Dude, Stop! Seriously, Just Stop It

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @Evildoerz
    @Evildoerz 6 лет назад +11612

    Hey dude!
    Narrator here :D
    Thanks for playing the game again, I hope you enjoyed it :)
    p.s We've actually met at Insomnia in the vip room ;D Small world

  • @Theo-kc5ed
    @Theo-kc5ed 6 лет назад +403

    "A cat says.."
    Jack:I wanna go home and die.
    " *correct* "

  • @majorwaveproductions
    @majorwaveproductions 6 лет назад +998

    A dog says: "Woof"
    A cat says: "I wanna go home and die!"
    Narrator says: "Correct"
    32:02

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 5 лет назад +12

      I've seen a thousand people commenting that, but you're the only one with a time stamp (so far).

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 5 лет назад +4

      IT'S TOO FUNNY

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 5 лет назад +3

      @@liviadarling8577 why do you use your real name you idiot!

    • @jacksonsears3866
      @jacksonsears3866 5 лет назад +2

      This is exactly what I was thinking

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 5 лет назад +1

      @@liviadarling8577 uh oh looks like we have a catfisher over here

  • @stephnes2505
    @stephnes2505 4 года назад +485

    “This is definitely a vibrator”
    “Oh, that’s for my mother in law”
    Wait-

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 4 года назад +16

      r/holup

    • @hooded-devil2725
      @hooded-devil2725 4 года назад +9

      What are you doing step son?

    • @xxpotatoloverxx3383
      @xxpotatoloverxx3383 4 года назад +2

      When did you tell me you had a mom and your mom was a devil

    • @tish453
      @tish453 3 года назад +3

      Are you winning son

    • @Ioxidine
      @Ioxidine 3 года назад +1

      Embagle

  • @saphykat
    @saphykat 5 лет назад +402

    32:07
    Narrator: 'A dog says 'Woof'. A cat says'
    Jack: I wanna go home and die!
    Narrator: 'Correct!'

  • @nsfwry
    @nsfwry 5 лет назад +2847

    jack: “that’s definitely a vibrator”
    narrator: “that’s for my mom”
    perfect 😂

  • @Yoku_Ren
    @Yoku_Ren 6 лет назад +816

    Jack: I want to go home and die
    Narrator : correct

  • @stygian4330
    @stygian4330 4 года назад +1016

    The most I smiled all day was when he called us his friends

    • @hyperion1377
      @hyperion1377 4 года назад +42

      And then in the 24 million subscriber video he called us his friends again!

    • @trey-5772
      @trey-5772 4 года назад +6

      @@hyperion1377 if: u

    • @RuiMadeNeneBot
      @RuiMadeNeneBot 4 года назад +4

      Irish together strong

    • @holly5329
      @holly5329 3 года назад +9

      9:35 You're welcome :)

    • @lynnakey2726
      @lynnakey2726 3 года назад +2

      @@holly5329 so nice

  • @ethan7520
    @ethan7520 6 лет назад +129

    "All my friends are already watching."
    *HEART LEAPS OUT OF CHEST*
    ARE WE ALL YOUR FRIENDS?!

  • @morganfreeman1053
    @morganfreeman1053 6 лет назад +448

    Jack: it looks like a vibrator
    Narrator:oh that’s for my mother-in law
    Me:*dying of laughter*

  • @kytekitty
    @kytekitty 6 лет назад +376

    "a cat says"
    "I wanna go home and die."
    "CORRECT!"

  • @dudenopost2191
    @dudenopost2191 4 года назад +290

    a cat says: * Blank * jack: "i wanna go home and die." narrarator: "Correct!"

  • @goaway1514
    @goaway1514 5 лет назад +888

    "Im red, green colorblind"
    Channel is literally built around green

  • @misszeno7994
    @misszeno7994 6 лет назад +265

    "A cat says?"
    "I wanna go home and die!"
    "Correct!"

