Funny goose facts: *They actually hiss when threatened. *They also can use the knuckles on their wings to beat someone/something and it's scary. *They have teeth both on their bills and their tongues. *When upset, they lower their heads to the ground and charge at their target. *They really really love lettuce and might steal your entire hand for it. *Geese are quite personable when raised by hand and you can buy goose diapers if they stay in your house! *Many breeds of domestic geese actually can't fly, including Sebastopols, Chinese, and African geese. *Some geese literally fear nothing and are more than willing to tear up a broom if you attempt to herd them with it. Just some fun info ^^
i havent watched Jacksepticeye in a while...and I come back to him looking like a Viking and talking to cardboard cutout versions of himself....playing as a goose. I'm Home 😭
Anybody who thinks this game is unrealistic _clearly_ hasn't met a goose before. Give a goose a reason to, and it'll chase after you for a good half a kilometer, honking and flapping and nipping at your heels the whole way -- those birds are vindictive and malicious, and probably _would_ organize an uprising if given the chance.
Nah, I have a goose and he definitely does stuff like this. He's really smart. He takes things and hide them places. He knows his name too. When he gets excited he'll honk. He'll stand around where we keep his treats and honk until we give him one. Homeboy will not go to bed without going on a short walk too XD Although I'll give it to you wild geese are very scary. Do not boop the nature goose.
@@raytwin11 Wild swans, too -- elegant-looking birds, but they're downright _nasty_ if you give them a reason to be. And do _not_ get anywhere _close_ to goslings, unless you're in the mood for a sprint.
"Ooh, bells! I want the bells! Is that my plan?" He immediately figured it out and then immediately forgot lmao Edit: 2k likes!! I've never had so many! Thank you :3
I've watched several youtubers play this, and I just absolutely love the fact that every single one of them so far have looked at the lake, and looked at the food on the bench. And then their IMMEDIATE instinct was to put EVERYTHING from the bench into the water I don't know why but it's so funny And it gets increasingly more hilarious with every extra youtuber who does exactly the same thing
A video where an Irish person screams “HYONK HYONK” while playing a game about being an asshole goose is 8th on trending for gaming. The internet is beautiful.
Violence can actually teach the kids what not to do, even though advertisement says otherwise, nite: don't believe everything you see in movies, books, news, etc. it's up to you to change the world for the better
Jack: You can't watch this game and not be smiling Me: *not smiling because eating raman Jack: Don't tell me you're not smiling Me: *cracks a smile and almost chokes on raman Also me: god dammit Jack
@@EmilyPrime What did I say wrong? Did I make a grammar mistake? What I said was correct. He's Irish, but he lives in the UK. He moved there a couple of years ago.
Should have made the goose hiss and run at the gardener with the head down for the attack action lmao. (Speaks from experience) Nothing more scary than suddenly hearing a patter of webbed feet and lots of hissing from a goose.
I am using this on someone And I will score immediately I’d say wish me luck But even somebody as unattractive as me doesn’t need luck All I need is to say this
The people at House House thought of the game as a joke. A friend sent a picture of a goose. No reason, no title or explanation. Just the picture. And the other friends started talking about a goose game. So they tried making one. And after some time came this glorious game of a cute yet ruthless goose ruining an English-lookin' place, despite everyone in House House being Australian.
The amount of sheer joy seeing this popping up on my feed while I was gonna cry brought me is just amazing. I shall re-watch this and weep with joy of the hjonks❤
Little Misfortune is finally out Jack!! Remember that game with a sassy narrator and a cute girl? Yes that one. Are you excited yet?!?! Edit after 2 years: He played it years ago.
HYONK AM GOOSE!!!! PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS HYONK HYONK! THE GEESE DEMAND MORE HYONK! Edit: Holy shit you guys. This is the dumbest comment I've ever posted and it got me the most likes and replies I've ever gotten. Really? XD
If you don't sub, rumour has it the Goose will come to your house and eat your toes
total bruh moment
jacksepticeye hiiiii...... big fan from India
Blip blop
HJöNK
Jacksepti-Goose!
