HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE (Untitled Goose Game) - Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2019
  • Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk
    That translates to welcome to this lets play guide of untitled goose game. I hope you enjoy the let's play and use this as your one stop shope for untitled goose game walkthrough. Thank you happy hjonk
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +15127

    If you don't sub, rumour has it the Goose will come to your house and eat your toes

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 4 года назад +6861

    Y’all ever see a dead goose lying around? No. You haven’t. Why? They’re immortal HELL DEMONS

    • @chiaraj1003
      @chiaraj1003 4 года назад +243

      I once did. Guess someone knew how to kill demons

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 года назад +239

      You ever seen a snail die of old age? *They're immortal*

    • @kleinmoretti5385
      @kleinmoretti5385 4 года назад +90

      Y'all ever see a dolphin that's not working?

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 4 года назад +181

      *_THOSE FUCKERS HAVE DEMONIC TOUNGUE TEETH_*

    • @Guhargamerman
      @Guhargamerman 4 года назад +34

      @@QueerAndHunger lol

  • @maggiemasiedawg00
    @maggiemasiedawg00 4 года назад +2692

    Felix: immediatly tries to cause AS MUCH CHOAS as possible
    Jack: "I just want to be a helpful goose" "Can I be your friend"

  • @4bs_ben
    @4bs_ben 4 года назад +2606

    Someone: “Video games make people violent”
    Untitled Goose Game: ... _Hjonk._

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 3 года назад +888

    Anybody who thinks this game is unrealistic _clearly_ hasn't met a goose before. Give a goose a reason to, and it'll chase after you for a good half a kilometer, honking and flapping and nipping at your heels the whole way -- those birds are vindictive and malicious, and probably _would_ organize an uprising if given the chance.

    • @stabbamonroll
      @stabbamonroll 3 года назад +59

      a piece of bread wrote this

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 3 года назад +77

      @@stabbamonroll I suppose I do have a _rye_ sense of humor.

    • @raytwin11
      @raytwin11 3 года назад +59

      Nah, I have a goose and he definitely does stuff like this. He's really smart. He takes things and hide them places. He knows his name too. When he gets excited he'll honk. He'll stand around where we keep his treats and honk until we give him one. Homeboy will not go to bed without going on a short walk too XD Although I'll give it to you wild geese are very scary. Do not boop the nature goose.

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 3 года назад +41

      @@raytwin11 Wild swans, too -- elegant-looking birds, but they're downright _nasty_ if you give them a reason to be. And do _not_ get anywhere _close_ to goslings, unless you're in the mood for a sprint.

    • @taysonny2991
      @taysonny2991 3 года назад +11

      Also...goose eat boot

  • @KaySpr
    @KaySpr 4 года назад +2546

    "He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus" Jack is a man of words, a poet. lol

    • @Tordek
      @Tordek 4 года назад +40

      That plus his accent had me in tears.

    • @pieflower6419
      @pieflower6419 4 года назад +19

      I have a ford focus

    • @misfitmania4558
      @misfitmania4558 4 года назад +17

      @@Tordek he went turbo irish

    • @nicolekeeley200
      @nicolekeeley200 2 года назад +5

      As a ford focus driver this is my favorite quote of his

    • @Doryzitter
      @Doryzitter 2 года назад +4

      Yes, but how does he know? Has he driven one before?
      *suspicion*

  • @mallowfly7655
    @mallowfly7655 4 года назад +3450

    Jack: ghonkghonkghonkghonkghonkamgoooooooooose
    Subtitles: “music”
    Me: *damn straight*

    • @suukoshi5021
      @suukoshi5021 4 года назад +25

      is it weird that i saw this comment at the exact time jack said that?

    • @animationglows3961
      @animationglows3961 4 года назад +7

      @@suukoshi5021 no, I had it too

    • @wyatt-mv6pd
      @wyatt-mv6pd 4 года назад +5

      A2.5Child that keeps happening to me

    • @doperkai1330
      @doperkai1330 4 года назад +2

      No humerr

    • @n4n0_bl4k
      @n4n0_bl4k 4 года назад +14

      Me using my last 4 brain cells trying to say H J ö N K

  • @kermy9948
    @kermy9948 3 года назад +992

    Jack takes talking to himself to the next level.

