Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @imwillixm
    @imwillixm 3 года назад +2388

    "911, what's your emergency?"
    *"I'm dying."*

  • @Model8197
    @Model8197 3 года назад +11109

    Employee: “Don’t Touch Anything”
    Mark: *Evil laughter*

    • @why_should_i
      @why_should_i 3 года назад +16

      cool

    • @milesedgeworth6177
      @milesedgeworth6177 3 года назад +26

      nice checkmark you got there

    • @rikup1ku3
      @rikup1ku3 3 года назад +11

      Everyone puts just the Dont touch anything and mark laughing

    • @rikup1ku3
      @rikup1ku3 3 года назад +22

      @@BonahPerson you insulted a human

    • @sus4162
      @sus4162 3 года назад +3

      ello there

  • @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
    @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 3 года назад +2748

    “Tks for picking all that trash”
    So he’s not in the bathroom, but spying on Mark? Then why isn’t he stopping him from touching everything? Does he WANT the world to blow up, but doesn’t want to get blamed?

    • @cryptosans6864
      @cryptosans6864 3 года назад +157

      Interesting concept, like he's trying to frame his friend into looking like a bad person

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 3 года назад +155

      He just has a psychic connection to the bin 😂

    • @sugarcrashez
      @sugarcrashez 3 года назад +12

      @@benfletcher8100 yes

    • @cloudbasedbear
      @cloudbasedbear 3 года назад +30

      maybe he wants them to blow up the world but doesn't want to be responsible for it

    • @brodiemorris2081
      @brodiemorris2081 3 года назад +41

      But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

  • @DTLions26
    @DTLions26 2 года назад +4618

    Markiplier: “leaves us with a cliffhanger for the next episode”
    Also Mark: “Doesn’t upload the next episode”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +17099

    I bet if the employee told Mark to touch everything, he wouldn't touch anything

    • @PanzerMorder115
      @PanzerMorder115 3 года назад +621

      No i could still see him touching everything, only after not doing so for 5 minutes.

    • @lockedandloadedlol2172
      @lockedandloadedlol2172 3 года назад +134

      He would just make coffee

    • @sleepypixel420
      @sleepypixel420 3 года назад +98

      Reverse psychology

    • @jessicaegnew6393
      @jessicaegnew6393 3 года назад +45

      @@lockedandloadedlol2172 Coffee’s great ;D

    • @chukud
      @chukud 3 года назад +24

      Why are not verified yet

  • @mnare04
    @mnare04 3 года назад +281

    i like how mark goes “i have hands” any time a games shows hands lmao

  • @tsunwarning
    @tsunwarning 3 года назад +537

    Mark should really finish Papers Please, he only got a game over ending

    • @weeniedog44
      @weeniedog44 3 года назад +11

      yeah!! i keep hoping for episodes lmao

    • @matthewboyd8689
      @matthewboyd8689 3 года назад +6

      Another game he hasen't got to was Finding Paradise, and The Imposter Factory
      To the Moon 2 and 3

    • @therooki777
      @therooki777 3 года назад +1

      he also needs to keep playing RDR2

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 2 года назад +695

    Stanley Parable fits this so freaking well and expands the story in such a creative way
    because we all knew he did like pressing buttons

    • @arya-w9g9k
      @arya-w9g9k Год назад +8

      holy shit your right about that

    • @DexNathan
      @DexNathan 6 месяцев назад +7

      WE'RE PLAYING AS STANLEY!!!

  • @CturiX.IREALLY
    @CturiX.IREALLY 3 года назад +2365

    "Morse... at least i dont have to remember it"
    This line hurt me on a new level, watching the old video first

    • @mysteriousramen_rosa
      @mysteriousramen_rosa 3 года назад +219

      True sense when he did it then he did it on complete memory and was very happy doing it on his first attempt

    • @Lemon_Father2422
      @Lemon_Father2422 3 года назад +39

      Yeah it really hurt watching this video

    • @Izak_Klark
      @Izak_Klark 3 года назад +71

      Have we lost the technical Markiplier for good?

    • @squatchandson2906
      @squatchandson2906 3 года назад +3

      @@Lemon_Father2422
      zsd

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 года назад +2

      Don't you like them?

  • @rileyhewson5915
    @rileyhewson5915 3 года назад +2748

    Markiplier: “Why is there so much power in this one facility?”
    SCP Foundation: *laughs manically*

  • @TheCaptianFudge
    @TheCaptianFudge 6 месяцев назад +122

    Man the next episode is taking a little longer than normal, I’m glad we didn’t give him any spoilers though

    • @jaredkey7256
      @jaredkey7256 2 месяца назад

      literally i am checking to see if anyone commented spoilers

  • @mitodrumisra8972
    @mitodrumisra8972 3 года назад +371

    Employee: ' don't touch anything '
    Mark: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*

  • @faethecreature
    @faethecreature 3 года назад +759

    Mark: tries to show hamster how to press the button
    Mark: Destroys the world during the process
    Mark: **surprised Pikachu face**
    Nevermind Mark randomly singing stuff is the cutest part of the video.

