SAVING LIVES in VR | Just in Time Incorporated
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2018
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I love how he caught the bullet and then did the assassin's job for him, and the music just stops like "wait a minute..."
I imagine that classic record scratch
*I cant breath*
@@Yawnford are you choking or something?
“Sceuse me”
Accidental murderer
@@Yawnford me too
Mark: *catches bullet* ‘scuse me
Also Mark: *proceeds to turn around the throw the bullet at client*
@Andrew Voza i honestly forgot i commented this. i wrote this comment a year ago lmao
Bc he deserves it lmao
I didn’t know hippees where violent
Lol yeah that was hilarious
Hmm... an old comment with only a few replies! Let’s reply!
Other RUclipsrs: *play game normally*
Mark: *confused screaming*
Alternate title: Markiplier shouting at Kevin for 40 minutes.
Pretty much lol
I don't even know what I did.
@@JumbleHumbles you did everything...thats what kevin (one of which is stealing dons last batch of cookies)
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And Kevin just ignoring him, exactly a Kevin thing to do, that or locking you in a dungeon to make paintings for him to sell.
Love how mark doesn’t question how the gloves slow time and teleport but questions the ability to catch bullets
River York 1:13
River York and the logistics of a guys office being permanently in an elevator
The teleporting thing is because of vr
exactly
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeginningofthevideoandonlyopcandothewooshcertificstion
“Unlike a normal clipboard, it is very expensive.”
Welcome to marketing, kids.
Also, because it shoots out confetti every time he completes a mission
I'm only ten minutes in but that part made me laugh
XD yas queen
That’s how businesses flex on other businesses
i saw this as soon as he said it
I love how he assists in the assassination without hesitation
(Please never stop replying)
Nice pronunciation
Rhyme reunification!!
Great cooperation
tomorrow’s christmas!!! oh, the anticipation!!!
@@anaelizabethp Its christmas now, Cool decorations
Guy shoots ask president
Mark: here just let me help you
I like how Markiplier shouts "Land your taint on my mouth!" while wearing a shirt that reads: Future President... I don't know about you guys but I'd vote for him.
same
Jackson Skipper In the morgue
@@hatstorm1097 😳
Same
I’d vote for him aswell
Doesn't teleport to save the man, but teleports to the sign to look at vr girls...
Classic mark
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) i would do the same
@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 too bad they are minecrafted though i prefer women to at least look like people not literal blockheads
jaden yuki mark don’t got no preferences
@@larrz4889 ikr but every time i see something like that my first thought is "but pornhub"
@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 Me too :p
Mark: *takes knife from mugger*
Me: seems simple eno-
Also Mark: *stabs said knife into Mugger’s skull in a haze of confusion*
Me: ah of course,
5:22 it’s so funny how he stops the bullet just to send it exactly where the criminal wanted it to go
He was just making sure he didn't miss
This game deserves more attention. One of the best VR experiences out there.
CaptainSauce hello
Wow didn’t expect captainsauce to be here, I’ve been a fan of your channel for a long time and please continue knockout league
CaptainSauce you should do infinite overtime mechanic in job simulator
Superhot VR and Paint the town red just had a baby and it is beautiful!
CaptainSauce omg lolXD
Mark: *Drops pan*
Mark: *Starts slapping birds*
Yan
I died from laughing
Who needs pans when you got super time gloves?
@@Ardeleus, I'm gonna be logical for a second, let's say that Mark is approaching the speed of light with his slow motion, that would mean that he is slapping with the power of a metric schmidt ton of TNT.
NononoNOnononononono!
I love all of the references in this game like the ROUS from the Princess Bride, the couple from Up and the crows from Alfred Hitchcock’s the Birds.
Also Criminal Minds (Kevin &Garcia)
Indiana Jones
So far I havent seen anyone other than you in the comments talking about the ROUS, I'm glad you got that reference :D
the only thing i heard when the robot was talking was candy cadet😂 “i Am CaNdY cAdEt”
CandyCandyCandyCandyCandyCandy
omg, it's like the exact same voice. i didn't even notice.
Now I will tell you a story about a young woman who was sealed in a small room. In the room was a furnace, and five keys. She was told that each of the five keys would unlock one of five doors outside her room. Inside each room was a child that she could take with her as she fled the building. But she was only allowed to leave her own room with one key, not all five. Desperate to find a way to save all five children, the woman melted the five keys together in the furnace to create a single key, hoping it would unlock all five doors. Of course, it did not work that way. Now her key opened none of the doors. Rather than leaving there with the key to one life, she had taken with her the key to five deaths.