    • @Karma28282
      @Karma28282 3 года назад +3

      Yes.

    • @minamichelledach7932
      @minamichelledach7932 3 года назад +3

      No

    • @emmerald1
      @emmerald1 3 года назад +5

      Did anyone search jacksepticeye GOOSE and had this come up

    • @audreyli9000
      @audreyli9000 3 года назад +5

      @@emmerald1
      i first searched “sykkuno goose” and after watching that i scrolled down and saw this

    • @hayley6236
      @hayley6236 3 года назад

      NAGISA. AND KARMA IS IN THE REPLIES. AH

  • @teyhaobrien4594
    @teyhaobrien4594 4 года назад +844

    Jack: Wait, if I put a leek in garage?
    *Places leek in garage*
    Jack: Ma'am, ma'am! Come quickly! Your garage is leeking!

  • @sweetyap9874
    @sweetyap9874 4 года назад +4872

    i havent watched Jacksepticeye in a while...and I come back to him looking like a Viking and talking to cardboard cutout versions of himself....playing as a goose.
    I'm Home 😭

  • @cooperthomas4726
    @cooperthomas4726 4 года назад +284

    This goose is smart.
    Stockpiling his bells before Tom nook can get them.

    • @fquinones78
      @fquinones78 3 года назад +9

      BIG BRAIN

    • @medusathedecepticon
      @medusathedecepticon 2 года назад +5

      Very smart indeed cx

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 года назад +3

      *10000 iq*

    • @ideaammo3650
      @ideaammo3650 2 года назад +3

      the bell thing is why i don't play animal crossing
      if i was as smart as goose, i would've stockpiled bells too

  • @sasha_bean
    @sasha_bean 3 года назад +76

    fun fact: his "hjönk hjönk am goose" is the most wholesome thing to ever exist

  • @yoshidollface
    @yoshidollface 4 года назад +2405

    "Ooh, bells! I want the bells! Is that my plan?"
    He immediately figured it out and then immediately forgot lmao
    Edit: 2k likes!! I've never had so many! Thank you :3

  • @mickeym.1914
    @mickeym.1914 4 года назад +3510

    Funny goose facts:
    *They actually hiss when threatened.
    *They also can use the knuckles on their wings to beat someone/something and it's scary.
    *They have teeth both on their bills and their tongues.
    *When upset, they lower their heads to the ground and charge at their target.
    *They really really love lettuce and might steal your entire hand for it.
    *Geese are quite personable when raised by hand and you can buy goose diapers if they stay in your house!
    *Many breeds of domestic geese actually can't fly, including Sebastopols, Chinese, and African geese.
    *Some geese literally fear nothing and are more than willing to tear up a broom if you attempt to herd them with it.
    Just some fun info ^^

    • @1989JARR
      @1989JARR 4 года назад +96

      Mine are cowards lol... but they'll hiss and act tough even with babies. Ones a brown chinese gander and the other is a pilgrim/Chinese hen I think

    • @1305maggie
      @1305maggie 4 года назад +44

      I've never been scare did geese, but I am now. WE DONT EVEN HAVE GEESE HERE

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 года назад +11

      I am a goose

    • @axelf9947
      @axelf9947 4 года назад +45

      I feel like you know these facts from experience

    • @khandapwner6805
      @khandapwner6805 4 года назад +19

      "it could have been an african goose"
      "oh, yeah, an african goose maybe, but not a european goose. that's my point"

  • @pokevideogirl
    @pokevideogirl 4 года назад +64

    "Thats how the apocalypse starts"
    Then wtf were the winchesters doing

  • @rainwunk
    @rainwunk 3 года назад +64

    *I love how he names every annoying kid in a video game Billy.*

  • @kyuregumen
    @kyuregumen 4 года назад +2619

    Nobody:
    Every RUclipsr ever: *throws sandwich in the lake*

  • @heylookitschar
    @heylookitschar 4 года назад +813

    "ʜʏᴏɴᴋ ʜʏᴏɴᴋ I got your boots 𝔹𝕀𝕋ℂℍ"
    -Jack 2019

  • @oldaccount6963
    @oldaccount6963 3 года назад +127

    “I’m a nice goose”
    ~A couple of minutes later~. “IM AN EVIL GOOSE” Have a great whatever time it is for you! Emrys they/them

    • @ttgruffles6731
      @ttgruffles6731 3 года назад +8

      I love you (not in a weird way just an LGBTQ bonding way)

    • @oldaccount6963
      @oldaccount6963 3 года назад +6

      @@ttgruffles6731 aw thanks you too dude.