    • @alexia7063
      @alexia7063 3 года назад +4

      mans absolutely needed the hammer for the glass

  • @Ghost-du9hx
    @Ghost-du9hx 3 года назад +10823

    Theory: the guy waving his arm from the other room is actually something waving a guy's arm pretending to be him and the guy is actually dead. Evidence: the bloody drag marks and hand print on the door

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 3 года назад +1218

      ... Ah. Huh. What in the Woody with Buzz Lightyear's arm bullshit is that

    • @marleymacncheese6362
      @marleymacncheese6362 3 года назад +435

      That arm looked fake :0

    • @MrGowose
      @MrGowose 3 года назад +665

      The arm does a lot of signs like pointing, giving a thumbs up, and stopping itself from basically glopping around like jelly so I doubt it tbh. Seems too human.

    • @StupidGenius37
      @StupidGenius37 3 года назад +397

      @@MrGowose monster grabbin and pullin the nerves in the severed arm?

    • @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh
      @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh 3 года назад +186

      Big brain
      Yo people this is the most likes I've had on anything on this platform thanks

  • @VainKillersFunHouse
    @VainKillersFunHouse Год назад +125

    So... About this part two.
    Also: Sees hamster with a button: "Please push that button?"
    Hamster: "no"

  • @skaudivee
    @skaudivee 3 года назад +3055

    I like how he accidentally didn't touch anything after evilly laughing.

    • @zimnium1
      @zimnium1 3 года назад +35

      2 years membership,first person that I saw has done that.

    • @chrll
      @chrll 3 года назад +19

      @@zimnium1 Well, now you have seen two!

    • @neprinadervogelweid1803
      @neprinadervogelweid1803 3 года назад +8

      Sadly, only 2 months off...

    • @fortniteisgarbage4077
      @fortniteisgarbage4077 3 года назад

      WHAT DID I DID

    • @menacebadge417
      @menacebadge417 3 года назад +2

      @@ReaperGamess people like you make this world weak

  • @AjZombie08
    @AjZombie08 3 года назад +550

    Next Episode: False Alarm, there was nothing over there

  • @forestry5
    @forestry5 3 года назад +1327

    Mark acting a little like himself from the old days is nostalgic

    • @kirb209
      @kirb209 3 года назад +7

      Ikr

    • @Stickyman-e7z
      @Stickyman-e7z 3 года назад +13

      i like the one acting normal more

    • @Jjdhjsjshshs
      @Jjdhjsjshshs 3 года назад +17

      but he wasnt acting like his old self at all

    • @CasmsVR
      @CasmsVR 3 года назад +36

      the old mark actually took time to solve the puzzles seriously. this new mark just fooled around and didnt take the game seriously which it makes sense since he already played the game.

  • @NoahDaArk
    @NoahDaArk 2 года назад +174

    At exactly 7:22, Markiplier discovers the Golden Ratio. He can now unleash the Infinite Spin and defeat the President

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 2 года назад +4

      He'll then obtained the final form of his fighting spirit.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 года назад +3

      @@bacon6255 Markiplier truly is the greatest JoJo

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 2 года назад +2

      @@NoahDaArk Yea, simply the best in terms of storytelling, lore and everything

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 года назад +3

      @@bacon6255 JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures: Crazy Warfstach’s Gamble

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 2 года назад +2

      @@NoahDaArk One of my favorite part in my opinion

  • @phaz1x
    @phaz1x 3 года назад +3293

    Markiplier: *Literally nukes the whole city*
    also Markiplier: “Okay well that’s probably not great”

  • @liz_king
    @liz_king 3 года назад +437

    Okay but him actually dialing 911 threw me for a loop. Like, that’s freaking awesome detail for a game. Made the world seem so much larger and realer.

    • @WinterGamesYT
      @WinterGamesYT 3 года назад +10

      yeah I know. I'm surprised they coded that in.

    • @jackhemsworth7515
      @jackhemsworth7515 3 года назад +3

      i like the stanley parable reference

    • @nothereforeverydamnthing2346
      @nothereforeverydamnthing2346 3 года назад +2

      Another game where you can do that is in Layers of Fear at some point in the game. An absolute must if you love horror games with artistic visuals.

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 3 года назад

      Seemed like an obvious addition to me.

    • @peliam6382
      @peliam6382 3 года назад +6

      To add a phone and not add the most popular emergency dial would be a crime.

