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  • @sadistfurret4205
    @sadistfurret4205 3 года назад +4974

    dude who went to the bathroom; “did anything happen while i was gone?”
    Markiplier; **sitting there with a ton of stickers and memorabilia** “nothing at all”

    • @dogsareawesome9197
      @dogsareawesome9197 3 года назад +96

      *I J U S T B E A T A B L O O D B A B Y T O D E A T H W I T H A H A M M E R*

    • @mushromus7764
      @mushromus7764 3 года назад +135

      Dude who went to the bathroom: "whatcha got there?"
      Mark: *with a full wall of stickers and medals* a coffee

    • @calebshartzer9724
      @calebshartzer9724 3 года назад +21

      @@dogsareawesome9197 I N E V E R T H O U G H T I W O U L D S A Y T H O S E W O R D S .

    • @hendeyjagger7489
      @hendeyjagger7489 3 года назад +10

      @@mushromus7764 does he not like Smoothies?

    • @mushromus7764
      @mushromus7764 3 года назад +16

      @@hendeyjagger7489 the machine is a coffee machine

  • @kalosbaku
    @kalosbaku 3 года назад +4709

    2016 Mark: “I could Probably Brute Force this”
    2021 Mark: “I’m GONNA brute force this”

    • @TRS69420
      @TRS69420 3 года назад +63

      This is the most truest comment since yesterday

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 2 года назад +5

      Fax

    • @itsnattycakes
      @itsnattycakes 2 года назад +1

      lol that DID happen

    • @ulydgsjwya
      @ulydgsjwya Год назад +2

      1 year, 2K likes, 4 comments
      What.

    • @Burger14
      @Burger14 Год назад +1

      Inscryption right?

  • @andreyisinsane2162
    @andreyisinsane2162 4 года назад +1382

    13:39
    Markiplier: *celebrating*
    City: *slowly coming to an end and being flooded*

    • @DakanX
      @DakanX 4 года назад +11

      Slowly? You mean lightly

    • @animalinvestigator_
      @animalinvestigator_ 4 года назад +1

      AndreyTheGamer !!! Out of context but, I love your Matt pfp sm :D Matt is a cinnamon roll

    • @andreyisinsane2162
      @andreyisinsane2162 4 года назад +1

      Tordle lol ikr

    • @ppancakesyrup
      @ppancakesyrup 4 года назад

      I would like the comment , but it's at 420. so I legally can't.

    • @JDgiggles
      @JDgiggles 4 года назад

      Just like the Gypsy woman said!

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 3 года назад +3139

    It amazes me how many people don’t realize that Mark went to college to become a Biomedical Engineer before dropping out to pursue RUclips. This guy is a genius.

  • @thatextraness6836
    @thatextraness6836 4 года назад +2681

    Time stamp 14:00- Everyone give him applause. He deserves it.

  • @thejesterontheroof
    @thejesterontheroof 4 года назад +1717

    I love that he freaks out that he remembered Morse.

  • @thatcarguy2064
    @thatcarguy2064 4 года назад +8183

    Alternative title: 36 minutes of Mark remembering he’s actually smart, and not dumb

    • @simpletic
      @simpletic 4 года назад +108

      yea i tested this and this took me a day to finnish idk how but this i was missing 8 endings still tho

    • @Urlocalbadomen
      @Urlocalbadomen 4 года назад +18

      Z REX HYPER bot???

    • @Zrexhyper
      @Zrexhyper 4 года назад +8

      Gillian Muller Noo i m human

    • @Zrexhyper
      @Zrexhyper 4 года назад +4

      Gillian Muller and what do you mean

    • @Urlocalbadomen
      @Urlocalbadomen 4 года назад +7

      @@Zrexhyper sorry it's just that a lot of boys say that 😅

  • @pyguy7
    @pyguy7 3 года назад +1140

    If I get locked in an escape room, I want Markiplier on my team.

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 3 года назад +4

      Yessss i want him too tho plz

    • @sillyandgiggly
      @sillyandgiggly 2 года назад +6

      same tho lol

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 2 года назад +20

      there was an entire [redacted] episode showing how that would go wrong

    • @thebrokencr0wn
      @thebrokencr0wn 2 года назад +16

      Yea lol. All he did was tell Ethan “good luck” and didn’t even go through the tunnel like Ethan did

    • @bonkradiation
      @bonkradiation 2 года назад +9

      you weren't here for the anomaly were you

  • @nurduwek7768
    @nurduwek7768 4 года назад +543

    7:45 it was a reference to the stanley parable cause “all he does is push buttons all day”

    • @MekongMonsterSC
      @MekongMonsterSC 4 года назад +26

      And then Stanley pushed the big red button

    • @datcr4zyazn851
      @datcr4zyazn851 4 года назад +4

      That must be his training

    • @MekongMonsterSC
      @MekongMonsterSC 4 года назад +4

      @@Indecisive.0 yeah right after he pushes the buttons

    • @supernova5434
      @supernova5434 4 года назад +6

      This is the story of a man named Stanley,
      continue the story, any ending

  • @Sarahscopic
    @Sarahscopic 8 лет назад +12032

    He just knows Morse code OFF-HAND!?
    Talk about random skills...

