Game Theory: Can a Goose DESTROY YOUR LIFE? (Untitled Goose Game)

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    Untitled Goose Game is a gem no one anticipated. I've seen a few theories floating around about this game but there was one question none of them answered. Is a real life goose smart enough to accomplish what the feathered protagonist of Untitled Goose Game does? Yes, I really want to know. Get your feathers ready, Theorists. Today, we will calculate the IQ of a goose!
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    Writers: Matthew Patrick
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Комментарии • 32 тыс.

  • @ajjohnson7674
    @ajjohnson7674 3 года назад +8539

    Fun fact: Japanese crows have learned to pick up coins off the ground and put it in vending machines

    • @pillowmoment
      @pillowmoment 3 года назад +257

      I want to see that
      That sounds cool

    • @peacemuffin9536
      @peacemuffin9536 3 года назад +192

      This is the type of stuff that keeps me up at night.

    • @randumbguest
      @randumbguest 3 года назад +155

      the bird uprising

    • @zacheryvincentcallahan4485
      @zacheryvincentcallahan4485 3 года назад +106

      Well did they also punch in the numbers or was that not yet established by them yet?

    • @stupidthings8753
      @stupidthings8753 3 года назад +80

      Oh god one step closer to the bird uprising

  • @OldGravy2005
    @OldGravy2005 4 года назад +7364

    Human does nothing*
    Goose: Peace was never an option

    • @lukedowsing9532
      @lukedowsing9532 4 года назад +52

      Finlay Daley lol if these Australian developers new what they were doing they would’ve made the goose a magpie

    • @biogimint2628
      @biogimint2628 4 года назад +10

      Yes

    • @NovaTrickster
      @NovaTrickster 4 года назад +13

      Goose: Develops a Stand. *

    • @lukedowsing9532
      @lukedowsing9532 4 года назад +8

      Springy Hoi I got 22

    • @hellsjanitor666
      @hellsjanitor666 4 года назад +2

      @@SpringyAnim you didn't get 22?

  • @buzzybeeboi
    @buzzybeeboi Год назад +316

    “Can a goose ruin your life?”
    Yes.
    (*outro plays*)

    • @Muho_is_me
      @Muho_is_me 18 дней назад +1

      "hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question:
      can a goose ruin your life?
      Yes.
      BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"

  • @silvie626
    @silvie626 Год назад +295

    As a Canadian I can confirm, this game is insanely accurate

    • @rosegoldgod7630
      @rosegoldgod7630 Год назад +9

      As a Texan whos college has a residential flock of these annoying bird, i too can agree that this game is insanely accurate

    • @aistiera_chaosandmusic
      @aistiera_chaosandmusic 10 месяцев назад +8

      Our geese aren't even birds, they're demons.

    • @Ikury_X
      @Ikury_X 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@aistiera_chaosandmusic fr man

    • @SquiddyGod
      @SquiddyGod 10 месяцев назад +3

      Gotta watch out for them cobra chickens lol

    • @silvie626
      @silvie626 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@SquiddyGod make sure to listen for the demonic honks too

  • @suspiciouswolf933
    @suspiciouswolf933 3 года назад +3494

    The bird puns alone were enough to ruffle my feathers

    • @jayceyanimatesstuff
      @jayceyanimatesstuff 3 года назад +15

      Heheheheheh

    • @bryanarguetta682
      @bryanarguetta682 3 года назад +18

      8:17 goose have big brain

    • @andrewreid7328
      @andrewreid7328 3 года назад +8

      I approve

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 3 года назад +34

      Think you're clever do you? Well toucan play at this game.

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 года назад +14

      @@felixroux So you think YOU'RE clever, huh? Well, duck you!

  • @professorxivass
    @professorxivass 3 года назад +3895

    MatPat: I can't think of a good movie bird pun.
    Me: Fly Hard.

    • @bugsbunny5005
      @bugsbunny5005 2 года назад +99

      That's with Goose Willis right?

    • @qeniray9105
      @qeniray9105 2 года назад +53

      @@bugsbunny5005 Yes, where he has to infiltrate the skydraker and defeat the terrorists.

    • @Xvanity10
      @Xvanity10 2 года назад +41

      Goose skyhonker has to destroy the duckstar

    • @mxddysneverland4043
      @mxddysneverland4043 2 года назад +34

      @@Xvanity10 using his flightsaber

    • @beta4163
      @beta4163 2 года назад +3

      No no nooooo

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Год назад +66

    Corvids are extremely smart. They are considered the closest animal to being sentient like humans. And they are getting smarter and more sentient every day that passes. It’s incredible and slightly terrifying.

    • @mihir_deo
      @mihir_deo Месяц назад

      You mean sapient. Sentient means able to feel emotions.

    • @SnowLily123
      @SnowLily123 Месяц назад +1

      @@mihir_deo I am aware

    • @Piper_McLean345
      @Piper_McLean345 Месяц назад

      Corvids have started using anti bird spikes to build their nests and deter predators from attacking their eggs.