[AIRHORN
I actually just commented about that lol
"Like a regular clipboard, it can hold information"
"Unlike a regular clipboard, it is very expensive."
Economy
Thrifty, isn't it
gucci in a nutshell
@@zuperdude7701
Really any brand item is the same. It's the name/brand that sells, not the item itself.
Stop!
He gets the bullet and flicks it at his client.
Oh wait.
(The assasin says thanks)
Wait does he
Ah epic battle fantasy , nice profile picture xd
Mark: needs to save a politician
Also mark: grabs assassin’s bullets and kills the politician with them
Mark: "I just killed a man"
Me: "mama oooooooooooooo"
mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Mamaaaaa... Life had just begun! But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaay!
@@NateSchulte MAMMAAAA OOOOOOOOOO~ I DONT WANNA DIE~
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cue rock solo(
Im just a poor boy nobody love me HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY spared from this life from this nonstandard
Mark: *catches bullet to stop it from hitting the president*
Also Mark: *launches same bullet at president*
Mark: Oh oops
hahahaha
U act like that's a bad thing
*Music stops*
I know I wouldn't save him.
Lmao i love his shade 😂
*has wrist bands on*
*drops controller*
*does some badass Mcree shit*
"alright lets go..."
Pew pew it's High Noon
Where’d that tumbleweed come from?
"I feel like we should be concerned about the long term repra-kevin, Kevin ,Kevin...KEVIN"....
A.D.D at it finest..lol
Imagine someone, suddenly walks into marks recording room while he’s recording and see’s mark just yelling at his wall
Mark: K-KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN!!
and then slowly walks out the of the room wondering what they’re doing with their life 😂
I believe your talking about amy😂
Mark: *Takes shirt off Dianne*
Dianne: *has bra*
Mark: *Takes shirt of kevin*
Kevin: *has bra*
Mark: uhhh...... well I’m gonna assume that’s normal
I just started watching this video and I am laughing out loud
wow
Me too
That is gay ... wait no it’s lesbian cause gay means happy in dictionary
@Craze Guy You’re so self-centered that you think you could change my orientation
5:25
Achievement Unlocked: The exact opposite of your job
5:18 That scene is straight up out of a serious / comedy movie. I died laughing so hard of that XD
I love how mark says "am I facing the right way?" than looks and says "absolutely not." than a little bit later "how did I get turned around again?" "haha oops."
"How bout you don't do that" *grabs the bullet and immediately turns and kills the person* 😂
Man shark loops law quakes owned sees elks
Demand ends mean sands mamdmsaqsuiwsjxzxmmzpq
Shows how he feels about Trump tbh.
yeah lol
Lol its actually funny cuz i dont think America likes him anymore.
When someone has a knife and is lunging to kill someone, talk to them. As if they were a dog. *NO. Don't kill him. Don't. DON'T...*
I don't think they'll listen to reason at that point......
Wouldn’t a person that’s 10x the normal speed would sound like a fly?
@@thecousinerds2145 imagining Mark with fly voice going "Stop. Don't do that. Don't kill him. Rethink your life choices. Don't! Stop! Don't Do It! NOOOOOO!"
15:46
Look at Kevin in the background
Wat da hec 😟
...I think you're being cra cra.
Mark making sure Clump got assassinated whilst wearing a “future president” t-shirt was beautifully poetic!
Computer: NOW IM GOING TO PLACE THESE DANGEROUS WEAPONS HERE
Mark:(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
aaantonzzz what time is that
Actually never mind i already saw it
@@popamanraeva8733 yeah acctually watch stuff
@@nathanowen2042 rude
"The gloves also let you teleport now teleport in to the teleporter"
26:20: *half naked man suddenly crouches, turns and runs toward flashlight/camera*
Me: *gasp* that’s not Billy Bob anymore.... he’s become like HeeHoo...
I love how he forgets forgets to catch the bullet in 5:35 throws it at the president
*shooter enters and tries to shoot target*
(Mark) hey mister how about u don’t do that
*mark grabs bullet and throws it right back at the target*
LMAO
So stupid yet so hilarious
Or Like the Default Voice for anything.
Well, it WAS a Trump clone...😆
I do the same thing if I could slow down time lol
...
Game: save the client
Mark: Shots him in the face
Dino Eevee42 shots him lol
*shoot
It's a Trump ripoff. It's fine.