    • @spookkachu3322
      @spookkachu3322 8 лет назад +274

      also know as binary

    • @Luis-pi7fh
      @Luis-pi7fh 8 лет назад +175

      no no he doesn't he just figured out that dash is 1 and dot is 0

    • @JossCade
      @JossCade 8 лет назад +619

      Binary =/= Morse code dude. A in binary is 01000001, A in morse is ._ Morse may be a binary system in the 2 "letters" way, but it isnt the same communication system

    • @magenta5785
      @magenta5785 8 лет назад +43

      Edit: I am the one who misunderstood. Didn't realize that Nutella was talking to Ben Dixon.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 8 лет назад +27

      +Ben Dixon (Val AT) binary is easy as fuck though

  • @hush6149
    @hush6149 4 года назад +2303

    Any normal human: takes forever to work this out
    Mark: Bada-bing bada-boom

  • @killuazoldyck5976
    @killuazoldyck5976 4 года назад +2331

    That's the thing about mark. He's not only a gamer, he's really smart. Like really smart-

    • @subzer0258
      @subzer0258 3 года назад +8

      Yeah

    • @NightOfTheRevolution
      @NightOfTheRevolution 3 года назад +108

      He went to college to become a biomedical engineer before he dropped out to pursue RUclips

    • @jennyrodriguez9588
      @jennyrodriguez9588 3 года назад +22

      Being smart and being knowledgeable are 2 different things, lets lets admit it mark is kinda dumb XD

    • @sandsunderthetable.6625
      @sandsunderthetable.6625 3 года назад +6

      69th like

    • @bofa987
      @bofa987 3 года назад +13

      When he wants to be lol

  • @thediscordmemer5851
    @thediscordmemer5851 4 года назад +3906

    The fact that markiplier did most of the endings without a guide is beyond me.

    • @LikeACommenter
      @LikeACommenter 2 года назад +29

      Indeed

    • @hydra2488
      @hydra2488 2 года назад +9

      How do you get 1K likes but only 1 reply????

    • @makspeedian
      @makspeedian 2 года назад +2

      @@hydra2488 ya mean 3

    • @hydra2488
      @hydra2488 2 года назад

      @@makspeedian you mean 4

    • @myrz3126
      @myrz3126 2 года назад +5

      @@hydra2488 this ain't no tik tok

  • @reddude7435
    @reddude7435 4 года назад +568

    I like when as soon as Mark gets the hammer, he smashes the TV.

    • @Vx15Z
      @Vx15Z 4 года назад +13

      That’s how he thinks
      Hammer, SMASH TV

  • @PizzaLeftovers
    @PizzaLeftovers 4 года назад +1733

    Other RUclipsrs: This is going to take for ever to get all the endings
    Mark: Touch da button

  • @holylightning4458
    @holylightning4458 3 года назад +168

    When he says the exact same line about brute forcing the color keypad as he does in the 3D version of the game. Also denies the pass twice for the Papers please ending

  • @KookyKay82
    @KookyKay82 8 лет назад +185

    13:39 the joy on his face when he realizes he's remembered morse code.

    • @bluejayfinch
      @bluejayfinch 8 лет назад +1

      Ikr it's so adorable

    • @cannon9009
      @cannon9009 8 лет назад +1

      I thought the DOT and MOrSE clue was for the 3rd line in instructions (0010001)

    • @perfectjojam5280
      @perfectjojam5280 8 лет назад

      Me to

    • @sambadger9270
      @sambadger9270 8 лет назад

      awwww

    • @kale4442
      @kale4442 8 лет назад +3

      Its like he beat the 6th night in FNAF all over again...

  • @saoirse9169
    @saoirse9169 5 лет назад +1258

    Mark: *picks up screwdriver*
    Mark: can I hammer this?

  • @chrysalisartcreations1566
    @chrysalisartcreations1566 5 лет назад +452

    14:10 Mark has the same energy as the future Mark who
    "I AM A MAN
    WHO OWNS
    FIVE OVENS!"

  • @maddijasnyy
    @maddijasnyy 3 года назад +521

    And now in 2021... He finally got around to playing Papers Please.

    • @joeystevens3308
      @joeystevens3308 2 года назад +9

      That's just how Mark operates. He's always 4 years behind on his let's play. Give him 4 years and who knows he might get back into games like Visage^^^^^

    • @buttman12954
      @buttman12954 Год назад

      @@joeystevens3308 he did

  • @Mephaistus
    @Mephaistus 8 лет назад +2799

    Man.. he got a fuckton on his own, thats quite good.

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 8 лет назад +18

      yup. i bet you that pewds will get only one of them :D

    • @anerdynugget5350
      @anerdynugget5350 8 лет назад +14

      Strong AND smart ;) of course!

    • @noodleidot
      @noodleidot 8 лет назад

      He went to college for engineering before like mark

    • @alisiaraissa3687
      @alisiaraissa3687 8 лет назад +3

      I KNOW RIGHT!?! every other youtubers i see playing this game never got that far on their own and mark did it!

    • @smacker261
      @smacker261 8 лет назад +23

      contrary to popular belief, mark is actually good at games

  • @notalpacalypse
    @notalpacalypse 8 лет назад +535

    "i can translate 0 and 1 into morse code"
    boy sometimes i watch these videos and he spews out the answer to a math problem or translates morse code and im sittin here like i can barely english and i was born here

    • @susannahswindel5739
      @susannahswindel5739 7 лет назад +14

      Kyla Edwards he actually has a degree in engineering, or at least went to college for it, I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure that might be why he's so smart

    • @swedishvlogger6047
      @swedishvlogger6047 5 лет назад +2

      Rating this by three emojis
      😑👌👍

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 5 лет назад +3

      @@KaiyaJojo two semesters away from completing the course.....