    • @freakz64
      @freakz64 3 года назад +2

      what does emrys mean

    • @oldaccount6963
      @oldaccount6963 3 года назад +5

      @@freakz64 it’s my name but apparently it means immortal! I say apparently because my memory is horrible and I forgot what my name meant.

    • @moss.is.awkward818
      @moss.is.awkward818 3 года назад +1

      @@oldaccount6963
      Oh cool, my name means peace
      Btw- she/they :D

  • @miarodriguez9670
    @miarodriguez9670 3 года назад +26

    That intro caught me off guard I-
    No one:
    Jack every ten seconds:HYONK HYONK IM GOOSE
    “Geese love coffee,trust me I’m Irish”

  • @Rico_71
    @Rico_71 4 года назад +706

    Media: "videogames cause violence"
    Jack: "in this game i control a goose"

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 4 года назад +3

      @@ellama3736 no i'm not. But i am terrified now...WHAT WERE YOU TWO IN TO?

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 4 года назад

      @@ellama3736 oooh ok ok ahah no worries

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 4 года назад +9

      Violence can actually teach the kids what not to do, even though advertisement says otherwise, nite: don't believe everything you see in movies, books, news, etc. it's up to you to change the world for the better

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n 4 года назад

      so violent

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 года назад

      this is the most violent game ive ever seen idk watchu talkin about

  • @xplosive4554
    @xplosive4554 4 года назад +1457

    News: "Video games make people VIOLENT!"
    Jack: "I have sandwich now. This is my sandwich."

    • @dragonfire8873
      @dragonfire8873 4 года назад +32

      Xplosive Plays much violence.

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 года назад +16

      Oh yes, so violent.(obviously, I'm being sarcastic)

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 4 года назад +3

      Xplosive Plays Exactly

    • @XSaffie_LoveX
      @XSaffie_LoveX 4 года назад +30

      although he did traumatize that child half to death and trap him in a phone box :'D

    • @cullenhobbs9852
      @cullenhobbs9852 4 года назад +10

      That isn’t very Christian PG family-friendly clean content

  • @Delnyque
    @Delnyque 3 года назад +27

    Sean: “who’s whatching this and not smiling right now?”
    Me, coming from the end of unus annus: :(

  • @tp8077
    @tp8077 3 года назад +15

    "This game looks absolutely bonkers"
    i think you mean
    hjönkers

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 года назад

      This made me both laugh and scowl at the pun lol

    • @nicweckerly7667
      @nicweckerly7667 2 месяца назад

      Calm down sans, don’t use you’re full power

  • @hannahmellinger6789
    @hannahmellinger6789 4 года назад +838

    Satan: I wanna make an animal, just let me make one
    God: fine, but make it count
    Satan: *makes the goose* I made it honk instead

    • @thetrashpile7847
      @thetrashpile7847 4 года назад +11

      Hannah Mellinger this seems accurate

    • @randomkidnamedethan8065
      @randomkidnamedethan8065 4 года назад +18

      God: okay now get the hell out

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 4 года назад +10

      I played no part in the creation of geese! Honestly, you should stop spreading such vitriolic lies! ;)

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 4 года назад

      @God damn it Battler/Tom/Zucc Exactly! That's the same allegiance as God! Therefore, God created geese!

    • @lauratatum509
      @lauratatum509 4 года назад +1

      Satan Sorry Satan, but they got you there.

  • @hockeydefenceman116
    @hockeydefenceman116 4 года назад +488

    2014: Goat Simulator
    2019: HjöNK AM GOOSE

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 года назад +5

      HockeyDefenceman 11 the latter being much better.

