Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2021
- Every time someone tells me not to press a button I instantly abandon all reason and do whatever it takes to PRESS THAT BUTTON!
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“Tks for picking all that trash”
So he’s not in the bathroom, but spying on Mark? Then why isn’t he stopping him from touching everything? Does he WANT the world to blow up, but doesn’t want to get blamed?
Interesting concept, like he's trying to frame his friend into looking like a bad person
He just has a psychic connection to the bin 😂
@@benfletcher8100 yes
maybe he wants them to blow up the world but doesn't want to be responsible for it
But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
"911, what's your emergency?"
*"I'm dying."*
Dr. Iplier: I'm Sorry, you're dying
*"I'm... dying?"*
**hangs up**
LOL
im dead
We are all dying.
Markiplier: “leaves us with a cliffhanger for the next episode”
Also Mark: “Doesn’t upload the next episode”
1 year and still nothing
@@isuubeli1672 Yep..
maybe hes still editing it
@@RUclipsr-sq9yz haha
;-; aw
Stanley Parable fits this so freaking well and expands the story in such a creative way
because we all knew he did like pressing buttons
holy shit your right about that
I like how he accidentally didn't touch anything after evilly laughing.
2 years membership,first person that I saw has done that.
@@zimnium1 Well, now you have seen two!
Sadly, only 2 months off...
WHAT DID I DID
@@ReaperGamess people like you make this world weak
Mark: “I played this game a while ago”
Last played: 4 years ago
Yeah, a while ago.......
this is a perfect comment for a modern art museum
'pharaoh died more than 70 years ago'
4 years is the blink of an eye in the midst of history. :P
Was gonna like but than i saw the number, Nice
Mark really j'baited us by leaving us on a cliffhanger and doing the whole "To be continued" thing and then just didn't do that.
Well I mean he was working on a small side project
When he does that I guess maybe it will get more curious people who watched this to actually support and play the game for themselves
@@thisdudegotrealThat's a very good point!
At exactly 7:22, Markiplier discovers the Golden Ratio. He can now unleash the Infinite Spin and defeat the President
He'll then obtained the final form of his fighting spirit.
@@bacon6255 Markiplier truly is the greatest JoJo
@@NoahDaArk Yea, simply the best in terms of storytelling, lore and everything
@@bacon6255 JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures: Crazy Warfstach’s Gamble
@@NoahDaArk One of my favorite part in my opinion
I love how 4 years later he still never figured GRYB your hammer was why the green, red, yellow, blue commotion worked lol
shh! He hear you
He hear you
Okay seriously shut up, he finna figure it out, we can’t let that happen.
He figured it out in the previous one 4 years ago lol
It was green red blue blue before
This panel feels like an SCP. It even has a demon fetus inside it that powers it.
after all the videos i’ve watched of this game, i’ve never thought of it like that, and now it’s all i’m thinking about lmao
Omg god your so right
Always thought it was supposed to be one
Someone else said this exact same thing yesterday and got half the likes that this one got. Coincidence? I don't know.
Spoilers
It's just a big coffee machine that shows a lot of wierd videos
Just got around to this, and it makes me feel SO warm inside that, years after they released a game with an homage to the Stanley Parable, they remade it fully in 3D and actually GOT the original voice actor to return as the narrator for that segment
I love the stanley parable easter egg! that brought back so many memories!
Okay but him actually dialing 911 threw me for a loop. Like, that’s freaking awesome detail for a game. Made the world seem so much larger and realer.
yeah I know. I'm surprised they coded that in.
i like the stanley parable reference
Another game where you can do that is in Layers of Fear at some point in the game. An absolute must if you love horror games with artistic visuals.
Seemed like an obvious addition to me.
To add a phone and not add the most popular emergency dial would be a crime.
Mark should really finish Papers Please, he only got a game over ending
yeah!! i keep hoping for episodes lmao
Another game he hasen't got to was Finding Paradise, and The Imposter Factory
To the Moon 2 and 3
he also needs to keep playing RDR2
So... About this part two.
Also: Sees hamster with a button: "Please push that button?"