Jack: ghonkghonkghonkghonkghonkamgoooooooooose
Subtitles: “music”
Me: *damn straight*
is it weird that i saw this comment at the exact time jack said that?
@@suukoshi5021 no, I had it too
A2.5Child that keeps happening to me
Me using my last 4 brain cells trying to say H J ö N K
Mallowfly ! Lol
Felix: immediatly tries to cause AS MUCH CHOAS as possible
Jack: "I just want to be a helpful goose" "Can I be your friend"
I'm more afraid of Jack when he asks who's not smiling, and I'm not.
Chaotic good
He says, ima go destroy the world.
Chaos *😊
Whos felix
Funny goose facts:
*They actually hiss when threatened.
*They also can use the knuckles on their wings to beat someone/something and it's scary.
*They have teeth both on their bills and their tongues.
*When upset, they lower their heads to the ground and charge at their target.
*They really really love lettuce and might steal your entire hand for it.
*Geese are quite personable when raised by hand and you can buy goose diapers if they stay in your house!
*Many breeds of domestic geese actually can't fly, including Sebastopols, Chinese, and African geese.
*Some geese literally fear nothing and are more than willing to tear up a broom if you attempt to herd them with it.
Just some fun info ^^
Mine are cowards lol... but they'll hiss and act tough even with babies. Ones a brown chinese gander and the other is a pilgrim/Chinese hen I think
I've never been scare did geese, but I am now. WE DONT EVEN HAVE GEESE HERE
I am a goose
I feel like you know these facts from experience
"it could have been an african goose"
"oh, yeah, an african goose maybe, but not a european goose. that's my point"
Someone: “Video games make people violent”
Untitled Goose Game: ... _Hjonk._
It’s hjönk
@@ajhyde8483 not everyone is a mobile user
@@ajhyde8483 you can only do that in mobile
All PC can do is hjonk
hjönk hjönk am goose
Y’all ever see a dead goose lying around? No. You haven’t. Why? They’re immortal HELL DEMONS
I once did. Guess someone knew how to kill demons
You ever seen a snail die of old age? *They're immortal*
Y'all ever see a dolphin that's not working?
*_THOSE FUCKERS HAVE DEMONIC TOUNGUE TEETH_*
@@QueerAndHunger lol
i havent watched Jacksepticeye in a while...and I come back to him looking like a Viking and talking to cardboard cutout versions of himself....playing as a goose.
I'm Home 😭
Sweet Yap welcome back
Welcome can tell you what you have missed do you have 90min and coke sponser ship
So true same here
Deadass
Welcome back
Anybody who thinks this game is unrealistic _clearly_ hasn't met a goose before. Give a goose a reason to, and it'll chase after you for a good half a kilometer, honking and flapping and nipping at your heels the whole way -- those birds are vindictive and malicious, and probably _would_ organize an uprising if given the chance.
a piece of bread wrote this
@@stabbamonroll I suppose I do have a _rye_ sense of humor.
Nah, I have a goose and he definitely does stuff like this. He's really smart. He takes things and hide them places. He knows his name too. When he gets excited he'll honk. He'll stand around where we keep his treats and honk until we give him one. Homeboy will not go to bed without going on a short walk too XD Although I'll give it to you wild geese are very scary. Do not boop the nature goose.
@@raytwin11 Wild swans, too -- elegant-looking birds, but they're downright _nasty_ if you give them a reason to be. And do _not_ get anywhere _close_ to goslings, unless you're in the mood for a sprint.
Also...goose eat boot
"Ooh, bells! I want the bells! Is that my plan?"
He immediately figured it out and then immediately forgot lmao
Edit: 2k likes!! I've never had so many! Thank you :3
Liz Hittle o
Owo
Omg lol cd
He just threw the ending out the window-
True
Jack: Geese love coffee. I'm Irish.