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 3 года назад +37

    His videos are so high quality now... he’s become... more immature but in the most mature way possible
    I feel old-

  • @WonDodoBebe
    @WonDodoBebe 3 года назад +19

    Jack's personality and voice fit the goose so well it immerses you completely into the character 😂

  • @RandoSando.
    @RandoSando. 4 года назад +756

    Jack: I'm a nice goose
    Jack, later: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE TORMENT BILLY

  • @Nat_the_Chicken
    @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +1229

    "He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus."
    -Jacksepticeye, 2019

    • @BucketOfGrass
      @BucketOfGrass 4 года назад +10

      I'ts one word, ya feckin non-gaelick warrior pleb go heckin" hjonk hjonk yerself FECKER. HJONK. FUCKIN. HJONK.

    • @RebeccaChambersIRL
      @RebeccaChambersIRL 4 года назад +2

      BTF It’s Gaelic Gladiator.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +1

      @@BucketOfGrass Edited, is that better? I'm sorry I have failed the Gaelic Gladiators

    • @thematturlookingfor
      @thematturlookingfor 6 месяцев назад +1

      Just now watching this series and that is one of the funniest lines ive ever heard jack say😂

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thematturlookingfor I now specifically say "Ford Focus" in an Irish accent at every opportunity

  • @meatloaf3324
    @meatloaf3324 3 года назад +9

    "i wanna be a helpful goose"
    literally less than 30 seconds later:
    "I GOT YOUR BOOTS BETCH! THEY'RE MY BOOTS NOW!! >:D"

  • @tetehenkes
    @tetehenkes Год назад +23

    No words can express how much I love this series

  • @kavoodles
    @kavoodles 4 года назад +300

    A video where an Irish person screams “HYONK HYONK” while playing a game about being an asshole goose is 8th on trending for gaming.
    The internet is beautiful.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +1457

    That was the most English Irishman Intro of All Time!!!
    Well Done

  • @akirabates5491
    @akirabates5491 Год назад +2

    9:48 Fun fact: when you look up "how can goose hat" it comes up with how to get the guy to wear the sun hat

  • @alainatreffer4325
    @alainatreffer4325 4 года назад +16

    seán: "there is no way youre watching this video and not smiling!"
    me: *completely distracted by aggressively chewing my nails* 👁️👄👁️

  • @outraged_omniromantic9247
    @outraged_omniromantic9247 4 года назад +571

    Jack: Geese love coffee. I'm Irish.
    Jack: Have you ever been hjonked in the ankles by a goose? I'm Irish
    Jack: have I mentioned that I'm I r i s h

    • @randomnum111
      @randomnum111 4 года назад +23

      Geese love coffe trust me I'm Irish
      More like Trust me, I'm a doctor

    • @Mars-ye1dx
      @Mars-ye1dx 4 года назад +8

      Lele pons much

    • @tysonvert7027
      @tysonvert7027 4 года назад +13

      @@randomnum111 Trust me, I'm a Whale Biologist.

    • @hellothere7150
      @hellothere7150 4 года назад +4

      The second Lele Pons

    • @kaelahill6066
      @kaelahill6066 4 года назад +2

      irish lele pons

  • @jolleyrancher75
    @jolleyrancher75 4 года назад +1353

    19:44 Detroit become Goose
    "It's me. Hyonker, the hyonk sent by hyonkerlife"

    • @phantom_wcuefandom7726
      @phantom_wcuefandom7726 4 года назад +30

      YESSS Im So Glad SOMEBODY Cared To Leave a Detroit: Become Human Joke!

    • @yerelynnunez2273
      @yerelynnunez2273 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @ItsMeFoxx
      @ItsMeFoxx 4 года назад +5

      DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH FOR LIFEEEEEEEE

    • @aspensworld2490
      @aspensworld2490 4 года назад +3

      Yaaasss

    • @merciuscallum9025
      @merciuscallum9025 4 года назад +7

      I have mixed feelings about DBH: The game is great, but I became a meme in my group because I look like Connor and somewhat sounded like him.

  • @desmolboi4049
    @desmolboi4049 4 года назад +18

    THERE IS A SONG TITLED "GOOSE GOOSE REVOLUTION" THAT WAS RELEASED AN HOUR AGO!!!