Hamster: "no"
13:32 STANLEY PARPDY REFERENCE YESSSSS
stanley parpdy
stanley parpdy
starpdy parpdy
stanley parpdy
Stanley parpdy
Employee: “Don’t Touch Anything”
Mark: *Evil laughter*
cool
nice checkmark you got there
Everyone puts just the Dont touch anything and mark laughing
@@BonahPerson you insulted a human
ello there
Mark acting a little like himself from the old days is nostalgic
Ikr
i like the one acting normal more
but he wasnt acting like his old self at all
the old mark actually took time to solve the puzzles seriously. this new mark just fooled around and didnt take the game seriously which it makes sense since he already played the game.
Mark: Where is the screwdriver
Also Mark: Picking upp trash.
Please can we have a part 2 mark? Please. It is funny and we love the puzzle solving :)
Markiplier: “Why is there so much power in this one facility?”
SCP Foundation: *laughs manically*
*u have no idea*
Aso scp foundation: *sends assassin*
Black mesa: *laughing like they are SCP Foundation's younger brother*
SCP Foundation: 0:27
@Kaleb Faulkner yep
@@bronsonarredondo3353 honestly apature science is better
I bet if the employee told Mark to touch everything, he wouldn't touch anything
No i could still see him touching everything, only after not doing so for 5 minutes.
He would just make coffee
Reverse psychology
@@lockedandloadedlol2172 Coffee’s great ;D
Why are not verified yet
Mark: I will make another video soon, don't tell me anything in the comments
7 months later
Viewers: I wonder when the next part will come out.
just posted the same comment
It's been a year now :(
@@williamlatham8185two years later…
It's been 2 years now. 🤨
UGHHH - another video that ends and is never returned to when I was enraptured... Please Mark, finish this game!!
That has to be lixian for the “several brute force attempts later” voice
time stamp?
@@p0pe__ 11:15
It kinda sounded like nerdfiction imo
Video was edited by nerdfiction, so it probably was nerd
@@yunoishi9073 It was done by all of them this time, which hasn't happened in a while! But ye, it's probably Nerd
"Morse... at least i dont have to remember it"
This line hurt me on a new level, watching the old video first
True sense when he did it then he did it on complete memory and was very happy doing it on his first attempt
Yeah it really hurt watching this video
Have we lost the technical Markiplier for good?
@@Lemon_Father2422
zsd
Don't you like them?
Mark: adds a line an door for detail when the alien cut the city Everyone: doesn't notice it
"Did you ask about that panel over there?"
Markiplier: *n o*
We know it’s a good start when we just see mark in Vr headset only saying “nuh guh....ahh”
Sorry I had to be your 70th like :(
Ah, my (suspicious) Thicc brethren
@@LilNeitsyt please just shut up, please.
@@LilNeitsyt foot
Not to mention that thumbnail is the most clickable thumbnail I've ever seen
Next Episode: False Alarm, there was nothing over there
9:55 having been born with this name, hearing it come from markipliers mouth at 3am in the morning as I fade from consciousness was certainly one of the most terrifying things I’ve experienced. In a brief moment of just immediate fear, it was like the universe was trying to tell me something. Then I went back 20 seconds and I found it was the universe; toying with me…
when i heard the stanley parible narrator i got so exited that my headphones flew off my head and into my monitor.
They are releasing a new stanley parable called stanley parable: ultra deluxe. Its gonna have the original stuff and also some new stuff. I really hope you play it when it comes out because that was one of my favorite lets plays that you did and you also really enjoyed the original.
Bro I thought that the adventures of Stanley and the Narrator were over forever! Good to know that the creators have more plans with the game.
WAIT WHAT HOLY CRAP
CANT WAIT FOR THAT!!!!
May I be Mlemed?
@@TruCloudGaming lmao what? No
@@Disearned ikr! Its supposed to be releasing sometime this year!
I love how they created a VR version out of the original “Don’t Touch Anything” game which I really enjoyed watching all the different crazy endings.
this is just a statement
Random guy: "Don't touch anything." Mark: "DoNt WoRrY i WoNt" *He touches everything in the room*
mark: has hammer
me: HIT THE BUTTON WITH THE HAMMER, MARK-
Theory: the guy waving his arm from the other room is actually something waving a guy's arm pretending to be him and the guy is actually dead. Evidence: the bloody drag marks and hand print on the door
... Ah. Huh. What in the Woody with Buzz Lightyear's arm bullshit is that
That arm looked fake :0
The arm does a lot of signs like pointing, giving a thumbs up, and stopping itself from basically glopping around like jelly so I doubt it tbh. Seems too human.
