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Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @shinymimikyu169
    @shinymimikyu169 3 года назад +7912

    the sequel should be called "dude, continue"

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 3 года назад +464

      Bro, start.

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor 3 года назад +145

      Stop, dude. Eh ehhhh.

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 3 года назад +293

      Homie, Forthwith.

    • @geopowell5399
      @geopowell5399 2 года назад +95

      Where you're presented with crimes and you have to find a way to be good

    • @iluvlittenanimations2.010
      @iluvlittenanimations2.010 2 года назад +114

      @@spidey1100 better yet, homie, halt

  • @slime_sam4321
    @slime_sam4321 5 лет назад +4694

    "This is a game for ages 3 and older, what are you, two!?"
    _"No, I'm_ *_seven."_*

    • @fierysaint327
      @fierysaint327 5 лет назад +75

      It's just like your saying you want to enter a toddler game, but your a teenager

    • @Destroya7961
      @Destroya7961 4 года назад +12

      Love the name man that’s both funny and cool

    • @APerson18122
      @APerson18122 4 года назад +7

      And also what are you two!?
      “No I’m *six*”

    • @APerson18122
      @APerson18122 4 года назад +3

      *six* mistake hehe😅

    • @EYECOMITTEE
      @EYECOMITTEE 4 года назад +2

      I read this when he said it! 😰

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Год назад +697

    I recently played this game through 100% and tried to be as good as possible.
    The game still treated me like I was being an asshole from the beginning, though, so even when the literal only times I did bad were when I was forced to, the narrator was still acting like I killed his kids right in front of him

    • @DuckGoesViral
      @DuckGoesViral Год назад +20

      interesting

    • @soontobechannel743
      @soontobechannel743 Год назад +105

      Yeah..there’s no way around it…as much as I love this game and others similar to it, unfortunately they just don’t have the “free choice” thing that Stanley Parable did and you’d still be FORCED to do something against your will without being able to get an EDNING without being forced, and even worse the Narrator would act like you’re the worst.
      That’s just my own personal nitpicks, I still love this game and I adore Andy’s voice acting in it, just wish there were more choices and free will or at the very least have the narrator acknowledge you’re being forced to do something you don’t want to do (other than the narrator being said thing that’s forcing you to do something)

    • @yuika_living_life
      @yuika_living_life 6 месяцев назад +7

      fun fact: the narrator is the same VA as Garroth from Aphmau's channel lol

    • @ldkmelon
      @ldkmelon 5 месяцев назад +5

      this game is definitely intended to be ornery for sure. being nice is like being pacifist in a fighting game unfortunately😅

    • @user-jr3gn4fv9g
      @user-jr3gn4fv9g 3 месяца назад +5

      He treated you like a psycho? And you did good?? Devs be like: hm... well... thats intresting?

  • @xchrysantha
    @xchrysantha Год назад +141

    The narrator has serious "main character's rival who is the only person that considers himself the rival" energy.

  • @rsunni6620
    @rsunni6620 3 года назад +1858

    Mark: "I get a lot of emotional boo-boos"
    Also Mark: "I *want* to be insulted. I *feed* off it"

    • @alyssokopnik3496
      @alyssokopnik3496 2 года назад +78

      Also mark: I’m not a masochist

    • @Hobo-Dragon
      @Hobo-Dragon 2 года назад +19

      Markiplier choose one damn it, you can't be both

    • @caligusto
      @caligusto 2 года назад +27

      @@Hobo-Dragon people with a degradation & praise kink: *i beg to differ*

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +5

      @@caligusto or pain

    • @kot000
      @kot000 2 года назад +7

      Dog: me run
      Mark: its de zoomis

  • @johnmarston959
    @johnmarston959 3 года назад +1634

    When D.U.C.K. joins forces with Mark: _Peace was never an option_

    • @abyss8295
      @abyss8295 3 года назад +8

      Ushijima- wow I didn't know you watched RUclips B^

    • @glacier3943
      @glacier3943 3 года назад +8

      @@abyss8295 you would be surprised on how many characters do

    • @abyss8295
      @abyss8295 3 года назад +1

      @@glacier3943 Honestly- y e s

    • @glacier3943
      @glacier3943 3 года назад +2

      @@abyss8295 its very funny

    • @saddestcatboy
      @saddestcatboy 3 года назад +8

      The narrator shoulda gone to shiratorizawa ✌️😗

  • @MusicLife-ir1fs
    @MusicLife-ir1fs Год назад +995

    mark:*talks quietly*
    me:*turns volume up*
    mark:"ZOOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!!"
    me:*turns volume down*
    mark:*talks quietly*
    me:gives up and leave

  • @Ms.Anonymous
    @Ms.Anonymous 2 года назад +27

    1:19:46 It's like when you get the right answer for a math problem but it gets marked wrong because you didn't use the right method

  • @Real_Tio_Benny
    @Real_Tio_Benny 4 года назад +2588

    Narrator: “DoNt bE sOmE SoRt Of A sPeCiAl SnOwFlAkE~”
    M: “DASS ME.”