  • @harleyk3149
    @harleyk3149 4 года назад +9

    21:10 I love how you used the teacher from kindergarten voice

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 года назад

      I loved it too, especially when he said for “Mrs. Jiggly-Tits” to calm down lol

  • @williebell1956
    @williebell1956 4 года назад +763

    "this is peak gaming" you literally missed the perfect opportunity to say "this is beak gaming"

    • @F3105_
      @F3105_ 4 года назад +16

      I don’t know how amazing or awful this is lol

    • @team4star1
      @team4star1 4 года назад +3

      Deinitely at least 3

    • @detriix
      @detriix 4 года назад +2

      You’re kind of a genius xD

    • @AshMan396
      @AshMan396 4 года назад +3

      rip

    • @gae_eboy
      @gae_eboy 4 года назад +2

      Cerberos 007
      this deserves all the HJÖNKS in the world

  • @frnknstndrgqn
    @frnknstndrgqn 4 года назад +419

    "RISE UP MY BROTHERS WE SHALL CONQUER"
    One second later
    "OMG HELP ME I'M STUCK IN THE BASKET"
    i legit cried I was laughing so hard.

  • @orangerthings8234
    @orangerthings8234 3 года назад +8

    Jack: hjönk am goose. hjönk hjönk hjönk
    captions: kill young am goose dont kill chuck

  • @_Miana_
    @_Miana_ 3 года назад +7

    "I'm gonna be a helpful goose"
    "NO, MY WATERING CAN-"

  • @aliosman7451
    @aliosman7451 4 года назад +1101

    Jack: **Looks at bells**
    Me: *DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING*

  • @Michael-ws9bj
    @Michael-ws9bj 4 года назад +1005

    Jacks search history: “How to get boy in phone booth”
    FBI: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND

    • @rapheletacurry7141
      @rapheletacurry7141 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @CryptoJordanVR
      @CryptoJordanVR 4 года назад +12

      Technically he lives in the UK so it would be MI5 not the FBI. 😂

    • @scooty1003
      @scooty1003 4 года назад +2

      Curry

    • @EmilyPrime
      @EmilyPrime 4 года назад +1

      Jordan Brown “Technically he lives in the UK”

    • @CryptoJordanVR
      @CryptoJordanVR 4 года назад +2

      @@EmilyPrime What did I say wrong? Did I make a grammar mistake? What I said was correct. He's Irish, but he lives in the UK. He moved there a couple of years ago.

  • @Alan-Raine_
    @Alan-Raine_ 11 месяцев назад +4

    The amount of sheer joy seeing this popping up on my feed while I was gonna cry brought me is just amazing. I shall re-watch this and weep with joy of the hjonks❤

  • @candicegilbreath2764
    @candicegilbreath2764 3 года назад +8

    Hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk (translation : omg I love it so much it was so funny my face hurts from laughing so much)

  • @charlieslawnik3284
    @charlieslawnik3284 4 года назад +470

    Jack: Can I be a helpful goose? I want to be friends
    5 seconds later: i GoT yOuR bOoTs BiTcH!!

    • @ciaragray8590
      @ciaragray8590 4 года назад +1

      My mum and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂

  • @AW-cc7lo
    @AW-cc7lo 4 года назад +566

    I've watched several youtubers play this, and I just absolutely love the fact that every single one of them so far have looked at the lake, and looked at the food on the bench. And then their IMMEDIATE instinct was to put EVERYTHING from the bench into the water
    I don't know why but it's so funny
    And it gets increasingly more hilarious with every extra youtuber who does exactly the same thing

    • @paullima7741
      @paullima7741 4 года назад +9

      Ya but.....JUST HOW?!?!

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 года назад +2

      Have you seen Evan and Katelyn's playthru?

    • @AW-cc7lo
      @AW-cc7lo 4 года назад +4

      @@dbseamz No, why? Did they break the trend???

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 года назад +5

      A W no they didn’t...but they did mention it if I recall

    • @AW-cc7lo
      @AW-cc7lo 4 года назад +4

      @@dbseamz ah ok

  • @emmygraphicss
    @emmygraphicss 4 года назад +16

    Lol “You all thought the apocalypse was gonna come when Satan rained fire down on us!” 5 months later CORONAVIRUS!!!! 😂

  • @ivydeluna1428
    @ivydeluna1428 4 года назад +5

    1:10
    Sean: Omg bells
    Me: haha bell go dingdingding

  • @bigg3185
    @bigg3185 4 года назад +222

    Imagine being a groundskeeper and you see a goose dragging a pumpkin into a lake

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 года назад +9

      Just another tuesday at garden by the pond

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 года назад +5

      Goose: Don’t ask questions. Go about your day, human.