*Shoots
Jesus fuck this entire subthread is one giant stroke
WHEN HE TOOK TO SHIRT OFF DIANE Mark: Oh...Oh shit Diane-D-Diane I- *takes shirt off kevin* HE HAS A BRA A PINK ONE LOL
Lol I was just wondering about that
15:28 Kevin, the trans Icon
Kevin, our token FtM
*Is told to save Ronald bump, immediately shoots bump*
mark subliminally showing us his political view smh
Raghava Matta yes, because shooting a president in the face is soooo subliminal 😂
That's ma boi.
+Raghava Matta I thought the exact same thing. Like at-least be a tiny bit more subtle and make a joke about it. @_@ eck.
Casey Overland I laughed so hard
*Grabs bullet and immediately kills Ron Clump*
-Mark 2018
I couldn't stop laughing at that🤣🤣🤣
Love that
24:19 if you can operate 10x faster than the normal human because those gloves manipulate time or something, he’s going REAL fast
“I like to kick the air” - Markiplier
Mark: Am i facing the right way?
Mark: nope.
*turns back around*
At least we got to see that bootay
Glad I watched the same video as you
@@mrjohnfrak6119 had
A hands hand make Asian ma lull km mm ml seowsjsjdsjsmsmmsjjwjwjsjsmwdkd open
epic gamer Lmao
I wish Mark's mic would fail more often, that was hilarious!
Mac Foraday agreed 😂 I was expecting a Binging with Babish-type voiceover but this was so much better
Mac Foraday my favorite part was when the computer actually said “hablooshky” correctly
Where?
nah, if it did it wouldn't make those moments special. Like a double rainbow, a wonderful thing that needs to be enjoyed while it's there, as a happy accident of creation :P
I like to kick air
“Why would we not stop the fire before it happened”
I dunno, it’s JUST IN TIME INCORPORATED
Mark: “oops sorry I fucked up.”
Me: No you didn’t and I love you for it.
Someone Needs To Animate This
Especially bob the clown
Honestly Mark is the least qualified person for saving lives.
*Has surgeon simulator flashbacks*
5:18
This looks like it would be in an Austin Powers movie
5:29 - Don't worry Mark, that's a totally normal and instinctive reaction to being asked to save Trump! 😂
So you're a murderer in the making, cool, good to know.
*takes gun from bad guy*
"Thank you, I'll take that"
*throws it back at him with no effect*
I think Dianne and Kevin must be office pets to keep the workers calm. They mill about like a roomba but look like coworkers.
“Bong, that was hilarious. Bink. Bonk-a-ty, bonk. Blonk... 🤣🤣🤣
33:52 anyone else notice that sign that says quarantine?
Hmmmm
Mark: *kills bad guys*
Also Mark: “I feel bad about this”
@WrldboyTheOmega im not a trump hater but some of his hate is deserved
correct me if im wrong
@@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 ur mom
@@yeet7382 oMfG original insult
The enemy soldiers had a family
@@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 If the insult is terrible, why are you so offended?
Mark: ummm... Ummm.... Return to sender????
Me:*falls out of chair laughing*
Was I the only one to think of Minecraft's "Return to Sender" achievement when he said this?
Yurtle Lurtle yes yes you are.
why did u laught so hard at that??????
@@yurtlelurtle1320 HE STILL KNOWS ABOUT MINECRAFT
@@ExtremusStupidus LETS PROTECT HIM. HE SHOULD NEVER DIE!!!
I hope im not to late for this video
Oh just 2 years ago?
Just in time
It's only two years, you're right on time!
I love how mark killed all but one rats with the poison and happened to throw a syringe killing the last one without noticing.
Kevin rockin' that pink bra though
Courtney Kline You are sexy
What a twist 😂🤣😂
Carpenter Gaming still the bra was the game's plot twist
Kong Fu Panda And no one would fall for you on RUclips ^-^""
Kong Fu Panda And shes probably like 12-16 what the fucks wrong with you mate.
"I'm not short I'm very tall" with google voice lol
26:51 Mark went full Arnold there.
I love the part where he figures out they can takeoff clothes
'Scuse me mister you're doing it wrong. Here, let me take that... **aims bullet correctly and shoots client** Wait I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?
Evil Boobookin. He did a justice for the country of amireca
You don't have to take a political leaning to find it hilarious. In fact, because of how obvious the reference is, it makes the bit funnier.