  • @cheezitmanGG
    @cheezitmanGG Год назад +25

    The bird puns were fowl, it ruffled my feathers and I never quacked up once.

  • @lukasverduzco9493
    @lukasverduzco9493 2 года назад +1304

    Everyone asks why the goose is so smart, but nobody asks why the game is untitled.

    • @Kikkatar.
      @Kikkatar. Год назад +98

      They asked a goose to name it but it never spoke.

    • @Ch1ps_cha0s
      @Ch1ps_cha0s Год назад +29

      the goose is untiteld so the goose game has no title

    • @mariodamian9477
      @mariodamian9477 Год назад +19

      @@Kikkatar. think it would say *Honk*

    • @ItsMeChair1
      @ItsMeChair1 Год назад +6

      Which one? Untitled Goose Game or the co-op title Untitled Geese Game?

    • @lukasverduzco9493
      @lukasverduzco9493 Год назад +3

      @@thegreatchaos13 Coincidence

  • @pd23
    @pd23 4 года назад +1972

    Missed opportunity to say “I was sent on a wild goose chase”
    I’m disappointed

  • @genperspective399
    @genperspective399 Год назад +24

    2:53
    Took me a minute to realize the pattern. At first thought it had to do with including an odd number vs. not, but the first part and the question of 1600 vs 1700 include ones at the beginning. After a moment, it hit me. 225 is a perfect square. I thought about it with 169 and 900, and surely enough, the #'s Frankie likes are all perfect squares, so it must be 1600 (40 squared)

    • @Acere3
      @Acere3 11 месяцев назад +1

      I thought it had to do with the actual look of the numbers 💀 the numbers they liked had open lines and it seemed like the ones they didn't had closed lines (8, 4, etc) so I thought 1700 💀

    • @auramint
      @auramint 5 месяцев назад

      Oh. I thought that it was multiples of eight so 1700.

    • @Fury2580
      @Fury2580 3 месяца назад

      took me a while too, when i figured it out i scrolled through the comments to see who else actually tried to figure it out.

    • @MatiNuva1724
      @MatiNuva1724 Месяц назад

      I thought it was 1700 becuse the number Frankie likes was always higher than the one He doesn't like

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert 10 месяцев назад +6

    2:54 Frankie likes 1600 because he’s shown an affinity for preferring perfect square numbers, every other number can have it’s square root easily found.

  • @bluu1834
    @bluu1834 4 года назад +6199

    ok but the real question is...
    *who wrote the lists and how did the goose obtain them?*

    • @logangreen8869
      @logangreen8869 4 года назад +468

      And how does he cross things off?

    • @gabevelasquez4640
      @gabevelasquez4640 4 года назад +256

      The real question is: Why is Gamora?

    • @bigmanxeo
      @bigmanxeo 4 года назад +290

      No, the true question of our time is:
      Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    • @Leila-pg5kv
      @Leila-pg5kv 4 года назад +109

      Gabe Vela no its : When is Gamora?

    • @zaiden_fishguy
      @zaiden_fishguy 4 года назад +73

      This is a bigger question than what is life...

  • @elsaemuu9990
    @elsaemuu9990 3 года назад +1576

    Matpat: a way to measure IQ is by an animals capability to problem solve
    Small object is in the middle of my hallway
    My 50lbs dog: *intense panicking*

    • @tobyfox2199
      @tobyfox2199 2 года назад +11

      That is cool! My cat is like Tom anyway

    • @hexagonalchaos
      @hexagonalchaos 2 года назад +33

      my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.

    • @kindatim1798
      @kindatim1798 2 года назад +3

      That's cause the object was yo mama! Get Burned Elsa!!

    • @randomgayperson_Atlas
      @randomgayperson_Atlas 2 года назад +6

      Something gets stuck on my cat's foot
      My cat: Run.
      🤦‍♀"It won't help, that's how you get hurt"

    • @iMpzExists
      @iMpzExists Год назад +5

      we got a 50 kilo dog that cant sit on the couch if there's a sock on it

  • @nyteshade8125
    @nyteshade8125 Год назад +10

    If you just look at the individual 4 sided polygons themselves then there are 9 total 4-sided figures, if you can combine them to make bigger squares, then there are 23 total 4-sided figures.