Jack: Have you ever been hjonked in the ankles by a goose? I'm Irish
Jack: have I mentioned that I'm I r i s h
Geese love coffe trust me I'm Irish
More like Trust me, I'm a doctor
Lele pons much
@@randomnum111 Trust me, I'm a Whale Biologist.
The second Lele Pons
irish lele pons
"He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus" Jack is a man of words, a poet. lol
That plus his accent had me in tears.
I have a ford focus
@@Tordek he went turbo irish
As a ford focus driver this is my favorite quote of his
Yes, but how does he know? Has he driven one before?
*suspicion*
Jack takes talking to himself to the next level.
Yes.
No
Did anyone search jacksepticeye GOOSE and had this come up
@@emmerald1
i first searched “sykkuno goose” and after watching that i scrolled down and saw this
NAGISA. AND KARMA IS IN THE REPLIES. AH
"RISE UP MY BROTHERS WE SHALL CONQUER"
One second later
"OMG HELP ME I'M STUCK IN THE BASKET"
i legit cried I was laughing so hard.
2014: Goat Simulator
2019: HjöNK AM GOOSE
HockeyDefenceman 11 the latter being much better.
I've watched several youtubers play this, and I just absolutely love the fact that every single one of them so far have looked at the lake, and looked at the food on the bench. And then their IMMEDIATE instinct was to put EVERYTHING from the bench into the water
I don't know why but it's so funny
And it gets increasingly more hilarious with every extra youtuber who does exactly the same thing
Ya but.....JUST HOW?!?!
Have you seen Evan and Katelyn's playthru?
@@dbseamz No, why? Did they break the trend???
A W no they didn’t...but they did mention it if I recall
@@dbseamz ah ok
This goose is smart.
Stockpiling his bells before Tom nook can get them.
BIG BRAIN
Very smart indeed cx
*10000 iq*
the bell thing is why i don't play animal crossing
if i was as smart as goose, i would've stockpiled bells too
That was the most English Irishman Intro of All Time!!!
Well Done
oh hello there
Lol
Yes, it was a _jolly_ good show
Ah, yes *slurps tea* _delightful_
@@fem2992-u2q hello
Nobody:
Every RUclipsr ever: *throws sandwich in the lake*
I did that too!!
7
6
Yea
I dont think kubzscouts did lol
Jack: I'm a nice goose
Jack, later: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE TORMENT BILLY
Also Jack: HJÖNK HJÖNK
Circle of Goose
H
E
S
Jack: Wait, if I put a leek in garage?
*Places leek in garage*
Jack: Ma'am, ma'am! Come quickly! Your garage is leeking!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
💀
Jack: I'M A NICE GOOSE!
* Later *
Jack: Peace was never an option.......
Bringin out the legendary meme...
EPIC
I know im late btw
News: "Video games make people VIOLENT!"
Jack: "I have sandwich now. This is my sandwich."
Xplosive Plays much violence.
Oh yes, so violent.(obviously, I'm being sarcastic)
Xplosive Plays Exactly
although he did traumatize that child half to death and trap him in a phone box :'D
That isn’t very Christian PG family-friendly clean content
Satan: I wanna make an animal, just let me make one
God: fine, but make it count
Satan: *makes the goose* I made it honk instead
Hannah Mellinger this seems accurate
God: okay now get the hell out
I played no part in the creation of geese! Honestly, you should stop spreading such vitriolic lies! ;)
@God damn it Battler/Tom/Zucc Exactly! That's the same allegiance as God! Therefore, God created geese!
Satan Sorry Satan, but they got you there.
fun fact: his "hjönk hjönk am goose" is the most wholesome thing to ever exist
"He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus."
-Jacksepticeye, 2019
I'ts one word, ya feckin non-gaelick warrior pleb go heckin" hjonk hjonk yerself FECKER. HJONK. FUCKIN. HJONK.
BTF It’s Gaelic Gladiator.