I think he was trying to set the bullet down and it just continued on it's path instead
No matter the intention, people are getting all fussy over a legitimately funny moment.
keep crying in your hillary pillow.
15:35 The spy
I love how mark checked the sunglasses before he checked the hats.
My name is Candy cadet. Get your candy here.
Candy. Candy. Candy.
Tim Unternährer CANDY. CANDY. CANDY
Tim Unternährer C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y
Tim Unternährer C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y!
C A N D Y. C A N D Y. C A N D Y.
Love the fact that no matter how long or how many videos mark has done and how much money he's made. Its still so easy to relate to him as a normal regular guy
you can relate every youtuber like a regular guy cus they are. no matter what pewdiepie is just like us jackseptic eye is just like us bla bla bla. just because they make money out of it and is known on youtube they are a regular person. not a star or anything.
I want to talk to you girl HAPPY birthday my love to you love you too soon still love you Your in the yrs
Cool
Adem Bolat he is a normal regular guy
30:10 I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
15:41 pog trans kevin
Mark left the cursor in the screen
Ethan Lim he did
That son of a-
Person
just like teachers do
I hate you for pointing that out
I love how Mark always just jumps into games all confused :P
Same
Yep
Heh heh...
Heh
Wait a minute this game predicted joe exotic with his twin jimmy exotic
Anyone else notice the cursor there the whole time
I come back to replay 15:22 every once in a while. Wheeze
I just finished the video, thinking it was a fifteen minute one, not noticing that I was watching for forty minutes already.
Nah his videos are just that entertaining
8:35 love the way he casually throws a needle into the rat
Marks saddest moment is in this video, or rather, it is this video....
The mouse is on the screen at all times....
Massive Oof mark, massive oof
Mark: *throws balloon in first attempt and sees it float*
Mark but again: “how do level?”
I feel bad for Kevin. He just wants that promotion...
I cant stop hearing "my name is candy cadet"
I knew that voice sounded familiar, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out where I heard the voice before.
The bird level was SO funny!!! I was laughing so hard!!!😂😂😂
HR: We've had multiple sexual harassment claims filed against you.
Mark: I don't know what your talking about.
HR: It says you stole their clothes...
Mark: It was an accident...
HR: You accidentally stole their clothes multiple times?
Mark: ...yes
HR: We're filing a lawsuit against you....
so truue
why did "i like to kick the air" make me laugh so much XD
Kevin reminds me of 12 year old me walking into the kitchen, staring at the pantry, and walking out
For some reason at the end, when Mark had the knifes, I started getting Joker vibes 39:40 "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
Mark... Kevin's deaf. You were told this so many times at the meetings. We also need to talk about your sexual harassment. The Employee's have been told to ignore you until such a time as you have completed the necessary courses.
I love how they have represented the couple from up.
69th like
Fell asleep, woke up to 7:37. Damn confused.
The gloves when first put on make the same noise as the mask in FNaF 2, the robotic voice is the same voice used for Candy Cadet
Mark: How are my gloves supposed to deflect the bullets?
Me: Vibranium
I only love my king and wakanda im sorry
“Get this man a shield”
Vanillama728 lol infinity war was good film
Black Hole Gaming lol
@@Leonard_Euler but incredibly sad emotionally it was a good movie though the person kind of sounds like J.A.R.V.I.S/Vision
"I feel like, maybe we should be concerned about the long term repra-kevin, kevin, kevin, k-kevin, KEVIN!" 7:25
That moment when you realize the mouse was on the screen
Them rats doe were adorable, just wanted to end humanity.
Mark: literally chops someone’s head off
Also mark: my bad
*insert joke about the robot having the same text to speech voice as candy cadet from ffps*
*C A N D Y*
*C A N D Y*
*C A N D Y*
saygoodbye -sfm Are you I have heard that voice before now I know what it is thank you I will subscribe
OH YEAH I was about to do that but now I can’t because yours is too perfect
Return to saygoodbye -sfm again, and maybe he will tell you a joke.
come get you candy here , i have candy all day candy candy candy , return to candy cadet again and maybe i will tell you a story
Mark: Flawlessly saves someone by stabbing a mugger
Also mark: Accidentally shoots the victim instead of the killer
‘The Crows’
Me an intellectual: Birdemic.
Little did he know that the mouse curser was still there
Bmo Fan ikr
See
JC was Here. I know I was like uhh
I only noticed after reading this...now im so annoyed XD
JC nice eye