  • @vengfulhowl
    @vengfulhowl 4 года назад +3977

    This game:*exists*
    2020: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

  • @kushirokagai5186
    @kushirokagai5186 3 года назад +186

    2016 Mark : DUDE I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUSIC PUZZLE IN A MILLION YEARS.
    2021 Mark : *Gets this puzzle easily but can't get the others*

    • @serspritztomb
      @serspritztomb Год назад +5

      “You learn from your mistakes, not your successes” - sun tzu or something like that

  • @thesamarawaters
    @thesamarawaters 4 года назад +2646

    back in the days when Mark saw an hourglass and thought “the waiting symbol”

  • @splooooooge6236
    @splooooooge6236 4 года назад +1807

    even after four years, marks voice is calming.

  • @Azúre987-t3c
    @Azúre987-t3c 4 года назад +916

    his energy whenever he gets something correct makes me smile. I've never had pure joy in years.

  • @enchanter1102
    @enchanter1102 4 года назад +1558

    Game: Exists
    Marks Forehead: *shine*

    • @arachid5747
      @arachid5747 4 года назад +3

      Shut up

    • @enchanter1102
      @enchanter1102 4 года назад +28

      @@arachid5747 no

    • @randomguyontheinternet9107
      @randomguyontheinternet9107 3 года назад +5

      Oh god, now I noticed XD

    • @leviathan4611
      @leviathan4611 3 года назад +4

      @Tucker Snow you people really think someone is gonna scroll down and say ' oh what a good comment ima copy it

    • @MonkiEatBanana
      @MonkiEatBanana 3 года назад +7

      @@leviathan4611 Yes, because people do that

  • @gogurtgc4736
    @gogurtgc4736 5 лет назад +893

    Mark after every riddle:
    NEVER IN A *_MILLION_* YEARS WOULD I HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT

  • @RabanoDoom
    @RabanoDoom 8 лет назад +7644

    And people say mark's not smart.

    • @lordkriss8361
      @lordkriss8361 8 лет назад +401

      He's smarter than the average mushroom

    • @thesotegamer3164
      @thesotegamer3164 8 лет назад +27

      do they? he's the grandson of Albert Einstein

    • @grantwilliams2650
      @grantwilliams2650 8 лет назад +5

      (GradeA)

    • @_keyter_3027
      @_keyter_3027 8 лет назад +17

      He isn't a dummy.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 8 лет назад +25

      Hey! My son Pubert is a fungus. he has six achievements.

  • @opalrosey
    @opalrosey 8 лет назад +1187

    I love how happy he got when he got the morse code, it was adorable :D great video!

  • @YanhaoRenDMM
    @YanhaoRenDMM 3 года назад +86

    5 years later, finally a lets play of "paper please"

  • @cercelalina21
    @cercelalina21 6 лет назад +906

    game: dont touch anything
    mark:hold my beer

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +4

      Once Mark is no longer holding his beverage, his clothes burn away and he begins to float.

    • @brittneyselby8336
      @brittneyselby8336 6 лет назад

      ?

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +4

      @@brittneyselby8336
      He ascends to ultimate zen.

    • @cheedlol6470
      @cheedlol6470 6 лет назад +3

      Alina Gana we’ll Mark can’t really have alcohol, so more like hold my lemonade

    • @cheedlol6470
      @cheedlol6470 6 лет назад +4

      some asians, mostly koreans have a low immunity to alchohol, I did some more reasearch, and some guy on Reddit said "He has a broken enzyme which causes him to not be able to process alcohol properly. He did drink alcohol, though sparingly, for a while (hence why he has Drunk Minecraft) but after a "heart attack", where his heart couldn't pump enough blood to all of the parts of his body because of the broken enzyme, his doctor told him he shouldn't drink alcohol anymore."

  • @Ghostist
    @Ghostist 8 лет назад +4106

    Markiplier you're actually pretty smart, not kidding, not judging by this game alone, but generally since I've started watching your videos, I noticed that you have a pretty high intelligence level!

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 8 лет назад +253

      well he could've been a enginer.

    • @Ghostist
      @Ghostist 8 лет назад +39

      Petko Fuchalksi Definitely

    • @FBI-ei6gb
      @FBI-ei6gb 8 лет назад +39

      Very true But a smart individual always knows thiers always more to learn thats why i continue to do lets plays on games i continued

    • @miniboss3940
      @miniboss3940 8 лет назад +33

      he is smarter than my whole class

    • @keyboardmannow
      @keyboardmannow 8 лет назад +19

      +Christian Mills By learning do you mean sitting down and playing video games? You are way too confident...

  • @Besherba
    @Besherba 4 года назад +1799

    Imagine how out of context this would sound to a blind person

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia 4 года назад +163

      "I just killed a blood baby with a hammer"

    • @chronodono215
      @chronodono215 4 года назад +40

      @@pigmafia but that's exactly what happened though , makes no difference if you're blind or not.

    • @regalcoolgamerextras1192
      @regalcoolgamerextras1192 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @lavendelelv
      @lavendelelv 4 года назад +4

      I wish I didn’t imagine that.