    • @missyfloyd8430
      @missyfloyd8430 3 года назад +9

      No daSSIs ME

    • @Lozer832
      @Lozer832 3 года назад +13

      *”I’m a special snOwflaKe”*

    • @Real_Tio_Benny
      @Real_Tio_Benny 3 года назад +1

      Kota - San 可愛い 😂

    • @1MPO5TOR
      @1MPO5TOR 3 года назад +5

      Spoocle snowflake

    • @rachaldenise
      @rachaldenise 3 года назад +9

      _what about my one legged dog_

  • @afrokween8752
    @afrokween8752 5 лет назад +8321

    Mark: "I was an accident. My mama told me"
    Me: And we are so grateful for that accident!

    • @obliviousmori6316
      @obliviousmori6316 5 лет назад +105

      I wish I could like 1,000 times

    • @pootpootfart
      @pootpootfart 5 лет назад +264

      As Bob Ross would say: "Happy little accidents!"

    • @jennasue5687
      @jennasue5687 5 лет назад +65

      Best accident ever!!

    • @kittenchan783
      @kittenchan783 5 лет назад +27

      Omg I laughed til I coughed I've never seen anyone make a comment like that and you are right

    • @claralanghoff
      @claralanghoff 5 лет назад +25

      N no YOU KNOW HE HAS A DARK SIDE CALLED DARKIPLIER

  • @mikoanton
    @mikoanton 2 года назад +59

    43:22 at this moment when it started glitching i accidentally rewinded the video to the beginning and didnt notice and i thought the game just intentionally restarted itself and i thought mark was just very good at repeating everything he said at the beginning and just going along with the game

  • @MrBeas176
    @MrBeas176 Год назад +37

    *Mark smashes glass vase*
    Narrator: "What was that?!"
    Mark: "NOTHING!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @sarahitchcock153
    @sarahitchcock153 4 года назад +1353

    "I am 28 I am an aDuLt"
    also Mark: *decided to tape Ethan to a wall and also decided to shoot him with a paint ball gun thinking he will become a man*
    Me: "Yeah... Adult"

    • @nojaybay
      @nojaybay 4 года назад +34

      bro that's the most adult thing you can do and you fuckin know it

    • @AlexDeFrisco
      @AlexDeFrisco 4 года назад +12

      also mark: drinks his own pee

    • @mikemjc123animations4
      @mikemjc123animations4 4 года назад +4

      @@AlexDeFrisco what do u watch him in the bathroom or something

    • @AlexDeFrisco
      @AlexDeFrisco 4 года назад +12

      Mikemjc123 animations no it was a video they did on Unus Annus

    • @CloudzOnYTandTwitch
      @CloudzOnYTandTwitch 4 года назад +1

      Only adults with get what he did

  • @BallerinaBabe
    @BallerinaBabe 2 года назад +1377

    I like how mark looks either really confused or like a guilty child whilst playing this game lol

    • @LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE
      @LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE 11 месяцев назад +6

      yay im the first reply!!

    • @whosm0lly
      @whosm0lly 4 месяца назад +1

      yay i'm the second reply!!

    • @brentliamgo9397
      @brentliamgo9397 4 месяца назад

      @@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTEyu😮yyuuyuuuuuyuuyuyyuyuyu you yyuyyuyyuy😮yuuyyuyuyyuyuuyyuyuuyyuuuuuyyyuyuuuyuyuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuyuu😮yuuyyyuyuyyyuyuyuyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuyuuuuuu😮yuyuyuyuyyyuyuyuuuyuuuyyuuuyuuyyyuyuyuyuyuuuuuyyyuyyuuyuuyuuuuuyuyuyuyuyuuuuuuyuuuuuuuyuuyuuyyyyuuyuy😮yuyuyyuyuyyyuyyyuuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyu😮yuuyyuyuyyyyyuyuyyyuuyuuyuyuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuyyuyuuyuuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuuyyuuuyuuyuyuyuyyyuyuuuuyuuuuuyyyuuyuuuyyuyuuyuyuuyyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuyuyuyuyuuyyuuuyuuuuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuuyuyyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuuyuuyuyuyyuyyyuuyyuyuyuyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyu😅😅😮😢e

    • @erm773
      @erm773 2 месяца назад

      yay I'm the third reply!!

    • @BigHog_69
      @BigHog_69 Месяц назад

      yay i’m the fourth reply!!

  • @--Coyote--
    @--Coyote-- 2 года назад +345

    Game: BOOM! Lemons all over your life!
    Mark: Cool, turn them into grenades?
    My mind: ILL GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

  • @BLP_Memes
    @BLP_Memes Год назад +147

    31:36
    "Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?"
    Mark: NO! 🙄
    "Very good answer!"
    Mark: Thank you!
    "She got what she deserved."
    Mark: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
    Edit: 74 likes? *MOM I'M FAMOUS~*
    Edit 2: 91 LIKES OMG THIS HAS TO BE TOP COMMENT!

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes Год назад +2

      I ain’t falling for scams like that!

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes Год назад +2

      Try harder next time, bud

    • @NoTheNo
      @NoTheNo Год назад +4

      The puppy didn't do anything wrong 😔

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes Год назад +1

      @@NoTheNo I KNOW! 🥺

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 14 дней назад

      Editing to like for comments, especially such a small amount is so sad and pathetic. Let alone editing twice…… I refuse to contribute to your embarrassment by giving a like. Which I was

  • @creatorsun8222
    @creatorsun8222 6 лет назад +16825

    Does this game remind anyone else of There Is No Game?