  • @mlemmlem5807
    @mlemmlem5807 3 года назад +615

    They are releasing a new stanley parable called stanley parable: ultra deluxe. Its gonna have the original stuff and also some new stuff. I really hope you play it when it comes out because that was one of my favorite lets plays that you did and you also really enjoyed the original.

    • @novembervoid.2768
      @novembervoid.2768 3 года назад +35

      Bro I thought that the adventures of Stanley and the Narrator were over forever! Good to know that the creators have more plans with the game.

    • @Disearned
      @Disearned 3 года назад +16

      WAIT WHAT HOLY CRAP
      CANT WAIT FOR THAT!!!!

    • @TheTruCloud
      @TheTruCloud 3 года назад +3

      May I be Mlemed?

    • @mlemmlem5807
      @mlemmlem5807 3 года назад +2

      @@TheTruCloud lmao what? No

    • @mlemmlem5807
      @mlemmlem5807 3 года назад +8

      @@Disearned ikr! Its supposed to be releasing sometime this year!

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 2 года назад +612

    Mark really j'baited us by leaving us on a cliffhanger and doing the whole "To be continued" thing and then just didn't do that.

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094
      @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094 2 года назад +5

      Well I mean he was working on a small side project

    • @thisdudegotreal
      @thisdudegotreal 11 месяцев назад +6

      When he does that I guess maybe it will get more curious people who watched this to actually support and play the game for themselves

    • @sunshineholtzlander5593
      @sunshineholtzlander5593 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@thisdudegotrealThat's a very good point!

  • @Monotanix
    @Monotanix 3 года назад +2987

    Mark: “I played this game a while ago”
    Last played: 4 years ago

    • @sneakyturtle1117
      @sneakyturtle1117 3 года назад +78

      Yeah, a while ago.......

    • @antares946
      @antares946 3 года назад +19

      this is a perfect comment for a modern art museum

    • @gnjidaglibava
      @gnjidaglibava 3 года назад +11

      'pharaoh died more than 70 years ago'

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 3 года назад +11

      4 years is the blink of an eye in the midst of history. :P

    • @chancehuber6095
      @chancehuber6095 3 года назад

      Was gonna like but than i saw the number, Nice

  • @thiccdeku9520
    @thiccdeku9520 3 года назад +3262

    We know it’s a good start when we just see mark in Vr headset only saying “nuh guh....ahh”

    • @LilNeitsyt
      @LilNeitsyt 3 года назад +18

      Sorry I had to be your 70th like :(

    • @chavezreal
      @chavezreal 3 года назад +7

      Ah, my (suspicious) Thicc brethren

    • @smorkis1531
      @smorkis1531 3 года назад +4

      @@LilNeitsyt please just shut up, please.

    • @poggamer1249
      @poggamer1249 3 года назад +3

      @@LilNeitsyt foot

    • @zendakon8299
      @zendakon8299 3 года назад +4

      Not to mention that thumbnail is the most clickable thumbnail I've ever seen

  • @SpacefaringStranger
    @SpacefaringStranger 3 года назад +333

    I love how they created a VR version out of the original “Don’t Touch Anything” game which I really enjoyed watching all the different crazy endings.

  • @juuicebocks
    @juuicebocks 2 года назад +50

    I love the stanley parable easter egg! that brought back so many memories!

  • @noviolam2618
    @noviolam2618 3 года назад +94

    Nothing was more hype than when Mark remembered Morse off the top of his head in the first game

  • @zombiealive648
    @zombiealive648 3 года назад +1160

    Mark: "there's no way i can find all endings in one videos"
    Meanwhile Mark, 5 years ago, in the same game: *literally find all endings in 30 minutes in one video*

    • @silentdragon547
      @silentdragon547 3 года назад +63

      To be fair I remember him looking a fair bit of stuff up

    • @captaincomet9963
      @captaincomet9963 3 года назад +73

      Also to be fair, I'm pretty sure this version has more endings

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 года назад +34

      @@silentdragon547 he did but lets admit it, those endings were hard as fuck

    • @silentdragon547
      @silentdragon547 3 года назад +4

      @@iatemycat5320 I mean true. It's just more forgettable when you walk through to it to be quite honest.
      it just would have taken significantly more time if he didn't look them up.

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 года назад +3

      I'll just go confess my love to Foxy.

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 2 года назад +63

    Just got around to this, and it makes me feel SO warm inside that, years after they released a game with an homage to the Stanley Parable, they remade it fully in 3D and actually GOT the original voice actor to return as the narrator for that segment

  • @iishilpisinhaii
    @iishilpisinhaii 3 года назад +414

    Lixian's "Several brute force attempts later" is legendary.