@@BucketOfGrass Edited, is that better? I'm sorry I have failed the Gaelic Gladiators
Just now watching this series and that is one of the funniest lines ive ever heard jack say😂
@@thematturlookingfor I now specifically say "Ford Focus" in an Irish accent at every opportunity
I love how most of the video is basically Jack tormenting a child XD
And farmer. And shop keeper
Billy!!!
@@abbyr8766 *memories of happy wheels*
Jack: **Looks at bells**
Me: *DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING*
Legend says that this is where the bell began and now reigins along with the hojnking in 2020
Bell of Hjönk
Bell of hjönk
*Hjönk hjönk hjönk top of goose
HJONK HJONK HJONK TOP OF MORNINGGGG
That intro caught me off guard I-
No one:
Jack every ten seconds:HYONK HYONK IM GOOSE
“Geese love coffee,trust me I’m Irish”
"this is peak gaming" you literally missed the perfect opportunity to say "this is beak gaming"
I don’t know how amazing or awful this is lol
Deinitely at least 3
You’re kind of a genius xD
rip
Cerberos 007
this deserves all the HJÖNKS in the world
19:44 Detroit become Goose
"It's me. Hyonker, the hyonk sent by hyonkerlife"
YESSS Im So Glad SOMEBODY Cared To Leave a Detroit: Become Human Joke!
😂😂😂👌👌👌
DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH FOR LIFEEEEEEEE
Yaaasss
I have mixed feelings about DBH: The game is great, but I became a meme in my group because I look like Connor and somewhat sounded like him.
"IF I CAN'T HAVE VEGETABLES YOU CAN'T HAVE TOY"
JACKSEPTICEYE 2019
Tigrex 23 hjönk Brother, lets gather the goose army for the next raid
@@burningfoxylp8048 OK
No words can express how much I love this series
Jack: FEAR THE GOOSE
Jack later *is upset cause woman kicked him out: The Goose am love....
"He rains fire from the ground."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is called a 'Volcano'.
Its ground rain, not volcaycays
g r o u n d r a i n
Its called a fire gyaer
It's called 'squirting'
@@BerryBabaBear How about you show me an example.
@@beanus9471 example: when you out of nuts but still busting nut.
Jack: rake in the lake
My tired brain: RAKE THE LAKE!!!
@iiSkeiola XD I would DEFINITELY say that XD
-_- ?
My extra tired brain: Make the lake!
This reads like that one episode of Gravity falls when Dipper says "Big break in the case" followed by Mabel repeating it excitedly
@@kaileycocran4261 lol
"Thats how the apocalypse starts"
Then wtf were the winchesters doing
@MonoChronicle no s--t, sherlock
They can't win this fight this goose is to powerful
Dean is the goose💀
Minecraft: This is brilliant
Random untitled game about goose boi: But I like this
Jack: who sat there and thought "we need a game of a goose"
Same people who thought being a goat terrorising people was fun
A video where an Irish person screams “HYONK HYONK” while playing a game about being an asshole goose is 8th on trending for gaming.
The internet is beautiful.
Kavita Shah let’s get it higher!!
Jack's personality and voice fit the goose so well it immerses you completely into the character 😂
17:19 * scene changes *
/chasing Billy; “What a little btch”
why was that the funniest moment to me LOL
Saaaaame😂
Media: "videogames cause violence"
Jack: "in this game i control a goose"
@@ellama3736 no i'm not. But i am terrified now...WHAT WERE YOU TWO IN TO?
@@ellama3736 oooh ok ok ahah no worries
Violence can actually teach the kids what not to do, even though advertisement says otherwise, nite: don't believe everything you see in movies, books, news, etc. it's up to you to change the world for the better
so violent
this is the most violent game ive ever seen idk watchu talkin about
Jack: I want to spend time in LA to spend more time with friends!
Jack in LA: Makes cardboard cut outs of himself so he has someone to talk to.
*SAD*
Jack's true friend is Jack
Los angeles, wyoming isn't it?