    • @sug7331
      @sug7331 6 лет назад +572

      JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING... I loved that not-game so much!

    • @kaikila3971
      @kaikila3971 6 лет назад +101

      Creator Sun definatly

    • @playerpankak3s221
      @playerpankak3s221 6 лет назад +58

      Yeah

    • @valdish9620
      @valdish9620 6 лет назад +301

      What are you talking about, I've never heard of that game.

    • @TheEffery
      @TheEffery 6 лет назад +16

      Creator Sun loop

  • @sugarfreeskull3008
    @sugarfreeskull3008 4 года назад +915

    1:19:08 : "Now, make me a sandwich"
    My stupid ass brain:
    *go back to sleep, and starve*

  • @zaqattack1423
    @zaqattack1423 2 года назад +23

    Narrator: go on throw it into the ait
    Mark: (slams hat into the ground full force)

  • @derp12121digital
    @derp12121digital Год назад +11

    1:15 Narrator: "Just a click." Mark: "I CAN'T, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS!"
    For all who think the earth is flat, the earth is actually round, because of gravity, with gravity, you dont float into outspace, and if you were an astronaut you would see the earth afar as it is round as a sphere shape.

  • @swahzie
    @swahzie 6 лет назад +3937

    "I am an adult!"
    *Are you sure about that?*

    • @KiX-K4T13
      @KiX-K4T13 6 лет назад +21

      Donsensical 😂😂😂 oh snap!

    • @Werd351
      @Werd351 6 лет назад +10

      Donsensical no, not honestly.

    • @jacksbox317
      @jacksbox317 6 лет назад +32

      Donsensical I read this in John Cenas voice

    • @fletcherandjunk2246
      @fletcherandjunk2246 6 лет назад +28

      Why did I hear John Cena?

    • @lilliesworld9942
      @lilliesworld9942 6 лет назад +3

      Donsensical yea its true because his mentel age is 4 i think?

  • @fritzmarie6523
    @fritzmarie6523 4 года назад +486

    Game: "this is a dog"
    Me *fully aware that corgi is a type of dog* : "NO IT'S A CORGI

    • @user-re4pf2ok3u
      @user-re4pf2ok3u 4 года назад +5

      Bessiemarie Wittrock can’t argue with you there.
      No really.
      Btw, you took your Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills?

    • @crayov2948
      @crayov2948 4 года назад +2

      corgi is DA best kind of dog and no one can tell me otherwise!!!

    • @crayov2948
      @crayov2948 4 года назад

      @@user-re4pf2ok3u what is Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills

    • @walterhasawoken5703
      @walterhasawoken5703 4 года назад +1

      @@crayov2948 lol

    • @crayov2948
      @crayov2948 4 года назад

      @Le_gacha_gurl_123 _123 none can tell me that corgis are not da best dogs. NONE

  • @jamesperkins1724
    @jamesperkins1724 2 года назад +10

    Game: "How do you pronounce it?"
    Game: "Aaannnddd you're dead! Better luck next time!"
    Me: Until it's called "Jraphics Interchange Format" I refuse to pronounce it "JIF"

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 Месяц назад

      Do you pronounce it Jay-Pheg as well?

  • @wansueno
    @wansueno Год назад +16

    1:30:14
    the amount of anger in andy's voice is just over the damn roof

  • @Ezrixius
    @Ezrixius 4 года назад +630

    That last part made me laugh.” YOU NASTY PIECE OF- (Finished)
    Mark implied: “ YAAAY! “

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver 2 года назад +4

      when he said: "WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF" i kept laughing

  • @bigdisappointment4725
    @bigdisappointment4725 4 года назад +647

    This is just 1 hour thirty of a man having a mental breakdown.

  • @callebsquaredd
    @callebsquaredd 2 года назад +5

    Finally! A RUclipsr who actually finishes the game! Most people just play for about 30 minutes and then get bored

  • @MineKing506
    @MineKing506 2 года назад +8

    fun fact: in 'the story' section, Mark said the word 'Zoomies' 46 times

  • @Kai-gm9zl
    @Kai-gm9zl 4 года назад +3313

    I absolutely love Andy's voice acting for this game!

    • @redunocard9428
      @redunocard9428 3 года назад +65

      Ikr!

    • @cryxstaline4253
      @cryxstaline4253 3 года назад +117

      A n d y . I s . A . ✨Q U E E N✨

    • @maxmaster1493
      @maxmaster1493 3 года назад +30

      Who is andy

    • @Kai-gm9zl
      @Kai-gm9zl 3 года назад +76

      @@maxmaster1493 the voiceactor for the man in the game

    • @gewoondena3538
      @gewoondena3538 3 года назад +114

      MAX MASTER14 andy is the voice actor and if you know aphmau its garroth

  • @annrodriguez2209
    @annrodriguez2209 3 года назад +6054

    Narrator: There were 3 little piggies
    Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED
    Narrator: One piggie made a house out of straw
    Mark: AND DIED
    Narrator: Second piggie stole a bunch of bird eggs and regretted it.
    Mark: AND THEN HE DIED!
    Narrator: And the third piggie...
    Mark: IT WAS DEAD ALL THE TIME!
    Narrator: Kept ruining all my GODDAMN PUZZLES!!!
    Mark: *w o a h*

  • @TheLiquidFox0323
    @TheLiquidFox0323 2 года назад +3

    Love how the narrator is super mad at the player for finding out how broken the game is. You literally take the place of a game tester. Their entire job is to find game breaking glitches that make it less enjoyable to play the game!