  • @DiamondRocksIt
    @DiamondRocksIt 3 года назад +2982

    I love how 4 years later he still never figured GRYB your hammer was why the green, red, yellow, blue commotion worked lol

    • @shruggah
      @shruggah 3 года назад +63

      shh! He hear you

    • @newhb20
      @newhb20 3 года назад +14

      He hear you

    • @xlemzy
      @xlemzy 3 года назад +42

      Okay seriously shut up, he finna figure it out, we can’t let that happen.

    • @MondayZi
      @MondayZi 3 года назад +14

      He figured it out in the previous one 4 years ago lol

    • @lssj3172
      @lssj3172 3 года назад +18

      It was green red blue blue before

  • @officeboi3728
    @officeboi3728 3 года назад +720

    That has to be lixian for the “several brute force attempts later” voice

    • @p0pe__
      @p0pe__ 3 года назад +4

      time stamp?

    • @iishilpisinhaii
      @iishilpisinhaii 3 года назад +6

      @@p0pe__ 11:15

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 3 года назад +9

      It kinda sounded like nerdfiction imo

    • @yunoishi9073
      @yunoishi9073 3 года назад +7

      Video was edited by nerdfiction, so it probably was nerd

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 3 года назад +9

      @@yunoishi9073 It was done by all of them this time, which hasn't happened in a while! But ye, it's probably Nerd

  • @allieekijaandtekyuekija1679
    @allieekijaandtekyuekija1679 3 года назад +45

    13:32 STANLEY PARPDY REFERENCE YESSSSS

  • @apesing7477
    @apesing7477 3 года назад +3050

    Markiplier: "I am a god!"
    Also Markiplier: Finishes one ending.

  • @netaricker2343
    @netaricker2343 3 года назад +234

    mark trying to communicate with that one hamster is the most adorable thing i've seen today

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 3 года назад +149

    Mark’s screwdriver sound imitation has no business being that cute

  • @shadowkid7409
    @shadowkid7409 9 месяцев назад +8

    9:55 having been born with this name, hearing it come from markipliers mouth at 3am in the morning as I fade from consciousness was certainly one of the most terrifying things I’ve experienced. In a brief moment of just immediate fear, it was like the universe was trying to tell me something. Then I went back 20 seconds and I found it was the universe; toying with me…

  • @bananamilk2868
    @bananamilk2868 3 года назад +109

    it’s honestly so nostalgic seeing mark rediscovering all the answers to the puzzles 🌱

  • @mr.w2047
    @mr.w2047 3 года назад +928

    Mark: *Touches literally anything*
    Universe: what have you done.

  • @Liam-ov9qh
    @Liam-ov9qh 3 года назад +266

    Mark, play SCP: Labrat. It’s like containment breach but in VR. It’s also free.

  • @emirkomutan4212
    @emirkomutan4212 Год назад +6

    18:39
    Papers,please
    this doom guy stole my passport
    jorji dont lie

  • @RuminatingKiwi927
    @RuminatingKiwi927 3 года назад +386

    Man, Markiplier really forgot so much about this game the last time he played.

    • @randompersononline9532
      @randompersononline9532 3 года назад +26

      I mean it was a looong time ago and he's played thousands of games since

    • @wizsword.
      @wizsword. 3 года назад +13

      He played it 5 years ago

    • @midvamp
      @midvamp 3 года назад +7

      id forget as well

    • @RuminatingKiwi927
      @RuminatingKiwi927 3 года назад +3

      @@wizsword. I just expected him to be so smart again like when he played it 5 years ago.

  • @grimkreeper598
    @grimkreeper598 3 года назад +75

    I wish he'd look around when he get's an ending, In the one where the world splits open half of the room is gone, But he doesn't turn around to see it

  • @WinterGamesYT
    @WinterGamesYT 3 года назад +72

    I love how, while the city is exploding, the room just shakes slightly

  • @Novocane23
    @Novocane23 11 месяцев назад +12

    UGHHH - another video that ends and is never returned to when I was enraptured... Please Mark, finish this game!!

  • @misaandjelkovic8043
    @misaandjelkovic8043 3 года назад +238

    I swear every Markiplier VR video start of with: "I have hands..?"

  • @Nigeriaman-dsss
    @Nigeriaman-dsss 3 года назад +404

    Drawing in vr game: exists
    Literally any and every youtuber: *hehe pp*

  • @Darthmire_
    @Darthmire_ 3 года назад +372

    Alternate title: mark forgets everything about the original game

  • @rexsadarrel1309
    @rexsadarrel1309 2 месяца назад +4

    0:27 that laugh😂

  • @matthewmessenger8546
    @matthewmessenger8546 3 года назад +453

    "No one man should have all that power"
    -Kanye West
    -Markiplier

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 3 года назад +5

      Who's in Paris?