@@MrGowose monster grabbin and pullin the nerves in the severed arm?
Big brain
Yo people this is the most likes I've had on anything on this platform thanks
i like how mark goes “i have hands” any time a games shows hands lmao
4:28 evil purple guy be like:
“Oh and don’t touch anything” co-worker guy
“Oh so touch everything” me
“Don’t touch anything”
Mark: *maniacal laughter*
twroop
Fantastic observation! I am so glad that someone caught this, because it absolutely flew past me! Thank you so much.
I am going to like your comment because you pointed out a funny notable moment. Even though everyone saw it.
@@HollowKnightReference 499 people be like:
That was the best Megamind laugh I've heard in a while.
Employee: ' don't touch anything '
Mark: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*
Game: “You’ve got to have an education to run this machine.”
Mark: “uh-“
"I'll make another video about this."
9 months later: "Please, dont touch anything?" Didn't i already finish that?
Markiplier: *Literally nukes the whole city*
also Markiplier: “Okay well that’s probably not great”
"Not great, not terrible."
No, it's not great, it's amazing
Hmmmmm, I'm not that sure if nuking the entire planet is a bad thing...
good*
im just in a silly goofy mood
LOL
Lixian's "Several brute force attempts later" is legendary.
/nerdfiction's
L0pp 0:44
On neophytes 0l0😊😊op09lm😮😮k9lpp
P 3:56 😊
the Stanley Parable cameo was so heart warming
Spoiler: There’s Not A Part 2
Mark: tries to show hamster how to press the button
Mark: Destroys the world during the process
Mark: **surprised Pikachu face**
Nevermind Mark randomly singing stuff is the cutest part of the video.
mans absolutely needed the hammer for the glass
mark trying to communicate with that one hamster is the most adorable thing i've seen today
Its a Guinea pig
"you got to have a education to run this thing"
Mark: "uh oh"
Markiplier: I'ma make another video on this and figure them all out!
Also Markiplier: '11months later and still not a part two'
make that 16
I swear every Markiplier VR video start of with: "I have hands..?"
😂😂😂
I know right heheheh
Nothing was more hype than when Mark remembered Morse off the top of his head in the first game
13:27 dude the stabley parable is like my hyperfixation rn and hearing the narrator almost made me cry IM SO HAPPY
Mark - "yes I have committed a great crime but in the eyes of god I am amongst him, Im a god myself in some ways"
Man, Markiplier really forgot so much about this game the last time he played.
I mean it was a looong time ago and he's played thousands of games since
He played it 5 years ago
id forget as well
@@wizsword. I just expected him to be so smart again like when he played it 5 years ago.
I wish he'd look around when he get's an ending, In the one where the world splits open half of the room is gone, But he doesn't turn around to see it
18:20 space, its so beautiful
"Oh its one of these"
-Mark 2021
Mark’s screwdriver sound imitation has no business being that cute
Mark, play SCP: Labrat. It’s like containment breach but in VR. It’s also free.
8:27 first 3 notes to crazy frog 😂
0:25 literally just rewatching this video because of that laughter!
"Hold it together!" - Sigma, Overwatch
I love how, while the city is exploding, the room just shakes slightly
Mark: "there's no way i can find all endings in one videos"
Meanwhile Mark, 5 years ago, in the same game: *literally find all endings in 30 minutes in one video*
To be fair I remember him looking a fair bit of stuff up
Also to be fair, I'm pretty sure this version has more endings
@@silentdragon547 he did but lets admit it, those endings were hard as fuck
@@iatemycat5320 I mean true. It's just more forgettable when you walk through to it to be quite honest.
it just would have taken significantly more time if he didn't look them up.
I'll just go confess my love to Foxy.
I was really hoping mark would use the hammer to smash the button
I love how mark just becomes british at 20:42
You should look around behind you when you activate events, the environment changes.
Didnt ask
@@shaggysstand4341 shut up
@@shaggysstand4341 Okay but like why are there people like you in the world like what the hell? They just gave a tip to Mark. Calm down and stop being an asshole.
@@shaggysstand4341 and who asked you to say that?
@@shaggysstand4341 didn’t ask
Markiplier: "I am a god!"
Also Markiplier: Finishes one ending.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Laugh out loud
I really need more of this series
it must be an amazing feeling to make a game and see mark having the best time playing it
Employee: "don't touch anything"
Mark: (laughs in touches everything)
Thanks captain obvious.
