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dude who went to the bathroom; “did anything happen while i was gone?”
Markiplier; **sitting there with a ton of stickers and memorabilia** “nothing at all”
*I J U S T B E A T A B L O O D B A B Y T O D E A T H W I T H A H A M M E R*
Dude who went to the bathroom: "whatcha got there?"
Mark: *with a full wall of stickers and medals* a coffee
@@dogsareawesome9197 I N E V E R T H O U G H T I W O U L D S A Y T H O S E W O R D S .
@@mushromus7764 does he not like Smoothies?
@@hendeyjagger7489 the machine is a coffee machine
2016 Mark: “I could Probably Brute Force this”
2021 Mark: “I’m GONNA brute force this”
This is the most truest comment since yesterday
Fax
lol that DID happen
1 year, 2K likes, 4 comments
What.
Inscryption right?
It amazes me how many people don’t realize that Mark went to college to become a Biomedical Engineer before dropping out to pursue RUclips. This guy is a genius.
Damn
Wait what
REALLY!? wow I didn't know...
Seriously!? That seems like such a waste though. But do what you love I guess
Could you imagine mark, working for the FDA, that would be terrifying
The fact that markiplier did most of the endings without a guide is beyond me.
Indeed
How do you get 1K likes but only 1 reply????
@@hydra2488 ya mean 3
@@WorseWorseAndWorse you mean 4
@@hydra2488 this ain't no tik tok
Alternative title: 36 minutes of Mark remembering he’s actually smart, and not dumb
yea i tested this and this took me a day to finnish idk how but this i was missing 8 endings still tho
Z REX HYPER bot???
Gillian Muller Noo i m human
Gillian Muller and what do you mean
@@Zrexhyper sorry it's just that a lot of boys say that 😅
Time stamp 14:00- Everyone give him applause. He deserves it.
Claps but with hands moving round in a circle
Midget09 *claps with feet*
He did a do
Yea okay Ron jk low hanging fruit
Micayla Yeap **Bangs my head on Nazi Germany**
If I get locked in an escape room, I want Markiplier on my team.
Yessss i want him too tho plz
same tho lol
there was an entire [redacted] episode showing how that would go wrong
Yea lol. All he did was tell Ethan “good luck” and didn’t even go through the tunnel like Ethan did
you weren't here for the anomaly were you
That's the thing about mark. He's not only a gamer, he's really smart. Like really smart-
Yeah
He went to college to become a biomedical engineer before he dropped out to pursue RUclips
Being smart and being knowledgeable are 2 different things, lets lets admit it mark is kinda dumb XD
69th like
When he wants to be lol
He just knows Morse code OFF-HAND!?
Talk about random skills...
also know as binary
no no he doesn't he just figured out that dash is 1 and dot is 0
Binary =/= Morse code dude. A in binary is 01000001, A in morse is ._ Morse may be a binary system in the 2 "letters" way, but it isnt the same communication system
Edit: I am the one who misunderstood. Didn't realize that Nutella was talking to Ben Dixon.
+Ben Dixon (Val AT) binary is easy as fuck though
I love that he freaks out that he remembered Morse.
Lol, yeah.
It’s difficult and hard to remember
@@elfasto2255 yea dude
666 likes
Yes 666 indeed
And now in 2021... He finally got around to playing Papers Please.
That's just how Mark operates. He's always 4 years behind on his let's play. Give him 4 years and who knows he might get back into games like Visage^^^^^
@@joeystevens3308 he did
Game: Exists
Marks Forehead: *shine*
Shut up
@@arachid5747 no
Oh god, now I noticed XD
@Tucker Snow you people really think someone is gonna scroll down and say ' oh what a good comment ima copy it
@@leviathan4611 Yes, because people do that
Man.. he got a fuckton on his own, thats quite good.
yup. i bet you that pewds will get only one of them :D
Strong AND smart ;) of course!
He went to college for engineering before like mark
I KNOW RIGHT!?! every other youtubers i see playing this game never got that far on their own and mark did it!
contrary to popular belief, mark is actually good at games
13:39
Markiplier: *celebrating*
City: *slowly coming to an end and being flooded*
Slowly? You mean lightly
AndreyTheGamer !!! Out of context but, I love your Matt pfp sm :D Matt is a cinnamon roll
Tordle lol ikr
I would like the comment , but it's at 420. so I legally can't.