    • @Plumaged314
      @Plumaged314 4 года назад

      ahhhhhhhhhhh

  • @reiyohann898
    @reiyohann898 4 года назад +480

    "IF I CAN'T HAVE VEGETABLES YOU CAN'T HAVE TOY"
    JACKSEPTICEYE 2019

    • @burningfoxylp8048
      @burningfoxylp8048 4 года назад +1

      Tigrex 23 hjönk Brother, lets gather the goose army for the next raid

    • @reiyohann898
      @reiyohann898 4 года назад

      @@burningfoxylp8048 OK

  • @KingOfTheCrows-xj7bb
    @KingOfTheCrows-xj7bb 3 года назад +10

    Fun fact: geese and swan have t e e t h.

    • @mariasmith3020
      @mariasmith3020 2 года назад

      That's actually a myth lol. What you are talking about is called tomia and they are made of cartilage

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 года назад

      o n t h e i r *t o u n g e s*

  • @yesseniasalinas2196
    @yesseniasalinas2196 4 года назад +6

    Jack: im the coolest goose around
    Me: your the only goose around

  • @tysonvert7027
    @tysonvert7027 4 года назад +723

    "He rains fire from the ground."
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is called a 'Volcano'.

    • @0sync
      @0sync 4 года назад +29

      Its ground rain, not volcaycays
      g r o u n d r a i n

    • @l0nktheexcuser792
      @l0nktheexcuser792 4 года назад +8

      Its called a fire gyaer

    • @BerryBabaBear
      @BerryBabaBear 4 года назад +9

      It's called 'squirting'

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 4 года назад

      @@BerryBabaBear How about you show me an example.

    • @BerryBabaBear
      @BerryBabaBear 4 года назад +6

      @@beanus9471 example: when you out of nuts but still busting nut.

  • @AdelizaNera
    @AdelizaNera 4 года назад +335

    Jack: who sat there and thought "we need a game of a goose"
    Same people who thought being a goat terrorising people was fun

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 года назад +5

    man when he said "hjönk" that hit hard

  • @cozycommie8010
    @cozycommie8010 3 года назад +7

    Fun fact: if you go in to Google and type in "how can Goose hat" this video will actually pop up

    • @cozycommie8010
      @cozycommie8010 3 года назад +2

      Edit: I made a mistake when writing that comment it doesn't show this video but it does show tutorials on how to get the hat

  • @burgerqueen3711
    @burgerqueen3711 4 года назад +471

    I love how most of the video is basically Jack tormenting a child XD

  • @bimapai2470
    @bimapai2470 4 года назад +191

    *“How Do I Make Him Wet? Do I Have To Start Taking Off My Feathers?”*

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 4 года назад +5

      *I Can't Turn On The Sun? Unless...*

    • @littleangelic
      @littleangelic 4 года назад +4

      Me at an art museum:
      Me: *sees picture*
      Also me: wHy wOnT iT mOvE wHeN I ToUcH it?

  • @_j4yyy
    @_j4yyy 3 года назад +4

    Mom: The internet is a dangerous place...
    The internet:

  • @fruitrollup6571
    @fruitrollup6571 4 года назад +4

    1:07
    the bells....
    they follow me everywhere-

    • @romerotheliger3904
      @romerotheliger3904 3 года назад

      Indeed they do. I once had to collect 160 bells. It was hard,but i did it. In the end it all paid off.
      In a game, not real life of course.

  • @eldisbenitez5195
    @eldisbenitez5195 4 года назад +315

    "ThIs iS mY hOuse, THis iS My hOmE, tHis Is--...I broke it."

    • @a8552bc
      @a8552bc 4 года назад +1

      Eldis Benitez this is me

    • @bigoltarget8642
      @bigoltarget8642 4 года назад +1

      I read this at exactly the same time as he said this

  • @jackchristie2475
    @jackchristie2475 4 года назад +408

    Jack: rake in the lake
    My tired brain: RAKE THE LAKE!!!

    • @justanotherteenagerz3421
      @justanotherteenagerz3421 4 года назад +7

      MEME YEEETER I just realized it wasn’t rake the lake um-

    • @lunalgaleo1991
      @lunalgaleo1991 4 года назад +4

      @@justanotherteenagerz3421 XD I would DEFINITELY say that XD

    • @paullima7741
      @paullima7741 4 года назад +1

      -_- ?