  • @LilithNMorning
    @LilithNMorning 6 лет назад +741

    Jack: “this is definitely a vibrator”
    Narrator: “that’s for my mother in law”
    😂😂😂

  • @ipipsqueak4591
    @ipipsqueak4591 4 года назад +56

    31:00 “Blood for the Blood God” -Jacksepticeye
    TechnoBLADEEEEE Is sHakInG

    • @melodeitea3317
      @melodeitea3317 3 года назад +1

      I was gonna comment that lmao Jack really went *foreshadowing*

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 6 лет назад +462

    Narrator: The cat says?
    Jack: I wanna go home and die!
    Narrator: correct.

    • @memegumin
      @memegumin 6 лет назад +3

      Derp Boss really? Well sorry we have the same taste for comedy :P

    • @memegumin
      @memegumin 6 лет назад +1

      Derp Boss ow yea... Yea we did... Dammit

    • @ComradexChaos
      @ComradexChaos 6 лет назад +1

      no! the cat goes "woof"

    • @comet7753
      @comet7753 6 лет назад

      hi

    • @comet7753
      @comet7753 6 лет назад

      hi

  • @croncherss
    @croncherss 6 лет назад +171

    "What does a cat say?"
    Jack: I wanna go home and die
    "Correct"

  • @momentomori4070
    @momentomori4070 5 лет назад +606

    Narrator: Take this!
    Jack: Take this
    *sticks middle finger up*
    Jack: Haha got em😂

  • @lazilexi
    @lazilexi 4 года назад +99

    Hey, the cake wasn't a lie after all.

    • @polkaofdots
      @polkaofdots 4 года назад +1

      :D

    • @samanthafreeman8012
      @samanthafreeman8012 4 года назад +4

      Oh damn L taking a break from the Kira case to watch RUclips. How's being dead?

    • @lazilexi
      @lazilexi 4 года назад +3

      @@samanthafreeman8012 You know, the usual. A bit boring, but nothing I can't handle.

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 3 года назад

      *”Activating The Deadly Neuro Toxins”*

  • @Egypt_Mummy
    @Egypt_Mummy 6 лет назад +253

    The cat says
    "I wanna go home and die"
    *Correct*

  • @ztsottles
    @ztsottles 5 лет назад +271

    Jack: all my friends are already watching :)”
    Me, in tears: And you’re doing so great

  • @somewhatstressed469
    @somewhatstressed469 5 лет назад +333

    "When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes until you get something better" -quotes

    • @speltspirit
      @speltspirit 4 года назад +20

      I see your quote, and I raise you one better:
      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

    • @thatsnailboi1598
      @thatsnailboi1598 4 года назад +1

      @@speltspirit *coughs*

    • @TheSnomGuy
      @TheSnomGuy 4 года назад +2

      When life give you lemons...
      DON'T MAKE LEMONADE MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK... 😂😂

    • @nutninjagoesbananaserc9835
      @nutninjagoesbananaserc9835 4 года назад +2

      When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life’s eyes, drop kick them in the head while they’re blinded. If the kick doesn’t knock them out, pull out a tranquilizer gun and shoot life. Drag them to an altar, rip out life’s beating heart and ingest the blood to gain immortality.

    • @Ink_Sack
      @Ink_Sack 4 года назад +3

      River Has A Life "anyway, you get back to testing" I swear I'm the only one who notices how sad and defeated he sounds after the quote. He just tells you to get back to testing in a way that makes it sound like he suddenly remembered how close to death he was

  • @styledmeow
    @styledmeow 4 года назад +33

    32:13 Jack: “I wanna go home and die!” The game: “Correct!”

  • @coalspruce
    @coalspruce 6 лет назад +132

    As a regular Tetris player, that Tetris puzzle kinda hurt...
    Also, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!! With the lemons!!! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon!!!

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 6 лет назад +5

      Appature science at its finest...

    • @calesorge9457
      @calesorge9457 6 лет назад

      Ha ha ha not really you thought I was laughing no I just didn't want you to feel bad umm cus of your generousness

    • @danielc.santana5117
      @danielc.santana5117 6 лет назад +4

      Non. When life gives you lemons squirt them in Life’s eyes and demand more ingredients. Do you know how hard it is to make lemonade with just bloody lemons? Do you?!