Just like the Gypsy woman said!
2016 Mark : DUDE I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUSIC PUZZLE IN A MILLION YEARS.
2021 Mark : *Gets this puzzle easily but can't get the others*
“You learn from your mistakes, not your successes” - sun tzu or something like that
When he says the exact same line about brute forcing the color keypad as he does in the 3D version of the game. Also denies the pass twice for the Papers please ending
This game:*exists*
2020: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*
Makes sense
vengful howl 2358 yeup
Bruh
uh oh
vengful howl 2358 lmao
And people say mark's not smart.
He's smarter than the average mushroom
do they? he's the grandson of Albert Einstein
(GradeA)
He isn't a dummy.
Hey! My son Pubert is a fungus. he has six achievements.
POV: You're back watching this because of the video mark posted where he plays this in 3d
Listen- We don't talk about it-
@@ravenwashere1776 why not
@@morganhe-man3543 Because I feel called out lol
@@ravenwashere1776 true lol
Shit got me
5 years later, finally a lets play of "paper please"
Any normal human: takes forever to work this out
Mark: Bada-bing bada-boom
why am i telling you this idk but i love the music at this part 5:47
@Crested Kinz
Insensitive, but correct.
@@veemogod9191 it is a vibe tho
He has a lot more IQ than he's credited for
The other guy took down the “it’s because he’s Korean” comment. Be confident in what you say on the internet. I thought it was funny.
back in the days when Mark saw an hourglass and thought “the waiting symbol”
Memento Mori.
Memento mori, memento vivere
@@notsoanonymouself I don’t get ot
@@lr8198 you had to be there
@@lr8198 you never will
18:59
Mark: Papers Please! I was gonna do a lets play of that.
5 Years Later.. XD
I can't be the only one who got SCP energy from this game
I have the vibes to
@Raistlin Diamond Oh my god, yes
Some other doctor- "Don't touch anything"
Dr Bright- **Touches all the things**
@@ibukimoidakin359 Dr brigth
Procced to created a eartquake on the other side of the world whit a coca cola and a some mentos
@@Jpx0999 Yep- sounds believable tbh
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this game took inspiration from SCP
Imagine how out of context this would sound to a blind person
"I just killed a blood baby with a hammer"
@@pigmafia but that's exactly what happened though , makes no difference if you're blind or not.
lol
I wish I didn’t imagine that.
"Can I hammer that?"
7:45 it was a reference to the stanley parable cause “all he does is push buttons all day”
And then Stanley pushed the big red button
That must be his training
In the vr version you can hear the narrator from the Stanley parable
@@mewhen9152 yeah right after he pushes the buttons
This is the story of a man named Stanley,
continue the story, any ending
So apparently this game tells a story about a person's paranoia towards the coffee maker
lol
0:56 the funny thing is he is right if you wait 15 minutes he comes back and takes you to the end of the game
Mark: *picks up screwdriver*
Mark: can I hammer this?
Hmmm. Can i hammer the screwdriver?
Can I screwdriver the hammer?
Can I screw the drivehammer?
@@topazprism77 i driver the can screwhammer?
@@topazprism77 huh?
13:39 the joy on his face when he realizes he's remembered morse code.
Ikr it's so adorable
I thought the DOT and MOrSE clue was for the 3rd line in instructions (0010001)
Me to
awwww
Its like he beat the 6th night in FNAF all over again...
watching this now and realizing Markiplier had a very different level of energy that he now pours whole heartedly into big projects instead of just the youtube videos
5 years later when I see the papers, please reference: finally, he did it
Other RUclipsrs: This is going to take for ever to get all the endings
Mark: Touch da button
Triple three. Guys, double that.
@@calebshartzer9724 YES SIR **flops on the floor** IM OKAY
@@markesarey754 Let us do a ritual to insure this.
@@markesarey754 *also falls on floor*
These replies give me life
I like when as soon as Mark gets the hammer, he smashes the TV.