    • @bingxie8068
      @bingxie8068 4 года назад +1

      My extra tired brain: Make the lake!

    • @kaileycocran4261
      @kaileycocran4261 4 года назад +3

      This reads like that one episode of Gravity falls when Dipper says "Big break in the case" followed by Mabel repeating it excitedly

  • @Fatman1939
    @Fatman1939 2 года назад +2

    I like how every review on Xbox is five stars and either says something super sentimental or HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE and I love it

  • @Pyroarchonhelios
    @Pyroarchonhelios 3 года назад +2

    Jacks Irish Accent really comes out when he says the word “Ford focus”
    And it’s brilliant

  • @trinitybradford7822
    @trinitybradford7822 4 года назад +183

    "Fine, I'll be the bigger goose"
    ~1 moment later~
    "GOTCHA THERMOS B***!"

    • @braydenwytaske2367
      @braydenwytaske2367 4 года назад

      “Fine, I,ll be the bigger goose”
      ~a couple moments later~
      “What if it ended by the goose taking over the world”

    • @leolady
      @leolady 4 года назад

      That would suck

  • @2dotanimations488
    @2dotanimations488 4 года назад +303

    Jack: I'M A NICE GOOSE!
    * Later *
    Jack: Peace was never an option.......

    • @BadgerGuy9581
      @BadgerGuy9581 7 месяцев назад

      Bringin out the legendary meme...
      EPIC
      I know im late btw

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 года назад +5

    “Ep 1”
    Me: *seanks*

  • @randomgayperson3521
    @randomgayperson3521 2 года назад +1

    Jack: "there is no way your not smiling"
    Me: * not smiling, being satisfied by watching goose pick up ball *

  • @HoodedTiger88
    @HoodedTiger88 4 года назад +225

    Jack: FEAR THE GOOSE
    Jack later *is upset cause woman kicked him out: The Goose am love....

  • @jacktoco3967
    @jacktoco3967 4 года назад +457

    Jack: goes to parents house
    Parents: so Sean how was your weekend?
    Jack: honk honk am goose!

  • @failedfairytales22
    @failedfairytales22 3 года назад +3

    I don’t know why but I still come back to this, as like a background for when doing things and shit. Idk I love it. The Hjönking will come brethren

  • @Jojosgirl342
    @Jojosgirl342 4 года назад +5

    I remember when I was chased by like 5 gooses I was like 13 so two years ago they thought my phone was a snack or something

  • @MinYoongi-yt4us
    @MinYoongi-yt4us 4 года назад +357

    Jack: goose basket
    My sleep deprived brain: GASKET

  • @IchiAriichisanroku
    @IchiAriichisanroku 4 года назад +227

    "CHAOS COMES IN GOOSE FORM"

  • @wademifsud7046
    @wademifsud7046 9 месяцев назад +3

    These videos I know come back to for comfort

  • @tiffanybourke8341
    @tiffanybourke8341 4 года назад +2

    I've played the game 2 times already and I just love seeing the reaction of my favorite gaming RUclipsrs playing this game. I just wanted to say.

  • @KoomieTheFool
    @KoomieTheFool 4 года назад +210

    This is literally the only switch game I can play in front of my mother and she loses her sh*t laughing as I'm making people angry/scared in-game.

    • @lindsaysmith9295
      @lindsaysmith9295 3 года назад +13

      Ima play this with my mom in coop and well flip our sh*t laughing

  • @yellowasian699
    @yellowasian699 4 года назад +167

    Jack-"Me Myself and I"
    RUclips-"Wait that's Copyrighted"

    • @LilBatHuntie
      @LilBatHuntie 4 года назад +12

      RUclips - Wait, that's illegal

  • @onechaoticfella
    @onechaoticfella 3 года назад +1

    0:00 Jacob, my imaginary British brother: hecc you.

  • @nubby7253
    @nubby7253 3 года назад +6

    "How do I make him wet? Do I have to start taking off my feathers?"

  • @paragongoose983
    @paragongoose983 4 года назад +258

    As a goose, i approve of this game.