    • @coalspruce
      @coalspruce 6 лет назад +5

      daniel c.santana yeah, I’ve tried making lemonade with nothing but mercury... I’ll tell you, that *killed* at the club

    • @danielc.santana5117
      @danielc.santana5117 6 лет назад +5

      inhumanpoppy merde! Sounds like quite a *heavy* drink. I once tried to make wine with bleach, I tell you sir it was to *die* for.

  • @Chunchasku
    @Chunchasku 6 лет назад +529

    Wow, jack your intro really touched me. I felt like you were speaking to me personally....I assure you i immediately put my pants back on, and went outside to re-think things. Funny story is, you were right all along. My mother deserves that money. She worked really hard for it. Who do i think i am helping myself to that without permission?
    Thank you jack, for always being there, and changing our hearts for the better.
    Now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to troll more comment sections.
    For real, love your vids man keep up the good work!

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook 6 лет назад +15

      ChunChasku i love this comment so much

    • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
      @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 6 лет назад +13

      You're a legend

    • @patrisghazanfari6940
      @patrisghazanfari6940 6 лет назад +14

      No, Dragon_Wolf_ You are a legend. Complementing a stranger that you have no fact about just to make him feel better, it´s something just the strongest men could do, something only gods, jack with his pma and will smith could pull off, being a legend! So thank you, for existing in my life!

    • @dawsonthomas3760
      @dawsonthomas3760 6 лет назад +8

      patris ghazanfari this whole community is legendary

    • @corcor1813
      @corcor1813 6 лет назад +3

      No, patris ghazanfari, YOU'RE a legend!

  • @ButtahWuttah
    @ButtahWuttah 4 года назад +393

    Woman: "A cat says..."
    Jack: "I wanna go home and *die"*
    Woman: *"Correct!"*
    I'm dead! 😂

    • @bug7313
      @bug7313 4 года назад +8

      32:02 for anyone wondering

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 года назад +9

      So is the cat!

    • @JamesTheAce0
      @JamesTheAce0 4 года назад +3

      I guess you're a cat then

    • @drharoldpontiffcoomer
      @drharoldpontiffcoomer 4 года назад +2

      Wow, adding emojis really makes it funnier, doesn't it?

    • @Newsoulsfan
      @Newsoulsfan 3 года назад +1

      No, the CAT is dead

  • @star2138
    @star2138 4 года назад +28

    “Perfect! It’s covered in flies and sh.t, just like me!”
    Why is this the mood 24/7

  • @Misshowzat
    @Misshowzat 5 лет назад +502

    Learning about animals;
    "The cat says;"
    "I want to go home and die!"
    "Correct" 😂😂😂
    "The cat is in the kitchen"
    "The cat is a sh*thead"
    "Correct"

    • @FullmetalDabi
      @FullmetalDabi 4 года назад +4

      Misshowzat
      That pack is so much fun to break!

    • @navyblued
      @navyblued 4 года назад +4

      “The cat wants to go outside
      “The cat wants to go to hell”

    • @gachalgbt4325
      @gachalgbt4325 4 года назад +1

      True😂😂😂

    • @potatosurfs
      @potatosurfs 4 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @giogio_1895
      @giogio_1895 4 года назад

      Narrator: Did the Doggy deserve to stay outside?
      Jack: *WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF*
      Narrator: Very good Answer

  • @badgeholster
    @badgeholster 6 лет назад +75

    “The cat says...”
    “I want to go home and die.”
    “Correct!”