*I love how he names every annoying kid in a video game Billy.*
*Kindergarten flashbacks*
*Happy Wheels PTSD*
"ThIs iS mY hOuse, THis iS My hOmE, tHis Is--...I broke it."
I read this at exactly the same time as he said this
"Fine, I'll be the bigger goose"
~1 moment later~
"GOTCHA THERMOS B***!"
“Fine, I,ll be the bigger goose”
~a couple moments later~
“What if it ended by the goose taking over the world”
That would suck
Jack: You can't watch this game and not be smiling
Me: *not smiling because eating raman
Jack: Don't tell me you're not smiling
Me: *cracks a smile and almost chokes on raman
Also me: god dammit Jack
Same dude XD
Did the same thing, Raman squad!
I was brushing my teeth when he said that XD
I didn't smile, not much of a smile person
Sean: “who’s whatching this and not smiling right now?”
Me, coming from the end of unus annus: :(
"ʜʏᴏɴᴋ ʜʏᴏɴᴋ I got your boots 𝔹𝕀𝕋ℂℍ"
-Jack 2019
😂😂😂😂😂
I read this as a reaaaalllyyyyy rich French guy
Time stamp?
X Just Goku X 6:21
Noice
Jack: Can I be a helpful goose? I want to be friends
5 seconds later: i GoT yOuR bOoTs BiTcH!!
My mum and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂
Jacks search history: “How to get boy in phone booth”
FBI: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND
🤣🤣🤣😂
Technically he lives in the UK so it would be MI5 not the FBI. 😂
Curry
Jordan Brown “Technically he lives in the UK”
@@EmilyPrime What did I say wrong? Did I make a grammar mistake? What I said was correct. He's Irish, but he lives in the UK. He moved there a couple of years ago.
His videos are so high quality now... he’s become... more immature but in the most mature way possible
I feel old-
"He rains fire from...the ground."
"Goose-pocalypse."
Jacksepticeye, September 22nd, 2019
@@dragonmaster613 Actually, it is right. Thanks though!
@@insertnamehere2969 misread, thought this was today's upload. Reply deleted.
@@dragonmaster613 It's fine!
Goocalypse
“the next task is going to be ‘Make the groundskeeper reconcile with his father’” I DIED
Your correct use of quotes within quotes pleases me greatly
@@thegrayowl1557 Your kind compliment on the proper use of quotes within quotes pleases me greatly
Ooo
this might become a comment chain
Your making a comment chain about proper grammar when the hjonkening is at hand disturbs me greatly
Jack: goose basket
My sleep deprived brain: GASKET
goosket
Goose pocilpse gocilpse
Basoose
Goosepacalypse
Didn't know Yoongi like Jacksypticeye😂
“I’m a nice goose”
~A couple of minutes later~. “IM AN EVIL GOOSE” Have a great whatever time it is for you! Emrys they/them
I love you (not in a weird way just an LGBTQ bonding way)
@@ttgruffles6731 aw thanks you too dude.
what does emrys mean
@@freakz64 it’s my name but apparently it means immortal! I say apparently because my memory is horrible and I forgot what my name meant.
@@oldaccount6963
Oh cool, my name means peace
Btw- she/they :D
Jack: goes to parents house
Parents: so Sean how was your weekend?
Jack: honk honk am goose!
“Seán, how was your weekend?”
*”yes.”*
Yeeeessssssee
Its hjönk
*Crys and holds gun meme*
Oof someone already said that
HJÖNK
The Gaelic Goose Gladiator. Hyonk of the mornin to to ya!
This is such a golden comment
@@ryanlarson4720 thank you 😊
GOD BLESS YOU BSJDHDSJHDS
More like: *_Hyonk!_* Top of the mornin to ya!
No. The GARLIC Goose Gladiator
Should have made the goose hiss and run at the gardener with the head down for the attack action lmao. (Speaks from experience) Nothing more scary than suddenly hearing a patter of webbed feet and lots of hissing from a goose.
