.
Pokeydepanda minute?
NineMoreSeasonsMorty! 9:53
Pokeydepanda apreciate it 🅱️
Pokeydepanda THATS TOO DAMN TRUE
"Her lips said, 'No' But her eyes said blank" Sounded like Morgan Freeman
1 day later... Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment
Pretty sure Morgan Freeman started a youtube channel.....you just blew his cover
I love food
I pay with Visa
Lemme get
A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
@@jackiekraus9893 yes
@@jackiekraus9893 would boneless be no crust
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test"
**traumatic flashbacks**
For reasons I will be passing away today
I had to do this like yesterday
L-lemme
G- get uhhh
B- boneless pizza with a
T- two litter of coke
B O N E L E S S
Baku
Luigi
Got
Big
Titties
Liberty
Guns
Beer
Titties
Lucario Plays Amen.
B O D E B O O P
*Breaks Ankle in class on purpose* Yayy now I don’t have to run
It's so funny cause my name is bode
You did it incorrectly it’s
*B O D E B O O P*
Wait I was here?
Weys Music understandable have a great day
13:12 as a girl I can confirm that does happen
um.... what position do you sit in that makes that happen?!😂
Yoongi's minty hair armyyy
haha truuuuu
Alison M my nuts just went "up"
Even though i have a dick i fully understand.
7:52
"The power of love is useless against__"
The correct answer is *an m32 rotary grenade launcher*
"FIRE A WARNING SHOT!"
"Sir! This is an m32 rotary grenade launcher!"
"JUST DO IT!"
"YES SIR"
THUNK......BOOOOOOM
"I SAID A WARNING SHOT SOLDIER!!"
@@kcplayz6112 fire a warning shot, Patterson.
Sir, this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher…
Potato patato, fire it Patterson.
*thunk*
Also correct answer GAU-8 Avenger 30mm Gatling gun
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
ballsac
L
no it’s
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
it’s spelt ballsac
Aephenneon ty
he protec he attac but most of all he build the wall
He attack, he protec, he TURN WATER INTO GFUEL!!! AMEN
“Daddy deserves to be put up on the cross and crucified.”
“jesus-
oh wait”😂😂
the only thing that went through my brain was the fact toaster strudels somehow became a gender
This happened exactly when I read this comment
Smii7y: playing cards against humanity
Also Smii7y: I'm a G-Rated RUclipsr now
DOUBT
Cap
Laughed so hard when I read "Asking a burn victim if they want their KFC normal or extra crispy".
I am a burn survivor myself.
Well, do you like your KFC normal or extra crispy?
Answer the question damnit!
Still waiting for that answer
Still waiting
When I moused over this I saw an expanded 'PIZZA' and fucking lost it
13:12 Smitty's reaction was beautiful lol
Man, that pacer card at the start really jogged my memory. I remember hating the Pacer exams back in PE :\
Legoguy9875 "Jogged" your memory you say?
Legoguy9875 I remember dedicating my time and energy to memorize it
Don't you dare remind me of that torture
The pacer test is easy asf
Sucks to suck, never had the test😅
"That's just lube baby keep going. at least you know shes not pregnant at that point"
Someone....end my life. i don't wanna live after this
Kid Splash is he right tho?
@@slimedfries5234 why, yes he is!
I made this comment 69
Thank me
I thought you said "that's just baby lube" FML stupid dyslexic moments
SMii7Y, I don't think you understand the circumstances...
*that he gone*
*_IM RIGHT HERE_*
@@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486
*HE GONE*
John- "Daddy deserves to be pinned up on a cross and crucified"
Smii7y- "Jesus...oh wait"
John- "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SMII7Y"
13:15 as a girl I can confirm that does happen
"Eating french fries out of a panda."
Let the SMii7Y x BigJigglyPanda fanfiction commence
Let it NOT
After careful deliberation, I still say yes to that never happening.
Jezus aint turn water into wine he turn water into GFUEL. That was sooooo damn good lmao
11:41 The most awkward silence ever.
SMii7Y: jesus ain't turn water into wine. He turn water into GFUEL amen 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear.. every time they play this game it slowly descends to “guess who used this card”
The thing about vaginas “falling asleep” is very true lol. Like I’ll just be sitting somewhere and get up and I’m like “ugh”
6 years later and I’m still watching these day after day. The humor never gets old
10:35 "Shut The Fuck Up" and that whole bit is my favorite
Try 10:37
I love food
I pay with Visa
Lemme get
A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
lmao
Deadass
Fuck kinda pizza and the two liter machine is broke
Jacob Sartorius I said, lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S
Edgar Ferreras wow original
Does the "I'm shleep, oh I was woke" thing have a backstory? xD
Reece Sabatino this was the back story
@@marcsmart2820 actually I think they said it on h1z1 a while ago
I read your comment the moment that quote came through on the video it was quite funny
Well you see uh he was woke but now he shleep
Yeah it has a backstory from 4 years ago
12:47 THATS JUST LUBE BABY KEEP GOING (I honestly don’t know how to feel about that 😶😂)
the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in about 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hea this signal bodeboop. A sing ap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.