  • @ROXXNEEDSTODIE
    @ROXXNEEDSTODIE Год назад +7

    Thank you, I’m sick rn, and watching your videos makes me feel better. Thank you

  • @randommatt5967
    @randommatt5967 4 года назад +1745

    18:08
    Mark 2018: I've watched 2 girls 1 cup.
    Mark 2019 (unus annus): I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup
    Me: something's wrong, I can feel it

    • @milkyway6807
      @milkyway6807 4 года назад +80

      I bet he was too much of a bitch to actually watch it and was forced by Ethan in 2019

    • @sockinawashingmachine275
      @sockinawashingmachine275 4 года назад +23

      I am so glad someone else noticed this

    • @tianmejia5430
      @tianmejia5430 4 года назад +20

      Randommatt59 omg wait maybe unus annus is pre recorded

    • @EnzoGaming22
      @EnzoGaming22 4 года назад +3

      You made my day..

    • @djthegamerxiii4302
      @djthegamerxiii4302 4 года назад +5

      I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god

  • @liforra
    @liforra 3 года назад +770

    "If your life gives u lemons then paint them orange and sell them for double the price"

  • @Lost_Dreemurr
    @Lost_Dreemurr 7 месяцев назад +3

    24:04 how I met your mother reference?

  • @army_forever3597
    @army_forever3597 Год назад +7

    9:04 HoW mEnNy PeNiS LiKe THiNgS coULd u FiT iN aN aNvElOp😂😂😂

    • @choccymon_2646
      @choccymon_2646 Год назад +2

      bruh I was laughing so hard when I watched that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Helluva_Boss_Blitz
      @Helluva_Boss_Blitz Год назад

      Hahahahahahahaha

  • @OfficialLuni
    @OfficialLuni 3 года назад +522

    "Dumbledore dies"
    Me, who just started reading Harry Potter: *why must you hurt me this way*

    • @jacksparrow-le4ff
      @jacksparrow-le4ff 3 года назад +11

      It's ok don't worry he doesn't actually 😏 or does he

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 года назад +4

      Is HPPP what got you started then?

    • @Rose_2968
      @Rose_2968 2 года назад +2

      Well he doesn't really or does he he doesn't no no he does I can't remember pretty sure it's a joke but does he die or not

    • @Tactically_sniped
      @Tactically_sniped 2 года назад

      lol

    • @channelnotfound6106
      @channelnotfound6106 2 года назад

      SPOILER!!!

  • @_spooky.one_933
    @_spooky.one_933 3 года назад +384

    Mark: *I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS*
    The Click: *peace was never an option*

  • @venomtheaciddemon
    @venomtheaciddemon Год назад +4

    when he said "fUcK iT sO mUcH" it gave me nostalgia from when he played that game and greg said that lol

  • @brian93724
    @brian93724 9 месяцев назад +3

    26:38 Why would i use a cat in any way in jail

  • @achild5776
    @achild5776 2 года назад +2031

    Game : gif is wrong!
    Both me and mark : EXTREEM ANGER

    • @NotJacX
      @NotJacX 2 года назад +83

      I know right! IT'S GGGGGIF. HARD G, GGGIF. NOT SOFT G AS IN JIF, GGGGGIF.

    • @peepock7796
      @peepock7796 2 года назад +14

      @@NotJacX correct

    • @firebomb13b
      @firebomb13b 2 года назад +31

      you don't say Jolden Retriever

    • @421Dungeon
      @421Dungeon 2 года назад +10

      *inrtense relating noises*

    • @os3c2s15
      @os3c2s15 2 года назад +11

      I think it's pronounced Giph

  • @BlueAngel_13_
    @BlueAngel_13_ 4 года назад +430

    I love Andy so much 😂😂 his comments throughout the entire game cracks me up. Amazing voice actor in general.

    • @user-oj7np2ej1z
      @user-oj7np2ej1z 4 года назад +12

      Yay! Someone else knows! -U•

    • @natig1022
      @natig1022 3 года назад +6

      Me too!

    • @7.62Jayline
      @7.62Jayline 3 года назад +12

      Wait the guys name is Andy?

    • @user-oj7np2ej1z
      @user-oj7np2ej1z 3 года назад +20

      @@7.62Jayline ye, he has a RUclips channel called TheDragonHat and mostly does gaming and voice acting, you should look him up •U•

    • @zhongli9073
      @zhongli9073 3 года назад +5

      @@user-oj7np2ej1z Bobert! You followed me on the Art and Ocs Amino! I'm Amethyst Arts on there! I knew I recognized your username and profile pic. Lol hi

  • @patrickwentzell4638
    @patrickwentzell4638 2 года назад +1

    Lucus : " Ethan let's play a little game all you have to do is light the candle and put it on the cake . "
    Biohazard .