    • @andrewcreamer9849
      @andrewcreamer9849 3 года назад

      @@Nietabs who wants to be in Paris?

    • @andrewcreamer9849
      @andrewcreamer9849 3 года назад

      Because mark can be in Paris at this moment no?

    • @gman2801
      @gman2801 3 года назад

      This might not be a coincidince

  • @askeleton6240
    @askeleton6240 3 года назад +458

    Employee: "don't touch anything"
    Mark: (laughs in touches everything)

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад

      Thanks captain obvious.

    • @lowqualitybait2370
      @lowqualitybait2370 3 года назад +3

      @@jameswent48 bruh who hurt you. Stop spamming every comment with that lmao

    • @joselagos3904
      @joselagos3904 3 года назад

      @@jameswent48 hey bro

    • @totsy_meow
      @totsy_meow 3 года назад

      @@jameswent48 Thanks for ruining the comment

  • @LilRedDeath
    @LilRedDeath 3 года назад +1615

    “To Be Continued” 1 month later: still nothing

  • @err_4045
    @err_4045 2 года назад +55

    Mark: I will make another video soon, don't tell me anything in the comments
    7 months later
    Viewers: I wonder when the next part will come out.

  • @bottlefloater5013
    @bottlefloater5013 3 года назад +191

    Mark: where's our music Me: gets a spotify add

  • @semajjarrett3877
    @semajjarrett3877 3 года назад +151

    "You've got to have an education to run this machine"
    Mark, who's technically an engineer: 1:36

    • @WFoxPlays
      @WFoxPlays 3 года назад +2

      I couldn't help but laugh at this comment

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +8

      Could have been... He could have been an engineer

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +3

      @Raspian Kiado true, he is good. even though he isn't an engineer, he'd make a pretty good one

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Год назад +1

      I didn’t he had the education to be an engineer.

  • @Graphics_Card
    @Graphics_Card 3 года назад +1618

    Everyone: Don’t touch anything
    Mark: *My goals are far beyond your understanding*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear g

    • @Graphics_Card
      @Graphics_Card 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku ok so random

    • @ellithejoker1046
      @ellithejoker1046 3 года назад +4

      @@AxxLAfriku I know I shouldn’t give you attention, but dude you legit built like a stickman. Your legs and arms lookin' like baguettes, a little bit of wind and your whole structure falls apart.

    • @caniget10ksubswithnovideos47
      @caniget10ksubswithnovideos47 3 года назад +3

      Very true actually!

    • @isopropylalcohol470
      @isopropylalcohol470 3 года назад +2

      Yeah true actually lol

  • @cdxhfg
    @cdxhfg 2 года назад +7

    Mark: adds a line an door for detail when the alien cut the city Everyone: doesn't notice it

  • @RoseBerry1995
    @RoseBerry1995 3 года назад +182

    “Stanley parable?” THIS BROUGHT BACK SO MANY MEMORIES

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich 3 года назад +11

      SAME IT MADE ME SO HAPPY

    • @edwardboydell5626
      @edwardboydell5626 3 года назад +15

      i also started smiling when i heard the narrators voice :)

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 3 года назад +2

      Man, that takes me back

    • @Disearned
      @Disearned 3 года назад +2

      It makes me want to go back and watch the Stanley parable videos again

    • @areyouscaredyet8492
      @areyouscaredyet8492 3 года назад +1

      Same
      The moment he got the name card all the memories came back

  • @vasting9829
    @vasting9829 3 года назад +54

    13:26 Loved the callback to The Stanley Parable there. I really enjoyed watching Mark's playthrough of that game back in the day. It's a shame that they never made a sequel.

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich 3 года назад +1

      The stanley parable is def one of my favorite games

    • @Darkskull1128
      @Darkskull1128 3 года назад +4

      They're working on a complete remake of the game that's literally years in the making and should hopefully be released soon. It's called Stanley Parable: Super Deluxe Edition

    • @AbdellatifMohamed
      @AbdellatifMohamed 2 года назад

      Now you can get all the sequels you want

    • @ametrime4754
      @ametrime4754 Год назад

      Ultra deluxe 👀

  • @ametrime4754
    @ametrime4754 Год назад +1

    13:27 dude the stabley parable is like my hyperfixation rn and hearing the narrator almost made me cry IM SO HAPPY

  • @mrsynge00
    @mrsynge00 3 года назад +166

    Guy: Don't touch anything.
    Mark: would be a shame if someone CLICKED THIS BIG RED BUTTON >:)

  • @SuperionStudios
    @SuperionStudios 3 года назад +20

    17:29 the fact Lixian made the line from the UFO laser beam on Mark’s door is so cool. Lixian is awesome at this

    • @Nobel-1384
      @Nobel-1384 Год назад

      Pay some respect for Lixian.👏👏👏

  • @RedDragonZ81
    @RedDragonZ81 3 года назад +322

    Guy: Dont TOUCH anything
    Mark: Touch everything? got it.