    • @clxmentin3
      @clxmentin3 4 года назад +12

      "Can I hammer that?"

  • @ctoacn_1241
    @ctoacn_1241 3 года назад +27

    It makes me genuinely really happy to see mark look so accomplished. It’s just great, man

  • @ben_turner
    @ben_turner 8 лет назад +124

    10% of the comments commend Mark
    30% of the comments are mad about the Stanley parable
    60% didn't watch the whole video, then commented the solutions to the problems, and then replying to their own comment "nvm he did it"

    • @jeniivlogz
      @jeniivlogz 8 лет назад

      Accurate.

    • @ameteuraspirant
      @ameteuraspirant 8 лет назад +1

      what percent of the 60 looked the answer up just to post it here?

    • @gaten2296
      @gaten2296 8 лет назад

      So Common

    • @Elias___
      @Elias___ 8 лет назад

      i want see those Stanley Parable upset people, im upset too.

    • @MultiPixelMonkey
      @MultiPixelMonkey 8 лет назад +1

      i accualy watched the whole video xD

  • @basil2935
    @basil2935 5 лет назад +262

    20:53 I swear, I was yelling at the screen when he said gree the first time, GRBB

    • @shaylascott3283
      @shaylascott3283 5 лет назад +3

      SH4D0W Ender EXACTLY I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOO MARKKK NOOO in my head I was like MARK YOU ARE SO SMART BUT COMEE ONNNNN 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 4 года назад +3

      I've seen multiple people play this and they all think the same thing at first, it's so weird because right above it there's "GRAB" to compare "GRBB" to and see that the last two letters in GRBB are exactly the same as the last letter in GRAB, and they don't think it's GRAE and GREE, but oh well.

    • @sillywt-c3c
      @sillywt-c3c 4 года назад

      does it honestly even matter

    • @sillywt-c3c
      @sillywt-c3c 4 года назад

      he eventually read it right

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 4 года назад +1

      Yeah right? I was almost screaming
      G-reen
      R-ed
      B-lue
      B-lue

  • @Gicafsolicarer2
    @Gicafsolicarer2 5 лет назад +1563

    what that "guy" says: do not touch anything
    what we understand: press de button.

    • @themarshals2768
      @themarshals2768 4 года назад +1

      ceau roman random

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 4 года назад

      GICA FASOLICA
      It’s just pure game logic

    • @Johnn5Gaming
      @Johnn5Gaming 4 года назад

      GICA FASOLICA 200th like

    • @alainabrown3108
      @alainabrown3108 4 года назад

      ME MUST PRESS DE BUTTON HE SAY (im in my moms)

    • @vx255
      @vx255 4 года назад

      @@themarshals2768 azh

  • @skinnygoliath2567
    @skinnygoliath2567 Год назад +6

    watching this now and realizing Markiplier had a very different level of energy that he now pours whole heartedly into big projects instead of just the youtube videos

  • @darkdemonwerewolf
    @darkdemonwerewolf 8 лет назад +51

    13:45 can we all clap for mark for getting that off the top of his head?

  • @andrew.mp4311
    @andrew.mp4311 4 года назад +207

    7:56 just realized now that its a reference to the Stanley parable because he spent his job pressing buttons

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 года назад +2

      It's much more clear in the vr version

    • @theunfunnyjokester
      @theunfunnyjokester 4 года назад +6

      @@galladegamer3579 yeah, the narrator is there too

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 года назад +1

      @@theunfunnyjokester that's why I said it was more clear, but ok

    • @aviem5887
      @aviem5887 4 года назад

      IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS AND I JUST... I JUST REALIZED...

    • @andrew.mp4311
      @andrew.mp4311 4 года назад

      @@aviem5887 yeah it took me 4 years lol

  • @Furebel
    @Furebel 4 года назад +774

    Hourglass: *exists*
    Mark: "The waiting sign!"

    • @robinde_birb1142
      @robinde_birb1142 4 года назад +22

      Unnus Annus....

    • @Reli-On
      @Reli-On 4 года назад +5

      @@robinde_birb1142 Woah..

    • @daisa1506
      @daisa1506 4 года назад +6

      @@robinde_birb1142 Ah, a man/woman of culture, I see.

    • @nakor4292
      @nakor4292 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes, the waiting symbol

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl 3 года назад

      @@daisa1506 We hate culture

  • @chese5414
    @chese5414 3 года назад +22

    0:56 the funny thing is he is right if you wait 15 minutes he comes back and takes you to the end of the game

  • @FFXfever
    @FFXfever 6 лет назад +182

    I'm ridiculously impress. He sped through most of these.

  • @isaiahisidle7603
    @isaiahisidle7603 6 лет назад +321

    I love how the first thing he dose when he gets a hammer is smash the screen

    • @promethanol4162
      @promethanol4162 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao who wouldn't?

    • @quassoont
      @quassoont 6 лет назад

      Its not like when the Internet wasn't working at 1am I punched my Uncles Computer Screen - I needed the Internet so I could beat the Pokémon Elite 4... Not that I did punch it...

    • @hellopeeps8846
      @hellopeeps8846 6 лет назад +1

      you play Pokemon at 1am?!

    • @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn
      @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn 6 лет назад +1

      Hello Peeps who doesn't?