  • @ThatsMe123.
    @ThatsMe123. Год назад +27

    Man, MatPat’s dad jokes have leveled up 😅

  • @asavage2215
    @asavage2215 3 года назад +387

    Me: leaves knife outside cuz I had to get some more bread
    The goose that lives outside my house: peace was never an option

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 4 года назад +580

    Human: *breathes*
    Goose: *so anyways, I started blasting*

  • @gatchaggs2ndacount
    @gatchaggs2ndacount Год назад +17

    This is so goose-full! I can't bawk-levit

  • @cosmicrobot2318
    @cosmicrobot2318 Год назад

    How haven't I seen this already it's been 3 years and I love chaos/puzzle games

  • @AlexPerez-tv1zg
    @AlexPerez-tv1zg 4 года назад +350

    Me: hears puns
    Me: *Peace was never an option*

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 года назад +1

      I want to like but 333 likes is a perfect number so no.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 года назад +1

      Never mind it just went up anyway

  • @catgirl-gway
    @catgirl-gway 4 года назад +366

    i haven’t watched yet, but as a canadian who has been harassed by geese, i can confirm that yes, they can ruin your life

    • @Goodbye_Erii
      @Goodbye_Erii 3 года назад +12

      I remember at my school geese would always be pooping on our soccer field, and they ended up causing one of our soccer games to get canceled

    • @Val.Kyrie.
      @Val.Kyrie. 3 года назад +3

      Fellow Canadian. Yes.
      My friends grandma had geese on her farm and he hated the geese. They were violent.

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 8 месяцев назад +1

    I was always under the impression worms reacted to the vibrations of rain rather than the presence of water, hence why some birds do that stomping thing

  • @genperspective399
    @genperspective399 Год назад +1

    16:00
    I count 25 four-sided figures from the diagram and 26 if you count the square it is contained in

  • @pixel3152
    @pixel3152 4 года назад +782

    Everyone: how many puns do you want in this episode?
    Mattpat: *yes*

    • @cryscer4099
      @cryscer4099 4 года назад +5

      Nigahiga enters the chat

    • @AlmightyMiau
      @AlmightyMiau 4 года назад

      LOL 69 likes

    • @poyo2830
      @poyo2830 4 года назад +2

      I can’t quacking believe it!

    • @Malthizar
      @Malthizar 4 года назад

      Maude Garrett would be proud

    • @nicholasbrown7346
      @nicholasbrown7346 4 года назад +1

      Matpat: yes
      Scott Cawthorn: yes
      Matpat: what the heck i only said yes!
      Scott Cawthorn: i know but you need a break from FNaF
      Matpat: so?
      Scott Cawthorn: YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE
      Matpat: WHY?!
      Scott Cawthorn: yes

  • @cregatumb
    @cregatumb 4 года назад +591

    House House: makes a funny game about a goose
    MatPat: *THE GOOSE IS ACTUALLY A DUCK AND HAS A HUMAN BRAIN*

  • @lifesqa5851
    @lifesqa5851 3 месяца назад +2

    10:37 Actually not really the main point of the video but earthworms come out of the ground for food, not oxygen. Worms can actually breathe underwater for several weeks because they can absorb oxygen through their skin. (just thought I would share this interesting fact)

  • @scrapykatofficial
    @scrapykatofficial 7 месяцев назад

    15:48 I had to randomly guess to figure it out, glad to know that's how I'll get through life

  • @akun50
    @akun50 4 года назад +252

    *Sees Untitled Goose game*
    The Internet: "Ah, a bastard."
    Game Theory: "A SMART bastard. Just not as smart as Corvids, who could actually do everything in Untitled Goose Game."

  • @seansquiers6506
    @seansquiers6506 4 года назад +270

    Fun fact: when a crow dies it's flock pretty much has a funeral in which each crow goes up to the dead crow and then flies off

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 года назад +25

      That fact is not as fun as you might think...

    • @seansquiers6506
      @seansquiers6506 4 года назад +4

      @@tomhill3248 yeah

    • @everblue2277
      @everblue2277 4 года назад +45

      Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 года назад +7

      @@everblue2277 That's awesome! That fact is super fun! Thank you!

    • @dabigpig_yt5965
      @dabigpig_yt5965 4 года назад +1

      Everblue 22 epic

  • @nutsi3
    @nutsi3 5 месяцев назад +2

    2:34 1600… I know it’s correct but the way I got it is probably wrong… I got it by thinking that 1700 is too obvious because all of them are bigger

  • @yourL0calToaster
    @yourL0calToaster 10 месяцев назад +2

    Me and my little brother are watching this theory because i'm a fan and my dogs name is goose when I asked him why he liked this theory he said "because the guy talking is funny" Well done matpat very well done.

  • @ramona7692
    @ramona7692 4 года назад +483

    2013: Is Link Dead?
    2019: CAN A GOOSE RUIN YOUR LIFE????

    • @vqsxd
      @vqsxd 4 года назад +4

      Ramona Downgrades

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 4 года назад +7

      2013: pretty reasonable question
      2019: pretty weird

    • @ogslegacy7703
      @ogslegacy7703 4 года назад +8

      Ramona he’s gone crazy actually he went mad after the 3rd fnaf theory well now we take him to a mental hospital

    • @jason4443
      @jason4443 4 года назад +5

      @@vqsxd
      Upgrade.
      FTFY

    • @luccamalualves8261
      @luccamalualves8261 4 года назад +3

      Fnaf broke him

  • @juliaharvie518
    @juliaharvie518 4 года назад +234

    Matt: "Can you believe in the wild geesee aren't afraid of people"
    Any one who has ever been chased by a goose ever "YOU DON'T SAY"