Excuse me? Geese hiss? Yeah nah thank you, I can barely deal with Gators hissing, let alone geese...
Lone Sky geese hissing is one of the most terrifying things
"i wanna be a helpful goose"
literally less than 30 seconds later:
"I GOT YOUR BOOTS BETCH! THEY'RE MY BOOTS NOW!! >:D"
"get the groundskeeper wet"
I was lowkey waiting for him to walk up to the groundskeeper and say "hey babyyy come *HJONK* here *HJONKHJONK* often?"
I am using this on someone
And I will score immediately
I’d say wish me luck
But even somebody as unattractive as me doesn’t need luck
All I need is to say this
It's Hjönk
@@wta1518 not everyone’s on möbile
@@sillycrumpet I made that comment on my PC.
“Geese are nice people”
Geese are the second worst bird I’ve ever had the unfortunate opportunity of meeting
What was the first?
Kayla Augustin (shivers) magpies (starts having traumatic flashbacks)
Ah. An Australian
@@demonofsixpaths2078 what's wrong with magpies?
Sombra's Disciple THEYRE THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN
Imagine being a groundskeeper and you see a goose dragging a pumpkin into a lake
Just another tuesday at garden by the pond
Goose: Don’t ask questions. Go about your day, human.
ahhhhhhhhhhh
seán: "there is no way youre watching this video and not smiling!"
me: *completely distracted by aggressively chewing my nails* 👁️👄👁️
Honk of da morning to you avians, my name is Jacksepticegoose and welcome to Honk Simulator
Hehehehe
I will never forget this post
This is beautiful
Yas
Dont you guys realised that DanTDM played the same 2 game before jack?
Jack do part 2 of this I’m really enjoying this a lot.
I hope he does!
I sure hope he does!!
I really sure hope he does!!
IvTheSniperx Iv me too
Jack: *Cages a human, FREE MY BROTHERS YOU HAVE IMPRISONED!!!
Me: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!
Luca Pena profile pic checks out
Jack: hjönk am goose. hjönk hjönk hjönk
captions: kill young am goose dont kill chuck
3:32 the way Jack says sandwich 🥪 during this part melted my heart, it was just so gosh darn adorable!!
Sandvich
*=everybody liked that=*
Goose Jack: Why's everyone so goosist?!
Also Goose Jack: I need to research humans and how to kill them.
Ikr 😂😂
JHONK!!!!!!!
"I actually feel like a goose!!"
- Jacksepticeye, 2019
Untitled goose game really makes you feel like your goose
@@nightmare-gc7cp indeed
9:48 Fun fact: when you look up "how can goose hat" it comes up with how to get the guy to wear the sun hat
*“How Do I Make Him Wet? Do I Have To Start Taking Off My Feathers?”*
*I Can't Turn On The Sun? Unless...*
Me at an art museum:
Me: *sees picture*
Also me: wHy wOnT iT mOvE wHeN I ToUcH it?
"CHAOS COMES IN GOOSE FORM"
I just love how adorable Jack can be while he's playing this game! XD
Haha lol
Omg, I hate the new RUclips update. I thought your comment was the description 😂
Nowie Side agreed
"IM A GOOSE ON A MISSION, IMA DESTROY DA WORLD" still adorable? :^
@@frogdealer6967# relatable
I like how every review on Xbox is five stars and either says something super sentimental or HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE and I love it
This is literally the only switch game I can play in front of my mother and she loses her sh*t laughing as I'm making people angry/scared in-game.
Ima play this with my mom in coop and well flip our sh*t laughing
Jack: Time to terrorize people.
Also Jack: Can I mow the lawn?
Sean shouting “HYONK HYONK” is the purest form of happiness.
The people at House House thought of the game as a joke. A friend sent a picture of a goose. No reason, no title or explanation. Just the picture. And the other friends started talking about a goose game. So they tried making one. And after some time came this glorious game of a cute yet ruthless goose ruining an English-lookin' place, despite everyone in House House being Australian.