  • @nodraw_
    @nodraw_ 4 года назад +150

    22:19
    In the phrase "You drop all the bomb" the letters YRBB were glitching.
    They mean Yellow, Red, Blue, Blue.
    That's the answer for 34:13 riddle.

    • @peppermint2133
      @peppermint2133 4 года назад

      Yeah I also saw that and was like where would u use that

    • @zaingraal9710
      @zaingraal9710 4 года назад

      Genius

    • @_-lariant-_5206
      @_-lariant-_5206 4 года назад +1

      Oh great, I thought i was the only one who saw that! Thank gosh I wasn't crazy...

    • @cedarfall
      @cedarfall 4 года назад

      I was going to say that!

  • @theniftyguy8525
    @theniftyguy8525 3 года назад +697

    POV: You're back watching this because of the video mark posted where he plays this in 3d

  • @windalock9689
    @windalock9689 4 года назад +762

    Stanley parable reference: *exists*
    Mark: "I know my name now"

    • @theaviator1152
      @theaviator1152 4 года назад +11

      Winda Lock Lol and he even played that game

    • @VladKov36
      @VladKov36 4 года назад

      lmao right

    • @jackgold7340
      @jackgold7340 4 года назад +47

      Stanley walked into the room, and in front of him lay a giant panel, but there was a single, round, red button, as stanley gently tapped the button, more button's started to appear, stanley pressed those as well, and more started to appear, but stanley lost track of the button's on the panel, and simpl- wait stanley, your supposed to press all the button's not press none of them! Sigh, stanley I don't believe we are in right game, im going to restart now.

    • @trueomega
      @trueomega 3 года назад

      yep

    • @13TVEATJNAUTTPEMERALDSDIAMONDS
      @13TVEATJNAUTTPEMERALDSDIAMONDS 3 года назад

      NO,
      Mark "I dont know my name now"

  • @user-ls4hj9uc4d
    @user-ls4hj9uc4d 4 года назад +900

    Another youtuber: 12 episodes for all the endings
    Markiplier: 30 minutes for all endings
    Another youtuber: i am a joke for you?
    i love you mans (no homo) and girls jaja

    • @AzuraRaijin
      @AzuraRaijin 4 года назад +20

      Didnt it take MatPat an entire livestream to get all endings?

    • @user-ls4hj9uc4d
      @user-ls4hj9uc4d 4 года назад +12

      @@AzuraRaijin in video dude, and that 24 episodes, 1 video is how 15 or 20 minuts, lets take 20m, so 20x24, and what is the result? 480 to hours? welp is 8 hours

    • @ultimoengin7826
      @ultimoengin7826 4 года назад +1

      Which youtuber?

    • @user-ls4hj9uc4d
      @user-ls4hj9uc4d 4 года назад +1

      @@ultimoengin7826 sorry i speak spanish and some words in english i dont understand it

    • @ultimoengin7826
      @ultimoengin7826 4 года назад +3

      Webber el wuebon que youtuber usó google translate por cierto

  • @ethanbalsam5210
    @ethanbalsam5210 5 лет назад +266

    Me:explaining something to my mom
    What my mom hears: 26:29

  • @AntwanThomaz
    @AntwanThomaz 3 года назад +59

    18:59
    Mark: Papers Please! I was gonna do a lets play of that.
    5 Years Later.. XD

  • @casserpillar6311
    @casserpillar6311 8 лет назад +2012

    "I would never have gotten that!" MARK ARE YOU KIDDING THAT WAS AMAZING! I was sitting in awe for a huge portion of this video, i couldnt even comprehend how you got as far as you did, that was so cool to watch. You dont give yourself enough credit, dude.

    • @MsIvalane
      @MsIvalane 8 лет назад +34

      I was thinking the exact same thing, watching him get so excited lol he's a brainiac sometimes!

    • @tyroncerat6728
      @tyroncerat6728 8 лет назад +19

      this gave me a whole new level of respect for him

    • @ilovewaffles1922
      @ilovewaffles1922 8 лет назад +14

      Except he doesn't realize dinosaurs lay eggs

    • @casserpillar6311
      @casserpillar6311 8 лет назад +6

      Joshua Martin
      Haha yeah, i guess we can be great at everything xP

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 6 лет назад +4

      same

  • @ericcleaver6013
    @ericcleaver6013 5 лет назад +99

    Mark: why is there 666?
    Why is there a pentagram?
    The guy that said he would be back in a minute: *sweating*

  • @404ares
    @404ares 7 лет назад +347

    'The Waiting Sign'
    Yeah Mark. That's totally what an Hourglass is called.

    • @haikusdr
      @haikusdr 7 лет назад +6

      Ellsasaurus Rex if I was making money off of it, id be on the computer alot too.

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 5 лет назад

      Ah the old school waiting symbol. Oh the nostalgia! O discordia!