    • @Blaeyk
      @Blaeyk 4 года назад +3

      Someone in my class is terrified of birds because he got charged by a goose

    • @Fato4Life
      @Fato4Life 4 года назад +2

      el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day

    • @Blaeyk
      @Blaeyk 4 года назад

      Fatima Shams yes day

    • @joshuajobi1456
      @joshuajobi1456 4 года назад +1

      underestimated goose: peace was never an option

    • @nelly7202
      @nelly7202 4 года назад

      Geese are scary

  • @flameman1188
    @flameman1188 Год назад +2

    15:36 So I got the answer corrected, but I just thought he didn't like the number 8 😅

  • @desiraydise6597
    @desiraydise6597 8 месяцев назад

    Goose Wayne- lives in Goosem City, stars in Birdman Begins, The Dark Flight, and The Dead Sea Sparrow Rises

  • @Robertganca
    @Robertganca 4 года назад +264

    At the start of the video you should have asked: “Are geese really that smart, or is this all just a wild goose chase?”

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 4 года назад +2

      That would've been a *great* way to open the video! You deserve a heart! :D ❤

    • @darielfernandez4865
      @darielfernandez4865 4 года назад +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 года назад

      They're very smart. Like, scary smart. You wouldn't expect such a dumb-looking creature to be that clever.

    • @r.l.r.7550
      @r.l.r.7550 4 года назад +1

      That would have been good!😸

    • @matthewzhang581
      @matthewzhang581 4 года назад

      No. No. No, he shouldn’t. There are already too many bad jokes.

  • @justiceforsteven8183
    @justiceforsteven8183 4 года назад +162

    There’s a goose who sits in the middle of the road near where I live to let his family across we call him gandalf as he won’t let anyone pass

  • @going_loney
    @going_loney Год назад

    Goose rap🤣🤣... Matpat had fun with this one.

  • @lifesqa5851
    @lifesqa5851 3 месяца назад +1

    15:59 There are either 4, 9, or 13 depending on how you count them

  • @ohio2.056
    @ohio2.056 3 года назад +380

    Human: peace wasn't an option?
    Goose: never has been.🦆

    • @milkywaycafe.
      @milkywaycafe. 2 года назад +2

      Especially with Canadian geese 😰

    • @Pizza7478
      @Pizza7478 2 года назад +1

      @@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 2 года назад

      Never will be

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar 4 года назад +111

    One of my favorite examples of corvids problem solving is that Japanese ravens love chestnuts but can’t open them with their beaks so they have adapted to put the nuts in crosswalks they actually have learned traffic light patterns and use them to get the cars to run over the nuts

    • @Thikachu
      @Thikachu 3 года назад +2

      ... you mean covid saitans right?

    • @taketheriddlepill4975
      @taketheriddlepill4975 3 года назад +5

      ThikachuGaming corvid is a type of bird category, like ravens and crows.

  • @1pet.isntenough.forme.
    @1pet.isntenough.forme. Год назад

    2:56
    I think he would prefer 1700,as he likes bigger numbers, or because the numbers he likes have odd numbers in them, 1 and 9 for the first 9 for the second,5 for the third, 1 and 7 for the last one.

  • @kylasharron4126
    @kylasharron4126 Год назад +1

    Thanks, MatPat. I desperately want an Untitled Raven Game now.

  • @Kebnekaise.
    @Kebnekaise. 3 года назад +532

    Goose: **Manipulates people into breaking each others stuff**
    Humans: **Mistakes a soft, and feathery goose for a statue**

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 года назад +17

      Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?

    • @EmberStorm36
      @EmberStorm36 3 года назад +7

      Really speaks about our IQs.

    • @cryptidcrow282
      @cryptidcrow282 3 года назад +10

      The goose is an evil spy made of steel, that’s why he doesn’t feel soft and his feathers don’t fall off.

    • @crown414
      @crown414 2 года назад +4

      i dont think the humans in that game has eyes

    • @jtlarsen05
      @jtlarsen05 2 года назад

      Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

  • @kaipiethescienceguy
    @kaipiethescienceguy 3 года назад +564

    I love ravens and crows so much. We have a bunch in my hometown and when it gets warm out they pick up hard to crack nuts like walnuts or acorns and then drop them in the road for cars to drive over and crush the shell for them. Then they get the opened nut back from the road and eat it. They're so smart, it's almost a little scary.

    • @Apples765
      @Apples765 2 года назад +15

      That's so amazing!!

    • @maskrlzxw6823
      @maskrlzxw6823 2 года назад +4

      fun fact: dinosaurs are a type of bird and t.rex in rel life as very intelligent

    • @raptorjesus2516
      @raptorjesus2516 2 года назад +13

      @@maskrlzxw6823 I'm scared of a trex as smart as a raven

    • @SamadTheGoat
      @SamadTheGoat 2 года назад +1

      CORVIDS....sounds familiar.....