  • @idkwhattoputherentg
    @idkwhattoputherentg 2 года назад +11

    13:52 stenly parabl easter egg

  • @DeathlyTombstone
    @DeathlyTombstone 3 года назад +214

    You should look around behind you when you activate events, the environment changes.

    • @shaggysstand4341
      @shaggysstand4341 3 года назад

      Didnt ask

    • @spike120
      @spike120 3 года назад +20

      @@shaggysstand4341 shut up

    • @MrGowose
      @MrGowose 3 года назад +15

      @@shaggysstand4341 Okay but like why are there people like you in the world like what the hell? They just gave a tip to Mark. Calm down and stop being an asshole.

    • @zardus8352
      @zardus8352 3 года назад +9

      @@shaggysstand4341 and who asked you to say that?

    • @bashfulwolfo6499
      @bashfulwolfo6499 3 года назад +9

      @@shaggysstand4341 didn’t ask

  • @crestedgecko2718
    @crestedgecko2718 3 года назад +392

    “Don’t touch anything”
    Mark: *You can’t tell me what to do…*

  • @londonfair2922
    @londonfair2922 3 года назад +3225

    Mark calls 911
    Phone: "911 whats your emergency"
    Mark: "I'm dying?"
    Phone: "hangs up"
    Mark: "hello? hello I'm dying?"

    • @theoldnamesystemworkedbetter
      @theoldnamesystemworkedbetter 3 года назад +93

      when the situation is so bad that 911 hangs up on you

    • @ashtonwest9319
      @ashtonwest9319 3 года назад +23

      we heard him, you dont have to repeat it

    • @sparky3669
      @sparky3669 3 года назад +7

      yeah we watched the video

    • @HappyHands.
      @HappyHands. 3 года назад +11

      Plot twist.. the software actually dials 911 from your computer and you get fined

    • @pl3459
      @pl3459 3 года назад +5

      Hi dying, I'm gae.

  • @Ballisers
    @Ballisers 6 месяцев назад +2

    18:07 bro got pulled into a domain expansion

  • @fishman-gp1zj
    @fishman-gp1zj 3 года назад +1408

    “Don’t worry about the panel” he says

    • @gernil6216
      @gernil6216 3 года назад +1

      @zombieee I guess then

    • @rootbeerpanda6182
      @rootbeerpanda6182 3 года назад +1

      Hah *69*

    • @chocolatethedog9857
      @chocolatethedog9857 3 года назад +1

      Brih

    • @fabadan
      @fabadan 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @user-pf9vy1qf9f
      @user-pf9vy1qf9f 3 года назад

      𝘖𝘏 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖
      𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖

  • @taylorowen9833
    @taylorowen9833 3 года назад +53

    I adore Lixian's edits, putting the laser scorch marks in Mark's room, for example.

  • @marcmello3237
    @marcmello3237 3 года назад +202

    Guy: You've gotta have an education to run this machine.
    Mark: ........Uhhh....

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +9

      correction: you need an education to run the machine right

    • @marcmello3237
      @marcmello3237 3 года назад +5

      @@tearez13 You corrected your correction and that's make your reply so much better thank you.

    • @RitoChip
      @RitoChip 3 года назад +4

      Mark: It's big brain time.

    • @j3ss890
      @j3ss890 3 года назад +5

      "I WAS ALMOST AN ENGINEER, YOU KNOW"

    • @marcmello3237
      @marcmello3237 3 года назад +2

      @@j3ss890 A great line said by a great man

  • @itzhallowv5574
    @itzhallowv5574 2 года назад +12

    Markiplier: I'ma make another video on this and figure them all out!
    Also Markiplier: '11months later and still not a part two'

  • @MidnightBlackWings
    @MidnightBlackWings 3 года назад +154

    This literally makes me so happy. The original game was my first ever Markiplier video. This is what made me a fan of his, all those years ago. This video fills my heart ❤

    • @CookiesAreGud
      @CookiesAreGud 3 года назад +2

      aw that's cool!

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 года назад +1

      It definitely wasn’t my first, but definitely one of my favorites. The game is just so eerie but also intriguing.

    • @iamnothere700
      @iamnothere700 3 года назад +1

      That’s really cool!

    • @missachua
      @missachua 3 года назад +2

      Not my first vid, but he was geeking out so much in that Let's Play, it's still definitely a favorite.