  • @smallflea8819
    @smallflea8819 4 года назад +282

    Minecraft: This is brilliant
    Random untitled game about goose boi: But I like this

  • @taylorb213
    @taylorb213 2 года назад +1

    Jack, holding one cardboard cutout: “think if I had two of these…?”
    The other cardboard cutout sitting behind him: *he don’t see me?*

  • @Myu142
    @Myu142 3 года назад +4

    Is anyone else rewatching this while Jack is having his break?

  • @freaky_fero
    @freaky_fero 4 года назад +241

    Jack: I want to spend time in LA to spend more time with friends!
    Jack in LA: Makes cardboard cut outs of himself so he has someone to talk to.

  • @dtfannmbr1
    @dtfannmbr1 4 года назад +406

    “the next task is going to be ‘Make the groundskeeper reconcile with his father’” I DIED

    • @thegrayowl1557
      @thegrayowl1557 4 года назад +20

      Your correct use of quotes within quotes pleases me greatly

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 4 года назад +11

      @@thegrayowl1557 Your kind compliment on the proper use of quotes within quotes pleases me greatly

    • @kylebarnes9722
      @kylebarnes9722 4 года назад +3

      Ooo

    • @sparkplug8763
      @sparkplug8763 4 года назад +1

      this might become a comment chain

    • @kylajensen1957
      @kylajensen1957 Год назад

      Your making a comment chain about proper grammar when the hjonkening is at hand disturbs me greatly

  • @medusathedecepticon
    @medusathedecepticon 2 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh this game is so precious! It reminds me of the cute Goose and it'd duck friends at the pond near my house! It's a super epic Goose too! Flipping will just swim around the pond in a any kind of weather like it's nobody's business

  • @crystlepresson3760
    @crystlepresson3760 3 года назад +1

    Hey, Jack, if you want to revisit the game, here's how to get the groundskeeper to wear the sun hat!
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    To make the Groundskeeper change hats, you'll need him to take off his first hat. Or rather, you can take it off for him. Hide around the garden and wait for the Groundskeeper to tend to the garden, then you can sneak to his side and swipe the hat right off his head."\

  • @demonofsixpaths2078
    @demonofsixpaths2078 4 года назад +413

    “Geese are nice people”
    Geese are the second worst bird I’ve ever had the unfortunate opportunity of meeting

  • @BucketOfGrass
    @BucketOfGrass 4 года назад +187

    "get the groundskeeper wet"
    I was lowkey waiting for him to walk up to the groundskeeper and say "hey babyyy come *HJONK* here *HJONKHJONK* often?"

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 года назад +4

      I am using this on someone
      And I will score immediately
      I’d say wish me luck
      But even somebody as unattractive as me doesn’t need luck
      All I need is to say this

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад +1

      It's Hjönk

    • @sillycrumpet
      @sillycrumpet 3 года назад +1

      @@wta1518 not everyone’s on möbile

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад +1

      @@sillycrumpet I made that comment on my PC.

  • @coffee-lc
    @coffee-lc 3 года назад +1

    "There is no way youre watching this and not smiling"
    *Me knowing that Jack is the most amazing individual in the world and no one will ever be as great:* Hes not even wrong though.

  • @drummergurl99
    @drummergurl99 2 года назад +1

    I’m rewatching both Jack and pewds vids of these and I love the difference
    Jack: I just wunna be a helpful goose, can we be friends?
    Pewds: I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE HAHAHAH

  • @markblack6169
    @markblack6169 4 года назад +257

    "I actually feel like a goose!!"
    - Jacksepticeye, 2019

    • @nightmare-gc7cp
      @nightmare-gc7cp 4 года назад +4

      Untitled goose game really makes you feel like your goose

    • @markblack6169
      @markblack6169 4 года назад

      @@nightmare-gc7cp indeed

  • @ivthesniperxiv175
    @ivthesniperxiv175 4 года назад +484

    Jack do part 2 of this I’m really enjoying this a lot.

  • @ateezfan_xx
    @ateezfan_xx Год назад +1

    After watching this series both me and my sister both cant stop ourselves when we hear the word goose or geese all we say is “Hjonk hjonk am goose!”

  • @Whitemocha-eg
    @Whitemocha-eg Год назад

    The only thing more delightful than the goose is jack getting thrilled about being a goose