That’s how he thinks
Hammer, SMASH TV
13:38 I've never seen markimoo so happy before
so nobody got the fallout reference when he opens the time thing at 17:38? In fallout the bombs fell on October 23, 2077, and when mark clicks the right arrow the times gos to October 24th 2077, which then shows a picture of a destroyed city.
Can't be a coincidence.
That's not just any city...
That's Detroit!
LOL!
He didn't even get cake for blowing it up...
+Kit Kat (Kitkat218) yay will u press the button
Did he get his cake?
And I've died! Thank you. My laughter shall echo the halls of my own house!
"i can translate 0 and 1 into morse code"
boy sometimes i watch these videos and he spews out the answer to a math problem or translates morse code and im sittin here like i can barely english and i was born here
Kyla Edwards he actually has a degree in engineering, or at least went to college for it, I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure that might be why he's so smart
Rating this by three emojis
😑👌👍
@@Kai-li5kj two semesters away from completing the course.....
It makes me genuinely really happy to see mark look so accomplished. It’s just great, man
I remember watching this when I was a little younger, and I thought a 36 minute Markiplier video was long lol. I was very naive.
14:10 Mark has the same energy as the future Mark who
"I AM A MAN
WHO OWNS
FIVE OVENS!"
That shit had me crying
oh yeahhhhh
It cracks my boyfriend up every time I mention that video
This is kindof more Impressive
Mark after every riddle:
NEVER IN A *_MILLION_* YEARS WOULD I HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT
Can I get your dealer, 420
@@idkanymore5066 holy shit wait
109
109 years ago🤣
yo i would like but its at 666... sorry
Love how he mentions doing a Let's Play of Papers Please. Doesn't actually start that game til May 2021 😅
"Its papers please all over again!"
Me, who's waiting for the next episode of Papers Please: you right
“I'm not smart“
~ Markiplier, knows the Morse Code by heart
Everyday Girl I heard mark say that too and he's very Smart! I can't even do those numbers and stuff! your so right Everyday Girl!
Everyday Girl ur soooo right!!
Everyday Girl just like i know braille
Everyday Girl the second i read this he said exactly that.
“Kill all humans,”
*”That’s nice.” - Markiplier 2016*
RealisticBanana 2016 oooooo that hurts
YES!!!!! oh god. -markiplier 2016
Eh he was right
Anna Tanchyk "this is fine"
how do you do the bold letters?
18:56 And now he finally uploaded his first Papers Please episode
Yep
yeah
Does anyone else remember this video every once in awhile and come back to it knowing damn well you should be asleep?
even after four years, marks voice is calming.
four years
Filip Tasevski oh yeah lol, my bad.
it’s fine xd
4
Ben Comer we know already
'The Waiting Sign'
Yeah Mark. That's totally what an Hourglass is called.
Ellsasaurus Rex if I was making money off of it, id be on the computer alot too.
Ah the old school waiting symbol. Oh the nostalgia! O discordia!
Still makes sense tho cuz... ya know... waiting takes time, which is the entire point of an hourglass
5:35 the face we all made while our parents are reading out our report card
Game: "Don't touch anything"
Me: *Pokes everything in my room*
what that "guy" says: do not touch anything
what we understand: press de button.
ceau roman random
GICA FASOLICA
It’s just pure game logic
GICA FASOLICA 200th like
ME MUST PRESS DE BUTTON HE SAY (im in my moms)
@@themarshals2768 azh
Markiplier you're actually pretty smart, not kidding, not judging by this game alone, but generally since I've started watching your videos, I noticed that you have a pretty high intelligence level!
well he could've been a enginer.
Petko Fuchalksi Definitely
Very true But a smart individual always knows thiers always more to learn thats why i continue to do lets plays on games i continued
he is smarter than my whole class
+Christian Mills By learning do you mean sitting down and playing video games? You are way too confident...
I love how mark said the same “I can brute force this” 5 years ago and now
10:18 for those who are trying to figure out how he got 8367. The numbers are written in the equasion on the left ( the paper thing with a pentagram)
Hourglass: *exists*
Mark: "The waiting sign!"