  • @KonroMan
    @KonroMan 3 года назад +89

    I can believe that Mark would destroy the world over and over again just for a few awards.

  • @tylerthecreatorshat
    @tylerthecreatorshat 3 года назад +239

    Markiplier: “wait a minute, Is there something over there?”
    **Ominous Music**
    **2 seconds later**
    “ *Who da beppy is da puppy* “

    • @queenthot1438
      @queenthot1438 3 года назад +17

      Everyone in the comments is sleeping on that outro

    • @FrogadierGeneral
      @FrogadierGeneral 3 года назад +3

      @@queenthot1438 I want to make a ringtone out of it...

    • @jasonvoorheaves3209
      @jasonvoorheaves3209 3 года назад +1

      I don't have the words to describe how much I hate your name Mr/Ms Broth XD

    • @tylerthecreatorshat
      @tylerthecreatorshat 3 года назад

      @@jasonvoorheaves3209 lmao thank you 😌

  • @thevannashow2301
    @thevannashow2301 2 года назад +1

    18:58 bro he flipped off the printer lmao 🤣🤣

  • @Legitguide
    @Legitguide 3 года назад +342

    Game: "Don't touch anything"
    Mark: proceeds to touch everything

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 года назад +1

      Yay yay for the next time I go get it lol 😂 lol lol 😂 is going on a big big red green green orange green green yellow brown orange 🍊 green

    • @deadrussianliberal2897
      @deadrussianliberal2897 3 года назад +1

      You nailed it, kid

    • @lead_tv
      @lead_tv 3 года назад +3

      @@Ok-fj7xx hospital needed

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 года назад

      @@lead_tv I just don’t want to be able you can get a hold of you and your help and help me help you help me help for help me help you help

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta 3 года назад +1

      @@Ok-fj7xx Sir are you having a stroke? Call 911 maybe?

  • @anubisawakened3250
    @anubisawakened3250 3 года назад +77

    Love the references in this game. Anyone who's seen Wargames will get why "Joshua" was computer tones...

    • @polybius223
      @polybius223 3 года назад +1

      STRANGE GAME.
      THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS,
      NOT TO PLAY.

  • @thediamondarcher2880
    @thediamondarcher2880 3 года назад +749

    I dont think he’s continuing this game, cause it was originally called “Dont Touch Anything 3D Part 1” and now it’s just “Dont Touch Anything 3D”.

    • @awake392
      @awake392 3 года назад +108

      damn tht sucks bruh cuz i wanted to actually see a 2nd part

    • @ivantan2841
      @ivantan2841 3 года назад +38

      I wait 2 weeks for it to be a 1 episode game, well this stinks a little

    • @doublekil669
      @doublekil669 3 года назад +88

      he doesn’t continue series like he used to :( i miss when he’d get super into a game and do 60 parts. there’s so many games i’ll never be able to play, that i loved watching him play

    • @mrleaf6055
      @mrleaf6055 3 года назад +25

      @@doublekil669 i mean
      he has like 3 series going on rn
      and the powerwash simulator will have a lot of parts

    • @doublekil669
      @doublekil669 3 года назад +30

      @@mrleaf6055 yeah he definitely does start a lot of series but he just doesn’t go entirely in depth with a lot of them unless it’s a ‘big’/popular game (RD2, RE8, Subnautica). he’s also been busy recently with the whole canada thing so i’m hoping he brings back Dont Touch Anything at least

  • @lapsevalaweigh4886
    @lapsevalaweigh4886 6 месяцев назад +3

    2 years ago, I still would like to see the next part

  • @TrueKingHollow
    @TrueKingHollow 3 года назад +43

    10:27 I like how he hammered everything except for the screen

  • @durskeeirumi
    @durskeeirumi 3 года назад +47

    the dude coming back in 15 seconds when markiplier doesnt touch anything:
    the dude when markiplier touches something: *Adios*

  • @datdragonboi9354
    @datdragonboi9354 3 года назад +118

    Me: * getting ready for the intro*
    Mark: Uhhh Hi my name is mar-
    Me: Hello ev- oh…..