  • @Wolf88769
    @Wolf88769 2 года назад +3

    I love this game and the person who made this game his name is Andy and his youtube channel is the dragon hat, he does voice acting for aphmau you most likely don't know who they are but I love them and there work, and yours mark 😊

  • @calebgoodman2076
    @calebgoodman2076 6 лет назад +740

    To be fair... The narrator only said fifteen passed. That means one person failed before Mark came along, therefore making him number seventeen.

    • @feliciaroberts4041
      @feliciaroberts4041 6 лет назад +12

      Caleb Goodman okay way you told it sounds like Undertale cause the six humans fail until Mark fell down making it seven...just like it is in...DUDE STOP

    • @lushybri
      @lushybri 6 лет назад +26

      You're right, Aphmau failed lmao

    • @robertoradin4896
      @robertoradin4896 6 лет назад +8

      Caleb Goodman aphmau played this

    • @tehyaanderson8249
      @tehyaanderson8249 6 лет назад +6

      Andy/Garroth did the narrating

    • @user-ee4fh1ig1m
      @user-ee4fh1ig1m 6 лет назад +6

      His name is Garroth in the role playing

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 Год назад +1

    “dude stop” and “there is no game” are just two games about messing with the narrator and yet they’re both very different

  • @laughsingay
    @laughsingay Год назад +3

    When the present from life was revealed to be lemons my brain just went-
    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
    I can't help it.
    And it doesn't help that Mark immediately said "can we turn them into grenades?"

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 года назад +4421

    "Are you two friend's?"
    Mark: Yes
    Narrator: No

  • @calmcometsuop5746
    @calmcometsuop5746 3 года назад +417

    Creator: "whoo im on fire!"
    Mark: *I will literally set you on fire*

  • @frillexgamer
    @frillexgamer Год назад +2

    35:20 actually, he said that it can be said both ways

  • @bradleyknight3462
    @bradleyknight3462 2 года назад +4

    He jumped straight to conclusions and said "AND THEN THEY DIED"

  • @mylmanberg6426
    @mylmanberg6426 3 года назад +1099

    Andy: yOuRe nOt gOiNg tO pLaY nOrmAlLy aRe yOu
    Mark: **making weird faces**

    • @galaxywolf6025
      @galaxywolf6025 3 года назад +53

      Wait its andy like the one who played garroth 👁👄👁

    • @faelarmagrora770
      @faelarmagrora770 3 года назад +7

      @@galaxywolf6025 I think so?

    • @tamaramisue9219
      @tamaramisue9219 3 года назад +16

      Galaxy wolf yes it’s Andy as in garroth

    • @hassanawdi3793
      @hassanawdi3793 3 года назад +7

      Everyone is talking that Andy appeared before in another game but which one

    • @peskybird5697
      @peskybird5697 3 года назад +4

      L’manberg flag

  • @allieburns8659
    @allieburns8659 4 года назад +284

    10:35 "If you look at it upside down then it smiles, if you look at it the normal way it frowns :( I want a double smile not a double frown"

  • @CyclopsFromMUGEN
    @CyclopsFromMUGEN Год назад +3

    31:36
    Voice: Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?
    Mark: No.
    Voice: Very good answer.
    Mark: Thank you.
    Voice: She got what she deserved.
    Mark: *NOOOOOOOOO!!*

  • @eli_i_suppose
    @eli_i_suppose Год назад +2

    Members of the support group for narrators with stubborn players:
    Stanley Parable Narrator
    There is No Game Narrator
    Dude, Stop Narrator

  • @mira5923
    @mira5923 5 лет назад +526

    4:00 "That's ME I'm the special SNOWFLAKE"
    Clearly😂

  • @leafyeevee5939
    @leafyeevee5939 4 года назад +106

    27:37 Mark getting upset about the dog being called a bad dog is just so wholesome

  • @beagz1930
    @beagz1930 9 месяцев назад

    I can’t believe I watched all of this. With zero regret and I want MORE OF MARK BEING A CHAOTIC TODLER

  • @chromosoa23
    @chromosoa23 11 месяцев назад

    man... can't believe both this video and game are already half a decade old. remember being so obsessed watching people play this game when they just came out back when i was in middle school.

  • @ohokayian
    @ohokayian 6 лет назад +265

    “They call me player...mark a player”- markiplier, 2018-2018
    I’m dead lol

    • @StarGirlMel
      @StarGirlMel 6 лет назад +6

      Omg which part? xD

    • @Tyler-lx2df
      @Tyler-lx2df 6 лет назад +1

      Markiplayer

    • @rathernot3298
      @rathernot3298 6 лет назад +3

      JOKES ON YOU IM ALIVE
      *TRIES TO PLAY FLUTE ON PINEAPPLE*

    • @glitchcode5392
      @glitchcode5392 6 лет назад

      narrator is rude to markiplier,now its time to revenge!!! whompy whompus the game!