"come on the hot's kicking in!" *insert Anthony's fake laugh as my own*
Jimmy is a lonely boy, but one day he finds a door in his attic that leads him to find a new friend... *antidepressants*
-Cards Against Humanity
🅱️ O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
And uuuuh 2 liter of 🅱oke
@@swaftprestino6975 some 🅱️OCCOLI on the side
@@macopalooza6951 THAT WAS A FUCKING YEAR AGO
@@swaftprestino6975 y e s
@@macopalooza6951 lol, so waddup bro
2:00
Holy crap is that a Ninja Sex Party reference in Smii7y's hand!?!
And when it was played they didn't even get it
My friend and I watching this:
Friend: “why did they measure piss in pounds?”
Me: “idk, probably the same reason people measure blood in millimeters.”
Out.
@@benkurdi8199 In.
13:52 aye is ya boi 175 degrees
Damn it Smii7y, I had to make sure parents were out of the holiday home b/c I just knew I'd be laughing too hard because of this.
Thanks
FlakerOnline your parents don't want you laughing? And why the fuck do you have a holiday home? Complete waste of money.
Did you just flex in a smi7y comments section💀💀🤡
For those that don't know, Boneless Pizza is pizza without crust. Apparently the term was coined by a toddler who complained about their pizza having 'bones' and pointed at the pizza's crust. These days people use it as a prank call topic.
"That's too many daddies in one sentence" sentences previously never said in history
"Jesus Christ didn't turn water into win, he turn water into GFuel"
*"AMEN!"*
3:22
Samuel Jackson: damn that's some good gourmei sh*t
Gordan Ramsey: finally some good f**king food
0:14 “your eyes really are like sapphires, gee. Heh, I guess that’s kinda corny-“
"I can't say that word I'm a G rated channel." "Toaster strudels? damn them shits good"
oohh back at it again with another session of cards!!!
JESUS AINT TURN WATER INTO WINE HE TURN WATER INTO GFUEL AMEN!!! KRYOZ : IM FUCKING LEAVING IM GUNNA PICK JUST SO I CANT BE SMII7Y ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD
LMAO
I went to the applestore...
I farted...
I got kicked out...
Not my fault they don't have windows
*slow claps*
That made my day xDDDD
lemme quess.. NO WINDOWS?!! AAAHAHAHAAH GOOOD JOKE WOOOHOOOO
susan really lives up to her reputation...
Susan, that bitch don't mean to be "that guy" but I work for Apple, and we do stock Windows version in store for Bootcamp/Parrallels tools. So not only is it a bad joke, but false.
19:50 is such an unappreciated bit from jiggly lmaoo
"We're disgusting"
Yup. Definitely a video from times they didn't know Soup or McNasty.
I can assure you that one of them is definitely WAAAYYY more disgusting than McNasty and soup combined
@@Sallysfaceeso true 😂
why didn't he play "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!" on the first one?
NSP
Because it only happenes 87 times a day stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection this is more important that what you have to say
Cuz they didn't sing it I'm guessing they didn't get the reference.
Sebastian Barbotik YES I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED EXCEPT ME
hey, HEY, please hold your applause.
He looked up from his green eggs and ham
"This is pretty good fam, Sam I Am"
3:44 FROM THERE ON I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SMII7Y WHY
That Øne Girl Where did the joke on 3:44 originate from?
Elijah Shells I don't know but it was really funny to me lmao
That Øne Girl same
13:15
I know that this is late, but I can confirm. Vag lips do fall asleep if you sit in an awkward position, and the pins and needles afterwards is the worst. Then it just feels weird and uncomfortable to sit for the rest of the day.
Now we know smitty was putting samples of good in the church collection basket
4:35 I like how John assumes it's a boy saying that.
They need to bring out a new version of green eggs and ham. The ending: "Damn that's gucci fam 👌👌"
17:21 this reminds of swaggersouls with the noise. If anyone knows what I'm talking about then you're awesome
Yes
I remember xD
This is getting really gay really fast
After watching all these CAH vids, smitty and John are connected by massive brain waves
Alcohol and a cards against humanity vid from SMII7Y. what a night this is
19:00 i love the way he reads this
Lemme getta uhhhhhhhh
ᗷOᑎEᒪEᔕᔕ ᑭIᘔᘔᗩ
Razzle Dazzle what??