@@jameswent48 bruh who hurt you. Stop spamming every comment with that lmao
@@jameswent48 hey bro
@@jameswent48 Thanks for ruining the comment
it’s honestly so nostalgic seeing mark rediscovering all the answers to the puzzles 🌱
If anyone is wondering, the equation at 2:00 is a closed form expression for the nth value of the Fibonacci sequence. It turns out this is connected to the golden ratio, which is normally denoted by phi.
mark: *casually unlocking his inner child*
“this is a game called don’t touch anything… where i’m going to touch EVERYTHING.”
"No one man should have all that power"
-Kanye West
-Markiplier
Who's in Paris?
@@Nietabs who wants to be in Paris?
Because mark can be in Paris at this moment no?
This might not be a coincidince
Mark: *Touches literally anything*
Universe: what have you done.
I’ll never recover from this
I'm a crayon.
"to be countinued" 8 months later and theres still nothing
i like how lixian added the laser mark behind mark during the ufo ending
“Stanley parable?” THIS BROUGHT BACK SO MANY MEMORIES
SAME IT MADE ME SO HAPPY
i also started smiling when i heard the narrators voice :)
Man, that takes me back
It makes me want to go back and watch the Stanley parable videos again
Same
The moment he got the name card all the memories came back
“To Be Continued” 1 month later: still nothing
Two months later…
Now it's two and a half
3 months later…
@@mathiashahn2459 Another game joins Markiplier's echelon of Amazing unfinished games.
@@imthebestmayne122 😪
“And that’s when the extra buttons began to appear”
STANLEY PARABLE!?!?!??
13:52 stenly parabl easter egg
Markiplier: “wait a minute, Is there something over there?”
**Ominous Music**
**2 seconds later**
“ *Who da beppy is da puppy* “
Everyone in the comments is sleeping on that outro
@@queenthot1438 I want to make a ringtone out of it...
I don't have the words to describe how much I hate your name Mr/Ms Broth XD
@@jasonvoorheaves3209 lmao thank you 😌
Everyone: Don’t touch anything
Mark: *My goals are far beyond your understanding*
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear g
@@AxxLAfriku ok so random
@@AxxLAfriku I know I shouldn’t give you attention, but dude you legit built like a stickman. Your legs and arms lookin' like baguettes, a little bit of wind and your whole structure falls apart.
Very true actually!
Yeah true actually lol
Video: “To be Continued…”
Me after trying to look for the next video: Sure
“What are you supposed to be?”
*starts aggressively hitting with hammer*
𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🤬🤬🎥🎥
@@user-pf9vy1qf9f delete your life account
@@joshualawrence3846 I’m using that line in the future
He hit everything but two things he should’ve hit
Mark: where's our music Me: gets a spotify add
Make another part!!!!! We need it!!!
I absolutely LOVE the Stanley parable reference
Mark: hitting the table with the hammer
me: **nervous sweating**
I was waiting for him to hit the button and start the blood baby fight
@@erinshipinski7332 same
@@erinshipinski7332 thats a spoiler
@@erinshipinski7332 because you said the event
@@Puro2004 it's not a spoiler if you see the first game play that Mark did haha
Can't believe that that man's voice is so recognizable that you hear him say 1 word and immediately know "oh Stanley parable hell yeah"
Guy: Dont TOUCH anything
Mark: Touch everything? got it.
that is exactly how he took it
19:16
13:26 Loved the callback to The Stanley Parable there. I really enjoyed watching Mark's playthrough of that game back in the day. It's a shame that they never made a sequel.
The stanley parable is def one of my favorite games
They're working on a complete remake of the game that's literally years in the making and should hopefully be released soon. It's called Stanley Parable: Super Deluxe Edition
Now you can get all the sequels you want
Ultra deluxe 👀
That's a picture looking up at the saucer, Mark. What everyone above saw just before being vaporized.
Don't press the botton! "Markoplier what does this do? Presses the botton it nukes the world.
Guy: Don't touch anything.
Mark: would be a shame if someone CLICKED THIS BIG RED BUTTON >:)
I can believe that Mark would destroy the world over and over again just for a few awards.
Theory: The song That mark sing/hums in the outro is the trailer music for the newest "Egghead Island" saga of One Piece! Seeing the future definitely falls under (what he would like to call) his natural talents.