    • @ediffers4298
      @ediffers4298 6 лет назад +2

      Mark keep lier

  • @mellow2573
    @mellow2573 4 года назад +4015

    I love how mark seems like the child and the voice is like his babysitter or something xD

    • @user-hb8ks3qg7i
      @user-hb8ks3qg7i 4 года назад +29

      So true >w

    • @moonwolf9250
      @moonwolf9250 4 года назад +18

      And andy is a jerk wad in this

    • @asher7303
      @asher7303 4 года назад +80

      Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to me pissing off my babysitter.
      Genuinely sounds like something mark would say

    • @glamorgirls1036
      @glamorgirls1036 4 года назад

      Yeah ditto

    • @glamorgirls1036
      @glamorgirls1036 4 года назад

      Yeah ditto

  • @MoonShoes69
    @MoonShoes69 9 месяцев назад +3

    Mark: I have ADD I can’t sit here and do nothing
    Voice: don’t be a “sPeCiAL sNoWfLaKe”
    Mark: DATS MEEEEEE
    Me: Relatable

  • @plantern4590
    @plantern4590 2 года назад +2

    Dude stop: "Lets see for how long youre gonna extend your christmas"
    Philippines: Yes

  • @Joeybun
    @Joeybun 6 лет назад +795

    “They call me player, ....Markiplayer”
    Dude.. stop..

  • @eok1138
    @eok1138 6 лет назад +133

    I love this voice actor, been a fan of his work for years. Andy is the man

    • @BlueberryPl4nt
      @BlueberryPl4nt 6 лет назад +3

      EOK YEET

    • @robotdisco945
      @robotdisco945 6 лет назад +3

      I can't figure out if he's British or not?

    • @eok1138
      @eok1138 6 лет назад

      Elfchamp yeah he is, he lives in England. Like me lol

    • @eok1138
      @eok1138 6 лет назад

      Kelly no he is British . He is definitely from England. I am too lol

    • @eok1138
      @eok1138 6 лет назад

      Kelly lol I have the worst British accent but I remember Andy always mentioning him being British and I can tell he is

  • @stepthrow9046
    @stepthrow9046 2 года назад +7

    I love markiplier’s angry face 😂😂😂

  • @seaangel6947
    @seaangel6947 Год назад +1

    the bet: whoever lost had to dress up as the grinch and run around screaming "WHEEEEEERS MY ONION???!?!?"

  • @rileymiles819
    @rileymiles819 3 года назад +3615

    I died when this happened
    Mark: HES GOT THE ZOOMIES
    Also Mark: ZOOMIE ZOOMIE ZOOMIE

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 2 года назад +34

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    • @realbeastmode327
      @realbeastmode327 2 года назад +7

      I respect the profile picture

    • @Sevolture
      @Sevolture 2 года назад +5

      @@lonkzelda7871 how long did that take you?

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 2 года назад +6

      @@Sevolture Used copy paste so not that long, just took a bit of time to spam it.

    • @GildedGalaxy
      @GildedGalaxy 2 года назад +2

      Yes meanie meanie mo meanie

  • @emmadruer6954
    @emmadruer6954 2 года назад +729

    Poor Andy is slowly losing his mind because of mark 😂

    • @kitkatpita6703
      @kitkatpita6703 2 года назад +16

      Sanity? Whats that? Surely we dont need that, right?

    • @Iambadatusernames_kat
      @Iambadatusernames_kat 2 года назад +58

      I am so happy someone else knows who the VA is in this game

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 года назад +30

      Well to be fair Andy was being condescending... unlike his mentor The Narrator, who only wanted to take Stanley on a fun adventure

    • @choccymon_2646
      @choccymon_2646 Год назад +6

      his name is Andy? I never knew that thanks for teaching me

    • @choccymon_2646
      @choccymon_2646 Год назад +1

      (I'm talking about the narrator)

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Год назад +2

    18:08
    Wait, Mark said in the worst kind of cupping video from Unus Annus (the one about 2 girls 1 cup) that he never watched 2 girls 1 cup, he lied to us?

  • @ellynnmayo4360
    @ellynnmayo4360 9 месяцев назад +2

    “How many penis shaped things can you fit in an envelope?!” Is that a challenge mark? Cause I’m up for that challenge.

  • @lamarvfx_
    @lamarvfx_ 4 года назад +976

    Markiplier: “I am an adult!”
    Vsauce: *Or Are You?*

    • @rebekahlps6842
      @rebekahlps6842 4 года назад +1

      Technically 30 counts as an young adult, so..

    • @lamarvfx_
      @lamarvfx_ 4 года назад

      r/wooosh

    • @Doomguy617
      @Doomguy617 4 года назад +3

      >I am an adult!
      *proceeds to defend saying gif instead of jif*

    • @johnathon1851
      @johnathon1851 4 года назад +1

      Hold up. There are 911 likes on this...
      Hey there, VCop here.

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 5 лет назад +338

    Guy: A wet puddle-
    Mark: *VROOM*

    • @NadiaK.2949
      @NadiaK.2949 5 лет назад +5

      They guy is Andy aka TheDragonHat he does a voice for garroth in aphmau' series (Aphmau is a RUclipsr)

    • @thepinkdiamondhannah2358
      @thepinkdiamondhannah2358 5 лет назад +4

      @@NadiaK.2949 THANK YOU i love andy!