    • @williamreid6255
      @williamreid6255 4 года назад

      Still makes sense tho cuz... ya know... waiting takes time, which is the entire point of an hourglass

  • @gaming1zanagi-1999
    @gaming1zanagi-1999 3 года назад +53

    So apparently this game tells a story about a person's paranoia towards the coffee maker

  • @mercurytempest
    @mercurytempest 5 лет назад +394

    22:20 if you see the distorted letters from ''you drop all bombs'' are : ''You dRop all BomBs'' ''YRBB''' : yellow red blue blue ;)

    • @oxyu3533
      @oxyu3533 5 лет назад +1

      Dude he played this game more than 2 weeks ago XD

    • @oxyu3533
      @oxyu3533 5 лет назад +1

      You’re a little late

    • @JoeMama-pi5pr
      @JoeMama-pi5pr 5 лет назад +8

      Warlord F777 dude he commented this 3 weeks ago xD

    • @JoeMama-pi5pr
      @JoeMama-pi5pr 5 лет назад +7

      Warlord F777 you’re a little late

    • @oxyu3533
      @oxyu3533 5 лет назад +2

      Well at least I didn’t comment 2 YEARS LATE!

  • @klouiX
    @klouiX 7 лет назад +2627

    “Let me high five myself one million times!”
    Markiplier- 2016

    • @Zoms101
      @Zoms101 6 лет назад +6

      (innuendos intensify)

    • @Dyn4fun
      @Dyn4fun 6 лет назад +3

      EHeff 007 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 100 190 100,000,000 done

    • @Dexth_Jsm
      @Dexth_Jsm 6 лет назад +4

      EHeff 007 1000000 back Pat's too

    • @legendary_man1320
      @legendary_man1320 6 лет назад +2

      I love you posts

    • @naniwara8673
      @naniwara8673 6 лет назад +1

      777 likes lol

  • @aditya95sriram
    @aditya95sriram 4 года назад +118

    24:50
    The number 1211 is the missing number in the series on line 3 of the instruction sheet: 1, 11, 21, (1211), 111221, 312211
    where each successive number basically describes (or says out loud) the previous number,
    so the first number's just 1,
    the second number describes the first number as "one 1",
    the third number describes the second number as "two 1's"
    the fourth number describes the third number as "one 2 and one 1"
    ... and so on.
    This is somewhat similar to what are called autobiographical numbers or self-descriptive numbers.

    • @LilCheesyBean
      @LilCheesyBean 3 года назад +3

      Interesting

    • @cojec
      @cojec 3 года назад +9

      This is simultaneously the most brilliant pattern I have ever seen and the most convoluted way of describing numbers that I have ever seen.

    • @einsteingamer8529
      @einsteingamer8529 3 года назад +2

      This is confusing

    • @purpleknight2907
      @purpleknight2907 3 года назад

      What

    • @WolfK7788
      @WolfK7788 3 года назад

      That’s pretty awesome

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays 4 года назад +43

    13:38 I've never seen markimoo so happy before

  • @giornogiovanna4968
    @giornogiovanna4968 4 года назад +825

    Game:*exists*
    Markipier: its big brain time.

  • @nathanielmatava-brown605
    @nathanielmatava-brown605 4 года назад +561

    teacher: okay class what did u do this summer?
    random kid: i went 2 Florida
    other kid: i went fishing
    Mark: i smashed a blood baby to death with a hammer!

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +44

    For anyone interested: They made a VR version of this game which is honestly trippy as hell. I'd suggest it for anyone into puzzles. There's only one thing that I dislike and that's the physics they seem to use. Also, if you pick up both the hammer and the screwdriver at the same time, the game starts to lag quite a bit. Not to mention, the hammer will make a lot of noise for some reason.

  • @Tjrissi96
    @Tjrissi96 3 года назад +17

    so nobody got the fallout reference when he opens the time thing at 17:38? In fallout the bombs fell on October 23, 2077, and when mark clicks the right arrow the times gos to October 24th 2077, which then shows a picture of a destroyed city.
    Can't be a coincidence.

  • @user-yc4zq7ho3j
    @user-yc4zq7ho3j 7 лет назад +318

    Mark-"I'm not smart"
    Me-"Watch your own video again. Then we can judge"

    • @Ausar0
      @Ausar0 7 лет назад +5

      Sheikah Warrior
      this doesn't require you to be smart, it just requires you to not be stupid.

  • @lizzy_marie2296
    @lizzy_marie2296 6 лет назад +1216

    My mind: why is that panel so powerful? and who the hell let mark in charge of it?

    • @sergeanthartman2136
      @sergeanthartman2136 5 лет назад +3

      lizzy_ marie229 YEAH, WHY NOT ME

    • @Kayta-Linda
      @Kayta-Linda 5 лет назад +21

      And it's just a coffee machine with some ads on a screen xD

    • @jennicornplayz8178
      @jennicornplayz8178 5 лет назад +4

      the greatest coffe machine that can destroy the city just the city in the tv

    • @Zion.B88
      @Zion.B88 5 лет назад +2

      Jack went to the bathroom and mark didn't listen to what he was told😂😂

    • @allisonmcdonald3615
      @allisonmcdonald3615 5 лет назад +1

      Same.....

  • @Raoul1808.
    @Raoul1808. 4 года назад +70

    There's a 3D version with extra endings, you should definitely check that out! (it can also be played in VR)

  • @Pacnakes
    @Pacnakes 3 года назад +29

    5 years later when I see the papers, please reference: finally, he did it

  • @sincerelyparand
    @sincerelyparand 8 лет назад +462

    “I'm not smart“
    ~ Markiplier, knows the Morse Code by heart

    • @someartist7746
      @someartist7746 7 лет назад +9

      Everyday Girl I heard mark say that too and he's very Smart! I can't even do those numbers and stuff! your so right Everyday Girl!