  • @Jelly27Fish
    @Jelly27Fish 5 лет назад +81

    *12:14** Papyrus's reaction when Sans makes a pun*

  • @nooneknowsmebutyou
    @nooneknowsmebutyou 4 года назад +40

    the game: "here is your cup!"
    Jack: hesitantly "That's what she said?" - Jack 2018

  • @kales_salad
    @kales_salad 5 лет назад +67

    2:05
    Ouran High School Host Club all over again

  • @Darkshade_01
    @Darkshade_01 6 лет назад +695

    Jack: *gets the trash trophy*
    Me: Honey I'm trash

    • @ryanr4156
      @ryanr4156 6 лет назад +7

      Robert Guajardo same. I thought for sure that was coming

    • @ellienoneoyourbeeswax2146
      @ellienoneoyourbeeswax2146 6 лет назад +5

      That's from house flipper

    • @katmustang7666
      @katmustang7666 6 лет назад +3

      I was waiting for it.

    • @ryanr4156
      @ryanr4156 6 лет назад +7

      Ellie Noneo'yourbeeswax no kidding. Gold sticky start for you

    • @theorca3893
      @theorca3893 6 лет назад +3

      Jack, I love the vid. Maybe play some Overwatch?

  • @HadesTheMisfit
    @HadesTheMisfit 5 лет назад +78

    "You're playing as Zelda.."
    *_Did he just..._*

    • @georgigrayson2989
      @georgigrayson2989 5 лет назад +3

      I am a Creepynoodle :D your not the only one I promise

    • @aidenember4640
      @aidenember4640 5 лет назад +1

      Yes... yes he did *trying not to kill him*

    • @kadenpruitt24
      @kadenpruitt24 5 лет назад +3

      r/woooosh

    • @aidenember4640
      @aidenember4640 5 лет назад +2

      @@kadenpruitt24 I... what?

    • @kadenpruitt24
      @kadenpruitt24 5 лет назад +2

      Katsuki Bakugo the joke is that he said he’s playing as Zelda, knowing fully well that he actually plays as link

  • @blackoutowo8666
    @blackoutowo8666 4 года назад +24

    32:09
    Narrator: a dog says..
    Jack: GIVE ME THE CHEERIOS

  • @claire1490
    @claire1490 4 года назад +58

    I love Andy’s voice as he narrates

  • @kellymcmahan2094
    @kellymcmahan2094 6 лет назад +393

    *Z A C H S T O O O O P*
    *Z A C H YOURE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE*

  • @mookid1
    @mookid1 6 лет назад +14

    “Call the president. Tell him it’s jack, he’ll know what it means.” idk why that killed me 😂

  • @bubblepop3265
    @bubblepop3265 4 года назад +188

    "Zelda is the character you play as..."
    my gamer instincts: :| No, just no....please no

    • @elfro1237
      @elfro1237 4 года назад +15

      I’m hoping he was joking for the joke of getting them wrong

    • @primera1679
      @primera1679 4 года назад +2

      But don't get mad I got it wrong when I first started

    • @bubblepop3265
      @bubblepop3265 4 года назад +2

      @@primera1679 I mean I always like a good story line so when I got my first Zelda game I knew most of the characters because I loved the story I do miss the flute imagine trying to play that on the switch now XD

    • @mandanakafashinamdar1873
      @mandanakafashinamdar1873 4 года назад +3

      Who do you play as? I’ve never played Zelda so in curious. Is it link? Is link even in that game lol ok idk

    • @acidalix
      @acidalix 4 года назад +4

      @@mandanakafashinamdar1873 yes you play as Link LMAO. your "girlfriend" is Zelda

  • @AmyTheWolfysGachas
    @AmyTheWolfysGachas 6 лет назад +50

    I Cant even because I know the person who voiced dude stop! not personally but if you wanna know him, His channel is called thedragonhat.
    He also voices characters in Aphmau's Mystreet, Pheonix drop high, Minecraft Diaries and more!

    • @idonthavefriendstheydisapp4850
      @idonthavefriendstheydisapp4850 6 лет назад +1

      His name is Andy

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa 6 лет назад

      *deep breath*
      andyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      ANDY!!!!!

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa 6 лет назад

      Anaya Morris
      who me?