  • @simonecasula2849
    @simonecasula2849 2 года назад +8

    4:28 evil purple guy be like:

  • @akathissian
    @akathissian 3 года назад +118

    Mark: hitting the table with the hammer
    me: **nervous sweating**

    • @erinshipinski7332
      @erinshipinski7332 3 года назад +22

      I was waiting for him to hit the button and start the blood baby fight

    • @dylanbrewer8605
      @dylanbrewer8605 3 года назад +2

      @@erinshipinski7332 same

    • @Puro2004
      @Puro2004 3 года назад +2

      @@erinshipinski7332 thats a spoiler

    • @Puro2004
      @Puro2004 3 года назад +1

      @@erinshipinski7332 because you said the event

    • @Ink_Melody
      @Ink_Melody 3 года назад +4

      @@Puro2004 it's not a spoiler if you see the first game play that Mark did haha

  • @MandoVR
    @MandoVR 3 года назад +325

    “What are you supposed to be?”
    *starts aggressively hitting with hammer*

    • @user-pf9vy1qf9f
      @user-pf9vy1qf9f 3 года назад

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🤬🤬🎥🎥

    • @joshualawrence3846
      @joshualawrence3846 3 года назад +2

      @@user-pf9vy1qf9f delete your life account

    • @joe_pinch
      @joe_pinch 3 года назад +5

      @@joshualawrence3846 I’m using that line in the future

    • @ungibungi520
      @ungibungi520 3 года назад +7

      He hit everything but two things he should’ve hit

  • @toomuchtimeonmyhands5116
    @toomuchtimeonmyhands5116 3 года назад +502

    Mark: “That’s not like a saucer I’ve ever seen”
    Me: So you’ve seen one? 🤨

  • @AmberPfrommer-vt8md
    @AmberPfrommer-vt8md 4 месяца назад +4

    Mark please continue please don't touch anything

  • @TheOneAndOnlyFroBoy
    @TheOneAndOnlyFroBoy 3 года назад +111

    omg the Stanley Parable part almost made me CRY I LOVE THAT GAME

    • @JusTypical
      @JusTypical 3 года назад +6

      Stanley worked in an office where he was employee number 427.
      Yeah that voice took me back HARD.

  • @LadyMauraM
    @LadyMauraM 3 года назад +287

    Game: "Don't touch anything!"
    Everyone along with Mark: *Maniacal laughter*

    • @TheRealWolfCraft
      @TheRealWolfCraft 3 года назад +1

      Yeah seems about a normal day on mark's channel

    • @mrweebguy7418
      @mrweebguy7418 3 года назад

      wuuuuuut duuuuuuu fubbernuck

  • @bigmacnomac
    @bigmacnomac 3 года назад +639

    This is all l could ever want.

  • @AmeliaHearn-z9k
    @AmeliaHearn-z9k 2 месяца назад +1

    18:10 "The negative effects of chemical Merawana folks" XD

  • @wrldofluke9097
    @wrldofluke9097 3 года назад +507

    Mark “April 3rd, 2021?”
    Looks at the calendar:
    Mark: *is totally oblivious to it being 2001* “April 3rd, 2021?”

    • @leonardodragonn5954
      @leonardodragonn5954 3 года назад

      thats 11 September 2001 :)

    • @minakothememequeen1281
      @minakothememequeen1281 3 года назад +6

      @@leonardodragonn5954 my god Markiplier did 9/11

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 3 года назад +2

      @@minakothememequeen1281 the government has been censoring this for the longest. Literally 1984

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад

      @@Bongbongo aren't you the president?

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 3 года назад

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 not anymore that was 100 years ago bro im just swapping with my younger selves

  • @lezley8465
    @lezley8465 3 года назад +160

    Game: don't touch anything
    Mark: no, I -don't- think I will

    • @itsphoenix2721
      @itsphoenix2721 3 года назад +2

      Love ur pfp lol

    • @FuryMcpurey
      @FuryMcpurey 3 года назад +1

      @@monsigny1728 it says "no, I think I will"

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 3 года назад +420

    And here I thought Mark was done with his VR after the... *spider incident*

    • @fallon-grey5896
      @fallon-grey5896 3 года назад +35

      OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT HAHAHAHAHA

    • @Goatherd024
      @Goatherd024 3 года назад +6

      I haven’t seen that yet

    • @Goatherd024
      @Goatherd024 3 года назад +3

      I’ve been watching for a while but I must’ve missed that video

    • @KristinaPhoenix
      @KristinaPhoenix 3 года назад +17

      @@Goatherd024 its in one if the FNAF Help Wanted videos...i can't remember if it was with the halloween DLC or the "Nightmare" mode in the main game

    • @dabman3481
      @dabman3481 3 года назад +3

      What wa that

  • @youreverydayweirdo6154
    @youreverydayweirdo6154 2 года назад +3

    “To be continued”
    11 months later:

  • @disobeyedtech
    @disobeyedtech 3 года назад +158

    Sirens overhead
    Mark: well that’s probably not good

  • @PumpkinPatchKid
    @PumpkinPatchKid 3 года назад +153

    "you have to have an education to run this thing"
    Mark: "a"

  • @amyvivas9001
    @amyvivas9001 3 года назад +68

    I loved Lixian’s “several hours later”