Boomers: video games cause violence
Jacksepticeye: hold my potato
*but it's a violent potato*
RUclips: Hold My Beer
Jacksepticeye: hold my potato
§
@@datthiccpanda3287
Po tat toe
Oh right sorry I make typos a lot 😅
Jack: "I'm the coolest goose around."
Me: "Nothin's ever gonna bring me down."
Lps Ycats it’s actually joe espoito’s: you’re the best around, released in 1984 on the Karate kid soundtrack:)
@@koopatube9118 thanks for that ive been trying to find that song
Glaz Details no probably my boi❤️🧨
Jack-"Me Myself and I"
RUclips-"Wait that's Copyrighted"
RUclips - Wait, that's illegal
21:10 I love how you used the teacher from kindergarten voice
I loved it too, especially when he said for “Mrs. Jiggly-Tits” to calm down lol
Can we talk about Seán’s super sniper skills at 20:26?
Please. Lol
Thanks Diana. Knew I could count on you
19:52
FIGHT BACK TOGETHER! RISE BROTHERS!
**4 seconds later**
OH GOD OH GOD GOOSE BASKET GOOSE BASKET HELP
Talk about getting goosebumps, am I right?
Ducks will sign a peace agreement
"I AM THE ONE WHO HJöNKS" -- Jack 2019 probably
Hunter Wall HJÖNK HJÖNK HJÖNK
68 likes.
Oh yeah, it's all coming together ಠ‿ಠ
"IM THE VIDEO GAME BOI! IM THE ONE WHO HJöNKS!"
-A certain grump
HJÖNK
"I'm gonna be a helpful goose"
"NO, MY WATERING CAN-"
As a goose, i approve of this game.
Yes kill billy
Does Dolan dark approve?
@@Nobody73000 Mabie lol
Same
Don't be cringy dude
jack walks around for 2 minutes and picks things off the ground after looking at bells.
Jack: this game is delightful, i love this game
Felix: *sees bells at the end after retrieving his own* Oh my god, so funny!
Jack: *two seconds in* Ooo bells!
The amount of sheer joy seeing this popping up on my feed while I was gonna cry brought me is just amazing. I shall re-watch this and weep with joy of the hjonks❤
"He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus"
*IM DEAD*
Yea that was funny even tho a Ford Focus usually controls pretty good.
Little Misfortune is finally out Jack!! Remember that game with a sassy narrator and a cute girl? Yes that one. Are you excited yet?!?!
Edit after 2 years: He played it years ago.
I KNOW RIGHT :D
I can’t wait for Sean to play it!!!!
I'm waiting until he plays it. I'm so excited!
Is he even going to play it? It feels like he isn't going to 😔
(:0
HYONK AM GOOSE!!!! PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS HYONK HYONK! THE GEESE DEMAND MORE HYONK!
Edit: Holy shit you guys. This is the dumbest comment I've ever posted and it got me the most likes and replies I've ever gotten. Really? XD
Mikki S HYONK HYONK
HYONK IS GOOSE!!!!
Hyonk
HYONK
HYONK IS GOOSE!!!
"This game looks absolutely bonkers"
i think you mean
hjönkers
This made me both laugh and scowl at the pun lol
Calm down sans, don’t use you’re full power
"I have sandwich"
"This is my sandwich now-"
*-Jacksepticeye 2019*
Me:
HYONK HYONK!!
Also me:
This is delightful. Sheer echelon of gaming content right here.
No no you have it all wrong its HJöNK
Jack: Hjönk, Hjönk, Hjönk, Hjönk
Me: is that even a word?
audience: questioning themselves
Ah I forgot you puny mortals can not understand the language of the gods
Siper hurrah a goose of QUACKity
@@a_randomperson939 geese honk
Nowie Side hjonk*
NEVER QUESTION THE VICKING
Lol “You all thought the apocalypse was gonna come when Satan rained fire down on us!” 5 months later CORONAVIRUS!!!! 😂