    • @godofgamestheunstoppablego5560
      @godofgamestheunstoppablego5560 5 лет назад

      Thx

    • @nyixsphere28
      @nyixsphere28 5 лет назад

      He helped in a Septicplier fanfic LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @some_random_merc
    @some_random_merc 5 лет назад +16

    36:58
    "When life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade."
    - Cave Johnson, 2011

  • @adalinew7540
    @adalinew7540 5 лет назад +241

    Jack: Im right your wrong shut up
    Me: Eugene is that you?

    • @lolasheffield4363
      @lolasheffield4363 5 лет назад +6

      HFHUDJD GO SEARCH FOR MY COMMENT I SAID THE SAME THING 😂😂👌👌
      not really but related

    • @landofdaisies
      @landofdaisies 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @reevasharma5190
      @reevasharma5190 4 года назад +11

      brilliant try guys reference. all hail the rank king

    • @klandi8602
      @klandi8602 4 года назад +1

      you

    • @kat.tozier2917
      @kat.tozier2917 4 года назад +3

      try guys fans, LOVE IT

  • @spadescan
    @spadescan 4 года назад +83

    When it said "The sun was dry" for some reason I heard "ThE dOg WaS hIgH"-

  • @needyourblood6677
    @needyourblood6677 6 лет назад +239

    Honey... I'm traaash!

    • @lennyface5406
      @lennyface5406 6 лет назад +2

      DANGIT!! i had to delete my comment after seeing this XD lucky son of a b-

    • @CARMATIZBAK_
      @CARMATIZBAK_ 6 лет назад +1

      Amanthony you’re not the only one

    • @lennyface5406
      @lennyface5406 6 лет назад +1

      Jacob Dailey
      omg i feel you man heh

    • @itsbr0k3n
      @itsbr0k3n 6 лет назад +4

      Rip missions in house flipper

    • @MrMogi-zg2ud
      @MrMogi-zg2ud 6 лет назад +1

      Does she take out out at least?

  • @Snoorlacks
    @Snoorlacks 5 лет назад +67

    The game: The cat says-
    “I wanna go home and die!”
    Also the game: Correct.
    😂😂😂

  • @starcream2799
    @starcream2799 6 лет назад +64

    Lady: a cat says...
    Jack: I want to go home and die...
    Lady: correct!
    The magic of editing!

  • @ButterFromDiscord
    @ButterFromDiscord 4 года назад +13

    28:11 cat: falls without landing on feet
    Narrator (girl voice): Cats always land on their feet
    Jacksepticeye (stupid mode): they sure do

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 6 лет назад +1057

    *HONEY!*
    Yes, darling?
    *STAHP!*

    • @BigDan67
      @BigDan67 6 лет назад +13

      Zevastian 1991 omg you have Sam in your name??

    • @Garonjam53
      @Garonjam53 6 лет назад +3

      ?

    • @vortexlupus2332
      @vortexlupus2332 6 лет назад +3

      Zevastian 1991 9

    • @whoisylo
      @whoisylo 6 лет назад +2

      Gucci u just have to be that one person to ask the question

    • @Garonjam53
      @Garonjam53 6 лет назад +15

      He is a sponsorer. . . thing, he sponsored the channel

  • @whiskyandpoetry
    @whiskyandpoetry 6 лет назад +11

    37:03 when life gives you lemons you say "I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!!!!!"

  • @NaThingSerious
    @NaThingSerious 5 лет назад +94

    Narrator: now there’s only ONE place to put it.
    Jack: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  • @managainsttime-g7v
    @managainsttime-g7v 4 года назад +16

    “I wanna go home and die.”
    “Correct.”

  • @MelvinDepeanus
    @MelvinDepeanus 6 лет назад +70

    Dumbledore dies in infinity war 😂

  • @brookoleena1820
    @brookoleena1820 6 лет назад +40

    Idk why "All my friends are all ready watching" cracked me up lol

  • @PenninInque
    @PenninInque 6 лет назад +98

    It's so weird, I can practically see Andy recording these lines.