    • @reinaldobravo7371
      @reinaldobravo7371 7 лет назад +3

      Everyday Girl ur soooo right!!

    • @starhyena7443
      @starhyena7443 7 лет назад +6

      Everyday Girl just like i know braille

    • @theflyingpieceofcrap3330
      @theflyingpieceofcrap3330 7 лет назад +2

      Everyday Girl the second i read this he said exactly that.

  • @CloudDealing
    @CloudDealing 6 лет назад +393

    Anyone notice 24:10:2077 is the date after the nuke drops in fallout 4, Coincidence?
    I think not.
    Hotel? Trivago.

  • @arandombozo
    @arandombozo 5 лет назад +298

    Me: Don’t hit the child with the hammer
    Mark hits the button and spawns the blood baby and hits it
    Mark: I can’t believe I hit a baby with the hammer!

  • @Notquitekris
    @Notquitekris 3 года назад +8

    I always love coming back to this game! And thanks to Mark playing the vr version and promising us all the endings it’s given me a reason other than just nostalgia to rewatch :)

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 4 года назад +30

    34:25
    The animation there is so smooth and snappy. Just amazingly done. I don't see enough people talking about the animation in the comments.

  • @blahblahblahblah4213
    @blahblahblahblah4213 6 лет назад +110

    The ending where it says awaiting input and then says you got the job Stanley is a Stanley Parable reference!

    • @michaelbreckshot6589
      @michaelbreckshot6589 6 лет назад

      How'd he not get that? Didn't he play it?

    • @BHanif1996
      @BHanif1996 6 лет назад

      @@michaelbreckshot6589 years before

    • @funl
      @funl 5 лет назад

      @Shadow Gaming or you know he couldve known that himself. its not like one person knows that thing and you happened to see them say it first so now everyone else is copying them since they said the same thing.

  • @Kean13
    @Kean13 8 лет назад +393

    Love the moment he got the morsecode

  • @neutrosium
    @neutrosium 3 года назад +15

    I remember watching this when I was a little younger, and I thought a 36 minute Markiplier video was long lol. I was very naive.

  • @ceooflowqualityedits54
    @ceooflowqualityedits54 4 года назад +62

    When you wait in line for 2 hours and order a cheeseburger and you get the wrong one 19:52

  • @dorkishdorkish
    @dorkishdorkish 6 лет назад +313

    Dang. Whoever made this game is either a genius or on drugs.

  • @psinjo
    @psinjo 8 лет назад +199

    i will actually give kudos to mark for knowing the morse off the top of his head

    • @mivonne0040
      @mivonne0040 8 лет назад

      mark: yaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaa me:NO WAY WHAT

    • @ScorpMatoro
      @ScorpMatoro 8 лет назад

      psinjo But Morse is basic education isn't it in America ?

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 8 лет назад

      +dutch scorpion No, it isn't, unfortunately. Is it in the Netherlands?

    • @ellag5522
      @ellag5522 8 лет назад

      they dont have you directly learn it in school as a class or anything

    • @psinjo
      @psinjo 8 лет назад +1

      Not in any class i've heard or known. Sometimes the boy scouts learn morse (i've been told) but most of the people i know barely even know what morse is much less could translate anything off the top of their heads. I know when i was little i heard about 'S O S" was good to learn in morse, so i memorized it, but i'm not sure i could even recall it now if i had to

  • @TheClanFollows
    @TheClanFollows 3 года назад +7

    I love how mark said the same “I can brute force this” 5 years ago and now

  • @leomg2312
    @leomg2312 8 лет назад +1768

    When mark tried to smash the clock I suppose it was... Hammer Time

  • @marklloyd110
    @marklloyd110 4 года назад +1087

    “Kill all humans,”
    *”That’s nice.” - Markiplier 2016*

    • @annatanchyk
      @annatanchyk 4 года назад +3

      RealisticBanana 2016 oooooo that hurts

    • @Mjk-en4yi
      @Mjk-en4yi 4 года назад +2

      YES!!!!! oh god. -markiplier 2016

    • @newjacket44
      @newjacket44 4 года назад +2

      Eh he was right

    • @fxrestmoon
      @fxrestmoon 4 года назад +1

      Anna Tanchyk "this is fine"

    • @epicnitroaap2554
      @epicnitroaap2554 4 года назад

      how do you do the bold letters?

  • @justinbratcher1123
    @justinbratcher1123 5 лет назад +567

    "I just beat a blood baby to death with a hammer" -Mark "2016"

    • @ГеоргиКарачев
      @ГеоргиКарачев 4 года назад +3

      Why'd you put 2016 in quotation marks?

    • @akaribrown6616
      @akaribrown6616 4 года назад

      I’m watching this on 2020 so I’m not alone it looks like even though people hate me

    • @AykesMusic
      @AykesMusic 4 года назад

      @@thefireatgrandfest bruh obviously everyone who sees this comment is watching in 2020

    • @aromorguy
      @aromorguy 4 года назад

      Георги Карачев good point

    • @shamusday
      @shamusday 4 года назад

      justin bratcher normal Friday for me

  • @derpknightfully
    @derpknightfully 3 года назад +8

    18:56 And now he finally uploaded his first Papers Please episode

  • @Nitrorex17
    @Nitrorex17 5 лет назад +232

    17:50 Oh my god, it's literally Don't Escape 4

    • @mrpigfish9007
      @mrpigfish9007 5 лет назад +5

      i know i new that moon looked like dont escape

    • @mrpigfish9007
      @mrpigfish9007 5 лет назад +4

      i think the building all the way to the right is the one barry died at i frogot what it was called

    • @whiskeysaint5609
      @whiskeysaint5609 5 лет назад +2

      @Citedrapier37 its 1 day off tho

    • @amberalberson7010
      @amberalberson7010 5 лет назад +1

      @@mrpigfish9007 sidreal plexus

    • @M4kshan
      @M4kshan 5 лет назад +3

      Nitrorex17 MY DUDE LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME

  • @JasonsWeirdPizz
    @JasonsWeirdPizz 7 лет назад +338

    Mark gets a hammer
    First reaction:
    SMASH THE SCREEN!