    • @suze7937
      @suze7937 2 года назад

      You should watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

  • @ammarkhan9448
    @ammarkhan9448 Месяц назад

    the editing of inclined ramp and the rap

  • @JuniorCode-uq1cn
    @JuniorCode-uq1cn Год назад +1

    MatPat wich Angry Bird bird because there is
    Red (one you showed, Most known and the logo)
    Chuck (Speed Demon)
    Bomb (Literarly a bomb)
    Terence (Tank)
    Matilda (explosive egg pooping female)
    Stela (Creates balloons, in her own game speed bouncing powers)
    Blueses (3 blue younglings that are one until they separate)
    Hall (Bumerang)
    Bubles (Inflates into a big balloon)
    And others...

  • @garrettsmith8562
    @garrettsmith8562 4 года назад +381

    I can't believe you went for Goose Willis when Ryan Gosling is literally right there.

  • @sarjarnesto3175
    @sarjarnesto3175 4 года назад +257

    Tom Nook wants his bells, goose only wants to live.

  • @Creatureeee
    @Creatureeee 9 месяцев назад

    As a person who lives near seattle I can confirm that everybody wears birkenstocks, (I have no idea what those are) beanies and drink La Croix, especially my cousins, though only the La Croix part

  • @CrowJustin
    @CrowJustin Год назад

    2:37 I believe he likes 1700 because he seems to like non-leap year numbers (ie all numbers that aren’t multiples of 4 as well as multiples of 100 that aren’t 400)

  • @scarlettefoxx5585
    @scarlettefoxx5585 Год назад +425

    Worms don't actually drown: they just aren't restricted from coming to the surface during a cool, wet rainstorm. Plus, its generally safe from birds during rain, and their two main predators are birds and digging rodents sooo...
    If every worm surfaced during a rainstorm you'd be hard pressed to find a patch of clear grass

  • @skipercrac
    @skipercrac 4 года назад +724

    someone: this game doesn't have lore.
    Matpat: *agressive theory noises*

    • @fluffyflufffox1385
      @fluffyflufffox1385 4 года назад +5

      Skiper crac
      Jacksepticeye: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE!!!! *angry Irish noises*

    • @senorbleach8860
      @senorbleach8860 4 года назад

      Izzy ___ oh crap I didn’t even notice lol

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 4 года назад

      @Izzy ___ no problem pal

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +2

      Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly
      HELLO HELLO!
      Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light
      Now you saw us in the local news
      What made your thought presume this job was for you?
      WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
      Between 6pm and the the break of dawn
      The music start to glitch
      From when the sun light turn them on
      You got your cameras and your flashlight
      What more there you need?
      Just be quick
      Just be ready
      'Cus they're pretty scary
      BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited
      But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you
      ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day..
      Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here
      Yeah i'm your guide tick tock
      These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive!
      I'm your guide
      Ring Ring
      Watch the day if get too dark!
      The time has arise be careful of decision you make
      I AM THE DESK GUY!
      YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY
      HEY HEY!
      How ya doin?!
      Now the first day was fine
      But there's a deep dark warning
      For the future up ahead so divine
      Now you see the food stand is a blare
      Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared
      Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure
      Because the next thing you know
      The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light
      Before they take your body and comsume you die!
      BE very very wary so preserve your only tools
      Keep the light shining bright for the final..
      SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day..
      Cus I'm the desk guy
      I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here
      Yeah i'm the desk guy
      ding ding
      These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live!
      I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make
      I am the new guy!
      YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY!
      'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! '
      Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival
      Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND!
      HEY HEY
      I'M
      THE NEW
      GUY
      HEY HEY
      Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here
      Yeah i'm the new guy
      ' Ring Ring '
      These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy
      ' Tick Tock '
      Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make
      I am the new guy!
      Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey...
      HELLO HELLO

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 4 года назад +1

      @@mikebuston7407 bruh

  • @lordofbacon
    @lordofbacon 2 месяца назад

    Mat Pat, your puns give me g-o-o-s-e bumps.

  • @idk-ew7mx
    @idk-ew7mx Год назад

    when you guessed randomly at the question but got the answer right: *1000 IQ*

  • @itsadamorsmth
    @itsadamorsmth 4 года назад +313

    People in 1983: In the future we will have flying cars
    2019: Can a goose ruin your life??

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 4 года назад +2

      I mean...we *do* have flying cars...or at least hovering ones. They aren't very impressive though.

    • @applemunchstudios5380
      @applemunchstudios5380 4 года назад

      @@mentaya11 I'm unsure if I should r/whoosh you, tho.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 4 года назад

      @@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.

  • @MicCheckMemoirs
    @MicCheckMemoirs 4 года назад +177

    *Human doing human things*
    Goose: so you have decided death

  • @MarvelousTBDyt1037
    @MarvelousTBDyt1037 8 дней назад

    I guess the goose in untitled goose game is simply on another level. It even wrote a to-do list’ in cursive!!