  • @softiicle
    @softiicle 4 года назад +67

    “All my friends are already watching”
    Me: awwwww
    (Still can’t get over that 🥺💕🖐)

  • @ozzyboy2895
    @ozzyboy2895 6 лет назад +16

    He kept telling his honey he was trash... Now he has the trophy to prove it!

  • @user-dg4nh3bp5w
    @user-dg4nh3bp5w 6 лет назад +302

    "My name is Connor, I'm the.... *"DUDE STOP"*
    the meme is over now

    • @Cortizelic
      @Cortizelic 6 лет назад +4

      Scary videos Nah bitch

    • @exztermGames
      @exztermGames 6 лет назад

      U No Mem lerd

    • @seniorvenusdigital3904
      @seniorvenusdigital3904 6 лет назад

      Scary videos no stop advertising

    • @seniorvenusdigital3904
      @seniorvenusdigital3904 6 лет назад

      Scary videos all you do is repost. You could get a copyright strike if I felt like reporting you.

    • @user-dg4nh3bp5w
      @user-dg4nh3bp5w 6 лет назад

      Overactive Imagination
      He has asked me to subscribe to him twice and that's just today

  • @Robsonski96
    @Robsonski96 6 лет назад +35

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

    • @thebluefirelove8539
      @thebluefirelove8539 6 лет назад +3

      Robsonski96 YES! LET’S NOT JUST BURN THE HOUSES DOWN. LETS BURN EVERYTHING ON EARTH!!!!!

    • @caseyhunter7501
      @caseyhunter7501 6 лет назад +3

      "Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. not after what happened last time." ~ Robsonski96 after burning down houses with lemons

    • @bonbon829
      @bonbon829 6 лет назад +1

      👏👏👏👏

  • @santiagogil7508
    @santiagogil7508 4 года назад +6

    Narrator: [goes away for basicly 10 years] I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONLY TEN SECONDS AND YOU ALREADY BROKE SOMETHING

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 3 года назад

      That's what we call a fourth wall break

  • @ShatteredIce
    @ShatteredIce 6 лет назад +154

    GHOST!?! GHOST!?! GHOST!?!.? wait, where is the ghost? AHH SH--
    When life gives you lemons! Heh heh...

    • @thescentthicc4103
      @thescentthicc4103 6 лет назад +1

      Shattered Ice

    • @no.4737
      @no.4737 6 лет назад +1

      OhGodTooManyMeMeys.

    • @nomnom885
      @nomnom885 6 лет назад +1

      Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  • @marx-galacticambition-8886
    @marx-galacticambition-8886 6 лет назад +33

    Woman: the cat says...
    Jack: I wanna go home and die
    Woman: *correct*

  • @nicolebutler9077
    @nicolebutler9077 6 лет назад +34

    "Do you need to talk all the time?" Said the pot to the kettle

  • @99dazemusic
    @99dazemusic 4 года назад +4

    Fun fact: the Narrator also sung the “redstone active” Minecraft parody from years ago, if you remember it

  • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
    @LetsbeHonestOfficial 6 лет назад +146

    I never get tired of his signature outro

    • @iloveakito
      @iloveakito 6 лет назад +4

      *_there's a spider on my roof and i didn't notice until i did the outro. Stay up there._*

  • @viviandonglu411
    @viviandonglu411 5 лет назад +68

    My little ones!
    They grow up so fa-
    Jack: *I’m Not Yours*
    🤣

  • @Eleiber
    @Eleiber 6 лет назад +17

    This game reminds me to "There is no Game" and "Stanley Parable" I love the games with a narrator

  • @cvpiddluvss
    @cvpiddluvss 4 года назад +2

    15:45
    "and we also know that the cematrail is TURNING THE FROGS GAY-" LMAOOSJDUWBFODBE 💀💀💀

  • @rivercastro9007
    @rivercastro9007 5 лет назад +109

    Jack: that's definitely a vibrator
    Narrator: that's for my mum

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 5 лет назад +32

    Jack: "I know Zelda is the name of the character you play as."
    Me: "Bruh..."