    • @unitednormal6289
      @unitednormal6289 6 лет назад +1

      Now click the "?" so its shake and............. Illuminate

    • @LavenderJJ_secret
      @LavenderJJ_secret 6 лет назад +2

      Ultra Instinct Goku If I gave mark a hammer irl do you think he'd smash his computer screen?

    • @alizecolon5782
      @alizecolon5782 6 лет назад

      Ultra Instinct Goku ik i was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂lol

    • @bogl5585
      @bogl5585 6 лет назад

      Ultra Instinct Goku p 、

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 лет назад +1

      I think Mark just summoned Bill Cypher

  • @thebluecatgamer9240
    @thebluecatgamer9240 6 лет назад +48

    20:37 Aww Chica came to say hi.

  • @liaojendyk9167
    @liaojendyk9167 3 года назад +9

    Love how he mentions doing a Let's Play of Papers Please. Doesn't actually start that game til May 2021 😅

  • @eatman8602
    @eatman8602 5 лет назад +99

    17:49 The date is when the bombs dropped in Fallout

  • @Anomen77
    @Anomen77 8 лет назад +157

    I've never seen anyone get so many endings in so little time in this game. You're really a smart person, Mark.
    ...
    You could have been an engineer, ya' know...

  • @emma-nr6nn
    @emma-nr6nn 7 лет назад +103

    This hurt my brain. Mark is too smart For this game

    • @Countesselishebat_official
      @Countesselishebat_official 7 лет назад

      I am good with this game. Because I am smart too. I am interested by science, technology and art. Dummy people took my energy away and they can fuckin ruin my day! I remember my old secondary school.... they hate me for my intelligence. But now I am going to university - it´s like Jew goes from Ausswitz teror to heaven. Ahhh it´s so cute. :D

    • @17maiga
      @17maiga 7 лет назад +3

      Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess Well isn't that modesty...

    • @Goldennote
      @Goldennote 7 лет назад

      +Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess if you're so smart why can't you use proper english?

  • @wolfen8281
    @wolfen8281 Год назад +2

    "Are you calling me stoopid? I'LL BLOW UP THE DAMN CITY"
    perfection

  • @yuarkok6273
    @yuarkok6273 6 лет назад +447

    Spoiler:
    He did touch a thing

  • @-bass-boi4785
    @-bass-boi4785 6 лет назад +45

    7:09 is probably a refence to the Stanley parable because Stanley pushed buttons in the right order which mark is doing

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 5 лет назад +1

      -Bass- Boi it actually *is* a Stanley parable reference, it’s the same “awaiting input” screen and it says Stanley

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад

      Cassandra Carlton it's a reference to the heaven ending. Well... it would've been a perfect reference if it was five button presses instead of six...

  • @exceptionalanimations1508
    @exceptionalanimations1508 8 лет назад +336

    "i beat a blood baby with a hammer!"
    markiplier 2016

  • @hiltilizhang4285
    @hiltilizhang4285 Год назад +4

    5:35 the face we all made while our parents are reading out our report card

  • @Shonic567
    @Shonic567 8 лет назад +298

    "Im sorry i killed your city " *destroys Detroit for cake*

  • @hawkeyestegosaurus5680
    @hawkeyestegosaurus5680 4 года назад +350

    Mark should come back to this one, it is so much cooler now. He would lose his shit!

    • @blitzdrache2060
      @blitzdrache2060 4 года назад +4

      The game gets updates?

    • @chrisspoohbear8903
      @chrisspoohbear8903 4 года назад +2

      Still waiting

    • @Clandor
      @Clandor 4 года назад +22

      @@blitzdrache2060 There is a 3D VR version of this with more endings

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +16

      There is a VR version and it's so weird...
      I'd definitely recommend it for anyone into puzzles (as long as you haven't watched a playthrough video like this). The only downside is that buttons can be a bit finicky and the hammer seems to glitch out a bit. If you pick up both tools at the same time, the game really doesn't like it.
      Spoiler:
      The illuminati ending is super trippy in vr.

    • @authorlynndavis
      @authorlynndavis 3 года назад +2

      ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • @RedtailArt
    @RedtailArt 4 года назад +319

    People in the city; "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?! HOLY SHIT EVERYONE IS DEAD!!!"
    Mark: "Haha, button go boop."

    • @sxlmon-l1p
      @sxlmon-l1p 3 года назад +3

      y is this actually funny as 🤣🤣

  • @izukuhimiko6879
    @izukuhimiko6879 3 года назад +10

    "Its papers please all over again!"
    Me, who's waiting for the next episode of Papers Please: you right