  • @TheIsoscelesMonster
    @TheIsoscelesMonster 2 месяца назад

    This is the best episode of duck-tective yet!

  • @lonelyones
    @lonelyones 4 года назад +463

    Random person: So how much do you love Matpat's theories?
    Me: Enough to sit through like 10 more bird puns than are acceptable.

    • @anjailbakeer
      @anjailbakeer 4 года назад +4

      This is my favorite comment.

    • @kyran195
      @kyran195 4 года назад +4

      i love him that ill stay thro 5000 bad puns

    • @gghhfgghhfy2320
      @gghhfgghhfy2320 4 года назад +3

      pun for armegedon and die hard: Armagooson Goose Hard

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 года назад

      You sat through 11000

  • @mr.p1759
    @mr.p1759 2 года назад +493

    The hall of fame for the best bird games list is very small
    Flappy bird: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Год назад +1

    1:15 I can’t believe he forgot about Flappy Bird… The gall of this man. >:(

  • @7temp
    @7temp Год назад +1

    I think it's 1600 because he likes numbers that are round in shape

  • @nielsbakker4980
    @nielsbakker4980 4 года назад +228

    fun theorie: The goose did use trail and error. in the end of the game we can see the goose's stash of bells, meaning he had prior to our playthrough completed the same task (getting the bell by going through the city) over and over again and can now do so pretty consitantly. :) think about that one!!

    • @aierisfrost8447
      @aierisfrost8447 4 года назад +10

      AWW SNYAP
      MAT JUST GOT *R O A S T E D*

    • @MoontheWolfYT
      @MoontheWolfYT 4 года назад +4

      My brother always steals locks from our church XD

    • @techmetal2964
      @techmetal2964 4 года назад +4

      That Matt Goose just got cooked

    • @techmetal2964
      @techmetal2964 4 года назад +2

      Also I think there was 13 squares

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 4 года назад +1

      Moon the Wolf locks as in hair?

  • @thedude8932
    @thedude8932 4 года назад +315

    *Human does nothing*
    Goose: as long as theres humans on earth there will never be true peace

    • @DepressedToasterBathTM
      @DepressedToasterBathTM 4 года назад +8

      Peace’s was never an option

    • @justinbayless8284
      @justinbayless8284 4 года назад +2

      Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement

    • @nightingalelikeart3772
      @nightingalelikeart3772 4 года назад +1

      Justin Bayless dude chill it was a joke. you don’t need to go all social justice warrior on them.

    • @justinbayless8284
      @justinbayless8284 4 года назад

      Nightingalelikeart 3 Well, in my defense. I don’t know what we’re talking about.

    • @nightingalelikeart3772
      @nightingalelikeart3772 4 года назад +1

      Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.

  • @bambisbluebell
    @bambisbluebell Год назад +1

    With the riddle I just thought he didn't like number eight... 168 has an eight in it, 800 has an eight, 224 adds up to eight, and 1700 adds up to eight...
    So I picked 1600 and accidentally got it right

  • @firmansulistiyanto1718
    @firmansulistiyanto1718 10 месяцев назад

    May I say you have the best dad jokes

  • @UItEnthusiast
    @UItEnthusiast 4 года назад +277

    2010 indie game of the year: Minecraft, a game where you can build your own things.
    2015 indie game of the year: Undertale, a funny and serious metafictional RPG.
    2017 indie game of the year: Cuphead, a boss fight game where the developers remortaged their house to finish the game and features hand-drawn scenes.
    2019 indie game of the year: you are a goose who is also an asshole

    • @draydra
      @draydra 4 года назад +6

      wait, i though undertale wasnt the game of the year cus it was realise too

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 4 года назад +6

      casually skips 2014 and FNaF

    • @developer8737
      @developer8737 4 года назад +1

      2009 you un-cultured swine

    • @user-fd5xz3gw1c
      @user-fd5xz3gw1c 4 года назад +1

      Hey I think I saw this on Reddit, maybe I’m wrong

    • @chio3380
      @chio3380 4 года назад +1

      When out of original jokes, use tumblr.
      Not that I'm complaining of course

  • @silverbackwrites
    @silverbackwrites 4 года назад +253

    "Why would birds do that? Why would they just attack?"
    Because Alfred Hitchcock asked them to.

    • @OtubUser
      @OtubUser 4 года назад +5

      Omg lol ❤🧡💛💚💙💜♠️🇳🇴🐺

    • @violawagner8796
      @violawagner8796 4 года назад

      1700

    • @thelandpiranha4108
      @thelandpiranha4108 4 года назад +2

      @Fandom Is Awesome, Ah I see you are a man of high culture as well

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 4 года назад

      @@thelandpiranha4108 Agreed, heard of The Birds. Scary, and could theoretically (pun intended) happen.