  • @Brucey
    @Brucey 6 лет назад +193

    *DUDE JUST STAHP!!*

  • @spinegun
    @spinegun 4 года назад +14

    36:06
    Ayyyyy a throwback to Undertale!

  • @LaoliFin
    @LaoliFin 6 лет назад +54

    When Jack makes a Cheerio joke you and your friends have been making for months.
    😊😊😊

  • @hehe-sn9ks
    @hehe-sn9ks 6 лет назад +49

    Y’all know what time it’s is??
    *_ITS TIME TO STOP_*

  • @mikaylaonmars
    @mikaylaonmars 6 лет назад +47

    You’ve *pulled out* a *LONG CUP*

  • @Foxtrot-51
    @Foxtrot-51 4 года назад +5

    32:36 ITS A PORTAL REFRENCE!

  • @rebekahkoloda4892
    @rebekahkoloda4892 6 лет назад +130

    Dumbledore dies in infinity war! Thanks for the spoiler Jack!

  • @blockishtunic1939
    @blockishtunic1939 6 лет назад +48

    Dumbledore dies in infinity war...

  • @CaspiDrako
    @CaspiDrako 6 лет назад +99

    Hahahah the narrator is andy! Aka thedragonhat! He's great!

  • @The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza
    @The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza 3 года назад +1

    “Dumbledore dies in Infinity War” -Jacksepticeye whatever year this was posted

  • @loficenter9340
    @loficenter9340 5 лет назад +55

    "Yea i know zelda is the character you play as in the game"
    Im crying 😂😂

  • @itz_onlyjames3154
    @itz_onlyjames3154 4 года назад +16

    Jack: Yeah of course I know, Zelda is the character you play as in the game
    Me: *_hold my beer_*

  • @Annathecommenter
    @Annathecommenter 6 лет назад +48

    You guys talking about the Zelda question, he was obviously being sarcastic. He was answering them all wrong on purpose. He’s played Zelda before.

  • @GlitchedOut_
    @GlitchedOut_ 3 года назад +3

    Sean: * Plays, " Dude, Stop "
    Description: Hmmm... *Happy Wheels*

  • @anisaelmatschi
    @anisaelmatschi 4 года назад +16

    20:58
    Jack: "what if I was colorblind, huh?"
    **realizes that he is colorblind**

  • @beepbeepdespair
    @beepbeepdespair 6 лет назад +62

    I am so sad he didn't get the Rick and Morty reference in pack 3 (the one with the McDonalds hat)
    "Let's go, in and out, twenty second exam!"
    "Let's go, in and out, twenty minute adventure!"
    Verrrrrrry clever developer

    • @Kirschi__
      @Kirschi__ 6 лет назад +6

      IQ 200+ for watching Richard and Mortimer

  • @trindalas
    @trindalas 5 лет назад +40

    Ah the spamming of barks and meows, it’s just like real pets!
    Also, when life gives you lemons you make life take the lemons back. Demand to see life’s manager. Make a combustible lemon to burn life’s house down and rue the day life thought it could give you lemons.

    • @thisisntausername5724
      @thisisntausername5724 4 года назад +7

      DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
      I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
      *WITH THE LEMONS*

    • @megansimpson4097
      @megansimpson4097 4 года назад +1

      I sniffed myself out a karen

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад +3

      Anonymous Edits someone doesn’t play Portal 🤣

    • @megansimpson4097
      @megansimpson4097 4 года назад +1

      @@trindalas what can i say? I don't play games that much😅. I only watch other ppl do it 😂😂😂

    • @thisisntausername5724
      @thisisntausername5724 4 года назад +1

      @@megansimpson4097 Eh, fair enough I guess.

  • @rock2151
    @rock2151 3 года назад +2

    11:58
    Game: "Ever heard of a butterfly effect?"
    CC : Ever heard of a Buddha f*cked

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +225

    It's time to stop!

    • @ben_turner
      @ben_turner 6 лет назад +10

      Justin Y. you fucking madman

    • @apoc5566
      @apoc5566 6 лет назад +14

      Ah, it is the 147th time I have seen you on youtube.