    • @Fckraine
      @Fckraine 5 лет назад +2

      Vertical Fox YAZ aph for life

    • @NadiaK.2949
      @NadiaK.2949 5 лет назад +1

      @@Fckraine yup ! :3

    • @NadiaK.2949
      @NadiaK.2949 5 лет назад

      @@thepinkdiamondhannah2358 No Problem

  • @DinosaurNick
    @DinosaurNick 2 года назад +19

    Me: When life gives you lemons...
    Mark: Turn them into grenades?
    Me: *Ded*

    • @jamespogman1767
      @jamespogman1767 2 года назад

      wrong you turn them into a 15 cal bullet then he shoves it in lemonade then grabs a balisong and stabs someone

    • @Bucky-sp2sq
      @Bucky-sp2sq 2 года назад

      @@jamespogman1767 That's what I was thinking.

    • @Sick-cada
      @Sick-cada 2 года назад

      MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!! GIVE LIFE THE COMBUSTIBLE LEMOMS AND BURN HIS FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!

    • @Bucky-sp2sq
      @Bucky-sp2sq 2 года назад

      @@Sick-cada um what if that checked on my bucket list?

    • @MollyYako
      @MollyYako 2 года назад +1

      lemonade
      heheh... heheh... get it? heheh...

  • @Breakvan.
    @Breakvan. 3 месяца назад +1

    11:05 the cup hitting the wall and table matches the narrator’s emphasis.

  • @lewmie179
    @lewmie179 5 лет назад +401

    Mark: I got a long cup. That's what they all say.
    Me: *chokes*

  • @trashopposum5965
    @trashopposum5965 6 лет назад +164

    "Dumbledore dies"
    Me:*deep breathe* HOW DARE YOU-

  • @MI_CherryTarts
    @MI_CherryTarts 2 года назад +1

    "That's me. I'm a special Snowflake."
    -Markiplier 2022
    (I shall leave a quote in every Markiplier video I watch.)

  • @playking2440
    @playking2440 8 месяцев назад +2

    18:08 like Markiplier, to this day, has been scared for life after doing that 😂😂

  • @themalevolentone5087
    @themalevolentone5087 3 года назад +613

    “if i’m getting sexual ness from a book” he clearly hasn’t read fanfiction

    • @SyfeSade
      @SyfeSade 3 года назад +29

      *god damn right*

    • @deathbrry4958
      @deathbrry4958 3 года назад +26

      My friend asked me what "smut" meant today because he said his old friend called him that...... He and his friend are 8...
      Edit: I'm 14

    • @whydoieven1400
      @whydoieven1400 3 года назад +9

      @@deathbrry4958 At least it's not BDSM

    • @deathbrry4958
      @deathbrry4958 3 года назад +5

      @@whydoieven1400 true 👌

    • @raindrop5243
      @raindrop5243 3 года назад +3

      Good thing he hasn't discovered Wattpad or AO3 or Quotev-
      Or searched "markiplier X __ "

  • @warriorofthetwilight9682
    @warriorofthetwilight9682 4 года назад +885

    2018: 18:07 i have seen 2 girls one cup.
    2019 in a video of unus annus: i have never seen 2 girls one cup.
    me: You lied to me mark...

    • @thephoenix6237
      @thephoenix6237 4 года назад +41

      Oh it was just he wanted to keep it a secret and see here you are exposing said secret but dont worry this flash will happen annnnnnd nope I just flashed a light for nothing. Well.

    • @amirbudge402
      @amirbudge402 4 года назад +7

      damn i was confused too mark whyyy

    • @Nelski11401
      @Nelski11401 3 года назад +13

      HE LIED TO US
      HE LIED TO ALL OF US

    • @MystikVultz
      @MystikVultz 3 года назад +3

      Bookmark 1:02

    • @vadim9153
      @vadim9153 3 года назад +10

      i rushed straight into the comments when he said that

  • @ALICETHECOOKIEE_YT
    @ALICETHECOOKIEE_YT 6 месяцев назад +1

    Narrator:no bad-bad! Only good-good!!
    Mark:THATS ME, ONLY GOOD-GOOD

  • @Interestking
    @Interestking 11 месяцев назад +1

    41:00 Systems are at 110% which is weird, but a little overkill never hurt anyone.

  • @RandomKorok
    @RandomKorok 6 лет назад +2447

    “I’ll screw myself with the potato!”
    Yeah we have video evidence of that too lol

  • @AbirMahjoub
    @AbirMahjoub 6 лет назад +323

    Andy: ''Before we start let me tel you a story , there were three little pigges.''
    Mark :'' *AND THEN THEY DIED* !!''

    • @Kiyo_mimii
      @Kiyo_mimii 6 лет назад +6

      The guy who is voice acting is named Andy!!!

    • @marleighrice432
      @marleighrice432 6 лет назад +4

      Emmaly Alpha I know!! I love Andy!!

    • @Kiyo_mimii
      @Kiyo_mimii 6 лет назад +1

      Crimsonelephant Me too!!!