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 4 года назад

      Fandom Is Awesome oop

  • @StackatackaStudios
    @StackatackaStudios Год назад

    Okay but can I get a reason for a theory on UNTITLED GOOSE GAME because I love it

  • @ChiBoomyBoom
    @ChiBoomyBoom 9 месяцев назад

    That Goose Willis joke actually made me laugh out loud

  • @robotizedcyborg7788
    @robotizedcyborg7788 4 года назад +218

    Summary:
    Is Goose big brain or smol brain enough to commit "Peaceful" Genocide

  • @tempest6027
    @tempest6027 4 года назад +311

    *"Can a goose destroy your life"* is the most accurate title for this untitled game about a goose

    • @jonaswilson2803
      @jonaswilson2803 4 года назад +4

      Y E S

    • @drakev.t2866
      @drakev.t2866 4 года назад +1

      1,700

    • @packrunnabski
      @packrunnabski 4 года назад +2

      Hönk had options no to peace have not

    • @zephyrash
      @zephyrash 4 года назад

      Actually, a more fitting title would be "A goose *can* destroy your life"

  • @esterdanielytterbrink330
    @esterdanielytterbrink330 9 месяцев назад

    Oh these jokes give goosepuns

  • @iriswhite3184
    @iriswhite3184 Год назад

    Crows are so smart. There are noted cases of crows waiting for cars to approach and dropping shelled nuts onto the road, so that car would do all the work to open them.

  • @bluenote344
    @bluenote344 4 года назад +389

    Game theory:I'm gonna break down this game!
    Developer:I just made the game cause I thought it would be funny

  • @emmalenaofield8202
    @emmalenaofield8202 4 года назад +185

    "can a goose destroy your life?" ~ game theorists
    "yes, yes it can" ~ me speaking from past experiences

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 4 года назад +8

      I was chased into a lake and nearly drowned by a flock of geese when I was 4.
      Yes

    • @exan6970
      @exan6970 4 года назад +3

      @@Lectrikfro When you have a standoff with a goose... you surrender

    • @diegoosores704
      @diegoosores704 4 года назад +1

      Dude,
      Are you ok?

    • @ChemicalTourniquette
      @ChemicalTourniquette 4 года назад

      This is oddly specific. Yeah are you ok?^^

  • @Un.knowns
    @Un.knowns Месяц назад +1

    I thought it was 1600 for the problem at the start because all the ones before it were perfect square roots-

  • @dumnani
    @dumnani Год назад

    living in Chicago there are a lot of geese around. Our school blacktop was also infested with geese poop

  • @Lincoln69420
    @Lincoln69420 4 года назад +147

    Me: almost dies from goose at school
    Nurse: “ice pack!”

    • @finalwarrior653
      @finalwarrior653 4 года назад +1

      Student:nurse I don't fell to good *has a missing arm
      Nurse:here have an ice pack

    • @jayplays1710
      @jayplays1710 4 года назад +1

      Me: gets shot by a sniper
      School: walk it off!

    • @Lincoln69420
      @Lincoln69420 4 года назад

      Thx for the likes, made my day!

  • @NeilShavit
    @NeilShavit 2 года назад +805

    I'm just saying, the "Angry Bird Bird" is canonacly called "Red".

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 2 года назад +8

      that's like being called mr.brown

    • @soumyadileep6214
      @soumyadileep6214 2 года назад +37

      Yes and the others are called chuck, bomb, bubbles, Matilda, Terrance and the mighty eagle. Note they’re are too many to say these are the og

    • @superwolfpup
      @superwolfpup 2 года назад +25

      I just love the fact that Angry Birds has a canon.
      Where's that deep-dive lore, MatPat? We're waiting…

    • @shadowoffob555
      @shadowoffob555 2 года назад +4

      @@superwolfpup the movies..

    • @NeilShavit
      @NeilShavit 2 года назад +5

      @@soumyadileep6214 Yes, but the one Mat was probably talking was Red, cuz he is the most fameous of all, and the one that was on the screen when Mat talked about him.

  • @Zecton-Jay
    @Zecton-Jay 10 месяцев назад

    Mat is so talented at making unfunny jokes like his jokes are so unfunny that you can't laugh at any of them even if you u want to

    • @Zecton-Jay
      @Zecton-Jay 10 месяцев назад

      Even if you want to*

    • @Zecton-Jay
      @Zecton-Jay 10 месяцев назад

      (No hate)

  • @Thor-Orion
    @Thor-Orion Год назад

    I think Kaepora Gaebora already has the title of bird who makes everyone’s day miserable simply by having the default selected answer to “do you want to hear that again?” Be “yes.”

  • @bgreer3067
    @bgreer3067 4 года назад +160

    May: die hard, die hard man I can’t think of one.
    Me: fly hard

    • @Tom-mz8jt
      @Tom-mz8jt 4 года назад +1

      Relate Much?