    • @denzo1199
      @denzo1199 6 лет назад +2

      Justin Y. Why tf i see u in every video

    • @liaforrester2444
      @liaforrester2444 6 лет назад

      IT'S TIME TO STOP

    • @Luukaar
      @Luukaar 6 лет назад +5

      Justin Y. fuck off dipshit

  • @sunrider3238
    @sunrider3238 6 лет назад +159

    Jack! Don’t you touch any.....dammit Jack! I told you NOT to touch....Jack just stop! Ugh! Don’t move! Don’t talk! Don’t even breathe!
    Just seriously stop!
    Just kidding 😂

  • @Grimlord02
    @Grimlord02 6 лет назад +57

    papyrus at 12:17
    *SAAAAANNSSS*

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 лет назад +4

      SSSAAAAAAAAANS PICK UP YOUR SOCK

    • @Grimlord02
      @Grimlord02 5 лет назад +1

      @@lvbboi9 XD

    • @sleepyj9123
      @sleepyj9123 5 лет назад +3

      Sans: so cool, Soo cool, so cool, so cool, so cool, Papyrus: Sans? Sans: So Cool, So Cool, Papyrus: Sans What Are You Doing? Sans: So Cool, So Cool, Papyrus: SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS

    • @kellismith4812
      @kellismith4812 5 лет назад +1

      The cow goes moo the narrator goes correct

  • @kayleeganske
    @kayleeganske 3 года назад +4

    When he broke the fourth wall and said “How are you??” I literally responded and had tears in my eye🥺

  • @felixtobin8853
    @felixtobin8853 6 лет назад +91

    Wait wait wait I'm watching this again and ANDY (voice of Garroth if you know Aphmau) IS THE NARRATOR!!!!
    sorry I fangirled a little

    • @sophieluna9497
      @sophieluna9497 5 лет назад +2

      Chantelle Tobin i fangirled the narrator’s voice without knowing who it was xD

    • @jammypruducts6216
      @jammypruducts6216 5 лет назад +1

      OMG IKR I was like wait is that garroth,
      Btw hey army💜💜

    • @IsabellaGentile
      @IsabellaGentile 5 лет назад

      ARMY!!

    • @panda-kunlovesyou330
      @panda-kunlovesyou330 5 лет назад +1

      Chantelle Tobin thedragonhat if you wanna hear his voice more and his talented wife makes most of aphmaus thumbnails

    • @uhm2286
      @uhm2286 5 лет назад +2

      IKR I LOVE ANDY aHHh

  • @fishyd4072
    @fishyd4072 6 лет назад +33

    Narrator-The cat says,
    Jackiboo- I want to go home and die

  • @Fun001
    @Fun001 6 лет назад +27

    I love 6. Because portal references. Like *The Cake is a lie* and the *When life gives you lemons... Don't make lemonade!*

    • @failpup2062
      @failpup2062 6 лет назад +2

      A saying my friends and I say is "When life gives you lemons, sell them for apples!"

    • @Marconeon2114
      @Marconeon2114 5 лет назад

      @@failpup2062 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cvpiddluvss
    @cvpiddluvss 4 года назад +2

    32:12
    Narrator: "a cat says.."
    Jack: "I WANNA GO HOME AND DIE"
    Narrator: "correct!"
    ZIWJEJEIENEUBDJSNEND 💀💀💀

  • @jenniplite
    @jenniplite 6 лет назад +4

    I love how Seán randomly drops Harry Potter references in his videos. It's great.

  • @shaichisaihars6351
    @shaichisaihars6351 5 лет назад +11

    “Zelda is the character you play as in the legend of Zelda.”

  • @EpsilonQC
    @EpsilonQC 6 лет назад +59

    If life gives you melon , you might be dyslexic

  • @karsonwilcox1055
    @karsonwilcox1055 3 года назад +2

    "do cats realize their feet are their hands and vice versa?" Jack:*frantically looking around* Wait a minute...