    • @dragontailstudio8791
      @dragontailstudio8791 5 лет назад +2

      And then the corgies came to much ....fine

    • @ph03n1xm9
      @ph03n1xm9 5 лет назад

      One piggy made a house out of straw *AND DIED.*

  • @Froggy2023
    @Froggy2023 Год назад +1

    I love how Garroth is the voice actor for this game

  • @Shiranai-
    @Shiranai- Год назад +1

    35:28 it is called Graphics interchange format (Gif) not Jraphics interchange format (Jif).
    It is also not pronounced "yiff"

  • @sophieh6799
    @sophieh6799 6 лет назад +56

    *Mark clicks frantically as the cat has an existential crisis, breaks the fourth wall, and contemplates suicide*

  • @Maria-xf1yx
    @Maria-xf1yx 3 года назад +453

    The game: "Dude, stop"
    Markiplier: "No, I don't think I will"

    • @stephaniemullinex4293
      @stephaniemullinex4293 3 года назад +2

      And that is one of the exact things that actually has me questioning whether I actually like this RUclipsr or not

  • @thatoneperson6046
    @thatoneperson6046 Год назад

    4 years ago... Honestly crazy how fast time flew by, it feels like this game was at max a year ago, jeez.

  • @Breakvan.
    @Breakvan. 3 месяца назад

    Tbh, mark is one of the ones who “don’t meet your heroes” doesn’t apply for. He’s so nice!

  • @user-et5lp2um5y
    @user-et5lp2um5y 5 лет назад +217

    “They call me player...Markiplayer” 😂😂😂

    • @incendiarywf2369
      @incendiarywf2369 5 лет назад +2

      Lol😂

    • @acringeyfanboy8746
      @acringeyfanboy8746 5 лет назад +1

      "Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to let's date."
      Does anyone remember that line?

  • @Fruitpatch
    @Fruitpatch 6 лет назад +81

    "Once upon a time there were three little piggies
    *AND THEN THEY DIED!* "

    • @jadynemarie9280
      @jadynemarie9280 6 лет назад +1

      Ootani Michuyo lol

    • @paxlmao7762
      @paxlmao7762 4 года назад

      guys, don't like or dislike this comment let's just keep the number of likes how it is...k?

  • @boredralsei7786
    @boredralsei7786 8 месяцев назад +2

    forgot about this game. probably because it's just "there is no game"

  • @whiteboard_history
    @whiteboard_history 2 года назад +5

    Lol the fact that 17 million people clicked on this not knowing what it was

  • @spaceboy3966
    @spaceboy3966 3 года назад +107

    When he referenced the “fuuUUuck it sOoOoO mUUUUch.”

    • @nayderdabigfatgator1842
      @nayderdabigfatgator1842 3 года назад +10

      “you know what anna?! fuck this shit!”

    • @AlxHotCocoaMan
      @AlxHotCocoaMan 2 года назад +7

      @@nayderdabigfatgator1842 "fuck this silent treatment shit! ffUUuuuCK it so MuuuuuUUUUUCh"

  • @real.sugarcone
    @real.sugarcone 3 года назад +910

    "I watched two girls one cup!"
    One year later
    Ethan: have you seen two girls one cup?
    Mark: I've NEVER seen two girls one cup!!!

    • @davidmortimer9764
      @davidmortimer9764 3 года назад +76

      Was looking for this exact comment.
      Which is it, Mark? WHICH IS IT?

    • @josebaltoomarnilson4762
      @josebaltoomarnilson4762 3 года назад +11

      @@davidmortimer9764 he did watch it in unnus annus

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 года назад +26

      @@josebaltoomarnilson4762 oh was that the video that's in almost every "out of context" compilation where he reacted in horror and ran away from the computer while Ethan stood there uncomfortably? I hadn't seen the full video so I wasn't sure.

    • @josebaltoomarnilson4762
      @josebaltoomarnilson4762 3 года назад +22

      @@r.j.penfold yeah i think it was that one, he basically was "forced" to watch for content and he just kept agonizing in horror while ethan just noped

    • @raindrop5243
      @raindrop5243 3 года назад +8

      I remember my friend showed me it and now nothing can scar me more than that video

  • @mewtwogamer2495
    @mewtwogamer2495 9 месяцев назад +1

    That voice belongs to the voice actor of Garroth from Mystreet, and Minecraft Diaries.

  • @hannahduggan3599
    @hannahduggan3599 Год назад +1

    Whenever I go to church and sit down to sing the second song, I always see my uncle tapping his foot, which embarrasses me to no end. I think inside my head, "dude, stop."

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 5 лет назад +452

    This game was actually narrated by TheDragonHat. Aphmau fans may know him as Andy, or Garroth Ro'Meave.

    • @peteymeyer9830
      @peteymeyer9830 4 года назад +9

      Kavina Derrow garreth

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 года назад +27

      Kavina Derrow holy crap I can’t believe I didn’t recognize him. Even though I don’t watch her any more, Minecraft Diaries was my childhood. I’m disappointed in myself. Thanks for pointing that out.

    • @Sadsquidyy352
      @Sadsquidyy352 4 года назад +5

      Kavina Derrow hehehehe
      I know

    • @raylasagna
      @raylasagna 4 года назад +10

      Holy frickity frack I knew the voice was familiar but then when I saw this comment I was like, OH MY GAWD

    • @meiwu7660
      @meiwu7660 4 года назад +3

      I knew that already