    • @jonaswilson2803
      @jonaswilson2803 4 года назад +1

      Y E S

    • @richardwhittington3217
      @richardwhittington3217 4 года назад +3

      I came to the comments just to see if someone made a good pun he missed. I am pleased

    • @sebbes333
      @sebbes333 4 года назад +1

      @@richardwhittington3217 me 2 :D

  • @Judarvis
    @Judarvis 4 года назад +115

    Human: exists
    Goose: ah yes The Hjonkening has come

  • @kittyaya3425
    @kittyaya3425 3 месяца назад

    God do I love Untitled Goose Game. I played it and it was chaos.

  • @DiamondV311
    @DiamondV311 9 месяцев назад

    22 4 sided figures assuming this is a 2d shape rather than a 3d net

  • @clayton332
    @clayton332 4 года назад +529

    I have a dark theory the lists that the goose has and how he knows all this is from his past owner/human companion who hated his neighbors and trained the goose to terrorize them and his reward at the end was getting the bell. Now his owner passed away so the goose searches for a bell to remind him of his owner,
    Edit: Holy butts this got so many likes thanks! Also it is weird that something is still crossing off parts of the list : / so my theory might be bad

    • @nateschanneltv2225
      @nateschanneltv2225 4 года назад +53

      What if not just the owner but the as well as the goose have been treated poorly by the neighbors, so the owner taught the goose how to torment and the goose obediently followed his tasks and commands because of the same hatred they both have for the neighbors.
      Im also guessing that the owner was a bird lover and also outcasted by the people and the goose was violently thrown into the river with the owner witnessing that happen,giving them a reason to torment the people.

    • @clayton332
      @clayton332 4 года назад +8

      yhezha finesse yes

    • @dorothynava8851
      @dorothynava8851 4 года назад +14

      That...is emencly sad

    • @anjailbakeer
      @anjailbakeer 4 года назад +16

      @@dorothynava8851 yes, immensely sad.

    • @brycewayne2517
      @brycewayne2517 4 года назад +6

      No it’s happy sad

  • @UnderScore404
    @UnderScore404 3 года назад +244

    "see the goose is coming, you hear the honk and you start running"
    The living tomestone was trying to warn us...

    • @kaiklasher
      @kaiklasher 3 года назад +3

      white and yellow birdie, it's gonna fight, you might get hurt! heheh >:)

    • @kaiklasher
      @kaiklasher 3 года назад

      @Danica Fichtner The Living Tombstone's song called 'Goose Goose Revolution' lol
      it's really good :D there's honks in it >:)

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 2 года назад +1

      I’m coming

  • @KingsBard
    @KingsBard Год назад +1

    17-19 four sided shapes

  • @lillycurtis3044
    @lillycurtis3044 3 месяца назад

    i got the right answer for the number game, but i got to it through the incorporation of the number 8 and thinking that he hated the number 8, so he wouldn’t like 1700 because the sum of each digit is 8

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 4 года назад +265

    Matpat: "Geese can tell which human aren't hunters and not a threat to them."
    Me: "So THAT'S why I saw so many hanging out at the college campus."

    • @cchuuyarx1793
      @cchuuyarx1793 4 года назад +1

      Geese go to kAlLeGe to get mor KnAwLeDgE

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 4 года назад +1

      So THAT'S why my grandfather's house always have have a lot hanging and chilling out there

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 4 года назад

      @@cchuuyarx1793 ahh yes my bud

  • @barkfish6853
    @barkfish6853 4 года назад +373

    Totally chose 1700 thinking he just liked larger numbers.

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 года назад +16

      Same

    • @shavendeer1126
      @shavendeer1126 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @graces.4209
      @graces.4209 4 года назад +6

      I thought that too! But then I paused the video cuz i was confused and knew why he liked the numbers because my math teacher is subjecting me to torture

    • @jessiwats27
      @jessiwats27 4 года назад +1

      BarkFish me too

    • @BijouluvsJewels1234
      @BijouluvsJewels1234 4 года назад +1

      😩

  • @GeorgeWiedenmann
    @GeorgeWiedenmann 10 месяцев назад +1

    I believe that there are 9 4-sided shaps In the final question of the video

  • @m.-.852
    @m.-.852 Год назад

    acully did you know that crows will remember faces and if you kill a crow infront of another 1, when you come in the location of that crow it will dive bomb you. And crows also host funerals for eachother

  • @Plism123
    @Plism123 4 года назад +343

    Matpat: Can a goose destroy your life?
    Me: Ha!! Joke on you, you can’t destroy what already destroyed.

  • @logansmith4492
    @logansmith4492 4 года назад +168

    Matpat: Is it possible a goose could perform all the actions in the game?
    Me: How does the bird read and understand English?

    • @StopMotion-Dann
      @StopMotion-Dann 9 месяцев назад +1

      it came from hell and the devil taught it to read before releasing it to torment the innocent residents of o canada

  • @michaelvicksdog127
    @michaelvicksdog127 Год назад

    I'm thinking there are no 4 sided shapes because you can't have a polygon if sides intertwine with each other

  • @Bloss3m22
    @Bloss3m22 9 месяцев назад

    16:06
    Matpat: honk honk
    Me who knows how to sound like goose: HONNKKKKKKKKKK