+Y4123 9gag meme.
Normie
fuck kinda pizza? And 2 LITRE MACHINE 🅱ROKE. we got 1 litre tho
Razzle Dazzle lemme get a muthfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?
0:29 it's the inner thoughts of Morgan Freeman
🅱oneless 🅱izza
🅱️op your 🅱️ussy
Eonless Eizza
🅱ole 🅱an🅱aris
with 2 bees
the second fellow Oliver Tree I've saw today 👀👌
7:43 Uncle Touchy's movie studio aged very badly huh
Noooo I was literally about to comment this
12:47 of course Craig says it...
Actually 12:55 but I put it back more for better context but jeez... Of course Craig would say that... Wow...
that was kryoz lmao
@@bigginwes oh woops
@@bigginwes and what’s that mean anyway. The girls Craig was with can’t get pregnant anyway
@@ba_playz262 bruh tf you talking about
18:03
That f-cking little cute n' creepy ass giggle.
"But we did get sum sick pyramids with slavery"
“Just saying”
Doom guy: "just slaying"
You had a great opening card and YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT!
"but her eyes said: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERRECTION!" xD
I KNOW. I WAS KICKING MYSELF.
"It was hot sauce, coming in and going out the same," -Anthony, 2017
I cried laughing every minute of this video when you uploaded it, and im watching it now and im crying even harder
8:30 "Roman let's go bowling"
14:14 you're lucky grizzy isn't in the session lol
The akward moment when you realize that one of your friends is a predator.
theres no need for that. in smii7ys vid. go do it in minis comments. smii7y is doin his own thing. we dont need to bring that up all the time
Black Card: (Blank) really, REALLY lives up to its reputation.
White Card: Smii7y's autobiography.
Can I just say smitty is the best RUclipsr ever. He makes everything so funny. I hope to one day come out of my shell and make videos as funny as him
7:42 did not age well my friends
1:30 "bodeboop"
8:07 I CAN'T i need a compliation of smitty going, "oh no no no"
Try 8:06
17:22 can we acknowledge the quick wit of panda? He made the card 30 times more funny😂
Priest: “shut the fuck up in the back. Jesus Christ.”
The congregation: “Amen.”
Dad?
son?
Smii7y's son?!!!!
Hi
97 Ace yes?
who is the mother i wonder
11:34
when you fall asleep on the train tracks and wake up unexpectedly
Everybody: sLavERy iS bAd
John: yo 🅱 we got some badass pyramids thx to slavery mah G Deadass
At 9:40 smitty really turning into Herbert the pervert, the gfuel enthusiast
15:53
The regular chicken is freshly cooked, and the extra crispy survived the fire.
15:35 after the round a kfc commercial played and I died on the spot
1:06 I'm Literally Doing A Pacer Test Friday At Gym
Only ever managed to make it to 10....or 9
Aquamarine from Steven Universe's gender on the SU Wiki was, at one point, "resting b!tch face".
Jackson Clark well i guess that works lmao
16:39 Jeesus Max,that's WAAAYY too much enthusiasm for someone your age XD
GUYS THIS IS AT ALMOST 3 MILLION VEIWS LETS GET IT TO 3MILLION
22:00 look at smii7y's last card
it would have been golden if he played that
A dyslocated rectum
idk how john has the least amount of subscriers lol
3:42 can someone explain that joke. it seemed like an inside one but i didn't get it.
Thanks for recommending this video YT not like I saw this 4 years ago🤦♂️
Man i love cards against humanity, get me ever time
L - let’s
G - get
T - this
B - bread
GAMERS!!!
Luigi
Got
Big
Tiddies
while i was watching the solitaire video this popped up
wow 5 likes holy fuck
btw subscribe to kryoz gaming
fenafeses lost a like
*no comment*
you know that putting "no comment" in a comment is still a comment
why the fuck did i got 30 likes smii7y you hacked the wrong comment
There goes SMii7Y's Ad money
For those wondering, organic/natural sacs are spelled without the k as in an egg sac, and synthetic/man-made sacks are spelled with a k such as in a sack of potatoes.
My new aesthetic is Max yelling with nought but real emotion about crispy chicken.
3:39 smii7ys laugh reminds me of blackpanthaas laugh a little there 🤣
I’m 4 years late and I doubt anyone will see this (much less smitty) but the pyramids weren’t built by slaves apparently they were built by skilled builders that were paid really well so correct me if I’m wrong but yea…
...ahh yes people covered in honey to keep bugs away from the pharrow are workers...got it.