Unnus Annus....
@@robinde_birb1142 Woah..
@@robinde_birb1142 Ah, a man/woman of culture, I see.
Ah yes, the waiting symbol
@@daisa1506 We hate culture
Love the moment he got the morsecode
I am learning so much in this video XD
Lol true
Same hahaha
I agree but he needs to calm down
Same it was adorable!!! X3
I just realized the first minute in this video is almost word for word in the latest vid
For some reason, as soon as the video started I thought it was made by the same people as papers please, without knowing. And sure enough. Both really cool games.
“Let me high five myself one million times!”
Markiplier- 2016
(innuendos intensify)
EHeff 007 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 100 190 100,000,000 done
EHeff 007 1000000 back Pat's too
I love you posts
777 likes lol
game: dont touch anything
mark:hold my beer
Once Mark is no longer holding his beverage, his clothes burn away and he begins to float.
?
@@brittneyselby8336
He ascends to ultimate zen.
Alina Gana we’ll Mark can’t really have alcohol, so more like hold my lemonade
some asians, mostly koreans have a low immunity to alchohol, I did some more reasearch, and some guy on Reddit said "He has a broken enzyme which causes him to not be able to process alcohol properly. He did drink alcohol, though sparingly, for a while (hence why he has Drunk Minecraft) but after a "heart attack", where his heart couldn't pump enough blood to all of the parts of his body because of the broken enzyme, his doctor told him he shouldn't drink alcohol anymore."
Who's here after he played the 3D version?
Me
Me
Me
"Are you calling me stoopid? I'LL BLOW UP THE DAMN CITY"
perfection
I love how happy he got when he got the morse code, it was adorable :D great video!
Yes! I was impressed he knew all that that's crazy XD
i think its cuz his dad was in the military
I KNOW RIGHT HE WAS A-FREAKIN-DORABLE.
+Skylar Rose I know!
That moment was epic
Ostap Bender is actually the character from a classic soviet book written in the 20s :)
I noticed after he completed the Plane bomb game the “Congrats! You dRopped BomB” appear at the bottom and 4 of the letters were glitchy which were the Yellow, Red, Blue, Blue
Me:explaining something to my mom
What my mom hears: 26:29
Low
Key
XD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
is ur mom a karen
You are correct the right the are yes are correct
What about 6:55
"I just beat a blood baby to death with a hammer" -Mark "2016"
Why'd you put 2016 in quotation marks?
I’m watching this on 2020 so I’m not alone it looks like even though people hate me
@@ikilleddrsunshine bruh obviously everyone who sees this comment is watching in 2020
Георги Карачев good point
justin bratcher normal Friday for me
I always love coming back to this game! And thanks to Mark playing the vr version and promising us all the endings it’s given me a reason other than just nostalgia to rewatch :)
Mark: it’s F4
Mark later: I think I needed for the D4 to be out to do it.
Everyone with a memory: NOOOOOOOOO
20:53 I swear, I was yelling at the screen when he said gree the first time, GRBB
SH4D0W Ender EXACTLY I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOO MARKKK NOOO in my head I was like MARK YOU ARE SO SMART BUT COMEE ONNNNN 🤦🏽♀️
I've seen multiple people play this and they all think the same thing at first, it's so weird because right above it there's "GRAB" to compare "GRBB" to and see that the last two letters in GRBB are exactly the same as the last letter in GRAB, and they don't think it's GRAE and GREE, but oh well.
does it honestly even matter
he eventually read it right
Yeah right? I was almost screaming
G-reen
R-ed
B-lue
B-lue
7:56 just realized now that its a reference to the Stanley parable because he spent his job pressing buttons
It's much more clear in the vr version
@@galladegamer3579 yeah, the narrator is there too
@@theunfunnyjokester that's why I said it was more clear, but ok
IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS AND I JUST... I JUST REALIZED...
@@aviem5887 yeah it took me 4 years lol
there is a VR version of the game, it also explains the mystery combinations and such that you wouldn't normally find in the computer version. feel free to play it if you wanna
It's about 5 years since this video was released and I just realized the "Stanley" achievement was an Easter Egg for the Stanley Parable game
"Im sorry i killed your city " *destroys Detroit for cake*
but the cake is a lie....
#SAVAGEKILLER
Haha, I forgot about that!
+Raina Groch please do
yup just yup
I love how the first thing he dose when he gets a hammer is smash the screen
Lmao who wouldn't?
Its not like when the Internet wasn't working at 1am I punched my Uncles Computer Screen - I needed the Internet so I could beat the Pokémon Elite 4... Not that I did punch it...
you play Pokemon at 1am?!
Hello Peeps who doesn't?
23:45 hi I’m Mr. Frundles
the last 10 minutes is just mark saying "i never would have gotten that"
Game:*exists*
Markipier: its big brain time.
Umm it’s “this is big brain time” not it’s big brain time
Bru
it took matzot forever to do some of these puzzles tho
Diz biggest brain time
420 likes
"i beat a blood baby with a hammer!"
markiplier 2016
everything gaming and ass
everything gaming
everything gaming l
everything gaming hahaha
: )
god, i remember falling in love with this game when this video came out
this is one of those videos that you randomly keep going back to years later and its so weird because there's nothing about it you'd specifically remember but you just remember sitting years ago watching it and loving it. old memories like that make me feel so sad mannnnn
13:45 can we all clap for mark for getting that off the top of his head?
insert cliche applause track here
Touché, Mark.
HOW DIDMHE DO THAT?!?! ❤️
Mark-"I'm not smart"
Me-"Watch your own video again. Then we can judge"
Sheikah Warrior
this doesn't require you to be smart, it just requires you to not be stupid.
Oh no way, he actually said he could Brute force it here too, 5 years ago, lol
Mark needs to give the 3D/VR version a try sometime. They added quite a few more endings to it.
He has now
When mark tried to smash the clock I suppose it was... Hammer Time
nooooo I thought I escaped it
MARK SMASH!!! 😂
why
STOP IT SANS!!!!!
KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE
This hurt my brain. Mark is too smart For this game
I am good with this game. Because I am smart too. I am interested by science, technology and art. Dummy people took my energy away and they can fuckin ruin my day! I remember my old secondary school.... they hate me for my intelligence. But now I am going to university - it´s like Jew goes from Ausswitz teror to heaven. Ahhh it´s so cute. :D
Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess Well isn't that modesty...
+Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess if you're so smart why can't you use proper english?
You know when I look back at this and watch Mark play this game I did not expect him to forget the Demonic baby in the button for the VR version.
18:26 who’s watching after he finally played the game
his energy whenever he gets something correct makes me smile. I've never had pure joy in years.
I can relate.
Awww same
I like that i'm not the only one who rewatches old videos
thats kind of sad but im happy for u bro
Massive hugs
I've never seen anyone get so many endings in so little time in this game. You're really a smart person, Mark.
...
You could have been an engineer, ya' know...
You saw he skipped a few time frames
I know, but not at the start
He's covered wars, you know
How to make Mark cry in the shower:
Step 1: Make OP's comment.
Ikr
Anyone else rewatching this after watching Mark playing it in vr
Yup
I’m coming back to it. This was always one of my favourite letsplays
Ye
26:35 right right
I'm ridiculously impress. He sped through most of these.
He's a smarty pants
My mind: why is that panel so powerful? and who the hell let mark in charge of it?
lizzy_ marie229 YEAH, WHY NOT ME
And it's just a coffee machine with some ads on a screen xD
the greatest coffe machine that can destroy the city just the city in the tv
Jack went to the bathroom and mark didn't listen to what he was told😂😂
Same.....
old Mark: i never would of gotten that
Current Mark proceeds to get it easily
For some reason I keep coming back to this video. Mark is super smart and it’s great watching him figure these things out. Love this guy
22:19
In the phrase "You drop all the bomb" the letters YRBB were glitching.
They mean Yellow, Red, Blue, Blue.
That's the answer for 34:13 riddle.
Yeah I also saw that and was like where would u use that
Genius
Oh great, I thought i was the only one who saw that! Thank gosh I wasn't crazy...
I was going to say that!